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Trouble-Valley - Livro Ingles
VALLEY
BY CODY
KNOX
Chapters:
TROUBLE
VALLEY
The wallpaper began peeling off the wall and the hallway
shook so violently Matt had to hold onto a light handle just so
he wouldnt fly out the train.
A window broke; torrents of rain poured in as thunder and
lightning boomed away in the distance, and light specks of
water flickered over Matts face as he tripped and scraped his
knee.
He stood up again, panting loudly. Suddenly the door next to
him began pounding fiercely, as a loud voice screeched
OPEN THIS DOOR!! OPEN IT!!!!
Then, shadow-wolves ran down the hall and tore his clothes to
shreds, and then as he rose up again, he narrowly avoided
being struck by the flaming arrows that flew past.
And thats when things got really bad.
The hallway convulsed violently, and the train shook like a
snake, the room twisting and turning in impossible ways like
some mad M. C. Escher landscape.
And then
Matt squinted his eyes. It was hard to tell from this distance,
but he was pretty sure he could make out a Church, an Inn,
and a Schoolhouse.
He could also make out a few houses; most of them seemed
to be made of grey stone with thatched brown roofing.
There was also a scattering of farms here and there.
Some of them had Sheep in them, some of them had cows in
them, and some of them had no animals in them but instead
had many delicious-looking fruit trees in them.
He also passed by the remains of a burnt-down barn; all that
remained of it was a cobblestone wall. Some graffiti artist had
written the bible verse Revelation 7.14 across it, which
seemed to feel vaguely ominous to Matt, but he quickly forgot
this as the train steamed on valiantly.
The train huffed and puffed across several small villages, and
Matt saw the Pitiful Peak Prison, the dreary gorges of
Pancake Ridge, and the swampy, deserted remains of what
was once the small village of Happyville.
None of these sights interested Matt though; in fact he did not
so much as say a word until finally the train pulled up into
Trouble Valley Station. From his seat, he looked around and
could see that he was in the dead centre of town.
Looking out the left side of the train, he could get a closer look
at the village Church, which had a sign printed nearby reading
DELACROIX CHURCH, and the small park nearby.
Looking out the right side, he could see the Inn, a General
Store, and the schoolhouse, which was painted a shining
bright red. The Inn had a medieval sign out the front reading
THE WOLF DOWN INN
Looking out both sides, he could see quite clearly that all 25
villagers had gathered to this very spot to give Matt a
traditional Trouble Valley welcome.
Matt did not very much care for welcomes of any sort; he just
wanted to get this over with as quickly as possible.
So, he stood up out of his seat, packed his bags and headed
for the front door of the Train.
The Train Conductor gave Matt a cheesy smile as he held his
hand on the door.
Wowee, you must be the luckiest kid in the world to be
receiving a welcome like this!! The Train Conductor said.
Matt glared daggers at the Train Conductor and replied, Yeah
right!
Oh, dont sound so glum! Im sure things will only be looking
up from here on out! The Train Conductor said.
Matt replied, As if! I can say with absolute certainty that
nothing exciting is going to happen to me in Trouble Valley,
and then he stepped out of the train.
There was Goldie, the sports-loving girl, and there was Tipene
Tirikatene, the nice, hard-working farmer boy and son of Tane.
There was the elderly Lucy Lawrence, there was the cheeky
little boy Timmy, and many more besides.
All these villagers were pleased as punch to accept Matt to
Trouble Valley, making him become Villager Number TwentySix.
Then, he was approached by the Indian boy who had begun
screaming before. He introduced himself as Sunil and told
Matt that his present was a movie, and Sunil dragged Matt into
a dark room and started the projector.
This is the history the man doesnt want us to know about,
Sunil explained.
And with that, the film started and distorted music began to
play.
Random numbers and words in white text began to appear.
27! 1355! 1863! Turin! 1874! Fnord! 23! 26! Crop Circles! 32!
6526! Nostradamus! Mark 1.14! Dogwit! Revelation 7.14!
Four! 4444! 27! 5-55-555!
I can tell that youre blue, said Blake the blue-skinned boy,
And I can also tell you that you dont have to be. The one
thing that not many people realise is that we are entirely
responsible for everything that happens to us. Troubles dont
just happen; we make them happen by having low selfesteem; for example, maybe you have a date on tonight and
youre feeling a bit anxious.
Then, a Lion jumps out and eats your girlfriend.
You see, that never would have happened if youd just had
more confidence in yourself!
The secret to being happy is to remember that everything
wrong in the world is entirely your fault, Blake said.
Matt knew full well that his self-esteem did not change the way
the world turned, and to illustrate this, he picked up an apple
from the crate hed been lugging about, and tossed it at a
nearby wall.
Oh look, Matt said, I think the apple had low self-esteem,
Listen, you just need to come to my friends self-esteem
workshop, were holding it over at the Impenetrable Cavern,
Blake began, but Matt had already walked off.
Blake chuckled to himself, thinking back to several hours ago,
when he had been given his marching orders by the brilliantly
fiendish Queen Oizys.
There he was, in the Impenetrable Cavern.
Ha! When they see what Im capable of, it wont be The Devil
they fear! Queen Oizys said, and the two aliens cackled most
evilly, their laughter bouncing off the walls of the Impenetrable
Cavern.
Chapter 02 - Exodus
Matt was depressed. So, he decided to go to the Wolf Down
Inn for a drink.
Nothing alcoholic, of course. Matt was far too young for that,
although he was sure this didnt stop anyone else.
Matt lived his life under the assumption that every guy over 12
(besides himself, of course) was out every night drinking,
partying and getting silly teenage girls pregnant all night every
night.
Matt was simply going to make use of the half-price lemonade
tickets hed been given by the Innkeepers.
The Wolf Down Inn was a large brick building, painted beige.
The front door was tall, metal slated bars against the brick,
and 100 metres behind that was an ornate door.
Matt proceeded to enter this door and came into what seemed
to be quite a popular place. There were folks from out of town
playing poker, and Goldie, Luke and Libby were eating an
enormous chocolate cake.
Matt came to the bartender, though he looked too young to be
a bartender.
Arent you a bit young to be a bartender? Matt asked.
This is gonna be fun! Just the five of us, having a nice dinner
out by the stars Jack said.
According to the map, we should be quite close to the
asteroid, but I dont see a crater, said Andrew.
Is it that big crater over there? Matt asked, pointing to that
big crater over there.
Yeah, thatd be it. Come on guys, lets go have a look,
Andrew said.
But what they saw over the horizon was not any asteroid, but
what looked like some kind of space-ship that had been torn to
smithereens.
There was a sudden crash like breaking glass, and then out of
the smoking ruins came a shadowy figure that shocked the
children and would change their lives forever.
It was a strange, short purple-skinned creature with a large
head, and eyes like a lizard.
Who are you? the alien creature asked.
We were about to ask you the same question, Andrew said.
What, you really believe you can pull all five of us? Matt said,
pointing to his compatriots.
Yeah, no worries mate! I had my weet-bix this morning! Jack
said.
And so, Jack tied the rope around himself, as Andrew, Monica,
Julia, Matt and Eve hopped inside the horse carriage. It was,
as Jack had said, a bit moldy, dusty and coated in cobwebs,
but still quite sturdy, so they relaxed as Jack proceeded to run
forth like a work-horse as fast as he could, and they rode off
into the horizon.
Meanwhile, at the Impenetrable Cavern, Blake stood in front of
the entrance. It was an enormous wooden door, with strange
symbols carved across it.
Blake looked over at the crowd. There must have been at
least 20 villagers there.
People, your troubles are solved! Step right in and watch your
lives change forever!
The villagers did as they were told, and walked deep into the
cavern, deep into the very centre.
The cavern was dimly lit; the walls were jagged and rocky.
Suddenly, gas shot out of the lights that were hanging from the
walls and hit the villagers at full blast. The villagers fainted to
the ground.
So the best plan is to sneak in and free all the villagers before
Queen Oizys even notices theyre missing, Andrew said.
Right, then when Queen Oizys does realize whats going on,
you can let me take care of her, Eve said ominously.
Suddenly, the horse carriage went out of control!
Andrew stuck his head out the window.
Jack! Whats going on out there? Andrew asked.
Were falling! Were faaaaalling!!! Jack screamed as the
carriage fell apart, leaving them all flying in mid-air.
Without warning, Eve teleported as fast as a flash and
reappeared at the bottom of the ditch, then she conjured up a
cushy barrier, so that when the kids were meant to hit the
ground, they hit the psychic barrier and so did not die.
However, they were still stuck at the bottom of the ditch.
WHAT THE?!?!? You can teleport?!!? You freaky little alien
girl, if you can teleport, why didnt you just take us to the
Impenetrable Cavern in like 2 seconds? Matt asked angrily.
Please, calm down, its not that simple. Yes, my Race of
people has special powers that you humans do not, but all
power comes at a price.
My powers drain my very life force, and if I use up all of my life
force, I will die. Thats why I didnt just teleport us all to the
Impenetrable Cavern, Eve explained.
Matt felt the paper-clip in his pocket and pulled it out. Then, he
had an incredible inspiration. Newly inspired, Matt pulled out
the paper clip and used it to open the lock. It worked, and the
children and Eve were now free. They ran out of the jail cell
quickly and saw rows of pods; it was all the villagers stuck in
gelatinous green pods.
Grab as many of them as you can! Instructed Eve, then take
them outside, the moonlight will wake them up, and they wont
remember any of this!
Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt did as they were told
and grabbed all the villagers, and then dragged them all
outside the front doors of the cavern.
We should go back in and see if theres anyone we missed,
Monica said.
Yes, we should, Andrew agreed, and they ran back inside.
There was someone they missed, but not a villager. It was
Queen Oizys, and she was furiously fuming.
WRETCHED, WORTHLESS PUNY EARTHLING
SCUMBAGS! YOU RUINED MY PLANS! WHY COULD YOU
NOT JUST GIVE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? Queen Oizys
screamed at the top of her lungs.
Ill tell you why, Queen Oizys! We may be just a bunch of
puny earthlings, but we have more strength than you will ever
comprehend! Matt said proudly.
STOP TALKING, YOU WHINY LITTLE BRAT! Queen Oizys
screamed, and then she whipped out her laser gun.
Julia then went off to the Wolf Down Inn, where, oddly enough,
she ran into Matt.
One pink lemonade, barkeep, Matt asked the Barmaid.
Ill have the lemon-lime milkshake swirl, Said Julia.
Matt thought to himself that this dame would be Trouble with a
capital T.
Word on the street is youre on the Polinski Case, Said Julia.
Yes, thats right, Matt said.
I imagine being a private investigator must be a dangerous
line of work, Julia said.
Maybe I like danger, Matt said with a smile.
So what have you discovered about the case so far? Julia
asked.
That this was not the work of some brute; many valuables
were stolen but not so much as a single matchstick was put
out of place, Matt said.
My, this thief sounds like very much the gentleman, Julia
commented, I dont think a tramp like you could track down
someone like that.
And who do you think could track down a gentleman like
that? Matt asked.
Its the same hat as The Fedora wears! Why are you wearing
a fedora if youre not The Fedora, huh??? HUH????? Morley
said.
But I couldnt have stolen from Mrs. McLocherty! I cant even
see well enough to steal a set of tweezers! Luke protested.
SHUTUP, CREEP! Byron said, You think you can get away
with stealing other peoples property??? Youre just a no-good,
low-life loser!
If youre not The Fedora, then why dont you just take the hat
off?? Morley demanded.
But I need it on hot days like this; it protects my sensitive skin
from sunburns! Luke said.
TAKE OFF THE HAT! Byron angrily yelled.
So, Luke took off the Fedora, laid it on the ground and was
instantly sunburnt to a crispy red.
Well, I guess he cant be the Fedora, then, Byron said,
relieved.
Hey, what about that kid?? Sheila said, pointing to Sunil,
Hes wearing a hat too!
What?? Sunil exclaimed angrily, This is my Good-Luck
Bucket Hat! It protects my thoughts from being detected by the
evil Fnord-Bilderger-Ostrich-Reptilian alien scumbags that live
in the centre of the earth!
Im sorry, youre right, youve been very nice to me! What can
I do to make things better? Julia asked.
The Fedora smiled and licked his lips.
I know theres a most lovely couch in the Mayors Trophy
Room, and I think I have a very fun thing we could do
involving you, I, and that couch, The Fedora said seductively.
Well, youll need the code to get into my Dads Poker Trophy
Room, Julia said.
And what is the code? The Fedora asked.
Well, my Dads a religious man; his favorite bible verse is
Revelation 7.14. So the code for the door is 7-1-4, Julia said.
Great, why dont you go and relax with a shower and Ill set
things up in the trophy room, The Fedora said.
And so Julia went upstairs to her room, had a long, luxuriant
shower and then got dressed into her fanciest, most romantic
clothes.
She then hurried down the stairs and to her Fathers Trophy
Room.
To her surprise, the door was wide open, and all the trophies
were missing! The window had also been opened, and as
Julia ran off to look out the window, to see The Fedora running
down the street, carrying a heavy sack.
Also, she was told that pages 1-19 must be answered with
green pen, the pages from 20-59 in red pen, and the pages
from 60-92 in black pen, and that page 93 must be answered
in hieroglyphics in any color pen she chose.
She also had to answer completely random trivia questions,
such as these:
In what year did Alfred the Great die? _________________
What was the name of Francis Bacons Mother?
_________________
Where were the Grimm Brothers born? _________________
Who wrote The Sorrows of Young Werther?
_________________
In what year did Martin Luther write his 95 theses?
___________
But eventually she managed to fill in all the right forms, signing
here, there, here and over there but not here, over here but
not there, there but not over here, here but not over there,
there but not over there, here but not over here, initials here,
and write down a few verses from a classic French poem
along the margins there.
No, not there. There. Write the verses in English, please.
Her favorite French poem was Aucassin and Nicolette, which
her mother had read to her when she was a child.
This time every bottle was knocked down every bottle, that
is, except for one.
If Tipene knew any swear words, and was not so polite, he
would have cursed under his breath.
But he did not; so instead he silently gritted his teeth as the
Man went up to the prize box, past the brand-new set of golf
clubs, and grabbed a tatty-looking old teddy-bear.
Tipene was far too old for teddy-bears, but far too nice and
mature to turn down his prize and throw a tantrum on how
much he deserved those golf clubs.
So he graciously accepted the raggedy old teddy bear.
The sky had changed from its usual light-blue color and was
now covered with a thick grey blanket of cloudy clouds. It
started to rain lightly.
And so, with nothing left to do in the village, Tipene hurried
back home to his house, absent-mindedly carrying the old
teddy bear behind him.
As he entered the lounge, he saw his younger brother,
Wiremu, lying on the couch reading comic books.
Hey Wiremu, want a teddy-bear? Tipene asked.
Ewww no! Those are for BABIES! Wiremu exclaimed, and
then turned back to his comic book.
many words was that? What, only twenty-two words, including this sentence? But I
feel like I wrote a thousand!
Andrew thought he could sit down and, with the quietness and
peacefulness, could concentrate on great ideas and plans for
future outings. After all, there were probably a million
wonderful places just like this place they had found, only
completely different.
Julia had never before felt so free, out here in the open and
gorgeous forest. Most days she spent her time cramped up in
her Mansion, bored out of her mind, wishing to be taken away
on some incredible exciting and overall daring adventure.
And this place was perfect; she felt she could find so many
wonderful places to explore, so many rocks to over-turn, so
many things just begging to be discovered by her.
Although Matt would never admit it to his friends, he too found
himself quite taken aback by the view. He loved every bit of it;
it was like he could feel his stresses, his terrors, his
nightmares melting away and replaced by a feeling of calm
and inner peace. Matt was so very happy to find somewhere
he could just lie back and do absolutely nothing. No
responsibilities, no worries, no troubles.
In truth, these five kids had already had more than their fill of
troubles. Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt were, more or
less, normal kids who lived in what was, more or less, a
normal village, but the lives they lived had been so far
anything but normal.
Yeah, I know, its wrong, but what can we do? Were just a
bunch of kids, Matt said.
Weve been able to stop aliens and monsters with no
problem, Monica pointed out.
Yeah, but this is Big Business. You cant fight City Hall, Matt
retorted.
Maybe theyd listen to us if we just told them how special and
pretty Nevermore Forest is, and then they wouldnt tear it
down! Monica said optimistically.
Yeah, good luck with that, Matt said and rolled his eyes.
I think Monica may have a point; we just need to get these
guys to see things our way! Andrew said.
Andrews right, Im sure we can get them to see reason! Jack
said joyously.
These guys are corporate fat-cats; they only care about
building their ugly office complexes, they dont care about
aesthetics, Matt complained.
What does my asthma have to do with anything? Julia
asked.
I said aesthetics, not asthmatics, Matt said.
I know! I just wanted to make a joke! Julia said.
And so Matt went up, up, up the elevators to meet the Fat
Cats of the Fat Cat Corporation on Floor 3 of The Wolf and
The Craftsman Inn. Currently, the three of them were enjoying
a spa bath of money.
Ahem, excuse me, Gentlemen? My name is Matt; I am a
citizen of Trouble Valley.
I understand that you intend to tear down Nevermore Forest
so you can build your Office Blocks there, Matt said.
Yes indeed, because it will bring us oceans upon oceans of
money! Said the first Fat-Cat.
Sweet, delicious money! Said the third Fat-Cat.
Yes, I understand, money is nice, Matt said, However the
Nevermore Forest holds important cultural significance to the
villagers of Trouble Valley, and they are against you chopping
down all the trees. And I am inclined to agree with them; I
think there are many fantastic locations out there that would
be a better place to build your office blocks,
The fat-cats stared blankly at him, then
Oh, I get it! Youre one of those crazy climate-change conartists, arent you??? The second fat-cat accused, pointed a
big, accusing, diamond-ring-encrusted finger at Matt,
Yeah, one of those shallow creeps who only care about
making money! The third fat-cat said, absent-mindedly
fiddling with the golden penchant hanging around his neck.
The
Brambelings
That was the most ridiculous thing Ive ever heard! Said the
fat-cat, Youre just making up scary stories so we wont tear
down your forest, and then youll steal our jobs and our wives!
Yeah, hes right, and furthermore, your story has several
logical errors that I, as a great intellectual and climate change
skeptic noticed!
First of all, if both Lucian and Wolfsbane died, where did the
story come from?
Who wrote that bible verse on the mirror, and why?
If it was an abandoned cabin, shouldnt the water have been
cut off by the council, or, if they were using a water tank that
hadnt been attended to for years, then the water shouldve
been dirty and in no fit state to drink, shouldnt it have been?
Why did the monster hide? Why didnt it just kill them both
from the start?
Why didnt Lucian scream when he was taken out the
window? Why wasnt he more concerned about the
photograph of the disembodied arm?
And why is it that in one part of the story its a disembodied
arm, and then its a full corpse?
The three fat-cats quickly ran out the door and headed off into
the depths of the Nevermore Forest.
Matt smiled to himself, and went off to get out of his ridiculous
get-up.
Three hours later, the three fat-cats emerged from the
Nevermore Forest, newly changed Men.
Golly, that piece of forest was just beautiful! one of them
said.
Theres no way we can tear down Nevermore Forest if it
means getting rid of that pretty place! another said.
Lets go build our offices some place else! the last one said,
and then the three fat-cats left Trouble Valley and never
returned.
Well, alls well that ends well, Andrew said.
Yeah, just dont expect me to do anything helpful for you guys
ever again; that was the most embarrassing thing Ive ever
done, Matt said.
Thank-you for saving the forest, Matt, Monica said. She gave
Matt a kiss on the cheek, then walked off.
Aww, are you blushing? Julia asked.
And Monica did so, delicately lifting the tape off and then
slowly sliding her hand around the crevices and then she
gently took the wrapping paper off so it didnt break. And then
she held it up for Julia to see.
Nice and tidy, and no messy bits to clean up. Isnt that nice?
Monica said.
Whatever, sweetheart. Come on; lets get onto the exciting
part! Julia exclaimed.
The present? Monica asked.
No, silly! I mean the bubble wrap! Julia said, as she pulled
out the bubble wrap. She popped the bubbles with great glee,
sometimes one by one; sometimes shed roll the wrap over
itself so multiple bubbles would pop at once. Sometimes she
even went so far as to chew on the bubble wrap, and she
could hear loads of popping noises inside her head. It was
great fun, at least for Julia.
Want to give it a try? Julia asked Monica.
Um, no thanks. Im good. Monica replied.
But, to Julias distraught, there was no more bubble wrap.
Aww no, theres no more bubble wrap, said Julia, thats a
shame; I thought thered be more of it. Isnt it such a shame
that good things seem to only last a short while whilst the bad
things seem to go on forever?
I dont know; having good things only last a short while makes
me appreciate them more, personally. But either way, dont
you think we ought to look at what your aunty sent you?
Monica asked.
Maybe. Or maybe we should let the mystery simmer. Maybe
we should build up the anticipation, you know? Things like this
dont happen every day, you know.
If you arent careful, when you grow old youll have little more
than memories like this one to sustain you, and then where
will you be? Julia asked.
I say we open the present, Monica said.
Okay, Julia agreed.
Julia and Monica reached into the depths of the package and
pulled out a dress.
And Julia wore that dress to the Harvest Dance and everyone
had a most fantastic time, even Matt.
Couldnt you have me pull you all along in the horse carriage
like last time? Jack asked.
Last time you did that, you nearly got us all killed by crashing
into a ditch. No offense. Said Andrew.
Oh come on, that was just the one time! Jack complained.
Im sorry, Jack, but I think its best if you stay here. Now we
really have to go, guys. Andrew said, as Matt and Monica
prepared to grab their packs.
Well, alright, I suppose. Jack said, as Andrew, Matt and
Monica grabbed their bags and began to leave.
So long! Andrew shouted back behind him as they walked
away from the Kingston Mansion, leaving Jack and Julia to
their own devices.
Of course, Andrew, Matt and Monica didnt go to the forest
straight away. First, they took a detour at The Wolf Down Inn,
for drinks.
The three of them walked into the tall building and Andrew
ordered them all fresh, tall frosty glasses of lemonade, with
extra froth. Each of the glasses had a slice of lemon and a
paper umbrella sticking out on top of the ice cubes.
Matt licked his lips as the bartender poured the refreshing
beverages into the drinking receptacles, and then handed a
glass to each of them. Matt noticed that all the paper
umbrellas were pink.
And with that, Andrew, Matt and Monica walked off into the
horizon. Little Timmy watched them walk away, thinking to
himself how he could get his hands on some more lemonade.
Meanwhile, back at the Kingston Mansion, Jack and Julia tried
to think of ways to whittle away the time.
They had already cleaned up Jacks big mess hed made in
the kitchen, it taking up very little time at all, and now they
were lying about on the couch doing nothing.
Julia watched the Grandfather Clock pendulum going back
and forth rhythmically, as the sounds of birds chirping and
dogs barking played outside as they always did.
She tapped her fingers on the end-table. She fiddled her
thumbs. She even hummed the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Finally she decided shed had enough and chose to announce
it to the world.
Ugh, Im so bored, Julia said, How long have they been
gone, Jack?
About ten minutes, I think Jack replied.
Great. What are we supposed to do now? Julia wondered.
Maybe we could invent a new word, like Zeekbort! Or
Dogwit! Jack said.
I like the sound of Dogwit. What does it mean? Julia asked.
Well Im sorry, Andrew, I just find all this trekking through the
forest to be awfully boring! Matt said.
Youre welcome to head back to hang out with Jack and Julia
back at the village. Andrew said.
No way, thats boring too. Said Matt, carelessly tearing a tree
branch off and tossing it aside.
So everything in the world is boring then, is it, Matt? Andrew
asked.
Pretty much, yeah. Said Matt.
I can hardly wait to get another taste of the precious Abel
Berry. Its such a beautiful plant. One day, when Im rescued,
Ill take you to my home planet of Hesea and show you
gardens of Abel Berries stretching out as far as the eye can
see. They look like bright red rubies, shining brightly across
their long and elegant vines, such beauty. Eve said.
Monica suddenly gave a squeal.
Is something wrong? Matt asked.
I thought I heard a noise, like a wolf howling Monica said.
Nonsense, there arent any wolves around here.5 Andrew
said, but as soon as the words were out of his mouth, they all
heard very loud howls coming in from the distance. They
sounded just like a wolves howl.
5 This is true.
There she found Chester the Pony with a sack over his head.
Theyd also poured over his water trough all over the stable.
You jerks! Monica yelled down the street. Ill get you for
this!
The three classmates turned around, now far from the stable
and shook their heads.
Can you believe her? Sam said.
She cares more about some dumb pony than she cares
about people! Suzie said, and then the three of them had a
hearty laugh as they went back to their respective homes.
Hmph, Monica muttered to herself, Why would I want to be
friends with people? People are cruel and unfair.
Chester the Pony whinnied in response.
Monica then went back to her bed and slept until the crack of
dawn. She walked to School and was pleased by Diana
Barretts announcement.
Remember, class, tomorrow we will be going on a field trip
through the forest to learn more about the natural world. Miss
Barrett announced.
This cheered Monica up, even as Suzie and Lian lobbed spitballs at the back of her head.
At least I have the field trip tomorrow to look forward to. She
said. She crossed her arms.
Plants and animals are my real friends. I dont even want
human friends. I dont want Monica trailed off, and then she
found herself falling to her knees, crying softly on the cold
wooden floor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Present~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Be careful around this area, you guys! Monica said. You
could trigger a land-slide if youre too loud!
The four of them were currently walking carefully along a cliff
edge.
What was that? Matt asked, I cant hear you!
A LAND-SLIDE! Monica shouted.
WHAT? Matt shouted.
Knock it off, Matt. We know youre doing it on purpose
Andrew said.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ANDREW? Matt shouted.
Andrew then proceeded to stuff a sock in Matts mouth.
Put a sock in it. Andrew said.
Matt spat out the smelly old gym sock.
I sure wish you had some of those Abel Berries on you right
now, Eve, and then you could just teleport us all to the
Impenetrable Cavern! Matt said through several deep gasps.
Nonsense, Andrew said, this is good exercise!
You obviously need it! Matt said with a wry smile.
Was that a crack about my weight? Andrew asked.
I refuse to answer that question for fear of incriminating
myself! Matt replied, his smile growing wider.
Oh, brother Andrew said, rolling his eyes and sighing.
Speaking of your brother, I wish he was here right now. He
could provide some much-needed comic relief! Matt
complained.
I think youre doing a perfectly bang-up job of it yourself!
Andrew said sarcastically.
Great, the big fat guy thinks Im good at comedy. Matt said.
Andrews expression suddenly turned serious as he looked up
at the sky and back at his map.
Hm, it looks like its getting darker sooner than I thought it
would. We may need to settle down and make a campfire.
Andrew said. Matt nodded.
She walked into the cavern and found it quite barren, aside
from some bits of scrap metal lying on the ground. But then,
she noticed in the centre of this particular room of the cavern,
there was a single solitary vine, and on the end of it was one
single solitary Abel Berry; although at the time she didnt know
it was an Abel Berry; and it shined most beautifully and
brightly.
Monica approached this delicate flower slowly, in wonder and
awe. She went up close to the berry, getting down on her
hands and knees. The berry bled a drop on Monicas knee.
The bruise healed almost instantly. Monica was amazed at the
berrys powers.
Then, delicately, she picked up the plant and snuck it into her
pocket.
Now more confident, she rose up and proceeded to head back
to the others.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Barrett was back with all the other students
at the front of the Nevermore Forest.
Has anyone seen Monica? Mrs. Barrett asked her class.
Oh, she probably just got stuck in a ditch. I say we leave her
there! Suzie said carelessly. Sam and Lian laughed at the
thought of Monica being left in the middle of the forest all
alone with no food or shelter.
But then, much to the disappointment of Suzie, Sam, and
Lian, out of the bushes came Monica.
And so, most trustingly, she took Suzie, Lian and Sam to her
glasshouse and showed them all the great, glowing abel
berries she had grown.
Its the most beautiful living thing Ive ever seen, Monica said
which made Suzie frown, though Monica didnt see this.
Well, thanks for showing us this! Youre sure to be a shoe-in
to win tomorrows Harvest Fair! Suzie said and her friends
and she began to leave.
But I havent told you the best part yet, Monica began, but
they were already gone.
Hm. Well, I guess Id better go and get a good nights sleep
for tomorrows big day! Monica said, and then went to bed.
Monica lay down in her bed, which, while still quite rough, felt
much comfier than it had felt for ages.
She slept for a while.
Monica suddenly woke up with a jolt! Outside, she could see
that the Greenhouse was on fire. Suzie, Lian and Sam were
hurling petrol bombs at the greenhouse, as Suzie bashed up
the Abel Berries with a Baseball Bat.
Stop! What are you doing??!?! Monica cried as she ran out
to them.
Ive never seen you so worked up before! Sam said.
Hes right; you dont care about other people at all, do you?
You just care about your stupid plants! Suzie said.
Yes, that is right, you must now leave and never return,
Suzie said.
I promise we never will, Eve said.
And so, using the strength of the newly-found Abel Berries,
Eve proceeded to teleport herself and her friends back to the
village of Trouble Valley.
Andrew, Monica, Matt and Eve then proceeded to hurry over
to the Kingston Mansion. It must have been at least midnight
by their estimate.
Jack and Julia had prepared for them all a fine feast of
chocolate desserts, and they enjoyed their meal as Matt went
outside to look up at the stars.
Tonight the stars had formed a pattern, reading REVELATION
7.14. This confused Matt.
Meanwhile, Eve walked away to a private spot, and activated
the Distress Beacon. The signal was launched into the deep
recesses of Outer Space.
And the Happy Horsies all lived happily ever after! The End!
Awww, what a nice story! Well, time for me to go to sleep!
Monica said to herself, then she blew out her bedside candle
and lay down her head on the pillow and began to drift off to
sleep.
She felt the cool press of the feather pillow as she lay down
and drew the covers up to her chin, her ginger hair resting
over the side of the bed. She gave a cute yawn and closed her
eyes, hoping she could fall asleep and spend all night long
playing with all the fun horsies she had read about in her
story-book. Surely, any minute now, she would find herself in a
dream without realizing she was in a dream; she had always
been a bit bothered by the fact that she could never remember
the very start of a dream, could not remember the exact
moment she actually fell asleep, but tonight this did not worry
her, tonight she was content.
She heard a funny noise from behind her. She was concerned
for a moment, but then told herself it was probably only the
wind, and proceeded to lie down on her bed again, took a few
deep breaths and enjoyed the pleasant softness of the bed
underneath her.
But then there was that strange sound again. It grew louder
and louder and louder. Monica opened one of her eyes just a
crack and saw there a giant purple tentacle reaching towards
her.
Monica began screaming. Her father, Byron Polinski, quickly
rushed in and turned on the light.
That frightened her much more than anything she could think
of that might be waiting under the bed to destroy her, so
Monica left the Kitchen, went back down the hallway and
returned to her bedroom door, completely undefended. Robby
was still sitting by the door as Monica grasped open the
creaky bedroom door.
You stay here, Robby, Monica said to the cat, Call for help if
Im gone for more than an hour!
Meow, Robby meowed.
Monica walked into her bedroom, shivering, partly because of
the cold breeze but mostly because she was afraid of what,
exactly, she was going to find in there.
Monica then got down on her knees, moved aside the blanket
coverings, and then she bent down, took a deep breath, and
slowly crawled under the bed.
Monica soon realized she was now in an endless dark abyss.
She stood up and looked around. There seemed to be nothing
around, nothing but complete utter darkness everywhere.
Then she saw a small dot on the horizon. She ran towards it,
and as she got closer she saw it was a classical wooden
dining table. She walked up to it.
There didnt seem to be anything particularly strange about it;
it was just a classical wooden dining table here in the middle
of an endless black abyss.
And so, the reason you should trust me over other Salesmen
is because I own more things than you, Olorhleng said
knowledgeably.
The crowd then erupted in thunderous applause.
But first, we must partake in a feast! Olorhleng said, and the
aliens left as they began to head to the dining room.
Monica tried to get a word in edge-wise, but he was
surrounded by admirers.
Um, excuse me, Mr. Olorhleng? I was just wondering if I
could have a moment alone with you, Monica began, but was
interrupted by a loud pink alien.
No offense, love, but I dont think youre his type, The alien
said.
Huh? Monica wondered.
And now they were in the Dining Hall. Olorhleng stood atop
another podium at the front of the room and exclaimed, LET
THE FEASTINGS BEGIN!
Many strange dishes with many strange names were brought
to the table as many strange creatures came to eat this
strange food that Monica had never seen before.
She noticed one huge, giant blue creature that looked like a
whale. And there was an odd alien that looked like a miniature
version of a tall person, eating spaghetti.
She thought to herself, she must talk to Olorhleng! So, she got
up and walked to the podium.
Now look here, mister! Monica said in the best attempt of an
aggressive voice that she could muster, This is immoral,
unethical, and its not very nice either!
Olorhleng looked around the room, blushing.
People, please let me have a minute alone with my client!
Olorhleng said, and took Monica out of the room and into the
space corridor.
Young lady, that was awfully rude! Olorhleng said.
Im sorry, but you kidnapped my father! Monica said.
Clearly, youre not looking at this from a marketing
perspective, Olorhleng said.
I dont care; I just want my father back and for you to leave
my planet alone! Monica said.
Olorhleng began to speak.
Do you have any idea who youre talking to??
Do you see those shoes over there???
I dont even NEED shoes, but I can afford to buy them
because Im filthy, stinking rich! Those shoes cost more than
the crummy shack you call a home that your family lives in!
Who the Heck do you think you are? What have you ever
done? Just look at these riches that surround me; do you
suppose I got them from being honest, respectable and kind?
Where are your riches? What have you gained?
The answer is jack-squat. Youre nothing.
I could steal everything you own from you in a split-second, I
could destroy your world in an instant, and you really think you
have the right to challenge me?
I make enough money a year to buy out your whole galaxy,
while you till the land and seed the soil day after day after day
just so you have enough to get a loaf of bread!
Why should I listen to you? Youre a loser!
It doesnt matter that youve saved dying animals, or that your
family can feed the whole village; nobody would care if you
were a terrible, heartless, selfish jerk, so long as you have
WEALTH!
People respect me because I have wealth.
You have to work day in and day out just so you can afford to
have a roof over your head!
I, on the other hand, could easily build a palace the width of
your solar system! Im better than you!
Excuse me, fine sir, but I was wondering if I could just have a
few moments of your time, Monica began, but then Olorhleng
slammed the door.
NO! Olorhleng shouted, whilst simultaneously wondering
how the heck Monica had managed to get back in.
Then the phone rang, and Olorhleng picked it up.
Excuse me, fine sir, but I have an incredible offer for you!
Monica began.
Not interested! Olorhleng said, and hung up the phone.
Then, the TV turned itself on.
You there, fine sir! Have you ever considered considering the
consideration of considering to consider being more
considerate? Well my good friend, Im glad you asked,
because, Monica began to say on the TV, to which Olorhleng
angrily smashed his television into a million tiny pieces.
Then the phone rang again.
Are you ready to order now? Warning, stocks are limited!
Monica began, and Olorhleng smashed the phone against the
wall.
Then there was another knock at the door. Monica opened it.
Good day there, fine sir! I am willing, today only; to give you a
trial run of this amazing product I call kindness! Ill just need a
few personal details of yours then, Monica began, and
Olorhleng proceeded to attempt to slam the door on her.
But Monica put her foot in the road and pushed her head
through the door.
Did I mention it comes with a free subscription to, Monica
began, and then was shoved out by Olorhleng. Olorhleng
shoved tables and desks up against the door, despite
Monicas insistent knocks.
He then proceeded to blow up every electrical device in his
home, blocked every entrance, and boarded up his windows,
then went to cower in his bedroom
where he met Monica.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Screamed Olorhleng.
Hi! Said Monica.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
It was a nice day in Trouble Valley and some of the kids were
having a rugby game in the fields nearby the Schoolhouse.
There was Jack, there was Goldie and Libby, there was
Tipene and Luke.
The ball flew this way and that as Luke kicked it this way,
Tipene kicked it that way, and everyone was simply having a
most gay old time.
But then the unthinkable happened. Goldie went for a big, long
kick and the ball flew high, high into the air, higher than any
rugby ball the villagers of Trouble Valley had ever seen or
heard of, and off it went, flying higher and higher, traveling into
the distance. Then it fell down and, by the time it was about
twenty feet in the air, the kids gasped for they saw where it
was headed. The dreaded gulch.
Behind that bush was a massive drop, at least 200 feet down
in a completely vertical direction.
Nobody was brave enough to go anywhere near that cliff
edge, for they knew that one false move would mean almost
certain death.
Wow, thats one heck of a drop, Libby said.
Yeah, Goldie agreed.
I wonder how far down it goes, Luke wondered.
Probably right into the centre of the earth! Tipene said.
"And you didnt tell us any of this until just now?" Andrew
asked.
"You told us not to mention alien stuff in public," Monica
explained, "But anyway, Olorhleng didnt care about rescuing
Eve; he just cared about something he called The
Singularity. He said there was some kind of rival group that
was studying it. Oh! Oh, my, I just remembered something
else,"
"What is it?" Julia asked.
"He said that this rival group had done something weird with
Sunil Yohannans head. Some kind of monitoring station or
something, I dont know. But this group did all this because it
was interested in learning more about The Singularity,"
Monica said.
"He never said what, exactly, The Singularity was?" Andrew
asked.
"No," Monica admitted glumly.
"It may have something to do with the Impenetrable Cavern,
and that group of kids that were guarding the place," Matt
suggested.
"Indeed. But first, we need to figure out how to get this thing
out of Sunils head. Its obvious that this thing is whats making
Sunil act so crazy all the time!" Andrew said.
"Ok yeah, but not in the way hes saying! This guy is a nutter!
He thinks theres something diabolical behind everything!"
Matt exclaimed.
"Makes you wonder how hed behave if he didnt have that
thing inside his head," said Andrew.
"We could make him normal," Matt said with a grin.
"We should take out this satellite or whatever it is before he
harms either himself or others. Of course, Ill need to stay here
whilst you break into Sunils room," Eve said.
"Well, times a wastin; come on, guys." Andrew said, and led
them off to Sunils house.
And so they carefully broke into Sunils bedroom. They saw
some strange things.
They saw a star map highlighting the Sirius star; they saw the
words ATLANTIS printed above a picture of a dodgy London
street, the words LIATRIS printed above a picture of the
ocean. There were also many sci-fi comic books littering the
ground.
"There doesnt seem to be anything too off-kilter," Andrew
remarked.
"Hmm. I wonder what an alien control device would even look
like?" Monica wondered.
"Maybe its the hat," Matt said.
"But maybe its actually being used so the aliens can read
your thoughts!" Monica said.
"Oh, so now youre making fun of my beliefs, huh?" Sunil
picked up a comic book. "These stories give me solace, so
just go away!"
"But what if its not just stories, Sunil?
What if theres something out there thats a lot weirder and
cooler than all these things youve tricked yourself into
believing in? You could find those things, Sunil. Just take that
hat off, and we can show you incredible things.
We can show you a real, live alien; not just some made-up
story somebody thought up to make people feel better!" Julia
said.
"I havent taken this hat off for five years. Anything could
happen if I take it off.
If I start acting weird, I mean, weirder than usual, like it seems
like the Fnords taken over my mind, then you have to kill me,"
Sunil said gravely.
"Gladly," Matt said sardonically. Meanwhile, Jack was busy
hurtling off the edge of the cliff hoping against hopes that he
would survive his fall.
Jack did not pray, however, because in his personal opinion
and not necessarily anybody elses, it was quite selfish to pray,
to ask the powers that be that the rules of the universe be
temporarily twisted in ones own personal favor.
This was already quite strange enough, and if Jack were a boy
of less caliber, he would have by now been running off
screaming.
And then his gaze shifted northwards, and he came across
what must have been the strangest sight so far that Jack had
seen that day.
It was an enormous alien-looking laboratory, fallen apart and
in disrepair. Half of it had been reclaimed by the forest,
overgrown with weeds and branches.
This same half had been pushed up against the cliff and was
now on an angle. It creaked and made odd groaning sounds.
Jacks curiosity was piqued, and since he could see no way to
get home anyway, he thought to himself that he may as well
go exploring.
And so, Jack journeyed valiantly onwards towards this strange
alien laboratory. He entered through a crack in the western
quadrant. Instantly he found himself overwhelmed with the
smell of sulfur.
All around him, Jack could see highly-advanced technological
devices. Most of them were broken, leaking strange black
liquids that Jack nearly tripped over once or twice. Many of
them had buttons and small lights all over them, the likes of
which Jack had never seen ever before.
There were little red lights, little blue lights, and little green
lights, all broken up into little tiny pieces.
And so, Jack took a risk and threw caution to the wind, and
pushed the big red button.
BRRRREEEWWWWZZAAAAUUUURRRRRZZAAAAAAAAAB
UURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The monitor came to life, and Jack was momentarily
overcome by its bright, powerful white glare. After a few
seconds, he squinted his eyes open and saw something most
surprising.
It was two tall Reptilian creatures in lab coats, talking in plain
English. Jack sat down in the seat behind him and began to
listen.
the human subject 0-1-3 has grown restless since we have
installed the device,
This simple contraption makes it so that millions of
meaningless words, phrases, verses and images pass by in
the human subjects brain in an endless loop,
The film then showed off a short portion of these. Random
words buzzed across the screen. 13! 27! 26! TURN! SPOON!
DOGWIT! 5! 55! 555! Jack was overwhelmed and confused by
the flashing text. He thought he might very well have a
seizure. He began to feel faint. But then the screen cut back to
the two Reptilian Creatures in lab coats.
Jack was most surprised to hear the voice of Sunil, but very
thankful when around the corner came all his friends; Andrew,
Monica, Julia and Matt.
Later, they all rendezvoused outside the broken-down alien
laboratory and explained everything that had just happened.
Andrew, Monica, Julia and Matt had managed to convince
Sunil to take off his hat, returning him to normal. He no longer
made mad statements about alien conspiracies nor did he
engage in any crazy shenanigans. All was well once again.
I relate this story for a reason, that reason not being getting
the word count up higher; the reason I relate this story is so
you will understand why, the first thing Matt did when he ran
out the door was to say, What the heck is going on here?!?!?
He of course did not want an actual answer to the question,
because the answer was so immediately obvious; a whole
bunch of wild imps were currently creating mischief all over
Trouble Valley, stealing pies, breaking vases, and pulling
Lucys hair.
He said it for the sake of simply having something to say, but
he might as well have said simply AIIIIEEEE!!! and it would
have contained the same amount of useful information.
It was as clear as day as to what the heck was going on, and
Matt knew it perfectly well. But this did not stop him from
saying what he said and he just said it, so there.
Matt took a closer look at the imp. The imp was about 16
inches tall, had leathery red skin that shone like crystals, and
little black bat-like wings.
It had a long swirly tail that ended in an arrow. Its head had
two sharp horns protruding out of its head, the same shining
red as most of the little imp. It had beady black almondshaped eyes, and a big mouth with a snakey tongue that hung
limply from the Imps lips.
Shortly after they were joined by Matt, who looked like he had
been pelted with about fifty cream pies.
Eugh, yuck! What the heck are these little freaks?? Matt
asked, exasperated.
I dont know, but we need to stop them quickly! Andrew said.
That goes without saying, Andrew, but with what? Matt asked
through flecks of whipped cream.
Are you guys okay?? Monica asked the others as she came
running up, quickly joined by Julia, who had a big black
moustache drawn on her face.
I say we grab a big, fat giant mallet and smash the snot out of
all of them! Matt exclaimed angrily.
Matt, how could you even say such a thing?!? Monica asked,
outraged, These creatures dont understand what theyre
doing; they dont understand its wrong!
Dont worry, guys, Ive got a plan that will fix everything!
Andrew said confidently, Follow me!
And so, as the village proceeded to fall further into chaos,
Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt ran off and ran to the
back entrance of the Wolf Down Inn.
With a swift kick, Andrew knocked the wooden door off its
hinges, supposing that he could always go back and fix it once
the crisis was averted.
Julia and Matt sprang into action, each holding one end of the
volleyball net 2 feet away from Jack, and they quickly caught
all the Imps heading for him, then they wrapped the net
together, and then, Andrew and Monica opened the glass
casing as Julia and Matt poured the imps inside, and then
Andrew and Monica closed it, leaving the imps trapped in the
train set.
There. Now they can destroy the village without actually
destroying the village! Monica said, relieved.
You see, Matt? No matter what happens, if we all work
together, we can conquer any problem we face, without
resorting to violence! Andrew said confidently.
Suddenly, there was a great enveloping wind!
Andrews train set went flying and fell upside down on the
road, the glass casing shattering into a million tiny pieces, and
the imps quickly escaped their prison and went to wreak
havoc once more.
Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt looked up to see what
had happened.
Its a bird! Monica exclaimed.
Its a plane! Julia exclaimed.
No wait, its-- but then the figure in the sky answered them.
K-kill me, the imp begged as its teeth and one of its black
wings fell off.
Oh, you want some more, do you? Justice said with a laugh,
and threw the imp with supersonic speed at the train station,
blowing up the complex.
Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt watched in horror. They
felt this was maybe a bit excessive for a bunch of creatures
whose biggest crime was pelting people with cream pies.
Justice continued to beat up all the imps, destroying them with
bolts of lightning and with extreme force.
And thus, the day is saved, thanks to the almighty Justice!
Justice declared, and then disappeared in a flash of lightning.
But the kids looked around and could still see the village still
had imps all around, and it would surely only be a matter of
time until they gained their strength back.
We should talk to Eve about this, Monica said.
The others agreed, and followed her to behind the old stable,
where they quickly woke up Eve.
Eve, youve got to help us! Monica said.
Monica, I thought wed made it clear that I need my beauty
sleep, Eve said with a yawn.
Its an emergency, Monica said truthfully.
Justice then pulled from behind him the Terrifying and Terrible
Lord Ursa, an impotent teddy-bear, and ripped off his head
with no effort, showering the children with fluff.
See how easy that was? So why do you insist on finding
peaceful solutions to deal with these rotten creatures? Justice
asked, holding up an imp.
Why are you siding with monsters and villains? Do you enjoy
watching innocent people die, hm? Justice asked.
But these imps are innocents too! They dont know what
theyre doing! Monica said.
Justice his eyes and turned to Monica with a murderous glint
in his eyes, and Monica wished shed never spoken.
Oh COME ON, thats what criminals always say! oh, I had a
hard life, I have a disease, Im sick, how was I supposed to
know she was under 18? Its just so easy to say its never
your fault, isnt it, Monica? Justice said angrily.
You think that these imps deserve mercy? Then youre all just
as bad as them! You are all evil, murderous criminals! You
wouldnt dare show them mercy if you ever suffered serious
abuse, Monica! Justice declared.
Thats enough, leave her alone! Andrew said in the most
commanding voice he could manage.
Oh, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, who do you think you are to tell
me what to do? Do you have any idea of how much power I
wield? I could cut this planet in half before you have time to
blink, Justice asked.
You may be powerful, but that doesn't mean anything! We
dont need you; violence never solves anything! Andrew said.
Justice howled with laughter. Oh, really? Do you all honestly
believe that? Justice asked.
The others nodded.
Well, I always love to give people a choice, so heres the
deal, Justice began, and the imp in his hand came back to life
and flew off to create more mischief.
The imps are currently destroying your precious village right
now. You have the choice to try to stop them in the next 30
minutes, and if you do, I promise to leave the Universe forever
and never bother you again,
And if we dont? Matt asked.
If you dont, your friend here dies, Justice said, pointing to
Eve, and you will become my eternal slaves,
But heres the catch; you are not allowed to do anything even
remotely destructive, violent or illegal to achieve this, or you
lose automatically!
So play nice! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!!
Tane and Moana ran into the house, and locked the door
behind them. Tipene rose up off his chair, as he had been
sleeping.
This might be all our fault. We shouldnt have let those three
children guard the cavern, Tane said.
They had been guarding it for years. Something must have
happened, like Eve warned us about. But we have a way to
defend ourselves! Moana said, opening the door to the
basement.
Mum! Dad! Whats happening? Tipene asked, looking out at
the window. The sky was tainted dark-red with black clouds.
He could see the figure of Justice standing above the
mountaintops. Now he was 50 feet tall.
This village shall serve as my throne, as we spread truth and
justice across the universe! Justice announced, and out of the
ruins of Trouble Valley he rose a great, giant pillar, and on the
top was his throne, which he proceeded to sit down upon.
Just protect Wiremu! Tane said, and Tane and Moana ran
down to the basement. It was full of Abel Berries, which they
quickly ate.
Just then, Justice appeared in front of them.
You monster! Youve destroyed innocent people! Moana
said.
They walked down and down and down and down and down
and down and down and down and down, then, just when Eve
thought she was going to pass out, they walked down still.
Then they walked down some more and they walked and
walked. Then finally, they reached the bottom.
This place was different, Eve knew that much. This structure
was much older than the Heseans.
The Heseans had discovered this place many moons ago, and
when they learnt of its power, they had used it to trap what
they called The Beast, and now they protected it generation
after generation after generation.
Using his mental energy, Khepri opened the 50-foot gates
before them.
And then they saw it.
A great, swirling black void, sucking in the dim light around it
slowly. It spun like a pinwheel.
What is it? Eve asked.
Khepri answered Eve as they began to walk back up the
stairs.
But before she could pull the trigger, the door behind her
creaked open, and she could vaguely make out the face of a
young boy with curly blonde hair standing in the doorway.
Hi, the boy said, Are you ok?
Matt walked down the hallway and came across two toughlooking men, both with big muscles and white t-shirts.
"And where are you going, little boy?" one of them asked.
"Please excuse me," Matt said.
"I don't think you heard me right, I said, where are you going?"
the man asked, and kicked Matt hard in the chest.
Matt dropped the pennies he was holding in his hand.
"Where'd you get that money, jew-boy? Probably stole it from
some hard-working Christian family!" The man said.
"Let's teach this little punk a lesson!" The other man said.
And then the Men kicked Matt to the ground.
He crawled into a fetal position as they kicked his head, his
face, his chest, his back, his arms and his legs. He didn't even
try to fight back; he just lay there and cried silently as they
kicked him over and over again.
Then, the two men picked up some nearby Bibles on the end
table nearby, and they both bashed Matt over the head with
them.
When Matt finally managed to open up his eyes, he saw the
two men were gone, and so were his pennies.
Matt cried and looked into the nearby mirror. His body was
covered in bruises. He had two black eyes, and his nose was
bleeding. He was also pretty sure he had chipped a tooth.
Matt rose up unsteadily and wiped the tears away with his
sleeve.
Matt walked over to the gumball machine, and began to cry
once more.
"It's so unfair... I worked so hard to get that money, and those
jerks just take it away... why is this happening to me?" Matt
asked the empty space. He stopped.
He heard a sound in the nearby room, the hotel room labeled
Revelation 7.14.
It was a girl crying. Matt cracked open the door. Matt opened
his big mouth and spoke. "Hi. Are you ok?"
...
"Don't come any closer!" Eve said to the blonde boy,
"I don't want you to see me, like this..."
Eve lowered the gun to the floor.
"I don't want anyone to see me like this," Matt said truthfully.
"Leave me alone. Go away," Eve said.
The door shut behind Matt. He tried to pull the door open but it
was bolted shut. They were now trapped together in the pitch
black darkness.
He looked over to Eve.
"Do you need a friend?" Matt asked.
"What?" Eve asked.
"Because I think I do... everyone here seems to hate me, and I
don't know why," Matt said glumly.
"people are jerks," Eve said.
"You got that right, hun," Matt said, "I can't even walk down the
hallway without getting my face kicked in. All I wanted was to
go the gumball machine outside and get a gumball, but these
two guys jumped out and beat me up! Now I have no money,
and so I don't have a gumball. My life sucks," Matt said.
"Now, your life can't suck as much as mine. I just lost my
home. I have no parents," Eve said.
"You sound lucky! I wish I didn't have any parents, they're
always bossing me around!" Matt said.
"Yeah, my Father was the same with me, always telling me
what to do. At least, when he was alive," Eve said.
"Did he ever tell you not to go out on your own? Because
something bad might happen to you?" Matt asked.
Eve smiled and hugged Matt. They spent the rest of the day
talking about all sorts of things, such as sports, the weather,
what they wanted in life, their favorite foods and drinks, and
their favorite hats.
"I wonder what my folks would say if they saw you," Matt said
with a laugh. Matt rustled about in his pocket.
"Here, this is a photo of them!" Matt said. He handed a sepiatoned photograph to Eve.
Eve looked at the image closely. There was no mistaking the
image. These faces were the faces of Abraham and Naomi
Harris, the ones who had killed her father. The ones she had
sworn revenge upon. She finally had the chance to avenge
her dead Father.
"Are you ok?" Matt said.
"Yes, of course. I, er, I think you should go," Eve said. Eve
retired to her room, inviting Matt to let himself out.
He spotted the gun on the floor. He picked it up and left.
Matt woke up screaming. He looked around. His parents did
not come to see him.
"Mum? Dad?" Matt whimpered, and ran into the hallway, then
he ran and shoved open the door to Room 7-14, just in time to
see his parents fall apart like dolls. The pieces of their bodies
lay on the ground, and in front of them was Eve. Eve looked
back at Matt sadly.
----------------------------PRESENT-------------------------Trouble Valley was in ruins. The old Wolf Down Inn was
nothing but a pile of smoldering rubble. There would be no
more milkshakes served in this inn, no more lemonades, no
more tourists coming by for a rest. No more happy birthday
parties would be held here, for the Inn was gone.
The Delacroix Church had been destroyed as well. It too was
a pile of rubble. The stained glass windows shone no more.
People would not sit in the pews and worship any deity.
The Schoolroom had fallen apart and was now nothing more
than a pile of red wood.
The orchards had all been burnt to the ground. All the
livestock had either been killed or run off into the Nevermore
Forest. Most of the villagers of Trouble Valley were either dead
or hiding in the remains of their homes, cowering in fear.
Demons stomped this way and that, looking for anything living
to crush. All the ground was black, smoking soot. The sky was
a dark red.
Justice, meanwhile, was atop his throne, as large as he
wanted to be. Currently he was 50 feet tall.
Ahh, nothing like a cold, frosty glass of lemonade after a long
day of spreading justice! Right, Luke? Justice said. Luke
didnt respond. He lay on the ground, covered in bruises.
Just think of it; all across the universe, evil-doers and villains
are screaming in agony all because of me, and my brilliant
heroics! Justice said.
Sorry, did you say something? Justice asked Luke, then rose
him up off the ground.
Y-youll never get away with this! Luke mumbled, and Justice
threw him to the ground again with a bone-cracking thud.
You say that like Im some kind of monster! Youre the bad
guy here, for daring to show mercy for those sick, twisted evil
evil-doers! Justice said, picking Luke up again and tossing
him to the ground again with another bone-cracking thud.
Now that I rule over this universe, there will be no more evil!
Only Justice! Freedom! Fairness! Goodness will triumph!
Right, Luke?
Luke did not reply. He was completely dead now. Justice
laughed, then stopped.
Hmm, my sense of Justice suggests that evil is afoot! Justice
said, raising an eyebrow.
He called upon his slaves, the corrupted forms of Andrew,
Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt.
Take a look into the Yohannan house; there are survivors in
there. Sunil, Wiremu, Tipene, Madhavari. You must kill them
all, Justice said.
All the memories that had been locked away, they were now
fully unleashed in Matts mind. And yet, this did not make him
sad.
He felt glad to know the truth, even though it hurt, and he no
longer regretted the decision he had made that day, when he
had chosen not to kill Eve.
Though he could not forget or forgive her crime, Eve had still
been helpful for the village of Trouble Valley.
Perhaps she had been the one who had left the message of
Revelation 7.14 all around the village, guiding the children to
rediscover their true selves.
And so now the five children were returned to normal, here in
the ruins of the Yohannan house, here with Wiremu, Tipene,
Sunil and Madhavari.
Just then, Justice appeared in another flash of lightning.
Oh, how cute! You managed to rediscover your true selves,
you must be so proud! And now what? I suppose you think
youre going to defeat me and return your village to its former
glory through the power of friendship? You pathetic children
havent learnt anything, have you?
I hate to break it to you, but the one common denominator in
all these weird things happening in Trouble Valley is that they
all happen to you.
Oh come on, youre making this far too easy! I could wipe out
the entire Hesean Race right now with one hand tied behind
my back! Justice said with a laugh.
Really, though, I just want to know why you choose to stand
in the path of Justice, Justice said, All Im doing is making
the universe a better place!
You call blowing up planets and killing every man, woman
and child that questions you making the universe a better
place? The Space Captain said.
As a matter of fact, I do. Youd have to be evil not to see me
as good; do you really think you can convince me to become
some merciful wimp like you fools? Justice said.
No, not really. I just needed to distract you long enough to
launch the final offensive! START THE FIBONACCI DEFENSE
SHIELD OVER-RIDE! The Space Captain commanded.
Justice then went hurtling down towards the Earth, and the
Heseans assumed they had finally managed to get the upper
hand on him. Only time would tell if they were right
Meanwhile, Andrew had gathered all the other villages at the
Kingston Bomb Shelter, and was solemnly writing down the
names of the villagers who had been killed by the being that
called itself Justice.
She had never been in more dire straits, so naturally she was
quite afraid. But Monica realized she had always been afraid,
and it had never stopped her from doing what needed to be
done.
So, even though she was afraid, Monica was still cautiously
optimistic that her friends and she, working together, would be
able to put an end to Justices reign of terror.
Julia tried to be confident, for though she was not sure
whether the five of them could stop Justice, she knew she had
to fight for liberty, for the creature that called itself Justice was
truly nothing more than a monster driven by vengeance and
hatred, and she knew that under him there would be no more
freedom for any living creature in the universe, and she could
simply not abide by that.
Matt tried to think about everything that could possibly go
wrong, but for once it wasnt born out of cynicism; it was for
the sake of the safety of his friends.
Hopefully, the strength of these five ordinary humans would be
enough to stop Justice.
For as much as they were surprised that such a villainous
beast would have the gall to call himself Justice, they knew
that his vision of a better world would be terrifying for every
living creature across the entire cosmos, save for Justice
himself.
But what could they do? How could they defeat Justice the
Spirit of Vengeance? He seemed to be so powerful, so
completely, utterly undefeatable.
Matt thought back to what Justice had said to them when they
last met.
The one common denominator, in all of these weird things
happening in Trouble Valley. Matt didnt think it was him or his
friends, no but there was a common denominator in their
adventures; The Impenetrable Cavern. Whatever was
happening here had something to do with the Impenetrable
Cavern, Matt was sure of it.
It was the best bet they had, so Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia
and Matt waved farewell to the other eleven villagers, and the
villagers wished them good luck.
Also of note is the fact that it does not fix any problems. It
does not fix one's own problems, or the problems of those that
are worse off.
The phrase, to count your blessings, can therefore quite
confidently be confirmed as a useless adage, yet it has
somehow managed to survive the test of time, even though
the advice in question is most clearly totally detrimental, totally
idiotic and totally ill-conceived.
It is so detrimental, idiotic and ill-conceived that it is simply
baffling to think that it has survived for so long without
anybody stepping forth to question it, 'it' being the advice, the
advice in this case being the advice to 'count your blessings',
a phrase which simply means to check your privilege and look
at how lucky you are, even though the advice does nothing to
stop your current trouble.
The word 'trouble' has many synonyms that describe it just as
well; these synonyms include, but are not limited to: problem,
fuss, bother, difficulty, worry, disorder, inconvenience,
perturbation, disturbance, pain and tribulation.
This should give you an idea as to what a story entitled 'The
Great Tribulation' would be about, the title being a reference to
the Bible Verse Revelation 7.14, the bible verse that had been
recurring all over the village of Trouble Valley that was now no
more but an old bomb shelter eleven villagers hid away in as
the heroes of this story, Andrew, Jack, Monica, Julia and Matt
headed for the Impenetrable Cavern, to finally set right what
had once went wrong and bring peace to a universe torn
asunder in chaos.
The title of this work, 'The Great Tribulation', does not refer to
the biblical apocalyptic event. In the case of this story, 'The
Great Tribulation' refers to the many troubles these five
children had gone through while living in the small village of
Trouble Valley. The name 'Trouble Valley' should give you
some idea of the kinds of things that happened in Trouble
Valley, which is to say, troubling things.
It would have been quite useless to tell these five kids to
'count their blessings', for though they were, in fact, quite
fortunate not to have been killed or suffered any serious
injuries in Justice's wave of wrathful destruction and death,
they were still quite anxious. They were much luckier than the
millions of humans Justice had destroyed through laser blasts
and tsunamis, and were much luckier than the millions of
aliens killed when Justice blew up several planets. And yet,
they did feel quite worried about their current predicament and
were finding it very hard to count their blessings, as were nine
other aliens, marooned in the middle of the desert at this very
moment.
These nine aliens hailed from the distant planet of Hesea,
including the Hesean Governor, and here they were, watching
as their compatriots were up in the sky battling Justice. It was
hard to tell who was winning from here.
The Heseans tried to pass the time instead.
I wonder how the battle's going, The Hesean Governor said.
I really hope the universe won't come to an end, one Hesean
said.
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And so, the Heseans left the village of Trouble Valley in peace,
and returned to their home planet of Hesea.
Justice had finally been served.
Eventually, the whole village of Trouble Valley was rebuilt.
Some of the villagers had gone back to the ruins of the old
village. They retrieved the bodies of fallen friends and family
and gave them a proper burial a few miles away.
There was almost nothing else recoverable they could find.
Just piles of soot mostly.
I'd say that's the last of the bodies, Julia said, we should get
back to Trouble Valley before it gets dark,
Yeah, I was just thinking. You know, about Eve, said Matt.
Best not to dwell on the past. We all lost ones we loved that
day, Julia said sadly.
But there's just some things that don't add up. Revelation 714. Did Eve put those messages there? Maybe she could
have somehow done something so she didn't... Matt trailed
off.
It's best to move on, Julia said.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Listen, Julia, I don't think I'm going
to come back for a while. There's somewhere I need to go,
Matt said.
THE END.
Authors Note:
Are you seriously trying to spoil the ending for yourself? For
shame In any case, here is where I shall answer the most
persistent question asked about the book:
Dunderhead: Cody, why does the bible verse, Revelation 7.14
keep on popping up in your story?
Cody: I will quote from the Simple English Wikipedia
Revelation is when something is made clear or obvious that was
hidden before,7
Dunderhead: Ha ha, very funny. But what does it mean?!!?
Cody: Why did Douglas Adams choose the number 42 to answer
the ultimate question? It means many different things depending on
what context youre using; for example from the actual storys
perspective, its an appropriated warning sent by some unknown
alien force, symbolically its about cosmic connections, from a
philosophical perspective its about how easy it is to apply meaning
to arbitrary phrases and verses, from a thematic perspective its a red
herring, because it seems like it has a religious meaning but is
actually entirely secular.
Dunderhead: Thats too complicated for my small mind to bear.
Cant you explain to me what Revelation 7.14 means to you, in just
one word?
Cody:
Think.
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