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Orpheus Studentsample2
Orpheus Studentsample2
Narrator
:Orpheuswasamusician,awonderfulmusicianinfact,whoplayedthelyre.
Orpheus
:*Whispers*AstringedinstrumentinaUshapethatiskindoflikeaharp.
Narrator
:*HandslyretoOrpheus*
Orpheus
:*HumssongtotuneofMaryHadALittleLambwhileplayingthenarratorsheaddrum*
Narrator
:Now,letstravelbackintimetohearthestoryofOrpheus.
Orpheus
:*Playsthe
flashbacksong
onlyre*
Narrator
:
HisfatherwastheThracianKing,andhismotherwasaMusenamedCalliope.Alongwithhis
motherandeightaunts,OrpheuslivedonParnassus,wherehemetApollo.ApollotaughtOrpheustoplaythe
lyre.
Apollo
:
Here,Orpheus.Thisisalyre,youwillplayverybeautifulmusiconthisinstrument.
ThracianKing
:
Areyoutellingmysontolie?!
Apollo
:
No,Iwasteachinghimmusic.*ToOrpheus*Dontlie,Orpheus,orIllbeintrouble.
Orpheus
:
Ahhh,thegoodoltimes.
Narrator
:Whereverhewas,fansweresuretofollow.Whethertheywerehuman,
Fan1(human)
:Marryme,Orpheus!!!
Narrator
:plants,
Fan
2(plant)
:Weloveyou!!!
Narrator
:rocks,
Fan1(rock)
:Rockon!!!
Narrator
:oranimals!
Fan2(cow)
:MOOOOO!!!*clearsthroat*...sorry...WOOOHHH!!!
Narrator
:
Butwhetherhewaswiththeplants,animals,rocks,orhumans,onefacewasalwaysthere.
Eurydice
:
Ma,canIgoseeOrpheusinconcertagain???Hesplayingtonightinthefields!!!
Ma
:
Hun,youwerejustthere,butok.
Eurydice
:
Weregoingtogetmarried*flutterseyelashes*
Ma
:
Okay,honeythatsnice.
Narrator
:
*whisperstoaudience*Thisisherfifthtimeseeinghiminthelasthour
Infields,atOrpheussconcert
Narrator
:Justatypicalconcert,withsuchabeautifulmusician.Bothhimandhismusicahhh.Ohyeah,um,
heseemstobestaringatsomeone.Hesbeenlookingthiswaytheentiretime.IsthatEurydice?Ohmy
Zeus,hesstaringatEurydice.HELIKESHER!OMZ!OMZ!Anndddtheconcertsover.
Orpheus
:So,IseeyourfacealotinthefrontrowalotandIthoughtyoulook,well,beautiful,wannaget
married?
Eurydice
:Aww,thanksOrpheus.Butyoubarelyknowme,dontyouthinkweshouldgetcloserfirst?
Orpheus
:No,no,no,Eurydice.Hahaha,soyoung,soinnocent.Thisisamyth,theonlythingyouneedtoget
marriedisgoodlooks.Noonecaresabouttheotherstuff.
Eurydice
:Yea,but
Narrator
:No,youdontneedtoplanthewedding,justmagicallygetmarriedrightnow.
EurydiceandOrpheus
:Okay
Narrator
:Sotheydid,andtheylivedhappilyeverafter.UntilOrpheuskindofdisappearedandstoppedplaying
becausehewashangingoutwithEurydiceallthetime.Thenpeoplestartedtoworry.Somepeoplethoughtup
amazingrumors,suchasOrpheusdying.ButthemostbelievableonewasthatOrpheusmarriedagoddess.
Yes,mostbelievableofthemall.So,arandomdudenamedAristaeuswantedtoseethisforhimself.He
decidedtowatchOrpheusandEurydiceshouseuntilEurydicecameoutside.Hewatchedfortwonightsand
twodays.Trulyaladysman.Finallyhesawher.
Aristaeus
:Theresheis!Shessobeautiuh,Imean,Iamman.Ineedagirlfriend.*poundchest*AHHHH
*runsatEurydice*
Eurydice
:Whoisthat?Whyishegettingbigger?What?AHHHH,heschasingme!Help!AHHsnakes!Awww,
theyrenibblingatme,awww,hey!Ouch!Stopthat!Hey!Ouch,ouch,oouch,theycloudsarespinning.Whats
goinguhoh.*dies*
Aristaeus
:Wellthatdidntgoasplanned.*Whistlesuspiciouslyandwalksawayfromdeadbody*
Narrator
:ThenOrpheuswentoutsideandsawhisdeadwifelyingontheground,hersoulalreadytakento
Tartarus.Atfirsthewasshocked,andalmostcried,butthenherememberedsomethingthathereadinhis
HowtoGetaGirlfriend101book:Rule#47Neverweepinfrontofagirl.Onlycryinfrontofher.Sohedid.
Hecried.
Orpheus
:*Uglycry*IwillfindyouinTartarus!Iwilltraveleverywherewithmybeautifullyreandplaybeautiful
music!Iwillgetyoubackeventually!
Narrator
:Orpheusstartedhisjourneydownintothedeep,dark,scary...monsterinfested
Orpheus
:Monsterwhatnow?
Narrator
:Uh,nothing.depthsofTartarus.*shutters*Itwasalongexpedition,andthereweremanytimesthat
Orpheusalmostturnedback.
Orpheus
:Thatsit.Imturningback.
Narrator
:Butassoonashewouldturnback,hewouldturnbackagain.
Orpheus
:No.Ihavetogo.Illdoit...IlldoitforEurydice..FOREURYDICE!!!*Goesoutofcharacterand
talkingtoaudience*Getit,like,forNarnia?Ha!Imhilarious.*Goesbackintofiercecharacterandcontinueson
journey*
Narrator
:Hesgoingonatrip,withhisfavoritelyreship.GoingthroughTartarus,littleOrpheus.Climbaboard,
getreadytofindhisgirl.GoingthroughTartarus,littleOrpheus.*clearsthroat*Sorry,justa,littlesongofmine.
OrpheusenteredTartarusbygoingthroughamountaintrailcalledAvernus.Hetookthispathuntilhereached
theRiverStyx.Helookedaround,buthedidntseeEurydice.
Orpheus
:Shemustvecrossedalready.Ohlook!Herecomestheferrynow!Illjustpaytheferrymanandbe
onmyway!*walksovertoCharonandholdsoutmoney*
Charon
:Hey!Whatareyoudoinhere!Thisferryrideisforthedeadonly!Areyoudead?No!Yourenot!
*slapsmoneyoutofOrpheushand*GobacktoEarth.
Orpheus
:Icameheretofindmywifeandbringherbacktolife.Icanplayyouasonginreturnforaferryride.
Please,anythingformywife.*Startsplayingsofttune.*
Charon
:Idontwanttohearyourstupidthissongbringsbacksomanymemoriesahh.*Fallasleep.*
Orpheus
:*Stepsoversleepingbody.*
Narrator
:Justsstepsoverthelimpbodylikeitdoesntevenexist.Anyways,Orpheuswentovertheriveruntil
hecameuponthenextcreature:Cerberus,athreeheadeddog,whoalsowontlethimpass.
Cerberus
:Iwontletyoupass.
Orpheus
:Oh,comeon!*Saystohimself.*Waitaminute,Iwonderifthisdogdogs,willfallasleep,too.
*Playssofttune.*
Narrator
:Andsureenough,Cerberusdidnthavehiscoffeethatmorningandfellrighttosleep.Orpheus
steppedoverCerberusandcontinuedonhisjourney,untilfinally,hereachedthepersonwhohewaswaitingto
meet,Hades.
Orpheus
:UmHellogreatdarkone
Hades
:Dontcallmethat!
Orpheus
:*Clearsthroat*Um,yea.So,mydearwife,Eurydice,shedied.So,IwaswonderingifIcouldbring
herbacktolife.Maybewecanworkoutadea
Hades
:No.
Orpheus
:What?ButII.*Playstune.*
Hades
:Whatisthis?What?Whatareyoudoing?Stop,stopthat!Stopplaying.Persephone,areyouokay?
Stop!STOP!
Orpheus
:*Stopsplayingmusicandgulps.*
Persephone
:*Saysinacryishvoice*That*sniff*wassobeautiful.
Orpheus
:Why,thank
Hades
:SILENCE!Okay,youhaveplayedbeautifulmusic.Inreturnforthisthingyouhavedone,Iwilllet
youhavethechancetobringbackyourwife.
Orpheus
:Th
Hades
:Undersomecircumstances.Youcannotturnback,neverever.Ifyouaretoturnyourbackinanyway,
shewillbegoneFOREVER!Dontblowit.Gothatway,andyouwillreachher.Remember,DONOT,I
repeatDONOT,turnaround.Youhearme?
Orpheus
:Yes,Sir.
Hades
:Good.Nowgo.
Narrator
:Orpheusstartedtowalk.Butonethingkeptbugginghim.HekepthearingEurydicesvoiceand
footsteps.
Orpheus
:Oh,Eurydice.Ialwayslovedyoursoftfootsteps,butnow.Really?Youneedtohavelight,soft
footsteps?Yourvoiceissoftalso.Seriously,IdoIknowitsyouforfuture.*Sigh,*Dontturnaround.Dontturn
around.
Narrator
:Hetoldhimself.Butnomatterhowmanytimeshesaidit,hejustcouldnothelphimselffromturning.
Sothatswhathedid.Heturnedaround,andEurydicewasthere!Butnotforlong,becausesheslowlystarted
fadingaway.
Hades
:(Voiceinthebackground),*evillaughter*.Ihavebeatenyou!Youshouldnthavelooked.Shesmine
now,partofmyworldFOREVER!
Orpheus
:*Fallstoknees*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!