TOMORROWS WORLD OF

ILLUSTRATED ADULT FANTASY!

JUNE 1978
TM

A WARREN MAGAZINE

EXPLOSIVE

Shi

URN. IN 1984?
emember
to

the good otd-days,'when.yoir

' ;

.;;,
.

;
rfc
.

actually looked forward\tp sneaking. a.way_.

,

.'; .' ..-... read the comics?Remember how-it f ett'AbV (Jtyp. ioto;, ttie\ .,";.'. surrealistic World of Buck Rog^rS; Flasfx >!';';!
;

'"

Gordon and The Shadow? Ah, the/fiioMa^trtie/''.adventure. It was a for m-'.e-f '.near.- seVii31 # ->.;':>". testacy.; a reverie, innoce^aflduntain*e(t%;,' the. problems pj everyday life, tt was a cerebral junk food high, before the hjmts.'
;

'..

""

cerebral, junk food and high

pf

became .'cliches

modern usage.

'

;.'.

.v
:

v But

.,

comic's.

#okje
..

then -something happened. To the And to us. Suddenly, Flash Gordon; of relevance. And the omnipotent
..

.nflrrnal
; '

Shadow, withered under the ^poblems of men. Our children grew up overnight
realities in the

'

pushmghat'd tabe givejvatfult

:

;.

playgrounds of- their nursery' schflol ;wprld..' Antf the jComics virtually drsappeared,. .-*

'

-.,

rendered extract by relevant four-rcctor :tneiodrimas.that had arisen, apd laid waste to
their
.

once-onderous

lands:.

V^e',rm9'rabef.th*bSe days/

Ail .too we|i.

And
;

.Ve;^urn,ipr6ucl( Rogers; the Shadow and'

cohorts, But theirs is a time long-since gone; And there is no way to recapture What
ttie^r

once-was; We grew, too. At least most

&

of us did.

And

maybe we became a

little

too old for our

childhood heroes." Gurgoals changed. W.e became aware c-1 different needs. And

through it all, the .worftf Seemed to change* -'*; even fasterYet despite everything; we, never lost our
urge to escape. More than Bver'we needed those iosf, adventurous worlds. Bpt there"
'

"

simply

seemed fewer and fewer 61 them

':
.

around.
of the fun of old.

We, at 1984, aretrying'foTecapture some We've taken a dash of

.

adventure, a smtdgean.oj excitement from the golden years of pur youth; and mixed it with a

healthy dose bt reJevanV irreverence of the day. Weve tried to recapture the spirit of a.fc^

time that didn't take itself as* seriously, an-**^ mix it with healthy adiitt speculation of

-'-" tomorrow. '

We've' bundied'it
'

'l

all-

in .art by the finest

craftsmen^rpupd.And
Wartefl.labe'1..

tied

it

neatly with the

We think- the mix is an intelligent, and satjsftmg blend. -One-that puts the fun back Jntoi*fhe funnies.

^OSSt"

MAGAZINE*

Publisher

JAMES WARREN
Editor

W.B.

DuBAY

ISSUE NUMBER ONE JUNE 1978

Production

JAMES IMES KIM McQUAITE

BILL

4
16

LAST OF THE GREAT JOY JUICE The Chinese started They

it.

zapped us with sterilization bombs.

And American men wailed as their masculine attributes withered away. But we showed them commie rats. We got them in the end!

MOHALLEY
Circulation

SAGA OF HONEYDEW MELONS The professor had a wonderful machine. looked

It

exactly like a

MIKE SCHNEIDER
Cover

man. But the sex-starved miners didn't need another man. So the professor made an adjustment. And it drove the miners insane!

RICHARD CORBEN
Authors

RICHARD CORBEN NICOLA CUT! BILL DuBAY

JIM

STENSTRUM WALLY WOOD

Illustrators

ALFREDO ALCALA BERMEJO

LUIS

RICHARD CORBEN ESTEBAN MAROTO

RUDY NEBRES ALEX

JIM

NINO JOSE ORTIZ

STENSTRUM
JOE VAULTZ

WALLY WOOD
1984 MAGAZINE IS PUBLISHED BIMONTHLY BY WARREN PUBLISHING

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24 QUICK CUT 32 THE SAGA OF XATZ 38 BUGS 39 MUTANT WORLD 43

First

ONCE UPON CLARISSA So clumsy. there was the accident

wasn't
.

Poor Clarissa. with the runaway trains.

Then the mishap with the drunken surgeon's blade. Soon, there much anyone could do but stick Clarissa in little jars!
.
.

A thousand-thousand
itself in

since mankind had bathed

was no
two

years had passed the numbing fire-rains. There

radiation. No ill-effects. Society irascibly distinct groups. The Halves.

was And

still

split into

the Half-nots!

They came. From infinite corners of the universe. And landed amidst the rubble of a freshly dead world. Why, they wondered, was this fertile land destroyed? Then they found the answer!

AND XOTZ

So there we were. Cruising

the backroads of the

us.

stars. In Earth's first intergalactic probe. Then we saw them. Three unidentified craft. All with their hatches opened to greet And rows of glistening metal teeth waiting eagerly within!

Dimento was hungry. But then, so was every other survivor of the world-wide industrial holocaust. And there simply was no remaining food. None, that is save for that scrumptious-looking girl, strolling down the lane!
. .

51

FASTER THAN LIGHT

entific, really.

It

was

all

very sci-

Professor Elias Newton Zong had simply per-

fected the art of faster-than-light travel. How, you may well ask? He merely built a better, though more compact wheel!

63

ANGEL She was But

just a baby when they dropped the bombs. she was safe. Protected from the savage outside world by the holy men In the monastery. As they raised her, they taught her everything. Things you wouldn't expect holy men to know!

75

SUE.

name was Cole Steel. Half of him was man. The other half, machine. Once, years ago, he had been dully normal. That was before the night the Altarian slime beast had half of him for dinner! /

MOMMA CAN YOU HEAR ME?

his

1984

MAGAZINE IS THE PROPERTY SOLELY OF WARREN PUBLISHING COMPANY WHICH COMPANY IS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS CONCEPTION AND CONTENT.

LOOK ALIVE,
JIZZUM.

ya

WAPA'PRIEP-UP

THERE'S A CO.m WARSHIP'*

CHASING THIS FLOATING JUNKVARP!

^SfV-

THE r T^

OH LAWC? JOHNNY
THEV'S..

'

HHMMBM/

'within the entire male

aweek,

population of the

US.A.WASPR/fff THAN A U6EP-UP

NYMPH!

A WEEK. AFTER THE COUNTRY'S SPERM COUNT PI PPEP BELOW ZERO/ THERE WAS A CRY HEARP NATIONWIPE..J EVERY
IN

THE REPS

FISUREP TO
IMMOBILIZE

OUR MANPOWER
BY SIMPLE,
,

BAZ0N6

THE COUNTRY

EFFECTIVE

WITHEReP ANP
proppep'.

CASrRATIONu
BUT THEIR PLAN

WOEKEP TOO tVCU/THE

W^it^s^

IMPOTENT LITTLE NIP WHO PEVISEP THE

NUKES, FIGURING THEY
MISHT NOT BE POTENT ENOUGH, APPEP AN EXTRA SQUIRT OF HIS

STERILIZATION SAUCE TO

EVERY WARHEAP.'

'A MONTH AFTER rEYHIT,EVERYAN IN AMERICA AWOKE TO FINP WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIS LOWER
EXTREMITIES AS SHRIVELS? AS A

PEHVDRA7EP PRUNel

'

UEP

BE PAWNER JOHNNY.' THEN YOU

I'LL

T'ME 'BOUT WIN'

MOLESTEPBYA

MAPWOMAN WITH A MEAT AXE!

IVE

DESTROY

AN mAVBE.-JUSr/IMYSe \ WONT HAVE A'WORLP WHATU. \ IT6ELF ASAIN OVER PETTV DIFFERENCES!

THERE THEY WERE. THE PKC06 OF THE UNIVERSE. LOOK ROUPY. CLAMORINS FOR PHYSICAL PLEASURES THAT WERE ALL BUT NONEXISTENT IN THE HARSH BUT. RICH ASTEROIP BELT. THEY WERE MINERS TO TUB LAST MAN. LUREP TOGETHER BV THEIR MUTUAL LUST FOR... WERLTH!

HERE AT THE

MCUUM PUMP, THESOLE NI6HTSPDTANP WATERING HOLE, THEY SOUGHT REFUSE FROM THEIR PREARY, PRUPGERY-FILLEP LIVES.
IT WA6 HERE THAT THE LEGENP OF HONEYPEH MELONS WAS BIRTHEP...THAT TERRIBLE NISHT SOME TEN YEARS PAST. THEY STILL SPEAK IN WHISPERS OF THE HORRORS SEEN THEH.OF HONEY. AHX> EO0IE. ANP MAXWELL THE PAMNEP.

rmizzAi'huzzm WHERE ARE PA SOILS!

I

6'

FORE BI6EPPIE JSETS HERE.^

HURRY IT UPS

i'

WE WANT

PA"*

BROODIES'

SEE SOME JWLCHRITUPITY!

LET'6

Hs
=5?

MAXWELL 8YPERBECK WAS

IN

THE MOST PESPISEP TRAPER THE SPACEWAYS.THEN. A PROVIPER OF THE FORBIPPEN.A PROCURER OF THE ILLEGAL ANP THE IMMORAI HE WAS, NONETHELESS, A MAN OF PRINCIPLE.

Author NICOLA CUTI/lllustrator ESTEBAN MAKOTO

POOR WOMBLE! *N HEART BLEEPS

FOR THE SUV! BUT TO INSURE I PONT

BLEEP TOO MUCH...

IT? BEST PUT A FEW MILLION /WLES^ ._ TWIXT WE ANP THAT ?

^m

MOB!

THE
\N

MAX. THE SOLE PROPRIETOR OF VACUUM PUMP!

SO THERE HE M?5.

WITHOUT THE

FLOOR

ABSENTIA! AND... PROPER SHOW TO

PLACATE THE HOTTEMPEREP MINERS, HE

WASPESTINEPTOFOREV6R rea/W- absent

jehix
IT

WAS THEN THAT UNKINP

FATE,

SKINNING

mm like
MAPEATH
MASK,
SENT HIM
HIS
UNPOINS...
IN

DOWN ON

HSBNR

THE

SUISE OF A TWISTEP

UTTLE
SCIENTIST!

EPPIE WAS OVERPOWEREP

FOR THE FIRST

TIME IN HIS

OVERBEARING LIFE. AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT

EVERV MINER PRESENT FELL

KNEE-PEEP IN LOVE WITH HOtieVPEW

"

THE UNTOUCHaSLBi SHE WAS FIRLV

ENPERCHEPONA PEPESTAL OF
LOVS.'

AS FOR

SHE'S STILL

HOME10EH THE ANSEL OF THE ASTEROIPfi..! WELL THSHe...ON THE STAGE OF THE VACUUM PUMP!
TIME...

ANP AFTER ALL THIS

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THE LARGER WOKE LECHEROUS HM.F-HOTS BUILT THEIR CASTLES FROM RUIN5 FOUNP IN THE

LO^ SINCE PESTROvePCITVCEWTERS. WHILE

THE SMALLER, MORE PEACEFUL OVERLY-ENTONEP HALVES PWELT HAPPILY, THOUGH EVER OH THEIR GMffP IN THE ORE AT FORESTS.

REQUIRE BUT A

\
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OF

THOSE OF THE LARGER STRAIN HAP LITTLE USE FOE THE SMALLER HALVES... EXCEPT JN MATTERS OF A CflRNRL NATURE! SEEMEP THAT THE FEMALES
THEIR UKJN6

THAN THE BRUTISH AMAZONS

THEIR OWN SOCIETY.

ONCE EACH MONTH.-ON

BCSmCYPAY, THE HAVE

NOTS 5ENT THEIR COLLECTOR FOR THE TRIBUTE THEY PESlgEP OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

AMP THE FIRST TIME THE HALVES REFUSEP TO fWV THAT TRIBUTE...

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IT

WAS OVER

ANP NOT ONE OF THE

IN MINUTES,'

SMALLER, 6ENTLE PEOPLE REMAINED

ALIVE!

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THE OGRES,' BUT I WILLI MAKE THEIR JRX
WAIT UNTIL HE
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IS /^OAff,:

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DO!'? WE PO
NOTHING, MEN.,. UNTIL THEY TURN
L

ON THE LIGHTS!

LfPROUS CREATURE? SCURRY THROUGH THE SHAPOWS, DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR POOP. PRY WINPS SCATTER CLOUP5 OP P01S0N009 PUST ANP THE W0RIP SE&W5 TO OUAKE IN THE FINAL 5ILENT PEATH TH)e A SICKLY RAT EMERGe? FROM THE RUINS.
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SSLS&B ^^^^^S^^t?!^ H A TIPE OP iNTESTINAL BLOOP.

SU0pfNlY...TRe is a swrreRWGO 9***- AND THE ROPENT IS AWARE OF A S PENETRATING PAIN AT THE BASE OF IW S

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Author

and

Illustrator:

RICHARD CORBEN

A FEW PAV5 LATERE HULKING, BA5flAU FK5URE PAUSES PV THE PEAP RAT. THE MANMUTANT DMBHTO, 1KB AM- THE INHABITANTS OF THE PVINO WORUP...J6 HUNGRY-

MAYBE CRUWCHY WORWS NOT BAD AFTER ALL.' flY?

WHAT1
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WU CANT SO
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THIS VEAR, LET'S

ip6a.
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SPENP

SWEETHEART. THE

A SWfiU. IPEA/INSTEAP OF OOINS TO HSMO BEACH

OUR VACATION ON ALPHA-CNTttUKI>

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EROMENZONG&Cb YOUR GUIDES TO THE STARS

Author. JIM STENSTRUM/llluslralor LUIS

BERME JO

fejfes^ (NAME6?)

WORP SPREADS FAST OF THE WONPROUS RIPE TO THE STARS OFFEREP ay EUA5 zong,
FAMOUS ANP NOT-

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"O-FAMOUS
THE BANKS OF THE MISSISSIPPI, NEAR HANNIBAt.
;

^Ifc' ^^s.'j Bs

Wi

/""wiu you iwwjt FIRST OK SECOND lil (

fSVHH OWLVCCTStT

RIGHT NOW IS TO SEE SEEN NUTHItriV. WW OWE OF THOSE YOU SEE OUre/tSPACB! PALL A COMFORTABLE C CABINS comers and stars anpall WITH A BATH. iT' y^-. JND OF STUFF LIKE THAT-

SHUCKS. YOU AIN'T

WHAT

I'D REALLY LIKE

BARNEY, HELP MY

OLD ARMY BUPDY

to an execume ^CABIN, WILL YOU?/

AND THEN COME UP

VWEW OF THE LMNCHINO!

TO THSBRIDGe, SAMMY. YOU'LL (SET A FRONT ROW

SLAP YOU COULPMAK6

IT IN TI\E,

SAMMY, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE

ar _ _rogT

~>-

NOW

^-KLSSM JJi?J>J2/5;., r\ e ship; the < (ooePKewATio/\ N<imR0N L^sZpth^

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that not STHE tVHOCB . BMP?

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res YOUR ATTCNTIOU. LAOT6S

ANP <3ENTLEN. IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR PORTSIPE, >E, you vwu. see one of we MOST SPgCTHCULAR r . PHENOMENON (N THE OAIAXY.

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"here it aoes;
a healthy newborn
planet;

J
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"A RARE, <eo? SKSHT... BROUGHT TO YOU BY

.4 PLANET! _

B.N.ZON6

MO CO-

ITS s<f JZUTE'

TWSlVHAriWAS/JfiW/POF.
WE WERE FINE KB LOH6 KB WE WERE

mOHSTBKS! mONSTR$;

THE PADP1.EWHEEUS

moving fifsr

ew OHCtm SF" JH6 MONSTERSOJtfgrtT US!

}&J~

FREE! FULL SPEBD AH6AD.'

YEeooomnnr/

TWENTY YEARS SINCE they pesrRovec? rue whole BALLBUSriNG VtORLP! OH,
HAPKiAN...

MARE HAVE LASTEP SO

L0N<5?

HOW CAN

THIS NI6HT

r/T

LORPY/LOOK AT ITALL/PIPJAEVER DREAM SO MUCH \WEALTH eX/STEP?;

LOTTA QOOP IT

OOesUS/FlRSTOF
ALL...WS WORTHLESS! ANP5EC0NPLV...IT BEL0N56 TO &LOOP!
HE'S THE

FOUNP IT
'
,

ONE WHO

IN THtS OLP J CITV TREASURY,'

RI6HT THIS WAV, VA CHICKEN- BAS&N' FA6SOJS! M\ CHAIN6 ARE LOOSE ANP WHITING FOE VOU*

^SOT A UOHT*'
IT'LL

SURE'. IF THAT'S ALL> COST WE TO ENJOY

t

THE PLEASURE OF YOUR

COMPANY!

SOUNDS 600P. I CAN US A PLACE TO CRASH.

ALMOST FORGOT^ aw NA/ne is cote steel, rm LOOKING FOR A

WOMAN CALLEP KNOW HER?

^M- MAYBE WE^ SETTER JUST

FORGET
IT,

HUH/

-ifcttS

II
ran vou
Iw

t'5

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Author NICOLA

CUTI/llluslrator:

ALEX NINO

SHRIVEL? VOUR
,

YOUR STOMACH

OCXS

WHAT'S THE *ATrER,LOVSR?\ MV TIN FACE BOTHER YOU?

.

IT

MAKE

S*W CRAWL?

/my right tees MECHANICAL TOO!^ ANp WAIT'LL

YOU SEE

IN AN ATOMIC FURNACE. THEY SAIP HE WAS SO RAPIOACTIVE THEV USEPHISCHAREEP BOPY TO POWER A BRICK-MAKING FACTORY FOR TEN

MY FATHER WAS KILLEP ONE NIGHT WHEN HE GOT PRUNK ANP PECIPEP TO TAKE A SUN BATH

SAUSAGE!

MV

YEARS.

BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS POOR. SHE SOLP ME TO THE kagoolians as a slave.

A BAD TIME TO^ TELLYOU.COLE... \

IS

KNOW

THIS

ADOPTED .^Otifl
REAL MOTHER'S

BUT YOU'RE

NAME IS MAISY!

1 ABOUT MV REAL MOTHER. H \HA5AGYP$VQi/A/.OTHEK TIMES I THOUGHT OF HER OF A SMAU- PLANET, _|

wm*m ^
iPvdS itI

1 WHILE DIGGING IN THE 1 MINES, J BEGAN TO FANTASIZE

WOKKEP

IN

dfe

.4

ft

THAT,'

FOE TEN YEARS AFTER A FEMALE KAGOOLIAN.-.TH WIFE OF A MlN INSPECTOR, WAS

MY TICKET ours SHE TOOK P/TV OH ME, ANP

BOUGHT ME AS

RAN6l/...CMtf* I HAVE

Trone?

OH, ALRIGHT!

BUT

IF

uSACK HE SOES;

UP THE FURNITURE,

HE MESSES

'

^COME T'

OF THE LOCH MESS .^il fe_.^ MONSTER.' __^2fff|

A ZOKTON W*S THE \ V9 WfP^!ELLMI=%k, KA&OOLIAhi EQUIVALENT )^ Si LT ABOUT VOUEH^&.

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IftAPE THE MISTAKE, HOWEVER OF STOPPING AT THE CASINO WORLR WSlWitFOR ALITTLE
RELAXATION...

THE UGLIEST CREATURE IVE EVER SEEN AMBLED OVER TO THE TABLE ANP NODDED TO THE PEALER.

PLACE THE GENTLEMAN'S oBET, TERRY.

'MIL, I'D SAY I'JV\ GOING TO BUVA TICKET TO

I

^ASOUT /Gr^

QUIET,
I

YOU FOOLS.'
SO GOITRE LOOKING FOR^
>HOVMHUH,SON...i

l^HoWiaMo OFYOU> V^aO^BOSSMAN!

V ANP SEARCH FOR A\Vy

New SHANGHAI
MOTHER.

THATS

'get r/ir/A COMMA'S BOY.' OHIHOIHOIHEI

HOOlHOOIHOOIj
,

QUITE A

GESTURE! IT TRULY TOUCHES MY LARCENOUS

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