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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


DISTRICT COURT
2 SPECIAL AFFAIRS CLANDESTINE UNIT (SACU)
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US District Court (SACU) Notice Of Protective Judicial Stewardship &
4 Custody And Federal Judicial Expansion
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Case name: Publisher P. Publisher (name withheld for safety reasons) v. The
6 Misanthropy Institute, Misanthropy’s Ever Expanding Wings Report (a Narrative),
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Michael C. Chivulescu –
Case number: 120G-IC377
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Plaintiff(s)
X------------Z Publishing House (due to ) CASE ASSIGNED UNDER
10 the extreme sensitivity of this case, the ) EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
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PROTECTION Court has granted to the ) RULES TO:
Plaintiff for the rest of these proceedings) HON. XXXXXX XXXXXXX
12 the protection of the “Deeply Turmoiled ) SACU DEPT.: CX-102
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& Distressed Publisher” nom-de-court )
a business entity, on behalf of itself, of )
14 the American nation, of various )
American institutions, businesses, )
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associations and countless other, either )
16 juridical or physical persons similarly )
aggrieved, Doe 1 to Doe “N” including, )
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v. )
18 Defendant(s) )
The Misanthropy Institute (an institute), )
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Report (a narrative), Michael C. )
20 Chivulescu aka Author or Misanthropy )
Attractions, various associates and )
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Partners, from Roe 1 to Roe “N”, )
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NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STEWARDSHIP &
24 CUSTODY AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION
TO:
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26 Any and all American citizens born on this continent on or after


1869, persons who have been naturalized after that date, of any legally
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recognizable sex or gender, who maintain any legally recognizable form of
28 relationship with the United States of America, and who currently are,
were, or

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may be exposed to this book titled
“MISANTHROPY’S EVER-EXPANDING WINGS”,
2 either by direct speech, reference, allusion, hearsay, handwriting,
traditional
3 print, electronic or psychic media, mere physical proximity,
or in any other conceivable manner or form.
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THE JUDICIAL NOTICE HEREIN WILL STATE AND
SUMMARIZE THE REASONS FOR WHICH
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the present book and its Author have been brought
7 to this U.S. District Court where the Plaintiff prayed
for immediate and complete cease of its (book’s) publication
8 and for its (this book’s) and other pertinent materials’ immediate destruction
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under the theory of nation-wide, major, exceedingly grievous,
irremediable and generations-long lasting harm and damage,
10 AND IT (JUDICIAL NOTICE)
WILL STATE, SUMMARIZE & PUBLICIZE THE REASONS
11 for which it (this Court), after finding the Plaintiffs’ request legitimate, of great
urgency and public concern, it (this Court) still has allowed for its (this book’s)
12 (temporary) publication.
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THIS COURT, as it was gravely pondering this case, has became increasingly
15 aware of the steady accumulation of many other legal actions in many other legal
venues across this country, all said legal actions having this literary effort titled
16 MISANTHROPY’S EVER-EX-PANDING WINGS (hereinafter Literary Effort or
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Effort), as focus of an unusually large spectrum of charges, all filed grievances
invariably placing the Literary Effort’s Author in the Defendant position, and all said
18 disputes having been generated by the Literary Effort’s highly controversial and
inflammatory content and representations.
19 UPON HEARING this Plaintiff’s (Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s)
prayers, moves and concerns aimed at blocking this Literary Effort’s materialization
20 and publication, concerns brought upon her by fears of liabilities generated by her
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involvement in this venture, and, in a much, much greater and agonizing extent by the
sense of duty towards this nation, and after carefully studying the Literary Effort’s
22 content, this Court has found them (Plaintiff’s prayers & concerns) legitimate, the
liability fears justified, and its other, major concerns indeed warranted by this Effort’s
23 malicious trampling on the American nation’s already severely lacerated public psyche,
and as such, warranting a vigorous regulatory answer.
24 HAVING REACHED such a sensitive point like the American nation’s lacerated
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psyche, this Court will now first acknowledge and reiterate that it (this Court) has
always nurtured the strong conviction that Justice’s constant, permanent, fundamental
26 and final mission must be that of a national custodian or caretaker of this country’s well
being, mission to be accompli-shed through steady guidance and advancement along
27 the rails of Morality and Law the cohesion, harmony and ensuing prosperity of the
American people and through tireless maintenance work done on all the levels of the
28 scaffolds of Ethics, Truth, Integrity & Thrift which surround the majestic edifice this

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country is.
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2 NOW, AFTER HAVING PRESENTED this moral mission thing, this Court will
again state for the record that while it is on this very Court’s background of lofty
3 judicial purposes and pro-active moral national curatorial activities that the Deeply
Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher brought to the Justice’s attention her, so timely,
4 anguished, justified and patriotic prayers and warnings about the alarming prospect of
national dissemination of the Literary Effort and of the calamitous consequences of
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this action upon this nation, it (this Court), due to some lofty philosophical concerns
6 which trump the just described, pro-active judicial attitude (concerns which will be
shortly addressed), has elected not to interfere with the materialization and marketing of
7 said Literary Effort for the period of time during which the many other legal actions
against the Effort and its Author achieve the due judicial maturation, and the several
8 government and private inquiries having as object of interest the Effort (and various
other facts revealed or implied by it), will coalesce in a collective legal action very
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likely to lead to a final and severe judicial retribution against the Effort’s Author
10 sociopathic activities and wholesale mischief.

11 IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE MAY DESERVE scorn or chastisement, and


freedoms too excitedly exercised may deserve severe glances, yet this Author, in guise
12 of exposing the Nineties follies goes well beyond a wise man’s response to those
manifestations, irresponsibly yelling “fire!” in an overcrowded ballroom where the
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festive harmonies have, unfortunately degraded in conflict, abuse and discord ― and no
14 matter how much our trying present days owe to the Nineties’ political excesses and
acquisitive immoderation, the Author’s cruel revelations, without fixing the past,
15 cannot but inflame today’s frayed society and doom the timid hope shining ahead.
16 HEARTBREAKINGLY DIVIDED THIS COUNTRY, AMERICA was and is,
this sadist claims, the social tissue of this once proud nation being torn off by radicals
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whose acts preclude any possibility of concord and harmony, her (alas! this once proud
18 nation’s) worthy history, traditions, mores, habits and aspirations having became simple
disposable rags at the hands of extremists, the chief political endeavors of political
19 parties having been reduced at just destroying overnight what the opponents have
achieved during the previous day, her (once proud nation’s) institutions having became
20 mere pathetic wards hosting nothing but sleaze and partisan destructiveness, and, with
the morals and all sense of common good lost, her citizenry, frayed by the modernity’s
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corrosive assault, and battered by globalism’s voracity have now either turned to
22 devour one another, or plunged in wanton pleasures’ all-dissolving chasm ― oh, yes,
tragically astray, askew and floundering her (this once proud nation’s) journey has
23 became!
OH, YES, MY FRIENDS, heartbreakingly defenseless and riven by disunion this
24 (once proud) nation these days is, this sadist claims, days when hostile winds buffet her
shores from all quarters of the planet, days when conspiracies and malevolence
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surround her, days when foreign hostile forces, disguised as New Values and New
26 Normalcy spare no effort for gaining control of her abilities to defend herself and her
citizens, and work for dismantling her and make her (this once proud nation) a humble
27 servant of the New World Order!
YES, MY FRIENDS, no effort is spared for taming her (this once proud nation) by
28 foreign hostile forces, and in this dismantling effort, this sadist claims, not little

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contribution have many of our American fellows, who, enraptured by decadence’s
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mortal charms, have abandoned their patriotic duties, allowing in that void to flourish
2 our enemies’ sinister endeavor!

3 OH, YES, IMMODERATE, WANTON, HEDONISTIC, lecherous, prodigal,


immodest, amoral, obnoxious, superficial, capricious, greedy, opportunistic,
4 quarrelsome, lewd, wicked, cacophonous, utterly confused and hopelessly irredeemable
this (once proud American nation) looks, sounds and acts along this Effort, this sadist
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claims, her (this once proud nation’s) interests having degenerated in our times at their
6 lowest, most lurid and prurient essences, she (this once proud nation) now wasting her
energies enthusiastically and single-mindedly strictly in activities of the basest sorts,
7 this sadist claims!
YES, MY FRIENDS, activities of the basest sorts, this sadist claims ― she (this
8 once proud American nation) no longer allowing to be distracted from obsessive and
relentless sexual copulation is; she (this once proud nation) manically engaged in
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querulous and vindictive conduct of the grossest and most repugnant nature is; she (this
10 once great nation) unpredictably oscillating between frantic episodes of showing each
other their new cellular phones and yapping in them, phones, and trance-like moments
11 of contemplation of illusory ownership of shiny plastic cards is; she (this once proud
nation) passionately and constantly preoccupied by consuming and dissemination of
12 gossip of the basest kind is; she (this once proud nation), lost in uncritical
contemplation of political besmirching and destruction schemes is; she (this once
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proud nation) constantly plunged in a mindless buying frenzy of little shiny things,
14 sunglasses, of countless other trinkets with toggles, SUVs and other unnecessary and
normally humiliating stuff (hereinafter ‘stuff’) is; she (this once great nation), lost in
15 trivial, fleeting, superficiality and vacuity is; she (this once proud nation) wasting most
of their share of the priceless time bestowed upon them by nature’s generosity goggling
16 at TV screens, watching American Idol or reality shows of Hollywoodesque
Himalayesque ineptitude is; she (this once proud nation), terminally hypnotized by the
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Entertainment’ repulsive gods is; she (this once proud nation) absurdly accommodating
18 the ugly, the foul, and the perversion is; she (this once great nation) loud, superstitious,
credulous, frivolous and constantly swinging from tides of irrational exuberance to
19 unexplainable fits of anger is; she (this once great nation) relentlessly, publicly and
tirelessly exposing their bared lactation glands, evacuation orifices, reproduction-
20 copulation /slots-bulbous protuberances and other unseemly bared body parts to ecstatic
fellow citizens is; she (this once proud nation) when happening to lack an (always
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appreciative) audience for said abominations, eagerly projecting them, abominations to
22 the appalled Cosmos via distressed electro-magnetic waves is, this sadist claims!

23 AND DESPICABLE PREY to this shameful, general and frenzied disorientation,


this sadist claims, she (this once proud nation), clearly less and less able to govern itself
24 is, oh, yes, my fellow Americans, yes, yes, yes ― and as sinister, malevolent domestic
and foreign tentacles have wrestled her helm and sails ropes, she (this once proud
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nation) sinking deeper and deeper in reprehensible, quarrelsomeness, frivolity, frippery,
26 greed, tripe, exhibitionism, abomination and ignominy is, this sadist claims, the
ominous signs of an enormous, drastic, incoming punishment wantonly being ignored!
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INDEED, only the simple enumeration of these odious and despicable ways and
28 habits would bring tears in the eyes of the, dwindling numbers as they are, decent, law-

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abiding, patriotic and God fearing Americans! Yet the keen research, comprehensive
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body of observati-ons, access at highly classified scientific and governmental sources,
2 together with the demo-nic talents of the Literary Effort’s Author and his formidable
gift for articulating larger, mind boggling visions which contain myriad of vile, yet so
3 convincing! smaller etchings, churn even more poison on our contemporaries’ already
lacerated psyches, psyches which simply cannot be expected to withstand the Effort’s
4 rendering of our times and us ― vision so merciless, so discouraging, so humiliating
and so paralyzing that it indeed makes the present Effort an extreme and immediate
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societal menace, challenging the very survival of the American nation. Yes, sadistically
6 and gleefully goes the Author on, unveiling misery, ugliness and abjection seeping
from under all and any human enterprise occurring around, and this to an unbearable
7 cumulative and persuasive effect, putting the feelings and sanity of the decent
American folk in great jeopardy and our society under disintegration’s sign!
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YES, EXTRAORDINARY AND DEEPLY PERNICIOUS effects the reading of
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this Effort has, and the Court will confess here that right now, as it (the Court) is
10 editing in her (Court’s) chambers the present NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE
JUDICIAL STEWARD-SHIP & CUSTODY AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL
11 EXPANSION after today’s latest hearing of this matter, it (the Court) is doing it with
teary eyes and trembling hands, while in the courthouse, this hearing’s audience who
12 haven’t fainted yet are still loudly wailing and crying, wringing their hands, Mrs.
Odette (the clerk) is uncontrollably sobbing and mumbling strange words to herself,
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apparently having lost her senses, and deputy sheriff Gonzales lies on the floor, felled
14 by a dementia attack which made him leave behind him five sad orphans and an ever-
grieving widow, this brave man ― oh, friends, friends, my fellow Americans! Is this
15 abysmal condition we have reached the one in which we’ll wallow for the ages to
come?
16 WHAT CAN WE say more? Well ― if this could bring some solace to your
wounded feelings, pride and patriotism, we (this Court) can and will now inform you
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that this Effort’s encompassing, all-dissolving and corroding descriptions are not
18 limited only at this (once proud) American nation, but often have the entire planet in
their scope, displaying with a jubilant glee an idiotic, resembling and outdoing us
19 world, which is enthusiastically aping us (once proud Americans), from stumbling
around in britches lowered to the knees, to piling up debts in this mindless,
20 reprehensible debauchery of base senses, vanities, quarrelsomeness and acquisitiveness,
planet-wide grotesque Saturnalia swarming with ugly, vociferous, vain, quarrelsome
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and irredeemable buffoons, gross Saturnalia which has deservedly gained the utmost
22 contempt and derision of the larger Cosmic community!
ALAS, while this Court for long and sadly has also been staring at the irreversible
23 descent of this (once proud) American nation in ignominy, it (this Court) also can and
is willing to concur with the observation that the rest of the world is in an even more
24 pathetic shape than we are (the countries of Haiti, Mauritania, Zimbabwe, Londonistan,
Italsudania, Franceghrebia, Germanistan or Burma come to mind as good examples).
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Yet, unfortunately, this situation doesn’t simplify the Court’s position in our painful
26 matter, where the Court, after finding the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s
legal prayers and requests legitimate, of national interest and of great urgency, it (this
27 Court) has found also itself tragically caught between the Scylla’s temptation of trying
to hide or smother in the name of the (unfortunately, so comple-tely undeserving)
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position), and the Caribda of allowing them, terrible revelations, be wholesale dumped
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over the heads of this wretched and godless nation (and equally worthless planet), and
2 so creating the conditions for even worse confusion, discord, commotion, anarchy and
disturbance in this country and elsewhere, situation doubtlessly further nurturing the
3 vile spectrum of active flaws, wickedness, vices and barbarity this human race is so
abundantly en-dowed with, and as such nothing but fulfilling Misanthropy Attractions’
4 sociopathic visions presented in this Effort.
INDEED a harsh predicament, this Court’s clashing philosophical choices! Yet it is
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this very predicament, together with the procedural duty of allowing the other,
6 accumulating, mentioned legal actions and inquiries concerning the Literary Effort and
its Author to reach the required judicial maturation for the incoming and likely severe
7 prosecutorial action against him (Author) which have inspired this Court to design a
novel legal way for handling this painful matter, legal approach which will ensure the
8 survival of the primacy of the higher, pure juridical principle of “Truth Revealed”
regardless of its eventual (and doubtlessly harsh) consequences, therefore allowing for
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the Effort’s further being printed and marketed, while also providing for a temporizing,
10 softening complement of this “Truth Revealed” doctrine, softening complement meant
to somehow, temporary alleviate the Effort’s mentioned, terrible revelations ― this
11 legal approach designed by this Court for this particularly sad case being a set of
binding publishing instructions to be observed by both Defendant and Plaintiff, i.e.,
12 Misanthropy Attractions and Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher.
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THESE PUBLISHING INSTRUCTIONS which attempt to maintain under control
14 this ugly, Literary Effort developing situation for the immediate future on the entire
continental territory of the United States and its (United States’) overseas possessions
15 must be duly observed under severe penalty by all involved parties and are the
following:
16 I) WHILE the Court agrees with the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s
legal actions and prayers which have shown that the publication of this Literary Effort
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in the present form is likely to have very strong negative consequences upon the
18 Plaintiff’s business reputation, as well as some greatly disruptive social consequences
upon the American society and elsewhere, it (the Court) has rejected the Plaintiff’s
19 request to allow him to exit the binding contract between her, Deeply Turmoiled &
Distressed Publisher and Misanthropy Attractions or alter, modify or delete passages
20 of Literary Effort’s text deemed by her (and acknowledged as such by this Court), as
intently sociopathic, grossly and dangerously irresponsible and posing great perils to
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the national well-being and interests, and has ordered her (Deeply Turmoiled &
22 Distressed Publisher) to continue to cooperate with Misanthropy Attraction in the
reduced form of printing liaison, facilitator or executor, leaving the performing of all
23 and any further editorial services to Misanthropy Attraction’s malefic talents and
nasty discretion;
24 II) HOWEVER, due to the grave public commotion which will very likely follow
the Effort’s publishing, and in order to further soften the impact of the Effort’s
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revelations, the Court found necessary to have their (Publisher’s and Author’s) voices,
26 claims and concerns displayed right in this book itself, in this very present section
which, because its purpose is to be slapped around this Literary Effort’s hairy,
27 unseemly mid-part of the body compulsively, unstoppably baring itself,
A) shall be titled JUDICIAL LOINCLOTH Attempting to Obscure the Shocking
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Narrative, and which,
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B) will contain the following exhibits:
2  Exhibit A: The present, Court’s NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL
STE-WARDSHIP & CUSTODY, AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL
3 EXPANSION which warns the unsuspecting American readers who might fall
for purchasing this Literary Effort about the abovementioned, pending & serious
4 legal situation;
 Exhibit B: The PUBLISHER’S PRAYER FOR VIGOROUS JUDICIAL IN-
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TERVENTION & LEGAL ACTION AND DISCLOSURE OF MOTI-
6 VATIONS, REBUTTAL & DISCLAIMER, which will present to the
American Readers the reasons behind Publisher’s attempt to stop the Effort’s
7 dissemination
 Exhibit C: The AUTHOR’S LETTER OF APPEASEMENT & WARRAN-
8 TIES TO THE APPREHENSIVE AMERICAN READER which will present
to the American reader the Author’s view on this matter for exonerating him,
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10 … and, as a last point of this judicial order, in an attempt to provide the American
citizenry with an (alas! hopefully cathartic) vision of Justice’ discouraged struggle for
11 injecting a minimal degree of decency and dignity in this ugly, nation encroaching and
deeply humiliating MISANTHROPY”S EVER EXPANDING WINGS affair, this
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III) selected from said work’s body several situations and representations deemed
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(by the Court) as being highly illustrative for the Effort’s intently antisocial, acute
14 wickedness and exceedingly incendiary and irresponsible content (representations
selected regardless their [representations’] current judicial status, that is, regardless
15 whether they [representations] have been brought or not [elsewhere/yet] to Justice’
severe attention by a plaintiff or another), then the Court has instructed Misanthropy
16 Attractions to:
A) flag them, irresponsible representations, in the body of the Effort’s text,
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B) then to integrate in the Literary Effort’s explanative apparatus some
18 unambiguous, (Misanthropy), pertinent, comprehensive, justificative and
apologetic comments notes in which, he
19 a) will address each of the selected incendiary passages and explain in non-
un-certain terms to the American reader the origin(s) of that or that
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b) and whether (and how) that particular representation makes for (or not) the
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substance of a current legal action against Misanthropy Attractions and this
22 Effort elsewhere, this legal action attempting to limit the damage done to
this nation (and to the few other, small islands of civilization left on this
23 planet), by the content of said findings and representations,
c) allowing the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher to participate in
24 these explanative apparatus notes (in case she, Deeply Turmoiled &
Distressed Publisher chooses to do so), with her own rebuttals or critical
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observations which could further alert the American reader about the grave
26 implications (or of the tenuousness) of the Author’s findings and
irresponsible representations.
27 d) and to insert in the body of this Narrative an updated notice which will
bring to the Readers;’ attention the (constantly expanding) list of Plaintiffs
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Dated: 09/10-2008, BY THE ORDER OF THE COURT
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Signed: /s/ Susan Weber
3 The Honorable Susan Weber
Judge of the United States District Court
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DO NOT CALL OR WRITE TO THIS COURT REGARDING
7 THIS SCANDALOUS, DEVELOPING MATTER.
IN THE LIKELY CASE THE INDIGNANT AMERICAN CITIZENRY
8 HAS NEW, PERTINENT OR SUPPORTING INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE IN
THIS
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MISANTHROPY”S EVER EXPANDING WINGS/ “LITERARY EFFORT”
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SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO YOUR U.S. CONGRESS OR SENATE
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OR TO THE, RESPECTIVELY, U.S. CONGRESS AND SENATE
12 INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEES, NASA, CIA, FBI, AND OTHER ADEQUATE
INSTITUTIONS.
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