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The Daily

8-11-2015

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Joke of the day
Q.What do you get if you cross a dog and a
telephone?

Ha!Ha!Ha!

A. A golden receiver!

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How to fix a computer.
Spread chocolate pudding the on key board. Dump a glass of water on the screen. If
your computer is a desktop smash the tower with a hammer. If your computer is a
laptop close the lid and smash the whole thing with a hammer. laptop or desktop hit it
about 100 times. Next put remains in the toilet then flush it 8 times.

Warning! NEVER do this to your computer!

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6 Funny things to tell Seri

shut up
I love you
your stupid
I hate your guts

how old are you?


are you a boy or a girl

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Boy stands for...
body
oder
yuck

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Girl stands for...
gross
icky
rotten
lla

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Funny puns
Cathie: Did your party gusts enjoy the pinata?
Doug: It was a huge hit!

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How much wood the wood
chuck chucked the last 3
years.
2012

2013

2014

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