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Charlie'S Angels: "Double Jeopardy"
Charlie'S Angels: "Double Jeopardy"
Charlie'S Angels: "Double Jeopardy"
“DOUBLE JEOPARDY”
Written by
Merino Rusk
FIRST DRAFT
June 2009
(for 1979)
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CHARLIE’S ANGELS
“Double Jeopardy”
FADE IN:
INT. WAREHOUSE
CLOSE - KELLY
We follow a police car and see it turn into the parking lot
in front of a warehouse. Kelly’s mustang is parked there.
The car stops and two officers get out.
ANGLE ON KELLY
She makes eye contact with them and nods, ready to make her
move. She pops up from behind her crate, gun extended.
KELLY
Hold it right there!
DRAKE
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KELLY
Don’t risk it.
OFFICER 1
Get your hands up.
OFFICER 2
Up against the van. Come on.
OFFICER 1
Okay, buddy. Let’s take a ride.
DRAKE
(over his shoulder)
You’ll regret this, lady.
OFFICER 2
(pulls Drake)
Come on.
EXT. WAREHOUSE
OFFICER 1
We appreciate your assistance, Miss Garrett.
Of course, we’ll need some statements from
you a little later on.
KELLY
Sure. You know where to reach me.
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OFFICER 1
Take care.
Both officers get back in the car with Drake already shut
inside.
CLOSE
BOSLEY’S VOICE
Townsend Agency.
KELLY
Hi, Bos.
BOSLEY’S VOICE
Oh, hi Kelly. How did it go?
KELLY
Like clockwork. He’s on his way downtown
right now.
BOSLEY’S VOICE
Good work!
KELLY
Are you all done at the office, or do
I need to come by?
BOSLEY’S VOICE
Well, no, we’re not, but I think you’ve
earned the rest of the day off.
KELLY
Hey, thanks! Check you later.
The girls and Bosley are sitting around the office. Papers
and files are spread around – they are quietly doing
paperwork. Music plays from a radio on the bar.
KRIS
Bri, do you have the expense report for April?
SABRINA
Nope.
BOSLEY
Here it is.
(he hands a paper to Kris)
KRIS
Ah, thanks.
CLOSE ON RADIO
RADIO ANNOUNCER
We interrupt the broadcast to bring you
a special news bulletin. Local police helped
break up a riot late last night at the
state prison. One inmate, Michael Drake, was
killed and eight others were injured.
CLOSE ON KELLY
BACK TO SCENE
SABRINA
Michael Drake? Isn’t that the guy
you got a few months back?
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KELLY
Yeah.
SABRINA
Huh.
CLOSE ON KELLY
POV
KELLY
BAGBOY
Would you like help out with that?
KELLY
(she smiles)
I think I can manage. Thanks.
BAGBOY
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KELLY
You too.
Kelly walks out with her bag, and stops short right outside
the doors. CAMERA PULLS BACK and we see Drake, sitting on a
bench smoking a cigarette. He doesn’t see her.
CLOSEUP ON KELLY
POV
KELLY
INT. RESTAURANT
WAITRESS
Save any room for dessert?
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KELLY
Oh, I really shouldn’t…
WAITRESS
Pie’s half price. It’s our Sunday special.
KELLY
I guess I’ll make room, in that case.
How about apple. And a cup of coffee
while I’m at it.
WAITRESS
You got it.
The waitress leaves. Kelly digs in her purse and pulls out
her compact. She opens it and begins to check herself out
in the mirror.
CLOSE ON MIRROR
KELLY
KELLY
I’d like to pay the check right now.
WAITRESS
Fine.
She gets out her booklet, tears out a slip and puts it
beside the coffee. Kelly looks down into her purse.
KELLY
(without looking)
Hey, can you tell me something?
WAITRESS
What’s that?
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KELLY
Don’t let him see you looking, but there’s
a dark-haired guy sitting a few
tables behind me. Is he watching me?
ANGLE
WAITRESS
There’s no dark-haired guy.
KELLY
He must have just left.
WAITRESS
(pointing)
You said he was sitting over there?
KELLY
Yeah.
WAITRESS
Nah. That’s my territory. I haven’t had
a dark-haired guy over here all night.
KELLY
Are you positive?
WAITRESS
Oh yeah.
KELLY
Weird.
(she hands the waitress some money)
Oh well. Keep the change.
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WAITRESS
Thanks.
BOSLEY
We need somebody to go undercover as
Jenkins’ secretary. Charlie has you pegged
for that one.
(he hands Kris a folder)
KRIS
(sarcastically)
Terrific.
BOSLEY
And of course, we’re going to need
to keep an eye on his apartment.
SABRINA
If I recall correctly, it’s Kelly’s turn
for stakeout duty.
KELLY
(flatly)
Fine.
SABRINA
What, no argument?
Kelly shrugs.
KRIS
Actually Bri, I think it’s your-
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SABRINA
(she coughs and clears her
throat loudly, drowning Kris out)
Alright then, it’s settled, Kelly
gets the stakeout.
Kris smirks.
BOSLEY
Anyway, that all begins in two weeks.
In the meantime -
KELLY
she’s come around Bosley’s desk and gotten down into one of
the drawers. He glances down.
BOSLEY
What are you looking for?
KELLY
Just checking something.
(beat)
Keep going, I’m listening.
CLOSE
BOSLEY’S VOICE
In the meantime, you need to get your
covers established. Kris, there are some
things in there for you to study.
CLOSE ON KELLY
BOSLEY’s VOICE
Kelly?
KELLY
(looking up)
What?
BOSLEY’S VOICE
You weren’t listening.
KELLY
Sorry.
BOSLEY
Tell you what, how about we break
for lunch.
KRIS
(she grabs her purse)
Yes! I’m starved.
SABRINA
How about the deli?
BOSLEY
I’ll never say no to that deli.
ANGLE ON DOORWAY
Kris and Bosley exit. Sabrina grabs Kelly’s sleeve and they
pause.
SABRINA
Hey, you ok?
KELLY
Yeah. Just having trouble keeping
focused today.
SABRINA
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KRIS’S VOICE
Sandwich time! Come on!
Kelly walks in and goes straight for the elevator. She and
a few other people wait for a moment, then the doors open
and they step inside. Kelly turns and faces front.
KELLY
4, please.
A man presses the button for her and the doors close.
CLOSE - DIAL
KELLY’S POV
The doors slide open and everyone else on the car gets out.
The camera zooms past them to a man walking toward the
elevator – Drake.
CLOSE ON KELLY
INSERT
KELLY’S POV
KELLY
CLOSE – DIAL
KELLY
She sticks her hand in her purse, gripping her revolver but
not drawing it.
KELLY
KELLY’S POV
The doors open and two women are standing there. They see
Kelly and immediately return her odd expression.
KELLY
KELLY
(she forces a smile)
I think I’ll take the stairs.
She steps out and the two women take her place in the
elevator.
WOMAN
What’s her problem?
The other woman shakes her head. The doors close on them.
STAIRWELL
Her car is in the driveway. She gets out and hurries to the
front door, looking around cautiously.
KELLY
Hello?
KRIS
Hi Kel, it’s me. I wanted to tell you
that boutique, what’s it called, where you
got that blue dress? That place is having
a big sale. I’m in the neighborhood, if
you want I can pick you up in a little bit
and we’ll raid ‘em.
KELLY
Oh. Um… I don’t… okay.
KRIS
(frowning)
You sound kind of funny.
Is anything wrong?
KELLY
You could say that.
KRIS
What is it? Are you ok?
KELLY
Yeah. I’ll tell you about it
when you get here.
KRIS
Ok. I’m on my way.
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Kelly opens her front door and Kris comes inside, looking
concerned.
KELLY
Hi.
KRIS
Hey. So what’s going on?
KELLY
I feel like I’m going crazy.
KRIS
What’s the matter?
KELLY
(reluctantly)
You know that guy Drake?
KRIS
Yeah?
KELLY
Well, I think - I have - seen him
around town lately.
KRIS
(surprised)
Did you call the police? Wait, if he got
out, how’d he die in a prison riot?
KELLY
No, see… I saw him after we heard
that he died.
KRIS
After.
KELLY
I didn’t want to tell anybody
because… well, I don’t know if I even
believe myself. I don’t know how
to explain it, but I swear…
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KRIS
I believe you. Now come on, tell me
about it. When exactly did you see him?
KELLY
Um, a couple days after we heard. And a few
times since then. I just saw him downtown
less than an hour ago.
KRIS
Where do you see him?
KELLY
In a restaurant. Outside my house –
wherever I go.
KRIS
Okay. Did you talk to him?
KELLY
No. He gives me the creeps. And nobody
else seems to see him, and he’s always
gone when I check back.
(she sighs)
This sounds even crazier out loud, nobody’s
going to believe it. I could just be
imagining things.
KRIS
No, I think we need to look into
this. Make a case of it.
KELLY
Maybe the case is that I’m a nutcase.
KRIS
Would you stop?
There’s got to be an explanation for this.
Look, why don’t we take it to the office
tomorrow. I’ll call Charlie, I’m sure he’ll
be glad to help.
KELLY
(unconvinced)
I don’t know…
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KRIS
Come on. It’ll be all right.
KRIS
We’ll figure it out. What do you say?
KELLY
Ok.
KELLY
I don’t want to interrupt the case
for this, Charlie.
CLOSE ON SQUAWKBOX
CHARLIE
Nonsense, angel. Your well-being
is more important to us than any case.
BACK TO SCENE
BOSLEY
Right.
SABRINA
So you said you’ve seen Drake
a few times since…?
Kelly nods.
BOSLEY
So how is that possible?
KELLY
I don’t see how it is.
SABRINA
Ok, let’s see. Let’s get all our
possibilities down on the table. First
possibility is…
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KELLY
Well, there’s always the most obvious
possibility.
BOSLEY
Which is?
KELLY
I’ve gone crazy.
KRIS
We’re not doing that one.
SABRINA
Ok, possibility one is, you only think
you’re seeing things. Maybe you saw
a few guys who happened to have the
same general look as Drake. Once the
thought was in your mind, you might have
just gotten carried away with it.
CHARLIE
Did you ever get a very
good look at him?
KELLY
Yeah, I got a pretty good look a couple
of times. I’m positive it was him.
KRIS
Ok then, that does it for that one.
SABRINA
Possibility two is, somebody’s
trying to make you think you’re
seeing things.
BOSLEY
I suppose this is a long shot, but
maybe this could be a case of
mistaken identity.
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SABRINA
Hey, that’s an idea.
KELLY
What does that mean?
BOSLEY
Well, suppose the dead prisoner wasn’t
really Drake. He somehow switches identities,
or somebody makes a mistake, and he
gets out. They wouldn’t be looking for
him, because everybody thinks he’s dead.
SABRINA
And then he tries to get in your
head for revenge.
KELLY
That is a pretty long shot.
KRIS
But it’s worth looking into.
SABRINA
So how do we do that?
Did they do the funeral already?
CHARLIE
Yes, he was buried a few days ago.
SABRINA
Shoot. I’d liked to have seen a body.
CHARLIE
I doubt it was open-casket, from what
happened to him.
SABRINA
Was there an autopsy?
CHARLIE
No.
KRIS
But I bet they would have had to take
some pictures documenting his injuries.
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CHARLIE
They probably did. I’ll
Contact the medical examiner’s
office and get you in.
KELLY
All right, Charlie.
The office area is stark and neat. Sabrina and Kelly wait
to talk to somebody. After a moment, a man comes out to the
desk.
MAN
Can I help you ladies?
KELLY
We’re from the Townsend Detective
Agency. We’re here to see the file on a body
that came through here recently.
MAN
Oh, yeah. Name?
KELLY
Michael Drake.
MAN
Wait here.
KELLY
This is silly. They’d never make a
mistake, especially with a prisoner.
SABRINA
Stranger things have happened. Do you
have the picture?
KELLY
Yeah.
(she holds up Drake’s picture)
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SABRINA
You know, he’s not that bad looking.
KELLY
This is better than he really looks.
He’s sort of creepy in real life.
Or death, I guess.
MAN
This doesn’t leave the room.
KELLY
Thank you.
INSERT
BACK TO KELLY
KELLY
(her expression hardens)
That’s him.
SABRINA
Let me see.
SABRINA
Yep.
KELLY
So how am I seeing a dead man?
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SABRINA
I don’t know.
KRIS
(she checks her watch)
Where’s Kelly?
CHARLIE
I had us meet a little earlier than I
told her.
KRIS
How come?
CHARLIE
I think we need to discuss the possibility
that she really is just imagining things.
BOSLEY
Do you think that’s it?
CHARLIE
We’re running out of other explanations.
Sabrina, what do you think?
SABRINA
I hate to agree, but… we saw
the pictures. The guy is certifiably dead.
And she knows it.
BOSLEY
Why do you think she’d be seeing him?
SABRINA
Well, you know how emotionally involved
Kelly can get, especially when she thinks
she’s responsible.
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KRIS
But she’s not responsible.
SABRINA
Not for his death, but she is responsible
for his being in prison. If he hadn’t
been there, he wouldn’t have been killed.
KRIS
I don’t know about that. She doesn’t seem
like she feels guilty or anything.
BOSLEY
Maybe she doesn’t even realize it
herself. It could be her subconscious
playing tricks on her.
SABRINA
I don’t know what else it could be.
CHARLIE
If that is the case, I may ask her
to consider seeing a psychiatrist.
KRIS
She won’t like the sound of that.
CHARLIE
Probably not, but it’d be for her own
good.
SABRINA
What could it hurt?
KRIS
Her feelings. How would you feel if we
all met behind your back and decided
you were crazy?
SABRINA
Nobody’s calling her crazy.
KRIS
You’re all getting pretty close to it.
Anyway, I still believe her.
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CHARLIE
What’s your theory, Kris?
KRIS
I still think it’s a Gaslight thing.
Somebody close to Drake must want her –
and everybody else – to think she’s lost it.
Maybe trying to make her lose her job.
That was your idea in the first place.
SABRINA
But Kris, think about it. How is
there a guy wanting revenge on Kelly who
looks exactly like Drake, who is everywhere
she goes, who nobody else can see?
KRIS
I don’t know, but there has to be a
rational explanation. Kelly’s been
through lots tougher situations
without going nuts and seeing dead
people. I mean, why would she lose it
all of a sudden over this guy? That
case wasn’t a big deal to her.
BOSLEY
That’s true.
KRIS
So let’s stay with it.
BOSLEY
Ok. Who could be doing it?
KRIS
Partner in crime?
BOSLEY
Kelly witnessed his break-in.
She said he worked alone.
KRIS
Well, he could have some criminal chums
that didn’t work on this particular job.
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SABRINA
Yeah, that’s possible. Charlie, did you
finish the computer check on our
ghostly friend yet?
CHARLIE
Yes, but we don’t have anything noteworthy
as far as his connections. Kelly’s arrest
was his second, and he seems to have
worked alone on the first one as well.
SABRINA
How about family?
BOSLEY
(he consults his papers)
Let’s see. Father dead, mother sick.
One sister in Chicago.
SABRINA
That doesn’t give us much to work
with. Well Kris, can you think of any
other big fans of Michael Drake?
KRIS
Nope. But I have a different approach
in mind. You just put that shrink stuff
on hold and let me handle it.
BOSLEY
What are you going to do?
KRIS
I’m going to go everywhere Kelly goes.
Next time she sees him, I’ll see him too,
and maybe we can nab ourselves a ghost.
POV SHOT
looking out the front window of the shop where people are
walking by. Nobody unusual is there.
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BACK TO SCENE
ANGLE
POV SHOT
KELLY
I thought you wanted to get something?
KRIS
I do.
KELLY
Well go on, don’t wait on me.
KRIS
I don’t mind waiting.
KELLY
Kris, this is silly. I mean, I really
appreciate it, but it’s a waste of
your time. It’s been almost a week
and we haven’t seen anything.
KRIS
It’s not a waste of time. We
have got to figure this out.
KELLY
Ok, but you don’t have to bodyguard me
every single minute. I’m ok.
KRIS
You sure?
KELLY
Sure I’m sure. Go on.
KRIS
Alright. I’ll be over this way.
KELLY
Ok.
DIFFERENT AREA
Kris looking at books. She tilts her head while reading the
titles.
KELLY
FRONT DESK
KELLY
Still browsing.
KELLY’S POV
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KELLY
Her eyes go wide and she grabs a random book from the
shelf, opening it to block her face. She creeps to the end
of her row, hoping to sneak up on him. A teenaged girl
walking past Kelly stops and points excitedly at the book
she is holding.
GIRL
Ooo, House in the Shadows?
KELLY
(she looks around, obviously distracted)
What?
GIRL
It’s my favorite! I’ve been wanting
to read it again –
KELLY
Enjoy.
Kelly sidesteps her. The girl shrugs and opens the book,
cheerfully oblivious to Kelly’s rush.
DIFFERENT AREA
KRIS
KELLY (v.o.)
Kris? Kris?
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KELLY
I saw him!
She grabs Kris’s arm and leads her back to Drake’s area.
KRIS
Where?
KELLY
Over here. He was wearing a brown
jacket, I think.
KRIS
He can’t have got far. You keep looking
in here, I’ll go check the parking lot.
They split.
Kris comes out the doors and scans the parking lot,
shielding her eyes from the sun.
PARKING LOT
One car is turning out onto the street. There are a few
people walking around, but nobody looks like Drake.
KRIS
INT. LIBRARY
KRIS
There was a car just leaving, but it
could have been anybody.
KELLY
Did you get the license?
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KRIS
Couldn’t see it.
FRONT DESK
KRIS
Excuse me, have you seen this man in
here in the last few minutes?
(she shows Drake’s picture)
LIBRARIAN
Don’t think so. Then again, I haven’t
been paying much attention.
KRIS
Okay. Thanks.
KELLY
(sighs)
I swear he was just here. I saw him.
KRIS
I know you did. He just got away,
that’s all. C’mon, let’s go.
KRIS
Ok, new plan.
KELLY
What?
KRIS
Well, this guy obviously knows who I am.
It doesn’t seem to do any good to stick
close to you, because he only comes out
to play when I’m not around.
KELLY
Your plan is to give up?
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KRIS
Not exactly.
KRIS
You’re going to go about your business
and carry this around. If you keep it
out of sight, he won’t know you even have it.
And next time he pops up, you just
snap his picture.
KELLY
Hey, that’s not bad...
KRIS
Remember now, you have to go out a
lot. Give him a chance to see you.
KELLY
I don’t think that’ll be a problem.
POV SHOT
KELLY
POV
KELLY
behind him.
KELLY
Beautiful, aren’t they?
KELLY
Back home we don’t… have…
CLOSE - POND
BACK TO BENCH
KELLY
Don’t get a taste for duck,
Albert, I can’t afford it.
KELLY’S POV
BACK TO KELLY
She quickly reaches in her bag, pulls out the camera and
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KELLY’S POV
DRAKE’S POV
Moving past the bench, we see Kelly with the camera still
pointed at him. She takes it down quickly, but they’ve seen
each other.
KELLY’S POV
BACK TO KELLY
KELLY
You’ve got to learn to keep your
cool when you’re undercover. Come on,
let’s go drop off this film.
KELLY
Hi, I’m here to pick up my pictures.
MANAGER
Last name?
KELLY
Garrett.
MANAGER
Here we go.
KELLY
Thanks.
They walk away from the counter. Kris rubs her hands
together expectantly.
KRIS
Open it, open it.
KELLY
I’m trying.
Kelly tears through the tape and opens the packet. Her
smile fades as she shuffles through the pictures.
KELLY
You’ve got to be kidding me.
KRIS
Maybe it’s stuck to another one...
KELLY
No, it’s not here.
KELLY
Wait. This time, I know I’m not crazy.
If I were out of my mind, I’d have the
picture I took of him, he just wouldn’t
be in it. But that whole picture is gone.
KRIS
Look at the negatives.
KELLY
No negatives either.
KRIS
Oh, so you have no proof. That’s quite
the coincidence.
KELLY
Uh-huh. The other pictures I took in
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KRIS
Because something weird is going on.
Let’s ask this guy.
KELLY
Hey, excuse me. I’m afraid there are
some things missing here.
MANAGER
Yeah, like what?
KELLY
Like my negatives. And at least one picture.
MANAGER
Oh… yeah.
(frowns)
Yours must have been the ones that
accidentally got destroyed.
KRIS
Destroyed?
MANAGER
Yeah. We can give you a refund.
KELLY
I’ll take you up on that, but what
I’d really like is my missing picture.
MANAGER
We got these young fools working here.
I’m going to fire that kid we got
packaging these. If he didn’t put it
in there, it’s just not around.
KELLY
Great.
MANAGER
(to the younger man)
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PETER
Don’t listen to him, It wasn’t me that
did it. My name’s Peter.
(he points to his nametag)
KRIS
Oh?
KELLY
Disappeared into thin air, I suppose?
PETER
No, he threw ‘em out. I saw him.
KELLY
What? Why would he do that?
PETER
Well…
(he looks over his shoulder)
See, this guy came in yesterday and –
you’re Garrett, right?
KELLY
Yeah.
PETER
Ok. Well, this guy comes in and has a
talk with my boss back here. I heard them.
He said somebody named Garrett took a
picture of him he didn’t want and to get rid
of it. I think he gave him some money too.
KELLY
(to Kris)
He did see me take the picture.
KRIS
What did this man look like?
PETER
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KELLY
(she shows Drake’s picture)
Is this him?
PETER
Yeah! That’s him, all right.
KRIS
A-ha!
PETER
Hey, I got that stuff out of the
trash, if you want it.
KRIS
Yeah!
KELLY
Oh, I could kiss you.
PETER
What’s going on?
KELLY
You just proved I’m not crazy.
KRIS
How can we ever repay you?
PETER
Well…
(he seems to think of something,
but reconsiders)
KELLY
What?
PETER
Well, it’s my birthday this weekend
and I’m having a big party. I don’t suppose
you’d want to come for a while.
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KRIS
How old?
PETER
(brightly)
20.
KELLY
We’d love to.
PETER
All right!
SABRINA’S VOICE
Explain to me again how you got me
to do this.
KELLY
(smiles)
I asked you, and you agreed.
SABRINA
I thought we’d have seen at least one
of them by now. How long has it
been, anyway?
KELLY
A little over 3 hours.
SABRINA
Ugh.
(into radio)
Kris, why couldn’t you have done this?
You’d fit in here. I can’t even move
my arms, practically.
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KELLY
Oh, hush.
BUS STOP
BOSLEY
(into radio)
Girls, need I remind you that this is
a real stakeout, one that we’re getting
paid for?
PHONE BOOTH
KRIS
(into radio)
Yes Bosley, but it’s a stakeout stakeout.
It’s important we look for Drake, too.
KELLY
(into radio)
We’re not forgetting.
KELLY’S POV
KELLY
Hey, speak of the devil!
(into radio)
I see him now.
SABRINA
Which devil?
KELLY
Jenkins.
KELLY
(into radio)
He just came out of the building.
Blue shirt.
PHONE BOOTH
KRIS
(into radio)
Ok, I see him. Bos, it looks like he’s
headed down your way. Let me
come down there.
She hangs up the phone, tucks the radio into her jacket,
and slides the door open. Keeping her head down, she steps
out of the booth.
ANGLE ON JENKINS
BUS STOP
BOSLEY
It looks like he’s coming for the bus.
If he’s going to be sitting right
next to me, I’m going to have to turn
my radio off so he doesn’t hear. Kris,
I’ll get on the bus with him.
You don’t have to come.
ANGLE ON KRIS
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KRIS
(into radio)
Okay.
KELLY’S CAR
KELLY
(into radio)
Well… do you think we should
call it a day?
SABRINA
Yes.
ANGLE ON KRIS
KRIS
Yeah, maybe Drake just isn’t going
to come. You’ve got all but a neon sign
pointing to you. And, somebody
stole my hiding place.
The man inside the booth is turned just enough that we can
tell it is Drake.
BACK TO KRIS
KRIS
(into radio)
It’s Drake! He’s in my phone booth!
KELLY’S CAR
SABRINA
Finally.
She gets out of the car and runs across the street.
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PHONE BOOTH
Drake finishes his call, hangs up, turns, and slides open
the door. Looking up, he freezes.
DRAKE’S POV
ANGLE ON ALL 3
KRIS
Hi.
DRAKE
Hi…
Kelly returns his gaze from her car window, looking smug.
She waves.
BACK TO 3
SABRINA
Hey!
She runs after Drake. Kris gets back on her feet and
follows.
ANGLE ON ALLEYWAY
ANGLE ON DRAKE
BACK TO DRAKE
SABRINA
Hold it!
BACK TO DRAKE
ANGLE ON DRAKE
SABRINA
Let’s have it.
DRAKE
KELLY
She smiles.
KELLY
Pick a side. We’d like to have
a little chat with you.
SABRINA
(quietly to Kris)
Were we supposed to follow Bosley?
KRIS
Oh...
BOSLEY
Run this Drake stuff by me again.
SABRINA
It wasn’t really Drake. We knew that.
KELLY
It was Sal Fratelli, Drake’s twin brother.
They both took part in that robbery,
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BOSLEY
But Drake didn’t have a twin. He didn’t
even have a brother.
CHARLIE
Yes, but we also found out that Drake
was adopted. The boys were orphaned as
infants. Somehow they were separated, and
eventually adopted by two different families.
KRIS
Sal told us that they’d only recently
found out about each other.
BOSLEY
They were separated for their whole lives,
and burglary was the best bonding
experience they could think of?
SABRINA
It’s heartwarming.
CLOSE ON SQUAWKBOX
CHARLIE
Sal’s due to appear in court soon.
If all goes well, he’ll be spending some
time behind bars.
SCENE
KELLY
It’s nice to be sane again.
KRIS
We never said you weren’t!
Bosley chuckles.
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SABRINA
Bosley, why are you still wearing
that mustache?
BOSLEY
(sheepishly)
It won’t come off.
KELLY
What?
BOSLEY
I don’t know, the glue, I guess I stuck
it on there a little too well.
KELLY
Oh, do you want us to try?
(she gets up)
BOSLEY
No. I, I sort of like it. I wanted to
grow one anyway.
(he covers it fearfully)
SABRINA
No, you didn’t.
KRIS
Let me at it.
BOSLEY
No, no. Get back.
SABRINA
Wait – let me get over here.
KRIS
I got this part.
BOSLEY
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Quit it.
SABRINA
Hmm, it's really on there.
KELLY
What if you pull from the middle?
SABRINA
If we can each get a little bit...
KRIS
Hold still, Bosley.
BOSLEY
Ouch! Get away!
KELLY
That isn't doing much.
KRIS
All at once, I think. Really fast.
KELLY
Like a band-aid.
KRIS
Yeah.
SABRINA
Everybody pull from the top. Ready?
KELLY
Yeah.
KRIS
Yeah.
BOSLEY
No.
SABRINA
1, 2, 3, go!
BOSLEY
OUCH!
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KELLY
Hey, I got a little bit.
KRIS
Oh, don’t be such a baby.
BOSLEY
I am not – cut it out!
SABRINA
Good idea, Bosley!
KELLY
I’ll find some scissors.
(walks off)
SABRINA
I think there are some in the drawer.
The big sharp ones, you know?
BOSLEY
What? No. Charlie, help! Charlie!
THE END