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The Maid Asks for a Raise

By Elton Camp Mrs. Richey hired a young, French maid Highly recommended as good at her trade After some weeks, Fifi had something to say Madam, I must insist on a big raise in pay. Im sorry, but that is something I wont do I can manage my house fine without you. Well, Madam, I will tell you what is true I am far better at housecleaning than you. Mr. Richey has mentioned the fact to me And he says I am a better cook, you see. Besides all that, I am much better in bed. At that, Mrs. Richeys face turned very red I guess that my husband told you that also. To which Fifi responded, Oh, no, oh no. From one who knows, I have his sworn word For it is from the young pool boy that I heard. Mrs. Richey turned pale and her knees did shake All right, Fifi, how much raise will you take?

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