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Strikers Write
Minors Union, now working on his
second novel, a sweeping period
piece. For many, penning haikus
A year after the Writers Guild of and memoirs has proved gritty Self-Help: How to Siphon Gas
America went on strike, a shocking work.
number of mine strikers have taken “Do I miss risking roof collapse 1) Find an expensive car
up writing. The concensus among and gas explosions during 12-hour with a large fuel tank
the miners is that someone has to do work days for minimum wage.
Editors sacked; the writing, despite its challenges. Of course. But I’ve got to pay the owned by someone you
bills.” Savage says he may someday dislike. Make sure no one
Yowl now hiring “Don’t get me wrong, writing
500 words-a-day from home over return to mining, but for now he’ll is around who is going to
the New York Times crossword and keep writing.
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a nice latte isn’t easy, but someone “Just the other day I told my get you in trouble.
has to do it,” says Earl Savage, son, ‘Boy, the world needs writers
Appallingly bad former president of the Bluefield too.’ I just hope he’s not ashamed.” 2) Insert one end of a hose
perspectives Student Forgets to Attach Attachment into the tank. Loop the
hose as shown in the
Michael Seymore ‘11 has sent a follow-up email two minutes
articles done it again. After describing his later with the subject heading, figure to the right. Insert
section of a study guide in three “Wait, I’m a moron.” the other end into your
See perspectives unnecessarily long paragraphs, Michael is what social
Michael simply sent the email pschologists refer to as a “detacher.” gas cannister.
without attaching the appropriate By failing to attach his document
documents. Fellow students noted as planned, he has also alienated 4) Lower the canister so
he was seriously embarrassed as he himself from an increasingly email-
savvy society. that it is below the fuel
The sophomore Classics major tank. Observe physics in
Your Davidson Honor Section
is a technologically troubled action. Count the dollars
individual. He also sends Youtube
Editors: videos without clickable links, you are saving. Fill your
Dan Killian refers to the internet as “cybertown,” cannister.
Alex Hoyt and thinks WiFi is the genre his
Star Trek DVDs fall into.
Illustrations: Due to his inability to recognize
6) Do not replace gas cap.
Ana Kozhevnikova that other members of his Club Do not run away. Think
Contributors:
Badminton don’t care about his about what a bad ass you
dinner plans with “Jimbo,” Michael
Kate Kelly
also has been labeled a severe
are, and also about what
Suzie Eckl
abuser of the “reply to all” button. a good thing you just did
Note: The Yowl is a satirical supple-
ment to The Davidsonian. Hence,
He has since been removed for the environment.
nothing in it should be taken as Michael Seymore ‘11, moron. from the Club Badminton email
truth. Word. list.