This personality test (or smash-o-meter) has been designed by our (cracked) team of psychoengineers.

It is configured, through probing questions, confounding magical intuitions, and serious mojo-ridden juju incantations to identify your favoured methods of conquering,

WHICH GREENSKIN ARE YOU?

and therefore pointing towards what kind of Warboss you are. Will you be identified as a sneaky gobbo type, a hard-fighting Black Orc, or a wily commander who can switch between em both. It will also tell you which legendary Orc or Goblin character you most resemble.*

PART ONE
Question One: How do you best like to attack a foe?
WRITE THE ANSWER THAT MOST APPEALS TO YOU IN THE SPACE PROVIDED

1) Yellin Waaagh! and then smashin em ead on! After all, you want them to see you coming so they can put up their best fight! 2) Hit em, then hit em again. Send some uvvers around da side to hit em from that way too. Then, when they are all deadhit em a few more times. Its really all about hitting with you, isnt it?

3) Fink bout da next fight yer gotta ave a plan Its no good just charging straight onto the next fight, you need to figure out which next fight will do you the most good and then charge in

4) Pile up a heap o loot, watch da ladz go crazy and order a monument of Gork (or maybe Mork) to be built! Enjoying the spoils of war and commemorating your latest victory is what it is all about, isnt it? It will certainly ensure the hordes are on your side next time! 5) Victory celebrations watching your minions joyously fight over loot! Keep an eye on any who arent praising your name. Have them slain, as theyll only be more trouble later.

3) Whichevva way they is least expectin cos there is more than one way to stomp a stunty, krump a umie or skin a skinny! So long as the foe is crushed, it doesnt matter which method you employ to do so. 4) Shoot em from a distance and then finish em off The best enemy is one that dies before he ever gets close to you!

6) Set up a good, defensible camp and reconnoitre the area. Establishing a good base camp and gathering information is the only way to go. Answer: ___________ Question Three: Youve lost the battle, what do you do?

5) Ambush em, stun em and then hit em from behind! When the foe is confused and doesnt know which way to turn is when youll deliver the knockout blow.

6) I prefer to make peace overtures and open up new, as of yet, untried lines of communication. Not everything has to be a fight, you know.

Answer: ___________ Question Two: After crushing a foe in battle, what do you most like to do?

1) Dat never appened an if it did, yer would smash da cowards dat let themselves git beaten! It is, frankly, inconceivable that you might lose so this question just makes you angry and want to hit whoever suggested that you might lose 2) Beat any uppity uns so everyone knows oo is da boss. Temporary setbacks are inevitable you just have to ensure your Warriors have your back (and arent about to stab you there).

1) Look fer da next victim Its all about the fighting if youre not fighting, then you should be busy looking elsewhere for something else to fight.

2) Git a few survivors, skin em or chop off their beards an send em back to where dey came from. If you get your foes angry enough, theyll charge right back into you meaning you dont have to march so much. ... and even if they dont, the torment is good fun!

3) Look for da foe to stretch out his neck too far if yer ready, yer can pounce on em as they advance Sometimes the easiest foes to ambush are the most self-confident ones you can even spin it later like you ran away on purpose in order to lure the foe more deeply into your carefully laid trap.

*Naturally, greenskins are erratic, so this test isnt infallible, but it has been proven to be 100% accurate when it is, and not so much when it isnt.

4) Send in more of yer gits! A single loss here or there wont stop your momentum especially if you send in another army (this time, maybe from the side or rear) to teach your foes a lesson.

5) Exploit everything ya can! Keep an eye out for any openings that might open up after all, now might be a good time for a counter-attack OR a time to blame the loss on any underlings you dont like. This was probably all a test, after all, youd never be so foolish as to lose an army you couldnt afford to lose! 6) Pull back and establish a fighting perimeter. Finding good defensive ground is imperative. Answer: ___________ Question Four: If you could fight against anyone you wanted, whom would you pick?

3) Givin da ladz a piece of yer mind Sure, it might include a few kicks and boots, but givin da Ladz a good talkin too keeps their fightin spirit up.

4) Enjoyin da spoil heaps! There is much to do after a thumping good victory. There are skulls to stack, riches to heap in piles, architectural feats to topple over (to hear the sound they make!), hoarded liquors to chug, and plenty of meat to eat. 5) Plottin, setting traps and (in yer spare time) pluckin beards outta live stunties. Everyone needs a little time for scheming

6) Establishing a good system for growth and expansion. Finding ways to grow, learn and prosper perhaps the establishment of universities or learning institutions? Answer: ___________

1) It doesnt matter just keep em coming! The more da better! So long as its a fight, what does it matter? Sure, a change of pace is nice, but really, so long as you can fight all day its a good thing. Of course, the harder the foe, the better the battle will be, but quantity has a quality all its own. 2) Stunties! Or maybe Elves, cos dem skinny pointy-eared types need a good bashin The bearded ones are tough but predictable, and you know just how to bring em down. But Elves are good to krump too. It doesnt really matter, does it? 3) Da foe that we have the most to gain from. Whether it is loot, prestige or tactical advantage beating the right foe at the right time just sets you up for more victories (and gets more greenskins recruited to your cause). 4) Anybody smaller n us. Bullying is ok, so long as youre the ones doing the pushing around

PART T WO READ THE STATEMENT AND WRITE THE NUMBER

Question Six: There is great artistry in a cleverly laid ambush. 1) Id rather fight! 2) Who cares?
THAT BEST MATCHES YOUR FEELINGS ON THE MATTER IN THE SPACE PROVIDED

4) Strongly Agree

3) Agree

5) Anybody ooo isnt lookin! Actually if your best mate turned his back on you its possible youd stab him just by reflex. Really, its all about taking what is offered. Look, whats that over there? 6) No foe at all. Being at peace is the best reward. Answer: ___________ Question Five: Besides fighting, what else do you like to do?

5) I didnt hear you as Im too busy planning to stab you in the back Answer: ___________ Question Seven: The weaker and weedier an enemy, the better. 1) Strongly Disagree 2) Disagree 4) Agree 3) A win is a win 5) Strongly Agree 6) I have no foes

1) Wot you mean, besides fightin? The mere suggestion of not fighting makes you want to fight

2) Sumfing sporting like bettin on how many stunties a Squig can eat, or watching a few Giants in a stunty tossin contest. There is much to appreciate in the suffering of others

Answer: ___________

Question Eight: Nothing beats the bloodsplattering joy of close combat 1) Strongly Agree 2) Agree 3) Victory is best

4) Its good, but the loot is the best part 6) Disagree

5) It probably means the ambush failed

Answer: ___________ Question Nine: I want to slay my own army when I see them run from a fight. 1) Never happens 3) Agree 2) Strongly Agree 4) Disagree

5) Strongly disagree It was my plan! 6) I never fight

Answer: ___________ Question Ten: It isnt worth your time to cut off stunty beards and make a standard out of them. 1) Too busy fighting to be worried about stuff like that 2) Get gobbos to do it for me 3) Itd be OK 4) Itd be good

5) I want five of them!

6) That might hurt them? Answer: ___________

Score

SCORING ADD UP THE TOTALS OF ALL YOUR ANSWERS AND CONSULT THE CHART BELOW TO SEE WHAT KIND OF GREENSKIN COMMANDER YOU ARE!
Thick Skulled & Pea Brained Like many greenskins (particularly Orcs) you are challenged by basic mathematics. Unless you skipped questions you cant actually score below 10. If you scored below 3 then you are in the Troll-brained category, a calibre of commander who has lots to learn. The famed commander you most resemble is Grud, an Orc whose skull was found to be completely solid, without so much as a speck for brains. 36 - 45

Below 10

10

11 - 20

Brutal and Extremely Fighty You are bloodthirsty and full of battle and tolerate no nonsense from your followers. You take no prisoners and only stop fighting when your foe is dead and no longer twitching. This is a common score amongst Black Orc Warbosses and the arder, meaner sort of Orcs. It is probable that you will be outthought and outmanoeuvred, but it is never possible to outfight you. Whether that always wins the day? Who knows, but there is gonna be some fighting! The famed commander you most resemble is Grimgor Ironhide.

46 - 50

21 - 35

Brutal, but Cunning In the long run this is perhaps the most dangerous type of greenskin commander of all one who is able to bash through anything, but doesnt feel compelled to do so if there is a smarter way to get the job done. You will use whatever tools are needed or at hand that could mean attacking with numbers, shooting the foe to pieces or a straight up krumpin. Or sometimes a mix of all three. The most infamous Orc Warboss of all time, Gorbad Ironclaw was just this sort of menace and his name is still spoken of in hushed tones.

Brutal You are cut from the same mould as the classic Orc commander a bash first and ask questions later type (whereas a Brutal and Extremely Fighty doesnt ever ask questions!). There is no problem you cant solve with a good blade, boot kick, or knee to an opposing groin. The famed commanders that also fit this profile are Morglum Necksnapper and Gorfang Rotgut. Any who dont fear you are either dead, or really really big. Over 50

Diabolically Shifty The term low-down backstabber doesnt sink low enough to fully encapsulate the depths you are willing to sneak to in order to achieve your victory. Ambushes, secret weapons, and any manner of unfair advantages are second nature to you. To you, a fair fight is one that you wouldnt want to be near. This is a devious mind often one of a Goblin or Night Goblin who has been exposed to the underhanded ways of the Skaven! The Warboss who best exemplifies this commanding style is the infamous Skarsnik, Warlord of the Eight Peaks. He is crafty beyond compare, his plots far-reaching and his utter malice unmatched. Yet he is not alone; a whole legion of especially wicked Warbosses have been inspired by his great works and are right now plotting away

Cunning, but Brutal This score represents a thinkin greenskin who will more often substitute brainpower over brawn, far preferring to configure a way to flank a foe, shoot them from afar, or launch some kind of one-two punch that will catch a foe off guard. This is mostly, but not always, the gobliny way of fighting, as their natural spite (and gangly limbs) gravitates towards these kinds of advantages. Make no doubt about it though, when push comes to shove, the fangs will be bared and all manner of riproaring violence unleashed. You just know its better to do so if your foe is already a bit shot up and bleeding. Grom the Paunch of Misty Mountain is perhaps the most famous Warboss of this ilk, as he was large enough to wreak havoc by himself, yet his mostly Goblin legions were sometimes a bit too weedy for too many straight up fights.

Very Suspect To score over 50 you either cant add OR, you have chosen a 6 as any answer. Greenskins that choose a single 6 are instantly suspect perhaps youre a gutless umie in disguise OR you have been corrupted and de-Orcified by some mystic means We arent sure you resemble any greenskin commander, but there was one who went a bit off the great Azhag the Slaughterer. There are rumours that Azhag the Slaughterer was controlled by a magical crown that granted him superior intelligence (and accounted for his strange use of grammar, etiquette and occasionally mind-boggling complex tactics). Weve got our beady red eyes on you