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P O S T A L L S U B M I S S I O N S TO T W I T T E R W I T H H A S H TAG # W S O E A N D C LU E N A M E . 1 POINT FOR PHOTO SUBMITTIONS

Scavenger Hunt
S E R I E S O F E X E R C I S E
(must see cheek)

; 2 POINTS FOR VIDEO SUBMISSIONS `. WORKOUT M id-wor kout shir t removal (male) M id-wor kout shir t removal (female) M id-wor kout foot wear change Exerciser competing barefoot Bleeding hands Bleeding collar bone SLAP tear (ac tually tak ing place) Visible signs of r habdo ` Handstand pushup faceplant ` Collapsing on the ground moments af ter
hur ling weight unnecessar ily

FA S H I O N S TAT E M E N T S Faux hawk Wallet chain CrossFit tattoo Pukey the clown tattoo Sk ins as pants (no shor ts on top) Capr i pants on men Shor ter-than-ass-length-shor ts on women Progenex shir t on non-Progenex employee A child in CrossFit apparel I nfant in gar ment that makes a pun on "pood" MMA shir ts on non-MMA ghters Head-to -toe Lululemon (including undies) N ipple piercing (men only) Shaved head/buzz cut (women only) Unilens sunglasses Physio tape tan lines Anatomically implausible taping
(elbows, necks, etc.)

DNF: someone still exercising with clock at


time cap in background

JUDGING ` Judge visibly aroused by tak ing away reps ` Judge visibly aroused by being so elite
by prox y

Foam rolling by non- competitor Wr ist/elbow/k nee wraps all on the same
person at the same time

` Anyone bitching about judging standards PHOTO OP Team handstand 4 guys in 1 photo, all 5'6" or shor ter 2 cameras in use by the same person

NUTRITION S omeone eat ing a pepper like an apple S omeone eat ing spinach straight out of
the bag

S omeone weighing their food S omeone counting their almonds Coconut-based recover y produc t
T H I S # C F D R A N K I N O P P O R T U N I T Y I S B R O U G H T TO YO U B Y D R Y WA L L & F U C K I N G E L I T E A P PA R E L w w w. f o r g i n g e l i t e s a r c a s m . c o m w w w. f u c k i n g e l i t e a p p a r e l . c o m

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