SCRIPT FOR PRESENTATION CAST: INTRO- KRISHANG MAKHIJA YOUTH DEVELOPMENT MOHIT SHARMA AND JIGNESH HEALTH HORMAZ

AZ BOMANJI AND KAPIL BHATT EDUCATION KRISHNAN RAVI AND ASHUTOSH SINGH

INTRODUCTION
Hey friends I would like youll to stand up and maintain silence on the sad demise of our very old young friend INDIAN DEMOCRACY. He was mercilessly killed by criminals elected by us once upon a time POLITICIANS. And here we would like to

The first topic for the day is YOUTH DEVELOPMENT: which will be fought .oops presented by Mohit Sharma and Jignesh. So I would request my young political representatives to step forward for the battle . The battle begins. Mohit: According to the topic that should politicians have an age limit / retirement age I would go with yes they should have a retirement age. I say so coz if the oldies do not give away their positions how will the young generation come into politics? How will the young blood be boiled in the right direction?

Jignesh: objection laluji jaise dikhne vale mohit ji. Experience is the key hole to success yeh toh sunna hi hoga. Agar hum jaise bade buzurg oops as in if the old people retire where will there be experience in india? Controlling and running india is not as easy as being single. It requires a lot of experience a lot of field work and a lot of confidence. Samja kaalu? Mohit: U maybe right but the thing is if the young generation dont get an opportunity then how will they prove their worth? According to a research We are a young nation: almost 75 per cent of our billion plus population is below 40 years. Fifty-four per cent has not even crossed the age of 25. Ironical, isn't it then, that most of our top politicians are in their 70s; some are even 80 plus. So why shouldnt the oldies go home and rest?????????? Krishang : Now guys dont do a lot of bol bachchan and stop getting aggressive else there will be pain from tail-light to head-light. The next topic for the day is HEALTH ISSUES which will be presented by Amitabh bachan and jaya bachan oh means Hormaz Bomanji and Kapil Bhatt. Hormaz: Thanks for the Complement buddy and hey guys and beauty oops girls I am here to talk about health issues that affect the functioning of the parliament. The politicians have to wake up from their deep sleep and change the words from HUM ABHI JAWAAN HAIN to PAPPU TEL LEKAR AANA MERE GHUTNO KA DARD AAAAAAAA. They have to realise this and start thinking about retirement. Vaise bhi they hogg over money as if they are hungry from the past century. Kapil: But buddy in todays time there are even some youngsters who have more health complications than old young-hearted people. Today the life expectancy at the age of even 25 has reduced to 50%. Isnt it a shock? A stunning figure? It actually is like an insecurity for youngsters and even for us coz we are still left to pass through this age.

Hormaz: Sorry to interrupt you but today the life expectancy at the age of 65 is mere 10%. Isnt that more shocking? Means always a threat wovering on your head when you reach the age of 65+ and attain the senior citizenship? And the all time golden diseases do follow- heart problems, high-stage diabetes, cancer at the last stages? Where do these politicians get the money for wxpensive operations and that to they do not get operated in india but go to all abroad countries? Its the taxes that the poor common man pays. Y should we pay for there illnesss? Do they even care for us? Kapil: SO even the young politicians do. Even they are treated by using the money from taxes. Krishang: We cant actually decide on who is more sick? So mr and mrs bachan I would you to end this topic else u will fall from skyscraper and hang in fruit and nut. Now moving on to the last heated segment of our presentation: EDUCATION (which all politicians are not). Politicians and education are like the two opposite sides of a sea-saw which never meet. So calling on the last two young political blood Krishnan and Punjabi da shaan- ashutosh singh. Krishnan: arrey oh babuva yeh education konsi item ka naam hain re? hum ne munni, Sheila aur chikni suna tha sasura education kon hain? This is what the situation is of todays politicians . they just know their own mother-tongues and hindi but not english. Ashutosh: People in the olden times never got the amenities to study so how will they be able to? And what guarantee that even the young aspiring politicians are well-educated to handle the post well? Krishnan: in todays time education has become the main basis of any youngsters life. It has become one main necessity of life so they will be able to rule better and take better desicisions. They will be able to make the functioning of india more smooth.

Ashutosh: aaj kal donation aur contacts ka zamaana hain mere bhai. Aadmi kitna bhi educated ho par bina contact hot oh politics toh uske liye chand par jaane jaise ho gaya. Aur agar tumhare paas MAA hain arrey nahi nahi contacts hain toh u can become even the prime minister of india( as the indian sardar is today- a pet of Italian football team captain Sonia Gandhi) THE END