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    The Daily newspaper contains a police joke, listings for market items priced at $1,000, FREE!, and $25,000, a photo of a cat with a mustache labeled "Ace Spaid", misleading advice for surviving a bear attack, a large multiplication math problem, and contact information for submitting silly news stories.

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    The Daily

    8-10-2015

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    Joke of the day
    Ha!Ha!Ha!

    Q. Why did the policeman stay in bed?

    A. He wanted to work undercover!


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    At the market




    $1,000.00
    FREE!
    $25,000.00
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    My cat's in a mustache.








    Ace

    Spaid

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    What to do in a bare attack

    Wave your hands in the air. Tern around scream like a little girl. Then run like mad. Run
    as fast as you can and as far as you can. A safe distance is 3ft. when you are 3ft. away
    treat all wounds with water with lots of salt in it.


    warning! if you fell for this you are stupid and need to see the doctor. NEVER! do
    what the article on the last page tells you to do.

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    Todays big math problem
    45738573857
    x55657686547
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    You can send us a silly news
    story at:
    thedaily40@gmail.com
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