OOPS!

WHAT DID I SAY

WRONG?

By: Lizbeth

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO THE

GYM?

MAKE OUT!
(KISSING PASSIONATELY AND SOMETHING ELSE)

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

WORK OUT
(Make exercise)

WHEN SOMEONE INVITES TO YOU

DINNER AT HIS HOUSE

YOUR WIFE IS VERY HOMELY

(Your wife is very ugly)

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

YOUR WIFE IS VERY HOMEY

(Your wife is a great cook)

YOU STINK?

I SMELL
(I STINK)

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

I SMELL SOMETHING
(I smell something good or bad)
when you talk about senses

MY MOM WILL COOK US?

SHE LIKES TO COOK MY FRIENDS FOR DINNER

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

MY MOM WILL COOK FOR US

(She likes to cook dinner for my friends)

FRIENDS AND LOVERS

THIS IS MY LOVER

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND
(My sweetheart)

WET MY PANTS?

EXCUSE ME, I WET MY PANTS

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

I GOT MY PANTS WET WITH SODA

(i spilled soda on my pants)

WHAT YOU LEFT AT HOME?

BECAUSE I CAN LEAVE MY

PRIVATES THERE
(YOUR PRIVATES?)

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

I CAN LEAVE MY PRIVATE

POSSESSIONS
(My personal things)

YOU LOVE MY HUSBAND?

I LOVE YOUR HUSBAND

Amo a tu
esposo

AND YOU WANTED TO SAY

SORRY
I MEAN, I LOVE MY OWN HUSBAND

THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE

MISTAKES WE MAKE WHEN
SPEAKING IN ENGLISH

THINK BEFORE YOU TALK