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Written by
Donovan Bertch
JOE (CONTD)
2.
JOE (CONTD)
(v.o.)
He was right in the end, though,
especially about the dames. You
think you know a gal, think you can
trust her with your greatest
secrets. You think wrong. It all
started on thatThe doorbell rings. Joe fumbles with the statuette. He puts
it down and goes to the door. He opens it to find Nathaniel
(22) waiting at the door with a bible.
NATHANIEL
Hello! I was wondering if you had a
moment to talk about our lord and
savior.
Joe puts a hand to his forehead.
JOE
Jesus Christ.
NATHANIEL
Yes, exactly!
Joe starts closing the door.
JOE
Im sorry, Im kind of busy at the
momentNathaniel sticks his hand in the doorway right before the
door closes.
NATHANIEL
But sir, you look like youre in
desperate need of saving!
Joe shakes his head, trying to push the door harder.
JOE
No, thank you, I think Im good
with the God I have now!
NATHANIEL
You wont get into heaven with an
attitude like that!
Joes eyes narrow.
JOE
(v.o.)
Thats the problem.
3.
NATHANIEL
JOE
JOE (CONTD)
JOE (CONTD)
4.
Nathaniel screams as hes tossed out the door. Joe looks down
and picks up the bible.
JOE (CONTD)
You dropped this!
He hurls the bible out the door and slams it shut. He locks
the door.
NATHANIEL
(o.s., groggily)
Thank you!
Joe goes back to his desk, sitting back in his chair. He
looks around, warily, before picking the statuette up again.
JOE
(v.o.)
It all started that night whenCAMERAMAN
(o.s.)
Im gonna have to stop you there,
bud. You only booked me for an
hour, and its been like five now.
Either pay me now or Im going.
JOE
What?! Come on! Ill pay you when I
get my bill from the last case!
JustCAMERAMAN
(o.s.)
Nope, Im out.
The camera turns away from Joe, walking away from the desk
and heading out the door.
JOE
(o.s.)
Come on, man! I really need this!
CAMERAMAN
(o.s.)
Oh, Im so sad. Boo hoo.
The front door opens. It turns to face Joe.
JOE
Just wait five more minutes-
5.
(o.s.)
Nope.
CAMERAMAN