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ing issues. The next presidents challenges can be broken down into three
impact groups: nancial, student,
and faculty.
Financial Impact:
In their email to campus, the
Board highlighted many of President Scoggins achievements over
the last eight years, but stated that
his leadership was most apparent as he helped navigate Mines
through one of the worst nancial
recessions in the history of this state
and nation. Indeed, Scoggins is
frequently praised around campus
for his nancial prowess and role in
helping move the institution towards
its current financial stability. The
Board credited Scoggins success
to his foucs on diversifying [Mines]
revenues and reducing the impact of
state budget cuts. In order to investigate this claim, The Oredigger collected historic budget data from the
schools website (http://inside.mines.
edu/Budget_Information). Figure 1
shows the various revenue sources
the school has relied on historically
Anonymous
Staff Writer
Magnus Chun
Staff Writer
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Oredigger Staff
Lucy Orsi
Editor-in-Chief
Emily McNair
Managing Editor
Taylor Polodna
Design Editor
Connor McDonald
Webmaster
Amos Gwa
Business Manager
Katerina Gonzales
Content Manager
Jared Riemer
Content Manager
Karen Gilbert
Faculty Advisor
Zurich, Switzerland - A team of physicists at ETH Zurich have designed a small MRI
machine that can detect a structure over one
million times smaller than structures previously
detected: it now can detect a single hydrogen
atom. The team replaced the electromagnetic
coil with a diamond sensor chip in a uorescent
microscope. The diamonds used had nitrogenvacancy centers located just a few nanometers
below the surface. The MRI machine was able
to get an optical readout from those spots,
which the team used to determine the location
of individual hydrogen atoms, to one angstrom.
The team hopes to study x-ray crystallography
using this small yet mighty MRI machine.
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Local News
A Mines student was rescued from an old mine Sunday
night. Fourteen students were
exploring an old mine west of
Tunnel 1 on Highway 6 when
one of the students got stuck
while trying to leave the mine.
The Golden Fire Department
rescued the student with assistance from the Mine Rescue
trailer.
Replacement
equipment
for a Peak Internet facility was
delivered Monday. One of the
companys facilities recently
burned down and was a total
loss. Peak Internet is urging
customers not to download
large les to prevent service
disruptions.
The Denver city auditor has
found that sloppy accounting
practices, lack of oversight,
and poor record keeping have
cause the cost of the Denver
International Airports hotel
and transit center to skyrocket.
The auditor has said that the
nal cost has now ballooned
to $737 million, $237 million
above the citys original budget.
A car almost sunk in Cherry
Creek early Sunday morning
when a driver ran a red light.
The car hit another vehicle and
a telephone pole before falling
down an embankment.
A bull may have caused a
crash Sunday morning. A truck
crashed on Highway 24, and
the driver blames the bull he
was transporting. He says that
the bull started moving around
in the trailer, which led to the
rollover.
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Title IX Changes
Katy Dykes
Staff Writer
Anonymous
Staff Writer
rhythm.
The Melodic Miners are involved
in the singing Valentines that many
know about around campus. In February, students and staff can purchase
a valentine for a small fee and have
anyone be serenaded by the a cappella group. And they mean anyone
(professors included!). This is part of
a fundraising for the group, and also
just for the enjoyment of anyone who
wants to let their sweetie know that
they love them, or publicly embarrass
them in front of their entire lecture hall.
The singing Valentines will go on sale
near the beginning of February.
The Melodic Miners will be performing several times in the next couple of months both on campus and
off campus. They will be participating
in the Mines Choir concert on campus on November 21 at 7:00 pm.
They will be taking part in the Golden
Candle Walk on December 5 at 5:00
pm. And they will be performing as
part of the Denver Zoo Lights on December 11 at 5:00 pm. Make sure to
come out and support the Melodic
Miners and the Mines music department!
on ozone and climate change. Her research will specifically focus on the jet
stream over the Pacific Ocean.
Earth has two different ozones:
the one over the Pacific Ocean and
the one over the Atlantic Ocean. The
jet stream over the Pacific is easy to
analyze as it blows from west to east
and is more conducive to her pollution study. She chose to analyze the
Pacific jet stream and ozone because
of all the pollution coming off of Asia,
mainly China. This pollution from China
includes things like Nox and Vox along
with carbon dioxide and the particle
are getting into the jet stream and
in turn getting into the layers of our
ozone. In order to determine what/
if any effect the jet stream has on climate change, Gonzales is looking at
where the jet stream meets with the
West Coast of the United States as
the jet stream blows pollution as far as
California. The amount of pollution the
jet stream transports is not affected by
latitudes as mentioned earlier, but as
it hits North America, the jet stream
Jared Reimer
Content Manager
Neighbors a disgrace
Anonymous
Staff Writer
eThos Offers
Green Rideshare
Magnus Chun
Staff Writer
Continued from Page 1
So far, he has purchased 13
vehicles made from an electric
car manufacturing company
based in Los Angeles called
Coda Holdings, Inc. which filed
for bankruptcy in 2013. He is
offering two types of cars for
renting currently, the 2013
Coda Sedan and the Tesla
Model S. The Sedan has a 125
mile range and a 31 kWh battery pack, while the Tesla Model S has a 200 mile range and
a 60 kWh battery. The Tesla is
only available for half day rentals.
Prior encourages drivers to
choose eThos for a plenty of
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Ingredients:
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
2 large eggs
1 can (15 oz.) LIBBYS 100%
Pure Pumpkin (or some other
generic grocery store pump
kin)
1 can (12 fl. oz.) NESTL
CARNATION Evaporated Milk
(or some other generic gro
cery store evaporated milk)
1 unbaked 9-inch (4-cup vol
ume) deep-dish pie shell (can
buy frozen or refrigerated or if
feeling super ambitious they
Directions:
1. Mix sugar, cinnamon, salt,
ginger and cloves in small bowl.
Beat eggs in large bowl. Stir in
pumpkin and sugar-spice mixture. Gradually stir in evaporated milk.
2. Pour into pie shell.
3. Bake in preheated 425
F oven for 15 minutes. Reduce
temperature to 350 F; bake for
40 to 50 minutes or until knife
inserted near center comes out
clean. Cool on wire rack for 2
hours. Serve immediately or
refrigerate. Top with whipped
cream before serving.
4. Hide in room with fork and
entire pie. Eat pie without letting
anyone else know it was made.
Harmonic Happenings:
Vintage Silk Band
Katrina San Nicolas
Staff Writer
While the Arthur Lakes Library is generally a silent place
to study, the upbeat sound of
smooth jazz drifted throughout the building one Friday afternoon. Vintage Silk Band, a
four piece jazz ensemble, energetically performed a one hourlunchtime show in the Boettcher room as part of the Concerts
in the Library entertainment series.
With saxophone solos and
fun lyrics, Vintage Silk Band
aims to put a new twist on
popular songs from the 30s,
40s, 50s, and today. The quartet of musicians consists of Jim
Jones on guitar, Bryan Siebuhr
on bass, Tamara Montoya as
vocalist, and Andy Snyders on
saxophone. While the band
members have diverse interests
and all levels of musical experience, it is clear that they enjoy
playing together and appreciate
each members unique contribution to the music. Jim Jones
and Tamara Montoya previously
performed together and later
met Andy Snyders and Bryan
Siebuhr in the Denver area to
form Vintage Silk. While a jazz
band might seem out of place at
an engineering school, Fridays
concert was actually the bands
second appearance at Colorado School of Mines, and Bryan
Siebuhr (bass) is a Mines alum.
Sharply dressed and ever
upbeat, Vintage Silk performed
everything from Al Greens
classic Lets Stay Together
to Leonard Cohens romantic
and calming Dance Me to the
End of Love. With each classic choice, it was interesting to
see how the musicians embellished both the melody and the
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of carbon dioxide to not have exponential growth spurt. Invasive species can also invade and choke up
the algae growth. Finally, the biofuel
process is expensive. A gallon of
the fuel extracted from algae costs
a whopping $33.81 dollars, according to Solix Biosystems, an algae
biofuel company situated in Fort
Collins. The production cost is so
high due to the energy required to
circulate gases to grow algae and
to dry out the biomass.
However, algae biofuels are not
as untrustworthy and frustrating as
most people think. Although algae
biofuel is expensive and time consuming, algae can be considered
an alternative for fuel source due to
its streamlined process, low carbon
emissions, and its ability to replace
US oil exports.
Crude oil can be processed into
many dierent types of oils, such
as petroleum. In order to make
crude oil, algae in the biofuels follow a pretty simple process. Lipids
are extracted from algae biomass
and go through chemical processing to create crude oil. The algae
biomass is grown in photobioreactorstriangular chambers made
from sheets of polyethylene plastic
(similar to a painters dropcloth).
The photobioreactors keep the algae oating on the top of the water,
which maximizes algae growth. It
also keeps invasive species out of
the algae population.
Algae biofuel land usage is not
what it seems when compared to
other biofuel feedstocks. An average acre of algae within the algae biofuel industry can produce
15,000 gallons of biodiesel each
year. By comparison, an average
acre of corn produces 420 gallons
of ethanol per year, and an acre of
soybeans yields just 48 gallons of
biodiesel per year. Michael Atkins,
CEO of Ocean Technology and Environmental Consulting, exerts that
the amount of land for growing algae is small yet yields much higher
biomass. Another CEO, Douglas
Henston of Solix Biosystems, argues, If we were to replace all of
the diesel that we use in the United
States with an algae derivative, we
could do it on an area of land thats
about one-half of 1 percent of the
current farm land that we use now.
In addition, algae grow through
a process called photosynthesis,
which takes in carbon dioxide. Because algae biofuel is essentially
carbon-neutral, the carbon emitted
when it is burned had just recently
been absorbed as food, which
means that the net carbon dioxide
emission is essentially the same as
if the algae had never been grown.
Algae-based bio-diesel has a GHG
footprint that is 93 percent less than
conventional diesel (US Department
of Energy).
Carbon dioxide emissions of algae biofuel are low when compared
to other biofuels. As a matter of
fact, algae biofuel produces negative carbon emissions which mean
that carbon dioxide is taken away
from the atmosphere for the growth
of algae. However, biofuels such as
corn and soybeans emit 81-85 kilograms/megajoule of energy and
49 kilograms/megajoule of energy,
respectively. In this way, if algae
biofuels were used more, carbon
dioxide emissions would decrease
drastically.
Although there seems to be evidence supporting that algae biofuel
may not be the best way to produce
oil, algae biofuel seems to be better
than other biofuel alternatives. The
problems of algae biofuels are being solved and, in the future, biofuel
may be the best alternative for oil.
This is through the renovation of algae biofuel storage (photobioreactors), large amounts of oil produced
per acre of algae, and low carbon
dioxide emissions.
man-centered
problem denition
while
carefully analyzing technical details.
I
found
Golden
before I found
Mines, Leslie says on
her
journey
to professor.
Ive roamed
the world and
its the only
town that has
felt like a longterm home.
While
she
didnt plan on
connecting
with School
of Mines, living in such
close proxim- Leslie Light is working on refocusing EPICS.
ity to campus while working in an college students, following her
International Development Role passion for creative thinking,
produced an opportunity through conscientious design principles,
the Humanitarian Engineering and engineering with care alDepartment, which eventually lows Leslie to make a dierence
led to her integral role in the EP- in the lives of Mines students evICS program today. Im so glad ery single day. Leslies advice for
I was open to the opportunities engineering students at School of
that I would have missed had I Mines is not to restrict opportubeen too single-minded about my nities out of fear or unfamiliarity,
career, she recalls. Even though but to allow curiosity and passion
she never imagined teaching to take you to new places.
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Figure 4: This figure shows the composition aid packages. The bars represent the average
amount of that particular of type aid received by full-time, entering students. The average was calculated based on the total number of students who received aid, not the total number of full-time,
entering students. This data was pulled from the IPEDS reports.
Scoggins has overseen in excess of
$230 million dollars invested in new
buildings, facilities, and other capital
improvements. He has been fundamental in transforming and updating
the physical infrastructure of the campus in order to ensure that students
continue to receive a cutting edge
education.
At the other end of the extreme,
President Scoggins has led the school
through three record-breaking years
of philanthropic donations. According
to reports published by the National
Association of College and University Business Officers (NACUB), the
schools endowment grew roughly 36
percent between 2005 and 2013 and
based off on reports from the CSM
Foundation, it has already grown an
additional 15.7 percent in 2014. Figure 5 shows the market value of the
endowment, adjusted for inflation, at
the end of each fiscal year.
Student Impact:
President Scoggins impact on
students extends beyond the financial burden of tuition. Over the past
eight years, President Scoggins has
navigated the school through many
changes including an academic restructuring that led to the birth of the
college system and a push to convert
Mines to a residential campus.
According to data published in the
Integrated Postsecondary Education
Data System (IPEDS) reports, Mines
housing capacity has increased 53
percent since 2005. This data was
collected before the completion of
Elm Hall, so this number actually underestimates the expansion of campus housing ushered in by President
Scoggins.
In addition to developing housing
options, Dr. Scoggins pushed the
university to increase student services and support. In fact, under Scogginss leadership, inflation-adjusted
spending on Student Services and
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Table 2: This table shows some of the significant results from the
faculty survey broken into subgroups based on campus leadership.
The survey was distributed via email in April of 2014.
Figure 10: This figure displays the average salary for differenty
academic faculty positions. Salaries have been adjusted for
inflation and are represented in todays dollars. This data was
collected from IPEDS reports.
Figure 9: This figure shows the percentage of successful faculty searches. A successful faculty search results in the hiring
of a new faculty member. This data was provided by the Office
of Academic Affairs.
*Among 64 CSM faculty who in 2013 were department heads, served as directors of programs or institutes, or served in other administrative capacities, e.g. assistant department
heads, as identified by their answers to Question 5 of the survey. Committee chairs and
course coordinators are not included in this tally.
** Among 10 CSM faculty who identified themselves as department heads in 2013 on
Quesetion 5 of the survey. Results may include some who are no longer department
heads or exclude some who are currently serving.
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Treasure Island
Andy Bartleet
Guest Writer
1) You can save energy and
money by using the cold water
settings on your washing machine instead of the warm water settings.(Unless your current
load absolutely needs the warm
water to eliminate a specific kind
of stain/heavily soiled area) You
can also go even further and cut
your drying time as well as save
energy and money by using wool
dryer balls instead of commer-
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Favorite Professor?
Favorite class?
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Jared Reimer
Content Manager
Favorite Professor?
Favorite class?
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Anonymous
Katherine Vs announcement
that she and Colin should just
be friends. Impressively, Greens
characterization of the Katherines manages to reveal more
about Colin than the girls themselves. Colin is a self-described
washed-up child prodigy and
enjoys reading, reciting random
facts, and anagramming words
and phrases. However, Colin is
also deeply insecure and this is
reflected in his relationships with
the Katherines. As a protagonist, Colin is interesting because
he views the world yearning to
understand it with math and science, yet sometimes overlooks
the obvious. Hassan, Colins best
friend and his chosen companion
for the road trip, is well developed
as a contrast to Colin, but Lindsay, a girl that Colin and Hassan
meet on the road trip, is a disappointingly two-dimensional character.
Beneath the quirky humor and
easy-to-read prose, the novel
highlights several deep themes,
including the search for life purpose among young adults, the
frail nature of high school relationships, and the complexity of
love. As an almost genius, Colin
is searching to develop a mathematical formula to predict the
length of his relationships. The
Jacqueline Feuerborn
Staff Writer
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The sun had just kissed the horizon when the birds hushed their
daily calls; the howls of the wolves
died and the owls fell silent. The
darkened sky gained an orange
hue even as the wind shuffled the
leaves that remained on the trees.
The foxes abandoned the forests
surrounding the Seine Mountains
and in a distant forest a sword began to hum.
Deep within the mountains, a
boy stirred. His peaceful slumber was disturbed by something
he did not know, something that
shook his core and awakened his
soul. He knew that he had a duty
to fulfill.
He flinched as he emerged from
the cave that had been the place
of his slumber for a millennia. His
hand raised to the block the rays
of dawn and his eyes squinted to
see the path. He didnt know what
he was going to do. He didnt even
remember why he was asleep in
the first place. But something told
him that he wouldnt be able to escape his destiny for a second time,
despite the fact that he didnt even
remember the first.
His bare feet sank in the mud
and his hands pressed against
the surrounding trees as he tried
to regain his footing. He could feel
the fear that plagued the life in the
forest. But what terrified him the
most was the aura sweeping the
land. He didnt know what it was,
but he recognized it. He had to do
something.
advice.
Dont mention it. The trio fell
into a comfortable silence even as
the chattering of the clan filled the
morning.
I dont get it, Itel stated, his
quiet words barely reaching the
ears of his two elders. Why dont
you ask me why I did what I did?
Why did you help me in the first
place? And why are you letting
me stay here, when I have already
caused so many problems?!
Because weve been in the
same position. Itel glanced at
Isidore, sapphire eyes remaining
steady as he met his juniors stare.
Intentions have been misunderstood and we know whats its like
to be constantly questioned. We
know what its like not to have a
home and wonder if every day if
going to be our last. Nilast and I
were 24 and 23 respectively when
we left our clan and we had a hard
time adjusting. Youre younger
than that. We dont want you to
feel what we felt back then. If it
means waiting for an explanation,
then so be it.
Itel bit his lip, his brown locks
covering his eyes as Siven laid
a hand on his shoulders. You
should be warned though. If that
trust is betrayed, this clan will not
give you another chance. The only
mercy that will be given is a quick
death. Itel nodded, his eyes still
covered as he took in their words.
Are you done scaring him yet?
The trio jolted in surprise, their
eyes swinging to stare at the white
haired woman that stood a short
distance away. When I agreed to
let him out to get some fresh air,
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of the album.
SHES A DEMON: I take back
anything I said about what song
has the best intro; this song has a
fast, horror piano intro that sounds
like a sped up movie soundtrack
(Halloween to be exact . . . and
how appropriate). The arrangement is really well done, and so is
the heavy intro, with its dual guitars
and epic drums. The vocals come
in a bit coarse, changing the tone
completely, though after the initial
shock, they work. Occasionally
throughout the verse, Lordi goes
back to the cool, creepy sounding riffs, but overall, they seem to
abandon it after the intro. Unfortunate.
HELLS KITCHEN: Nearing the
end of the album, Lordi greets us
with what sounds like a small choir
of children singing and laughing.
And that is the song. Perfectly terrifying.
SIR, MR PRESIDEATH, SIR!:
The final song. The horror tone
seems to have disappeared from
this song, as it is simple, classic
heavy metal. The vocal rhythm
does not quite fit in with the rest
of the song, but the guitar work is
powerful, and the ending wraps up
the album uniquely.
Overall, Lordi has a pretty decent album in their disposal. The
mixes are a bit rough (the vocals
are really drowned out in almost
every song), but the ominous instrumentals definitely keep the ear
and mind awake. Just as classic
heavy metal with a horror tinge
should do. The album comes out
November 4th.
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Geek Week
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of
the
Kathy Cheng
Staff Writer
Amanda Casner is the perfect
blend of geek and nerd at Mines,
from loving physics to loving Harry
Potter. In her second year at Mines,
she has found her groove in the
Mines community and also is a TA
for Physics I.
Why did you decide to come
to Mines?
It was actually the only school
I looked at. I came here on one of
the preview days and actually talked
to a few of the physics majors and
they showed me around the physics stuff and I just totally fell in love
and like I want to go here. It was
the only school I applied to, and the
only school I looked at, and now Im
here.
Where did your love of physics start?
Actually, in middle school. We
did basic, really basic kinematics
like Newtons Laws and stuff like
that. and I just remember that our
teacher was really cool--we were
doing like a ball rolling down a hill
and he made it the most exciting
thing ever. and that made me really
want to take physics in high school
and it loved it more, and I just like
it more and more the more I learn
about it.
What is your favorite thing
about physics this semester?
I think just how many facets
there are to it. Because I think when
people think of physics, they think,
Oh, Newtons Second Law...I drew
so many free body diagrams in
Physics I, which is true, but theres
also E & M, theres also quantum
and relativity... Im in digital circuits
right now and its like electrical stuff,
but its also physics. Its just cool
to see physics applied to so many
everyone knows is smart and it to worry that Oh, those liberal arts
kind of awkward and like the typi- majors are going to judge me, becal engineering student. I associate cause they dont exist here. And
geek with more of like the Trekkies everyone has that shared pain of
and the people who are into fantasy, Epics and NHV and everyone has
geeky stuff. I guess in a nutshell, so much in common and we can
nerd would be more academic while shamelessly be engineers.
a geek would be more like fiction.
What gets you through the
We definitely have nerds and geeks late nights as a physics major?
at this school, and you can definitely
Dove chocolate for sure, but the
be both. But I do think theres a dis- dark chocolate. And also my pumptinction.
up song is Battle Cry by Skillet. If
What is your favorite equa- I feel like Im just going to fall over
tion?
and die, I just put on that song and
Is this a real question? [Laughs]. it gets me pumped again. That song
This is not something I came pre- gets me through studying a lot.
pared for. Im going to go with the
Future plans?
relationship between potential and
Im not sure how Im going to get
kinetic energy, because I think its there, but at some point Id like to
cool that something has energy no end up in education. Im not sure
matter what. Even if its not moving, whether I want to do high school or
weve got potential,
and then its moving, and we can get
it back...I think thats
cool though.
What has been
your favorite class
so far?
Modern physics.
That was the class
that I walked into every day and expected
to get my mind blown,
and then had my mind
blown by how much
my mind was blown.
It was so great. And
that class just gets
you so pumped about
everything you dont
know about physics.
What do you like
best about Mines?
I really like that
were all engineers
and I can just shamelessly be a nerdy engineer and not have Amanda Casner outside of Meyer Hall on
COURTESY MINDMATRIX
teaspoon salt
5 tablespoons unsalted bak
ing butter
cup vegetable shortening
1/3 cup water
teaspoon vinegar
1 large egg yolk
Filling:
2, 16-ounce cans of red tart
cherries (pitted)
cup cornstarch
1 cup granulated sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 tablespoon unsalted baking
butter
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Sugar Cinnamon Final
Touch:
1 large egg white
2 tablespoons granulated
sugar + 1 teaspoon cinnamon
Approximately 12 servings
1) Preheat the oven to 375
degrees Fahrenheit and begin by
preparing the piecrust. In a large
bowl, combine the flour, sugar,
and salt. Mix well with a fork or
whisk.
2) Cut the butter and shortening into -inch cubes; add
these to the flour mixture and
combine with a pastry blender
8)
Add the vanilla extract,
remaining cup sugar, baking
butter, and cinnamon and simmer for an additional 2 minutes.
Finally, add the drained cherries
and mix the filling well.
9)
Pour the filling into the
piecrust and top with the second
crust. Crimp the edges decoratively and prick the top several
times for ventilation.
10) If desired, brush the entire
crust with egg white and sprinkle
with the sugar-cinnamon mixture.
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Lucy Orsi
Editor-in-Chief
On Friday, October 17, three
Oredigger staff members were
invited to the Grand Reopening
of iFly Denve. Our paper sent
three staff members: Connor
McDonald (top right), Ronald
Kem (middle left), and Lucy
Orsi (middle right). At the event,
each of our representatives
suited up and jumped into their
wind tunnel to give indoor sky
diving a try!
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COURTESY NETFLIX
Frank Knafelc
Staff Writer
For some people life is one
giant kick in the urethra. This quote
proves to be a dening portrayal of
Netixs new original series Bojack
Horseman. Cleared for its second
season almost immediately, it is an
adult animated comedy by Bob
Waksberg that follows the ctional,
semi-famous, 90s sitcom star
from Horsing Around, Bojack
Horseman, as he struggles to
deal with his muddled spiral into
unimportance. Voiced by Will
Arnett, each thirty-minute episode
covers Bojacks often drunken
escapades through a Hollywood
where humanoid animals and
mankind live in perfect ignorance.
Bojack,
an
anthropomorphic
horse, lives with his freeloading
houseguest Todd, voiced by
Aaron Paul (yes, from Breaking
Bad), in an upper class abode in
the Hollywood hills. While not in a
drunken stupor Bojack is struggling
to write his memoir with the help
of his ghostwriter Diane, voiced by
Alison Brie, and his agent/girlfriend
Princes Caroline, a cat voiced by
Amy Sedaris. These characters
along with Bojacks happy go lucky
nemesis Mr. Peanutbutter, Paul F.
Tompkins, provide the basis for story
development, character growth,
and, of course, the enormous
amounts comedy.
At its base, Bojack Horseman is
not a very new idea. There has been
more than enough on television
about the gilded Hollywood life,
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Geek Week
of
the
that she does not get in a lecture ing to work well. Think about what
hall. I get to have 25 students that you love and enjoy and do not think
I get to know personally. It is a small about the money. Go to some of the
class and interactive. She likes outside speakers that are brought
students and she tries to let them in. Talk with the faculty and see what
know, It is okay to interrupt me dur- they do or what their friends do.
ing the day.
This advice leads to an exploration
Dr. Falconer knows that a major- of the careers available and does
ity of the students are afraid of pro- not limit the roads that are possible.
Dr. Renee Falconer is a teaching
fessors, unsure of how to approach
them for help in studies or advice. professor that thrives on the stuFor many faculty, they are just as
uncomfortable talking to you as you
are to them. Because most of the
students are worried about individually talking to a professor they tend
to forget that faculty are human
too.
To the freshmen that have not
decided their majors, Dr. Falconer
tells them, Explore all your options. There are so many cool and
amazing things that you can do for
a career. Explore all your options
and keep your mind open. We only
know the big categories. Explore
and keep an open mind. It is not
about money! It is hard to not think
about the money especially when
the future is taken to account. However, Falconer advises, You can do
any job if you love it. But even doing
a job for a lot of money is not go- Renee Falconer with fire. Need
this works) is that if you take the integral of an infinite area, and rotate
it around an axis, you can somehow
end up with a finite volume. Thats
pretty amazing!
Are you involved in any clubs
or organizations here on campus?
Well, juggling club of course. We
gather in Ballroom C on Thursdays
from 5:30-7:30 PM and its really
fun. Depending on whether or not
we have amateurs or experienced
jugglers, we either spend the time
teaching or just doing ridiculous
stunts. We do this thing called jousting where everyone has three clubs
and the goal is to walk around the
room trying to maintain your pattern
while disrupting others. We also do
this thing called juggling volleyball
where you have to start with two
volleyballs and then catch a third
in your pattern and throw it back.
I am also in the Ballroom Dance
Club and the Oredigger Leadership
Community.
Favorite movie and band?
I really like the Lord of the Rings
trilogy because I am a big fan of the
epic fantasy scene and I just love
the film score from that movie. Definitely not The Hobbit though. My
favorite band is Great Big Sea.
What is your superpower of
choice and why?
Conventionally I would probably
do flight because that has always
been a dream of mine. Interestingly
enough, I was planning on going
into aeronautical engineering until I
decided Mines, which doesnt have
aeronautics. Ive always wanted to
fly around. Unconventionally, omniscience (the ability to know everything) would be pretty cool for very
obvious reasons. I would pass every
exam, no problemeven at Mines!
Do you have a favorite nerd
story?
In my Computer Science class
in high school, they gave out what
was officially the Langdon J. Plum-
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Keurig Coffee
Machine
Frank Knaflec
Staff Writer
In 1995, the young college student and entrepreneur John Sylvan was hung over an ATM machine suffering tunnel vision, heart
palpitations, and feeling extremely
woozy. After contacting his physician, he was ordered to the emergency room. Doctors soon discovered that Sylvan was drinking
no less than thirty to forty cups of
coffee a day! Little did they know
though that young Sylvan and his
roommate Dragone were on the
verge of redefining how America
drinks her coffee.
Nearly two decades later, after
struggling from small office to office and piecing together machine
after machine, Sylvan is at the
head of a billion dollar company
with huge potential. The Keurig
Coffee maker is without doubt the
space-age coffee maker of the
next generation. Simply put, the
Keurig is a coffee machine for the
on-the-go worker and doer.
The Keurig coffee machine
uses K-cups to create single mugs
of coffee at a time in a period of
less than a minute and thirty seconds by user measurements. This
process is remarkably fast considering that it also heats the water in
this time frame as well as brewing
it. The K-cups come in over 250
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