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    The Daily provides a joke about a shocked cook discovering his toaster isn't waterproof. It also includes nonsensical scribbles and a disastrous recipe for a smoothie involving a subway sandwich blended without a lid. Readers are warned not to follow the recipe and are invited to submit their own silly ideas to thedaily40@gmail.com.

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    The Daily provides a joke about a shocked cook discovering his toaster isn't waterproof. It also includes nonsensical scribbles and a disastrous recipe for a smoothie involving a subway sandwich blended without a lid. Readers are warned not to follow the recipe and are invited to submit their own silly ideas to thedaily40@gmail.com.

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    The Daily provides a joke about a shocked cook discovering his toaster isn't waterproof. It also includes nonsensical scribbles and a disastrous recipe for a smoothie involving a subway sandwich blended without a lid. Readers are warned not to follow the recipe and are invited to submit their own silly ideas to thedaily40@gmail.com.

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    The Daily.

    8-14-2015
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    Joke of the day


    Q. How did the cook feel when he
    found out his toaster wasn't waterproof

    So
    Funny
    That
    I
    Sneezed
    Coffee
    Ha! Ha!

    A. Shocked.

    Fat grumpy Mr. Ace


    Friend!

    HISS! HISS!
    HISS!

    AAA!

    ...........................................
    How to make a smoothy
    Put 2 cans of Mountain Dew in the blender. Then add ice. Add a 6" subway sandwich
    with italian bread, roasted chicken, pepper jack cheese,mustard, lettuce, onions,
    pickles, tomatoes, spinach, and peppers. leave the blender lid off and turn it on. Next
    lick up the mess with your tongue.

    Warning! just do not do that you will regret fallowing the recipe above.

    ..............................................
    You can send us some silly
    ideas at:
    thedaily40@gmail.com
    ..............................................

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