I will get up and walk the dog at 6:30 am.

I will eat some fruit as part of my breakfast.

I will shave.

I will clean the sink after I shave.

I will be at work by 8:00 am.

I will sit through 2 hour meetings.

I will say yes when you want me to say yes.

I will be quiet when you don’t want to hear me say no.

I will take your call.

I will listen to your opinion of my friends.

I will listen to your friend’s opinions of my friends.

I will be civil to your mother.

I will put the seat down.

I will separate the recycling.

I will carry your lip balm.

I will watch your vampire TV shows with you.

I will take my socks off before getting into bed.

I will put my underwear in the basket.

And because I do this,

I will drive the car I want to drive.

<insert car model here>

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