The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs
turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of
you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!
The child replied innocently: Now I know why grandmother has only grey
hairs on her head.
Elephant
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an
E. One boy says, Elephant.
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T. The same boy
says, Two elephants.
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she
asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: Maybe an elephant!
Man at restaurant
Man at restaurant: Excuse me waiter, could you come here?
Waiter: Is everything okay?
Man: Everything is fine, but would you please try my soup?
Waiter: Im sorry, sir, we really cant do that.
Man: No I wont say anything, please try my soup.
Waiter: Well, is there something wrong with the soup?
Man: No, but will you please try the soup?!
Waiter: Okay, okay Wheres the spoon?
Man: Ah-hah.

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Tebakan (Riddles)

How many letters are there in

the English alphabet?
Why did the boy bury his
flashlight?
There are 5 birds in a tree.
Ahunter shoots 2 of them dead.
How many birds are left?

2
3

Jawaban
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in
"English", and 8 in "alphabet"
Because the batteries were dead.
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

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8

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10
11
12
13
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If a man was born in Italy, went

to America and died in San
Francisco, what would he be?
Why is the letter "T" like
an island?
What is the longest word in the
English language?
What starts with "P", ends with
"E", and has millions of letters?
What word begins with "e",
ends with "e", and has one
letter?
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8
heads. What am I?
Why do witches have brooms?
What travels around the world
and stays in a corner?
What is white when it's dirty
and black when it's clean?
What did the ocean say to the
beach?
What letter of the alphabet is
an insect?
What letter is a part of the
head?
What letter is a drink?
What letter is a body of water?
What letter is a vegetable?
What letter is looking for
causes ?
What four letters frighten a
thief?
What comes once in a minute,
twice in a moment but not once
in a thousand years?
In what way can the letter "A"
help a deaf lady?
Which is the loudest vowel?
What way are the letter "A" and
"noon" alike?
Why is "U" the happiest letter?
What word of only three
syllables contains 26 letters?
What relatives are dependent
on "you"?
What is the end of everything?
What has many keys but can't
open any doors?

Dead!

Because it is in the middle of

waTer!
"Smiles". Because there is
a milebetween its first and last
letters!
The "Post Office"!
Envelope!

A liar!
Because vacuum cleaners are too
heavy!
A stamp
A blackboard
Nothing, it just waved!
B. (bee)
I (eye)
T (tea)
C (sea)
P (pea)
Y (why)
O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)
The letter "m"

It can make "her" "hear.

The letter "I". It is always in the
midst of noise
Both of them are in the middle of
the "day".
Because it is in the middle of
"fun".
Alphabet = (26 letters)
Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need
"U".
The letter "g".
A piano.

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Who earns money driving their

customers away?
Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

A taxi driver.
Yes, because the Empire State
Building can't jump!