MOM

Mother is sooooo demanding!

(girls and boys sitting and talking in childrens counselling with psychologist nearby.how to handle your mother ) 1 -You think YOUR mother is demanding!? MY mother makes me clean my room even when we're not expecting visitors. 2- oh yeah I know that line.your room is filthywhen actually all you had was one sock lying on the floor- do they have microscopic vision to see bacteria or something? 3- wait guys!! How about this linewhen you get married and people come to your house they will think your mother never taught you to be clean(everybody laughs) hahaha she doesnt know Im still going to live with her 4 -- My mother makes me get off the phone, even when no one else needs to use it. 5-- (hands on hips, imitating) you have no feelings for your father and iwe have to pay that huge telephone bill!! When you have your own telephone I will come and use it for hours and you can pay. Psychologist: really? Now how does that make you feel? all-- Mothers! (with hands over their eyes) 6 my mother is a cat I think.she thinks her spit is going to make me clean.ayyyyy come here let me see your face (imitates mum licking her hand and setting his hair) 7 and when you are out in public. "You've got something on your chin there." (demonstrates, licks finger pretends to wipe a smudge from someones chin) psychologist: hhhhhmmmmm now how does that make you feel? all-- Mothers! 8-- And why do I seem to have the ONLY mother in town who insists on kissing me goodbye every time she drops me off at school? 9 -- AND when she picks me up -- On the lips. 10- Right in front of the girl I'm trying to impress. 11-- Dont worry dude, I dont think it was your mum kissing you that makes her run away Psychologist: oh dear! Now how does that make you feel children? all -- Mothers! 1 -- I'll bet YOUR mother doesn't talk about your bra size at

the family reunion. (crosses arms in front of chest) so everyone asks if you want calamine lotion for your mosquito bites! 2 -- And how many times do I have to tell my mother I'm getting too old for teddy bears panties? 3 -- How about Mickey Mouse panties? 4 -- Donald Duck? 10- superman briefs!! Psychologist: and how does that make you feel? 10- like I cant breathe all -- Mothers! 5-- Does my mother really think I'll be a better citizen if I learn to take out the garbage without being reminded? Wash the dishes, wash your underwear, wash behind your ears, wash the car 6I think they are training us to become maids in the new south Africa 7-whatsup mavis? 6- hey wena! 8-- Does your mom drag you to all those Mother-Daughter Tea parties? 11- ok you are a boy, thats just weird Psychologist: and how does that make you feel? All- Mothers! 1- Or how about when you get 80 percent on your report? What happened to that 20 %, im telling your father to cancel the dstv. 2- All the other children got such high marks.you must work hardertoo much playing games 3- Honey, just take this childs phone away Psychologist: and how does that make you feel? All: mothers!! 4- Or how about when she asks you about something you did wrong 5- Yeah why did you go to your friends house when I told you not to go? Then you try to answer the question she asked and before a word gets out of your mouth she says 6- You got such a big mouth trying to back chat me 7- You shut your mouth when you are talking to me hahahaha 8- Oh and the classic.you got a rebellious spirit, im talling pastor to lay hands and pray for youI rebuke that spirit from my house Now everyone starts talking fast 9-- "Eat your vegetables, having meat everyday will make you constipated."

1 -- "Don't slouch, sit up straight posture posture posture." 2 -- "Say please." 3 -- "Say thank you." 4-- "Do your homework." 5 go and change your clothes. You look naked like I didnt buy you anything. You cant come to church like that Psychologist: and how does that make you feel? BOTH -- Mothers! psychologistwell children, I see your pain and frustration, so im giving you a chance this Christmas to have a different mother. If you could choose any mother in the whole wide world, who would you choose? 6-- My Mom. 7-- Me too. 8- I wouldn't change a thing. 9 -- Me either. 10. shes weird but shes my weirdthe most awesome gift I could have for Christmas