facebooke
reeve
“All you
need is
love”
Song Now Playing
“Dramamine” by Modest Mouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXT1_c7bKY8
About Me
Hello I am the Reeve. I am the manager of a manor
estate. My job is to oversee the pasture and make sure all
is well on the fields belonging to the lord of estate. I
have much dignity and am honest. I still daylight as a
carpenter for extra spending money. I’m very thin, have
no calf muscles, and I keep my hair very maintained. My
arch enemy is The Miller. The Miller slandered all
carpenters alike saying that we are stupid for reasons
unjustifiable. I hope to some day show the world that
The Miller is a no good two timing liar who goes around
sleeping with women who are already married. He
deserves to perish! One day..
Miller: Hey guys just letting everyone
know that I’ll be playing my bagpipes
today at “Ye Old Pub“ so be there!
Reeve: Why? Nobody wants to hear your
crap playing!
Miller: Why you say? Why because I’m the
best of all the land! And also becuase your
beloved wife Alison told me that I’m the
cats meow at playing my bagpipes!
Reeve: What? What are you talking
about?! Alison wouldn’t say something
like that! Your just mad because you got a
hairy wart on your nose, what’s up with
that?
Miller: Come now, do you want me to tell
that carpenter story again, must be
terrible being a carpenter.
Reeve: No I don’t want to hear any of
that, besides what’s so great about being
a miller, and a bagpipe player for that
matter!?
Miller: whatever don’t come
Allison: Hey honey, I’ll go by today and
watch my baby play
Reeve: ……..wtf…