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Another " A l l Things" S h a r i n g !
Copyrighted August 1976 by The C h i l d r e n o f God
CP 748, 00100 Rome, Italy

1. OUR FRIENDLY LITTLE FLIRTYFISHY was s m i l i n g s w e e t l y a t a l l

the handsome w a i t e r s as u s u a l ,
when one i n p a r t i c u l a r apparently
took a fancy t o her and decided t o
b r i n g h e r h e r b r e a k f a s t i n bed one
morning! Since we were a l i t t l e
short o f money and hadn't been t i p ping very much, I encouraged our
l i t t l e Flirty-Fishy to show him a
l i t t l e extra affection, a l i t t l e
pat on the hand or squeeze of the
arm or peck on the cheek as his
reward, showing appreciation worth
a great deal more than money!
2. SO ON THIS PARTICULAR MORNING
as she was u s h e r i n g him t o t h e door
she l i g h t l y put h e r arm around him
to give him a l i t t l e squeeze w h i l e
d e c i d i n g whether t o a l s o add a peck
on t h e cheek, when he suddenly
s o l v e d t h e problem f o r h e r by g r a b bing h e r e a g e r l y and s t a r t i n g t o
deep-kiss her while fervently rubbing h i s hardening you-know-what
a g a i n s t h e r s o f t e n i n g you-know-what!
3 . A LITTLE FLUSTERED BY THIS
.SURPRISE ATTACK, she simply y i e l d e d
for a moment, then began t o g e n t l y
try t o g e t him t o cease and d e s i s t
by s w e e t l y pushing him from h e r ,
s a y i n g , "No, no!", and p o i n t i n g t o
her cheek i n s t e a d .
But t o t h i s h e
r e p l i e d , "Yes, y e s ! " , and c o n t i n u e d
to persist in trying to kiss her on
the mouth. while she continued to
present her cheek. This however
didn't seem to interest him, so he
finally l e f t without further ado.

him a cheek, considering he'd already proved himself a little too

cheeky, so she apparently decided
to teach him a lesson!
6. BUT THIS SUDDEN CHANGE of t a c t i c s from deep k i s s and ardent embrace to no k i s s and no embrace
within 48 hours evidently backfired,
as i t seemed to deeply hurt our
s e n s i t i v e Aquarian w a i t e r ' s tender
f e e l i n g s to such an e x t e n t that i t
so cooled the r e l a t i o n s h i p that i t
caused our l i t t l e F l i r t y - F i s h y to
r e l e n t and f e e l very sorry for him.
7. SO SHE SQUIRMED UNCOMFORTABLY
i n t h e new c h i l l y atmosphere o f
c o l d water o u t o f her depth, b e i n g
warned by t h e fisherman t h a t i t ' s
always safer for the bait to s t a l l ,
postpone and say, "Not nowmaybe
later". or "Wait", or " I ' l l see",
so as to keep the fish interested
but not lose him entirely, but also
so as not to yield too easily and
get gobbled up too soon!
8. HE MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE WHAT
COMES TOO EASY, o r e v e n e n d a n g e r t h e
bait.
But i n t h e case of a f l a t
"fJo_!" and sending him away with a
c o l d shoulder and nothing at a l l he
could even become angered and turn
a g a i n s t you i n t o an unpleasant d i s i l l u s i o n e d and perhaps even dangerous enemyat l e a s t uncooperative,
unhelpful and d e f i n i t e l y
unfriendly!

9 . HAVING GIVEN SOME FISH A LITTLE

COME-HITHER SMILING ENCOURAGEMENT
t o b e g i n w i t h , i n c l u d i n g some r a t h e r
e n t i c i n g s q u e e z e s , p a t s and p e c k s ,
4. RETURNING WITH BREAKFAST AGAIN enough t o l e a d them on t o o b v i o u s l y
be s e e k i n g more, i t r a t h e r o f f e n d s
THE NEXT MORNING h e a g a i n t r i e d t o
t h e i r p r i d e at h a v i n g t h e i r prowess
k i s s h e r goodbye on t h e mouth when
f r u s t r a t e d s o suddenly by such a
l e a v i n g , b u t s h e f i r m l y "turned t h e
o t h e r cheek" i n s t e a d , which h e d u t i - premature complete change o f a t t i tude!
fully kissed with obvious dis10. IF YOU WANT TO COOL THEM
appointment and l e f t .
DOWN i t ' s b e t t e r t o g r a d u a l l y w i t h 5. HOWEVER. THE NEXT DAY a s o u r
draw the b a i t , having l u r e d them as
l i t t l e F l i r t y - F i s h was g e t t i n g a
far as you want them t o g o , and n o t
l i t t l e impatient with h i s p e r s i s jerk i t suddenly o u t o f the water,
tence she f a i l e d to even present

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ENEMY i n s t e a d of c a t c h i n g him as a
l e a v i n g them in angered f r u s t r a t i o n
permanent f r i e n d , an a l l y , i t ' s
a f t e r having l e d them so f a r , i n
probably your f a u l t f o r t e a s i n g and
which case they're more apt to blame
e n t i c i n g him t o the point of a
i t on you than on themselvesand
hardening e r e c t i o n and then suddenthey could be r i ght!
l y and c o l d l y j e r k i n g the b a i t out
11. AGAIN, IT'S LIKE THE STRIPof
h i s reach j u s t when he thinks
TEASER whose disrobing act promises
everything, but f i n a l l y a f t e r having h e ' s got i t w i t h i n h i s grasp!
17. YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO USE
come down to her l a s t t i t b i t she
gives you a b s o l u t e l y nothing at a l l ! YOUR BAIT w i t h a g r e a t deal more
wisdom than t h a t , and i f y o u ' r e n o t
This can be very aggravating and
w i l l i n g t o l o s e a l i t t l e now and
c e r t a i n l y does not win friends or
influence people i n the r i g h t d i r e c - then, you'd b e t t e r get out of the
bait business!
Every fisherman
t i o n , but only torments and t o r knows he c a n ' t win 'em a l l and h e ' s
tures them and then l e a v e s them
got t o l o s e some i n order to at
hanging!
12. AN ANGRY, FRUSTRATED, UNFAIRLY l e a s t catch a few!
18. SO IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO
DEPRIVED FISH can sometimes t u r n on
GO THE LIMIT when t h e occasion deyou f e r o c i o u s l y i f you l e a d him on
mands i t and any other a c t i o n would
too f a r and then a t t h e l a s t moment
cause more damage than good i n s t e a d
you f i n a l l y deny him t h e l a s t b i g
of being willing to risk a l i t t l e
b i t e they a l l are always w a i t i n g
damage to do a lot of good, you'd
for!
better quit fishing!
It can be a
13. IN THE DANGEROUS BUSINESS OF
very trying and dangerous sport at
THIS KIND OF FISHING YOU HAD BETTER
times, and sometimes even a l i t t l e
BE PREPARED TO GO ALL THE WAY i f
discouraging, to say the least!
n e c e s s a r y and g i v e them what y o u ' v e
19. SOMETIMES YOU MAY HAVE TO
been d a n g l i n g i n f r o n t o f them a l l
GIVE YOUR ALL and e v e n l o s e t h e
the time and l e t them swallow t h e
b a i t , only t o find t o your sorrow
b a i t h o o k , l i n e and s i n k e r g i v i n g
that h e ' s another one of those b i g
your a l l f o r t h e Cause, r a t h e r than
ones that got away! As we warned
to t o t a l l y a n t a g o n i z e them and make
you b e f o r e , f i s h i n g can be a hazarda permanent b i t t e r and f u r i o u s
ous game, p a r t i c u l a r l y for your
enemy!
l i t t l e b a i t , and i t ' s bound t o cost
14. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR SAY,
you
something sooner or l a t e r i f
h e ' l l f e e l i t was a l l your f a u l t ,
you're going t o catch the b i g ones!
blame i t a l l on you and h o l d i t
2 0 . FISHING ALSO REQUIRES A LOT
a g a i n s t you f o r e v e r , as a man's
pride doesn't take this sort of last OF PATIENCE. e s p e c i a l l y with the
b i g g e r ones.
They may swallow your
moment denial very gracefully,
b a i t and be r e a l l y hooked and on
whether husband, wife, playmate,
your l i n e but u n l e s s you play them
lover or flirted-fish!
15. NONE OF US SEEM TO BE ABLE TO very g e n t l y and give them l o t s of
l i n e and leeway u n t i l t h e i r r e s i s TAKE THIS LAST DITCH DENIAL o f what
tance t i r e s , you may find you're
we've been d i g g i n g f o r a l l t h e
unable t o land them i f you try t o
t i m e , but are u t t e r l y thwarted i n
r e e l them in t o o f a s t .
attempting t o a t t a i n i t , e s p e c i a l l y
21. THEY'LL FIGHT YOU, snap t h e
having been l e d on so far with such
l i n e and get away i f you're not
promising l o o k s , f r i e n d l y g e s t u r e s ,
very c a r e f u l !
Lovingly, g e n t l y ,
a f f e c t i o n a t e touches, r e v e a l i n g e n tenderly and q u i e t l y play them
ticements and e n t i c i n g words!
16. IF YOU TURN YOUR FISH INTO AN slowly i n , u n t i l you can reach

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o u t w i t h your n e t and pop them i n t o

your c r e e l !
I t ' s not j u s t f i s h e r men's t a l k t h a t i t ' s t h e b i g g e s t
ones t h a t o f t e n g e t a w a y ! I t ' s

ever grateful and be eternally in

your debt with a feeling of such
obligation to you that they'll be
willing to do almost anything for
true!
you if you've really got 'em on
22. THE BIGGER THEY COME THE HARD- God's lineeven if you had to use
ER THEY FIGHT.and i f y o u ' r e n o t very the flesh to hook 'em!
p a t i e n t you can l o s e them a l t o 27. THEY KNOW FROM NOW ON THEY
gether!
But i t ' s a l s o sometimes
t r u e t h a t t h e b i g g e r t h e y come t h e
h a r d e r they f a l l , and where they
want t o f a l l i s u s u a l l y r i g h t on
top of you! But i f you s t a r t f i g h t i n g i t , you may soon f i n d y o u r s e l f
w i t h o u t any f i s h a t a l l !
2 3 . EVERY BAIT MUST BE PREPARED
TO BE SWALLOWED ENTIRELY i f n e c e s s a r y , i n o r d e r t o g e t t h e hook
i n good and deep, y e t hope t o s t i l l
be r e s c u e d by t h e fisherman i f
possible.
Sometimes you have t o
put a l o t in_ t o g e t some o u t , so

REALLY OWE YOU SOMETHING and t h a t

y o u ' v e g i v e n them a l l you c a n p o s -

sibly give them, and that there is

nothing they can possibly do to repay you other than giving themselves
to you in return! Kings and Queens
are particularly like t h i s , and this
kind of bait is often one of the
things they need the most. If you
can give i t to them, i t may win
them forever!
28. BUT ONCE HOOKED IN THIS WAY.

YOU CAN'T JUST LOVE 'EM AND LEAVE

'EM! Y o u ' r e p r o b a b l y going t o have
don't be afraid to put them in_ if
t o g i v e them more on o c c a s i o n , as
you have to! Just be sure you do
the s i t u a t i o n may w a r r a n t , i n o r d e r
i t with a lot of prayer, faith and
t o keep them on t h e l i n e !
Caught
f i s h have t o be fed t o keep them
real trust in God that you won't
suffer any undesirable consequences! a l i v e , so you may have t o l e t them
keep d i g g i n g a l i t t l e now and then
24. FISHING CAN BE DANGEROUS,
f o r something t h e y know they need,
unless you really trust the Lord
i f y o u ' r e going t o be able t o use
and are led by Him! However, of
them f o r what you know you need,
course, i t has i t s brighter side,

for a fish t h a t ' s swallowed the

bait, hook and a l l , is usually more
firmly hooked and more solidly on
the line than those that are just
nibbling around!
25. SO GETTING OFTEN SWALLOWED IS

without letting them lose interest.

29. FOR ONCE THEY'VE DEVELOPED

AN APPETITE FOR YOUR KIND OF BAIT,

THEY MAY GET THE HABIT and i t w o n ' t
be j u s t a o n e - t i m e t h i n g !
You may

be able to s t a l l them a l i t t l e and

ward them off a while, but "hope
finally unrewarded maketh the heart
sick" (Pr 13:12), so you may have
ultimate in our kind of fishing,
to keep letting them have another
and you may find your l i t t l e joymaker is that last l i t t l e ditch that bite now and then in order to keep
their interest alive!
they really want to dig the most!
So you'd better be prepared to l e t
30. YOU'RE NOT PLAYING GAMES. AND
them dig i t , or you may find t h e y ' l l BEING FLIRTY-FISH BAIT IS SERIOUS
lose interest altogether!
BUSINESS! I f y o u ' r e n o t i n i t t o
26. BUT ONCE THEY'VE REALLY DUG
r e a l l y c a t c h f i s h and keep them and
WHAT THIS KIND OF FISHING IS ALL
ABOUT! For i t ' s t h e l a s t - d i t c h

YOU, "THE BORROWER IS SERVANT TO

THE LENDER" (Pr 2 2 : 7 ) and t h e y a r e
f o r e v e r i n your d e b t ! You've given
them something t h e y can n e v e r repay
and f o r which they s h o u l d f e e l f o r -

use them and make them u s e f u l t o

t h e Fisherman, then y o u ' d b e t t e r
s t a y o u t of i t and p u r s u e some l e s s
h a z a r d o u s o c c u p a t i o n ! But i f y o u ' r e
dead i n e a r n e s t about i t , you can

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find i t one of t h e most t h r i l l i n g
and e x c i t i n g and f a s c i n a t i n g and
rewarding of a l l o c c u p a t i o n s ! As
Jesus s a i d t o some fishermen who
understood Him,
31. "COME, FOLLOW ME, AND I WILL
MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN! And immed i a t e l y they forsook a l l and f o l lowed Him!" I f y o u ' r e n o t w i l l i n g
from t h e b e g i n n i n g t o f o r s a k e y o u r
a l l and follow Him a l l t h e way and
become a r e a l f i s h e r o f men, t h e n
you might as w e l l go back t o your
k n i t t i n g , because t h i s thing can
get p r e t t y hairy when you f i n a l l y
get them down t o the n i t t y - g r i t t y !
32. SO IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT,
DON'T TRY IT! Like a l o t of f i s h ing, i t ' s often an a l l - n i g h t operation or an all-weekend outing t o
make an inning! Or he may want t o
take off with you forever, and
you've got to learn how to keep
s t e e r i n g him back i n t o the F i s h e r man's net or l u r i n g him back to the
trap or keeping him firmly hooked
on the l i n e i f h e ' s ever going t o
do anyone e l s e any good besides you!
33. IF YOU'RE A HOOKER FOR JESUS,
DON'T FORGET WHO YOU'RE HOOKING
FOR and d o n ' t f o r g e t t o c o n s t a n t l y
p o i n t your hook i n H i s d i r e c t i o n !
Then t h e y ' l l know why y o u ' r e
doing i t and Who y o u ' r e doing i t
for and why y o u ' r e w i l l i n g t o g i v e
your a l l and s a c r i f i c e y o u r s e l f t h a t
they may l i v e !
34. YOU'D BETTER LET THEM UNDERSTAND FROM THE BEGINNING t h a t t h e
reason you love them so much t h a t
y o u ' r e w i l l i n g to give them e v e r y t h i n g i s because God loves them so
much and e x p e c t s them t o give Him
everything in return!
35. WE'RE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF
GIVING AWAY FREE BAIT a n d f r e e
bites with no strings attached!
The fishing business costs something, and we expect to get some
good catches in return if we're
going to make i t pay! Otherwise
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you lose too much b a i t without catching any in r e t u r n , you may soon find
yourself bankrupt and out of b u s i ness !
36. FISHING CAN BE FUN. BUT FUN
DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS! You've got
to catch a few t o make the fun pay
for i t s e l f !
So d o n ' t do i t for
nothing! We're not in i t for t h e
money but we are in i t for t h e men!
If we d o n ' t catch some p r e t t y good
fish as a r e s u l t , including everything they've got and can jio for
us, you're j u s t wasting your time
and your t a i l !
37. IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO LET
HIM HAVE A PIECE OF YOUR TAIL, you'd
b e t t e r not swish i t around so close
to h i s sharp t e e t h , or you may find
h e ' s dug in before you know i t ! If
you're not prepared to l e t them
have a piece of t h a t p r e t t y l i t t l e
flirty t a i l in the end, after all
the l i t t l e tickles and nibbles
you've been giving him, then you'd
better start out with a resounding
swat of a strong right fin on that
nibbler's snout at the very first
nibble in order to shoo him away
for good before he goes so far
neither one of you can stop!
38. IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL
ABOUT IT. YOU'D BETTER NOT EVEN
GIVE HIM THE FIRST NIBBLE! In f a c t ,
you'd b e t t e r n o t g e t i n t o t h e n i b b l i n g b u s i n e s s a t a l l ! Being
F l i r t y - F i s h b a i t i s not f o r you
u n l e s s y o u ' r e prepared t o get penet r a t e d by h i s own l i t t l e g i g once
in a while!And t h i s i s e x a c t l y
what happened t o our F l i r t y L i t t l e
F i s h t h i s morning!
39. SHE'D LED THIS POOR FISH ON
SO FAR with the encouragement of
the fisherman and had l e d him so
far i n t o the t r a p t h a t she h e r s e l f
c o u l d n ' t back out without l o s i n g
him
even as a f r i e n d o r p o s s i b l y
making an enemy out of him. So
when she saw how deeply h u r t he
was a t h e r sudden withdrawal of
former f a v o r s , she f e l t so s o r r y

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for him she quickly repented and nowlooked l i k e they were o b v i o u s l y

f e l t compelled to go overboard i n
f e e l i n g up as they began t o dance
the o p p o s i t e d i r e c t i o n t o t r y t o
together!
win him back!
4 5 . AFTER A FEW DRINKS AND SEV4 0 . AS HE WAITED ON OUR TABLE t h e ERAL REAL SLOW CLOSE ONES, s o f t
next night and s t u d i o u s l y t r i e d t o
l i g h t s , s o f t music and s o f t femavoid her gaze or touch and went
i n i n e f l e s h began t o harden h i s
about h i s w a i t i n g i n a very c o l d
i n t e n t i o n f o r an indention w h i l e
b u s i n e s s - l i k e manner w i t h hardly a
t h e Fisherman s a t on t h e bank a t
word, she had t o r e a l l y turn on t h e the t a b l e and prayed f o r a c a t c h ,
charm t o t r y t o woo t h i s cagey
the only kind of a catch I knew
Aquarian back i n t o her cage!And
would ensure our return t o h i s good
l e t me t e l l you, as one Aquarian
graces!
t o another, once we a l l - l o v i n g and
4 6 . WITH A LITTLE STIFF-RUBBING,
h y p e r - s e n s i t i v e Aquarians are
GENTLE BREAST-MASSAGE AND NECKoffended, we're not easy t o re-woo
NIBBLING, they were both soon i n
without an extra-heavy dose o f
the mood f o r i t ! So I i n v i t e d him
woo p i t c h e d s t r a i g h t and hard!
back t o our h o t e l f o r t h e n i g h t .
4 1 . SO SHE FINALLY HAD TO THROW
Before l e a v i n g the table the F i s h e r DISCRETION TO THE WINDS, e a t h i s
man quipped that our F l i r t y l i t t l e
humble p i e , grab h i s hand, g i v e him Fish was well able to keep two men
a heavy t i p , and r o l l t h o s e b i g
happy t o give him the green l i g h t
F l i r t y - F i s h y e y e s , g i v i n g him a
for the go_, jgo, go, so he'd know I
b i g F l i r t y - F i s h y g r i n and ask him
had no o b j e c t i o n t o h i s swallowing
why he was s o s a d , knowing f u l l
the b a i t !
w e l l already why he was s o s a d ,
47. I TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS NIGHT,
but t r y i n g t o h e l p him s e e she was encouraged them t o dance r e a l l y t o sorry!
gether as much as p o s s i b l e , and
4 2 . HE DIDN'T PICK UP THE FIRST
while she wasn't holding both of
PASS but he r e a l l y began t o melt
our hands, she held one of h i s and
when she s a i d she was sorry he was
massaged h i s rod under the t a b l e !
so s a d , and t h a t she was sad b e By t h i s time he was r e a l l y ready
cause he_ was so s a d , and t h a t she
for i t and barely able to drive up
missed h i s b e a u t i f u l s m i l e because
the s t r e e t c l o s e beside her as she
i t was l i k e t h e s u n r i s e , s h e s a i d
was rubbing i t a l l the way!
as b e s t she could i n h i s language.
4 8 . AS HE DROVE US BACK TO OUR
4 3 . IMMEDIATELY THE SUN ROSE AND
HOTEL HE KEPT HIS HAND ON HER LEG
HE BEGAN TO SMILE, and s o m e t h i n g
and she t r i e d t o keep him under
else soon began to rise as well as
c o n t r o l w h i l e I watched h e r behind.
she kissed him goodnight and wigThese Latin l o v e r s d o n ' t b e a t around
gled her cute l i t t l e t a i l against
the bush!They jump r i g h t i n t o i t
him as she invited him to meet us
with t h e i r pogo s t i c k a t t h e ready!
later for dancing at a small club
He s a i d h e c o u l d n ' t s t a y t h a t n i g h t ,
nearby! At first he proudly reprobably because of some h o t e l r u l e ,
fused, but after thinking i t over,
but would be s u r e t o b r i n g h e r h e r
this humbling invitation must have
b r e a k f a s t i n t h e morning, i m p l y i n g
done the trick!
a good d e a l more as he asked what
44. FOR HE WAS NO SOONER OFF WORK time she'd like i t !
THAN HE WAS THERE LIKE A SHOT,
49. BY THIS TIME SHE KNEW WHAT IT
s m i l i n g happily and o b v i o u s l y f e e l - MEANT WITH A CAPTIAL "I 1
for as
i n g t h a t things were l o o k i n g up!
they k i s s e d goodbye s t a n d i n g a t t h e
And i t wasn't long u n t i l t h i n g s
car h e almost c o u l d n ' t w a i t as he

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was working i t so hard against her
she was a f r a i d he was going t o do
i t r i g h t t h e r e , while I l e f t them
alone and s t r o l l e d toward the
lobby as though I d i d n ' t know what
was going onor perhaps I should
s a y , more as though I did know what
was going on!
5 0 . HE PUT HIS HAND ON HERS AND
HER HAND ON HIS and began an ardent
sexual massage, i n s i s t e n t l y
trying
to make her promise s h e ' d make a
d e f i n i t e date for breakfast i n the
morning, which was apparently t o
include a healthy a p p e t i s e r !
The
more noncommittal she was, the more
desperate he became and the more
ardently he massaged, u n t i l she
f i n a l l y had to break away with a
f i n a l k i s s and a hurried "Goodn i g h t ! " as she ran back toward the
hotel!
51. WHEN WE GOT BACK TO OUR ROOM
SHE'D ALREADY BEGUN TO WORRY a b o u t
t h e n e x t m o r n i n g , and had a b o u t
decided she d i d n ' t want to be a
F l i r t y - F i s h any more, as she massaged me_ to s l e e p !
During a r e s t l e s s night I reassured her she
didn't have to do anything she
didn't want to do, and that the
Lord would lead her how to handle
the s i t u a t i o n .
5 2 . BUT I DID CAUTION HER THAT HE
HAD BEEN DEEPLY HURT, and I d i d n ' t
think anything short of f u l f i l l i n g
h i s d e s i r e s would r e s t o r e our
friendship.
We also agreed that
he'd e v i d e n t l y had some heartbreak.
I a l s o got during the night t h a t :
"He thinks nobody loves him any
more. He's a l i t t l e c y n i c a l and
b i t t e r and thought there was no
more love u n t i l you showed him l o v e .
5 3 . SHOW HIM THE LOVE OF GOD!
Show him God's l o v e i s b e t t e r than
the l o v e o f women! You're the f i r s t
t o show him l o v e s i n c e h e ' s been
hurt.
He's been very h u r t .
He's
a poor, hurt l i t t l e lamb, and h e ' s
come to you f o r h e l p .
Are you
w i l l i n g t o h e l p him?

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5 4 . FUCKING IS NOTHING! WHAT'S

A LITTLE FUCK BETWEEN FRIENDS IF
HE NEEDS IT?NOTHING! I t h e l p s
him t o be s a t i s f i e d . A n d your
touch i s very important:
Stroke
his face, his hair.
Show him you
r e a l l y c a r e , show him God's l o v e .
He's t h e most sad and the most
needy, s o God sends him t o us t o
help.
Most o f a l l l e t him know
you r e a l l y l o v e him.
5 5 . TELL HIM, "I LOVE YOU BECAUSE GOD LOVES YOU, and J e s u s
l o v e s you and Mother Mary l o v e s
you and my husband l o v e s you! We
have the l o v e o f God and we g i v e
i t t o you! Do you l o v e J e s u s ? " I
t o l d her how to say t h e s e s e n t e n c e s i n h i s l a n g u a g e , and we p r a c t i c e d s a y i n g them o v e r and o v e r
again t o g e t h e r :
5 6 . "YOU ARE SAD, BUT GOD WANTS
YOU TO BE HAPPY! _I_ want t o make
you happy because God l o v e s you
and wants you t o be happy.
Jesus
g i v e s me l o v e i n my h e a r t f o r you.
My husband g i v e s me t o you because
he l o v e s you t o o ! " I t o l d h e r t o be
sure and n o t f o r g e t t h a t i t was
very important t o keep g i v i n g God
the c r e d i t over and o v e r .
She s a i d :
57. "BUT I DON'T WANT TO FRATERNIZE WITH EVERY TOM, DICK AND
HARRY THAT COMES ALONG! I'm a
queen and h e ' s a w a i t e r and j u s t
a f t e r feminine f l e s h !
He c o u l d g e t
i t somewhere e l s e , many o t h e r
p l a c e s ! " But I t o l d h e r , "He c a n ' t
g e t the l o v e of God anywhere e l s e ,
and he can f e e l your l o v e and t h a t
you r e a l l y l o v e him, and he knows
you're d i f f e r e n t .
And I got the
verse,
. 5 8 . "INASMUCH AS YE HAVE DONE IT
UNTO THE LEAST OF THESE MY BRETHREN, YE HAVE DONE IT UNTO ME."
(Mt 2 5 : 4 5 . ) E v e n unto the l o w l i e s t !
So we went back t o s l e e p , a g r e e i n g
t h a t i f we had to, we'd do i t f o r
t h e Lord and a poor l i t t l e lonesome
b r o t h e r who needed our l o v i n g h e l p !
5 9 . WE HAD NO SOONER RUNG FOR

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BREAKFAST in the morning than he_ was Mary l o v e s you and my husband David
l o v e s y o u . We have t h e l o v e of God
up and waiting in more ways than
and we g i v e i t t o you t o make you
one!
He s e t down the t r a y and
Do you u n d e r s t a n d ? " ' He
looked at our l i t t l e F l i r t y Fish at h a p p y .
smiled at her l i t t l e sermon and
the open bedroom door where I was
thanked her as she kissed him goodsupposedly s l e e p i n g , and he seemed
bye.
a l i t t l e u n c e r t a i n as t o what our
63. MEANWHILE. I HAD DRUNK NEARLY
mood might be .
A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE TO BOLSTER
60. SHE GAVE HIM A LITTLE REMY OWN COURAGE t o e n d u r e t h e o r d e a l ,
ASSURING KISS and took him by the
and I g r a t e f u l l y welcomed h e r back
hand as they s t a r t e d walking t o i n t o my own arms when h e l e f t , and
ward the s t i l l - o p e n front door of
s h e made l o v e t o me a s p a s s i o n a t e l y
the apartment through which h e ' d
as e v e r b e f o r e !
We e x p l o d e d supremeentered with the t r a y .
As they
began t o k i s s he pushed i t shut and ly and sighed with r e l i e f that i t
was a l l overwe hope! Of course,
p a s s i o n a t e l y began t o make love t o
we don't yet know what the morning
her as they stood t h e r e opening up
will bring and whether this was the
everything e l s e , and f i n a l l y winding up on t h e l i v i n g room couch for end or just the beginning!Only
time and the Lord will t e l l !
the f i n a l touchdown and explosion!
6 1 . AS THEY SAT DOWN ON THE
COUCH. w i t h some d i f f i c u l t y s h e
s t o p p e d him l o n g enough t o s a y t o
him i n h i s own l a n g u a g e : "My h u s band k n o w s . " He l o o k e d a l i t t l e
s t a r t l e d , but she said, "But he
loves you too." She at f i r s t indicated she was reluctant to l e t him
go a l l the way, but he was i n s i s tent and nothing else seemed to s a t isfy, so she finally yielded. As he
got up hurriedly to go back to work
he thanked her. But she said slowly
in her broken foreign tongue, "Just
a moment. Sit down, I want to t e l l
you something."And she repeated
the phrases she had memorised for
the occasion:
62. " I LOVE YOU BECAUSE GOD LOVES
YOU, and J e s u s C h r i s t l o v e s you and

64. BUT SUCH ARE THE DANGEROUS

ADVENTURES OF A FLIRTY-FISH! Are
you s u r e you want t o be one? You'd
b e t t e r make s u r e b e f o r e you b e g i n ,
o r you may f i n d y o u r s e l f i n deep
w a t e r when i t ' s t o o l a t e !
6 5 . P . S . FOOTNOTE: L a t e r today
at the dinner table our dear l i t t l e
wandering waiter was a l i t t l e embarrassed, but seemed very happy
and cheerfully restored to our
friendship again. All we know i s
we went the limit to show him the
love of God, and so the rest is up
to the Lord!
66. WHAT A WAY TO WITNESS!Are
you s u r e you want t o be a F l i r t y
Fish?You can!With God's h e l p !
GBY! ILY! Be a Happy Hooker
for Jesus!--Amen?