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Do you
It’s just barbeque sauce. I want to make out... The Davidsonian
guesstimate or September 3, 2008
estimate? After “That Thing in Beijing,” Scientists Apologize for Research that Led
See page 12 Phelps and Fellow Olympians to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Ian Wilmut and Keith
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research. One study estimates that
Campbell, the two Scottish more than 25 million people have
scientists who cloned Dolly the been tormented by “Star Wars:
sheep from an adult somatic cell in Episode II – Attack of the Clones,
1996, have issued a formal apology though Wilmut considers that a
for their research. Writing from conservative number.
the Roslin Institute in Edinburgh,
Wilmut said, “Little did we know
then that by transferring the nucleus
of a mammary cell to an unfertilized
oocyte and infusing that hybrid with
an electric shock, we would create
the most devastating cinematic
travesty of our time.”
Cortesy Photo In early 2002 George Lucas,
an American movie director and
producer, got wind of the cloning
secret, and it was only a matter Despite all the accords and
Tuition free with of time before the dangerous treaties that have been signed
knowledge fell into the hands of to prevent another Episode II,
proof of textbook Darth Maul and Count Dooku. Campbell thinks a cloning movie
The two employed it for their may happen again. “The secret is
purchase own wicked ends in the intergalactic out there. The North Koreans are
See page 6 civil war that destroyed the planet developing scripts, and we know
of Naboo and left thousands of the Iranians have something in
audiences traumatized by the the works. In fact, in some Los
stupidity they had just witnessed. Angeles studio there’s allegedly
Not since Oppenheimer surveyed thirty pages of dialogue written
Hiroshima and Nagasaki have for Arnold Schwarzenegger and
scientists so fully comprehended Danny DeVito that could obliterate
Outpost prices Courtesy Photo the devastating effects of their American cinema forever.”
negate students’
Opinions: Parties, that’s what’s up.
Michael Phelps is genetically engineered to upholster your love seat.