COCO ENTERS REHAB!!!!!

Friends rally around fallen star...

Following recent press speculation, Coco Management Ltd has moved to issue a statement to clarify recent events concerning the health of Coco Nut. As a preventative measure, Coco Nut has entered a rehabilitation facility, Cocos rep, Barb Dwyer said in a statement. She will take some time off from public life and asks for privacy at this sensitive time. The actress also faces an on-going domestic violence charge stemming from a Christmas Day fight with long term partner, Chewy-Hazel Nut. Hazel also checked into a drug and alcohol treatment facility earlier this month. The move came after Coco sensationally deleted her twitter profile recently, leaving fans in a state of shock. It was at first thought that this was largely down to a dispute with Twitter follower Ainsley Harriott, over the correct method of making Aldis Lebanese Falafel. However, Harriott has denied this, claiming he was using his big hands to make fairy cakes at the time. Rumours surfaced after Coco had been seen acting in an unusual manner at popular Lytham eatery, Gusto Pizzeria. Manager Giancarlo Gusto, 48, originally from Sicily but raised in Liverpool, told Sky News that recent events were of no surprise. Coco wuz e'yer a few weeks back. We've gorra reputation as a right classy establishment. We've evun sold a 'gusto special' wi' fizzy orange ter people from as far as Bermenghem. Fancy dat minx com'n in e'yer, giv'n it de 'big one'. She wuz off 'er kite in de terilets. Celebrity friend and fellow Fylde coast resident, Dr Hotfingerz (real name Justin Case) told reporters that Coco needed some time away.

Coco in Cleaner days... Coco is stressed. Shes tired. The kids are on her mind. Hazels on his mind, Hotfingerz said. A lot of things are on her mind. She didnt want to get a place where she had the urge to get high. Shes not using and she doesnt want to. Coco felt like she needed to get away from negative influences around her and clear her head, rest and take a short break. Locals believe these influences come in the form of the notorious St Annes socialites, Stacey Laird and Hayley Singleton. Singleton courted controversy earlier this year when a secret drugs operation was uncovered at her home. A police Swat team raided the property but the case fell through following Singletons claims that herself and husband Nick were not residing there at the time (cough cough...). Suspected ring leader, Gabriel Singleton, was unavailable for comment, as he was at school doing colouring in. Laird, meanwhile, was recently banned from St Annes pier for an incident centred around a multi million pound plan to raid slot machines, after she and an intelligent, charismatic, charming looking man were spotted taking surveillance photographs. The 31 year old also has a previous conviction for posing as an ice cream lady. Police sources claim that Laird may currently be on the run in Sussex and warn not to approach her as she may be in possession of an offensive weapon, believed to be an over sized bottle of Worcestershire sauce.... *The above may or may not be true*