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The Daily

8-11-2015
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Joke of the day
Q. Why do skunks make terrible waiters?

Ha!Ha!Ha!

A. Because their service stinks!

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Silly class
Today when I got to class this is what was on the board

me not no how to spell

L.O.L.

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Funny pranks
Yesterday when I got home from school I snuck into my brothers room and took his
pillow out of his pillow cace and replaced it with crumpled paper balls.

sweet dreams

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Dumb crimes
There once was some criminals who were arrested for braking into Fort Knox Federal
Reserve. During questioning they said there were just trying to get to get to the vending
machine in the other side of the vault.

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Fat grumpy Mr.Ace

Me
Mr. Ace,your
just so fat.

NO I'M NOT! MY HARE IS


JUST LONG AND IT MAKES ME
LOOK FAT!

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