Personal Assistant?

Chapter 1
Wanted Assistant
BEEP
BEEP
Groan
BEEP
Ugh....
BEEP
BEESMASH
Stupid alarm clock...doesn't know when to shut up I muttered as I got out of bed and trudged to the
bathroom.
After 20 minutes I got out and put on a black skirt that went 3 inches above my knee, along with white
collard shirt that showed a little cleavage if I lean down or take off my 3 button jacket. I looked at my
reflection, My brunette hair was always either in buns or a ponytail in this case buns. I had flawless
porcelain skin and my eyes were chocolate brown.
I sighed after I got ready. I had an interview today. Yes people you read correctly INTERVIEW. I'm
dreading every second of today.
You see Sakura, my house mate, and me graduated from business school. Yep I never bothered to
remember the professional name of it...and they call me a guineas. But all in all we graduated.
Yay! Do you hear the sarcasm?
Tenten time for breakfast and then work! Sakura yelled in a sing-song voice.
Yeah My name is Tenten, Tenten Juranai actually. But to me I have no last name. I jogged down the .
stairs to the kitchen. When I got there bacon and eggs filled my nostrils. Eww just imagine that literally.
Yo Saki, so do I still have to go? I asked as she served herself then me. Her full name is Sakura
Haruno, she had mid-back pink hair and porcelain skin like me. Her parents were murdered when she
was 10 and she never got over it. That's why I went to study business with her.
When I met her she was a mess. Low self-steam, always sad, depressed, emotionless. Then I began to
help her get over it, by the age of 18 she was good as new. I met her when she was 14. I decided that

even though I hate business, I'll study it...for her sake.

I found out that business is really interesting. We studied things like information systems, strategy,
finance, accounting, and organizational behavior the list goes on only a little bit of each subject though
then we choose which one we want to pursue. We went to Harvard Business School.
Yep that school, it was fairly easy to get in...even though almost everyone failed the test. When we got
in we started studying Office Management since we both were good at organizing things....and it was
the easiest out of all of them...well to me it was.
What do you mean? Sakura looked at me with innocent eyes, I glared at her.
Don't look at me like that, why did you get me a job at the Hyuga corp?I asked trying to restrain
myself from killing her or worse...insulting her in an intelligent way that makes her feel stupid.
Well..I wanted to work at the Uchiha corp, so that was out and I wanted you to be with me so I
thought the Hyuga corp! And since they are now working together we can see each other almost every
day! Sakura jumped up and down and smiled.
I smiled too. But then I a thought came to mind.
Do you think we'll get our own office? Or will be their assistant? I mused, I mean we studied office
management, that means we are responsible for accounting, human resources, payroll, health and
safety, plan, consult, and manage office moves and tons of more stuff that I forgot.
Probably assistant, because 1.) We need to give the work to the boss and organize what he is going to
do though out the day and keep track of the business, just in case anything pops up Sakura paused
And 2.) he will probably be bored though out the day.
My lip twitched. This is another thing about Sakura that I find somewhat amusing. She would say
something intelligent then say something stupid or that's completely off the topic they were discussing
about.
I chuckled and put my dirty dish in the sink. I looked at the clock. It was 10:00am I had 1 hr to get
there.
Hey Saki Sakura looked up from the sink When is your interview?
Oh umm.......wait, uhh Oh yeah tomorrow. She smiled and I sweat drop, she sometimes acted like a
flake.
Well bye I guess, I'll see ya later...maybe I muttered and turned to leave. Geez this was such a drag.
Good luck! She yelled
'I'll need all the luck I can get' I thought as I went out the door.

I stared at the building in front of me. Hyuga Corps. The Uchiha and Hyuga corp were tied for 1st but

then decided to work together. So now they are the leading business in....business. Everything like
houses, stores, electronics, etc. They practically make everything. I know hard to believe.
But that's part of the reason why every girl wants to be his assistant or work there. The other reason is
because both, from the Uchiha and Hyuga corp, bosses.....well they're HOTT. As in the most sexist men
alive. Again hard to believe.
But I don't really care, I just want to live my life and die peacefully...not screaming in the passenger
seat like some poor unfortunate soul.
I took a deep breath and walked inside the enormous building all but noticing the look people gave me.
My 3 inch black silhouettes clicked on the marble floor as I walked to the front desk. My first
impression of this job. They can so do better. The lady or should I say whore wore way to much makeup and was showing cleavage she didn't even have unlike me.
Her hair was reddish orange and hey eyes were blue. Obviously she used to be blond or something. She
was checking her make-up and paid no heed to me. I fake coughed. Nothing. I tried again by calling
her. Nothing. Now I was getting pissed, and don't want to make me pissed.
I finally had enough and yelled.
Yo you blue-eyed freak! I'm here for my interview mind telling me were to go?!?!?! I screamed in
her face. People looked at us to see what had happened but I ignored them, my attention focused on the
whore....I mean lady in front of me.
She looked up startled and was about to say something but then shut-up. I think she saw the killerintent, I have that affect on people. She pointed to the elevator and said 35th f-floor.
I smiled and thanked her, I got a glare in return, geez she was lucky I didn't start swearing.
I walked to the elevator and pushed the button that said 35. I waited as people got in and out in and out.
God that was so annoying.
Then suddenly I hear squealing on the other side of the door. I was on the 20th floor right now. The door
opened and in walked the hottest guy I have ever seen. He had dark brown hair that went a little bit
below mid-back. He had what looked like a perfect nose, mouth, everything. He had white pearl eyes
and an emotionless facade. I wish I could just ki--Wait hold up, What the hell is happening to me? I have way to much pride to be thinking these things,
I shook my head and glared at him. I will not fan girl him! No no no. I will resist!
The door closed and he let out a sigh of relief. Then he turned and stepped back, Ugh did he really
think I would glomp him? Maybe if I didn't have pride, but I so to bad.
He narrowed his eyes suspiciously. I glared at him. His eyes widened a fraction but returned back to
normal.
He kept starring at me. My eye twitched and bit my tongue.

'Don't insult him, Don't insult him, Don't insult...Damn it!' I thought
Take a picture it'll last longer I said while I glared at him, 26th floor, 9 more floors to go.
Excuse me? God even his voice was sexy, he's more of a god than a human.
What are you deaf too? I retorted, Come on Tenten show him you won't give in, I thought as I smirked
at his dumbfounded face.
Do you know who your talking to? He looked amused. Freak.
Yeah a guy with long hair, white eyes, and an arrogant attitude. I said, he smirked and leaned on the
rail that was behind him. 29th floor, come on 6 more floors.
Well aren't you spunky
Yeah deal with it I said as I crossed my arms, 33nd floor, okay 2 more floors.
His smirk widened, and my glare intensified. 35th floor, Finally!
The door opened and I walked out of it fast, I kept walking forward and stopped. Shit, I didn't know
where the office was. I looked around and found a girl with violet hair getting coffee.
I walked over her and tapped her shoulder, she turned surprised.
Excuse me but can you direct me to where the interviews are being held?
Oh sure, go straight and make a left then go all the way down the hall and make a right. I liked her,
she was nice, and kind. I smiled and thanked her.
I followed her directions but got a lot of stares, mostly guys.
'Pervs' I thought as I walked up to a door that had a paper saying 'Interviews'. I groaned and knocked
on the door.
I heard a 'come in' so I went in. Duh.
I saw a guy with a long hair, and white eyes. He was about 60 something and was studying me like a
science experiment. I shifted nervously.
Sit down please I sat on the chair and crossed my legs. But uncrossed them when I noticed that my
skirt rises up a little to far....okay a lot.
Now then miss...?
Tenten Juranai
Yes miss Tenten, why do you want this job? He looked like he already knew my answer.

Cuz I wanted to see if I could get the job I said casually,' maybe if I act badly they won't hire me..and
Sakura won't bug me. Yes!' I thought.
He looked at me startled by my answer. Tenten:1 Hyuga :0.
O-okay well then.... Man can he talk, he asked me a lot of pointless questions and I swear that behind
that wall someone is looking at me! I bet it's on of those glass walls were it looks normal from my point
of view but they are actually watching you behind it!
Okay miss Tenten- I cut him off there I couldn't take it anymore.Why are you asking such pointless
questions? I tried to stay as professional as possible.
Pointless?
Yes pointless, what does where I live got to do with this? I scowled
Well-I cut him off again. Nothing, now please continue with less pointless questions. Ne?I kept on
scowling. Oh great now he's going to defend himself.
Well miss Tenten theses questions are not pointless... God can't he shut the fuck up? I looked at the
window behind him. It was sunny and nice outside. Perfect for walking or just relaxing on the soft
warm grass, and I'm stuck here being interviewed by an old man who can't shut up. Nice.
....Well what do you have to say I blinked, oh crap I forgot to pay attention.I'm sorry did you say
something? He twitched and yelled at me. Bad move.
How dare you ignore me! You insolent girl!! He stood up and glared at me.
Me insolent? This coming from someone who can't shut the fuck up, I too stood up.
The door opened and some guys took him away, then he said something about me being cocky.
Cocky your mother! I retorted. He yelled even more then the door closed, and I was alone. I frowned
and sat down.
Well there goes my job I said amused. I looked at the blank wall in-front of me. Damn people
observing me.
What are you looking at? I said to whoever was behind that wall. I got silence. I sighed out of
boredom and waited for someone to come on and kick me out. I guess I won't be seeing Sakura here.
The door opened and I tensed but it was hardly noticeable. The man walked and sat down, he looked
familiar, like I've seen him before.....
Oh your the arrogant guy that was in the elevator. I said he looked up from the clipboard and
smirked, I glared.
Yes..now then looking at the results of your questioning, I take it something went wrong?

I snorted You got that right He looked amused again.

What happened?
Well he was asking pointless questions, so I asked why he was asking pointless questions, then he
gave me a lecture and....I got distracted I said and looked up.
Distracted?
Yes, I take you saw me from behind that wall looking all spacey Well at least his questions aren't
pointless.
How do you know about the wall?
It's kind of obvious when theres furniture on all the walls except that one I pointed to the wall then
flipped it off.
He chuckled You really don't know who I am huh? I looked at him Something tells me that your the
owner of this big company and I'm making a really bad impression of myself, correct? I said with a
smile.
Correct
I smiled ands stood up Well see you around, bye I walked as fast as I can towards the door.
Wait I cringed and stopped. But didn't turn around. He walked over to me and hugged me from
behind! I stiffened
What are you doing? I demanded, shit control yourself Tenten, Control yourself!
Nothing He said as he nuzzled my neck. I bit my tongue and pushed him off me, I strangely regretted
it but ignored that feeling.
Whoa dude, back off. I don't want to die in the hands of your fan girls I inched towards the door.
He loosed his tie and unbuttoned 2 buttons. I stared at him dazed but snapped out of it and scowled.
If your hot turn on the air conditioner. Geez no need to strip. I muttered the last part and looked to the
side. I think I had a light blush on my cheeks. Shit.
He smirked and buttoned his shirt again, fixed his tie and said 2 words I wasn't expecting.
Your hired

Chapter 2
Interview With A Bastard???
Recap:
He smirked and buttoned his shirt again, fixed his tie and said 2 words I wasn't expecting
Your hired

SLAM
CRASH
I peaked from behind the door. Tenten was beyond pissed and you don't wanna see Tenten like that
EVER!!
I nervously walked up to Tenten, taking slow cautious steps T-Tenten...how did your interview go?
How did it go? HOW DID IT GO! She sat on the couch and death glared a pencil. Poor pencil it
didn't even get sharpened yet.
I take it it went bad? I forgot all about my fear of Tenten's wrath and sat down next to her.
.....I got....HIRED!!!! Tenten wailed and sulked.
Wait, give me a second so that can sink in.
Receiving
Processing
Done
YAY!!! NOW WE CAN SEE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY!! WOOHOOO I screamed and danced
around the couch.
HEY SHUT UP OVER THERE CAN'T YA SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!! Yelled the neighbor.
OH SORRY!! I screamed again, geez it's barley 12:00 midnight.....Ohhh my bad.
SHUT UP! The guy screamed again
I muttered to myself and plopped down next to my best friend Tenten.
Aww Tennie-chan, why are you sad, you're suppose to be happy that you got hired by a hottie that can
possibly be your next boyfriend She glared at me, well there goes 3 years of my life.

Don't joke like that Sakura

I don't get it! Why are you sad?
Cuz I didn't want the job, and I got it anyways She sulked again
Okay....Well be happy you even got a job I thought about my interview.....I hope I'd get the job...but
then again maybe I won't. Rumors have been going around that Sasuke Uchiha fired all his assistants in
less than 2 weeks.
She sighed Yeah I guess...but still, He tries anything funny and I'll pulverize him! Tenten got up and
headed up stairs to her room.
Oh and Sakura
Yeah?
It's gonna be 1am aren't you going to wake up at like 8am? I stared at her for awhile
OH MY GOSH!! I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP!!
GOD DAMNITT WOMAN SHUT UP!! Yelled the neighbor...again, I sweat drop, I have to control
the volume of my voice.
Sorry I whispered though the window, I hear Tenten snicker and then leave.
I sighed and went to my room. My room wasn't stylish or nothing. The walls were painted a light green
and I had a queen bed. The comforter was light pink and the sheets were a shade darker. I had a walk in
closet like Tenten's and I had a desk with a pink laptop on it and some papers scattered on it.
I changed and went to sleep thinking what I was make for breakfa-I mean if I was gonna get the job,
Yeah that's it. Ignore the other sentence!!............Great now I'm talking to myself.

BEEP
BEEP
Groan
BEEP
I slap my hand on the snooze button. Still too sleepy.....ZzZzZzZzZ
AHHHHHHHH I rolled off the bed and glared at the person near my bed.
HAHAHAHAHA Tenten laughed as I stood up.

WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!

Cuz then you would have never woken up...you sleep like a log...a pink log I glared at Tenten and
looked at my soaked clothes. That water was fudgeing cold!!!
I do not!
Do to!
Do not
Do to
Do not I glared
Do to She smirked. Damn her.
Do not
Do to
Do not
Do not
DO TO AND THAT'S FINAL I huffed and smiled triumphantly.
I win And she walked out.
I blinked. Wait what happened?.....TENTEN!!! NO FAIR YOU TRICKED ME I ran down the stairs
and into the kitchen.
She snickered Wow it took you 30 seconds to figure it out! A new record! I glared at her.
No fair I pouted but then smiled. I was glad Tenten wasn't grouchy any more.
So when do you start? As I cracked 4 eggs.
Tomorrow, Oi what time do ya have to leave? I looked a the clock that had a stupid chicken on it....I
really need to get rid of that.
At 11 why?
I gave her some toast and she took a bit....wow Tenten takes big bites....
It's 10 right now...your gonna be late.
I blinked. Once. Twice. I ran to my room. I took out a black skirt that reaches 3 inches below my knee
but had a slit in the back, the slit stopped before mid-thigh. I got a white collard shirt and unbuttoned 2

of the buttons so a little cleavage can show......now that I think about it, Tenten has big boobs......like
size C going to D I think.....wait why am I thinking that?
I shook my head and put on my 3 button jacket. I put my mid-back pink hair in a pony tail and let my
bangs lose so they can frame my face.
I nodded and went back downstairs.....with a question for Tenten...
Tennie-chan!
What?
I was putting on my shirt and I unbuttoned 2 buttons and then I thought Tenten has big boobs...is that
true? I looked at Tenten who was choking on her food...Oops.
Sakura...why did you ask that?
I was just curious...if I don't ask it then it's gonna be in my brain all day and it'll drive me crazy!
Ahh umm I guess I do have big.....boobs...Okay change of subject
OKAY!!! So do ya think my boss is gonna be a bastard? I took a bit of my eggs.
Probably, I mean it's Uchiha Sasuke! He'll be a bastard
What do I do then?
Take it, Just take it
I pouted Come on Tennie-chyan!!
No
I pouted more and unleashed my secret weapon! PUPPY EYE NO JUTSU!!
Puppy wha-..NOOO I got up to her face and puppy eyed her.
..F-Fine....Just cuss him out, even if you get fired, say smart remarks or something. Oh and be wary of
the walls if ya know what I mean I stopped my secret weapon and smirked at Tenten. She had her
hands covering her eyes. She always gave into my puppy eyes.
Okay's!! I'ma go now, wish me luck......and I'm gonna take your car I skipped to the garage.
SAKURA!! YOU DARE TAKE THAT CAR AND I'LL MURDER YOU!!! Aww she's no fun. I
mean I only crashed like....9 cars?
Fine I pouted and took my car. Which I will probably crash because I get to distracted....But most of
the cars I crashed is because of the other person's fault, but does she listen to me? Nope...great I'm
talking to myself again.

I stared in awe at the building in-front of me. It was HUGE!!! I smiled and skipped to the front door but
then stopped. I have to act professional! I walked NORMALLY and opened the door.
My heels clicked on the expensive marble floor as I reached the front desk, something caught my eye.
This extremely hot guy was walking to the elevator, I kept staring at him and noticed that a lot of girls
dressed in skimpy out fits followed him. A LOT!
I frowned he must be tired of that. I knew who he was. Uchiha Sasuke. The hottest, sexiest, richest guy
on earth. No really I'm not kidding, followed by Hyuga Neji, Uzumaki Naruto, and then Nara
Shikamaru. There the top 4 hottest guys in the world. And really I'm not kidding!
All single and have the female race on there knees. I personally hate them, so does Tenten and Ino, my
second best friend she too works in business. We met Ino at the university, she has beautiful natural
blond hair and gorgeous crystal blue eyes.
If you think she's a bimbo then you're wrong. Yamanaka Ino is anything but an air headed bimbo. She
got into HARVARD. But like me and Tenten she hates them. Yet she got a job at the Nara corp.
Reason we hate them: They are conceded, arrogant, pathetic excuses for men! They think that just
because all most all the female race bows down to them, they can do whatever they want. Well to bad
Uchiha!
I glared at him and walked to the front desk. There was a lady there with long silky black hair and was
in an appropriate outfit unlike the other sluts---I mean girls, yes girls.
U-Um excuse me
She looked up, she had beautiful deep burgundy eyes and flawless porcelain skin, it made me a little
self-contentious.
Yes?
I-I'm here for my interview I nervously played with my skirt as she looked me up and down several
times. Probably trying to see if I'm a fan girl or not.
She smiled May I have your name please?
Haruno Sakura
She typed my name onto the computer and then looked up at me Yes your here for your 11 O'clock
interview, right?
I nodded Good my name is Sakuya Uchiha I blinked and realization struck me Oh your Itachi-san's
wife correct?
She giggled and a light blush covered her cheeks Yes I am I grinned No need to be ashamed
Uchiha-sama He blush deepened, I giggled it was so easy to make her blush.

I like you already...I hope Sasuke-san choses you there are so many girls who want to be interviewed
by him He nodded at the group of girls who wouldn't let Sasuke in the elevator.
Yeah I feel sorry for the guy She turned, surprised by my answer Why? I smiled Well look at him,
always on the run in fear of his fan girls raping him, you gotta feel sorry for him I looked at him, he
finally got into the elevator.
I guess your right...Oh your going to be late, go to the 39h floor and then walk all the way down the
hall, make a left and you'll be at his office I grinned and thanked her by bowing, Hehehe I loved
making her blush.
Good luck! She yelled
::::::
::::
::
I stared at the door where my interview was going to be held. My stomach was in knots as I hesitantly
knocked. I waited and I faintly heard someone one say 'come in'.
I took a deep breath and went in. I saw Itachi Uchiha sitting on a chair and writing something on a clip
board. He looked up and I bowed Hello Uchiha-sama, I'm here for my interview I stood up-right and
something caught my eye. I swallowed.
I-Is that a taiser? My eye twitched
Yes, if I feel you're a threat to me. I will taiser you.
I twitched again and stared at the chair Will that chair hurt me in anyway?
He blinked and smirked Maybe
My face probably looked like this O.O right now...
I think I'll stand.... He kept his smirk and started asking me questions, like why I wanted this job,
Blah, Blah, Blah.
Okay miss Haruno I think you know my name I nodded Okay you may sit down now I stared at
him like crazy No thanks I wanna live thank you very much
Itachi raised his eyebrow and moved the hand that had the semi-LETHAL taiser. I moved behind the
chair for cover and peeked over the top, he was laughing....
Hey why are you laughing?
Because you hid behind the chair when I moved my hand

WELL DUH!!! THAT TAISER IS SEMI-LETHAL!! I was now glaring at him

Hahaha, well I will now discuss if your hired or not with my foolish little bro-I mean Sasuke I bit my
lip so I wouldn't laugh hard, when he left I let it out and laughed my ass out.
Then I stared at the wall in front of me and looked at all the other walls. There was furniture on all of
them except this one.....then it hit me, it was one of those walls where they can see you from behind it.
I sweat drop why did they make it so obvious? Then I remember that all fan girls are dumb...meaning
they have yet to grow a brain...if thats possible...which it's not!!!.....Great now I'm talking to myself...I
sighed, I missed I.S.
I stood up and stared at the wall.
Stare.
Still staring.
Still staring.
Twitch
Twitch. Twitch.
DAMN PEOPLE OBSERVING ME!! I yelled while I tried to glare down the people on the other
side of the wall.
The door opened and in walked the great Uchiha Sasuke. He glared at me, Asshole. I glared back, his
eyes widened. Geez why do they all do that?
Glare
Glare
Glare
Glare, Twitch
Glare, Smirk
WATCHA LOOKING AT CHICKEN ASS!! I screamed. See I have a very short temper.....and I
never went back to anger management, so this is the result.
Excuse me? God his voice is soo sexy....Noo! Control yourself Sakura!
Oh your excused I retorted and smirked at his dumbfounded face (A/N: Sound familiar?)
He smirked and looked at his clip board again, he looked back up. Checked me out.....WAIT

WHAT?!?!
YO STOP CHECKING ME OUT, IF YOU WANNA CHECK ME OUT DO IT IN A LESS
OBVIOUS WAY!!! I screamed. Yep if you noticed I like to scream.
He chuckled Well you seem appropriate for the job, but could you keep your voice down? I pouted, I
liked to scream.
AWW BUTS I LIKES TO SCREAM! I whined and purposely said that like that..you know the 'buts'
and 'likes'...Aww forget it.
GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN, FIRST AT HOME AND NOW HERE, SHUT UP WOMAN! Yelled
my next door neighbor that works here....Damn author....
SORRY!!! I screamed again
SHUT UP!!
Sorry I whispered then I heard chuckling, I turned to find Sasuke chuckling...wait, I read in a
magazine that Sasuke was emotionless. How can he chuckle?
Dude how can you laugh? Aren't you suppose to be emotionless?! He recovered and looked at me
one eye brow raised.
You are really something I twitched
Don't ignore the question!
So you will start on Tuesday since today is Sunday, You will get here at exactly 6:00am sharp. Any
later and your pay will be reduced. I gawked at him. I...got....the...job...?
I grinned and danced around him YAY!! I GOT THE JO-OB I GOT THE JO-OB! Take that you brainless fan girls!! I kept on dancing around him but stopped and turned my head to the blank wall.
What are you looking at Itachi-san? I glared at the wall and hid behind Sasuke who was
chuckling....Is it me? Or is Sasuke's laugh sound evil?
Oh shut-up Sasuke, and don't laugh because 1.) ruin your reputation and 2.) it makes you sound evil I
inched away.
Hn
What?
Hn?
What the hell does 'Hn' mean?
Hn

Argh your impossible! I threw my hands in the air.

I smiled a bit as he told me to exit and told me some of the rules.
....Do I make myself clear?
Crystal
Good now I will see you on Tuesday
Okay see ya I walked to the elevator and went down. I can't wait to go to work.
I giggled 'I can't wait to make Sasuke's life a living hell' Hey? I still hate him alright?

Chapter 3
Close-Encounter?
CLICK
SLAM
Tenten, I'm home! I stared at Sakura. I was right in front of her, and she yelled. I think I need a
hearing aid now.
Sakura! Don't scream. I'm right in front of you ya know! I glared as she pouted.
Sasuke said the same thing!
So did you get hired? No? Aww well that's to bad-- I got interrupted by Sakura who was now acting
like a 3-year-old.
NO!! I GOT HIRED. YAY! Sakura hopped up and down while I sighed. They don't pay me enough
to do this, Wait they don't pay me at all.
I sighed again but smiled. I liked having Sakura around she always made me feel better.
HAHA your boss acts like he has a Popsicle up his ass and mines doesn't! Or not.
I growled Oh shut up Sakura She stuck her tongue out.
What a good come back, I'm speechless I glared at her.
Okay so maybe he does but at least his hair doesn't look like a ducks ass!
She gasped, Talk about being dramatic No! It's shaped like a chickens ass

Duck
Chicken
Duck
Chicken
Duwait why are we fighting about this? She shrugged and went to the kitchen.
Don't know but it was fun! Sakura started making dinner and I went upstairs to my room.
I took out my laptop and turned it on. I typed in Hyuga Neji and got over a billion sites on him. I sweat
drop, he was really popular. I shook my head and went the Hyuga corps web page. I read the rules and
regulations and memorized the one's I thought were important.
I smiled and looked my digital clock. 8:30pm.
I got up and went to take a nice warm shower.
SAKURA!
SORRY!
I pressed my back on the tiles. The water was fucking hot! I reached over and turned it off, I got my
towel and went downstairs to where Sakura was.
Sakura, you have 3 seconds to explain why there is no cold water! I barked, Sakura moved behind
the island.
Well, I forgot to tell you the boiler doesn't work, I got it fixed today but the guy said that it won't work
til 10:00 I sighed and looked at the clock once more.
9pm, I have to wake up at 5am Sakura raised and eyebrow.
Why? I have to...oh never mind, I do too at 6am sharp any later and my pay will be reduced I
smirked
I'll wake you wake since you sleep like a log...a temperamental log I muttered the last part, Sakura
glared.
I do not have anger problems!! Why am I always judged that way!? I can't stand it ugh! Sakura
started ranting about not having anger problems. Right, I'll let her keep thinking that.
While she was ranting I took this opportunity to escape! I went up to my room and sighed. The clock
read 9:30, half an hour to go.
I stayed in my towel and occupied myself by reading on-line manga....So I'm a 25 year-old anime freak,

got a problem with it? Well to bad.

I looked at the clock again, 10:12. I smiled and got in to take a shower. 20 minutes later I got out and
blow-dried my hair. I then went to check on Sakura.
I walked to her room and opened the door. She was sound asleep. I smiled and went downstairs to
check the locks on the doors. Satisfied with the results, I walked back up and slipped into bed.
I took a deep breath 'Neji Hyuga, You are about to meet your worst nightmare' With that thought I went
to sleep, dreaming up ways to torture Hyuga Neji, without getting sued . So I'm a violent person and
what?

BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
I hit the snooze button and stretched out my sleeping muscles. I yawned and went to take a shower,
After 20 minutes I got out and wore a skirt. Oh crap.
Shit I said the only skirt I had was a MINI-skirt. It was black and ended 1 inch above mid-thigh. I
growled in frustration. I was not going to wear it, It would make me look like a slut.
10 Minutes later
Argh, I can't believe I'm wearing this, this THING!! I stared at myself in the mirror. I had a collard
shirt with 2 buttons un-done. I had a jacket. Nothing wrong there, but my SKIRT that was a problem. It
was to short, in my opinion.
I growled one last time and left to the car.

I walked up the front desk, glaring at anyone who dared look at me.
I need to get to Hyuga Neji's office. I'm his new assistant I said, the blue-eyes freak looked me up
and down and huffed.
I twitched at what she said Ugh do you like think he's going to like notice you in like that outfit? Ugh
like yeah right Man her voice was fucking squeaky! It sounded like a mouse in pain.
Oh and like do you like think he's like going to like notice a slut like you? I mocked her and
snickered silently as she fumed.
How dare you im...imi...imit I laughed as she tried to pronounce the word.
Come on, your almost there, keep going I giggled as she kept trying, I decided to be mean and make

her feel stupid. HA did you think I was going to help her?
It's Imitate you dumb shit, Now give me the floor to Neji's office, or dumb shit will be your new
name
As if I smirked
Fine, better for me than you dumb shit I walked away and got in the elevator, I knew that someone
was going to come inside so I waited.
To my luck it was the same violet-haired girl I saw yesterday Hey um excuse me She turned and
smiled.
Yes?
Uh yeah I need to get to wedgies I mean Neji's office She restrained a giggle.
Yes it's on the top floor, floor 41 I gapped, 41!? I looked at what floor we were on, 12. I sighed this
was going to be a long elevator ride.
So what's your name?
Hinata Hyuga, yours?
Tenten Juranai
Oh okay Juranai-san-- I cut her off No don't call me that, Just Tenten and for the suffix..well
whatever you want
Hinata smiled and we talked about a lot of things, time passed so quickly before we knew it, we were
on the 41th floor. I bid her good-bye and headed for his office, which was all the way down the hall.
I pulled my skirt down, seeing as many guys were checking me out.
I knocked on his door and heard the usual 'come in' I sighed and went in. God I already hate this job.
I got in and saw Neji signing papers and doing all the crap rich business men do. He looked up to see it
was moi. But know how business men are, they have to be all 'professional' about it.
He raised an eye brow at my skirt, I twitched.
Shut up, just shut up. I hate wearing this thing but I have to since I forgot to do the laundry I glared at
him.
Sure, I'll believe that
Excuse me?! But if you think I dressed like this for you. You are sadly mistaken I said in a firm tone.
I will not dress like a slut, for you of all people I pronounced every word in the sentence only to see

him smirking.
My lip twitched and I scowled, I'll drop it for now Okay whatever, so what do I do?
Ah your office will be right next to mine, and He got a HUGE stack of papers You will file these
I felt my mouth hang open SEE! This is what happens when you fire all of your assistants within 1
week of there arrival I screamed. The stack was huge! I mean BIG!
Hn
I sighed and took the stack Okay where's my office again?
Next door
....To the left or to the right I saw his lips twitch
To the right
...OKAY! I walked out and purposely slammed it. I stepped into my office. It was big, but not to big.
It had a huge desk towards the back. And the back wall was a window! A whole wall of glass. On the
desk was a computer and other supplies I'll need. In-front of the desk was 3 chairs. And The other walls
had shelves of books and other crap I didn't bother to see.
I walked mesmerized by the sight. I mean come on the whole wall was a window! You gotta admit
that's cool! Ands the sight was amazing, I could see all of japan....okay some of it.
I put the stack of papers on the desk and sat on the comfy chair. Give me a moment as I
uncharacteristically squeal.
SQUUEEEEEE Okay I'm done. I grinned and began to file the paper thingy's....
3 hours later I was done and I went to report to Neji.
I slammed the door open NEJI! I'm done The phone almost flew out of his hands and the note he was
writing was now ruined thanks to moi. I grinned as he glared, he hung up and death glared me. Ooo I'm
soo scared!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glare at some one who cares I sat down in the chair in-front of him and slumped
my shoulders.
Tenten what do you want? I blinked at him and answered his question after 5 minutes.
I have nothing to do His glare hardened.
It took you that long, to answer such a simple question? I smiled crookedly.
No, I just didn't feel like answering right away his lip twitched again. I swear, is he restraining a
laugh? Or is that out of annoyance?

Hn
What does 'Hn' mean?
Hn
No I'm serious what does it mean He smirked
Hn Oh now I get it, he's going to annoy me like that, HA you'll have to try harder!
Hn, I still don't get it I blinked and looked around.
Holy shit, I never noticed how...white this room is I mean really! This guy has an obsession with
white! White table, white walls, and even white chairs.
You must be a serious clean-freak, to keep this office....clean I twitched even more as I looked at his
face.
Fuck dude! You even have white eyes and face! I swear that is not normal...excluding the eyes and
face, that was your parents fault I pointed out, he lowered his head and it looked like he was crying.
But sadly no, he was laughing! I made THE HYUGA NEJI laugh. I'm some what proud of myself.
Hey..it wasn't that funny....I think He stopped and looked up amused by my choice of words.
Soo I'm bored, your bored. Let's do something fun! both of his eye brows shot up and I realized what
I said sounded wrong.
Not like that you perv! I mean something to keep us busy He still had the same look. I slapped my
forehead
Damn, any way I say it, it'll sound wrong!
Yes it will. Now then lunch break is at 11-1pm. Got it I nodded
Good, now then, entertain yourself somewhere else. I pouted.
Aww come on wedgie!
W-Wedgie?
Yeah instead of Neji, Wedgie! I personally like it
Well then instead of Tenten how about bun head? I twitch and pouted more.
Fine you win I muttered then I remembered the real reason I came in here.
Hey Neji does my comp. Have Internet? He nodded and I grinned

Okay, that was the real reason I came in here see ya I ran to the door when he called me back.
Wait Tenten come here I walked back. He stood up. And gave me 20 dollars I raised an eye brow.
Buy me a coffee would you? I huffed.
Fine, where can I buy a coffee?
Star bucks
Which is where?
Across the street
Be back in 20 minutes
Hn
OH MY GOD! YOUR IMPOSSIBLE! I threw my hands in the air and he just smirked, I stomped out
and went to get his damn coffee.

I stood in line, and waited for my turn. It was already 11. When it was finally my turn I got 1 black
coffee and 1 frappuccino.
I walked out happily and drank my cold caffeine infested drink. Man was I gonna get hyper later.

I walked into the elevator and pushed the button. 10 minutes later I was on the 41th floor. I walked to
his office and found it empty. I sighed and sat down on his chair.
I put the coffee on his desk and I ate my own. After 5 minutes I got bored and decided to see how long
I can go just sipping the COLD drink without stopping.
'Hmm I've only done this once and I got a huge headache....But, All well!' I thought as I started sipping.
I lasted 2 minutes and then when I stopped my head HURT! I moaned in pain and rested my head on
the desk. The door opened and Neji shook me.
Tenten?
Tenten Was it me or did his voice sound concerned?
Neji, stop shaking me, my head hurts ALOT I lifted the cold drink and he snickered.
Were you really that bored?

Caffeine makes you do stupid things I picked my head up and blinked.

What time is it?
11:10 why?
Because it felt longer than that Neji got his coffee and drank it.
You like it black?
Yes?
I do too, I like the bitter taste for some odd, odd, reason I said as I sipped the drink again.
I just like it
Right He and I stood up at the same time. I moved and so did he. I walked towards the door when I
decided to be klutzy and I slipped.
I let out a squeak and closed my eyes to wait for the impact, which never came. I opened my eyes to
find then Neji had grabbed me and spun me around. My eyes widened, we were so close to each other,
our lips almost met.
I snapped out of my trance and stepped to the side. I blushed again. That was the second time! And he's
the only one who makes me blush. What's wrong with me?!
Be careful next time,Tenten He said in a husky voice, he left and I stayed there rooted to the spot.
Blushing madly.
I blinked rapidly and shook my head.
'W-What the hell just happened?'
I swallowed and went back to my office. He gave me work and for the rest of the day we didn't talk,
only when needed. At 8 which was the time I got out we said good-bye and someone pushed me down
the stairs.
I screamed in surprise and someone got me again. Well none other than Neji Hyuga. He glared at the
fan girl that pushed me and he said in the coldest voice I have ever heard.
Your fired She left crying and I stood up straight, with him still holding me from behind. A light
blush adorned cheeks 'Damn it!'
Tenten, You should really be careful. I wouldn't want you to get hurt. Now would I? I blushed heavily
and shook my head, I tried to control my blush but no avail.
He brushed his palm down my arm and then retreated You can come at 7 now Tenten, You are
officially my assistant I nodded meekly, why did he make it sound...so dirty?

He smirked and left, leaving me stunned. I jogged to my car and sat in it. I let out a breath I didn't know
I was holding.
'Hyuga Neji, what are you doing to me?' I thought as I turned on my car and left the parking lot.
Chapter 4
Meetings
I groaned and rolled over. It's to damn early! I took out a hammer and smashed my alarm clock to bits!
MUHAHAHA---I mean Ha.
I looked a the time 5 am! Who would wake up at this ungodly hour?
Sakura! Wake up, we have to go to work! Apparently Tenten does.
I yawned and sat there for about 2 minutes. Debating if I should go to work or not. I decided to go, I
felt....workable today....is that even a word? Well it is now.
20 minutes later I got out and dressed in my regular attire. I trudged downstairs and saw Tenten making
breakfast. Time to ruin the silence.
TENTEN! I laughed as she jumped in surprise.
Dammit Sakura! Don't do that, you'll give me a heart attack one day I loved pissing off Tenten.
As long as I do it, there is no problem I grinned and got my food. Pancakes and eggs with
BACONS!!! (Intentional error)
YAY! BACON!! I screamed and ate it up...well more liked devoured it. Hey I'm a growing girl!.....a
23-year-old growing girl.
Sakura, your going to be late, the Uchiha corp is farther away from the Hyuga corp. I pouted. I hated
when she was right, which was almost all the time.
Fine fine, SEE YA TENNIE! I screamed the last part and skipped to my car.
SAKURA! YOU BETTER BEHAVE! Aww she's no fun.
I WILL GEEZ! I yelled back as I got into my car. I fixed my hair and decided to let it lose. I turned
on the radio and backed up.
CRASH
Oops there goes the fountain. I kept on backing up the car and speed away before Tenten could catch
me. She would kill me if she caught me. All well she'll get over it.

My 3inch high heels clicked on the marble floor. I reached the front desk to see you-know-who!
SAKUYA-CHAN! I screamed and he head shot up in surprise. I grinned and she smiled.
Sakura-chan, I take it you got the job? I nodded
Yep and all I did was act out
She laughed Yeah I heard, your really childish Sakura-chan
Yeah but I'm so childish it's funny I replied, what it's true!
Yes, yes She looked at her watch Oh you have to go! Go to the 42nd floor and then take a right, then
a left. His office is there
I smiled and thanked her.
I walked to the elevator and pushed the shiny button that said 42. Then I started the waiting game. Will
I win? Or will the elevator win?.....well that was retarded.
I got out 10 minutes later and trudged to his office. I looked around and saw a blond haired girl that
looked awfully familiar....
OH MY GOSH INO-PIG! She turned around and froze. A grin broke her face and she glomped
me...yeah that hurts.
FOREHEAD-GIRL She screamed
I can't believe it's you! I said as she got off me.
I know, oh my god. How long has it been? I shrugged.
How am I suppose to know? Thats Tenten's job She laughed and helped me stand up.
Say, What are you doing here? She pouted.
Shika-kun has a meeting with him and so do the Hyuga and Uzumaki corp. I gasped
Tenten is the Hyuga's assistant
REALLY? Then we'll see her later, we have to be with them We both jumped up and down.
I got to go, Sasuke will be mad if I don't, bye pig I pouted
Okay, see you later, forehead I waved and went to his office, I looked at the clock...I had 1 minute to
get there, and counting.

I ran to his office. 30 seconds left. I took a right and then a left. 10 seconds left.
I put my hand on the door knob.
5
I turned it.
4
I pushed it open.
3
I looked to see if he was there, he was.
2
I lifted my foot to walk in.
1
I tripped and fell inside, flat on my face if your wondering. I sat up and rubbed my face. Fuck that hurt!
Oww Sasuke, you have to get softer carpet I said as I stood up, I cleaned myself up and looked at
him. He had 1 hand under his chin and the other one on his desk. He was obviously amused by my fall
since he was smiling lightly.
I huffed I didn't want my pay reduced
He chuckled. God that was creepy, he sounded like he was going to kill me any second now. Slowly
and painfully.
Well I have a meeting today, you will come with me. But first file and stamp these He took out a
medium sized box and gave me a stamper.
Your office is to the right of mine and I will see you in 3 hours starting now I stared at him.
Now that's what I call management He smirked.
NOT! Dude this is soo boring! I mean god can you be anymore blunt? He glared
I shrugged It's not my fault your a fun sucker Sasuke raised and eye brow as I took the papers and
walked out.
But that doesn't mean I wouldn't do the work I chirped
Don't worry Sasuke. By the time I'm though with you, you'll be as happy as PIE! I grinned.

Pie?
I stared blankly at him Yes pie. Pie makes people happy. But pie also suffers a horrible and painful
death. Poor pie I shook my head and he chuckled again. EEEVVVIIILLL!
I walked out and into my new OFFICE. COOL! It was HUGE! I had a big ass desk with a computer on
it and I had a nice view of the city. I also had a book shelf and other stuff I can't remember the name of.
I walked and sat on my fluffy chair. I grinned and did what I always do when I'm extremely happy.
Scream.
AWSOME!! I hugged my desk and then got to work......or did I? Okay yeah I did, I really don't want
to be fired now.
3 Hours Later
I smiled and walked to Sasuke's office.
Sasuke I'm done He looked up, I think he was signing something.
Good we shall now go to the meeting area, follow me He walked out and I got distracted. I tripped
again but luckily he caught me....In the wrong spot!
He had his had on my waist and worst of all he had had his other hand....ON MY BOOB! It looked like
he was groping me! And worst of all I LET HIM!!
I blushed and got off him.
Sorry!
He coughed No problem, can't say I didn't enjoy it He muttered something.
What?
Nothing, lets go I blinked and followed him.

I stared in awe at the meeting place. It was like he was going for the world domination theme! The big
ass table, the important people, the food. I was shocked, Who knew Sasuke liked APPLE PIE!?
I looked around and saw Shikamaru Nara with Ino-pig sitting next to him looking bored. Across from
them was Naruto Uzumaki with a girl with violet hair, fidgeting. Next to him was Neji Hyuga and OH
MY GOSH TENTEN.
I was about to call her when I saw......VITAMINWATER. I walked to the mini-fridge and got a one.
I tried to open it but the cap was stuck on. I kept doing that for about 2 minutes. I pouted and did what I
always do when I can't open something. Make Tenten do it.

TENTEN! I screamed she turned and glared at me. Wow so scared.

Sakura? I walked over to her as she stood. Everyone was staring at us.
Open I stuck out the bottle while she twitched. Tenten grumbled and opened it on the second try. But
didn't give it to me.
Tenten can I have it back? I asked she just smirked.
No
NO!?! Why not? I exclaimed, everyone was still staring at us.
Cuz I'm thirsty She then committed the ultimate sin...she DRANK IT!
I tried to get it back but she just stuck her hand on top of my head and kept it there. Damn her!
Tenten! Give it back! She kept drinking it.
TENTEN!! WAHHH I stopped and then smirked.
Tenten if you don't give it back then I will do my secret weapon She stopped and glared at me.
You wouldn't
I would Everyone was now looking at us like a really good T.V. show.
I can take a risk I looked at everyone, Ino was grinning, Naruto was cheering, Shikamaru
was...sleeping? And the violet haired girl was smiling. And Sasuke and Neji were smirking, Freaks.
I pouted and puppy eyed her, she tensed, Pweas Tennie-chyan? Pweas give it's back She looked to
the side
Tennie-chyan? I sniffed and she looked down at me, check mate.
PWEAS?! I said in an ultra-cute tone.
F-FIne. Y-You win She gave it back and huffed, I drank it cheerfully.
You were lucky I didn't use 'that' Tenten looked at me blankly.
The puppy-eye no jutsu? I glared lightly
Aww you just had to give it away! I was gonna use it on Sasuke when I want something Sasuke
glared at me, big whoop.
I turned and saw Ino blushing....at SHIKAMARU!?!?
I walked over to her and stood behind her, everyone looked at me again, Ino just looked confused.

Pig? Why are you red? Her blush deepened.

N-No reason I grinned.
INO-PIG YOU LIKE---MMPH She clasped her hand on over my mouth and whispered something.
Forehead, you better not say a word or I'll tell everyone what happened in Harvard I tensed
What happened on December? She nodded
Okay but we'll talk about this later I said as I pouted and went to go sit down next to Sasuke. He
raised an eye brow, I stuck out my tongue.
You better put it back or something will happen to it I put it back and glared.
Okay Sasuke stood up.
The meeting will now commence. I put my head down, god this has been going for 2 hours. If one of
them says something the other person will say something to counter that and then I think you get the
idea.
I looked at the violet haired girl named Hinata. Her eyes were droopy, and she looked sleepy.
I turned to look at Ino, she was texting someone. I looked at Tenten, she was out cold.
I yawned and put my head down to take a short cat nap.

I felt someone shake my shoulder, I groaned and rolled over, WAIT WHAT?!
Oww I said as I laid on the ground. I flipped over so I was facing Sasuke. He had his hands in his
pockets and was completely emotionless, but his eyes were full of amusement.
Are we finished? I said still laying downstairs
Yes
Where's Tenten?
He smirked The Hyuga carried her back I smiled evilly
She's gonna be pissed I stretched my hand in-front of my, Sasuke just looked at it.
Take it you idiot
He took it and I pushed myself up, he got the idea and pulled me up. I dusted myself off and looked at
him, he was already at the door, his back to me.

HEY! Wait for me! I went to him and we walked back to our office...well his office.
Sasuke! I'm hungry!
Well go get something
But where?!
Across the street
But what!? He twitched, I was getting on his nerves, OH YEAH!
I don't know! He screamed, I grinned.
Well, aren't Uchiha's suppose to be calm and patient? He glares at me, Okay yeah that's getting really
old.
Come on! I whine and tug on his sleeve.
Fine, lets go
YAY! I grab my purse and drag him to......MCDONALDS!!

We waited in line and from the corner of my eye I could see some teens blushing and looking at
Sasuke.
I glared at them, but then stopped 'Wait, why am I glaring at them?' It was my turn and I ordered for
both of us. I took out my wallet and was about to pay when Sasuke gave the man a credit card.
W-Wait Sasuke, I'll pay
No, I'll pay He smirked at my red face, Stupid chicken ass.
We went to go sit down and started eating I bit into my burger while Sasuke ate some fries. I heard him
curse.
What's wrong? He pointed at the girls I saw earlier. I glared.
Fan girls? He nodded
Um Sasuke-kun? I looked at the girl with light blue hair, I frowned. More came and stared talking to
him. Ignoring me.
I felt a pang of jealousy 'Why do I feel like this? Why do I feel pissed off?' I finished my meal and stood
up silently.
'Why do I have the urge to yell at them?' I thew my plate away and stared at Sasuke. He was flirting
with them. Touching there legs and feeling them up, from my point of view.

I clenched my jaw 'So he's a playboy? Figures' I walked out of the restaurant and headed straight for
my office.
I decided to take the long way. I walked up the stairs. Thinking.
'ARGH! Why do I feel like his?all mad and everything?'
'Well maybe you like him'
'I.S.? When did you get back?'
'I came back because you need help girl'
I sighed 'Maybe I do...'
'This is about Uchiha Sasuke right?'
'Well...yeah but--'
'You like him'
'N-No I don't!'
'Yes you do'
'But I barely know him'
'Ah but how long does it take to get a crush? And how long does it take to fall in love?'
Sakura! I looked up and saw Sasuke, He walked towards me and raised an eye brow.
Why did you leave? I plastered on a fake smile
Because I finished eating and then I felt fat so I told you I was going to leave but you didn't hear me
I lied.
Ah, well let's go, I have some work for you We walked in silence the whole way. He gave me some
more paper work and I took it to my office.
I closed the door and sat on my chair, thinking about what I.S. said. I did my work and then reported to
Sasuke but before I opened the door, I breathed in and out and tried to act bubbly. He was smart, he'll
probably ask what's wrong.
SASUKE I'M DONE I yelled, I didn't really feel like yelling but I did.
Hn I gave him the work and then said good-bye, It was finally 8pm. But before I left he called me
back.

Sakura
Yeah?
In 5 weeks, you will not be going to work I stared at him in shock.
I'm fired? I said dejectedly.
NO! No there will be no work for about 1 week due to renovations I smiled in relief. Was it me or did
I hear Sasuke panic when I said if I was fired?
Okay but why did you tell me so early?
I will forget, I will very busy and not tell you 'Yeah busy with your sluts' I thought angerly.
Okay well, see ya! I heard him say something but didn't go back. I walked down the lone hall. It was
probably half an hour past 8.

CLANK
The garage closed and I walked ino the house, I prayed to god that Tenten wasn't here. Thankfully she
was asleep, I went to my room and fell on my bed.
'Do I really have a crush on Sasuke? Or is it love?'I thought as my eyes slowly closed.
'No it can't be love....but then again what is love?' My eyes shut and I fell into a dreamless sleep.
Chapter 5

CRASH
SORRY! Yelled Sakura as I glared at her.
Sakura! That's 2nd fountain I've bought! I yelled at glared harder at Sakura. Come on! I mean I have
to put up with a jackass for 6 days! A perverted jackass!
Sakura let's go! We're going to be late and I don't want Neji to start whining about being late I got my
purse and went to the car.
AAARRGGGHHH! STUPID GAS! I screamed at the top of my lungs. No gas. And no gas means I
can't go to work.
Sakura's head popped out of no where Oh yeah I forgot to fill the tankfor both of our cars I
banged my head on the steering wheel.
Tenten! Stop killing your brain cells I glared at her.

Fine, we'll just have to take the motorcycles Sakura grinned.

OH YEAH! I grunted.
Noo, we are wearing skirts
Your point is? Sakura stared at the motorcycles with hearts in her eyes.
Point is...well there is none but still! I huffed.
Ohh yeah real good point there Ten I grumbled and got out of the car, I took out my Suzuki Katana
750 while Sakura took out her Suzuki Hayabusa.
I sighed, she just had to get a new bike that cost her a fortune and she had only rode it once! Once! This
being the second time.
I put on my helmet and got on, I started the motor and turned to Sakura who also turned on the
motorcycle.
I was about to leave when my phone rang. I silently told Sakura not to go, then I sweat drop. Sakura
was waving dumbly at some high schoolers. Great.
Talk to me
Tenten? It's Neji
Neji? Wait! How the hell did you get my phone number?
I'll tell you later; now meet me at the Uchiha corp.
Why?
Because we have things to discuss
Why?
Because it's important
Why?
Tenten!
Okay fine I'll stop, meet you thereoh and Neji?
Yes?
When we get back we will have a little talk about how not to be stalker

Tenten--
Oh!, look at the time. Gotta go bye I hung up and told Sakura where to go, she nodded eagerly and
we took off with our awesome bikes!

I saw Neji there waiting outside for someone, he looked at me curiously. HA I bet he doesn't even know
it's me.
I stopped in-front of him and he raised an eye brow. I still wonder to myself why they do that.
I took off my helmet and his eyes widened What? Can't a chic ride a motorcycle too? He smirked and
pointed at my legs.
Ohh crapno wonder guys kept checking me out He twitched and glared at the motorcycle, whoa
what did I say?
I pulled the skirt down some more, it didn't show a lot it only went a little over mid-thigh I'm gonna
park it, see ya inside I hung my helmet on the back and went to park it.

Ne Tenten, why are we at the Uchiha corp? Why not the Hyuga corp? Sakura said as she popped her
bubble gum.
I don't know We walked in and saw Ino and Hinata talking. They stopped and waved at us., we went
over to them.
Hey Ino-pig, Hina-chan Sakura hugged them, I just nodded at them and gave them a quick hug.
So why are we here at the Uchiha corp?
Well, I don't really know. They kind of switch meeting places from time to time Hinata said.
Why? Ino shrugged and Sakura just smiled. I sighed and took a seat. The room filled in with all the
people who worked in different corps.
Hey Ino, what are you doing here?Aren't you the Nara's P.A.? Ino smiled.
Yeah but the Nara and Uzumaki corp. have been teamed up with the Uchiha corp for years. The
Hyuga corp is the one that recently joined
Oh okay
Tenten I looked at Sakura as she pointed to the door. Neji, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Naruto came in.
Everything got quiet. Wow, I didn't know they could do that, more the reason to call them freaks.
They sat all the way up in-front. Stupid important people, making us feel poor....and unimportant.

Sasuke stayed up and coughed We have gathered you here to tell you 10 new rules and regulations
This will take very little time so after this you may leave and if you have any questions, I don't care.
Deal with them I sweat drop at the last comment.
Okay these rules will be followed. If not you'll be fired and live a pathetic life Naruto said in an
overly-happy voice.
I saw Hinata twitch from the corner of my eye.
Now then, here are some simple rules Said Shikamaru and he turned on the overhead (A/N: I don't
know how it's spelled, it's that thing the teachers use in school).
In-front of us were 10 rules. 10 simple rules.
I smirked 'This will be easy. I mean there just rules'
They are in simple words so the stupid people can understand them Neji said bluntly, I almost burst
out laughing.
Rule number 1: No glomping your boss Said Sasuke.
Rule number 2: The clothes must be appropriate. NO mini-skirts, tight shirts showing cleavage etc.
Almost everyone complained.
'God what sluts' I thought as a lot of the girls complained. And ALL of the guys complained too! I
mean, gosh don't they have morals?!
Shut up and listen dammit! Naruto said as he....ate his ramen? I saw Hinata shake her head.
Rule number 3: You have to be on time, everyday. Tardiness is not acceptable Naruto slurped up
more ramen.
Rule number 4: Work has to be done. No exceptions, if it's not you'll be fired Sasuke smirked at all
the faces that paled.
I snickered, lot's of people are going to be fired! HAHA.
Rule number 5: Offices must be clean and organized. No messy work places. We will do monthly
inspections
Again people paled, HAHA I'm getting a kick out of this. So far, so good.
Rule number 6: No slacking off Naruto slurped more ramen. I snorted, this coming from the guy who
procrastinates every single day. Seriously! Ask Hinata.
Rule number-- Sasuke got cut off by Naruto choking. Sasuke glared at him and I started laughing my
ass out.

Hinata got up and ran to Naruto, she panicked and punched him in the back. I flinched 'Ooo that's gotta
hurt' I thought as Naruto started to breath again. He thanked Hinata and ate his ramen again. Weirdo.
Dobe. Anyway rule number 7: You must sign in at the front desk, everyday. Failure to do so will result
in pay reduction. People groaned, I was one of them. Come on that will waste about 5 minutes of my
life! What a stupid rule.
Rule number 8: No glomping your boss I sweat drop, didn't he say that already?
Rule number 9: No FAN GIRLING your boss. If you do you'll got jail I felt my eye twitch, wow
they're really afraid if there fan girls huh?
And finally rule number 10, I let out a breath, so far I could follow all those rules. No relationships
with ANY of the employees, that also means your boss Sasuke said as I gawked. Uh-oh, Huston we
have a problem.
-I sighed and drank my coffee. I fixed my gaze on Sakura and Ino who were talking and then Hinata
who was talking on the phone. We went Star Bucks after the meeting. I didn't have the guts to tell them
that I'm starting to like Neji. Or that me and Neji used to got to the same high school and I developed a
crush on him.
I drank my coffee, back then he never even glanced at me. To him I was just another 'fan girl'.
My gaze wondered to the busy streets. I sighed again then sweat drop, I've been doing that a lot.
Ne ne Ten you wanna go to the movies? I turned to Ino.
Depends which one we're gonna see
The latest movie in right now I frowned.
Then I've seen it Ino frowned and Sakura shrugged. Hinata got off the phone.
Hey can I come Ino nodded eagerly and they all hugged. Ugh how clich.
I stood up, I have better things to do Hey see ya later I walked out, leaving them confused.
-I walked though the crowded streets...only to have someone step on my foot OWW you asshole watch
were your going I glared at the guy.
God, sor-ry. Ugh He left swaying his hips. My eye twitched, it took me awhile to notice he was gay.
(A/N:No offense gay people!)
I shook my head and kept going, I went to the parking lot and got on my motorcycle. I put on my
helmet but stopped half-way.

There was a guy clad in green, with a bowl a like haircut, and BIG freaky eyebrows. That could only
be ONE person.
YOSH!, MY BEAUTIFUL YOUTHFULL FLOWER I screamed and turned on my motorcycle.
Screw the helmet.
WAIT TENTEN-CHAN! I got out the lot and headed home...well sort of.
-I stopped in front-of the Hyuga corps. I had to get my purse that I forgot about, what, 2 days ago?
I got into the elevator and then I felt it stop. I panicked and looked at the floor I was on. I paled, I was
on the 20th floor! No one was on the 20th floor right now!
Shit
'Fuck, fuck, fuck, hardly anyone works on the 20th floor!' I thought dejectedly. I will now do what I
always do when I'm in some deep shit. Scream...but sometimes I swear.
AHH! FUCK! I screamed LET ME OUT! HELLO! I stopped after about 10 minutes, I was about
to give up when I heard someone respond.
Hello? It was faint but I heard it.
YEAH!! IN THE ELEVATOR!! HELLO!! I yelled at the top of my lungs.
Tenten? Tenten! Where are you? I sighed in relief. It was Neji. For once I'm happy to see him...in this
case hear him.
ELEVATOR! I heard him walked away, probably to get help...right?
10 Minutes Later
NEJI!! I banged the metal door NEJI, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT
HEAD I screamed, yeah see I swear when I'm in deep shit.
I sighed and let myself slide down the wall. I stared at metal door in-front of me.
Man why does this always happed to me? I thought out loud. My phone rang and I hastily picked it
up.
Hello?
Tenten, it's Neji
Neji you little ass! How dare you leave me here you son-of-a-bitch! I swore at him Hey you would
do the same if you were in my place!

...Tenten I went to get help...

Ohh then...thanks I said
Right, so see you in about 1 minute? I mean you'll come crashing down. So bye. Oh and hold onto
the rail
Okay, bye I hung up and waited Oh fuck
AHHHHH I screamed as the elevator came crashing down. I floated up in the air a little. If I wasn't
in this life threatening situation then I would have thought that this was fucking cool. But sadly I am.
Towards the end the elevator braked and I hit my head on the pole above me causing me to pass out.
-Tenten? I opened my eyes to come face to face with pearl white eyes. I blinked and looked around. I
was in his office. I had my head on his lap. He was way to close to me and I just had to kill the
moment.
Hey Neji, I just remembered that your fan girls would kill to be in this position Neji smirked and
gave me space, I sat upright and looked down at my lap.
YOU PERVERT! I punched Neji in the face, I missed but he fell back chuckling. I lowered my skirt
and glowered. My skirt was above mid-thigh and he had a pretty good view of my panties. Asshole.
What? I didn't look I glared at him and felt my face heat up again.
Yes you did He raised and eye brow.
How do you know that? I growled.
Because, what man on earth would not at least look? He closed his eyes and stood up. I followed him
with my eyes.
Your right. I did look, for about 1 minute? I gawked at him. How the hell can he say that? Won't he at
least try to lie?
He smirked Never knew you were the type to wear G-strings He opened the door and left running.
HYUGA!! I stood up, my face as red as a tomato and went to go kill him. Oh yes when I catch him, I
will castrate him.
Chapter 6
Sexiness and Innocence

SAKURA! WAKE THE HELL UP! I woke up and sat upright...only to have my head bang on a
lamp.
OWW I tried to sit up straight again, I hit it again. I tried about 3 more times before I blew my top.
DAMMIT! WHO PUT THIS LAMP IN-FRON T OF ME! I screamed and cautiously avoided the
lamp of doom.
I did why? I glared at Tenten who was leaning on the door frame acting all cool.
Why did you put...a lamp in-front of me? She just smiled.
Because I wanted to see how may time you would bang your head on it she paused and shook her
head 5 times...damn your slow! I glared. I pushed the lamp down and it made this nice CRASH
sound.
I feel so loved She shrugged and left. I grumbled and went to take a shower. I came out 20 minutes
later, dressed in my usual attire..and went to get revenge on Tenten!
I silently walked down the stairs, singing the mission impossible song.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUUNN!!!! I screeched as I entered the
kitchen.
Tenten covered her ears and yelled a colorful string of words...I don't get why they say 'colorful string
of words'? I mean there's nothing colorful about words.
Dadada, dadada, dadada, dada. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN- I got interrupted by Tenten's whining.
Sakura, shut up and eat I pouted, I liked the mission impossible song.
Aww but it's all about the Mission Impossible song!
Do I look like I care? I stared intently at her. After about 5 minutes I responded.
Uh...no? I saw the corner of her lips twitch up, HAHA she wants to laugh at my stupidity...wait that
came out wrong!!
Exactly, geez Sakura why are you soo slow? I stuffed the waffle in my mouth. I chewed and
swallowed.
Cuz, if I act like my nerdy self then people will expect too much of me. But if I act retarded and
bubbly, people tend to expect less of me...then gawk when I ace a test! I chugged down the milk.
Ahhh--that felt good I slammed the glass on the table and grinned at Tenten's blank face.
You know you wanna laugh I said in a sing-song voice SO LAUGH DAMMIT!! she looked away
and a couple of giggles escaped her.

Ha! You giggled! I made you laugh. Oh yeah! I stood up and threw my arms up in the air. Tenten
clenched her jaw, damn she's stubborn!
Tenten come on! Laugh already-OH MY GOD A NICKLE! I heard Tenten laugh her ass out. What?
It's free money!
I picked it up and stuffed it in my pocket. I grinned as Tenten stopped laughing and went to the cars.
I filled them with gas this time, I'm so glad I bought this cheap, old, ugly, good for nothing car I said
airily, I opened the door and...the handle came off.
I stared at it and Tenten laughed at my misfortune.
Ha, ha very funny. But I shouldn't be talking, look at your car! She did and frowned. Her car was in
the same state as mine. The only new and good looking things we had were the motorcycles. And that
cost more than half of my savings! And Tenten's too...maybe less.
Okay so maybe your right We both stare at our cheap cars.
Wanna take the bikes? I said out of nowhere.
Oh yeah, let's take the bikes We took out our bikes and...I couldn't find the garage control thingy!
Umm-I think I lost it She glared at me.
You what!? I blinked.
I lost it, geez and you call me slow Tenten groaned.
How are we gonna open it now?
Oh, oh, I know! She nodded.
Okay I stood in-front of the garage door OPEN SESAMY! Tenten banged her head on the wall. I
shrugged.
That's all I got Tenten growled in frustration, then I decided to use my brain because Tenten looked
retarded as she tried to open the door.
Okay...uh we can just lift the door you know Tenten smiled. She slipped her fingers under and thrust
the door up. I smirked, maybe I should tell Tenten that when she bends down you can see her....nah.
Okay, let's go I got bored
Yeah, okay We turned on our engines and our bikes purred like kittens...okay, okay, genetically
altered blood thirsty kittens.
We left and then I saw the high schoolers I saw the other day!

HI!! I sped passed them BYE!! I saw Tenten shake her head, fun sucker to the max!
-I stopped in-front of the building, the Uchiha corps. This big ass building never ceases to amaze me, it
was so big and beautiful...okay yeah that sounded a little clich but yeah I'm serious! I mean it's
fucking big!-- And the coffee is great too.
I parked my bike, walked inside and went to sign into the desk thingy.
Sign me in baby! I yelled then giggled at Sakuya's surprised face. She grinned at me, her eyes
gleamed with joy.
Sakura-chan! Sure, oh and Sasuke is waiting for you in his office I scrunched my face up in
disappointment. I wanted to go see my beautiful officeokay so maybe I just wanted coffee! Don't
blame me, I'm not a morning person.
I walked towards the elevator and gasped. The elevator was...OUT OF ORDER?! I stared at the sign.
But how am I suppose to get to the 41st floor?! I thought out loud.
The stairs Said some weird guy. I groaned and started my long, long journey up the stairs of doom.
3 hours later
I knock on Sasuke's office, panting like a dog. I heard his approval and I opened the door....only to let
myself drop on the HARD ground.
Sakura! Your 3 hours late! I glared at him the best I could.
Yeah! Well you try climbing 41 floors! I lay my head back on the ground. Stupid Uchiha. I mean I
bet he got some poor unfortunate soul to carry him up the stairs.
I climbed those stairs too Sakura and it only took me 1 hour....Okay so maybe he didn't get some
poor unfortunate soul to help him.
Well sor-ry! But not all of us can be as strong as you! I yelled and sat up. He glared at me, big
whoop! I've seen far worse....not counting Tenten....okay maybe counting Tenten.
Hn, get this work done. You have 2 hours I grumbled and got the work. I stuck my tongue out to him.
You better put it back, or I'll do something freaky with it
EWWW I put it back and walked out of his office. I went into mine and looked at he mirror inside
my room.
I was blushing. It was light, but you could see it.

I frowned.
'Sasuke...why do you make me feel this way?'
-NO!
Yes
NO!!!
Yes I glared hard at Neji. No way in hell was I doing that!
Why me?! I mean I bet there girls out there that are far prettier than me! He gave me a disbelieving
look. Okay so I had killer curves, A big ass chest and some ass. But that doesn't mean I have to be the
one to do it!
Because your model materialwith a little more ass I glared at him and covered my butt with my
hand. Pervert.
And now that I think about it...you have some chest too He examined me. I got the curtain that hung
by the window of his office and covered myself. God can he be more of a pervert?!....but why do I like
it?
Neji...I gave him a look, he smirked and rested his head on his hands. Okay so if I was one of those
brain-dead fan girls, I would totally be drooling and squealing. But I'm not so I just gave him a blank
look.
So will you do it? I narrowed my eyes.
Do what? He sighed.
Model for the cover of the magazine I shook me head no.
Tenten your the only one that the director approved of. I glared at him. He sighed.
I'll raise your pay
When do I start?
-I stared at the 'thing' in-front of me. I accepted to be the model for the cover. But you seeit had
'topics' like a school girl topic, kimono topic stuff like that. And this months topic was Chinese themed.
Fucking bastard. He only chose me cuz I'm half Chinese!
I got the qipao and put it on.

-I timidly walked out of the make-up room. Only to have everyone stop what they are doing and stare at
me. I blushed lightly and kept on walking until I made it to the director.
Uh, I'm here for the photo-shoot? He glanced at me and checked me up and down. I was wearing a
crimson qipao. It went all the way down to my ankles and had slits that went all the way to my waist.
Seriously! But they kind of closed in soo it went about 7 inches above mid-thigh? I don't know...
It had a nice golden dragon that twisted around me. I also has some red and gold flats. My hair was in a
high ponytail and I had a crown that looked like the stems of roses, thorns in all. But it had a big red
gem in the middle. I had another one on my right arm. I also had a fan with a gold dragon on it. (A/N: I
don't know how to explain it so if it's confusing, I'm sorry!)
He grinned at mePerfect! You look...I am speechless! I blushed and smiled shyly. From the corner of
my eye I saw Neji stare at me. I shifted uncomfortably as the director told me what to do.
I nodded and I got on the stage, which had the background of a black dragon, the rest was just blood
red.
Alright start! I did different poses as he walked around me taking photo's and making comments. I
shifted my eyes to Neji, he was still staring at me. When our eyes met, he smirked and I smiled coyly.
Perfect! Keep that smile! I did and I kept staring at Neji, who apparently got the message. He
chuckled and tilted his head as I posed again.
It kept going like this for 3 hours! By the time the photo-shoot was over, I was tired and sore from
twisting and tuning so much.
I walked to the changing room and dressed in my regular attire. The make-up artists took off the makeup, thank god! I felt like my face gained 3 pounds!
I sighed as I walked up to my office. Neji had left 'W-Wait! Why am I thinking about that...pervert!' I
thought as I opened the door to my office.
I closed the door behind me and my breath hitched. Neji. My boss. Was casually sitting on my desk.
Did I mention he had his shirt out and some buttons undone? No ? Well now I did and...he looks
fucking sexy sitting there.
If I didn't have pride, which I do, I would've jumped on him and...well you get the idea.
I composed myself Neji? What are you doing here? He looked over at me and smirked arrogantly. I
clenched my jaw. Too. Much. Hotness.
To give you your work I put my hands in fists and put them behind my back. Hey! He is the 2nd
hottest guy in the world! Don't say I'm overreacting!
Why didn't you just call me though the intercom thingy He simply closed his eyes and stood up. I

visibly tensed, good thing he had his eyes closed.

He came over to me and handed the work to me. I stiffly got the papers. He was to close for comfort. I
stared at my feet, I only reached a little bit passed his shoulders.
I bit my lip as he tucked some hair behind my ear. I looked up and blushed red. His face was so close to
me I could feel his minty breath on my cheek. He leaned down and I did too?! What the fuck!?
NEJI! MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND! I pulled away and pushed him a little since we were a little too
close.
Lee I heard Neji say in a dark voice. I tensed and slowly turned around. Aww crap!
TENTEN-CHAN! He gave me a bone-crushing hug and I tried to push him off me. I don't wanna die
early dammit!
Lee...GET THE FUCK OFF ME! I screamed in his ear. He let me go and started his speech of youth
or something like that.
How do you know him? Neji said as I inched away from Lee and toward the door.
He..was me and Sakura's....
Yes I was almost at the door.
Most persistent Almost there!
Yeah
Fan boy! I opened the door and dashed out---with Lee close behind me!
Wait! Tenten-chan! Will you go on a date with me?! I ran faster, which if not easy if your wearing 3
inch high heels!
I turned sharply at a corner and almost lost my balance, I kept running and eventually gave up, I
frantically looked around and saw an office door.
I got in and slammed the door shut. I sighed in relief 'Oh thank god, I got away from that freak' I
turned and froze.
Hinata and Naruto. Kissing feverishly, and from my point of view they were going to do something
naughty.
Uh They stopped and turned to me. Naruto was in-between Hinata's legs. Ohh yeah they were
defiantly doing something bad.
Hinata blushed so hard I could have sworn I saw steam come put of her ears, while Naruto got off her
and looked to the side, blushing harshly too.

I won't tell Hinata pulled her skirt down and looked at me shyly.
Really?
Well, yeah. I mean so what if you were having an love affair with your boss. Who knows, you might
even get married! I grinned at there faces, utter humiliation, embarrassment, happiness with a ting of
disappointment.
U-Um..w-well I-I-I w-w-wouldn't s-say t-t-that I smiled and peeked out the door. Clear.
W-Why are y-you here anyways? Asked Naruto.
Well do you guys know Lee? Rock Lee? They nodded.
Yeah, he's Neji's best friend...well sort of Naruto scratched his chin, remembering.
Yeah. Well. He's my number 1 fan boy...aside from Sakura They gasped.
R-Really? I nodded sadly. Can't he take a fucking hint!?
The door opened and Neji walked in. Glaring at me and everyone else inside.
Tenten come with me, Naruto? Hinata? What are you doing here?
Uhh..well..you see Neji-- I cut him off.
They helped me escape Lee He nodded and dragged me out.
He slammed the door and looked at me with hateful eyes. I looked at him worriedly. What did I do?
Tenten...what relationship do you have with Lee?
No relationship at all He still glared at me.
Then why is he saying your his girlfriend and soon-to-be wife?
-I walked into Sasuke's office happily, I just finished organizing his schedule and did some paper work.
SASUKE! He jumped up startled. Well there goes another important note. He glared at me as I set
the papers down.
What?
Nothing He said though gritted teeth. Hehehe I pissed him off.
He stood up and signaled me to follow.

I walked passed an office, who had he door creaked open...then I went back and opened it completely
and stared at the man and woman.
OH MY GOD! SASUKE, I THINK HE'S HURTING HER! Sasuke came back and twitched. I
frantically looked at him. Why isn't he doing anything! He should help her god dammit!
Sasuke! Aren't you gonna do something?! I hear her scream. Sasuke frowned and knocked on the
door. They turned and blushed red.
Get a room. Oh and your fired They gasped and them pleaded not to let them get fired.
No, you broke the tenth rule. Out. They walked out sadly and I put a finger under my lip. What the
fuck just happened?!
Sasuke?
Yes?
What were they doing? He gawked at me. What?! I seriously don't know!
Y-You don't know I nodded. He sighed and looked around.
Well, uh...you really don't know? I shook my head no.
Sasuke, spit it out He groaned.
Didn't you take a special class in science? About the reproductive system? I nodded and shuddered.
He was a pervert and his name was Jiraiya.
Yeah? But what does---Ohhh! I finally grasped the concept EWWWW! I yelled, gross! Ugh my
virgin eyes are no longer virgin.
Yeah, now let's go, we have a meeting to attend to I groaned but followed, stupid meetings!
We walked into the big ass room. I swear if I didn't know better, I would think he is a criminal and ifs
trying to take over the world using...BUSINESS!!
....well he already did that, BUT STILL!
4 Hours Later
I stared blankly at the empty space in-front of me. So. Bored. Need. Entertainment.
Sakura? I turned to Sasuke and looked at him with hazy eyes.
You knowI was trying to sleep with my eyes open! He chuckled and left.
I followed him, duh! If I don't he gets all bitchy and stuff...

Okay, you may now go to your office and I'll call you if I need anything. I nodded and went into my
office.
I sighed as I sat down in my comfy chair. I can't admit that I like Sasuke more than a friend, but...this is
so confusing!
I've only know him for a week! Dammit! I looked at the ceiling.
What did I ever do to you? I said to the ceiling. I mean come on! Love at first site? What else is
new...
I laid my head on the table and kept on thinking.
'Do I like Sasuke because of his body? Or because of him?'
-WHAT!? I gawked at Neji Lee said what?!
That your his fiance I looked down. Teeth clenched in anger...when I get my hands on him...
Hello my friend and my beautiful--- Before he could even finish. I punched him in the face with all
the force I could muster.
Lee... I said darkly as he tried to stand up, he was obviously bleeding.
I stepped on his back and cracked my knuckled. Hehe they didn't even crack.
He whimpered and Neji just stood there, confused.
You did it again Lee...just like High School, saying all these lies about how you fucked me I stepped
on him harder.
YOU! Of all people will NEVER lay a hand on me! I stepped on him harder. Bastard, he got me the
label of a slut, whore and tramp back in High School.
Stop making up all these lies, you pathetic excuse for a man. Just because you lust for me doesn't
mean you have to make up lies!
He stood up and looked at me with sad eyes. Aww does he think I'm gonna apologize?
I could care less if your hurt. I never liked you at all and neither did Sakura, in fact. She loathes you
for ruining her life! You just made it harder for her!
But she was-- I interrupted him. And don't think I'm a bitch or anything but he is a mean, heartless,
piece of shit!.
No! You don't know! You said you slept with her mom! She has no mom, she died! And so did her
dad, did you know that? Hmm? He looked at me shocked. Imbecile.

Now leave!
But--
LEAVE! I pointed at the door. He left quickly. I glared at the floor beneath me. I hate him so much.
And I hardly hate anyone. It's really hared for me and Sakura to hate someone this much.
Tenten?
WHAT?! I glared at Neji, he looked at me calmly.
So he's done this before? I nodded.
He ruined Sakura's and my life because we wouldn't go out with him He nodded.
He popular in that school Neji put a hand my shoulder.
So all of that stuff he said...?
Lies, he wishes I was his wife
I heard him sigh in relief. I smiled, was he...
Neji...were you jealous? He glared at me.
No I grinned at him, forgetting all my anger.
Yes you were, aww you fell for me! His glare hardened.
No I wasn't I shrugged, I'll tease him later/
So, why were you here again?
Paper work
Ah yeah, that I got the papers that scattered on the floor. .
Tenten
Yeah?
How can I put this... I looked at him, still bent over.
What?
I can see your...uhh underwear? I blushed crimson and stood up straight, only to see his smirking
face.

You, have a nice ass He walked out and I stared at the spot he was standing on. I felt my eye twitch.
HYUGA NEJI!!! I screeched as I ran out, I chased him down the stairs were he went to parking lot.
But....why do I feel...happy?
Chapter 7
Fan Boys And Fan Girls

I stood behind the counter, cutting apples. I sighed happily Sakura would be screaming her ass off right
about...now
DAMMIT ALL! I chuckled to myself, I loves messing with her.
TENTEN! YOU BITCH! I laughed and stuffed an apple in my mouth. Life was good...especially if
you have someone to torment.
Sakura came down the stairs. Red in the face and and mad as hell.
Tenten! Why did you put the lamp back in-front of me!? I blinked.
Cuz it's fun to make you life miserable Sakura huffed and sat down. I gave her a plate full
of....bacon!
OH MY GOSH BACON!! Sakura devoured it...in...3 bites...I swear that was the most disturbing
thing I have ever seen. And I've seen some pretty nasty things.
Argh Sakura. Chew with your mouth closed she pouted and chewed slowly. I stuffed another apple in
my mouth.
But I don't wanna! Sakura pouted. I sighed sometimes she acts so childish...well all the time but thats
not the point!
Stop being stubborn Saki! I said as I took a bite out of the little apples. Yum.
Why be stubborn? When just a little more effort I can be impossible I felt my eye twitch. And I hate
it when my eye twitches! People stare at me weirdly.
Right. You keep believing that I walked up to the island and got my bag. Well purse but---I have to
keep my bad girl reputation up soo...yeah it's a bag, not a purse, BAG!
I walked up to my motorcycle and then looked at my crappy car. I sighed, I really need to sell that
thing.
SAKURA! GET OVER HERE! I yelled. I needed to go. Now. Neji was being a bastard again and he

said that I had to go to work early. God what am I his slave...oh wait I just figured out something.
Personal Assistant = Personal Slave......FUCK!! It all makes sense now! They just replace slave with
assistant to make it less harsh! That's the last time I ask Sakura to get me a job.
SAKURA DAMMIT! NOW! I HAVE TO GO!
WAIT!! I'M COMING! I restrained a laugh. Sakura had her hair all messed up and she had a...waffle
in her mouth?
Sakura why do you have a waffle sticking out of your mouth? She blinked.
Because I'm hungry
But you just atedevoured more than 1 pound of bacon She chewed the waffle.
And?
Your gonna get fat
And? I sighed.
Oh screw it
Finally! You get the fact that I won't listen to a thing you say! Gosh and you call me slow I glared at
her. Wow she's so nice.
I put on my helmet and turned on my motorcycle. I glanced at Sakura and sweat drop. Was she fighting
with her helmet?
Sakura, I got to go...so bye! I opened the garage door and sped away. Sure I could've helped her. But
key word: could've.

Hyuga Corps.
I walked into the empty building. God it would be creepy if I had to come here at night. I went to the
front desk and leaned over. No one was there.
I frowned.
Hello!? I said out loud. I looked at the clock and punched the desk....ohhh that's gonna leave a dent.
It was 5:30. work starts at 6. How the fuck did I not see the light difference?!
Maybe that's why it's so dark outside I thought out loud. I sighed and sat on the desk. Okay I was
way to early for work and I have nothing to do.
I got off the desk and went to my office. My beautiful office. I stopped and stared at the elevator. I

narrowed my eyes. That damn elevator tried to murder me!....with his partner in crime, Neji.
I cautiously pressed the button. I heard a ding and the door opened. I inspected it, I stepped in and
pushed the button that said 41.
The elevator went up. I sighed in relief, the elevator didn't want to kill me today.
DING
The door opened and I went out....only to trip and fall.
OWW!! I screamed as I fell. I lifted part of my body up.
I knew it!! you were out to get me huh?! I pointed and yelled at the closing door.
Don't you walk away I screamed as the elevator door closed completely. Bitch.
Tenten? I turned and saw, holy crap I think I'm drooling. Neji Hyuga. My boss. His shirt was untucked and his pants were saggy. 4 buttons on his dress shirt were un-buttoned and his tie was loose.
He's got the office sexy outfit going on!
I shook my head and glared at him. He raised an eye brow.
The elevator tried to murder me...again I said as his eye twitched. What it's true! It just walked
away...slide away?
Right. Get up and help me I sighed and got up, I patted my hands on my skirt to get rid of the nonexistent dust.
Fine I grumbled and took part of the stack he had in his hands. Our hands met and I blushed, I
retracted my hand and got the paper work.
W-Were do you want it? He smirked at my blush, I looked away. Why does he make me feel this
way?
In my office I gulped, Office? I narrowed my eyes a little but complied.
Okay, whatever I walked to his office and opened the door. Okay yeah awkward.
I stood there staring at Neji as he put his stack of papers over mine.
'Okay Tenten you can do this! Just don't look at his ass, don't look at his ass, don't look at his--DAMMIT!' I thought as I looked at his ass. I quickly looked away when he turned to face me. Phew
saved! OH YEAH I'M GOOD!
Tenten, are you okay? Your red 'FUCK!!' I thought as he got into my personal space and put a hand
on my forehead. I think my blush increased. He smirked.

You weren't thinking bad things, were you Tenten He said huskily, god take me now!
I shook my head no. God did that make it more obvious? He lifted my chin and I looked into his pearl
eyes. They were void of any emotion, and they were so...beautiful. I found myself staring into his eyes.
Tenten He whispered, he leaned into me and I just froze. WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!
WHAT DO I DO?!
I instinctively leaned into him too. We were centimeters apart when the door opened. I snapped out of
whatever trance I was in and pushed him away. I felt my face heat up.
Neji glared at...Ino?! He frowned but then winked at me and left, my blush increased times 3.
T-T-TENTEN! Ino screeched as she latched onto me. She buried her face into my shirt and cried.
I-I-Ino! What's wrong?! I patted her on the back and slid down the desk. She went down with me and
continued crying. I frowned, I was going to kill whoever did this to her.
Ino I said calmly, tell me what's wrong She looked up, tears streaming down her face it hurt me to
see my friends like this.
S-S-Shika...m-m-maru I growled.
Did he hurt you? Attempted rape? Oh my god! That cock sucking mother fuck-- I was cut of by her.
NO!! Ow there goes my ear drum.
Then?
H-He fired m-m-me! I gasped.
Why?!
B-Because of t-that stupid t-t-tramp...TEMARI! My eye twitched and I let my bangs cover my eyes.
Shikamaru fired her because of Temari?! She was more of a flake than Sakura and was completely
useless! Well to me at least!
WHAT?!
A-A-And now I-I don't have a job! I quit because Temari always m-makes my life miserable s-s-s o I
LEFT! Ino started crying again. Well there goes my shirt. Aww I liked this shirt too.
Ino! This is not you! The Ino I know wouldn't let herself cry! She would take it like a woman and get
revenge! I said. Ino looked up and sniffed.
Y-Your right! She got off me and I put my hand on her shoulder.
I w-wouldn't let him do this! She wiped her tears off and her face and frowned. She looked at me.

 I want REVENGE! I smirked. Oh yeah my day just got a helluva lot interesting....aside form the
Neji incident.
-Sakura's P.O.V.
I typed furiously, making very little mistakes......FINE GOD A LOT OF MISTAKES!! Man people
these days. Were was I? Oh yeah I had to organize Sasuke's schedule and so far I was doing great!
I typed the last word and smiled to myself.
OH YEAH! I FINISHED I screamed and twirled around in my fluffy chair. I shook my hand to get
rid of the cramp that was beginning to form.
I stood up and grabbed his PDA and went out the door. I walked over to his office and stopped I heard
someone giggle inside. I creaked the door open and gasped at what I saw.
Sasuke had one of the employees inside. And she...was...kissing...him...I felt tears weld in my eyes. I
put a hand over my mouth and narrowed my eyes.
'Stupid, stupid, stupid! How could you let yourself fall for him!!' I yelled in my mind. It was true my
crush developed into something more. But how can it? In such little time...how could it be love?
I went back to my office and breathed in deeply.
'Hell no! I will not let myself be hurt by...by that bastard!'
I blinked and my tears fell, I kept blinking and let all my tears fall.
'I will not cry for you...Uchiha' I furred my eye brows and thinned my lips. I squeezed his PDA and
went back to his office. I slammed the door open to see the woman on top of him. My chest
compressed tightly.
SASUKE! I screamed. He looked up and pushed the girl he was making out with aside. I glared at
him, oh yeah like that's gonna help.
I stomped over to him and dropped his PDA on his desk. He looked at it and then stood up.
Sakura, I can explain-- I cut him off. Bastard, they all say that.
NO! It's fine. I understand...Uchiha-san I said and I let my bangs cover my eyes. I didn't see his
expression but I left quickly. I couldn't stand being with him! I was extremely pissed off! And sad.
I need coffee.
-I sighed as I sat down, I drank my cold coffee as I looked out the window of Star Bucks. I sighed again

and drank some more. I finished the drink and I stood up, I threw away the cup and swiveled my way
though the people crowding to get some coffee.
I went outside and stretched in the sunlight. I checked the clock inside the cafe. It read 12 noon. I
smiled, I still had until 1pm.
I was about to walk when I heard the most horrible sound ever. I stopped and listened. Stomping,
screaming and...mewing? Oh wait that's something else sorry!
I looked down the sidewalk and my eyes got big. Oh no it couldn't be! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
AHHH FAN BOYS!! I screamed at the top of my lungs, I turned to run when I saw Sasuke across the
street from me. He was panting and his eyes told me to stop and wait for him but I kept on moving.
I ran the opposite direction the fan boys were coming. I ran as fast as I can in high heels and trust me! It
ain't easy okay!! my feet are gonna fucking hurt after this.
KYAAA!! I screamed as they bombard me with questions and confessions. They were so damn
close! Fuck they were working out!
SAKURA I LOVE YOU!
SAKURA I LOVE YOU MORE!
NO I DONOT HIM!
SAKURA WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?! I felt my twitch, god can't they take hints dammit!
GO AWAY! KYAAA! I kept on screaming I was getting tired I wasn't going to make it! Damn, I left
the cookies in the oven! Who's gonna eat them now?!.....I mean, I can't leave the people who love me,
they will be sad if I do---yeah that's right.
KYAA---WHOA I was pulled into an ally way and squished between a hard chest and a wall...eww
the wall is dirty and smelly, GROSS!---crap I keep getting this wrong! Uhh let's see... Ah-ha I got it I
mean....Oh my god a rapist!
Get off me! AHH HEL---MMPH A had got slapped onto my mouth. Uh OW!
Sakura it's me Sasuke I relaxed a bit. We waited until we couldn't hear anything.
Why didn't you stop? I looked at him weirdly.
Did you not see the hoard of fan boys trying to glomp/rape me? He nodded and then looked me in the
eye. I tried to look away but his eyes were so alluring. I stared into his black emotionless eyes. He
narrowed them.
Sakura, what you saw in my office. She was a fan girl. Another pathetic excuse for a woman. She
glomped me and tried to rape me It took me awhile to register that information.

I grinned HAHAHAHA YOU GOT SEXUALLY ASSALTED BY A GIRL! LOSER! I started

laughing my ass out I subconsciously leaned on him and laughed in his well developed chest.
I heard him snicker. I stopped laughing and looked at him, I raised an eye brow.
Are you laughing at yourself? He shook his head no.
Then?
How can I say this... I frowned. God what is it with business men and pausing?!
Spit it out! I don't like to wait
Well I can see your chest and my hand is on your ass I froze and looked down. Yep, pretty good view
of my boobs but only the top part. I closed my jacket. It didn't show a lot, but enough were you can
imagine it!
I twitched....IS HE GROUPING ME?!
SASUKE UCHIHA ARE YOU FEELING MY UP?! He snickered and shook his head no. I slapped
his hand off and punched his stomach. He toppled over in pain but continued laughing.
Well...about timeyou noticed I screamed in anger as he ran back to the building.
UCHIHA! I ran after him. I was happy, I knew I fell for him. I don't know how but I did and---AWW SCREW IT!
How clich, how about this....Ahem, I feel for a chicken ass, jackass/bastard. My life is officially
fucked up.
If so, why can't I just leave him? DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T I COME WITH A MANUAL?!

Tenten's P.O.V.
...You got it? Ino nodded eagerly, a evil gleam in her eye. Uh-oh I think she's going to take it
seriously. All well not my problem.
Oh this is GOOD! I nodded my head lazily. I can't feel my legs anymore, crap. I've been sitting down
for about 3 hours straight!
Yeah, yeah whatever Ino stopped rubbing her hands together in an evil way and looked at me.
Soo what were you guy's doing when I walked in? I blushed. OH SHIT!
N-Nothing, why? Ino grinned.
OHHH, I hear an affair going on! Crap, crap, crap! Ino is the biggest gossiper around! No!! My
reputation!

It's nothing
Right
No really Ino rolled her eyes. Fuck uhh what to do. What to do---LIE!
Fine, he was just showing me a move I can use to knock out a person She raised her eye brow. Uhhh
LIE AGAIN!
I was almost raped in the...parking lot! Yeah and he saved me I said, Ino started ranting on how sorry
she is and if I'm okay. Wow am I a sinner now.
Yeah, yeah let's go get you interviewed. And I have to do work or else Neji will start bitchingI mean
demanding me to do work I said as Ino giggled. I hate my life sometimes.
Sure We stopped in the hallway.
Look, go to that door over there and tell them your here for your interview
But I don't have-- God she's slow.
Ino I know you don't have an appointment but just LIE to then and tell them you DO. Okay She
nodded and went over there. I sighed, she's not getting the job. For sure.
I went to my office and...WHAT THE FUCK?! Is it really his job to be waiting for me at my desk?
Man what a weirdo!
Urm...Neji? He looked up and smiled crookedly at me. Wow, he looks even more sexy when he does
that....OH MY GOD AM I FAN GIRLING MY BOSS?!
Tenten? Here I need you to organize this I took the papers and inspected them, medical files? No oh
yeah it's the paper thingy were if you die were not responsible for your death. Smart people.
Organize how?
Alphabetically I groaned, how troublesome.
Fine I grumbled and lazily made my way to my desk I sat on my chair and stared at the papers on my
desk.
I glared at them I hate you I heard snickering and remembered that Neji was still here...crap!
What are you still doing here? Bye bye I said and waved at him. He smirked and leaned over the
desk. Uh personal space!
Are you kicking me out? I gulped, man what does he want?
W-Well no, but I have to do my work I bit my lip as he leaned in closer. GOD WHAT DOES HE

WANT!?
That's why your kicking me out? I nod. Crap, crap, crap ,crap, crap, crap!
Well I'm not leaving until I get what I want I raise an eye brow. Get what he wants? How spoiled...I
mean what does he want?!
Which is? I lean back and leans forward even more. I feel the blood rush to my face when he closes
his eyes and smile that crooked smile of his. Damn it all!
He opens his mouth to talk and the door opens, I gasp and pretend to do my work.
TENTEN! Neji leans off. I swear I feel an evil aura surrounding him, backing away slowly.
I DIDN'T GET THE JOB! I blink.
Ino? Ino stomps over to me, Oh man she's mad.
I didn't get the job! What now!? I blink. Once. Twice.
Go to the Uchiha Corp? Now it's Ino's turn to blink.
Right! I'll go tomorrow! Thanks Tenten I don't know what I'd do without you! She hugs me. Ow I
can't breath!
Well...how about you let go before you break something! She lets go and I live another day!
Sorry I nod and check my ribs. There okay. Shoulder blades. Okay. Arms. Okay. Neck. Okay. Okay
I'm alright! No need to worry people!
See ya Ten! And oh, uh bye Neji She leaves and I am alone with the Hyuga pervert again. He turns to
look at me. I raise and eye brow
So, can I get to work now? Neji smirks. Wow how original.
Oh and Tenten?
Yeah?
I can see your bra, nice choice and with that he leaves. I look down and blush. My shirt was down
and he got a good view of my zebra bra. I twitch and stand up.
HYUGA!! I storm off in search for him.
Hmm I sometimes like my life. But right now I am so going to wish he was never born!

Chapter 8
Troublesome Assumptions
I stared at the stack of papers in-front of me. Holy shit! How am I suppose to finish this!?
Err...how long do I have? Neji smirked and I felt my heart skip a beat. CRAP WHAT'S WRONG
WITH ME?!
4 hours starting...now I grabbed the stack and started---sorting it and stuff...yeah uh I think that was
what I was suppose to do. I wasn't paying attention...again. HEY SHUT UP ALLRIGHT! I KNOW IT
HAPPNES TO YOU PEOPLE TOO!
I swallowed and cautiously looked up. How the hell am I suppose to work when my sexy, irrisistable--NO I'M FANGIRLING HIM!
Ahem anyways, he's sitting right in-front of me and staring at me like a dog in heat...or should I say
cat? Yeah cats tend to be more horny...DON'T ASK!
Uh why are you still here? He smiles crookedly and looks out of my awesome window wall...thingy.
Because. I have nothing to do in my office I blinked.
Aren't you suppose to...you know sign papers and listen to pathetic men try to make...business and
stuff I said casually as I sorted the papers alphabetically. It's all coming back to me now...what I'm
suppose to do for you stupid people.
No, Haishi- sama said I need...a break I froze.
Was it that old guy that called me cocky when I came for the interview? (1)
No that was auntie Haruka I chocked on my spit.
WHAT!? HOLY SHIT HE WAS A SHE!? He nodded. I felt my eye twitch repeatedly. Holy fuck,
how embarrassing.
Yes...shehas that effect on people I nodded, dazed.
What has the world come to He smirked and leaned back on the chair. He put his legs up on my desk
and rested his hands on his sexy 8-pack---I ERR MEAN STOMACH YEAH STOMACH...
He raised an eye brow as I fumed silently. This wasn't working out, what is this feeling I get? It's not
for his body or money....it's something deeper---okay hehehe so maybe it is SORT OF for his body but
let's not get into that.
Tenten?

Yeah?
You have 3 hours I blinked and stood up. I began organizing the stack of medical things and other
papers I didn't bother to read in alphabetical order. I stole glances at him once in awhile. Just to find
him looking at me or at the window.
I finished about 2 hours later? And got the stack, I went over to my file cabinet and put them there.
DONE! I yelled, forgetting my super hot boss was still there...behind me---looking amused again.
Freak.
I dropped a paper and I bent down to get it. I grabbed the corner and winced. I stood back up and
watched the blood drip from my fore finger.
Ow I whispered. I felt someone shift behind me. Before I knew it Neji was right next to me
inspecting my cut.
He frowned and put my finger...IN HIS MOUTH!? I gasped Um y-you don't have t-to do that! I
stuttered. Fuck!
Don't worry. He said after he stopped sucking on my finger....eww.
He got a band-aid from who-knows-where and stuck it on.
[Input Sakura moment here]
OH MY GOSH! SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS! I screamed then twitched...did I just act like
Sakura?
I have got to stop hanging out with Sakura... I said to myself. Again completely oblivious to the fact
my boss was right behind me...wait behind?
Neji? I said as he wrapped...his...arms...around my waist.
N-Neji! You p-perv! Let go o-of me! I said as I tried to pry his arms form my waist. God talk about
iron grip!
No He said and nuzzled my neck. Dude! This is like the interview all over again.
I felt the blood rush to my face and I struggled more. I can not let him know I am enjoying this! My
pride won't allow it....DAMMIT HYUUGA!
NEJI HYUUGA LET GO THIS INSTANT! I screamed. I felt him smirk against my neck and let go.
Fine, but I must say...you should stop wearing G-strings to work---but I like the red one your wearing
right now. I felt my mouth fall open.
W-W-What!? H-How do y-you know that!? I screamed and grabbed his shirt, pulling up in my
pissed-as-hell face. He kept that smirk of his on his face.

Well you bent down and yeah... I felt my lip twitch and I was about to slap him when...I slipped and
fell.
Oh shut up! The heels I'm wearing are Ino's and she tends to buy the slipperiest ones...maybe so she
can have an excuse to fall onto Shikamaru...
OW!
OUCH!
We both said at the same time. And at that moment god decided to make someone come though the
door.
Neji-nii-san I---Oh goodness!
Ehh? I said as I looked up to see a grinning Hinata. Shit!
Urm...It's not what it looks like!...okay it may be what it looks like from your point of view---but it's
not I swear! I said. I was on top of him. Hands on either side of him. He had his hands on my waist
and his legs were in-between mine.
...yeah imagine that for a second.
I'm sorry for interrupting. Please keep it down, I don't want to have to come in here to stop you two I
l blushed crimson as Hinata went out, giggling! Great! Now Hinata thinks that we were doing...it.
Tenten
Yes?
As much as I love the position were in right now...could you get off?
Yes I got off and dusted myself off. I glared at him as he got up looking like he won the lottery.
Fucking pervert.
See you later Tenten. Meet me in the cafe when your on break I nodded and grabbed my purse...I
mean bag.
I slapped him with it.
Ow! Why did you do that for?! I growled.
CUZ! Now Hinata thinks we were doing...it He smirked delightedly.
...Your a virgin aren't you....or are you not--- I hit him with my bag repeatably. Oh god my face is
going to have a permanent blush on it!
SHUT UP! YOU PERVERT! He raised an eye bow in confusion, god how dense.

At least I'm not a slut who loses it to some asshole who'll dump her after he's had his 'fun' I said as I
huffed.
Did that happen to you? I snorted.
No it happened to Temari I shooed him out and slammed the door closed. I looked at my reflection
though the glass window.
I smiled sadly as I plopped myself on the chair Neji was sitting on. I stared at my reflection until my
eyes started to water. I sighed and looked at my lap.
I got my heart broken...by the man I thought loved me for me...not my body.
I looked up and pushed the hair that covered my eyes with my hand. I stood up and went over to the
glass wall.
I gently brushed my fingers on the clear glass and looked at the cars that passed by the building.
Are you going to hurt me that way too?....if I told you I loved you?

Sakura's P.O.V.
OH MY FUCKING GOSH! I yelled and gawked at what Ino had just told me. Shikamaru fired her!?
Why her!?
And now I need a job...or else my new Mustang goes bye bye I felt my eyes water.
NOO! The Mustang is awesome, we must protect it's awesomeness! I exclaimed and got on top my
desk...did I mention Sasuke was there?
I KNOW! Ino said as I pouted from on top of my desk then giggled.
hehehe I'm tall I continued to giggle until I got bored. Which was....exactly .09876484645201
milliseconds later....AWW SHUT UP OKAY! It's not my fault your brain is small and mine isn't.
Sakura get off the desk you look retarded...not that you already are I glared at Sasuke, who was
sipping his coffee and coolly leaning on the door frame...of my door.
Shut it chicken ass! Why don't you stop copying bird hair styles! I can't tell if it's a chicken or a duck's
butt! I spatted as he death glared me.
Why don't you stop dying your hair freaky colors! I felt my eye twitch.
It's natural duck butt! I said and leaped off the desk. I saw Ino shift behind me.
More a reason to call you a freak I huffed and narrowed my eyes.

Erm Saki
CHICKEN ASS! I said as Sasuke's glare hardened.
Pinky!
Ass wipe! He narrowed his eyes..
Whore!
Saki? I heard Ino say.
Cold hearted he-bitch! I saw his eye twitch. And I heard Ino 'ooo'.
Do you need some ice for that burn? BURN!! I yelled as I crossed my arms and smirked. OH YEAH,
WHO'S BAD ASS!
Just as he was about to open open his mouth Ino decided to be a bitch---I mean interrupt.
SAKI!!
WHAT!?
I need a job I blinked and looked at Sasuke.
Sasuke can Ino work with me while Shikamaru finds out Temari can't do anything?
No I twitched.
NO!? WHY NOT!? He blinked slowly and sipped his coffee.
There are no more work positions
Well make another one! The Mustang must be PROTECTED! I punched my fist into the air.
About what? I looked down...okay brain let's get thinking!....now, where did I leave the key to my
brain?......AH-HA found it!----It was in my cookie jar. Don't ask okay?
Thinking
Idea
Reasoning
Processing
Ding
What about the fashion department? I heard that they need a magazine editor and Ino's your girl! She's

a fantastic editor and is always up-to-date on ANYTHING involving fashion! I said as I snapped my
fingers.
I saw Sasuke close his eyes. I bit my lip, he better say yes or else...I'll...do something!
Okay. She's in
YAY! I screamed as Ino and I jumped up and down.
But
But?
One mistake and she's out I heard Ino gulp.
Deal I smiled at Ino reassuringly, she could do it!
Come on Ino! I'll show you were the fashion department is! I grabbed her hand and dragged her out
the door.
Heh, I could've sworn I saw Sasuke grin. Must be my imagination again.....okay you can move on to
Tenten now....yeah any second now....any second---yeah....
DAMMIT YOU STUPID AUTHOR CHANGE CHARACTERS NO----

Tenten's P.O.V.
I rubbed my neck as I went out the revolving door. I looked back and a thought came to mind.
I wonder...can you slam a revolving door?
I shrugged and decided to try it. They say nothing is impossible ne?
I got the edge and...well...slammed it. It just spinned...in place. I visibly twitched as I tried to slam it
over and over again,
DAMMIT! YOU STUPID DOOR! WHY WON'T YOU SLAM!? I yelled to the heavens and then
glared at the revolving door.
Tenten what are you doing? I heard a deep voice say behind me. I turned to find Neji there, looking
at me weirdly....as well as the rest of the people around me.
Trying to prove a theory
What theory?
That nothing is impossible...apparently slamming a revolving door IS impossible I said smartly.

He blinked and I saw his lip twitch.

Freak.
Soo, to the cafe? I need my daily dose of caffeine I said and took his hand. I dragged him to Star
Bucks, which was thankfully only 1 block away.
But what I didn't notice was that I was holding his hand...in public...and he was a super sexy, hot-shot,
millionaire who's on the cover of a magazine almost every month...fuck.
I let go of his hand, and strangely felt...sad. I ignored the feeling and ordered a coffee.
After a couple of minutes the man handed it to me and I put some cream and sugar in it. I stirred and
slowly sipped the hot coffee.
So? Why did we have to come here again? I said after I got rid of the nasty burning sensation on my
tongue.
Because I wanted to He sipped his semi-hot coffee. I raised an eye brow. Because he wanted to? I'm
sorry but I'm not that stupid.
Uh-huh, right. Now tell me the real reason were here He sighed and said muttered something.
Err Neji?
He sighed We're having a faculty dance. Apparently it's because the Uchiha corps united with the
Hyuuga corps....something like that I stopped drinking my coffee. I groaned in frustration. Great! Just
great, now I need a date...
I opened my mouth and as if he could read my mind he answered my unspoken question.
Yes it's mandatory I shut my mouth and and pouted.
Is it formal? He raised and eye brow and nodded. I let my head drop in defeat. I have NO formal
dresses...in fact I don't even own a dress...I don't the like air ventilation...down there.
You planned it huh?! I exclaimed as he smirked.
I agreed to it I glowered. I was soo going to get him back!
He kept that sexy smirk of his and stared at me, I grunted and looked around. Tables, people, retard, hot
guy...HOY GUY!?
I looked him up and down. Nice hair, nice body, hmm notice eyes but I prefer white eyes...Aww crap I
can't even check out a guy without him getting into...
Neji raised an eye brow and glance at what I was glancing at. I saw his body go ridged. I blinked as he
turned to glare at me.

Tenten let's go I nodded confusingly, why the sudden change of mood? I followed him out as we
walked slowly back to the building...huge building.
Why did we leave so fast?
I saw him hesitate Well, we need to do something I smiled slightly, was he jealous?....I hope so---I
mean err no?...aww shut it!!
Soo... I said trying to start a conversation.
Stop trying to start a conversation it's not working I grinned.
But you talked
So you can stop
We're having a conversation right now you know My grin widened as his eyes got bigger.
...Hn I pouted.
Meanie! I stopped talking and looked to the streets. They were full of people....I wonder how they
would look like if I was in the air?...
Note to self: Go skydiving.
Tenten?
Yeah?
Why are you grinning like a moron I'm soo ignoring that unnecessary comment.
Cuz I wanna go skydiving...
Skydiving? I nodded. He blinked. I blinked. And repeat several times.
Wanna go bug Hinata? I said offhandedly. What? I'm a girl of many moods...well that was random!
Hn I smiled and suddenly saw a flash. I turned to look at where it came from. No one was there. I
furred my eye brows in confusion, what in the world?
Hey Neji! Did you see that flash? He shook his head no. I frowned, maybe it was just my
imagination going crazy again...
Yeah err I have a BIG imagination and sometimes laugh out loud because of what I think...imagine?
Like that one time I imagined Neji with a perm...Dude! I couldn't stop laughing my ass out! So fucking
funny!
Hey Neji hold my bag I asked him, he took it and threw away my coffee. We walked though the

hallways and I saw Hinata...REVENGE! Fear my wrath Hyuuga Neji I thought evilly.
Hey Neji are you gay? I said airily. His eye brows twitched.
No! What makes you think that?
Well your hair and stuff... He death glared me. Scary! Not!
Oh hi Tenten-chan, Neji-nii-san Hinata said. I grinned, oh yeah pay back.
Oh, what's wrong Neji-nii-san? She asked as Neji seethed. Hehehe no man wants to be called gay!
Well I called Neji gay and he hit me with his purse I whined. Neji glared daggers at me and was
about to defend himself when I cut him off!
See! He's even carrying his purse!: I said as I pointed to my purse. Neji twitched and dropped it.
Hinata started laughing as I smirked triumphantly. Who's good! I'm good!
Tenten! Don't do that, that's mean. If it was someone else then we would be in trouble She said, her
voice dropped several octaves. I snorted.
Fine,. Sorry for calling you gay Neji...even though you are... I muttered the last part but damn! He
has good ears!
Hn. Forgiven
I rolled my eyes and went to my office. I opened the door and went to sit on my comfy chair...
I heard the door open and I saw Neji take a seat in-front of me again. He frowned.
What?
Do you really think I'm gay? I gulped...err I'm gonna lie now..yeah
Yes I said and avoided his eyes.
I heard him move, I looked up and gasped. His face was...to close for comfort. I blushed red and leaned
back.
He wasn't leaning over the desk, he was with me...only to the side.
Erm, Neji? I said as he smirked. He got closer and I couldn't move back anymore. His face got close
and closer until I could feel his minty breath on my cheek.
Do you really think that lowly of me?...Tenten? I swallowed. And hesitantly nodded. His smirk
widened.
He leaned out and looked me in the eye. I found myself hypnotized by his emotionless pearl white
eyes. He leaned in more and I just stood still.

His lips brushed mine...then the door opened.

Neji-nii-san! I gasped and snapped out of my trance and pushed him away. I looked at Hinata and
tried to control my blush.
It wasn't working out!
She paused and smiled mischievously at me Neji-nii! Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru called me to say
that the magazine will be published in 3 days. There on the phone now I saw Neji's jaw was clenched
shut and he was emitting that dark aura again.
Hai He said monotonously. He left and I just stared at his retreating form.
I looked at Hinata who was grinning Oh yeah, Saturday. Sleepover. Gossip! She said and left the
room.
I sighed 'Great! Now there gonna suck the truth out of me' I thought dejectedly. I touched my lips and
blushed more.
He kissed me. Briefly but...he did. I think I like him more now!
I grinned and looked out my window. I stretched and laid back, fuck yeah! My grin turned into a
smirked as I crossed my hands across my stomach.
I looked at the clouds though my window wall, which was awesome!
But, I'm not that easy...Hyuuga-kun.

Chapter 9
Sleepover
I sighed contently as I walked out of my office. I was finally done! After a long day of teasing Neji,
Hitting Neji and of course ruining Neji's reputation....oh yeah and working.
Tenten I turned to see Neji reading something...it looked like a paper..wait---DER it is...erm excuse
that last comment.
Yeah what do ya want? I said as I walked over to him. Again he had his tie lose and his some buttons
were un-buttoned from his shirt.
Here He said as I grabbed the paper. My eyes scanned over it and I felt my blood run cold. It was
about the faculty dance. It was tomorrow at 7pm. It was formal. And I needed a date...fudge.
Aww I whined. I dropped the paper on the ground and stepped on it.

Tenten stop abusing the paper Neji said as he blankly stared at the white sheet of paper under my
foot.
No dammit! I wanna abuse the paper! I yelled as I dug my heel into the defenseless paper. HAHAHA
what a bad day to become a piece of paper eh mister tree?
He sighed and rubbed his neck. I ignored the paper and my super hot boss as I blanked out.
'Argh! Dammit I need a date...and I haven't dated in years! Ever since the what!? The 11th grade?!' I
thought dejectedly. God shut up okay!? Business school is very very hard---especially with someone
this lazy...as in me.
Tenten!
WHAT!? I screamed at Neji who was death glaring me. Now that is getting old dude.
I was going to ask you if you like to go to the dance with me I blinked.
Dude this is like High School all over again I said airily. Neji kept his glare.
High School? I nodded.
Yep. But I hated dances so I would turn them down and keep trying to get the math that they gave
me...
He raised an eye brow Math? I nodded.
Math...I'm retarded in that subject I said as I walked inside his office. Wait inside? Aww man! Not his
and his stupid mind games again! He always some how gets me to do what he wants.
Ahh. So do you? I smiled coyly. Hell yeah!
Sure why not? I said casually. He opened his drawer and took out his coat. I felt my eye twitch at the
extra shirts he had in there.
Why do you have shirts in your desk!? I yelled as he put on his sexy coat...making him even more
sexy---ignore that please.
Because with you here...there might be accidents I snorted as he walked up next to me. I folded my
arms over my chest...alright tried.
I silently cursed and crossed my arms under my chest. I frowned as it made them look bigger. I looked
up and saw Neji smirking.
To big He said as he tried to control his laughter. I glared at him and put my arms to my side.
Shut it Hyuuga! You don't want me to hit you up the head, now would you? I said as I opened the
door and walked out. I had gotten used to Neji's pervertedness...sort of. He caught up to me and sighed.

No. Oh and Uchiha is here Neji said as he fixed his tie and shirt. I stared at him, disbelievingly.
Oh! Oh yeah! You get fixed up here but when it's just you and me you have practically look like we
did something! I frowned at his amused face.
He got closer to me, so close his lips brush my cheek. I felt myself heat up as he put a hand on my
shoulder.
Don't say you don't like it He whispered and left me there stunned. I watched his retreating form. Did
he just...imply something? Yeah thats right...
Coming? He said, I growled and walked up to him. I swear I can hear him chuckle...idiot.
We stepped out of the elevator of doom...apparently Neji and the elevator got in a fight and they are no
longer partners in crime---or so I've heard.
DAMMIT YA PIG! I flinched, ohh I hate it when they fight!
SHUT UP FOREHEAD! I heard another crash and we walked up to, two very angry women.
Fighting...again.
Alright settle down! I yelled over there screams. Sakura grabbed Ino's pony tail and Ino grabbed
Sakura's hair. It was a funny sight.
NO way! This stupid pig stole my...CHOCOLATE! I felt my twitch. Ino gasped and dramatically put
a hand over her mouth.
I would never!
Stop I said trying to calm them down, I failed miserably.
Sakura growled Fat pig!
Billboard brow!
Shut it piggy! Oink, oink, oink Sakura said as she pulled her nose up to imitate a pig. I laughed and
someone poked me in the ribs.
What? It's funny! I said as Neji, who glared at me in response. I sighed and went up to them. I
grabbed them both by the backs of there shirts and threw them away from each other.
Ow!
Ouch!
They both said at the same time as they landed on there buttocks...hehehe that's a funny word. They
glared at me while I stood there with my hands on my hips.
Why'd you do that for!? Sakura yelled as she stood up.

Yeah! It's our fight not yours! Ino exclaimed as she stood next to Sakura.
I rolled my eyes Because your making a scene and if you look bad, I look bad I said coolly. Sakura
huffed.
Your just jealous we can act retarded in public and people still love us! I felt my eye twitch.
Right...you keep believing that..
Yeah I think I will---oh a butterfly My lip twitched as Ino laughed. I heard Neji chuckle from behind
me. Sasuke looked away to conceal his laughter.
I swear you have A.D.D I paused,Make that A.D.H.D. They laughed harder as Sakura pouted at
me.
Aww no need to be mean Tennie-chan! I glared at her.
Don't call me that! She waved her hand at me as I fumed, I hated that nick name! And it made things
worse when she said it in public.
Yeah, yeah I sighed and bid good-bye to Neji, who smirked and winked in return...I am ignoring that.
But the weird thing was that I couldn't stop smiling. I couldn't stop the small smile that sneaked up on
my face.
I frowned slightly and waved at whoever I was suppose to say good bye to. I turned to Ino, who was
doing her nails..well whats left of them...yeah there all colored in light pink nail polish and look
sharp---and pointy--- I still don't see what's she seeing.
SEE YA SASUKE! I winced, so freaking loud. I think she's bi-polar!
Shut it Saki I said as she opened Ino's door. I glanced at the car, a Mustang. Nice but I prefer
motorcycles then cars.
The adrenaline...The wind blowing in your face...But there is the fact that you can fall and die a
horrible and painful death...
Aww crap! Now I feel depressed!
We got in and waved at them one last time. I fixed my gaze at Neji, who was discussing something
with Sasuke.
Wow, he looks so cute when he's serious.
I smiled, dazed by his sexiness....I silently gasped and looked to see if Ino or Sakura saw me, Okay I
admit it...I may like A LITTLE bit more then a friend, Apparently no. But I saw a light pink hue on the
bridge of Sakura's nose. I knotted my eye brows and secretly looked to where she was looking at.

Sasuke.
I smirked. OH MY GOD! MY LITTLE GIRL IS GROWING UP!----Err I mean, bout time!
My gaze lingered on Neji...then he looked at me...shit.
I blinked, he blinked. I raised an eye brow, he smirked sexily. So. Not. Fair.
I stuck my tongue out at him as the car left. He kept his smirk and said something to Sasuke who
looked in at my direction. I saw him mouth 'Careful, Panda'
They quickly went out out of sight and sat I there, thinking.
'Careful? Why?....AWW HELLS NO! DD HE JUST CALL ME PANDA?!' I thought as I glared at out the
window.
Tenten? I turned to Sakura.
Yes? I said though clenched teeth.
...Why are you glaring at the pissing dog?...I mean you were staring at it for a long time... I blinked,
pissing?
I turned to see a dog...peeing...on the fire hydrate...dude I thought that only happened in the cartoons--not that I see any.
Don't tell me you got turned on! Ino yelled as I choked on my saliva. WHAT THE FUCK!?
NOO! I heard Ino sigh in relief.
Good, cuz Neji wouldn't be so happy if he found out you got turned on by a dog pissing and not by
him trying to show off his muscles I blinked. Was he really showing off?! I thought he was just
hot...that way too people.
I sighed and looked at the sky.
You gay bastard...why do you make me fell this way?
-Okay! Talk! Ino said as she hugged a pillow. Her dark purple shirt with a pink, broken, heart in the
middle rose up a bit as did her purple shorts. Ino put a strand of blond hair behind her ear as she looked
at all three of us.
Hinata smiled Why don't you tell us why Shikamaru decided to fire you? I never did get that Hinata
pulled down her light orange tank top. Her smoky black shorts crumpled because of the way she was
sitting.
Yeah Pig! I wanna know so I can go beat him up! Sakura exclaimed. I sighed and went to pull down

her black and pink spaghetti strap shirt. Sakura grinned sheepishly and adjusted her gray sweat pants.
Guys don't pester Ino about it! She'll tell us if she wants to I said as I crossed my arms across my
raven black tank top, But then again I want to know too She glared at me, I giggled and stood up.
I'm gonna get some popcorn
Oh, oh get some chocolate ice-cream please! Ino said as she and Hinata kept talked. Sakura
commenting once in a while.
I jogged downstairs and the door bell rang. I knotted my eye brows and looked at my cell phone, which
I had in my hand. WHAT!? I like to talk...Erm...It was 6pm..so yeah.
I went over to the door and opened it, I felt my mouth drop open.
N-Neji!? He smirked as he invited himself in.
Ohh yeah! Come on in Neji! I said sarcastically as I slammed the door.
You know, Sasuke, Naruto and Shikamaru are out there I laughed nervously and re-opened the
door...to see the Uchiha glaring at me.
I pouted and ran to Neji...what!? He scares me...
Neji! He's being mean to me I looked at his bored face.
Uchiha stop sulking for being left out I smiled and stuck my tongue at him...so I was high off
chocolate, AND WHAT!? HUH!?
The girls are upstairs...go and---surprise them? I said as I walked to the kitchen.
REALLY?! HINATA-CHAN?! Naruto yelled as he ran to Hinata. I heard something fall. Shit.
DON'T BREAK ANYTHING DAMMIT! I stopped and death glared Shikamaru, who gulped. I
flinched as I heard screaming...ahh; they're pissed.
So Shikamaru...has Temari-bitchI mean Temari completed her work? I said casually as I leaned on
the door frame.
Tenten stop trying to act cool I shot Neji a dirty look.
Well? Shikamaru mumbled something and went up-stairs. I smirked, oh yeah!
I got popped in a bag of popcorn and waited. I leaned on the counter and blew off a strand of hair that
got into my face.
I flipped and propped my elbows on the counter, I popped my ass out and leaned on...the counter,
watching the plate spin in the microwave.

Spinning.
Spinning.
Spinning.
[insert sigh here]
I gasped as someone hugged me from behind...dude! My ass was, like, popped out...and if someone
saw us now...it would look, you know...weird....and they will think we were 'doing' something...or at
least grinding.
Ten...ten I tensed and blushed. Dammit all!
N-Neji...err what are you doing? I stuttered. Man! It's not fair, why does he always catch me off
guard!? The Tenten back in High School would have punched the fuck out of him.
I blushed as I felt him lean more onto me. And this looks really...well I cant explain it without it
sounding wrong! So let's just say...imagine him grinding but err not moving? Do you get it? If you don't
there is something seriously wrong with you.
Or you know, innocent.
Nothing
This is not nothing!
Hmm I swallowed as he put his chin on my shoulder. I side-glanced him to see him staring at the
spinning pop corn...that was popping now.
G-Get off!
No
Neji...
Yes? I sighed, he wasn't gonna get off.
Please get off I said as I narrowed my eyes, um can anyone say uncomfortable!
Why? I fairly enjoy this and so do you He said in an even voice, damn him!
...
Heh I glared the pop corn as I felt my face heat up more.
Shut up I mumbled. Come on pop corn. Pop already.
BEEP

I smiled and pushed him off to get the bag..hot bag. I dropped it on a bowl and opened it there. I
dumped the pop corn into the bowl and turned to see Neji smirking.
What?
I didn't know you liked short shorts I blushed and looked down...ohh yeah they were super short.
I glared Walk away Neji. Walk away He shrugged and walked in-front of me as I tried. Key word:
tried to pull down my shorts.
It didn't work. I frowned and dismissed it.
Neji?
Hmm? He turned his head slightly as we walked slowly up the stairs.
Why are you here?
We heard you girls over talk about having a sleep over at your house and we decided to come I said
as him incredulously.
Right. Okay. I caught up with him. Stalkers man!
Here, take it to the pink door He raised and eye brow, I'm going to change He nodded and I saw his
eyes flicker to my shorts. I secretly cheered. Oh yeah who's fine? I'm fine!
-Oh-kay! Ino slapped her hands together as she stood up.
Who wants to play, truth or dare?
No one said anything. That game was created by the devil himself! Soo...evil...
She coughed Okay...how about---seven minutes in heaven? She said nervously. I smiled, I some how
liked that game! Except the grouping part, I had to kick him where the sun don't shine cuz he was doing
that...
...stupid Sabaku.
YEAH! Naruto screamed as he hugged Hinata, who blushed. I blinked, do they have a relationship!?
Then images of the 'office incident' flashed into my head. Oh yeah they were together...Hmm I wonder
how long it would take Sasuke to figure out there having an 'affair'...heh I can't wait to see if they're
fired...or worse!
Publicly humiliated! Oh my gosh!...do you hear the sarcasm?

Neji and Tenten I stopped my musing and snapped my head to Ino's direction, who was smiling like a
cat.
Excuse me?
Get in the closet Tenten I paled, aww shit.
No!
Yes! She glared, Hinata and Naruto already went! I felt my lip twitch...that has got to be the
longest time I have blanked out.
Well..no! Minutes later, I was being picked up by Ino and Sakura. I swore loudly and struggled,
damn they have a good grip!
HEY! PUT ME DOWN! I screamed as they got me and threw me into the cramped closet. Neji
waltzed on in. Bastard.
NO WAIT-- I got cut off by the door slamming into my face. I sighed and leaned on the wall. I
glanced at Neji.
What now?
They expect us to 'make-out' using his fingers to make air quotations. I rolled my eyes, as if!...right?
Soo...
Hn I glared.
What now? I'm bored, entertain me He looked ta me shocked. What? Did it really sound that bad...
I raised an eye brow What? He suddenly smirked and got closer. I gulped, uh-oh.
Erm
Entertain you? He paused and looked into my chocolate eyes,Sure why not?
The...he...kissed...me...fucking crap!
Mmph! I said as he put a hand on my neck and the other one on my waist. I felt my eyes close and I
automatically put my arms around his neck. I didn't even know why I was letting him! I mean it just
felt...right!
Next thing I knew he was was licking my bottom lip and I dumbly opened my mouth, slightly. His
tongue darted into my mouth. I regretfully let out a moan and I felt him smirk against my lips. I started
off timidly then it became a battle for dominance as crazy as it may sound!
We explored each others mouth, moaning and groaning...well in Neji's side...still dude! It was flipping
awesome!...What!? I'm telling the truth.

I got tired and let Neji take over, which he happily did. I brought him closer to me as his mouth moved
with mine.
Alright! Times up! I snapped my eyes open and pushed him away. He quickly fixed himself, as did I!
Gosh do you really think I'll got lout looking all flustered!?...maybe...but not today.
I took a deep breath as Ino slammed the door open.
WHAT!? Did nothing happen here!? I pretended to check my nails. I raised an eye brow.
Now why would I do something with...him I pointed at him. Ino pouted and let me out. I sat down
and saw Neji look at me, amused. I sent him a 'you-better-not-say-a-word-or-you'll-regret-it' glare. He
looked away as I let a small smile come onto my face.
Okay now it's...Shikamaru Ino said, glaring at him,and...WHAT?! Ino paled.
WHO IS IT!? Sakura and Naruto yelled. Hinata giggled and Sasuke smirked. Sadists they are.
Me Ino whispered. Ouch.
Get in the closet Ino I mimicked her. HA! Thats what you get Ino...though I don't regret it at
all...would you? Honestly?
She huffed I'm not a chicken! So I'll go! She grabbed Shikamaru's arm, Come S-Shikamaru! That
would have sounded brave if it wasn't for the stutter.
Heh, this should be good!
Chapter 10
Sleep Overs are Overrated
Recap:
Okay so now it's...Shikamaru Ino said, glaring at him,and...WHAT!? Ino paled.
WHO IS IT!? Sakura and Naruto yelled. Hinata giggled and Sasuke smirked. Sadists they are.
Me Ino whispered. Ouch.
Get in the closet Ino I mimicked her. HA! Thats what you get Ino...though I don't regret it at
all...would you? Honestly?
She huffed I'm not a chicken! So I'll go! Ino grabbed Shikamaru's arm, come S-Shikamaru That
would have sounded brave if it wasn't for the stutter.
Heh, this should be good.

-I got inside the closet and slammed it. Damn, why did I have to get him? Why couldn't Sakura get him?
I mean it's bad enough the pineapple head haunts my dreams!
Okay, just a couple of more minutes I thought out loud as Shikamaru stuffed his hands into his
pockets.
Ino? I glanced at him. He was looking down, his eye brows knitted. Hehehe he looks constipated.
I frowned and looked away from his 'innocent' face. I opened my eyes and on the shelve was...oh my
god!
KYAAA! IT'S A GUCCI BAG! I screamed as I got the bag and cradled it. This was a fucking
expensive bag! Even I don't have it yet...
Note to self: Ask Sakura and Tenten where they got it.
Ino? I stopped freaking out and turned to the Nara. I glared at him as I put the bag on my shoulder.
He swallowed and looked down.
What!? I snapped, he looked hurt for a moment. CHA! Take that you back stabbing bastard!
Ino, look about Temari-- My nostrils flared as I clenched my fists.
Temari!? HOW DARE YOU SAY HER NAME HERE! I yelled in his face. I felt the bag slip so I
adjusted it.
But Ino--
Don't 'Ino' me! She always took everything I have! My boyfriend, my scholarship, my awards,
my...parents Shikamaru looked shocked as I continued. I had to let it out dammit!
It'll be bad for me to hold in emotions cuz then I get bags under my eyes---I mean it can me me
depressed and stuff...yeah...emo and stuff.
I'm sorry...
THAT'S RIGHT YOU....huh? I stopped half-way. Why the hell was he apologizing!? Wasn't he
gonna put up a fight at least? DAMMIT I WANTED HIM TO PUT UP A FIGHT!
Look Ino, you know my father right? I nodded. Shikaku Nara and Yoshino Nara. I actually admire
Yoshino. She's doesn't take no as an answer and is completely---how can I say this without it sounding
wrong? Aww screw it, I love her demanding attitude and how she can kick anyone's ass without feeling
bad!
Yeah
Well he said that we had to try and get the Sabaku Corp. to join forces with us. If they did then they

would have to join up with the Hyuuga Corp. also. Making us the biggest company in the world I
nodded....that would be soo fucking cool!
Wait what does this have to do with Temari?
If I make her smitten to me then...well she'll convince her brothers to join I frowned at his idiocy.
But then if you were to dump her afterwards she can easily cancel the agreement...you would have to
stay with her forever I saw Shikamaru pale....heh, he didn't think of that! Oh yeah! And I'm suppose to
be the stupid one.
No, I can dump her afterwards. A couple of months later I shook my head. God he's soo dense.
Nope. Temari won't allow it, she'll have to dump you herself. Temari will convince her brothers to
secede and..yeah it won't be pretty Shikamaru stared at me, his mouth open.
Ino... I smiled smugly. Ha! He was going to say how I was right and how he had never thought of
that.
...Did you just use the word secede in a sentence? I glared.
What's that suppose to mean!?
He ignored me I'm so proud of you. You learned your first sophisticated vocabulary word I felt my
eye twitch.
NARA SHIKAMARU!
-Sakura's P.O.V.
I laughed as Ino fumed. HAHA the pig finally used a smart word. Wow...I never thought I would have
seen the day in which Ino could be---smart. I mean she was a natural blond.
Ha! Stupid pig She glared at me as I kept on laughing. She told us what happened and it was funny! I
mean Ino never used those kinds of words...I didn't think she knew any.
Shut up forehead! Your more retarded than I am soo...Nya! She stuck her tongue at me and I did too.
Soon were engaged in a---TOUNGE OUT! Eww...that sounds so gross.
Oh yeah, sure! I'm a retard! I said sarcastically.
See! Your admitting it. It's okay Forehead, the first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have one
She put her hand on my shoulder as I twitched uncontrollably. I glared at Tenten and Naruto who were
laughing there butt's out. Hinata giggled as Neji and Sasuke...well let's just say a rock would be jealous
of them...very jealous.
Ino! We both turned to Tenten, who was rubbing her eye like she barely woke up from sleep.

What?
Stop teasing Sakura or fear the wrath the Uchiha here She pointed at Sasuke who was glaring at Ino.
I squealed and hugged him.
HAHA HE LOVES ME AND NOT YOU! Dig that! I screamed as Ino's face flushed red in anger.
SHUT UP FROEHEAD! SHIKA HERE LOVES ME TOO She hugged Shikamaru who sighed and
we had a---HUG OUT!...I have got to stop doing that.
NU-UH!
UH-HUH
Okay just so I don't bore you let's just say we did that for the next 5 minutes and Tenten blew her top
and started to yell at us then threw us up against a wall. And that my children, really hurts.
I pouted as Tenten shook in anger. She glared at me and Ino as she tapped her foot on the carpet...why
is it called 'carpet? There is no 'car' and it's not a 'pet'. Who ever created that name must've been on
crack!
Erm...back to the death sentence...I mean lecture and stuff. We were talking about a lecture right?
RIGHT!?
...curse my short attention span.
Girls...Tenten in a dark voice. I gulped and sat crossed legged. Ino did too then we put our hands on
our lap, like a good girl. Yes I am a good girl. A good girl...
Tenten smiled and patted us on the head.
Good girls, now go beat the shit out of each other; I'm bored I grinned and pounced on Ino! HAHA
I'm having a riot!
As we fought Naruto stood up and separated us. He posed and started to ramble on why we shouldn't
fight. What. A. Hypocrite.
What was even more funny was how he started. Gods it was like he was the president or something, but
it was funny...
STOP! Listen up! Listen up! My name is Naruto Uzumaki but most people like to call me---
A dumbass Sasuke interjected.
A dumba---DAMMIT SASUKE! I burst out laughing as Tenten fell to her side and held onto her gut.
Ino let herself drop back, her hand covering her eyes, and laughing her ass out. I laughed harder as she
hit the back of her head on the rocking chair! HAHA! I'm so mean.

I opened my eyes to see that Tenten didn't hit the ground but Neji, who was looking at her amused as
she laughing into his chest...heh, I wonder how long it'll take her to figure it out.
She leaned back and a few giggled escaped her but she stopped and smiled.
...By the way...why are you guys here? I said out of the blue. What?! I know that you people are
wondering! I mean it's bad enough the author has to publicly exploit our lives! God she's such a bitcI
mean I would totally go...lesbian for her..yeah that's right...you believe that oh mighty author-ess?
Well...hey Sasuke why don't you tell em' Naruto said as he slapped his back. Sasuke grunted and
glared at him. Hehe that was funny.
Hn. Nara Shikamaru coughed and then smiled nervously.
Err Hyuuga? Neji frowned and then sighed.
Fine. I'll tell them since you guy's are obviously pussy's--
HEY I'M NO PUSSY! Naruto exclaimed as he jumped up.
Naruto you dobe, sit down
No way I'll tell them Naruto pointed at himself as he grinned. Heh, Neji's good.
Neji smirked and leaned back. I saw Tenten giggle as Naruto told us. I-D-I-O-T.
You see we heard Hinata say something about a sleep so I asked her and she said that you were having
a sleep over at Sakura's house so I told the guys and forced them to come here and ruin your sleep
over! Naruto said in an over-happy voice.
..Soo...you...stalked...us? Ino said slowly.
YEAH! I bit my lip to stop myself from laughing.
Naruto. You're a moron Tenten said as she leaned up against...NEJI! Nah just kidding the rocking
chair.
No I'm not! Besides, you know we made this sleep over better He said as he crossed his arms. Tenten
sighed and blinked.
Suree Tenten stretched out the word. HAHA I used to do that a lot.
We talked and made fun of each other some more. All the way until 1am in the morning. Then things
got...interesting.
So who's up for a game of strip poker? Ino said mischievously. Tenten, Neji and Sasuke smirked.
Shikamaru, Naruto and me gulped. Shits...
10 Minutes Later

Neji put his cards down and smirked Tenten take off the shirt I saw Tenten groan and take off her
shirt. Oh did I mention she was wearing a very revealing bra? And it was cold so her nipples perked?
And that Neji was probably horny?
Okay I'll stop now.
I saw Shikamaru smile and put his cards down then look at Ino, who was trying to figure out what the
card with the weird lady on it meant. How do I know this you ask? Well...it's a thing called cheating.
Ever heard of it?
Okay so we played for a while and so far Shikamaru and Neji were wining. I lost my socks, shirt and
shorts. Tenten lost her shirt and pants. Ino lost...everything she was in her bra and panties. Naruto lost
his jacket, shoes, socks, tie, undershirt, and watch. Sasuke,...Sasuke lost his pants, jacket, socks and
shoes.
Argh! I give up! I said as I threw the cards up in the air. Ino did the same while Tenten just frowned.
She put the cards down and sighed.
I haven't played this game since high school. Man I used to be so good at it! While Tenten sulked I
glared at them.
I hate you all!
We love you too Saki Ino said as she tripped Shikamaru, who was going out to have a smoke. He fell
and we laughed even Neji and Sasuke cracked a smile.
Ne, Shikamaru, give me a smoke Tenten said as she stood up and went to him. We all stared at her.
Since when did Tenten smoke?!
Tenten...you smoke? Neji asked, disbelievingly.
Erm..about that...I SWEAR IT WAS ANKO'S FAULT! Tenten blurted out. I raised and eyebrow.
Anko? You mean our old P.E. Teacher? I blinked as Tenten nodded her head and too the pack of
cigarettes from Shikamaru's hand. She got one out and then took out a lighter. We all watched in mildamusement as Tenten inhaled then exhaled it though her mouth.
Cool I heard Naruto and Ino say.
Tenten I'm putting you on a patch
Huh?! Why?! Tenten put the cigarette in-between her forefinger and middle finger. She took another
drag and then talked again.
Because! Your murdering your lungs Tenten! I got up and snatched the cancer stick. She frowned and
sighed.
Fine...I guess I'll stop...sometime between tomorrow and the rest of my life Tenten tried to grab it but

I squished it in my hand. She grunted and went to sit on the bed.

My face scrunched in pain as the tip of the cigarette burned my skin...Ow.
You'll thank me later She grumbled as I went to the bathroom and washed my hands. I came back to
see Ino, Naruto, Hinata and Tenten asleep. Neji was dozing off and Sasuke was wide awake.
Where's Shikamaru? He shrugged and told me to follow him. I did and soon we were outside. Did I
mention it's about 50 something degree's? No? Well now you do and I'm freezing my ass off! God I
mean he has a nice warm jacket and pants while I have a really short shorts and a thin shirt! Plus I had
no shoes on and now I can't feel my feet...wait! I feel my toe...never mind it died now.
Sakura
Sasuke
I have something to tell you
As do I I said as I tucked in a strand of my pink hair behind my ear. Sasuke cracked a smile....OH
MY GOD HE SMILED!!....erm yeah, big surprise huh?
I briefly looked up at the sky. Nope it was still there. I sighed in relief before looking around,
everything was okay. No meteors, no flaming balls of flames, no earth cracking which will result in hell
coming to earth, no Michael Jackson wannabe...wait never mind...
Note to self: Watch out for the apocalypse.
Would you go to the dance with me? I felt my eyes go as big as saucers...is that even possible? All
well it is now!
Holy...I was just going to tell you to stop being a jackass and lend me your jacket but...sure I'll go with
you I smiled as I hit him upside the head...hehehe hey hey! Repeat that it sounds funny!...okay fine
Don't do it...I'll just sulk some where, No no I'm fine JUST KEEP ON READING!...meanies.
Ow! Why did you do that? He said in a calm voice. Dude you don't know how freaky that is...it's like
I just hit him, hard, upside the head (hehehe) and he acts like nothing happened! Come on it's got to
hurt him at least a little bit!
Because! Your being a jackass again!....can I borrow your jacket now?
-Next Day
I yawned as I sat up. I looked around and saw Shikamaru using Ino's boobs as a pillow...eww is he
drooling?
Sakura and Sasuke were leaning against each other, sleeping. Hinata was being hugged to death by
Naruto...aww gross! He's grouping her butt.

I then looked around for Neji...wait a second---where is Neji? I heard someone grumble to the side of
me and then hug my waist tighter. I looked down and saw Neji. He was hugging me by the waist and
resting his head under my chest.
I smiled, he looked so peaceful and innocent. Which I think you people know he is not!...not by a long
shot that is. Freaking pervert looking so innocent while sleeping. How is that possible!?
I gripped his arms...his muscled arms erm I mean I took them off me and I stumbled out of the
warmth...I really do miss the warmth. It's soo cold today at...5 AM IN THE MORNING!?
I sighed as I went to go to go take a shower. I got out and changed into my usual work clothes. A skirt
and white collard shirt with a vest thingy. I went back into the room to...still find them sleeping. I felt
my eye twitch as I looked at them again...wait where's Neji?
Neji! I whispered as I walked around the sleeping idiots.
Yes? Replied a seductive, smooth voice. And guess what my intelligent reply was?
AHHH!! Yep that was it.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
TENTEN!
wah?
Mmph. Mmmph mmphgh!
I laughed nervously as they all began to wake up.
Geez Tenten Why'd you scream? I glared at Naruto who was de-tangling himself from Hinata. Hinata
yawned and smiled at me.
Good morning Tenten
It's to early to be awake at this unholy hour but I couldn't sleep I whined as Sakura and Ino raced to
the bathroom.
IT'S MINE!
NO STAY BACK PIG. MY HOUSE. MY RULES!
I sighed as I directed them to the other bathrooms. We only had 3; so three at a time I guess. They all
showered, changed (they brought there own clothes, can you believe that?) and ate breakfast. Which I
made.
We all bid good bye as I groaned.

What now? I heard Neji ask me.

Faculty dance I mumbled.
Ahh, well might as well go shopping for your dress He said nonchalantly.
I turned and slowly looked at him, Is it me? Or did that sound extremely gay? His eye twitched as he
glared at me. Ha ha this is a joke right? It couldn't scare a hamster!...wait a hamsters brain is so small is
could never comprehend that!....does that mean it's brain will explode? Cuz that would be soo
awesome!
You know in a sick, cruel way. But hey! We're talking about me here soo yeah...
Tenten
Yeah?
...You do know that I'm your boss right?
Yeah
...And you do know that I can fire you right?
Yeah
...So...WHY DON'T YOU RESPECT MY ATHORITY! I stared wide-eyed at him as he fumed...aww
fuck. Did Neji just yell at me?
Neji...did you just yell at me? I whispered as he began to frown and knit his eye brows.
Tenten I'm sorry I don't know what--
Did you just yell at me. Simple yes or no question
...Yes?
I glared at him then smiled. I squealed and hugged him to death, his face went straight to my chest..and
I was to happy to care.
YAY! NEJI FINNALY GREW THE BALLS TO YELL AT ME! I screamed as I rubbed up on him. I
then stopped and looked down. Neji's head was in-between by boobs...
KYAAA! PERVERT! I screeched a I punched him.
OW! Tenten! You were the one who hugged me! I glared at him as he put a hand under his nose to
stop the bleeding.
I huffed, Serves ya right...and that was for the kiss in the closet too! I saw him, despite the bloody
nose...which I probably broke, he smirked. Painfully.

You liked it I gasped and put a hand over my mouth.

No I did not!
Yes you did...and the car is here I turned and saw this big ass limo there... AWESOME!
OH OH OH....lets get in it! I dragged Neji inside as his face collided with the leather seat..eww now I
have Hyuuga snot all over my hand...hmm do you think I can it on ebay?
Wow. It's soo roomy
Hn. Yes it is Neji got a tissue and put it up his nose...hehehe I rock.
I grinned as I played with the buttons...you would too right? Unless your a goody goody, then you will
'respect' it and put your hands on your lap and get labeled 'geek' or 'nerd'.
Tenten! Don't touch... Too late I pressed the big, shiny, RED, button and completely missed the big
words that said 'DO NOT PUSH', ...that I grinned as the car stopped and I went flying to the front.
There was this window thingy there so my face got smashed against the window...
...But Neji's got smashed in my ass...oh and he grouped it while he was at it...
HYUUGA!
CRASH
BANG
GIRLY SCREAM
I smiled as Neji put a shaky hand on the leather seat, he looked an electrocution survivor, his hair was
all stuck up and messy. He had blood smeared on his cheek and parts of his tie. He stared at me wideeyed as I cracked my knuckles....again.
Neji sat down and blinked. I blinked.
Blink.
Blink. Blink.
Blink smirk. Blink cower in fear.
Blink grin. Blink try to claw himself out of the window.
Bink do the 'oh yeah I rock' dance.
You. He pointed at me, are a very violent and sadistic woman

Thank you. I try

-Later That Day
...I am not wearing that I said as I stared at the 'dress' Ino and Sakura pouted as they gushed about
how 'sexy' and 'irrisistable' I would look. I glanced at the dress again. It was a satin black, low cut
halter style dress. The back was bare, exposing more skin then I wanted too. The dress looked like it
would clung to every curve and bump I had on my body.
I looked at the shoes. Simple black, 4 inch high heels. Nothing flashy.
Yes. You are Tenten! I stomped my foot and huffed. Hell will freeze over before I wore that...thing.
NO
Yes! Because that would make Neji stare at you. And we all know how much you like being stared
at...by him I glared at Hinata who smiled innocently. She can be such a biatch at times...
N. O. No I said firmly...ooo big mistake.
AHH! NO NO NO LET ME DOWN YOU BITC-- I never got to finish because I was knocked out.
Yes you read right. The mighty Tenten...was knocked out by a bunch of wannabe make-up artists.
Chapter 11
Jealousy Is Not Pretty
I groaned as I opened my eyes. Blurry....so fudging blurry!...wait is that a fly on my nose? I crossed my
eyes and raised my hand. I slapped it onto my nose..man I'm stupid!
OW! I grabbed my nose and sniffed. I looked up and glared at the fly, which was flying like it had no
care in the world.
I narrowed my eyes and went to go grab the insecticide. I aimed it to the fly and...
SPRAY!
FLY DOWN, FLY DOWN!
BOOM!
TWITCH TWITCH
MANICAL LAUGH

I kneeled and kept spraying the now dead fly. I laughed evilly as it twitched and soaked in the small
puddle of poison. It twitched and tried to fly again but it was to wet so it drowned...Kukukuku...
HAHA! That's what you get for making me hit myself! Imbecile! I laughed evilly again then I looked
around.
Hey...this ain't my house...mine is much cleaner and doesn't smell like a hamster cage I thought out
loud as I threw the can of insecticide over my shoulder.
CRASH
I cringed and looked back at the now shattered window...it looked expensive. I 'oohed' and backed
away slowly.
It wasn't me!
I ran to the door and pulled on it. It...wouldn't open. How ironic? I glared at the door and put my foot
on it then I pulled on the knob.
WHOA! I screamed as I slipped and feel on my buttocks...hehehe thats a funny word. Buttocks
reminds me of a hot dog!...don't ask why dude it just does.
I stood up and sighed loudly. Okay fine! Now I'll yell for help.
HELLO! I'M STUCK IN A ROOM THAT SMELLS LIKE A HAMSTER'S CAGE AND IT REALLY,
REALLY SMELLS BAD! I screamed as I let myself fall onto the...
OW! DAMMIT! I yelled in pain as I sat back up and rubbed my back. I punched the mattress and
found out it was as hard as a brick. I pouted and whimpered as I glared at the bed of doom.
If I get back problems from this I'm suing you! I pointed accusingly at the mattress...which was
just...staring at me? No, no...erm lying there! Well no shit Tenten...erm I DON'T KNOW GOD...
I stood up and cracked my back then walked over the whole room...wow it was small. I walked about 8
feet then came face to face with a wall. I blinked.
Hello there mister wall. Do you happen to know how I got here? I asked. It..just..did nothing. I felt
my eyebrow twitch.
Okay I tried being nice! Now it's personal! WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH! I screamed then
stopped. I blushed hotly and put my hand over my eyes.
Oh! Wait wrong situation! Erm..WHERE THE HELL AM I.....BITCH! The wall stared at me and I
slapped my forehead.
God Tenten...your talking to a wall! A wall! I said to myself as I leaned on it. I frowned as I rubbed
my flat stomach.
Hello!? I started, DUDE I'M HUNGRY! I waited and got silence. I scowled and banged on the

door. I glared at it and kicked it! HAHA!

The door went...flying to the the other side of the room and I stared at the now fallen door. I looked up
and saw the hallway...VICTORY!
It wasn't me! I ran out and sprinted down the hallway. I passed several open doors.
Empty
Empty
Empty
Empty
Sakura, Ino and Hinata plotting something
Empty
Empty
Wait, wait! Rewind! I jogged backwards and peeked into the badly lighten room. I saw Sakura rubbing
her hands together in a evil manner while Ino chuckled darkly. Hinata blinked and then shrugged.
I shuddered at what they were thinking and slowly tipped toed my way to the front door. I made there
and grabbed the knob, slowly turning it.
And where do you think you're going? I cringed and looked over my shoulder. I saw Sakura, Ino and
Hinata standing there. Arms crossed and with evil smirks on there 'innocent' faces.
I gulped and let myself fall onto the door. My back pressed up to it...damn stupid door knob! My back
hurts again now...Uwaa...I'm getting old.
Hello my best friends in the whole wide world. Nice day today huh? I said pathetically. They came
closer...I want my mommy!...I mean---I can take them! Bring it on!..
Yes.. yes it is Ino said as she snapped the rope in her hands...it looks like it's the heavy duty kind.
Yeah..it'll be better later on though Sakura said as she ripped open the tape. The tape made a scary
'Ripp' sound..uh-oh...it looks heavy duty too.
Erm..Tenten you do know that the faculty dance it tonight right? I blinked. Was this what it was all
about?
Oh! Yeah I'm going
[Sound of record scratching]
Y-You are? Ino said as she dropped the rope, then she kicked it to her right and grinned nervously. I

raised an eyebrow.
Yeah..I am I looked at Sakura who stared at the heavy duty tape in her hands. She looked up and then
quickly hid the tape behind her. Smooth.
Uh..um we weren't going to tie you to a chair, tape your mouth shut and then force you into a dress
and put pound and pounds of make-up if that's what you're thinking My eye twitched. Holy shit..wait
shit isn't holy!..great I got off topic..umm..
...oh yeah! That's what they were going to do?! Holy fuck!.... wait fuck isn't holy---not again!
Oh-kay then.. We stared at each other for awhile before Ino sighed and went to the bedroom.
I'll get her dress... She mumbled something incoherent before going in the small room..you know?
For Hyuuga's I thought there rooms were bigger...but now I know better.
Soo...who here has a date? Sakura started.
I do! Hinata said happily. I rolled my eyes.
Oh you mean your fuck buddy---I mean boss Naruto? I coughed as she glared at me. I laughed
nervously then whistled. \
Sakura blinked..well not really she blinked her right eye then left eye...HAHAHAHA THAT WAS
HILARIOUS!
I laughed out loud and then slide down the door. I held onto my stomach and caught Sakura grinning
like a cat. Dammit all! She did that on purpose! She know's I'm a sucker for retarded people!
Hehehe I rock! Sakura yelled just as Ino came back with the stuff I was going to wear. I sighed as
they sat on the bed inside Hinata's room
I sat on the chair that faced the mirror and Sakura did my hair while Ino did my face. I saw Hinata
watch before fixing my dress and shoes.
I sighed as they began to work on me, I then smiled slightly.
Well, how bad could it be?
3 Hours Later
AHHH! I screamed as I ran through the hallways...again. Ino and Sakura hot on my trail.
Tenten! Stop running!
Never! Your evil I say! Evil! I screamed as I made a sharp turn. I felt someone grab my arm then pull
me back. I yelped in surprise as I went hurling back. I groaned in pain as Sakura tied my arms and legs
before dragging me back to the room of the dammed.

Noo! I yelled as I was..dragged. Literally. I...shall be avenged! I finished dramatically. Now watch
Ino fuck it up.
Oh shut up Tenten! As if that will happen! I mean it hasn't happened before so why would it happen
now? Ino retorted as she smiled smartly. I glared at her.
Note to self: Take Ino's Lucky Charms
I stared at my reflection. I didn't recognize the person staring back at me, but it was me. I was for
once...beautiful. I mean even when I went to the photo shoot, I didn't looked half as good as looked
right now. And then I found out, for the photo shoot, that there were about 50 other girls competing for
the magazine cover.
I knew that I wasn't even going to make the top 10. I mean I'm so...plain and...dare I say ugly? Yeah.
My hair was down and it was straighten, only on the bottom it was extremely curly. Giving me that
super model hair style. The dress fit me perfectly, showing off my rather large bust and ass...man I'm
fat...and it showed off my curves.
It was...well Ino calls it a sexy Plunging Halter Pleated Backless Dress. And when I mean it hugged my
curves I mean it literally hugged my curves. It was satin black....man why do I always get the stupid
dresses...god why do I have to look sexy for Neji?...don't answer that.
I had my lips painted blood red and they put power on my face so I would looked pale, but not sickly
pale. I had a light gold eye shadow that was barley noticeable. I had to squint in order to see it...why
did they put it on anyways!? Erm back to my face.
They put on light eyeliner, I wanted more but then that would make me look Gothic..I wanted to look
Gothic..., and some mascara; it made my eyelashes look bigger, bringing out my hazel eyes...though to
me they looked chocolate brown but hey! Different people have different ways of looking at things...
...even if they are insane.
Okay I like it I heard then cheer in happiness. But
But!? Sakura yelled.
Why do my lips have to be red!? I mean really red. I look like a bloody vampire!...and why did you
put gold eye shadow if no one can see it!? I asked as Ino blinked.
What?! I wanted to put eye shadow on someone... I rolled my eyes, figures.
Okay then we'll leave in 5 minutes! Hinata paused. Tenten can we go to your house? I mean we still

have about 1 hour before the dance

I nodded lazily and they all dragged me to the car where we left to my house...wait! What!?
WHAT!? NO! Why my house dammit! I barely cleaned it! I yelled as Ino drove over to my clean,
flower smelling house.
We stopped at my drive-way and Ino turned off the engine. She looked at me though the rear view
mirror before grinning.
Because Tennie!--
Don't call me that Pig I interjected. Her eye twitched but her grin never faltered.
--My house is to far away. We've been to Hinata's house and since Sakura lives with you it's your
house so HA! I frowned and grumbled. Damn her and her facts.
Hn, fine Hinata gasped.
Oh my god!
What!? What!? Sakura said fearfully.
Tenten sounds like Neji-nii! I glared at her before getting out of the car. Damn them to hell!...is that a
sin? Wait since when do I care? All well.
I grunted. Hinata pointed at me, frightened.
NOO! NEJI-NII HAS MADE HER HISHIS--
HIS WHAT HINATA!? Ino and Sakura yelled, scared. God, does anyone here think this is like some
cheap, sappy, dramatic soap opera?
--HIS CLONE! I felt my eye twitch repeatedly. I look nothing like him!...or do I?! OH GOD!
I raced out of the car and went inside my house. I ran upstairs the fastest I can in 4 inch high heels and
touched my face as I looked into the mirror.
I sighed in relief, I look nothing like him. I shuddered at the thought of looking like him Eww I
whispered as I went downstairs again to find Sakura and Ino fighting for the remote control.
Sakura had on a red strapless dress that reached the floor. She had on light make up, some eye shadow
and lip gloss. Her black 3 inch high heels made her look taller...duh! I mean she was short...yes...short.
Her hair was being held up by 2 chopsticks, which I did, and her bangs framed her face nicely. She had
the sexy yet innocent look going on.
Dammit Forehead! Gimmie the control now! Ino had on a dark satin blue ball gown, since she's a
drama queen, along with light blue flats. Her hair was down and curled, it was also shiny..too shiny..

She had light blue eye shadow and her lips were a nice light pink. She had the elegant yet bad girl thing
going on...yeah I know weird.
Girls! Stop! Hinata tried to say over the yelling. Hehehe her voice is so low...was it me? Or did she
just sound like my mother? Well my dead mother...well she actually abandoned me...yeah shut up I
don't wanna talk about it.
I'll hang out in my emo corner later.
No way Pig! My house. My rules. Sakura replied smartly. Ino growled.
You can't use that excuse for long Forehead! Ino paused. Fuck your rules! Rules are met to be
broken! Ino took the remote control and...ran away?
I heard Hinata sigh. Hinata had on a simple shoulder strap empire waist evening dress. The dress was a
white. To be blunt, but it looked grayish..Hinata had her hair in a high pony tail, her hair curled giving
her a nice actually formal look. She looked so innocent for once. Her light silver eye shadow and lip
glossed lips contrasted well with her eyes. And the mascara brought them out too, they almost glowed.
She had the 'I-am-innocent-and-properly-dresses-for-this-event' thing going on.
I frowned..why did I have to wear red lipstick? Why not lip gloss dammit!....and I think I had the 'I-amdressing-formally-yet-sexy' thing going on...I honestly don't know...gods how I hate them right now.
Hinata looked at me Hey Tenten? Who's your--
Ding Dong
--date I smiled and went to go get it. Hehehe she got cut of by a door bell! Classic! I opened it
and...holy shit..Neji looks...finer then usual...I will not try to hide that comment this time.
He had on a tux you know regular...but why the fuck did he look...hotter!? I was to busy staring at him
to notice his eyes roam my body...damn.
Are you ready to go? Tenten? I nodded dumbly as Hinata gave me my...bag! Not purse, bag! And I
left out the door and into his Mercedes...Damn rich bastard.
You look... I held my breath. Beautiful I blinked.
R-Really? I said, bewildered. Usually they would call me 'hot' or 'fine' but never beautiful. I felt
special and happy when he said that. Maybe I can love him.
Yeah you're fucking hot Tenten when did this happen? He teased.
Way to kill the moment Neji.
We got there in about 20 minutes. I dreaded every second with him. God since when do I , the mighty
Tenten, get nervous?

Okay so maybe I sounded cocky but still...he made me feel...like I wasn't good enough to be his date.
And it was proven to me when we went inside the dance hall. It was wonderfully beautiful you can say.
There was a huge chandler hanging over us, the walls were decorated as was the whole room..I mean it
is a dance you morons!...
...Note to self: Watch out for falling crystals.
To save you the boredom it was your usual rich bastards kind of dance. You know with the rich
bastards, the expensive wine, the gold diggers---I mean important women.
I looked around as saw Sasuke and Sakura talking and drinking wine. I searched for Ino and saw her
with Shikamaru. They were talking and looking at the chandler or other people around them. I heard
Naruto yell something so I quickly looked over to them.
Naruto was dragging Hinata to the center of the ball room where he started dancing with her. The
music was mellow and calm. Normal rich bastards music...I feel racist.
Tenten? I looked over to Neji. He held out his hand, I looked at it. Wow I must've looked stupid.
Would you like to dance? I smiled and took his hand...I just remembered I can't dance! I'm
hazardous to people around me when I dance slowly. I can only dance with fast-pacing, loud,
music..not this soft and slow music!
He lead while I followed..so far so good. Yes I'm getting the hang of it! I smiled softly as he brought
me closer.
Your good at this Tenten I smiled brightly.
Really? Cuz I've never danced this before He snickered as I blushed lightly.
He twirled me and stuff before...they came and messed it up. Oh yes and Neji was enjoying I can tell
you that much which was what broke my heart even more!
Neji let me go momentarily before smirking and forgetting all about me...not cool. I backed away from
him as four girls went up to him and grabbed his hands or whatever they can get there hands on...
Neji-kun!!
Neji-chan!! Come over and dance with me!
Neji-kun dance with me?!
Tons of girls crowed around Neji, shoving me out of the way. I looked up to see that the lights have
dimmed and that everyone was either talking or dancing. I bit the inside of my lip and Neji smirked
teasingly at all of the girls that surrounded him.
Making them squeal.
I frowned sadly as Neji completely forgot about me. I mean come on! He was my date and he ditched

me. Really, really smooth Neji...you just lost 100 points, that lowers the probability to go out with me...
I looked around and saw that the same had happened to Ino. She saw me and came over to me. Ino
looked sad, and I don't blame her. I looked at Shikamaru who was smiling at all the women that
surrounded him.
So..you too? I nodded.
Yeah..and that bastard is enjoying it I said bitterly as he kissed a girl. Was he french kissing her?! I
felt something burn inside of me. Like I wanted to go over there and slap her senseless....that might not
be such a bad idea.
Yeah same here...wanna go get some wine? I hear it's good Ino said tensely. I saw her jaw clench as
she glared at the girl who kissed Shikamaru on the lips.
Yeah... We walked over to the stand and got us some wine; rich bitches style. I sighed as I sipped it. I
narrowed my eyes at the whore who was rubbing her hands up Neji's chest...and the man-whore was
enjoying it form my point of view.
Let's go I said coldly. Ino looked up at me, startled.
W-What?!
We're going to our own party...where we won't be ditched by our dates Ino looked down then up. Her
crystal blue eyes shown with determination.
Yeah! Fuck Shikamaru!...let's go clubbing! Ino said happily; talk about bi-polar. She trembled in
excitement as I slowly backed away...yes..slowly. She might lash out and eat me or something.
Okay..what club?
The Area I smirked. Oh yeah. I looked at Neji one last time before turning to leave. Okay that was
what was suppose to happen. But noo! He had to look my way. I looked him in the eye and flipped him
off!.
Oh yeah were at a formal dance..
...I lifted up my fore finger and my ring finger. I mouthed 'Look between the lines' He got the idea...
He looked startled by the reaction. I glared at him as a girl tried to kiss him, he pushed her away and
kept his gaze on me. I looked down before Ino tugged me on the arm. I looked at her and nodded.
I glanced back at Neji to see him trying to get out of the mob of girls and failing miserably. I huffed
and left with my chin held high.
Serves you right Hyuuga! HAHA teaches you to ditch Tenten the great!...I mean me, yes me! Ignore
that last part...great now I'm talking to myself...
-

Ino
Yes?
...How are we going to get inside the club...if it's already full!
Well Tenten that is called...suggestive implications duh! I sighed as I stared at the club. It had 'The
Area' hung up on one corner and it blinked from purple to blue. There was a huge line and yeah...IT
WAS FULL!
The Area was the hottest night club in Los Angels. All of the stars came to this particular club because
there you can drink beer, even if you are under 21.
Okay. Lead the way Pig We changed before coming here. Oh and did you know that this club had
themes? Well to day was the school girl theme..
I had on short mini pleated skirt. It was red and had blue, white and gray strips. I had on a collard white
shirt that was tied up a little over my belly button and I had my hair in two pig tails. I had on thigh high
white socks and some school shoes. I had a tie to top it off, it was lose which gave me the rebellious
look.
Ino had on a super short mini-skirt same as mine only very short. To be truthful she looked slutty...okay
so did I but I was not enjoying wearing a skirt..but Ino forced me.
She had on a collard shirt but it was long-sleeved and she had it rolled up to her elbows. She had it tied
up to to below a little bit under her bust and she had some black fish nets and some regular school
shoes. Her hair was loose. She looked innocent yet bad..yeah..I've also noticed she looks Innocent yet
bad in anything...weird...
I blushed as guys stared at me and wolf whistled. I hid to the side of Ino, who was proud of what she
showed.
Ino! Imbecile! I look like a skank! And you a slut!
Oh pshaw! Tenten you need to chill. I mean you can take on any guy here so why the worry? I
growled. Oh I just don't want to be labeled a slut/whore/skank!
I'm sorry ladies. But it's a full house The guard said as he closed the entrance. Ino smiled sadly then
pouted cutely. She put her hand on his chest and giggled. I stayed back and watched wide-eyed.
Holy shit...I knew it! Ino is a seductress! I was right all along, but did they listen to me? Oh no!...back
to the story..
I looked around and gawked. Girls were wearing even sluttier outfits then us! There outfit made mine

look decent...is that even a skirt?

It looked like a small piece of cloth...aww gross!
I sighed as I ignored the group of girls that were to the side of me. They were talking about pointless
things, like who got a boob job. I mean come on! Fake boobs? Man that's low!
Like I had to leave the ball dance thing to go change! I heard the bleach blond say as she put more
make-up on her already painted face...hehe she looked like a clown dude! So much make-up...
Hey I heard Neji Hyuuga is coming here! Now this caught my attention. I leaned in.
Uh like really? He is so fine!
I like know! They giggled and I scowled...theres that feeling again...dammit go away emotion! Gods
so annoying.
He's coming here to like club or something right? Well no shit! This is a club dumbass.
I felt someone grab my hand and shove me inside the...club!? NO!!
Ino we got in!? She grinned.
Yes cuz I'm so sexy! HAHA! The instant we got in we were pounded by the throbbing music and I
was temporarily blinded by the flashing lights.
Must...buy...ear...plugs!
Ino! Yelled, she left me and went to go dance somewhere, I sighed and went to the bar. I searched for
her though the tons of people.
Dammit Ino! Why did you have to be blonde? There are soo many bleach blonde's here!...Hmm I
wonder if they have blonde moments..Argh back to looking for Ino!
I looked at the entrance and saw Neji! Fuck, fuck, fuck! I paled and blended into the crowd. I danced
along with the crowd and sneaked a peek at Neji...aww shit!
Sakura and Hinata were there too! NOO!!....ohh and Shikamaru too! Dammit all! Neji you big mouth!
Ino?! Ino!? Ino you bitch where are you?! I yelled over the crowed. I looked back and..NO!!
Ino was being dragged out by Hinata and Sakura. I saw her look at Shikamaru then blow a kiss at the
guy she was dancing with..ooo I hear jealously!..um...yeah...well---now it's time for me to make my
dramatic escape!
I ran like hell through the crowd and all the way to the back door. I opened the heavy door and then felt
the cool air hit me.
Okay...now then where am I?... I thought out loud. I took a couple of steps forward and then stopped

dead in my tracks. There in-front of me were two gangs..and and did I mention they were fighting to
the death!?
I backed up and reached for the metal door.
CLANK
I felt my twitch as I looked back. The door betrayed me and locked me out...nice. I gulped as the fight
began to spread and get bigger...aww crap now it's a rumble! I sighed loudly as I turned to walk
away...well I would have if this bitch didn't grab my hair.
Ahh! I yelped in pain as I felt someone slap me, I stumbled and looked at the moron that did that to
me. She had plain brown hair. Was a really skimpy outfit and was glaring at me like no tomorrow.
I glared back and quickly lashed out to grab her hair. I slammed her face in my knee then let her drop to
the ground. I grinned.
Oh yeah bitch! Don't mess with Tenten, cuz she'll beat the shit outta you!
Then more and more people started to surround me until I was....surrounded? Yeah and now I am
freaking out...fuck me!
What do you want God dammit!? I screamed as I swallowed. I could not take on about 15 of these
bitches...maybe 8 but not 15...could you? I mean seriously.
You work for our Neji-kun!
And?
He likes you to much so we have to get rid of you! I smirked, jealousy is sometimes sweet. And so is
envy! They envy me! Yay me!
Well and what? It's not my fault he likes me more then you!...I can see why They growled and came
closer.
You shouldn't be talking! You two-faced wannabe! I gasped dramatically.
Me?! A wannabe?! I'm sorry sweetie but it seems to me you wanna be me I said as I put my hands on
my hips. I mean anyone can tell they wished they could be in my position. Neji Hyuuga's personal
Assistant.
Argh! Shut up you skank! Like I said we'll be taking care of you I knitted my eyebrows in fury.
Just try bitch, just try! I sneered as I punched her. She fell back and then they attacked!
...Man this is turning out like a thug movie! Me being the unfortunate thug and they being my
enemy...fuck this man I wanna go home!
I fought back as they hit me from random directions. I managed to knock out about 5 of them but they

kept coming after me!

ATTCK OF THE BITCHES!
Run away!
I kicked a girl in the stomach then grabbed her body. I pulled her up and one of her friends punched her
out. I grinned as the girl who tried to punch me, punched her instead. She put a hand over her mouth..
OMG! Courtney! I laughed and threw her body at her. She fell back. I kept on fighting the best I
could as they hit me. Dammit this is hard!...I really need to practice...
Argh! I cried out in frustration. When was Neji and Sakura going to get here! They better hurry up
dammit. I can't believe I'm saying this but...I NEED HELP! PRONTO!
Move it! I said as I tackled her. I stood back up only to be pulled back in again. I really need to work
at running away.
I suddenly felt the world stop. A felt cold, searing pain shot though my body as I stayed still, unable to
move.
Ahh! I winced as I fell on one knee. Everyone stopped hitting me and looked at the girl that was
standing next to me. She had red hair and a couple of freckles covered her face. Her outfit wasn't really
slutty but it was skimpy. She was breathing hard and her eyes were wide with fright.
I shakily looked down and saw a pocket knife sticking out of my abdomen. She let her hand go of the
knife. I closed my eyes tightly when she did that. I opened them to see her backing away, terrified.
I don't think she met for me to get hurt, much less stabbed. Then I heard a scream, great now people are
gonna panic...
Oh my god call an ambulance! One of them shrieked as I clenched my jaw and carefully took hole of
the small knife. I checked my wound and found that the knife was embedded deeply. Shit I better not
die man!
The metal door that betrayed me slammed open and in walk Neji and the gang! A tad to late...god this
is soo turning like a thug movie! I even got stabbed dude!
Tenten? Finally! Why..did..you...Sakura stopped and stared wide-eyed at the fresh blood leaking
from my wound, it dropped to the ground where it was already making a small puddle. I grasped the
knife and tugged on it.
Ahh! I flinched and dropped my head. Damn that really hurt!
TENTEN! Hinata cried out as she came over to me and helped keep me up..ow.
Tenten!? Oh my god what happened!? Ino screamed as she glared at everyone who surrounded me..
I was stabbed. I mean do you not see the blood leaking out? I said dryly as she glared at me.

Tenten this is so not a game! Who did this to you!? TELL ME!? Ino screamed as she trembled in
anger. I blinked and swallowed..this wound was starting to hurt a lot now.
Look...sheshe didn't mean to alright! It was an accident! I said, wait! What the fuck?! Why am I
defending her?...oh yeah then I'll feel guilty if I lie..but guilt ain't my thing soo..
...Okay that girl over there stabbed me cuz I'm Neji's assistant...and the rest tried to beat me up.. I
said bluntly as I pointed to the red head. I looked at Neji and found him glaring at her.
Wow Neji is really, really scary when he's angry. I glanced at Sakura who walked calmly over to her
and grasped her neck. I saw her squeeze it and then punch her in the stomach.
How dare you hurt my Nee-chan Sh said in the coldest voice I have ever heard. My eyes widened as
Sakura kicked her in the stomach again, causing her to cough out a little blood. Sasuke ran over to her
and restrained her,
NO! Let me go! I'm going to make her wish she never lived! Sakura said as she threw a
tantrum...great now she's having a temper tantrum! Do you know how long it takes to calm her down!?
Sakura! Drop it! I shrieked then screamed in pain...okay now I know I must never do that again...
Hinata turned quickly to look her, taking me with her..oh and I forgot to tell you...MY HAND WAS
ON THE KNIFE!
AHHH!! I screamed and dropped to the floor. Holding my hand over my bleeding wound. The knife
lied there...and stuff...
DAMMIT CALL THE AMBULANCE! I screamed. I mean god! I'm right here bleeding to death and
there just standing there!
But that's gonna cost money.. Ino said airily.
INO! She laughed nervously as she dialed 9-1-1 and then explained the situation. I breathed heavily
as I closed my eyes. Damn it hurt so much...
I felt someone pick me up and I opened one eye to see Neji. His face was etched with worry as he
helped me up. Ow...ow...ow..owwww.....
.....Owie.
I'm so sorry I heard him whisper as everyone ran around in circles...hehehe there having a panic
attack.
F-For what? I mean..Itit wasn't your fault I was stabbed...okay maybe it was... I muttered painfully
as he frowned.
You're not making me feel better

I don't care I said and I breathed out slowly. Well it's been a while since I was last stabbed...yep this
is not my first time.
I forgot how much it hurts...AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL!
I guess I deserved it for ditching you... I scowled.
Yea and I don't forgive and forget He stayed quiet as I closed my eyes. I felt weak...I was tired. Very
tired...good night mister poodlescotch...I mean Neji yes...Neji...
I heard sirens and I was picked up suddenly. I gasped out in pain as i was laid on something. I didn't
care anymore I just had to sleep.
And sleep I did! Well wouldn't you if you just got stabbed in the stomach?

Chapter 12
Gimmie Back My Cookie!
I groaned as I opened my eyes. I immediately closed then..damn light..so bright...hehehe that rhymed.
Erm right! Back to my dramatic moment...Am I in heaven?...The light is soo white I think I am in
heaven...the light is soo clear and holy...I am in heaven...
DAMMIT I WANTED TO GO TO HELL! I screamed as I sat up. I blinked at the bewildered faces of
my co-workers...well Neji and friends.
Tennie! Sakura said as she latched onto me. I winced in pain...owie! Well there goes my stitches...
Sakura..injured! I said. She let go and giggled. I grabbed hold of my head, it hurt like hell!
Tenten I'm sorry! Please forgive me! Sakura said dramatically. She kneeled on the edge of my bed
like a begging dog...hmm..maybe I can make her my bitchwait sorry for what?!
What are you sorry for-- I was cut off by my soon-to-be-bitch.
I didn't mean to drug you! It was just so tempting! I wanted to see what a high Tenten would look
like!
Whoa, whoa! I said. Everyone stopped to look at me Whoa...whoa...erm okayyou drugged me?!
Sakura nodded slowly.
Yeah..did the drugs kill some of your brain cells? I glared at my pink haired bitch.
No and was that the reason I was acting like a complete retard in the last chapter?...I mean yesterday
I asked Sakura who blinked and pouted innocently.
Maybee I sighed flipped her off. She gasped and put a hand over her heart.

It hurts right here I rolled my eyes.

Tenten? I looked at Ino. She bit her lip as she gave me...coffee!
I sipped the warm liquid. Ohhh yeahh that hits the spot!...why does that sound so dirty?
Tenten I'm sorry! I was in the drug act too! I nodded and flicked my wrist at her. Dammit! Can't she
see me and my coffee are having a moment?
Tenten? I looked at Hinata. He fidgeted with the hem of her shirt. I saw that Naruto was holding her
hand. I swear what part of 'secret affair' don't they understand!?
Yeah?
Why do you want to go to hell? I blinked.
Because! In hell you get to party and all the good little angels watch from the clouds and think 'Aww I
wanna go party' so then one angel will go ask god 'Hey god? Can I go down there' and God will say 'no'
then the angel will go 'aww' and go...do..something! I explained. I looked at all of there faces and they
all burst out laughing.
I huffed and said It's true!...I mean come on think about it? Naruto's eyes widened.
Oh my God! Does that mean that Hell is Heaven and Heaven is Hell? I blinked.
I don't know! ...Hey! Look at the pretty pony! I said as I pointed at nothing, I trembled in excitement
as my eye twitched. Sakura blinked slowly and pressed the little red button that was next to me.
A nurse came in and she asked whats wrong. Sakura slowly moved away from me as I drooled and let
burst into giggles.
Yeah. I think Tenten is high off anesthesia... The nurse gasped silently as I pouted and then laughed.
Oh my god! Neji! Neji turned towards me. I could tell he was restraining a laugh.
Yes?
I have something very important to tell you.. Neji looked me solemnly and and I copied
him..must...not...ruin...moment...
...YOU LOOK HOT! I laughed and all most rolled off the bed if it wasn't for Hinata and Ino. I kept
on laughing and I saw Neji smirking..WHY IS HE SMIKRING!?
I'm high god dammit!...yet in the right state of mind...wow Mind is a state...WHEN DID THIS
HAPPEN!?
NURSE! CONTROL MY HIGH FRIEND! I heard Sakura say...when I'm not high anymore I'm
gonna screw around with her brain by...

...insulting her using big ass words! Yay!

2 Weeks Later
..So I haver to finish all of this? I said as I pointed at all the papers in-front of me. Neji nodded as he
walked out of my office...shit. I looked at the papers, 12 stacks of 5 foot long papers...fuck, fuckety,
fuck, fuck, fuck...To. The. Max.
Then report to my office..we have things to discuss about I nodded. Completely ignoring
him...FUCK! That is the last time I get stabbed! I promised myself I wouldn't get stabbed again. But it
didn't turn out that way now did it?
I sighed as I began to sort/file and repeat...God I feel like a robot..
...a fine robot.
I finished about 5 hours later and I walked out of my quite office and into the bastards office...I am still
pissed off at the fact he ditched me at the party...stupid ice-bitch.
I slammed the door open. Neji I'm done! I screamed. The phone flew out of his hand and the note he
was writing was now ruined...hehehe I still got it!
Tenten..He muttered darkly..ooo scary! Insert the creepy thunder here to add to this
dramatic...situation?
Yeah, yeah! I know I lazily sat on the fluffy spinny chair and...spinned.
Hn. Tenten tomorrow the Uchiha and Nara--
--Oh my god you know what I just remembered! Neji's eye twitched.
What did you remember Tenten? He said in a strained voice. Dude if I didn't know better I would
have thought that he was..no is constipated...but I, sadly, know better so I can't laugh at it cause it's not
funny anymore...
I left the cookies in the dryer!
Don't you mean oven?
...No I mean dryer He stared at me before shaking his head and chuckling...weird.
Why are the cookies in the..dryer? I blinked and stared at him like he was from another planet...he

probably is since he has white eyes. I mean who in the world has white eyes?!...but Sakura has pink
hair..
...oh but she doesn't count since she was a science experiment gone wrong...very wrong.
See! This just proves it! It proves that people with more teeth then brain cells shouldn't breed with each
other! The results are disastrous! Look at Sakura!
Because you silly man! Sakura plus cookie equals Tenten loosing her sanity! I said in a way his mind
could comprehend.
Okay He coughed to hide his discomfort...ha ha! I made a Hyuuga uncomfortable! Like I was
saying. Tomorrow we shall go on a business trip to--
--Wait, wait! I just remembered! I took them out of the dryer and...holy crap where did I leave them?
I said thoughtfully...car? no...office? no...dryer? Yewait we just discussed that...under the bed?
no....behind the T.V.?......no, no....stomach? HA! I wish....under my many piles of Manga? No...
...Then there is only one solution....
That damn bitch took my cookies! I screamed and slammed my palms on Neji's desk. He jumped
back, startled by my sudden action...anyone would be.
Ohhh when I get my hands on that, that...thatpregnant dog! I'll...do..something...I ended lamely as
Neji clapped...damn those drugs really fucked up my brain.
Wonderful! Just spectacular! It's the best threat in the world I grinned.
Thanks!
...Tenten that was sarcasm
...Neji that was ignorance Neji grunted and grabbed a piece of paper. He gave it to me then took it
back. I looked at him, confused.
Don't abuse this paper okay? I sighed and nodded.
Okay
He gave it to me and I quickly scanned it with me eyes. My eyes widened and I let my mouth fall
open...no...no..no...why God!? Why!? I'm sorry!...really I am...yeah...okay so maybe I'm a full fledged
sinner but...you know what? I'm sorry but screw it! My fate has been sealed...
I hate you soo much right now... Neji simply smirked as I stood up and went to the door. I sighed and
fixed my skirt...well I was going to fix my skirt if my boss wasn't hugging me...in a very suggestive
way.
Tenten...He breathed into my ear. I blushed and closed my eyes as his hands wrapped around my
waist. I gulped when he nuzzled my neck and kissed it softly, making me shiver in excitement. I

suppressed the moan that was about to voice itself when he bit me.
Neji pulled me to him tightly against him and my blush doubled since I could feel his broad, well built
chest against my back. His hands trailed up my stomach; up to the underside of my breasts. His hand
then went down and rubbed my flat stomach. I breathed in deeply before exhaling slowly.
Tenten...please reconsider and go... He let his tongue run up my neck before abruptly letting me go
and going back to his desk. I opened my eyes and turned to look at his smirking face. I blinked and
then it sink in. I huffed and went out the door without further comment.
I slammed the door of my office and put a hand over my speeding heart. I breathed in raggedly as I
tried to control my lust...damn lust!
I blew off a strand of hair that blocked my eye sight before plopping myself down on my fluffy chair. I
looked out my window wall and smiled mischievously before bursting into a silent set of giggles.
If Neji wants to seduce me into going with him then he'll have to try harder...a lot harder.
-Sakura's P.O.V.
I munched on the cookies I found inside Tenten's purse...erm bag yeah. I took another one out and was
about to bite into it when Sasuke decided to be a bastard and call me up though the intercom thingy.
Sakura come into my office now I groaned loudly and dragged myself over to Sas-gay's office...OH
OH! I MADE A JOKE!....laugh...come on laugh!...oh, oh yeah when I say something thats not funny
you people laugh and when I say something funny you don't laugh!
What do you want from me!?...I just noticed that Sas-gay sounds like sauce gay... does that mean sauce
is gay?
What do you want Sas-gay! I was enjoying my cookies! I exclaimed as I slammed the door closed. I
winced as I heard the vase outside the office fall and break...shit I think that was a China.
I coughed and then waltzed over to the chair and sat on it. I blinked up to him cutely before grinning.
Ignore the sound of what sounded like an expensive vase breaking please I said as I batted my eye
lashes. He stared blankly at me before talking.
Hn right. Well anyways we shall be going on a one month long business trip to New York--
--Oh my God! New York! WE'RE TAKING A VACTATION! SHOPPING! I spazzed as I jumped out
my chair and danced around.
YAY! I wanna buy things! I giggled. I sat back down and cleared my throat. Sasuke looked at me
amusingly.
Yeah. Sorry I get spazzing moments. Continue and all thats shit I muttered as I blushed lightly. His

gaze didn't waver and he didn't talk. That made me nervous my children, and it is really hard to make
me nervous. Ask Tenten!
He cleared his throat and kept on going Right like I was saying we shall be going on a one month long
business trip to New York--
WHOO! I cheered as he glared daggers at me.
--business trip to New York. He stopped. I coughed and he raised an eyebrow,
And the Hyuuga and Nara shall being coming with us--
WHOOO! YEAH! Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose as I spazzed some more.
Okay! Okay! I'm done! I'm done! I calmed down and Sasuke sighed.
Thats really it. I blinked.
Oh I said dejectedly. I glared at him for wasting my precious cookie time!
...
... I narrowed my eyes. Was he challenging me to a glaring competition? Sasuke narrowed his eyes
too. I intensified my glare.
...
...
... Beat that!
... I gasped. No. He. Did. Not...for those stupid people out there that was a double negative! Meaning
he did!
Argh! I give up! You win..I shall go sulk now thanks I said as I dragged myself out of the chair. I
walked over to the door and opened it slowly.
Hey Sas-gay?
Hn?
...I don't have to pay for the vase right? Sasuke blinked.
What vase? I grinned nervously as he stood up and walked slowly over to me. I backed up until mt
back touched the door. Ohhh I was fucked up now...
Erm Sasuke? I AM SO SORRY! I screamed as Sasuke put his hands on either sides of my head. I
gulped, you do not want an angry Uchiha after your sorry ass! In this case mine...

I have A.D.D...no A.D.H.D. Yeah! I'm special! I blurted out in my last attempts to save my ass.
Hn. He leaned in and captured my lips with his...holy...
My life is going to be complicated in the future huh?
-Chapter 13
Damn You To Fuck Hyuuga Neji!
Recap:
...I don't have to pay for the vase right? Sasuke blinked.
What vase? I grinned nervously as he stood up and walked slowly over to me. I backed up until my
back touched the door. Ohhh I was fucked now...
Erm Sasuke? I AM SO SORRY! I screamed as Sasuke put his hands on either sides of my head. I
gulped, you do not want an angry Uchiha after your sorry ass! In this case mine...
I have A.D.D...no A.D.H.D! Yeah! I'm special! I blurted out on my last attempt to save my ass.
Hn. He leaned in and captured my lips with his...holy...
My life is going to be complicated in the future huh?
-Sasuke's lips moved with mine as I quickly gave up on trying to resist. I put my hands on his shoulders,
squeezing them slightly as I deepened the kiss...wow I deepened the kiss...WHOOHOO!
You wanna know what happened next? I bet your thinking that we passionately and roughly made-out
as I moaned huh? Or that he rubbed his hand up and down my thigh and chest as I moaned huh? Or
maybe the usual make-out sensation huh?Well....
...YOUR WRONG!
Sasuke-kun!? My eyes snapped open as I stopped kissing him and looked over his shoulder. I heard
Sasuke growl lowly as he let me go and turned around.
In-front of me was a a girl with hair as red as fire. Her coal black eyes were narrowed dangerously as
she pushed up her horned rimmed glasses. She was wearing a rather short mini skirt...okay it looked
like a piece of cloth just hanging there and the shirt! God don't get me started.
It was showing off her 'flat' stomach...okay it looked like she lost weight REALLY fast...okay, okay I'll
stop stalling! She had excessive skin! It looked at ugly because..well...SHE LOOKED ANOREXIC!!

Yes you read right, I mean come on! The skin hanging there and the bones showing is a super-duper
sign...
...HA HA! She has problems.
Sasuke-kun! She said in a really high-pitched, whiny voice. She practically flew over to Sasuke and
wrapped an arm around his neck. And pushed me to the side. I let my jaw drop a bit before clapping it
shut. I glared daggers at her back as she kissed Sasuke in the cheek.
Who the fuck are you? The janitor? I felt myself tremble in anger as I tried so hard to grab her hair
and slam her slutty ass to the wall. The laugh as the blood slided down the wall...oh wow I have been
hanging out with Tenten way to much.
Hi. My name is Sakura Haruno...Sasuke's assistant I gritted out as my glare hardened. She wasn't
even paying attention!
'LET ME AT HER! I'LL TEACH HER TO INGORE ME! COME ON! ONE-ON-ONE YA
WHORE!'
'NO! Must handle this like a professional...just like Tenten would' I thought as I straightened up.
Argh! Sasuke-kun! Why were you making out withwith this bitch! I clenched my fists and grinded
my teeth together.
... I stayed quiet as I looked at Sasuke, who was looking to the side uninterestedly. Couldn't he at
least back me up!?
Sasuke? Who is she?
He didn't look at me which pissed my off even more! Her name is Karin Takato, she is the heir of the
Takato Fashion Industry and a famous model (1) Sasuke said stoically. He opened his mouth to say
something else when the red haired bitch cut him off.
AND! I'm his girlfriend! Actually I'm his fiance! I felt my heart stop beating at what she said. I
looked her face, which was smug. I felt tears fill my eyes as I swallowed and plastered a smile on my
face.
R-REALLY!? Wow! About time Sasuke, I was wondering if you were gay or not! I yelled out
forcefully as I laughed. He stared at me with wide eyes as I stopped laughing and grinned. I felt my
heart break in two as he nodded and hugged her waist.
Karin snuggled in and threw me a dirty look. I tried my hardest not to cry and run away.
Karin huffed Yeah, now then what were you doing with my future husband. Ig I find out you were
making out with him there will be hell to pay! I blinked slowly as I tried to come up with an excuse.
He wasshowing my some papers and I tripped and fell. He simply grabbed me I said as I kept my
smile. I felt the tears in my eyes threating to fall, like a teeter-totter. One move and they'll fall or not.

Well that better be it! Or else you pink haired whore! I narrowed my eyes.
Karin I heard Sasuke say darkly. She huffed again and then grinned. She wrapped an arm around him
and...kissed...him...on...the...lips. And you wanna know what the worst part is?
He let her. I stood there as she made him turn his back to me, she stopped kissing him to look at me.
She grinned as I felt something moist fall down my cheek, I touched it and found that I was crying. I
looked down as she laughed at me like it was the funniest thing she had ever seen.
I looked back up an saw her mouth 'That's what you get for messing with something that's mine' I
narrowed my eyes and opened the door.
See ya later Sasuke! I see you're busy I yelled out bitterly. I closed the door and went to my office,
locking the door behind me I sat dejectedly on my chair as I stared out my full-sized window.
'Why? Why the hell did he kiss me if he already had a girlfriend? Hell a fiance! I yelled in my head
as I sniffed and wiped away the tears that stained my face.
'I don't know...BU THAT BASTARD WILL PAY DAMMIT! ARGH! I WANNA HIT
SOMETHING! REVENGE I SAY! REVENGE!'
'I don't think revenge will be--'
'NO WAY! REVENGE ALL THE WAY BABY! It solves everything!' I sighed at my inner...but she
had a point...hmm.
'Okay I'm listening
'Well since he has that red haired whore as a fiance! How about you get yourself a boyfriend
and stuff... Make him jealous...yeah...' I nodded my head at that idea...yeah!
'Yeah! Then I could get back at him for making me feel like I was the one that he loved! I LOVE YOU
I.N.!
'...Erm...you know I don't swing that way, right?'
'It's an effect dude..I don't mean it really...just to add effect to this happy mood...yeah...bye'
'Sure...see ya...yeah'
'Are you gonna leave now?'
'I'm going! I'm going! Yeesh woman!' And just like that she was gone! Now then time to establish my
revenge...but with who?
-Tenten's P.OV.

Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck
I thought as I stared at the magazine in-front of me. It was me and Neji. I was laughing as he smiled at
me and grabbed my shoulder. I felt my temper rise as I grabbed the book and stare at the cover, there
in big, bold, red words it read.
Neji Hyuuga DATING!? Could it be true!? Read and find out on page 21!
I bit my tongue so I don't scream out and then run around my office screaming like a banshee. I put it
down and then stood up silently.
I grabbed the chair and...oh god.
CRASH!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
OH MY GOD! MY CAR! A random voice yelled out in sorrow.
DAMMIT ALL!! I screamed at the top of my lungs as I threw the chair out the my window...Oh! And
remember that my window was the whole wall? Yeah think about that.
The door slammed open and in walked Neji looking all panicky. He stared at me then at the shattered
window. I stared back and he stared back and I stared back and he stared back and I stared back and he
stared back and I staredokay thats enough.
Tenten...
WHAT!? I snapped as I trembled in anger, he slowly came over to me and leaned on the table. He
looked worriedly at me before his eyes caught the magazine. He stared at it for the longest time before
he smirked.
Hey Tenten? I glared at him.
What? I gritted out.
I like your smile in this picture He said nonchalantly as he picked up the magazine and flipped on
over to page 21. I glared harder at him as I bit my lip and grabbed the second chair that was sitting
there right next to him. I looked at him and saw he was amusingly reading the article, raising an
eyebrow or chuckling once in awhile.

Well then Hyuuga! CHUCKLE AT THIS!

CRASH
TENTEN! He yelled, horror-struck at my acts of violence...which I simply call 'Releasing steam'
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
NOOO! MY CAR! NOT AGAIN! NO NO NO!! MY BABY! The same man cried out again...what
luck he has huh?
Tenten! Stop throwing chairs out the window! I glared murderously at him as I took the magazine he
had in his hands and skimmed the article.
xxXxx
Neji Hyuuga was seen outside Star Bucks
With a woman, holding hands and laughing
With her! Could it be that the cold-hearted
Hyuuga has finally found someone to melt his
Heart? It seems so as these images show!
[Picture of Tenten grabbing onto his arm playfully; he was raising an eyebrow amusingly]
[Picture of them in park, and street and ally and office and cafe]
All we know is that the woman he is with is
breathtaking! As many of the readers say!
We have only found out her name is Tenten
and yes she is his girlfriend! Shocker huh?
Who knew the Hyuuga had a liking for Chinese
girls?
Now then we all have one question in mind...
How long will she last with the all-mighty Hyuuga?
xxXxx
'Aww hells no! What the fuck!? How long will I last with theFUCK THIS SHIT!' I thought angerly as
I ripped the magazine in half. I threw it in the trash as I glared at it. I took out a lighter I had stashed in
my desk drawer and lite the trash can on fire.
Neji looked at me amusingly. It's not that bad
Not that bad? NOT THAT BAD?! I yelled at Neji, who was still leaning on my desk trying to look
cool. Well then it's not working! I mean he looks like he could burst out laughing anytime now!
Now I have to run away from your fangirls--

--I'll get a restraining order He said smoothly. I ignored him and continued.
Hide from the damn cameras--
--restraining order I threw him a dirty look, he simply smirked.
--Hide from my fan boys--
--re-strain-ing ord-er He said pronouncing every syllable. I stopped and scowled at him all while
glaring daggers at his pretty boy face...which won't be so pretty after I'm through with him!
You solve everything with a restraining order huh?! I said as I put a hand on my hip and puckered my
lips in anger. He took note of that but did nothing more then stare and then looked away, he looked
back.
Yeah, pretty much I made a frustrated sound while rolling my eyes. I plopped myself on the
floor ,since I threw my two chairs out the 39th floor window, and sulked. He chuckled and came over to
me, kneeling by me.
I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life I muttered over and over again until it
burned in my memory...just like the time Sakura ate the banana...in very disturbing way! I mean who
the hell licks the tip then rubs it and then puts there whole mouth into it!? Then eat it!?
Sakura would apparently, thats why she can't eat banana's anymore...
I thought about how the fuck they got those pictures and my name...nothing made sense unless they
stalked me...OH GOD!
...wait! Neji was with me...he is famous...and it's about how he got a girlfriendthat means..
If it makes you feel better now I'm not single anymore...since I am with you now My head shot up
and I blinked at his innocent face. I narrowed my eyes and pointed and accusing finger at him.
You told the press my name didn't you!? And you lied about me being your girlfriend and you gave
them the pictures huh!? HUH!? I screeched as I stabbed my finger in his well built chest on every
accusation. He blinked before smirking evilly.
Well, I never thought you would have figured it out by yourself
I might be act like an airhead but I'm not stupid I said dryly as he shrugged and stood up.
Doesn't matter anymore. Your mine and thats, that I gawked as he walked away. He closed the door
silently as I spazzed in happiness while I boiled in anger.... Is that even possible?!...well then I proved it
is now.
...Excuse me while I throw my annual temper tantrum. Watch out world, Tenten will now destroy
everything in her path just like Godzilla would!

....now then where is that one dude that yells out GODZILLA! GODZILLA! In that annoyingly
funny voice?
...He died? Holy shit where was I when this happened?...Oh I was still 2!?...Damn...erm back to my
temper tantrum.
CRASH
BOOM
AHHHHH! NO! MY CAR! NOT AGAIN! WHY!?
BANG
MEOW!
BARK BARK BARK
AHHH IT'S GODZILLA! RUNAWAY!....Hey they actually said it...
BEEP BEEP BE- CRASH
NOOO! MY PERECIOUS BMW! WHY!? WHY!?
NEJI HYUUGA I HATE YOU!! I yelled out to the heavens as I dropped my head and pouted like a
three year old.
I swear I could hear him chuckling! Damn his hotness and smoothness! If it wasn't for that he would be
hanging by his long silky smooth hair!
-Chapter 14
Ohh The Drama!
Fucking Hyuuga, he has balls I have to say! Now I have to be hishishis...I don't even wanna say it!
That was on my mind the whole damn way home! I was going to extract my revenge one way or
another! I mean come on, now I'm his girlfriend!?..there I said it! I am his girlfriend!
What's next I'm gonna be his fiance...
...That's a scary thought.
I slammed the car door closed and walked inside my nice, warm house...
Holy shit! Who turned on the air conditioner!? I yelled out as I rubbed my arms up and down, my
teeth chattering. It was cold I can tell you that much! Really, really cold! As in someone jacked a piece

of Alaska and hid it here...

Sakura! Hey you pink haired weirdo where are you!? I said as I walked up the stairs, almost slipping.
I grabbed hold of the railing and regained my balance. A shiver ran down my spine as I tried to control
my chattering teeth.
That was close I said under my breath as I kept on climbing the stairs. I looked around and suddenly
felt a churning sensation in my stomach. I went to Sakura's room and opened the door.
Saki? I said as I peeked inside. Nothing.
I went to my room next. Sakura? I called out as I looked around my room. Nothing but clothes
scattered all around and some papers...oh crap is that the report I was suppose to file yesterday?
I shook my head and went to check all the rooms, which weren't many. I bit my lip as I rushed down
the stairs. The fact that Sakura wasn't here was unnerving. She was always here before me, she'd pop
put of nowhere and greet me in the most weirdest and absurd way...
But today she isn't here.
I sat on the kitchen counter, debating whether or not to call her cell phone and ask for her. I shook my
head.
Noo! She's fine. Geez Tenten you sound like a worried mother...and I'm not old god dammit!
I took a deep breath to calm myself down. I exhaled quickly and hopped off the counter, going to the
couch.
Ring!
I jumped at the sound of the phone, putting a hand over my pounding heart. The phone was somewhere
on the other side of the house, great. I frowned and ran to it, then my frowned deepened at the fact that
I wanted it to be Sakura...I needed to see if she was alright.
I took a deep breath and answered Hello?
TENNIE-CHAN! I felt myself relax at the sound of her voice, even if it did blow my ear drums for a
moment.
Saki?
Yeahs. I called to tell you that I'ma come late, okay?
Yeah, yeah whatever. I heard her giggle on the other side of the line. I scowled at that giggle, it
sounded very fake.
Oh come on! We all know that you get all panicky when I'm not there! I felt my twitch at that. I do
not!...or do I?

Okay then...and I do not I muttered. I heard shuffling and thought it was best that I hang up now. I
mean she was alright and that's all that matters.
...Oh God if this got out my reputation would cease to exist! I do mother Sakura! OMFG!....Did I just
have a blond moment?
Do too!...Argh got to go Tennie-chan! I bit her good-bye and then hung the phone up. I sighed and
my hand lingered on the phone. I touched it lightly, letting my fingers slide over the smooth cream
colored plastic.
What the fuck? I said to no one as I stayed perfectly still.
...Is my butt vibrating?
I put a hand over my butt, carefully touching it. I jumped when it did, indeed, vibrate.
OH MY GOD MY ASS IS VIBRATING! I screamed as I dug my hand into my back pocket. I sighed
loudly and felt like I eared I good bonk on the head. It was just my cell phone.
Oh geez, what's wrong with me? I thought out loud as I flipped open my cell phone.
Tenten speaking I said in a dull voice. The the voice on the other side of the line decided to be a
bastard!
Tenten? I need you to come here now I blinked and looked at the clock. 7pm..nice.
What!? No way Neji! I mean it's about to be eight! I protested as I went to the kitchen and got out a
bottle of Vitamin Water.
Tenten, this is important. Now I pouted and sighed. He sounded serious, of course he always sounds
serious...
Fine! But this better be importantor else I threatened as I went to the garage. I opened the door
with my remote and then stared at my shiny motorcycle. I felt a grin dawn on my face.
I got on and kept the conversation with Neji going, I stuck the key in then put the phone towards the
engine.
Tenten?
Let it roar.
I turned on the engine and heard Neji yell out. I burst out laughing as he cursed about his ear and how
the volume was on high. That's what he gets for being retarded.
And forcing me to go out with him.
Oops! Sorry Neji-sama! I said in a fake, apologetic voice. My hand slipped

I'm. Sure. It. Did I bit my lip to restrain any giggles that might come out. I said good-bye and stuffed
my phone in my bra strap, since it could fall out of my back pocket.
I looked at the clothes I was wearing. Some jeans and a T-shirt...along with Vans. How professional of
me huh?
I shook my head and rode off into the darkening street. I sighed once more as I tried to shake off the
strands of hair that blocked my vision.
...Holy shit are those the High Schoolers me and Sakura see everyday in the morning!?
-I sighed as I lazily made my way into the huge building. Why the hell did Neji have to have a huge
building, just for a couple of people to work in!?
Killing the environment I say! With all that electricity and paper usage!
I walked inside the elevator. Yes I will be fine! Me and the elevator made a deal and now it won't kill
me!...though I'll probably have to modify the deal so that Neji could get hurt...
I snickered at the thought of Neji screaming like a little girl and running around like his pants were on
fire...no I'm serious! Imagine it!
Tenten where are you going? I stopped and looked around. I turned around quickly and found that I
had kept going...wow Neji's office seems so far..
To your office He blinked.
My office is about twenty steps close from where you are I growled as I stomped back to him. I just
remembered that I was mad at him..no wait correction I was pissed at him.
I stood in-front of him and glared hard. This bastard sure knows how to push my buttons good and
hard...why did that sound so perverted and why do I want to smile at the thought of Neji-I blushed crimson as images flashed into my mind, all worse then the previous one. I saw a hand pass
by me one time then a second time.
Tenten you there? Why is your face red... I think my blush magnified, Neji smirked and grabbed my
hand. He grabbed my hand! I mean come on the ice-bitch, cold hearted, stotic, Popsicle-up-his-ass
Hyuuga Neji took my hand into his.
Do not tell me I'm being over dramatic either!...Okay maybe a little but that doesn't matter right now all
that matters is that Neji Hyuuga is holding my hand.
...you know what? I LKIE IT! WHY OR WHY GOD WHY!?
Tenten are you okay? You're spacing off quiet a lot I blinked and shook my head as I glared at our
intertwined hands. I took my hand out and put to my chest, nursing it like I have burned it.

Okay Hyuuga! I wanna know what the heck you want! I snarled out. My eyes widened as a flicker of
sadness passed though Neji's face. I immediately regretted saying that to him, I bit my lip and took a
deep breath.
Come on Neji! I'm tired! I said pouting slightly. He nodded and went inside the office, me following.
I sat down as he explained why I was here, but I didn't hear a single thing since I was to busy in my
thoughts.
Ohh shit! Why did I have to yell at him?! I mean he didn't do anything wrong...right? I mean all he did
was proclaim me his girlfriend. Okay so that's really bad in my cause but he must have a reason! He
better dammit...
Tenten? I blinked and looked at him. I blushed at the proximity. He. Was. To. Close. I coughed and
looked away, trying to hide my blush.
Damn you human emotions!!
He put a hand on my forehead and frowned. You don't have a fever. Why are-- A knowing smirk
came up on his face. I was FUCKED!
Damn you Hyuuga! Now you decided that brain of yours!?
Neji cleared his throat and backed away. I blinked, wait! Hold up! Why wasn't he making some smart
remark? Or saying something perverted?
What the hell is going on!?
As I was saying. You are to pose as my girlfriend/fiance for the time being I felt my mouth fall open
and uh-oh here comes my fiery anger of doom.
WHAT!?Now I'm youryour fiance!? I sputtered as I stood up and stomped around the room,
glaring darkly at his stunned face.
Argh! And you call yourself a man!? I mean you force me to be your girlfriend and not tell me until a
couple of weeks later?! Argh! I hate you, I can't believe the guts you have to do it and now this?! I loath
e you Hyuuga Neji! I screamed out of rage as I closed my eyes, to angry to keep them open. I
trembled in anger as Neji stayed frozen still.
I heard the chair scrape back and I managed to control myself. When I did the words I had said hit me
like a brick, a pretty damn heavy brick.
I gasped silently as I opened my eyes. I stared at him as he lowered his head. I knitted my eyebrows
and bit my lip. Shit I let my anger get the best of me.
I have got to go back to anger management.
U-Um N-Neji! I'm sorry! I d-didn't mean it, I-- He rose his hand and looked at me coldly, so coldly It
suddenly felt like the room temperature increased...

No. I understand my wrongs. I am sorry for everything I have done Juranai-san. You may leave now I
felt my heart stop as he dismissed me. I swallowed the lump in my throat as I licked my dry lips, I
didn't know what to say.
So I didn't say anything.
H-Hai erm so about the B-Business trip? I asked as I laughed brokenly. I looked at his back as he
stood over the desk, filing papers. He stopped and turned his head slightly.
You are still here? I thought you had left I was taken back by his words, they hurt somehow. I took a
deep, ragged breath and stood up shakily.
Uh. B-Bye I stuttered out as I walked on over to the door.
Oh and Juranai-san? I flinched at what he called me but turned, maybe he was just joking. Yeah
another one of his stupid stunts.
He looked at me The business trip will be tomorrow. You should be present at the airport at exactly six
in the morning I opened my mouth but then decided against it. I nodded and left feel even more
depressed then before.
I walked inside the elevator and punched the wall right after it shut.
Argh! I am such a moron! Why did I have to vent out my anger on him God dammit! I yelled at no
one as I frowned. I sighed and put my hand back to my side.
Man now the plane ride is gonna be all awkward.
I made my way to the parking lot and went to my bike. I jumped on it and sat there, blanking out. I
shook my head and put on the helmet.
Man. I wish I had the guts to say sorry to Neji, butbut I can't! I thought out loud as I turned on the
engine, making it roar as I squeezed the handles.
Ohh! Why do you do this to me Neji? I whispered as I put my foot on the bike and went out the exit.
Not even noticing the pearl white eyes that followed my every move.
-Sakura's P.O.V.
Damn it all! I screamed out as I ruffled my hair. I glared hard at the papers in-front of me. The papers
I was suppose to turn in toto ARGH!
Why in the fuck did he kiss me!? He had...has a fiance for crying out loud! Why? Why? Why!?
Argh! Damn you Uchiha! Damn to the deepest level of hell! I said as I literally pulled the hair out of
my skull...ow.

I took a deep breath and typed away! I HAVE TO GET HIM OUTTA MY HEAD!!
Type. Type. Type. Type. Type. Damn. You. Uchiha. Sasuke. I. Hate. You. So. I muttered as I typed
furiously. I growled at my computer and slammed my hand on the keyboard.
Now watch the keys go whoosh and boom! HAHAHA!
I giggled as the keys clattered to the ground. I sighed at my mild-distraction. Crap that didn't distract
me long. Only, like, one minute.
I felt my eye twitch. Holy shit, are the Gods taunting me!? If they are...THIS IS SOO NOT FUNNY!
There on the ground it spelled 'Sasu x Saku' the letters weren't in a straight line but you could sure a
hell read that it said that!
I stared at it for the longest I could remember, feeling a little but happy for once in the whole day. Now
watch Ino fuck it up.
FOREHEAD! My train of thought was cut off and I left my happy place. Not cool.
What!? I snapped at her as she held a magazine in her hand. Her eyes were gleaming from what I can
tell.
Great. I shall see you later my precious ear drum.
LOOK! LOOK IT'S TENTEN! She screeched out.... right in my ear. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
R-Really? I blinked and stared at the magazine. It had Tenten. In a qipao. Posing like she was a
seductress...well she was winking at the camera and she had a coy smirk on her face.
I stared at it like it had grown three heads. Holy shit what did that Hyuuga do to her?! Modeling was
the last thing she would ever do!
I mean trust me, many agency's had asked her to become a model and Tenten always turned them down
saying I don't wanna become a two-faced, air headed bitch with no life
Awesome saying huh!?
PASTE IT ON SITES! Hehehe. Wouldn't that be cool!?
I know! I mean look at her Sakura! She looksshe looksfeminine Ino said dramatically. I swear if
this was an anime I would two big sweat drops on the back of my head...awesome!
Ohh! Neji sure did have an impact on her! Look at my little Tennie! She's growing up too fast! We
must slow down the growing process! Ino yelled out, her hand in fists as she shook them in-front of
her like a deranged person.
Heh, well like the deranged person she was.

Right Pig! And I wanna rule the world I snorted out.

REALLY?! I do too She said airily. I bit my lip so I didn't have to burst out laughing at her
moronicness? WHOO! I made up a word.
Take that physical science!...erm ignore that please.
Okay I said uncertainly. Time to change the subject! You going on the business trip? I chirped out.
Man I wanna throw up, I mean Sasuke's fiance is that..that whore!
Aww man and I kissed him! Who knows how many times he's kissed her!
Man I bet I have a disease or something. Like HIV or AIDS...wait those are sexually transmitted
diseases. But he practically fucked my mouth so there!
Oh are you kidding?! Of course I am! We're going to New York Forehead! New York! Ino chanted
over and over again. And you know what, I did too!
So maybe I have mental problems and what!? Who doesn't this time...
WHOO! NEW YORK! NEW YORK! NEW YORK! Me and Ino said as we grabbed each others
hands and jumped up and down in a circle. I was finally feeling happy and forgetting about the painful
event that happened before.
Now watch Karin fuck it up. Badly.
Urgh! What, like, dorks! I looked towards the door and Karin was leaning on the frame. Her extra
skin moving side to side as she tapped her foot.
Fascinating.
It goes back and forth, back and forth back and-- Okay that's enough it's just gross to kept seeing that.
Who the hell are you!? Ino snarled out rudely. I made a slitting motion, making my hand go across
my neck. But she ignored me.
Nice.
Me?! I am the beautiful, wonderful model Karin Takato! Five time winner of the beauty contest and
five star actress. I will also be known as Karin Uchiha soon I narrowed my eyes in anger and sadness.
Why did she have to rub it in.
I heard Ino gasp U-Uchiha!? What theyour his wife?! Karin laughed a really creepy and earsplitting laugh.
I think I need a hearing aid now.
I'm hos fiance! But I will be his wife in three months The instant those words left her mouth I blew

up, I wish it was literally too.

Argh! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Just because you're his fiance doesn't mean that you have to go
bragging it to everyone! You conceited, two-faced, red haired skank! I screamed out as I fisted my
hands.
I just couldn't stand that she was his. That just couldn't be true! He could've done so much better, why
her?!
Karin's nostrils flared and now she looked like a pig No need to hate darling. I mean I understand that
you're jealous-- I cut her off there and made the worst mistake ever.
I opened my big mouth.
Jealous!? HA! Don't make me laugh! I could get someone two times better then him, easy! I said
haughtily as I snapped my fingers to add effect. She smirked...well tried to it came out like she was
having a sadistic thought.
She probably was.
Really? Well then Haruno. You have exactly the three weeks to find yourself someone better then
Sasuke! Oh and Hyuuga Neji doesn't count, since they are the same Karin chattered on why I couldn't
choose Neji.
He wasn't even the one I wanted to choose! His white eyes freak me out....freaky.
See you soon darling Karin sang out as I seethed. I was fucked now but at least I still have my
dignity and pride.
The door closed and badda-bosh badda-bang! She was gone.
I heard Ino sigh Ohh you've done it now sister I groaned and let my head fall in my hands.
I did didn't I? I said, my voice muffled by my hands.
I wonder if Tenten had any of these problems...
-Chapter 15
It's Official, Jealousy's A Bitch
Beep
Beep
Beep

Beep
BeeCrunch!
Bee-ee-eep
Beee-ee-SMASH
Argh...I hate you so insomnia! I grunted out as I sat up in my comfy bed. Well todays the day, the day
where I would go to New York for a 'business trip'.
I blinked the sleepiness away and yawned. I sat on my bed for a while before I decided to get off my
lazy ass.
To the shower... I muttered as I groggily made my way to my bathroom. I got into the shower and
quickly did my thing! What, did you really think I'll give you the details? You would die from blood
lose if I did!
Then I would have to face a lawsuit.
I got out and dressed causally...if wearing a faded black Linkin Park shirt and some black skinny jeans
along with some knee high, lace up boots counts...oh and some black and pink wrist warmers...
I went to my mirror and grabbed the eye liner I 'borrowed' from Sakura's room. I carefully did my eyes
and added some mascara...that I also 'borrowed' from Sakura's room.
'Heh, I feel dark today. So I'll go emo/punk today...hehehe, I wonder how many people will stare at
me...' I thought as I made my bang cover my left eyes. I grinned and I went back inside my room,
where I grabbed my laptop and shoved it into the bag I was going to take on the plane.
I sighed sadly, remembering that Neji was suppose to be seated next to me in the plane. This was going
to be a long 5 hours.
WHOO! NEW YORK, NEW YORK! HOW I LOVE YOU SOOO! I winced at Sakura's high
pitched, wavering voice. She was defiantly deaf toned...
Shuddup Sakura! I yelled out in annoyance as I grabbed my luggage. I groaned as I remembered one,
tiny, incy-wincy little fact...
We rode motorcycles!
Dammit all! I screamed out as I kicked my bag. I growled when the door rang, so not in the mood
dammit!
I stomped down the stairs, almost tripping, and made my way to the front door, I wonder who's the
idiot who'll face my wrath on this pleasant morning.
.....Holy shit.

Neji?! I said with wide eyes. I stared at him as he raised an eyebrow at my clothes. Damn, Neji looks
really hot wearing those clothes. His tight, black shirt showed off his muscled chest and stomach and
his semi-loose jeans made him look...wow, his hair was pulled back into a pony tail. It wasn't loose for
once.
I looked back up and Neji and saw that he was observing my clothes...thats another way to say
'checking me out' people!
Memorize it, it'll come in handy one day!
We came here to pick up your luggage since you rode motorcycles. I nodded, my mind plagued with
dirty images, damn my sexually deprived body! I went to go get my two bags..which I abused a couple
of minutes ago.
Man I have serious anger problems.
Maybe thats why my 'mom' was afraid of me whenever I got close to the T.V. controlit made a nice
throwing stick.
Tennie! Where's my eye liner!?...and mascara!?Sakura yelled out. I sighed and opened my mouth to
tel her but now I see that's impossible. Oh my god aliens took it! I knew it! GIVE IT BACK YOU
SCRAWNY LITTLE GREEN MEN! I SHALL BEAT YOU BY USING YOUR SHORTNESS
AGAINST YEE! I heard Sakura scream out. Aww great now she was going to get all panicky and
spazzy, and start using her Old English...a little late for that.
...It's somewhere between my room and your room! I responded cleverly. I heard the ceiling thump
loudly with her foot steps as she ran to my room...she better not dig though me stuff!
Found it!...OH MY GOSH! IS THAT THE NEW MANGA FOR BLEACH!? Silence as I twitched in
anger. She. Was. Touching. My. Stuff. NOOO RUKIA DIES!? YOU SON OF A-- I felt my eye
twitch repeatedly.
--DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF DAMMIT!
Aww. Then it all went quiet. What a relief, I wanna sulk without any interruptions thank ya!...Oh wait
Neji's here I forgot about him.
Uh, here are my bags Neji I said nervously as I handed them to him. Maybe he forgot about the
little...accident we had yesterday.
Thank you Juranai-san
Or not.
I sighed sadly as he grabbed them and took them to his grand car. Stupid rich bastard, okay but still!
Back to the pointhe hates me now!
Yeah...bye I muttered sadly as he packed the bags into the trunk of the car. I checked my watch and

saw that it was 5:49 am. I sighed once more before looking up to see Neji staring at me.
I cleared my throat lightly and flashed him a small smile, he didn't do anything. Okay, he's making me
feel worse then I'm suppose to feel.
I looked at my feet and glared. As Shikamaru would say, how troublesome. I sighed and looked back
up, he was still staring. But I felt oddly good about that, he was staring at me! Just like before!...to bad
we're no longer friends or 'together'.
Well this is ironic, I'm mourning over my fake boyfriend who now hates my guts. Nice Tenten, nice.
Now you're talking to yourself!
I clicked my tongue and went inside my house, leaving the door open...not very smart of me but who
cares!
America is fucked up that way anyways.
Sakura! You done you pink haired freak? I heard nothing for a while, then she came running down in
a pink halter with a mid-thigh black mini-skirt and some white flats. Her hair was in a side pony tail
and she had light make-up on. To tell you the truth, Sakura's gonna have even more fan boys then
before. And I'm going to have a helluva more fan boys too! Punk style, just the way I like them!
...Who was she trying to impress though?
Oh right the Sasuke thing. I still have to beat him up for that, all right! My punk/emo outfit will make
me look tough!
Err, tough-er.
I. Am. Done! She said dramatically as she posed. I rolled my eyes and pointed towards Neji's car.
Just get in...
WHOO! NEW YORK! She yelled and ran to the car. I looked both ways and saw the neighbor
looking at me like a freak. I smiled nervously as I glanced back at the car, who was now being violated
by a pink haired weirdo.
Sakura was still yelling and Neji was still staring. Great.
I swear I don't know them. I told him as he backed away slowly nodding his head like he understood,
obviously he didn't. I put my hands out in-front of me and waved them side-to-side nervously.
Shit now my neighbor thinks I have mental problems.
No! Really I don't! She...was justbreaking into my house yeah! Hurry call the cops! I saved myself
pathetically as the guy still backed away slowly.
Well don't worry sir I'll in the Big Apple for three weeks so I won't be here to scar you
anymore...anymore then I have already.

Erm..bye! I yelled as I power walked all the way to the shiny BMW. Rich bastard....
I opened the door and went inside the car, wincing again because of Sakura's voice. I swear I felt my
ears BLEED!
Sakura?
Yeah
Shuddup I told her bluntly as she blinked and started to tear up. Oh shit not this again.
Y-You..y-you don't l-like my...s-singing? She told me, her voice a notch lower and breaking towards
the end. I slapped a hand over my forehead.
No! It's not that!...it's justwell you seewhat I'm trying to say is--
--You suck Neji finished for me. I glared at him as Sakura started to tear up even more.
Okay! I blinked and twitched in annoyance. Sakura's supposedly sad mood just switched to a happy,
carefree mood. Neji turned on the engine and left without another word.
I sighed loudly and let myself fall back on the leather seats, the rest of the ride was complete and total
hell. Sakura's singing and Neji's staring (looking at me using the rear view mirror).
Why do I have such weird friends? Am I a freak magnet or something?
I sighed as we waited in the waiting room. Our flight was delayed and now the plane left at 8 instead of
7. I looked around and found Sakura, Ino and Hinata chatting happily.
I saw Naruto and Sasuke verbally abusing each other while Shikamaru slept on the seat, Temari at his
side. I felt myself boil with anger as Karin and Temari talked in hushed voices while looking at Sakura.
It didn't take a genius to notice that they were gossiping about her.
I kept looking around, trying to find Neji. When I did I felt myself, literally, drown in jealousy.
Okay, I'm going to put in words that would make him seem like a complete and total bastard (not that
he isn't) and make you take my side!
Fangirls. Neji. flirting. Smirking.
Need I say more?

I tore my gaze away and suddenly felt a wave of sadness course though me. I had really thought that
Neji liked me, a lot, but I don't think he did at all now.
'Argh! Bastard! Making me think that he actually cared...man. It's official. Love sucks.' I thought darkly
as I searched around my bag for my Ipod. I groaned when I couldn't find it, shit did I leave it at home?
'No way! I swear I brought it. I left it--' My thoughts were cut short when I heard a loud squeal
followed by even louder squeals and screams.
I looked over to where all the screaming was coming from and clenched my jaw. I narrowed my eyes
and tried to kill all the fan girls surrounding Neji with my eyes. Neji simply smirked wider as they
praised him and looked at him with hearts in there eyes, literally.
I tilted my head, his smirk looked...strained.
I shook my head, must be my imagination. I glared at his fan girls and when he turned his head I
looked down and kept looking for my Ipod, shoving my hand in my bag angrily.
'If looks could Kill...' I huffed and kept looking for my Ipod. I smiled as I started to look for a
depressing, emo, hard rock songs. I frowned when I didn't see any. Wait a second...
Pink?
Sakura! She looked over and I pointed to the pink Ipod in my hand. She grinned sheepishly as she
grabbed my black one and walked over to me.
Heh, sorry Tennie! But I felt emo yesterday because of you know what and you are the only person, I
know, who has the most depressing songs. I grunted as she skipped back to where her friends were, I
glanced at Sasuke and saw him looking longingly at my pink haired 'sister'.
I smirked as he caught my gaze. He narrowed his eyes and I widened my smirk. He still liked Sakura. A
lot from the far off look in his eye he got whenever he stared/looked/glanced at Sakura.
HAHA! Fools in love!....oh wait thats me too.
I just unknowingly insulted myself, well now I know butyou know what? Let me just end with
a...nice.
I looked back at where Neji was and saw him flirting rather sexually with a brunette wearing a way to
tight shirt and way to small skirt. I bit my lip and let my bangs cover my eyes as I looked away, it was
painful I could tell you that. I mean the guy that I, stupidly, fell in love with is flirting (if you call
touching her suggestively) with a mindless, skank-ish fangirl.
Ahh jealousy, I hate you so.
I looked down at my Ipod sadly and fiddled with the small screen, touching and pressing it once in
awhile. I looked at the song that was currently playing, Down With The Sickness by Disturbed.

My favorite.
I plugged in my ear phones and let the pounding music course though my ears, releasing me from
hearing the painful things Neji told the girl.
He was sitting about three seats away from me, yeah thats how close he was. I could practically hear
every pant and moan the girl voiced when Neji said something. What was she doing? Having an
orgasm?
Well then...she just proved that you could orgasm without having a dick shoved up your pussy. Pardon
my English but I'm pissed!
I bobbed my head lightly as I silently sang along with the music. I let my eyes drift to the clock, half an
hour to go. I glanced at Neji once more and frowned, he was now teasing her.
Like he used to with me.
I glared at my lap 'What the fuck!? Was I just his play toy?' I sighed and looked to the side of me. I felt
the breath get knocked out of me at what I saw. The man had a raven black hair styled 'all over the
place'. He had a leather jacket on along with some skinny jeans, making him look a little scrawny.
He was talking to a rather bulky man, putting a hand on his shoulder or smirking at him from what I
could see. It just had to be...but no! It couldn'tcould it?
N-No...Wa-ay.
Sai?! I yelled out as I stood, my boots thudding beneath me. He turned and stared at me
expressionlessly before a smiled broke out on his face. I grinned and ran to him, hugging him like there
was no tomorrow.
Oh my gosh! Sai! I screamed out as I buried my head in the crook of his neck, he hugged me from
my waist and affectionately tightened his grip. I let go of him and smiled.
What are you doing here?! I haven't seen you since...High School! Did you get your degree in art!? I
questioned quickly as I grabbed his hand and swung it from side-to-side.
Hn. Hello Buns. I twitched at my old nick name and stomped on his foot making his face scrunch
into what looked like pain.
What. Was. That I said though my teeth as he shook his head. I heard the man next to him snicker
and look away when Sai glared at him.
See ya later Sai. He said as he walked away with his hands stuffed in his pockets. I raised an eyebrow
and shook my head, glaring down at Sai again.
Well?!
N-Nothing. Ma'am. I huffed triumphantly as he breathed out almost silently. I looked around and saw
that everyone was looking at me, especially Neji. I could tell that he was glaring daggers at Sai and his

hands were clenched in fists, I could see his white knuckles pop out from how hard he was clenching
them.
Huh, I wonder why.
Neh, Sai! Let's go see Sakura! I chirped and I dragged him over to where Sakura was. She was frozen
on the spot, hehehe shock. Sakura's large emerald eyes stared at Sai, her mouth slightly agape as he
smiled down at her.
Hello Sak.
N-No...Sai? She whispered. Sai raised and eyebrow and tilted his head amusingly. With a smile on
his face he...ohh he really knows how to push her buttons.
Is she still emo? I hope she doesn't cut herself here, I don't want to pay for her ambulance. Sakura
twitched and glared at him,
Sai! Shuddup! Sakura yelled out and stood. She then grinned and hugged him tightly, more tightly
then when I did. I held back a laugh when Sai coughed and choked, his eyes pleading me to make her
let go. I will eventually...but man talk about mood swings, I have a feeling it'll only get worse from here
on in....but before that I have a couple of words to saythink about him.
HAHA! What a pathetic way to die! I could see it now! Sai Takato, Hugged to Death. First page on the
daily news paper!
It will make millions I say! Millions!
Okay! Now that I'm done making fun of him in my mind while on the outside I look like I wanna
laugh, I'll save him.
Sakura you're choking him... Sakura blinked an let go, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. She
laughed nervously when Sai put his hands on his knees and breathed in deeply.
Wow he went three minutes without air. He's not normal! But who is now in days?
I have forgotten about your inhuman strength...Ugly. The room suddenly became quiet as Sakura
lowered her head and shook violently. Sakura's temper was worse then mine, I have only seen it once
and I am permanently scarred for life.
Uh-oh
I slowly backed away from Sai and got behind Sakura, ready to grab her arms before she attacked. I
seriously did not want to pay Sai's hospital bill. Or deal with the bloody mess that she'll leave, I just
hate cleaning up after her.
...This situation reminds me about High School, when we used to beat-up all the bitches and assholes.
Yes those were the days; no clue why we didn't get kicked out.
Sai... Sakura whispered as she shook harder. Here is comes, the count down.

COUNT WIT MEH!

5
4
3
2
1
...Blast off!
SAI!! Sakura screamed out as she tried to charge to him like a pissed off bull. I grabbed her from
under her arms and restrained her while Sai smiled falsely.
His fake smiles are creepy.
Heh, and I see you're still an ugly bitch. Sakura's face turned red in anger as she clawed at him, man
she's strong.
WHAT WAS THAT, YOU ASSHOLE?! She yelled as I grunted in pain. Man she elbowed me in the
stomach. Ouch dude.
S-Sakura! Calm down dammit! R-Remember he's weird that way! I screamed as I heaved her back
using my body weight. I must be really light because...
...I failed.
I saw Sasuke and Neji snicker while Naruto full out laughed. Karin and Temari looked at each other
disbelievingly and acted like the conceited bitches they were while Shikamaru yawned and shook his
head. I glared briefly at them and tried to keep Sakura from hurting Sai more then she was suppose to.
NU-UH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL SMASH YOUR PRETTY BOY FACE TO
OBLIVIAN. I twitched as she kept going at him, he just stood there and smiled. By now, Ino and
Hinata were trying to help me pull her back.
Man, she has this freaky strength that could rival Hercules...don't ask how we haven't lost our grip on
her yet.
SAKURA! I yelled. I looked around and saw Sasuke, he was bending down to get his fallen glasses
making him look like a half bent pillow...perfect.
LOOK AAA erm... I stopped as I thought of the animal she got last time, which died when she
forgot about her and didn't feed her. I clicked my tongue and let her go to point at the still bent
Sasuke...wow he taking a long time to get his glasses.

Talk about blind.

Gerbil ! I yelled out. She stopped and looked over at Sasuke. Sakura blinked and looked at him
blankly. She turned back to me and shook her head 'no'; crossing her arms and lifting her head up
slightly, giving her the 'I-am-bad-ass' look.
Since when did she get cool?
Okay, yeah. I know I act like a fucking blond high off meth and sugar butthat seriously can't fool
me. I sighed and put a hand over my eyes.
WellI tried. Sakura shrugged and blinked dumbly. Sakura grinned and giggled uncontrollably
when Ino drooled at Shikamaru, who was not stretching. Her cool mood had now been annihilated and
burned in the most painful way possible.
Moment of silence please.
...
...
...
Okay you can laugh or whatever now, I seriously don't care...maybe a little but, yeah...
Wait, what was I doing again? Sai opened his mouth and I slapped a hand over it. God knows what
other idiocy will come out of his mouth.
Nothing! Ha ha ha. I laughed. Man that sounded weak...
Sakura raised an eyebrow and sat back down in her sea, thinking about what she doing. I guess the
doctor was right, she did have short-term memory, just like my stupid hamster that I owned in grade
school. Damn retard kept falling off the desk, after 18 times he still didn't learn...back to the topic.
No not really, she just doesn't remember things that aren't important enough to remember.
I sighed out loud and glance at Neji briefly, he was still glaring at Sai. I blinked and looked back at
Sai...aw great now he's flirting with Temari.
I don't want that bitch hanging out with my brother from another mother.
I frowned and looked at Sakura and Hinata. They both shrugged while Ino bathed in happiness, I guess
she would since she wants Shikamaru so bad.
I still don't see what's so hot about him. His head looks like a freakin' pineapple!
We conversed for about 20 more minutes and found out that he was going to New York too, something
about a new museum where his paintings were going to be shown to the public. Oh yeah, Sai was a real
artist. He could draw anything! Just ask him and he'll do it, which comes in handy if you don't have a

camera.
I heard the announcement about the plane to New York and regretfully stood up, Sakura and the girls
left to go get there tickets checked while I stayed behind.
I glanced at Neji and saw that he was flirting harder the he was before, it hurt my chest when he
grabbed there hands and rubbed them. I clenched my hands and looked away, looking sadly at the seat
next to me.
I felt Sai stand in-front of me. I looked up and saw him glaring daggers at Neji, who promptly ignored
him. I blinked slowly when Sai out stretched his hand to me, I looked at it and took it.
That man over there. Neji Hyuuga, did he hurt you in some way? I gasped silently as looked at Neji,
he was now getting closer and closer to the girl. I shut my eyes and looked away, feeling tears pile up
in my eyes.
Sai sighed and wrapped an arm over my shoulder, walking me to where the ticket desk was so I could
get in the plane. I felt him look back and sighed again.
He didn't kiss her, only made her believe he was going to. Now he's laughing at her naiveness. I
smiled a bit, sniffing as I quickly dried the tears away. I felt him sigh again.
When we get on the plane. You shall explain to me why you cry for him. No excuses. I groaned but
nodded. I had to tell him anyways, Sai was like the big brother I never had. He always protected me
and Sakura, helping us cope with our problems if we hand any.
Fine...but you better not laugh. I muttered as the lady gave my passport and ticket back. I nodded and
smiled politely at her. I saw the shadow of Neji from the ground, he was really close to us.
I sighed again as I got into the plane, my clothes rustled when I stood in the stairs. The line of people
in-front of me moved slowly and I took the liberty to see off to the now risen sun.
Hmm... I said softly as Sai talked on his cell phone, that had rung while I was blanking out. I looked
to the side of me and saw Neji looking at me, more like staring.
I stared back as he frowned. I looked down sadly and ripped my gaze away from him, feeling new tears
brim my eyes.
The guy I, for once, love hates me and it's all my fault!
Fates a bitch huh people?
Chapter 16
Of Spazzing and Glaring
Kick.

Twitch.
Kick. Kick.
Twitch. Twitch.
Kick. Kick. Kick.
Twitch. Growl. Twitch.
Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick.
Excuse me miss! I hissed out as I turned from my seat and looked at the spoiled looking woman that
turned her gaze from the planes window to me, her freakin' eyes were defiantly annoyed.
Not as annoyed as I am though.
Could you please tell your monster of a sonI mean cute, innocent son to stop kicking the back of
my seat? Thanks. I asked her in a sickly sweet voice. And you know what?! The lady has a hearing
disorder!
Kick. Kick. Kick.
I growled and shook in my seat while Sai snickered and looked away. Bastard! Just because he wanted
the seat with the window!
Spoiled brat.
The kid behind me kept kicking and I kept sulking. I hate it when little kids do that! I mean it's bad
enough I had to put it with it when I took the bus to High School! Now this?!
I have been putting up with his kicks and cries for almost five hours! Almost the whole flight!
I. Am. Going. To. Murder. Someone. I said though gritted teeth. Sai laughed and I punched him in the
arm. So much for being a man huh, since he let out a girly squeak. I swear where is my cell phone
when I need it?
Ow! Why you little... Sai muttered curses and I grinned like I won the lottery...which reminds me, I
have to go get my five bucks from Hinata. Little sneak, she keeps avoiding me and changing the
subject!
Yeah, yeah! Take it like the man you are...woman. I said after he started to glare at me. And you
know what? Sai didn't punch me back or say something smart when I insulted his sexual orientation
and called him a girl.
Does that mean...
Oh, no he isn't! Please tell me he isn't!...well I wouldn't mind but, no!

Hey Sai I started. He looked at me with bored eyes. Are you...uh..are you...? I staled as he kept
looking at me boredly. I bit my lip and froze for a second, I could see Neji staring at me though the
reflection of the planes window.
He seemed mad...well furious actually, then he turned around and I couldn't see his face anymore. I
shook my head to get rid of the sudden surge happiness I felt when he turned to see me and kept trying
to ask Sai the question you should never ask a man.
I cleared my throat and looked up then down. Damn! This is harder then I thought it would be. My eyes
drifted to where Neji was again...aww hells no! Is that bitch -flight attendant- flirting with him?!
Neji was sitting on the other side of of me, one seat ahead of me...and he was sitting alone because I
was suppose to sit with him but Sai decided to turn on his 'big brother' reflexes and dragged me to
where he was going to sit, damn it all!
Of all the mother fucking times to be a 'big brother' he decides to do it on the worst time!
I grounded my teeth when the blond haired bitch twirled a strand of her hair and batted her eyelashes,
just wait til I rip them off and donate them to the Salvation Army! I glared harder when Neji smirked
but did nothing more...weird but okay! The blond didn't give up and kept trying to make him see her
non-existent boobs.
Fucking Hell! Just wait til she comes over here! I'ma show her how bad a jealous womans wrath is!
Yes I admit it...
I.
AM.
JEALOUS!
Dig it.
Do not rub it in for if you were in my position...you would be the same! Maybe you would be even
worse then me since you have never seen someone as hot as...never mind I don't wanna die yet, maybe
later.
I sent her my all-mighty death glare then remembered that I was having a very important conversation
with my dear 'brother' Sai.
Well as important as your sexual orientation gets.
I cleared my throat. Um are you..err..yeah...uh... Damn this is hard.
Gay? I opened my mouth and then shut it with a click of my teeth...I hope I didn't chip a tooth when I
did that.
Yes... I said exasperatedly. Sai grinned and my stomach sunk all the way down to my feet. I hope the

spoiled brat behind me doesn't mind seeing a full grown adults stomach cause thats what he'll be seeing
for the next minute or so!
... I stared wide-eyed at him as he grinned like a cat. Sai leaned back on the seat and watched my
expression melt from shock to horror to disbelief.
No.
Way.
Oh God, your gay aren't you? I whispered as he nodded his head, his grin got bigger if it's possible.
Yeah, I've been gay ever since I've met you. I shook my head and looked at him incredulously. How
thehow the hellwhat the fuck!?
How come I didn't notice! I usually notice this sorta stuff! I said in a high-pitched whispery voice. I
didn't want no one else to know what we were talking about.
I don't know, maybe because you were so engrossed with the Stefanie Meyer saga and your studies? I
blinked and growled.
Oh. No. He. Did. Not.
Do not insult Stefanie Meyer's awesome series! It's all about vampires and werewolf's and forbidden
love-- I screamed, then a hand got slapped over my mouth. I glared at Sai who smiled nervously at all
of the heads that turned in our direction.
Can't a girl express her love for books anymore?
Dammit Ten! Shut that big mouth of yours! I huffed and puffed my cheeks out. My mouth is not big,
it just has problems controlling how loud my voice is suppose to sound...
But, yeah, don't you dare insult her books Sai. If you know what's good for you. I threatened. He
rolled his eyes and looked at me amusingly.
There just books Tenten. Now it's my turn to roll my eyes.
No they are not just books! There a superb clash of romantic horror mixed with the right dose of
suspense! I praised. I swear I had hearts in my eyes. I saw Sai quirk the side of his lip up and look
behind me, his happy mood completely vanished and he glared at the person behind me.
I stopped ranting on why Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse are such great books and looked behind me.
Neji and Sai were having a glare off...I wonder why.
Hey...Sai. I said. He flicked his eyes towards me and you know whats amazing? He still managed to
keep the glare off he was having with Neji up! This what I call extreme weirdness.
Yes.

...Why are you glaring at Neji? I asked. The realization struck me and I felt my heart beat stop
momentarily. I looked from Sai to Neji about two times. I opened my mouth and shut it back again. Sai,
taking notice of my little smart moment, smiled.
Now you understand why?I nodded, my body frozen. I stared at him and felt my heart beat pound in
my ears...it couldn't be! NO!
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR NEJI! I screamed out. Sai's face looked flabbergasted
and he looked up a the heaven's for a moment.
No you nimrod! I blinked and stop my spazzing moment. I suddenly felt my heart beat properly
again. That was a relief, I mean if he liked Neji...well I wouldn't want him to face my wrath, that would
be weird and my wrath is only for the bitches who flirt with my future boyfriend!...
Man I must sound disparate huh? Or worse!
Hopeful.
Oh, okay. I said as I put a hand over my heart. Wrong gesture for Sai tugged a knowing smirk on his
pale face. I swallowed and his smirk upgraded to a grin. I laughed nervously.
I-It's not what you think really! I said weakly. Okay, so maybe it is butbut....I CAN EXPLAIN! I
yelled out as he crossed his arms, keeping the grin on his face.
Explain. I took a deep breath and looked over to where Neji was seated on. He wasn't looking at us
but my eyes drifted to where his hands were and they were gripping the arm rest with more force then
necessary, making his knuckles look bone white.
Poor arm rest.
I turned back at Sai. And I did the smartest thing in the history of smartness!
I spilled everything to him! Just goes to show you how smart I am, huh?
In a low voice of course, I started to rant about how I have this hate/love relationship with the longhaired playboy. I spilled everything from the moment I saw him, what emotions I felt and what I
thought...to this very moment. Sai nodded and commented ever so often.
You see this is what I like about Sai, he would never judge you on your feelings and emotions for his
were way screwed up back in the day.
...And now I don't know what do since I want to rip apart any girls head that dares flirts with him,
what do I do!? I said, my voice rose from a whisper towards the end. Sai blinked and nodded his head
once.
I see, you're jealous. I felt my eye twitch at that. Was he even listening to a word I was saying!?
No shit sherlock. I said, in a 'thank-you-captain-obvious' voice. Sai sighed (hehehe) and scratched the
back of his head thoughtfully. His face was void of emotion, as always, and he said the two words I

thought I would never hear in my life.

Or even think in my life.
You love him. I stared at him, my mouth hung open from his bluntness. I was about to deny that
absurd statement when the stupid ladies voice came on saying that we had to buckle our seatbelt for the
plane was going to land.
You love him, don't deny it. Sai finished. I shut my mouth, buckled myself in and thought over and
over again, I do not love Neji Hyuuga, I do not love Neji Hyuuga, I do not love Neji Hyuuga...oh God. I
do love Neji Hyuuga.
And guess what? That little realization just fucked up the next three weeks of my life.
-Sakura's P.O.V.
I looked down at my lap and tried so hard not to look at Sasuke, who was sitting right across from in in
the next batch of seats that lay there.
I looked next to me and found a open seat, well no shit Sakura!
I sighed and secretly glanced at Sasuke, I flushed and looked away and out to the window of the plane.
He was staring at me!
OMFG....did I just have a blond moment?
'Okay Sak! It's okay! Sasuke was just looking over here because...he was just looking around! Yeah! He
was bored, thats all!' I convinced myself that he was just looking around...weak but who cares!
Anything to get him outta my head.
I took a deep, calming breath and let out a small shriek. I twitched and had my leg over my other one
and my hands were in a Please-don't-hurt-me position, covering my head and chest.
Why?
Because my 'big brother' Sai was sitting next to me. His was void of any emotion, like always, and he
was justsitting there! Acting like nothing was happening and that I wasn't having a spazzing
moment!
S-Sai!? I screamed, many people looked over at us. Sasuke and his whore of a future wife was one of
them. I laughed nervously and looked down.
Damn my mouth! What, is not connected to my brain or something!?
Hello UglSakura. I narrow my eyes and pucker my lips a bit. He was about to call me Ugly! Ho,
ho, ho! He has defiantly been taking classes on why not to mess with Sakura Haruno!

PRINCESS OF ROCK-FU!
What do you want Sai? I said, annoyed that he was freeing me of my personal space. I mean, he was
just sitting by Tenten! Who I was enjoying watching since she was spazzing, and you hardly, if not
ever, catch Tenten spazzing.
It was a Kodak moment I could tell you, but my camera got chopped into ity-bity pieces when it fell
into the automatic cheese greater machine in the cheese factory I forced Tenten to go when I had an
unhealthy obsession with the milk-made product.
It was awesome.
It made really silly and loud noises then the machine exploded and we got covered in...CHEESE!
Yellow, white and bone white cheese!
Awesome huh?
Yeah, then we ran like hell cause I sure as hell wasn't going to pay for the damage my precious camera
did.
I may be dumb but I'm not stupid!...Wait thats the same thing.
Chang of topic! Well Sai's here and he's staring at me with a 'whats-going-on-in-that-douched-up-mindof-yours' expression.
Oh shit! I'm talking to myself again, better say something to him before he finds out my ultimate
secret!
Erm...hello. I said nervously. Smart huh? All well! Mother always said I was never the brightest one
in the crayon box!
But then again, what does a crayon box have to do with this?
Sakura, you have got to stop talking to yourself. It's not healthy. I blinked and I felt myself flush in
anger.
NO! HE HAS DISCOVERED MY DEADLY SECRET!
He must be eliminated...
N-No! I am so not talking to myself I stammered, which only made him look at me disbelievingly.
I'm justjust debating the logical and questioning facts about life! I blurted out. Nice huh? Now tell
me Mother,
Am I the brightest crayon in the box? No I am not the brightest crayon in the box, but I never cared if I
was the brightest crayon in the box, because since I am...
THAT MEANS I'M SPECIAL! And being special means I get a lot of attention. And no I mean special

as in 'oh-everyone-look-at-me' not special as in 'I-am-mentally-decapitated-'

But I am starting to wonder if I am mentally decapitated.
Nice save, but no dice. I blinked.
What does dice have to do with this!? He snickered and then realization struck me. No I mean really,
a paper with the word 'realization' slapped itself on my face.
OW! I screamed and teared the paper off my face. I glared at Sasuke's bitchy fiance, who whistled
and pretended like nothing happened.
Two can play at this!
I growled as Sai full-blown laughed. I crumpled the paper in my hand and saw that Sas-gay wasn't
sitting there...he was sitting next to Neji, who was looking at Tenten with slight sadness while Tenten
stared lazily out the planes window.
Man they have issues to work out..but I shouldn't be talking since I, too , have issues to work out with a
certain someone who's hair reminds me of a chickens ass.
Or is it a cockatoo's ass? I honestly don't know...
I sighed, we were suppose to land about six minutes ago, but the stupid flight attendant announced the
speech a little to early so we had about, I don't know, half an hour to go?
Yeah that's about right.
Bitch! She's gonna learn not to mess with Sakura Haruno. Prin-- The little monkeys that controlled
my brain decided to have mercy on me and made me shut up before I announced that embarrassing
piece of information.
Sai kept on snickering while I drowned in my anger. The res haired bitch threw Sasuke a flirty grin,
who looked away and shook his head.
HA HA! How's it feel to be rejected by your own fiance biatch?
I laughed at her red face and she glared. Oh, I'm soo scared! I mean, when you've lived with Tenten
practically your whole life, you know what fear is all about.
And not to mention unrated violence.
I squeezed the paper in my hand and threw it, hard, at the red haired bitch.
SCORE!
She gasped and glared harder at me. I grinned and looked out the window once more. I am good! Just
wait til we get out of the plane!

Karin was about to say something when the announcement came up that we were about to land.
Finally! I'm sleepy and I can't feel my ass anymore!
Very bad sign, if you're a girl you will understand. If you're a guy...well someone could slap my ass
ands I wouldn't know!
Bad in my mind...but then again, my mind is sorta fucked up.
Time to get out and go to New York! YES! I screamed and then Sai slapped a hand over my mouth,
which I gladly licked.
Aww, eww. Sakura! I let my tongue stick out of my mouth as I grabbed the water bottle and a napkin.
I let the water pour over my exposed tongue and I shivered.
EWW! Why the hell do you taste like clams?! CLAMS?! I HATE CLAMS! I screamed hysterically.
Sai looked up to the heavens and then looked at me.
Because I like clams, it's not my problem that you don't. I glared at huffed. '
I mimicked what her said and then huffed louder. Well make it your problem. Sai blinked then sighed
(hehehe). He patted the top of my head like I was a dog and shook his head.
I knew that I should have taken you to seer a psychiatrist all those years ago. I felt my eye twitch as
he stood and took out my bad that was over-head of us.
Stop questioning my sanity! I yelled in anger, my eyes drifted to where Sasuke was and I saw him
glaring at Sai. Then he looked at me and I did the most stupidest thing ever.
I smiled and then waved at him...he smirked. Fuck I bet it came out like a flirty smile or something.
STUPID MONKEYS!
I sighed as I got out of my seat, put a hand over my ass and squeezed it. Ohh yeah, my ass was out and
about.
I sighed once more as I grabbed my bag that Sai gave me. He went out and passed Neji and Sasuke,
who looked like they could murder him on the spot.
Geez, who shoved a pole up there asses?
I bit the inside of my lip and got out of the seats, not noticing the foot that was stuck out in-front of me.
I took one step, and then went down!
No literally, I went down and smacked my forehead on something hard. Stupid Karin! JUST WAIT
TIL I WAKE UP BITCH! IF I DON'T GET YOU, TENTEN SURE WILL!
God pray for her soul...NOT!
I heard Tenten yell out my name and then all I saw was white and blue as my head collided with the

arm rest that was stretched out.

And let me tell you, I was not happy at what I saw when I woke up.
-Chapter 17
The Dog Is In The House! GET HIM OUT!!
...
... It's soo quiet. I have to say something dammit' I thought as I tried to look cool. I think I failed
since Neji blinked and shook his head, chuckling slightly.
...
...So.
Hn. I'll see you later, Juranai-san. Neji stood up, nodded at me and then left though the door of our
hotel room. I let out a breath and looked down at my lap, my eyebrows touching. I frowned and
suddenly, the guilt that I had put away and locked up in an imaginary box came back.
Stronger then ever. Shit...
'Argh! Stupid Neji! Making me feel guilty andand jealous! Gah! I hate my life!' I grumbled in my
head. Man, now I had toto...I had...to apoliapolig..
Damn my pride won't let me say the word!...I wonder, does pride have an off button?
Because it sure as hell would be useful now!
I got up and looked around the huge room. Naruto-baka made us pair up and he just so happened to
pair me up with Neji, which was bad on my side since things wereno are really strained with him
and me. But I was sorta happy when he announced that we were going to be partners!
I was so surprised! No really I was, no sarcasm this time for it seems to be taking a vacation... Back to
the point.
I mean Neji...God it's Neji. Need I say more? I mean come on, Neji, the pervert that looked up my skirt
that one week when I couldn't find my other work skirt...it was a flowy skirt...
I beat him to pulp after he got his little flash. Hentai.
I sighed at that distant memory and looked around to find a large TV. Geez, such an expensive room... I
mean I'm 'poor' and I swear when I walked into this freakin' hotel, everyone stared and sneered at me
and Sakura!

Do we give out middle class vibes? Or something?

The furniture looked expensive. There was one coffee table and one, large, leather couch sitting in the
middle. The king bed was in the bedroom and I would sleep either on the couch or on the other bed that
was right next to Neji's room....the queen bed.
I feel, oddly, special.
I grumbled while I went to my bedroom and let myself drop on the bed; making me bounce up and
down as I settled in the soft fabric.
Comfy. I said to no one. But what did I expect? This is the Four Seasons Hotel, the third best hotel in
New York.
Great, note the sarcasm.
I sighed. Hinata was with Naruto...doing...stuff that will scar my mind more then it already is. Ino and
Shikamaru have seemingly gotten back together, well they're being nice to each other and Sakura...
where is Sakura?
I shot up from the bed and immediately sprung to the door, running out and going to the front door.
With my hand on it I was about to turn it when I blinked and suddenly felt utterly stupid. I felt my eye
twitch in annoyance and anger.
Oh, hells no! I am mothering Sakura. I whispered to myself. I let go of the knob with difficulty and
clenched my jaw, my hands fisted to my side. I turned away from the door and took a deep, long breath.
Then I let it out!
I MUST NOT MOTHER SAKURA!
NEH! TENTEN SHUDDUP NO ONE CARES! I twitched at that. Fucking...moron...
YOU SHUDDUP NARUTO-BAKA! I yelled back. I got no response so there goes my distraction,
stupid Hinata and knowing me so well!
Bet she told Naruto to shut up because I was just using him as a distraction; last time I ever tell her
something!
I sighed and pouted. Man if Neji was here and we weren't in this stupid fight, this vacatiobusiness
trip would be more fun. But I had to open my big mouth! Argh, I swear my mouth is not connected to
my brain.
And neither are my limbs from the looks of it.
I stood up and walked on over to the front door. I sighed loudly as I opened it slowly and looked down
the grand hall.
Great. Empty. I said to myself and got out. I closed the door behind me and leaned on it, closing my

eyes briefly before I mustered up the guts to go out of the hotel. I stuffed my hands into my pockets and
walked down the lone hallway. I didn't want to go anywhere but my hands and feet were being
controlled by another force.
Ahhh!, note the dry sarcasm.
But I let this 'evil' force control my body and take me to where ever it was gonna take me; while I
drown in my own thoughts.
Wonder if Neji could give me CPR... Heh.
Man, now I'm a loner. Great Tenten! God you need a back-up friend or something...oh wait Neji was
my back-up friend...Shit...Neji..Why can't I get you out of my head! GET OUT YOU DAMN PERVERT!
OUT I SAY!
Nice now you're talking to yourself Ten, what's next, you gonna hear a voice in your head or
something?...I wonder what Neji's doingdammit!
I frowned as I walked down the heavily crowded street of New York. I sighed, great he won't get out.
WHY!? I get images of him in my head, tell me somethings wrong with me! NOW! And my heart
starts to pound in my chest really fast, why?
Maybe I have heart problems...
I looked up and smiled a bit. The park, the huge park that would grant me my release! And maybe
Sakura won't be there to interrupt my peaceful atmosphere. Oh yeah!
Why did that remind me of the Koolaid Man? You know the guy thats a huge pitcher full of overlysugared water with food coloring.
Yes people, Koolaid is just sugar water mixed with food coloring. You can start crying now, since you
wasted your money on such a useless and pathetic product that you could've made at home for less than
half the price.
Idiotic people! Do you not read the nutritional facts?...Not that I do! I justsaw that little fact...on the
Internet? Yeah the Internet!
I walked into the park and went deep inside, the wind ruffling my bangs into my hazel eyes. Nice.
Calm. Serene. Just what I need to relax and get Neji outta my head!
-Insert image of Neji Hyuuga smirking haughtily hereOr not.
I sat down on the bench and closed my eyes in frustration. A growl escaped my throat as I erased his
face from my head. I slapped myself (hard) and suddenly Neji was out of my head! A small smile crept
onto my face as I leaned back on the iron seat.

Finally... I took a deep breath and let it out as I heard the noises of Mother Nature. God, finally!
Peace and quite! I can relax and let all of my stress go away...
TENTEN! TENTEN! My lip twitched and my body went ridged. No. No, no, no! This was my
RELXING time! Do you know what that means!? It means I have to relax! Not work!
I needto relax! Not add more stress to my already stressful and pitiful life..
Baka Sakura! GO AWAY! I yelled, ticked that I was going to have to stand up and leave my seat on
the bench. I sniffed and pouted, I didn't even get to take a nap.
Three hours a night is not a good sleeping habit.
Stupid Neji and not getting outta my head...gonna kill him one day I swear...
MOU! TENTEN! I heard Sakura screech out. SASUKE, NEJI COME ON YOU STUPID EMO'S!
Sakura yell, turning her head to see Neji and Sasuke, who were frowning and glowering. My mind
went blank when she said Neji's name.
Mother fucking shit.
I got up, looked to my right and saw Sakura running over to me, really fast. She was grabbing both
Sasuke's and Neji's sleeves as they ran with her, there faces more annoyed then before. Then Neji
looked up and we made eye contact.
FUCK!
I saw his eyes darken and I briefly wondered why. I narrowed then slightly and tore my gaze from him
to Sakura...Holy shit they're really close.
I gulped and did the bravest thing I have ever done.
I ran away.
TENTEN!
LEAVE ME ALONE!! I screamed as I increased my run, breaking into a sprint. Neji was with her
and I didn't like it when my heart beat speed up to the point where I would fell hot. It felt...odd. That
feeling I got in my stomach when I saw him or talked to him, I didn't like it one bit.
I heard there foot steps grow lighter and lighter until I could no longer hear them. I grinned, oh yeah! I
was seriously good in PE! My favorite class, since I could beat up someone and no one would care.
Only the kid being beat to pulp by moi.
And I was the best runner there! Sakura could barely do one lap before collapsing and making Sai carry
her the rest of the way... She did that on purpose but I ain't complaining! I would do the same if I didn't
work out.

Heh, those were the days.

I stopped and looked back, panting as if I had just ran the marathon. I probably did though, since I ran
all the way from the middle of the park to the end. Oh shit, I just ran 8 miles!...Sweet! Well I started to
walk, then crawl...then jog, then crawl again, but still!
I hid behind a large tree and slid down, panting hard. I brought my hand to my face and I wiped the
sweat that trailed down my temples and forehead. Man what's the point? Neji hates me and thats that!
I dropped my eyes and frowned. I didn't have to say all of those things to him, but I hate getting all
gushy and stuff... besides I'm not good at being nice to people.
I wonder if I can use that as an excuse...
Damn it...I shouldn't have said those things... I whispered as I brought one knee up and left the other
one extended. I should say..so-sorr-...sorry. But...
Said what things?
I blinked and jumped up a bit, a hand over my heart. I looked over to where the voice was coming
from, my heart beat increasing ten fold. My eyes widened as I let my mouth part a bit.
Aww hells no! Not this fucker!
K-Kiba!
-Sakura's P.O.V.
MOU! Neji and Sasuke are so boring! I mean all they do is stare and smirk, stare and smirk and repeat
the process!
SO BORING!
Can you die of boredom?...Hmm well let's find out people!
I give myself 5 hours!...Omg I am already saying how I am going to die! Omg why am I saying omg?
I looked at both Neji and Sasuke, okay now there having a staring contest. Not the brightest thing to do
when the air is blowing onto your face hard.
HA HA what idiots, even I wouldn't do that!
I stared amusingly at the two bastards as there eyes started to water and there lips started twitching.
Heh, I bet it hurts! Omg, they're still at it! Even after a harsh gust of wind slapped them on the face!
HA HA! You guys got bitch-slapped by air! I said as I laughed loudly. At that moment they both
blinked and then they glared at me.

As Tenten would say, oh shit.

Oops! Did I say that out loud? I said meekly and there glare intensified. Whaaa! Scary! Scary!
Wheres my teddy bear when you need her!...Omg I forgot, I took her to the sharp and pointy objects
section at the Museum and I think you know what happened.
The cotton flying all over the place was awesome.
The fact that my teddy bear from preschool got mutilated was not.
Hn.
Hn.
My eye twitched and I glared at the two morons from planet Jupiter! Why Jupiter? I...don't...know! Alls
I knows is thats...I ams addings s's to everys letters.
Aswesomes.
Why did I just do that? Because I'm bored and the two bastards aren't making my fear factor go up like
it did before. Man I wanted to run away from them, then go to Tenten -fake crying- and telling her that
they hurt me.
Oh yes, she would rip off there -censored- and stick it up there -censored- and watch them crawl in pain
as she-censored- -censored- and then she would laugh manically and I would copy as she pulled off
there -censored- and tear it into little pieces then shove down there -censored- -censored- then I would censored- and fuck him up til his grandmas-grandmas-grandmas feels it!
Wow, there were a lot of 'censored' huh?
Use your imagination, to...imagine what happened! And fill in the blanks while you were at it since that
was -exactly- how Tenten told me, she even added the censored.
Omg.
Mou! Sasuke, Neji! I am bored! And Tenten is avoiding me...WHY IS SHE AVOIDING ME!? I said
in a 'Oh-my-God-it's-the-end-of-the-world' voice. Neji blinked at me then looked away, frowning.
Bitch.
Sasuke blinked at me and then smirked haughtily as he leaned back on the chair and stared at me.
Arrogant bitch.
But I couldn't help to notice that my face felt hot, why did it feel hot?
Omg, am I...blushing? NUUU! I CAN'T BE BLUSHING! He'll know my deep, dark, dirty, evil secret!
Which I am not going to reveal yet!

I looked away and felt my mouth drop wide open. My emerald eyes widened at what I saw and at the
same time I felt a surge of anger course though my body as I abruptly stood up and scowled, my
eyebrows touching.
It couldn't be...
No. No I whispered as I stared my best friend. From the corner of my eye I saw Neji and Sasuke look
to where I saw staring at. I could feel the evil aura that suddenly surrounded Neji as he death glared the
guy standing next to Tenten.
A glare ain't gonna make that fucker run with his tail between his legs.
I narrowed my eyes and frowned deep. How dare that bastard show his face in my presence. I said in
a cold voice. I didn't like him. I never liked him, and neither did Tenten. The only reason she was being
friendly with him was because of it.
He caused her to loose her memories. He caused her pain. He caused her heart to break in two. And I
will avenge Tenten's pain and misery by beating that son-of-a-bitch to bloody pulp.
Maybe worse.
Sakura? I heard Sasuke say. I turned to glare hard at him, my face must've looked serious for his eyes
widened a fraction.
Leave me be, and do not follow. I told him calmly. I saw his eyes widen more and he thinned his lips.
It's not every day I go into serious mode. And that goes double for you...Hyuuga. I said as Neji's gaze
turned to me, his face hard and his lips quirked down in a frown.
When I finish my beating up, I'm gonna tease Neji til he dies!
Why? I don't know maybe because I will bored.
I turned and glared sharply at the man that was now hugging Tenten by the waist. Tenten blushed and
looked away, he was doing it again! I can't believe it! After all the pain he cause her... he was going to
make her feel it all over again!
Inuzuka!! I screamed out. The bystanders turned and whispered to each other as I glared hard at
Kiba, whom looked around nervously and swallowed. Tenten blinked and I saw her trying to get out of
his grasp.
Get away from Tenten, or I will be forced to hurt you. I said in a low menacing voice as I neared the
two of them. Tenten's eyes showed mild confusion as I scowled at the bastard who broke her heart to
bits.
H-Hey Saku. I sneered.
Don't. I started. Call me that. He seemed taken back. Score one for Sakura!

Saku? What thewhy are you glaring at Kiba-kun that way? I froze. I knew that her memories were
gone, but...I have to save her! Make her remember! The doctors said that she could regain her
memories, in time...
I just didn't bother to make her remember...since I didn't want her to remember the pain.
By this time Neji and Sasuke were by my side, glaring at Kiba whom tightened his grip on Tenten's
waist. Damn him! Has he no shame!?
Again I saw Tenten's eyes go dark for a second before going back to there normal, happy sparkle.
You heard her, let Tenten go. Neji said coldly. Aww hells no! His cold, scary voice is scarier then
mine! So not fair...
I saw Tenten frown. What the hell? Sakura! Whats the meaning of this! I smiled sadly as Tenten
stared at me. I saw Sasuke stiffen by me, he moved closer to me.
Erm, I feel like hugging him now but it's so not the time. Besides, I bet his precious Karin wouldn't like
it!
So you don't remember... Tenten's eyebrows touched.
Remember what? I closed my eyes and tried to keep the tears that wanted to flow out in. I felt for her,
now she was going to remember the hard way.
Damn...
So you don't. Tenten huffed and hugged Kiba back, startling me as he smirked. Damn him to hell! He
knew that he was winning, but what he didn't know was what I had planned just in case something like
this were to happen.
I didn't get accepted to Harvard for nothing!
Well I don't know about this whole 'remembering' thing, all I know is that Kiba-kun is back! Tenten
chirped out happily. I looked down and let my bangs cover my eyes.
D-Dammit! It's happening all over again! No! Please God no, I have to make her remember!
TentenTenten! No! Remember! Remember how he hurt you! How he broke you! I screamed at her.
Neji clenched his fists and narrowed his eyes at a startled Tenten. Hmm, Neji....
Eh? What are you talking about... Tenten said softly. Damn, she still won't remember! If she doesn't
soon...it might be to late!
Kiba coughed and he let go of Tenten to grab her hand Let's go Ten-chan. These weirdo's are full of
crap. I gasped and glared harder at him. I saw Neji get closer to them, I put my arm out in-front of him
to stop him.
I do not need a bloody Hyuuga on the ground.

Yeah. Okay And they left, going to the park once more. I swore and slammed my fist on the glass
table, promptly cracking the glass until it -after a couple of seconds- collapsed and fell to the floor.
Shattering into smaller pieces that flew all over my feet.
I saw a hand reach out and grab my own, now bloodied, one. I looked up and saw Sasuke, looking at
me with sympathy in his deep, onyx eyes.
Sakura stop. We need to know what's going on. I shook my head and tore my hand from his. Great
now I'm infected with Karin's germs.
Eww.
Nope. Sorry I can't say anything. I keep my promises unlike someone here. I said scornfully as he
winced. HA! Not so tough now are ya hot shot?
Hn. I huffed and looked at Neji, who looked like he could kill someone and laugh about it. Oh shit. I
looked down and gulped.
Erm... Neji? He averted his death glare to me.
Eep! I squeaked out as he scowled deeply and glared at the floor. Dude, you can practically tell that
he's jealous. Big time!
I blinked as I suddenly felt a huge surge of pain course though my body, pulsing. I bit my lip and then
remembered on small thing.
I SLAMMED MY FIST ON GLASS!
OWW! I screamed as I jumped up and down, tears in my eyes. OW! OW! OW! IT HURTS! ITAI!
I yelled, the tears flowing down freely.
I saw Sasuke reach out and grab my shoulder, stopping me. He forced me onto the chair and then he
swiped some napkins from the table. He put them over my knuckles as I bit my lip harder and tried to
stop the whimper that wanted to voice itself.
I must not show weakness!
Stupid girl. Don't do that again, you had me worried. I stopped thinking and gasped silently as he
looked at me softly. I parted my lips to say something but decided against it as a blush creeped up onto
my face.
Why was he being soo...nice? The Sasuke I knew would never do that. He would rather die but now...
He then smirked and stood up, I don't want to pay for the medical bill if you die. A pathetic death if I
must say. I gawked and narrowed my eyes. He kept his smirk as he eyed more women, I felt a sudden
burst of anger at that.
I KNEW IT! Bastard!

Argh! Stupid asshole! I screamed. My words had a double meaning but I doubt he knew that. I
averted my gaze to Neji, who was ignoring th group of beautiful girls surrounding him. At least he
knew when to stop...
I looked at Sasuke who was now talking to a strawberry blond, making her blush and look down. I
looked down then up. I looked to the side and saw my reflection on the stores window. My mid-back
shoulder length hair was up in a high pony tail and my blue-black jeans hugged my frame, they were
cut after the knee.
My short-sleeved dark pink shirt was loose and I had very little make-up on, the usual lip gloss. I then
looked at the blond he was talking too, full breasts and bottom. Long legs and shiny, healthy looking
hair. Her clothes were a bit whore-ish but she was gorgeous.
Everything I wasn't.
Sure I had pretty large assets but she knew how to flaunt them. Sure I could look pretty and beautiful
but she knew how to do it. Sure I could act like her, look like her, talk like her... but that would be
shallow and stupid. I was not her or Karin, the type of women Sasuke liked. I suddenly felt depressed
as he put and arm on her shoulder, a sly smirk on his face.
I was out of his league...
-Chapter 18
I Hate You!
...
...
...Err.
...
...
...I am a girl!
...
...
This is not fun. Why won't you laugh at my stupiditjokes?
...

...I'll be back. Neji stood up and walked stomped out of the small cafe, leaving me and Sasuke
alone.
ALONE!
You can start running around in circles now cause I'm gonna die of either boredom or his sexiness... I
mean exoticness! NO I mean stoticness!
NOO! I don't wanna die! I still have to experience the pleasures of -censored... Holy crap, mocha cappuccino with cream and extra caffeine is a bad word?! WHEN DID THIS
HAPPEN!?
...Hey Sasuke! I asked casually. Holy shit! What now? My voice is not connected to my brain!?...
Wow a lot of things are not connected to my brain, maybe that's why when the doctors took my outta
my mothers womb they said 'Well this girl is going to have a lot of parts missing!' then the nurse said,
'Sir, are you calling her an idiot? And he said, 'No! I am just making a visual analysis!'
Nice way to greet someone who's new to this world huh?
How did I know that you ask? Well, my grandpa recorded it and when he showed it to me and the rest
of 'family', whom are Tenten, Ino... and Ino's family and friends. Let's just say he got a kick out of
publicly humiliating me...
Hn? I opened my mouth and guess what? NOTHING CAME OUT! I closed it and shook my head,
my face getting hot.
Fudge.
Sakura, are you alright? I nodded my head and forcefully grinned. But I think it came out like a
painful grin cause Sasuke stood up and came over to me. NO! Now he's putting his hand over my
forehead.
...Hmm, he smells nice!
Like that one soap commercial? Yeah, the Axe commercial! HE SMELLS LIKE Axe!
You know, that one small deodorant bottle that's for guys? Yeah, he's wearing that... in my favorite
scent.
O. M. G.
You're hot. I felt my face flame up even more at that comment. He looked startled at my suddenly
crimson face, then an easy smirk creeped up to his face.
Oh, fuck! Did he find out!?
He chuckled, Why are you red? Surely this can't be a fever... Now he's getting closer to me! OMG!
OMG! OMG!

Is he going to..
KISS ME!?
YES! I mean NO!
Bad Sasuke! Don't make me get the spray bottle... which the pet store lady... told me.. helps train dogs..
Yeah...
I opened my mouth, N-No! It's just h-hot in here! The a-air conditioner must be o-off! I said quickly
and loudly. Too quickly and too loudly. His eyes shifted to the side and I blinked at the sadistic glint in
his eyes. Oh gosh, was he going to hurt me?
Why am I so calm about this?
He looked back at me and my eyes clashed with his. He leaned down and I have no clue what happened
next. All I know is that I suddenly felt something warm and soft on my lips. My eyes widened as
Sasuke kissed me.
I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!
SHOOT ME TENTEN!! Nothing you can say can bring me down! Muahahaha!
Before I could even respond to his kiss he lifted his head up and smirked at my tomato red face. I
HATE MY BLOOD!... Does that mean I hate my life? I mean blood is what gives you life...
Omg, I hate my life!
Cool.
Sakura, sorry. And with that he left, I turned to where he was looking at before he left and the blood
drained from my face. Oh...shit...
Now I know why he kissed meand why he left so quickly. I gulped and stood up, grabbing my coffee
cause coffee is my life force!
Cool huh? Envy me!
Er! back to my life threatening situation! I stared at Karin as she turned red with fury... OMG! I just
used a cool phrase! I'm improving!
Take that University of Seattle!
Y-YOU! Karin roared as I inched towards the cafe's door. You pink haired, thieving slut with no
life! How dare you take away my future husband you bitch! I blinked and growled. Aww hells no
bitch!

No one bad mouths me!... while I'm here! Yeah that's right...
SHUT UP! Just because he likes me best doesn't mean you should get all jealous! Oh wait, it does
mean you have to get all jealous. I swear, why do my blond moments come at important times like
these?
How dare you! What the fuck? Did she just ignore me? Oh shit! SHES CHARGING!
GODZILLA!!... I mean KARIN!!
Tenten style! Offensive maneuver number forty-three! RUN AWAY! I screamed as I ran out the door
and into Central Park. FUDGE! I really did it this time!
CURSE YOU UCHIHA SASUKE! I yelled out to the heavens as Karin fastened her pace. The hell!
Did that give her enough foot-power to catch up to me!?
Oh, wait, I practically suck at running so I don't really blame her for catching up to me.
FUCK! I screamed and ran faster, but she caught up with me?
What the hell man!? What sin did I do now? I swear I'm sorry, now take pity on my soul whoever rules
my life!
NOO! I don't wanna die early!
HARUNO! DIE!
NOO! I screamed. The before I knew it a hand lashed out and I closed my eyes, ready for the impact
that would surely cause me pain and make me pass out. I stopped running abruptly and opened my eyes
to see my savior or the cause of my death.
Stupid idiot. Didn't I teach you anything?
-Tenten's P.O.V.
I want to die! Kiba is hugging the shit out of me and I hate him! No, I loathe him! Do you know why?
Because this bastard cheated, hit and almost killed me!
Yes you heard right! And I was foolishly in love with him! Argh! I mean come on he hit me! Abuse I
say!
The first time he hit me I should have dumped his shitty ass... but I was too busy thinking that he loved
me. God, can anyone say, moronic?
And then I was stupid enough to get in the car with him, while he was drunk. But I didn't know he was
drunk, he was almost normal if not for the stench of alcohol that came from him...

God I am so stupid.
So yeah, I got in. He went to fast, to fast. I told him to slow down, you know I don't wanna die but
apparently he did. Then BAM! We crashed into something, another car I think and it all went black.
Next thing I know, I wake up five weeks later, looking like I just got out from a rumble with Sai,
Sakura and Ino breathing down my neck. Literally!
And Sai's breath stunk! Eww...
Come on babe! I hear they sell great food there! I forced a smile and nodded, his had around my
waist. I feel like pucking!
The only reason I'm doing this is for... REVENGE! I shall make these days the most painful and
agonizing days of his pathetic life...
Tenten? Why do you have that crazy look in your eye? Want me that badly? Kiba said smugly. Erm!
What?!
Stupid moron! As I want him! I want NeNO ONE!
Yes, no one...
Uh! Err! No! I just sawoh my God! An Ice-cream stand! I yelled out as I dragged him over to the
ice-cream stand.
Okay Ten, act natural and KILL HIM!
Oh, err, uh and make it look like an accident of course.. Gosh I am so evil aren't I? But I don't want to
go to jail so yeah! I must use the brain that my mother and father both made, but my mom always said
that I had my dad's brain....
...Maybe it was because I almost blew up my thumb with a can opener...
Okay! Hey, you want vanilla right? I opened my mouth and he cut me off. Right, of course you do.
It's your favorite, I remember! I glared at him, I HATE VANILLA! My favorite was chocolatestrawberry.
But he didn't need to know that...
I looked around and saw that no one was looking, perfect time to cause an accident. Buhahaha...
I stuck my foot out and pushed the cart forward, making Kiba, whom was leaning on the cart, fall
forward and get his head smashed on the concrete floor!
Ow! He yelled as he fell forward and hit his head painfully on the side of the street. I smiled and the
ice-cream man... saw me... oh shit.
I grinned nervously as he stared at me and looked around, trying to find escape. Fuck. He was not

suppose to see me try and hurt my ex-boyfriend. I must eliminate him...

Erm. Here Kiba, lemme help you... my sweet. I said though gritted teeth. DAMMIT ALL! Where's
Neji when you need him? Oh, ha ha ha! I know!
He's flirting with all of the sluts that we call fan girls...
It's all right babe! Didn't hurt aa bit. He said, his voice wavering and a pitch higher. Haha! He's
actually in pain! Neji would never do that, he'll suck it up and act like nothing happened.
Well... just like Kiba's doing right now, only Neji will do a better job at it! So there!
I hope so! Let's go to the tea house! I said in my 'I-love-you-so-much' voice; which sounded like a
preppy girl with a voice disorder.
We went inside and I thought I saw someone who looked like Neji duck. I stopped and looked around,
then sighed sadly.
No Neji... damn, I'm starting to sound like a fan girl. All of that mocha must've, finally, gone to my
head...
Come on Tenten, baby, you're slacking! I glared at Kiba, but I think it came out like a loving look
cause he grinned at me and pulled me inside the tea house.
Must. Not. Castrate. Him.
We both sat down and soon a rather tall lady came and asked us what we wanted, I ordered a tea
obviously while Kiba ordered some coffee. Oh goody-goody.
So, Tenten, how have you been? I looked at Kiba. How have I been? HOW HAVE I BEEN!? Well I
get a job at the Hyuuga corps, find out my boss is a complete pervert and find out that I have fallen in
love with him.
Then I get in a fight with him and after I find out that he's a complete playboy and has no feelings for
me what so ever. So now, here I am with the guy that supposedly loved me when he actually got drunk
because the girl he was cheating on me with broke up with him.
I am fine! If not for those little events...
I'm fine! Fantastic KIBA! I say though a seriously forced happy voice, even people turned to see
what was happening. But yeah, Kiba was being a mutt again and he just nodded and smiled widely.
Freaking moron.
Uh-huh, thats nice babe. I gritted my teeth as he stared at a bleach blond that was eying him too.
Damn, I can't believe I feel jealous! Oh, wait I don't. Thats just because it brings back memories of
when Neji did that...
Whoo Hoo!

I ignored him and saw that the lady came back, but Kiba was still eying the girl so I took this time to
talk to her and tell her my evil scheme.
Oi! Oi! The lady turned to me, putting the small teacup down and going to her. I brought my hands
up and with my fingers, ordered her to come closer. The lady did and that made me smirk, I felt
powerful.
Hey, this guy here ruined my love life and he thinks I still have amnesia and I want revenge. Could
you help me by letting me pour the scorching hot tea? The middle-aged lady looked shocked and she
glanced at Kiba, who was now waving and smirking at the bleach blond.
Okay, I'll just let you... handle this situation. The woman winked and I felt my smirk widened. Oh,
yes.
I love my devious brain.
I got up and brought Kiba's attention back to me, he looked down and stared at my boobs. Now, since
I'm going to hurt him very badly, I'm not going to punch the snot outta him. I smiled a sickly sweet
smile and grabbed the small kettle.
I looked up and felt my eye twitch. Neji was standing outside, his face annoyed and angered. All of his
fan girls were surrounding him but he ignored them.
Huh, I wonder why...
I shook my head and looked at Kiba once more, who was now eying a raven haired girl. Kiba-kun!
Here's some tea.... I think it came out like someone ready to kill someone cause I aimed the liquid to
his crotch and poured it.
Now then, sit back and watch the dog roar.
YOW!! I bit my lips so no one could see my sadistic smile as he stood up and grabbed his groin.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD! IT LOOKS LIKE HE PISSED HIMSELF!
HAHAHAHA---I am sorry, but the character being portrayed in this P.O.V. is currently being occupied by a lethal
movement. Please wait as she will appear again shortly.OKAY! I am okay my faithful fans! I just had a sorta... laughing tantrum. They are common when my
evil deeds are successful.

...
You did not just read that, it was... something.. else? Okay that was a real suckish excuse but I am evil
and I am not about to change!
Kiba ran to the restroom, screaming and swearing all over the place while I muffled my laugh. I bet it
came out evilly since many people in the room smiled tensely, stood up, and left.
Oops.
I looked forward and saw Neji staring at me, shocked. I blinked and then glared at him. He snapped out
of his shocked state and left. Great! I knew it! He was just here because this is were all his fan girls
hang out... probably.
Man I am in serious denial.
I looked down to my lap and frowned. I hate my life! Argh! Neji and me are in a fight and I haven't
spoken to him in... three days.
Wow.
I MUST TALK TO HIM! I'm desperate!
Tenten.
MUST SPEAK WITH HIM!
Tenten?
I YERN FOR NEJI! And that sounds seriously wrong! Considering the last time I fell in love didn't
come out so well and it sounds wrong.. Fucking Kiba and his fucking being...
Tenten!?
What?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm blanking out!?... I stared at Neji as he blinked and
stared blankly at me. Uh-oh.
... Wow is that any way to treat the person that gives you your pay check? I felt like apologizing but
thought twice and decided to say something smart.
Gotta keep my image up!... Okay maybe it's just that I'm freaking sad and I have to cover it up. Yeah,
thats it.
My niceness various from person to person. I said dryly. Ouch, I think it came out to cold.
Neji stared at me then frowned, Tenten, why are we avoiding each other? I blinked and decided to act
like a stupid blond. Why? Because I don't want to sound like a jealous bitch with no life.
...I honestly have no clue. I said airily. He frowned more and sat across from me. I sighed and looked

out the window. Just ignore him, just ignore him, just ignore him-- douh!
... You're lying. My eye twitched and I averted my glare from the little bird that now smashed itself
onto a window to Neji Hyuuga whom was drinking.. my.. tea.
Oi! Who said you could drink my tea!? I glared as he looked at me and smirked. Damn it all! It was
my tea, and it was my favorite tea!
I did, I thought you wouldn't mind... I kept my glare and controlled my ever growing blush. Damn
you blood rush!
...But my tea! Nuuu! Tea, I'm comin' to save ya!
Well I do! Gimmie my tea back you fucktard! Neji lifted his arm and suddenly it looked like he got
taller as he smirked down at me... how tall is Neji? Now that I think of it, he's like one or two heads
taller them me.
Holy -censoredI stood up and reached for my cup, my fingers brushed it and then it went higher. I glared at his hand
and swore, Damn my shortness! Oops, that wasn't suppose to come out! Damn you mouth... you
work for some things but not others!
I heard Neji chuckle and I gave up, sitting back down to sulk. What's so funny? He glanced at me
and then back to the cup in his hands.
You never fail to make me laugh... I furrowed my eyebrows and decided to take that as a compliment
ands stay quiet.
Now watch my mouth fuck it up
Eh? Whats that suppose to mean Mister. Hot shot? He raised an eyebrow and I blinked. Wow, what
an awesome combo. huh?
... Nothing, nothing at all... I raised an eyebrow and looked out the window.
You're weird Hyuuga Neji, very weird. Neji looked at me and I kept ignoring him because if I looked
at him I would, surely, blush.
And that would be bad on my account.
How am I weird? I looked up and furrowed my eyebrows once more.
Oh ho ho! I could think up many ways you're weird Neji Hyuuga... but I shall not for it will be
embarrassing for me and you!
.... I just responded in my head. What is wrong with me?
How many ways? Elaborate please? I blinked and looked at him, he had his chin on his palm and was

looking at me like I was the only source of entertainment. And I think I was, but the amused twinkle in
his eyes proved me other wise.
I blushed red, Eh? Did I say that out loud? Neji nodded and I blushed harder. I think my face is going
to have a permanent blush on it if I keep hanging out with him...
Well I wasn't. And I ignored him! Why? BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY FACE TO HAVE A
PERMINANT BLUSH!
Bur it might be to late for that.
I looked out he window and felt my eye twitch. I stood up and but kept my gaze out the window, from
the corner of my eye I saw Neji stand up also and raise an eyebrow.
What's wrong...? I will ignore him for my face feels hot. I growled and then ran out the tea house,
Neji calling me once. I glared evilly at the red haired bitch that had Sakura by the collar.
Get your fucking slutty hands off my sister, you fucking red haired whore!
Oh shit! Neji's going to see my bad side...
-Chapter 19
Friends? Maybe more...
Karin sneered at me before turning back to Sakura; not a good idea if you're up against someone who
will will, literally, rip your boob implants from your chest.
My eye twitched and I grabbed her arm; shoving it down and making her let go of Sakura. I grabbed
her neck and pushed her down onto her knees. I moved Sakura away and put my knee on Karin's upper
back, keeping her down, but showing my underwear to the public.
And all under 5 seconds.
Bitch! Don't ignore me if you know what's good for you! I snapped at her.
She threw me off and I caught myself before falling to the ground, glaring harder then I did before.
Karin backed up a bit and by now a crowd had already formed and many were yelling angerly at me for
lowering my skirt...
How dare you touch me with your filthy hands! I'll make you pay for that! I smirked. Oh yeah!...
stupid Kool-aid man...
Make me then! I mocked and that's when I saw stars; they were white and red if you're wondering. I
blinked and noticed that Karin had punched me in the face. I wiped the blood off and stood, a smile on

my face.
Oh my God! Tenten! Are you okay! OMG YOU'RE BLEEDING, YOU'RE GONNA DIE! NO! I
sighed at Sakura's loudness. She was having another spazzing moment.
She acts more blond then, well, pink? That made no absolute sense but let's pretend it did, okay?
I've not been in a fight for I don't know how long! This bitch know's how to fight and I wanna see how
good she is... Sakura pouted at me and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Neji finally catch up to me
and stare.
... And stare, and stare and stare, then glare! Wait, why is he glaring?! HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE
WORRIED NOT ANGRY! Gosh, talk about having an emotional deficiency!
Oh wait, blood running down lip and heavy panting... right!
I blinked when I felt something hit me in the stomach, then I saw that Karin had kicked me. Great, so
much for not letting my guard down...
I grunted as the air got knocked out of me and grabbed her foot, twisting it until she screamed loudly.
HAHA!
I threw her foot away and she charged at me. Damn! She makes all the first moves! ... I wanted to make
a first move.
She tried to punch me and I dodged, then she grabbed my shirt... and ripped it!? Aww hells no! She
grinned as I tried to get her hands off my now ripped shirt. I backed up and Karin pulled, making my
shirts tear off completely.
I froze as many people -mostly men- wolf whistled and made dirty comments. I looked down and saw
thats my lacy black bra was showing and theres droplets of sweat all over me and my hair a bit
disheveled...
... This is a definite Playboy moment.
... Oh shit, Neji's here and watching the whole thing.
You whore! I stomped over to her and tore her own shirt off, a sly smirk on my face. Karin's... torso...
is UGLY! Dude! There... just... eww! They're just hanging there! She doesn't wear a freaking bra.
And her boobs look fake... Implants I say!
I stared at her and then bit my lip so I don't burst out laughing. Many people whistled and made
comments but not as much as me! Haha! I'm hot, she's not!
Boo ya!
...What the fuck did I just say? God, I sound like a surfer with a bad sun burn in the middle of

December.
I stared at her and then turned to look at all the mothers who were covering their children's faces',
badly. I grinned and pointed at Karin, who was red in embarrassment and anger, Remember kids!
Don't get boob implants... No, seriously, look at them... eww!
Karin is cried out and ran back to the hotel.
Aww great now I feel bad... Oh wait, thats just the breeze that I'm feeling from beneath my skirt.
I blushed. I didn't have a shirt on! Karin ripped it off and now it was just another trash in the street. I
put my hands over my chest as many men chanted:
Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! I mean, seriously! I feel flattered but... No dude, I am not a whore
and I feel...
Overly exposed.
Stare in wonder at that small, intelligent phrase! And this calls for that mysterious, cool, trumpety
sound! You know that one they use in SpongeBob when he says something is scary or stuff? Like that
one episode with Mr. Krabs being a robots and stuff....Yeah, that would've made this moment more
dramatic...
But I hate drama so why do I care?
And don't ask about the SpongeBob thing. When you live with a 20 something year old woman with
the soul of a 3-year-old... SpongeBob SquarePants isn't even the worst show there is...
Like Dora or whatever. I mean, she repeats the same shit about 5 TIMES! What the fuck!? Even Sakura
yells at the TV and starts throwing a temper tantrum. Kids these days aren't as dumb as they were last
century!
My face heated up at the thought that Neji was watching and probably staring... fucking shit!
I crossed my arms and was about to make a run for it when a shadow covered me from the front.
I looked up and, God dammit man, I could've had a heart attack right then and there and still be alive! It
was Neji! He looked pissed as hell and he was covering me from all of people that were taking
snapshots of me...
Wait what!?
Hey! No photos you retards! Take pictures of someone else causing a scene, over there! I yelled and
pointed to my right as Neji kept me in place, his hands on my shoulders. I looked up and saw that he
was still glaring at them.
I feel loved!
Yay... but I swear does he have to treat me like a 5-year-old with an attention disorder?

He then pushed me and I stumbled a little as he kept pushing me until I was walking backwards and he
forwards. I pushed the hotel's door open with my back and then he started to walk faster and before I
knew it I was running...
Backwards
And that my children, is a very, very bad experience for you could fall and break your back and be in
the worst pain you've ever been in.
Or you could, you know, trip and fall and make the person pushing you fall on-top of you and then
accidentally kiss him, and stuff...
Not that I'm going to purposely do that just so I could steal a kiss from Neji... If that's what you're
thinking.
... You were thinking that right?
Right!?
H-Hey! I'm going to fall you moron! He ignored me and kept walking. I swear the nerve...!
He stopped, forcing me to stop also since he had his hands on my shoulders; he was practically
controlling me! Like an action figure.... Barbi doll!
He pushed me to the side gently and I watched him open our hotel room with a slide of a card.
Yeah, no more keys, It's cards now. Now I have to get a key holder that says 'Aqui estan las pinches
carta's' and not 'Aqui estan las pinches llaves'.
Mexico's full of cool, adult-rated things. That's why Sakura can't come! Her mind would be scarred for
life and that would be bad for she will become a walking vegetable! Yep, it can affect her that much.
Why am I so happy?
The door opened and he grabbed my wrist; dragging me inside. From the corner of my eye, I saw a
flash of pink and a 4-year-old could've figured out who it was.
W-Wait! Sakura followed me-- I got cut off by his roaring voice. Uh-oh, he's pissed!
GODZILLLA!... Fuck! .... Why do small phrases stick with me and not advanced calculus?
What the hell did you think you were doing!? I furrowed my eyebrows angerly. This brings back
memories...
The Mother at the orphanage would always say that when I did an idiocy. Which wasn't everytime
since she kept me locked up inside the huge room I shared with about fifty other kids.
Bitch I swear...

What did I think I was doing!? I repeated, I was trying to protect Sakura! That's what I was doing!
Neji made an angry sound and turned his back to me. Ooh, very manly sir Hyuuga!
Hmm, I've never noticed how his shirt seems to stick to his body like glue. Maybe we should go
shopping so I can buy him another shirt, it looks to tight on him and that would bring unwanted
attention towards him.
... God I sound like his wife.
She looked like she could've handled it herself. I and crossed my arms over my exposed chest;
forgetting about my nudeness..
Heh, nudeness.
But she couldn't! Because of she could then she would've beaten the bitch's ass up long before Karin
grabbed her collar! Neji ran a hand though his luscious hair.
And I just noticed that I said 'luscious'. If you excuse me, I will now go wash my brain out with cheap,
over-priced hotel soap.
But she looked like she was going to hit her, until you interfered!
I've always been the one to save her and it's not about to change! He tapped his foot, his back still to
me and my eyes still... eying... his very manly back?
Gods. I make no sense. Maybe Karin hit me harder then I thought...
But you got hurt!
And!? I've had worse! I ran a finger to the side of my lip; it was still bleeding. Oops, forgot that I had
to put an ice-pack over it.
Or a piece of meat... steak... or chicken. And I have to tell ya, it stinks! I mean, putting a piece of meat
over your lip, which is right under your nose.
Bleh, I swear I'm going to throw up because of the stench...
... I blinked at the lack of response I got from Neji and peeked out the window. I had to see what was
happening...
...And nothing was happening! Everyone had gone back to doing whatever they were doing.
Aww.
Hey Neji, why do birds like to kill themselves by smashing onto windows... I asked airily as a small
bird crashed onto a window, sliding down. Ha! What a retard! Even I wouldn't do that... not that I'm
going to or that I'm dumb enough to do it.

Sakura can though! But she can't fly, so bleh.

... But she can shoot herself out of a canon like she did in Cancun.
Getting run over would be more effective... Neji? I got no response.
I turned and found him in the same position he was before, only this time his foot wasn't tapping on
the floor. I frowned and felt something tug at my heart.
NO! GUILT! GO AWAY DAMMIT!
Hello! Neji! Wedgie!... Hey that rhymed! I pretended to say airily as I stared out the window and
watched birds kill themselves.
Oh! Now they're getting run over! And what's that about a bird anesthetic leakage in Central Park?
Must be that one thing they use to make them sleep... but, wait, if that's what leaking... then can't it also
affect people?
I watched as some people coughed and fell to the ground, the police surrounding the whole park.
Heh, now I know what happens if you give a person bird anesthetic, they fall down and scrunch there
face in pain! I said to Neji as... he kept ignoring me.
Bastard.
Oh! Now they're smashing onto the window's once more!
SMASH
SLIDE
CHRIP
SMASH
SLIDE
CHIRP
SMASH
SLIDE
CHIRP
It was a repetitive process and it was fascinating! I mean, they smash onto the window... then slide
down slowly, and gruesomely, there small chirps of pain dying out along with themselves. Buhahaha...

I'm such a criminal.

Neji! Wedgie! Wedgie Nejied someone! I sang out as another bird smashed itself onto the window
sill. Ouch, poor birdie.
Teaches it to fly while intoxicated.
Gods, they give us humans D.U.I.'s, but they don't ticket birds when they're high...
Discrimination? Maybe...
Excuse me...? I strained my neck to see Neji glaring at me with one eyebrow raised. What a nice
expression, don't you think?
It makes me wanna hide under a rock and die.
Well... Neji means screw in Japanese and Neji rhymes with wedgie so I put two and two together and
got Wedgie Nejied someone. Admire my intellect. I said dryly.
Neji's eye twitched and his glare hardened.
Heh, bu-ya!... Oops, there I go again! I swear I have to go surfing one day so I could get this 'bu-ya'
thing out of my system.
I turned back to the window and was awe-struck by how many birds have crashed into the huge
buildings windows... over 20 I can tell you that much.
Suicide is all the rage now, isn't it?
Hey Newhoa back off! I yelled at Neji's face nervously as he was suddenly up in my face.
I was sitting on the couch and looking out the window, then when I turned back forward I find Neji's
body over mine and his face to close too mine.
If I was a fangirl, I would've had a brain hemorrhage right about now for trying to comprehend that
Neji Hyuuga's body was over mine and his eyes were looking straight into mine with unannounced
lust.
But I'm not a fangirl so I'm going to do what any other woman would've done if they were in my
situation:
Scream.
KYAAAA! SAKURA HELP ME!
Great. I completely ruined the moment that we were going to have.
Neji stared down at me boredly as I screamed like a little girl. He sighed and slapped a hand over my
mouth, shutting me up without having to cause any violence.

Cool...
Tenten?
I managed a: Yeah?
Shut up. I handled the situation maturely and bit his hand.
Neji looked down at his hand and glared harder at me. I spit out the lotion like taste from my mouth
andhey! It tastes familiar...
Neji Hyuuga! Stop stealing my lotion you rich bastard!
He shrugged and got off of me. I huffed and puffed the air out slowly.
Okay, now I'm bored. I furrowed my eyebrow's as I heard loud footstep's and many people
screaming. I was about to stand up and see what's wrong when Neji's hand held me back.
My froze as his soft, smooth hand grasped mine. I swear I sound like a fangirl but thats how my lotion
makes your hands feel.
It's not the cheap kind you know.
Tenten...?
Yes...?
Are you still mad at me...?
I'm mad at you? Seriously? Why would I be mad...
I thought back to whatever fight we had... I was mad? But... OH!
That fight.
Ri-ght.
The fight that made me almost crazy because I wasn't talking to Neji and he looked like he hated me all
the time.
...Wow, I said that all in one... thought? Well I can't say breath... Heh, yeah leave me alone I'm to busy
staring at Neji's hot 8-pack.
Well was.
OH! That fight, yeah sorry about that. I said sheepishly.
Neji raised an eyebrow and the noises got louder and louder.

I raised and brow; listening to the sound of vases and picture frames falling.
...
Meh, whatever.
I must be... strong! And tell him about my temper problems...
Crapizoids.
I might as well tell him I'm a taco addict...
Well... I have really big anger problemsnot as bad as Sakura's though. If you get me mad, there's a
99.9 percent chance I'll dis you, and/or, say something I don't mean and make you feel very bad. Then I
would feel bad and
Neji smirked and grabbed my wrist, making me stumble and fall onto of him; my legs in-between his
and his hands wrapped over my waist.
What a nice pose to be with your boss...
Now I wonder what will happen when the guy in the camera room sees this... damn hotel monitoring
system!
I'll forgive you... if you pretend to be my girlfriend. I twitched and grabbed his shoulders; arching my
back to get a better look at him.
...
I think I'm getting turned on by the fact that it looks like I couldheh, awesomeness.
Did you not listen the last time I yelled at you!? Neji shrugged, making me want to just lean down
and kiss him senseless!
No! I mean I wanna lean down and bite him... because I'm mad at him!
Argh.
What is with me and sexually violating him?
It's an emergency, and if you say no then I'll have to get another woman to do it...
I ALMOST gasped and slapped him on the face but restrained myself and pretended to think about it.
Think about it Tenten! It's just pretending! You've practiced this with Sakura over and over again!
...

Even if Sakura never knew I was just pretending to be sad that her asshole of a boyfriend dumped her
when she was in the eleventh grade.
Gosh, I'm a bad person aren't I?
Smirk.
... Fine, but I want boundaries.
Neji rolled his eyes at me. I glared. Then the door slammed open and in came Sakura with a broom in
her hand and a bottle of shampoo in the other.
Wait, bottle of shampoo?
TENTEN I'M HERE TO... save... you...? Sakura stared at me while I smiled like an idiot.
Neji's hands were still clasped over my waist and since I was arched back it looked like I was... yeah it
looked like we were already starting to 'get it on' if it wasn't for Sakura.
... Note to self: Murder Sakura in her sleep when I get the chance.
RAPE! I screamed and pointed at a annoyed Neji.
Sakura gasped and growled before grabbed the shampoo bottle, opening it with her mouth.
Why does it give me an impression of a grenade about to be thrown...?
LOOK OUT BELOW!!
She threw the shampoo bottle and, as if it was slow motion, I jumped off Neji and put my hands over
head. The bottle landed on an annoyed Neji and I gasped, my eyes wide.
Everything was deathly quiet as the shampoo slid down his flawless face and onto his white collard
shirt.
I laid there, on my butt with my legs spread apart and flashing Neji my lacy black underwear that was
technically a thong...
But I was too shocked to notice and close my legs.
... Are you okay Neji?
He brought his hands up to his eyes and wiped away the light green shampoo. He glared darkly at
Sakura, who was gaping like a fish.
HAHA! Classic...
Oh, hehehe... do I hear Sasuke calling me? Got to go Tenten, bye! She said all in one breath and ran
out of then room.

I blinked at her and then averted my gaze back to a glowering Neji.

You just got Punk'd?...
Neji glared down at me then stopped.
Wait, why did he stop glaring at me? I furrowed my brows and looked down at what he was staring at
so intently.
YOU PERVERT!! Neji smirked.
Even with shampoo all over his torso, head, face, lap and back he still looks hot. I closed my legs and
put my skirt down, glaring.
Ba-st-ard.
He stood up and flicked his wrist in a downwards motion, the shampoo flickering to the carpet.
I'll have someone clean this up later. In the mean time, I'm going to take a shower.
Whatever.
Hmm, would you would like to accompany me?
I narrowed my eyes at his suggestive face.
Shut up Hyuuga! He smirked and kept walking to the bathroom, snickering at the deep red that
covered my face.
Hn. I was just asking out of manners...
I scoffed.
As if!
You're suppose 'manners' died the instant I came along! I shot confidently.
He stopped and shrugged his shoulders casually.
I believe so. I'm still surprised at the fact that I haven't taken you yet. I gawked at him my face
steaming red.
Okay thats it! I'm going to plan a way to torture you without getting fired because I hate you...
His smirk widened and he placed it hand on the bathrooms knob.
...

Shits... something tells me that I'm going to blushing a lot from now on.
If you do, then why do you still have a blush on you're face? Surely you won't blush at a man you
utterly loath, even if he did see you're panties and maybe something else. I gasped and felt my face
steam crimson again.
YOU BASTARD! I'M NOT...
The bathroom door closed and I stayed frozen stiff. I put a hand over my heart and found it beating as if
I had ran a marathon. I puffed my cheeks and sat back into the couch, my hand still on my heart.
I looked up at the blank ceiling and sighed, What's wrong with me...?
I stood up and walked out of the room, a smile on my face.
Time to commence Mission: Act Like Neji Hyuuga's Girlfriend.
Bring on the Brittney-wannabes and spoiled brats because This Tenten ain't gonna to give up Neji
Hyuuga... even if he is a full-blown pervert...
....
Crap, this is going to be harder than I thought, huh?
Personal Assistant?
For once I have nothing else to say :D But, I am inwardly spazzing about having to go to High
School...
Enjoy you jerks.... Kidding! Gods, you guys are so serious.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Inner Sakura/Text/'Thoughts'
-Chapter 20
Denial's Overrated. Period.
Tenten! Tenten! Tenten! Tenten! Tenten!
...
Tennie! Tennie! Tennie! Tennie! Tennie!
...
Bitchy! Bitchy! Bitchy! Bitchy! Bitchy!

. . .
Hyuuga sex slave! Hyuuga sex slave! Hyuuga sex slave! Hyuuga
GOD DAMMIT WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Giggle.
Glare.
We need food and Neji's going through your underwear drawer saying he's searching for 'a manga
book'.
... Excuse me?!
-:.Tenten's POV:.
I grumbled and walked down the long aisle in some yoga pants and a white muscle-shirt.
Damn, out of all the times the pink haired moron has to point out the obvious, why does it have to be
when I finally want to do my damn office work! I might be on vacation but Neji decided to be
'responsible' and make me finish all the paperwork I hid underneath the coffee shelf.
Sakura would be proud of that...
And the little freak even lied and said Neji was going through my underwear drawer! He was staring
outside the window watching some crows hurt themselves for a mate!
So much for being mildly flattered. Then again, he practically saw all my underwear since I own about
20 pairs and he flipped my skirt more then 20 times.
Damn pervert! The world should know:
All cold-hearted he-bitches are perverts.
It's just the way the world rolls.
... Sasuke's one of those freak's of nature.
Wheee!
I twitched. Sakura was now riding the shopping cart like an overly-enlarged skate board. Great,
knowing that idiot, she'll probably get hurt or worse.
Better stop her before I have to call an ambulance.

Sakura. Stop it, you're gonna crash

OWW!
Heh. I told myself.
Owie. I snickered as Sakura stood up again, rubbing her now-red nose and forehead. That idiot just
had crashed into a one of those steak freezers and smashed her nose and part of her forehead on the
carts handle.
Moron. I muttered and grabbed a box of pancake mix while Sakura ran around me like an sugar high
monkey.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I want me some whip cream! And some handcuffs! Ooh! And some Sasuke!
...
Sakura.... have you been watching over-dramatic, kinky adult-rated shows?
... Huh? The hell is that?! I was just gonna handcuff Sasuke to the balcony and make him watch me
eat whip cream! It's the ultimate torture...! She crowed and rubbed her hands together evilly.
I lowered my head and I laughed at my stupidity. Gods, that was seriously stupid of me! I mean, this is
Sakura Haruno we're talking about! As if she'll scar herself by watching HBO At Night.
...
Hehehe... Crap.
I grabbed some more pancake mix, some other boxes of things that we'll probably never eat and some
canned food for when Sakura gets her bing eating attacks.
Why she's a size 3?
She has a black hole in her stomach that sucks in all of the food she, literally, scarfs down like a hobo
in the middle of of Alaska and is starving.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I want some Spaghetti-O's! Yeah!
No! I hate that shit! I almost died trying to slurp one of those damn short noodles! Fuck that! If I almost
died trying to slurp the seemingly non-dangerous noodles, Sakura's gonna drown little bit of liquid that
that shits wet in!
She's bound to do something stupid like that.
Whatever. It's not my problem if you choke on a meat ball.
... On second thought, I'll go get some cookies.

Heh. Score!
I went over to the frozen meat section and grabbed a package of ribs and some chicken fillets. Hmm....
now I had to weigh the options on which one I was gonna buy because I don't want to waste food.
I am such a hypocrite, aren't I?
Hmm... Ribs are good with BBQ....
Then again, they're hard to cook and it takes some hours to cook thoroughly. I nodded at that small
comment and looked at the chicken fillets that were in my other hand.
These are easy to cook... but sometimes Sakura gets whiny and doesn't want to eat them. Something
about the McDonald's Chicken burger...
Then buy the ribs and make some BBQ ribs with rice and some vegetables. I sucked on my bottom
lip and then it hit me.
Who the hell was talking to me?
I looked up and groaned. Neji Hyuuga!? What the hell are you doing here?! I thought your under-paid
maids did all the shopping for you....
He smirked. I like to get out and do something pointless too, Tenten.
... Is that your attempt at humor?
... No I was being serious.
He's being modest in a weird, humor-filled way! Does he really think he'll trick moi!? HAHA! Think
again Hyuuga-bitch!
And by Hyuuga-bitch, I mean, my bitch.
Am I over-thinking things again?! I tend to over-react because I analyze the situation way to much! Am
I over-reacting again?!
... What was I talking about again? Ooh yeah! That Neji can't trick me because he stalked me and saw
me leave the hotel room at...
11 pm at night.
Yeah, Sakura has really weird ways of choosing the hours to go shopping.
Thank God the store's open 24 hours a day! HAHA! All of those employee's must be groveling by now!
Over-work I say!
Right, and I wanna rule the worldbut thats not gonna happen now is it, Sir Hyuuga!? I mocked.

Heh, now he's glaring at me for making fun of him in a civilized manner.
... Meh, I tried.
Hn. I glared.
Ooh! Now we're resorting back to one-syllable responses!? Uh-huh, very mature Neji, it makes me
think if you're actually the 'demanding, cold and scary' Hyuuga everyone keeps telling me you are!
Well, warned me about.
You're a bastard you know that?
He shrugged and leaned over the top of my cart. Meh, you love it.
OH MY GOD! IT'S SASUKE-TEME!... BUY ME HANDCUFF'S AND WHIP CREAM YOU RICH
BASTARD!!
Oh God! She's hyper because of the sugar she had a bit earlier! Ino's a evil woman! Now Sakura's
gonna glomp
Sakura! Get off of me this instant! Sakura! Now! Sakura dammit!
WHIP CREAM! HANDCUFFS! AND SOME SASUKE! OOH YEAH! WE'RE GOOD!
Oops, to late.
-SLAM
I growled and slammed the bags of food on the hotels table; taking out some canned food so Sakura
could stop being a hyperactive moron and eat. After she eats several ounces of candy, she needs
something to get the high down.
What better than canned food, eh?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOBB SQUAREPANTSSS! WHOOO!
....
She's been watching that stupid talking sponge that's to happy for his own good hasn't she?
F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! Try it! N is for anywhere and anytime at
all! Down here in the RAVILOIES! GIMMIE!! I twitched as Sakura dug her spoon into the bowl
and devoured the whole two cans of Chief Boyardee.
... Is she always like this? I glanced at Neji, who looked very disturbed, then Sasuke, who looked
very amused.

Basically, yeah.
It's not that bad.
Chirp
Chirp
Cricket
Cricket
Me and Neji stared at a calm Sasuke with perturbed expressions while Sakura licked the bowl like a
cave-woman and wipe the sauce she had all over her chin with Sasuke's coat sleeve; evil smirk intact.
Like I was saying, not that bad?! What the hell?! He really is her soul-mate...
... Dude, where do you live? Under a rock?
Sasuke glared at me and Neji glared harder at him when I shrunk under the great Uchiha Sasuke Death
Glare. Aww, he's protecting me!
Yes Uchiha, Tenten has a point for once. It surprised me how logical she can be when it comes to the
pink haired freak.
She's not a freak, Hyuuga.
Say's you, Uchiha.
Sasuke snorted while I fumed, Yeah, and your assistant is the sanest woman on the planet.
She is sane. She just lacks logical sense.
Mother fuckhe gets a kick outta making me look bad, huh? Argh, it's on now Hyuuga-bitch! I'm
gonna slowly tear out his
... Tenten stop planing my death in your head. I can sue you for that. I growled at him while Sasuke
ranted stoically how Sakura isn't a pink haired freak and, all the while, looking like he doesn't care.
Weirdo.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Sakura grin, exhale with satisfaction and rub her full stomach
happily while she eyed me and Neji's stupid fight before grabbing the sling-shot she bought in the
market and slinging a balled up piece of tissue at Sasuke.
Freak.
They were perfectly made for each other, neh?

On what cause?
It's called Thought-Crime, genius.
I know that stupid, but how can you sue your own girlfriend. I retorted smugly.
So you admit it? About time.
W-Wait! What the fuck just happened?!
He ignored me. If you noticed, the government can't arrest you for Thought-Crime since it's a petty
thought of fury. But it's a pleasure to hear you admit that you're mine.
I gawked and Sakura burst out laughing; Sasuke smirking widely. I swear, as Neji and Sasuke smirked
and slammed their knuckles together I inwardly felt a bit happy that I had accepted being Neji
Hyuuga's girlfriend.
I think that I'm getting out of my denial!
Omg.
... Tenten, stop convincing yourself that you're over your denial about being mine; it's pathetic.
HAHAHA! YOU JUST GOT OWNED TENTEN!
Mother fuckers.
That's it, Denial's overrated.
-.:Sakura's POV:.
Oh Gods! That was the funniest thing I have ever seen! Tenten and Neji were fight, you with me? Then
Neji practically owns her by reading her mind and blatantly saying so!
I swear, my laugh box broke.
Again.
The first time was when Tenten tripped over air and stood up with a face full of mud. Classic case of
someone who couldn't walk in heels to save her life!
But then she pushed me into a lake so now we're even... I got worms in my hair! It was the most
traumatic experience of my life!
... No, that was when my parents split up and died.

Yeah thats it!

I stood up and put the bowl inside the dish washer and walked back to the living room where Neji and
Tenten were having a glaring contest.
Hey! Where's Sasuke-teme? I asked after a couple of minutes of sparkling electricity coming from
the two lovebirds. Come on! Even I get bored of watching them silently declare their love for each
other...
Outside. Neji gritted.
Tenten stuck her tongue out. Ha. I can so do better! Flipping em' the bird always seems to offend them!
Put it back before I do something disturbing with it.
You would like that wouldn't you?
Very much.
Asshole.
Mentally disturbed woman.
.... Yeah, well. You're mom! What now!?
I stood up and left. I might be easily entertained but this was just SAD. In a sorta good way since me
and Tenten are weird that way.
Sasuke? I hissed. Sasuke! I turned the corner and froze, running back and peering secretly at what
Sasuke was doing.
Yes. I know. I raised and eyebrow. Damn, we took a vacation and he's talking business?! Talk about
having your job swallow your life.
Hn. Once I get the her head over heels for me, there won't be any more problems. I gasped and
slapped a hand over my mouth, my brows furrowed.
Once he gets who... head over heels!? What the hells he talking about!?
... The Hyuuga's doing the same. He gets her in love with him, uses her love for him to get out of the
marriage and in the end, dump her and leave home free with the person he has interest in. I gritted my
teeth. Angry tears brimming in my eyes. Don't be stupid. As if we would fall for someone so plain.
Plain?! Plain is your mother Sasuke Uchiha! I am so not plain! I bet their talking about us! I mean, who
else could they be talking about!?
I stood straight and turned my heel, furiously scrubbing away the angry tears that had now started to
fall over my cheeks.

Bastard...
Bastard.
Bastard!
He gives a new meaning to the word 'Bastard'!
Look. Once I get out of this pathetic attempt to marry me off, I'll fire her, hire a new one and continue
my life. Me and Hyuuga are much aware at the fact that they like us more then friends. It's all a matter
of time, really.
Don't joke about me loving her, though. When hell freezes over and Heaven goes corrupt is when I'll be
in love with some freak like her. Good-bye Suigetsu.
Ouch.
For some reason, that seriously made my heart hurt.
And now, the tears that are falling out of my eyes aren't angry tears, or fake tears.
They're real tears.
Shit, I have to go tell Tenten! I knew that she liked Neji-perv the instant she stepped into the damn
office to have an interview with him! If she didn't, she wouldn't have complained so loudly about him!
She has a freaky way of expressing her guy interests. Besides, she told me one day in during High
School she had a thing for guys with long hair that can look relatively manly.
I ran down the hall, in desperate attempts to find something I could crawl into and hide because Sasuke
was right behind me and I knew that if he saw me then hell will break loose! Fuck!
Gotta hide... gotta hide... gotta hide... gotta hide...
Sakura.
I cringed.
Busted.
Yeah?
What are you doing outside?
... Admiring the well-decorated walls and furniture.
...
... Yeah, alright! I was trying to find you because I got bored of watching Neji and Tenten encrypt their

obvious love into insults. I said. Which was technically true! I mean, come on! Just listen to what they
fight about!
I remember the time when I had to go with Sasuke to one of those stupid Corp. meetings! And Neji and
Tenten were at it like jackrabbits!
No, not sex.
God forbid.
But, arguing! Yes! Arguing like jackrabbits!... Damn freaky jackrabbits.
ARGH! You're impossible Hyuuga!
And you're short.
Oooh. Oh no he didn't! I bet Tenten's gonna
... I AM NOT SHORT! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE! HAHAHA! This is so fudging classic!
The last time someone called Tenten short, they got a four mega-wedgie and had their homework stolen
for the last year!
HA! Teaches Sai to mess with her!
...
But I beat him shitless and he STILL keeps it up.
You keep telling yourself that. I saw Tenten's hands spring into claws and thats when I decided to
help her!
She's not short! They turned to look at me while Sasuke refilled his coffee cup calmly; shaking his
head as if he knew what was about to happen. She's fun-sized! I chirped.
...
OWWW! I pouted as a 900 page book hit me on my head. Damn Tenten! Gods! I tried to help her
out! And what do I get in return?
... A dictionary?
FUCK THIS!
Sakura?! Sakura!! I blinked and looked at a serious Sasuke. I think he was worried about me staring
at the wall for more than 2 minutes...
Gods. He worries for that but when I'm jumping around in obvious pain he sits back, relaxes and
watched me with great amusement as I begin to cuss out the picture frames because the pain has drove
me to try and think about something else. Fast.

What God dammit!? I snap. He glares.

... Did you hear anything? I freeze. Oh crap.
What do I do!? What do I do!? What do I do!? What do I do!? AHA!
Lie.
What'cha talking about Sasuke-bastard? I ask airily. He grunts and stands up, walking by me and
towards Neji and Tenten's hotel room casually.
WHOO! I saved myself without Tenten's help!
Who's independent now?
Let's go, Sakura. I stand and follow because I've got nothing better to do and I have to tell Tenniebear this!
She'll spazz for sure.
... Or, you know, go emo for about.... Ooh I don't know...
FOREVER?!
-SO! SO! SO! Then I keep listening and I find out that Neji-perv and Sasuke-bastard are actually trying
to delude us into thinking that they love us so they can get out a some important scam! I ramble at
Tenten's shocked face.
When I got back inside the room, Tenten was clawing at Neji's haughty face because he called her
beautiful in a different language.
I think it was Russian.
I laughed my ass out when I heard that! It was fucking funny because Tenten thought he said she was a
bitch.
Close enough, eh?
... Sakura, I stare at her suddenly dim eye's. is that true? Seriously. I pause, not knowing what to
say. I mean, should I be sarcastic? Dumb? Inconsiderate? ... Blond?
Ooh, I just noticed I'm using all these huge words! AWESOMENESS! Those vocabulary lessons sure
are kicking in!
... 4 years later.

What?! I don't like when people tell me what to learn and what not to learn...
I don't know where I pick up half the crap I know anyways.
Erm... well... I sigh. Okay, okay. I'll be serious. Yeah. I overheard him talking on the phone to some
guy named 'Suigetsu.' I pause and try not to stare at her depressingly blank face. Reminds me of
water, neh? I cracked in some attempts to cheer her up.
What!? I'm suppose to be her entertainment for Pete's Sake! That's why I say the most retarded-est
things that humanity can think of!
...
Thank God for the Internet.
Suddenly, Tenten's eyes flare up with something akin to evil and I shrink. Oh shit. I have an idea!
But when you get idea's it usually involves something dying, getting tortured or run overrr! I whine.
She whacks me over the head.
Owie.
Shut up Pinky! I glare. Pfft! Pinky her finger! How about we reverse this scheme! She points at me
and I raise my eyebrow.
How? She growls at me. Oh yeah! I'm not suppose to interrupt Tenten when she's 'in the moment'.
Something about me getting hurt.
I just heard 'you' and 'getting hurt' so that's enough to make me go berserk.
Moron. She breathed and I glare. I might be a moron but she's just jealous I have a pet-name and she
doesn't! I mean, we let them think we're 'in love' with them and then we make their lives impossible!
I blink. But aren't we already doing that? She slapped a hand over her face.
Damn. That was a real-life blond moment! I wasn't joking that time... I hope she didn't notice.
No you idiot! I mean, make it more impossible then it already is! I mean, look at them! They're smug
with the fact that we're 'falling in love with them'! I nod.
Yes.... yes... I CAN SEE IT!
... YES!
Okay! I howl.
She smirked, her honey tinted eyes going a bit dark. Good cause' I didn't care if you did.

She's soo mean! WHAA!

I huff and look around. When I came in with Sasuke, after Neji and Tenten had had their little 'quarrel',
they left together saying they had 'stuff' to talk about.
I bet Sasuke-bastard is gonna go tell him about his stupid conversation with that water-y person! But I
heard so HA!
WE WIN!
Sakura we haven't won yet, put the wine glass down. I don't know where Neji hid his wallet today and
that glass looks expensive. I blink and look up.
I... had a wine glass... hovering over my head and it looked just about ready to fall... my hand was
barely grabbing onto it and I was on me tip-toes and atop of an unstable chair...
Steady... steady...
CRASH
...
Shit.
SAKURA HARUNO!!
UWAAA! Why me?!
-Chapter 21
Elevators
Okay! So you got a plan? ... Sakura? Come on you stupid girl! Sleep later and get with the God damn
program! I shouted and slapped her on the head.
Ouch! Dammit Tenten! I huffed. She rubbed her head and threw me a dirty look.
So, here we were. Huddled inside a stinky closet on the thirty-something floor of the stupid Hyuuga
corps building trying to come up with a evil and deranged plan that involves Neji and Sasuke getting
hurt.
How are we getting along in that section...?
Bad.
It's been three long and tiring days and ever since we got back from New York we've been getting
bombard with loads of paperwork and I keep getting my stupid skirt flipped by Neji! Argh! How many

boners will he get before he's satisfied?!

I've never met a guy soperverted as Neji! He really takes the cake! I mean, I'm walking down the
long-ass hall trying to add up numbers in my head from some recent account that I had to check up on
and he comes up out of nowhere, flips my skirt up, looks and goes back to doing what he was doing
with a smirk.
And I stay frozen stiff until it sinks in and I go hunt him down with my trusty pointy red-inked pen...
Attack of the writing utensils I call it!
And now, Sakura won't stop sleeping! She hasn't been getting any sleep for some time...
What plan?!
I grunted and sighed frustratingly as my foot got stuck in a bucket. I glared at Sakura while she
snickered.
The plan! Where we lock up Sasuke and Neji inside the elevator when they go down after the damn
meeting!
Sakura shrugged. How the hell do we do that?
I sighed and kicked the bucket away from my feet. It hit Sakura's instead and she tumbled towards me.
I yelped as I hit the back wall, wincing when more of the bottles and bottles of cleaning substances'
came hurling towards us.
Ouch! Tenten! Why'd you do that for?! I blew a strand of hair away from my face.
Because we are so screwed.
-I stood before the complicated buttons of the elevator system. It was a piece of cake! The fat guy that
usually runs this thing has a date with his broom at the ramen shop near-by!
We have about ten minutes before he comes back and keeps running this system.
Just enough time for us to tamper with it a bit.... Buhahaha...
I cracked my knuckles and craned my neck at all the blinking buttons, waiting for Sakura's signal. For
all I knew, she could give it to me at any second now!
TENTEN! NOW! NOW! NOW! I blinked and pounced onto the machine with a grin. Then I noticed
something.
I had no freaking clue what button to press. So I did what Sakura would do in this situation.
Press every single button known on that board and hope that I didn't just kill my love interest and
committed murder.

It's easier than it sounds actually.

I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I gulped when a big, red screen came up with the words:
'ERROR! ERROR! Technical malfunction!'
... I don't got it.
TENTEN! I snapped my head to side. Sakura came tumbling through the door with a wide grin.
How's it goin'?!
I laughed nervously. I think I just killed our love interests.
Sakura blinked and rushed towards me. We both peered at the camera screen that showed Sasuke and
Neji screaming their heads off as the elevator came plunging down.
Crap.
Oh my God! Make them go up! Sakura yelled in panic. Up! Up! Up! I
shook my hands nervously and pressed a button that had an upward arrow on it. Now we saw Neji and
Sasuke hugging themselves as they went up, screaming their heads off still.
Crap! Down! Down! Down! I screeched.
Sakura pressed the down button and now we saw Neji and Sasuke's near-fainting faces as they went
down with gravity. Still holding each other.
No! Stop! Stop! Stop! I slammed my fist into the large, emergency button and sighed in relief as the
elevator halted to a stop and Neji and Sasuke soundlessly melted to the ground and fainted.
Wait, men don't faint.
They pass out.
So yeah, they passed out and we stared at the screen with bewildered expressions because we were so
Screwed.
Sakura played with the hem of her shirt and the over-weight elevator man came back with five bowls of
steaming hot ramen and a questioning face.
Hey! What the matter with you's? You's looks like you seen a ghost. Sakura and I grinned nervously
and dashed out the room with appalled faces.
It was your fault!!
--

.... He's fired.

.... Totally fired. And it's all our fault. Sakura whispered as the over-weight man came out of the huge
building. Cuffed and with an irritated expression. Sasuke and Neji were downstairs in Neji's office with
towels over their heads because of the life-threatening experience.
..... What now?
Sakura looked at me. Wanna go confess?
...
...
Nahhh!
-Soo.... Neji.... I smiled tensely at his dazed face. He looked like crap to be blunt. Hair was all over
the place, face was paler than usual, body trembling like a new-born kitten, eyes wide with shock.
Yeah.... I think we took it a tad to high, huh?
Oh My Gawds! Sasuke-teme! You look like my cat when I took for a joy-ride on Tatsu! I snickered.
The damn cat ran away from home about half an hour after we got home from Six Flags.
I don't blame it either.
Sakura.... I glanced at Sasuke's murderous expression. ... Do you know why the elevator went
berserk?
I stiffened and Sakura laughed nervously. Erm... ask the fat guy that got sent to the county prison?
Damn her! She made it sound like a question!
I glanced at Neji's darkened face and smiled my 'I-swear-I-did-not-do-anything' smile. Tenten...
Y-YEAH!?
Crap.
To loud. To suspicious.
.... Did you happen to tamper with the elevators programing?
Uhhh..... Maybe? What!? I wanted payback God dammit! We both did!
... Death Glare.

... Exasperated look followed by a glare.

... Tenten you're a retard you know that?
... The pressure was getting to meee! Neji has a way with words...
I shifted in my seat while Neji glared at me and Sasuke death glared Sakura. Well... at least he's not
deathnever mind.
Sakura. Tenten. You will both go home and dwell on what you did. Tomorrow, we'll talk about this.
Neji grit. I am still to traumatized to anything else but glare and stare into space.
Me and Sakura stood, flattened our skirts and stalked out of the room while the nurses and doctors
inside Neji's office checked them thoroughly for anymore damages.
I shut the door and looked at Sakura's scowling face. Damn! That plan back fired on us!
I sighed. True, true...
So, what do we do now?
I grinned stiffly. Well.... concoct a plan that doesn't have to do with elevators and anything particularly
lethal to our two boy toys.
Sakura puffed her cheeks and stayed quiet for a moment. So. Who wants home cooking?
I heard a ding inside my head and grinned evilly. Home cooking, eh?
I neared Sakura and we both rubbed our hands together for a couple of minutes as we imagined Neji
and Sasuke falling ill to our lethal home cooking! HAHA!
Genius!
Haruno Sakura-san! Juranai Tenten-san! Neji-sama and Sasuke-sama ask of you to stop acting like
wannabe criminals and go home before they call security!
... He would not call security on me!
Yeah! Yeah! Sasuke-teme wouldn't do that to lil' ol' me!
Neji-sama and Sasuke-sama have now called security and they shall direct you out of the building...
Oh! And they say that they will speak to you two tomorrow, after they've... um, calmed from they're
life-scarring incident.
I looked at Sakura and she looked at me. We both slowly looked back and twitched when we saw six
buff men standing behind us with neutral expressions and avid eyes.
So. You two have been causing Neji-sama and Sasuke-sama problems, eh?

We both grinned one of those 'Shit-the-cats-out-of-the-bag' types of grins and slowly inched our way
around the pack of men that stood behind us with a hurt intent.
Come on fellas! I drawled while Sakura grinned with shifty eyes. You know we were just kidding!
Geez, Neji and Sasuke need to loosen up! Right?
Yeah! Loosen up! Sakura agreed. The six men blinked and glared.
All at the same time.
Gods. That was unnerving and awesome at the same time.
Get em'
Ooo, just the words I really didn't wanna hear at the moment.
Sakura.
She looked at me as the six men approached us. Yeah?
If I don't make it alive I want you to know I've always loved you at least a bit!
Tenten! I used your CD collection as ammo for my gun shooting lessons! I hugged her andwait
hold up!
You what!? I screeched at her sheepish face. I glared at her while the six men neared us, taking
advantage of our mild distraction.
What!? The ammo cost to much and I didn't have enough money for even two rounds...
So why the hell did you use my CD collection?! Wait! Which CD collection did you use?! Sakura's
expression grew even more sheepish.
Oh no....
Um.... your Simple Plan Collection. I felt the world stop at those words.
My Simple Plan Collection... with all the best songs from the greatest band on the face of them world a
side from Linkin Park and Godsmack. It took me years to get each and every CD signed by the band
members..
SIGNED.
Autographed...
All gone... gone....!!
Hey... Tenten... I know you just died a little inside but can we start running now? Tubby over here is
gonna crush me if he gets any closer than he already is.

... O-Ok...ay....
Yeah.... RUN!!
GET THEM!
-We both panted as the six men dusted their hands and sneered at us before going back inside the
building. I glanced at Sakura's slightly flushed face and sighed.
Well... I can't believe we got kicked out the company until tomorrow.
Yeah... what time is it anyways?
I checked my cell phone and sighed at what I saw. It's six in the evening!
Sakura smiled slightly. Well... let's go get some Pizza yeah!? I mean, Sai isn't gonna be back til, like,
four in the morning!
I smiled. Sai. He said he had some 'business' to do complete with some guy. And by 'business', he
means he has to make-out with his newly-proclaimed boyfriend and see if he gets lucky tonight.
Argh. Gay. I can't believe all those years Sakura and him didn't tell me!
I thought he was straight. Well, at least now I can talk to him about girl issues.
Not.
He's still a guy, and guy's are stupid life forms brought to this earth because God felt like it. To bad he
only gave enough blood for it to go to two certain area's of the body at a time. Argh, now I'm talking to
myself.
Tennie...
I looked at Sakura with a candid face. Yeah...?
... You're still not made because at me because I blew up your Simple Plan CD's with a shot gun,
right...?
...
Sakura.
Yes, Tenten, buddy, sister, best friend in the whole live world whom I will die for if I get the
chance...?
.... Die for eh?

.... Holy shit, I'm in big trouble huh?

Yes. Big, big trouble.
.... TENTEN I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUT I REALLY, REALY WANTED TO HONE MY
GUN SHOOTING SKILLZ BECAUSE I WANTED TO BECOME A COWGIRLWHAAA!
TENNIEEE!
Fan-fucking-tastic Sakura. But right now I am a pissed as I can get so you know the drill!
Sakura sighed and cracked her knuckles and neck before getting into a running pose and taking off into
the darkening street as the sun set over the horizon.
What a perfect time to go hunt someone down with a red-ink pen and some high heels!
HARUNO SAKURA! DIEEE!
UWAAA! SASUKE-TEME! HELP MEEE!
YOU'RE PERCIOUS SASUKE-TEME IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO DEAL WITH A CRISES
THAT YOU CAUSED!!
... Ooh yeah! The elevator incident!
... Sakura I swear you are not going to distract me
Beep! Beep! Beep! I am sorry. The person you are calling is currently running from a make-shift
banshee. Please try calling again later. Good-bye.
Make-shift banshee your mom Sakura!
My moms dead! What now!?
Argh! Run! Run! Run! Slow poke! ... Hey Neji and Sasuke are staring at us like meat from the twenty
fifth floor.
I twitched as Sakura hid behind the car parked by us and waved at Sasuke frantically. SASUKETEME! TENTEN WANTS TO KILL ME!!
I growled. Get over here you wannabe make-up artist!
SASUKE-KUNN!
Desperate huh? Well to bad I ain't gonna stop chasing you! I taunted as I rounded the car and chased
Sakura around while she whined like a baby.
SASUKE-KUNN! I PROMISE TO LET YOU SEE MY UNDERWEAR! ME NO WANNA DIEE!
.... Real desperate.

SA-SU-KE K-UN!
I stopped and stared blankly while Sakura kept running around the car blindly and screaming the
Uchiha's name while he looked down at us with a slightly panicked expression.
Dude, he is soo whipped.
Sakura. Stop it. I'm not mad anymore... Even though all those countless years trying to get them to
sign them sure is a waste... Oh Gods... now I wanna bawl...
Sakura stopped pleading to Sasuke and looked at me. Hehe... balls.
I sighed and let myself fall onto my knee's before sitting atop them and pouting at nothing. Sakura was
cheerfully spinning around in circles while I mumbled to myself how all those Simple Plan CD's were
never going to be in hands ever again.
SMASH
I turned my head to see Sakura clutching to the SUV that she crashed onto because she was spinning
around at a speed known to cause dizziness and nausea.
Sakura, don't slap the damn car like a fish outta water or else the alarm will
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
.... Ehehehehe. Sakura slid down and crawled over to me. Oops.
Oops is right. While I glared at Sakura and she puppy eyed me. Neji and Sasuke were intently staring at
us like criminals who deserved to be locked up.
Do I hear some fights about to break?
Yes I do.
And all I could say is:
Bring.
It.
On.
--

Chapter 22
Hyuchiha Vs. Jurrano
Alright. Neji and Sasuke both glared at us while we sat stiffly on our chairs. Which one of you came
up with the idea?
Me and Sakura puffed our cheeks. .... No one...
Glare.
Whimper.
Stomach Growl.
Sheepish laugh.
Suddenly Tense Silence.
.... TENTEN DID IT!!
God dammit Sakura!
Neji and Sasuke both glared at me while Sakura exhaled in relief. I'll show you Sakura! Yeah... well...
IT WAS SAKURA'S IDEA TO LOCK YOU GUYS UP IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
She gasped dramatically. Why I'd never!
I rolled my eyes. Sakura, this is why you failed Drama. She glared at me while I snickered. Neji and
Sasuke both looked at each other and passed a secret message that I cannot read because I don't have a
gay bond like that.
Alright... Sasuke started. Sakura, go to my office and wait. And Tenten... you... follow what the
Hyuuga says.
I grumbled and waved at Sakura's pouting face while Neji glared at me. The door shut and I can hear
Sakura yell, Sasuke-teme! Now you have that weird glint in your eye just like our lost cat
Smirthemglop had after we got home from Six Flags! and I can imagine him glaring at her right about
now...
Soo
Go to your office, you have some work on your desk and don't come out until you have finished every
single sheet and file on that wide and long surface.
..... Sadistic bastard.
Why does this remind me of the Orphanage all over again!? Only instead of a Storage Room it's my

Office!
I picked up my cell phone and quickly dialed in Sakura's phone number. We have to get Sasuke-teme
and Neji-perv back! She answered on the second ring thanks god!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Saki here! What you want, dawg!?
You stupid idiot! I hissed and she groaned.
Whaaat!? Sasuke-teme is scawy...
I growled into the phone, You ratted me out you moron! Argh!
I know! I know! But just listen to me yeah!? Yeah!? I rolled my eyes upward and tried not to claw at
my nice, shiny, wooden desk that would oh-so finely sharpen my fingernails...
Fine! What do you have in mind? Oh great Sakura of the not-important-enough-to-be-known-worldwide-without-adding-Uchiha-to-the-mix-Haruno clan?
...
Yeesh woman! Hop off your menstrual cycle! I twitched. Smart-ass bitch!
Well!?
How about we go verbal? I paused and thought about it for a second.
... I guess
GREAT! Verbal it is! Whooo! I get to use my arsenal of snappy comebacks at Sasuke-teme!
Yeah, yeah! Whatever! We start now... Sakura crackled on the other end I snapped the phone shut
because she sounded very much insane.
Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz.
I blinked and grabbed my phone. Hello?.... Who the hell is this?
Tenten! How many times do I have to tell you not to answer that way, Gods!
Meh, you shouldn't be talking you wannabe gangster! Wait, Sakura... what the hell do you want? I
rose a brow.
Did you just click on me!? ME?!
I smirked. Oh, I don't know... Did it sound something like this? I snapped my phone shut and grinned
at myself.

Sakura's so easy to toy with.

Round 1
Sakura sauntered to Sasuke's office with a cat-like smile on her face. She slammed the door open and
laughed when paperwork went flying all over the place. Again, surprising your boss is the most fun you
can get throughout the whole day...
HAHA! Sasuke-teme! Now you're reminding me of my goldfish when I flushed him down the toilet!
It went FLUSH! Sasuke glared.
What was that, Sakura?
She put on a cocky smile, As I said before, I do not repeat myself.
...
Sasuke smirked, Sakura, you're contradicting yourself.
Sakura's smile left. DAMMIT!
Boys: 1
Girls: 0
Round 2
Tenten took a deep breath and walked into Neji's office. He was signing some paper while talking on a
phone while drinking coffee while trying to solve a very complicated math problem.
Tenten twitched, Talk about multi-tasking... Hey Neji! He looked up, put his call on hold and stopped
signing the paper and quit trying to solve the math problem and put his coffee down.
She twitched again. I feel soo loved....
Yes, Tenten? What do you want?
I need... ink! Neji rose a brow.
Ink?
Tenten smiled absently. Yes. Ink. For the damn killer printer that tried to eat my fingers... She
glowered. Neji chuckled.
So you need ink? Tenten nodded and gave an exasperated sigh.

Gee Neji. Growing senile already? I'm not surprised... Neji glared.
This coming from the woman with serious mental issues?
Isn't that Sakura?
Neji smirked. No. You are very much insane.
Tenten huffed and snapped her fingers. Well this crazy woman passed through the Harvard Exam!
What now Hyuuga?
He snorted and leaned back on his fluffy chair. I got accepted in Harvard, Dart Mouth and
Cambridge.
Tenten gawked at his haughty face. Yeesh man! You're not, like, genius, genius! You're .... Albert
Einstein genius!
He smiled at the compliment. Hn.
Then Tenten's smile turned devious. Does that mean that when you get old you'll be all ugly? I mean,
did you see Einstein!? Gods, if he was so smart why didn't he create an anti-aging potion or
something...
Neji glared. Hn. Look in the mirror, you're no so pretty either.
Tenten bit down a grin. ..... Did you just call yourself pretty?
Neji twitched. No.
Tenten grinned widely, Yes you did! Pretty Hyuuga male! Pretty Hyuuga male!
Neji narrowed his eyes and growled. I am not pretty, nor did I call myself pretty.
Yes you did! Oh Gods! Neji Hyuuga called himself... pretty! Tenten pointed and laughed. Neji
glowered.
They make such a good couple don't you think?
Boys: 1
Girls: 1
Round 3
Sakura took a deep breath, gathering her thoughts so she doesn't humiliate herself like she did a couple
of minute's ago before going inside Sasuke's office.
SASUKE-TEME! She grinned. Sasuke's coffee tipped over and spilled all over his pale white collard

shirt. Ha. Serves em' right.

... Sakura... He glared. The pink haired woman grinned.
Yeah, right, whatever. Hey Sasuke-teme!
He grabbed his hanker chief and wiped away the setting stain. Hn?
I was wonderingidiot! Don't do that, you'll make the stain set for life! Then your mom will scold
you and then I'll get in trouble for not helping you!! Sakura scurried to him and snatched the hanker
chief with a glare. She grumbled and grabbed his shirt, putting her fingers under the stain and slowly
wiping it away.
Geez Sasuke-teme. She rubbed the stain, oblivious to Sasuke's twitching brows. You're worse than
my three-year-old nephew! And he's a real rolly-polly if you know what'd I mean! She wriggled her
brows at Sasuke. He twitched.
Right. But that's only to be expected from a toddler. Sakura snorted.
Whatever's smarty pants. She shook her head and muttered. Betcha were the top nerd in your High
School... Geez, nerds are dirty little maggots.
Glare.
Giggle.
Yes, this round goes to us girls.
Boys: 1
Girls: 2
Round 4
I dare you say that again, Hyuuga! Tenten snarled. Ahh yes. They're fighting again. Surprise,
surprise. Only this time it really was Neji's fault.
But he's a prideful moron, so what'd you expect?
Hn. Chibi-chan. Tenten growled and lunged at Neji.
I AM NOT SHORTTT!! She clawed at him while he stuck a hand out and successfully stopped her in
her tracks.
Tenten growled and kept her futile attempts at trying to claw the Hyuuga's eyeballs out and feed them
to the stray dogs outside.
Hn.

I'll kill you!

Hn.
Argh! Shut up! I'll kill you! She kept on swinging at Neji while he sipped his coffee.
You're very violent.
YOU'RE MOM!!
Hn. She was a gentle being with the patience of a well-bred dog.
...
.... Geez, she must've been a real bitch, huh?
... Pardon?
Tenten stopped fighting Neji and crossed her arms. I said, she must've been a real bitch huh?
Neji narrowed his eyes. Take. It. Back.
Make me. She hissed.
And here we go, a very good display of Domestic Abuse.
OW! OW! OW! NO! NEJI LET GO OF MY BUNS! MY HAIR! OWW!
TAKE IT BACK!
NEVERRR! ITAI!
Take it back, Tentenlet go of my hair!
No! NUUU! SAKURA! ABUSE!
Shut up and apologize! How dare you insult my mother!
You had no problem insulting mine!! Why should I say sorry if you never said sorry, huh!?
Take it back!
You're evading the question! AndNEVERR!
Tenten clawed the ground while all the other employee's cheered them on and threw money on the
ground while Neji tried to pin her down as painfully as possible.
Yes, this what we call a 'Faculty Wrestling Match'.

WHOO! Bitch fight! Man, where's mud when you need it!?
...
Cricket.
Cricket.
.... Hey, dude, you do know that this girl here is actually a guy, right? But not just any guy he's the guy
who writes your pay check and has the power to fire you where you stand.
Hyuuga Death Glare.
... Oh. The man gulped. D-Does this mean I'm fired?
Well... what do you think?
Oh.. okay.
Tenten turned her head while Neji glared at the man walking sadly to his desk to pick up his things and
leave. She sighed and poked his head.
So, wanna keep on fighting?
If you want.
YES! DIE HYUUGA!!
Ow! TentenCRAP!
Foul
Boys: 1
Girls: 2
Round 5
Sakura sighed while Sasuke picked the stain on his shirt. Yes, THE Uchiha Sasuke was sulking. Why?
Because of a sissy stain on his shirt.
Yeesh, suck it up you homo.
...
... HA! Burn! I win.
Boys: 1

Girls: 3
Sakura hummed to herself and stamped the paper's that lay neatly on her desk. She glanced at her
clock. It was already three pm. During her lunch break, she and Tenten had met and they were, so far,
wining.
To bad God had other plans...
Sakura, hurry up and finish those papers. I need them in exactly half an hour!
Sakura twitched and worked faster, signing, stamping and stapling them together quickly while Sasuke
tapped his foot. He glanced at his clock, growing even more anxious as the seconds ticked by.
Sakura...
Geez! Take a chill pill! I'll have them ready soon! Sasuke thinned his lips.
You have ten minute's.
Sakura gasped and threw Sasuke a disbelieving look. He had given the two foot high stack of papers to
her exactly an hour ago and she was only half way through!
That's not fair!
Life's not fair.
Whoa, burn.
Boys: 2
Girls: 3
Tenten smiled and filed everything in neat stacks of three She quickly shuffled through all the files to
make sure she didn't make a mistake and shut all of the file cabinets. She set her hands on her hips and
grinning at the neatness.
Alright-y! I am done! She went to her desk, checked her cell phone and smiled when she saw she had
just enough time to do one more thing...
NEJI-PERV! Tenten slammed his door open and cringed when Neji directed a glare in her direction.
The two men inside the room didn't even look her while they spoke with Neji.

Tenten, wait outside. She nodded and quietly went back outside.
Well, she would've if she didn't get her heel stuck in big, wad of gum that was stuck onto the ground.
Still fresh...
CRASH
SNAP
OWW! Neji put his hands in his face and, finally, the two men turned to look at Tenten while she
rubbed her ankle and nose. The small wooden table that held a vase fell when Tenten had toppled over
it and the CHINA vase shattered into a million, zillion piece's that will never, ever be put back together
again.
Neji-san, we shall come back on another time. The older-looking one said sternly, suppressing a
grunt at the clumsy woman behind him.
Yes, I suppose that this will give you something to think about for the remaining hours of the day.
Your Uncle wishes for you to give him a straight answer by tomorrow evening. The other, younger
male explained in a hush tone.
Tenten's loud swears filled the silence for a moment.
Neji stood and adjusted his tie. Yes, I understand. He quickly shook their hands and gestured to the
door while Tenten grumbled at her red-tinted nose.
The two Hyuuga Elders bowed at Neji and silently passed Tenten with frowns on their faces. They
walked out th door and shut it slowly while Tenten bounced up and down and rubbed her nose.
Neji sighed. Tenten? What are you doing here? He swerved his desk and kneeled down at a sniffing
Tenten.
My nose hurts!! She pressed her hand over it and bounced in pain while Neji drew in his brows.
Here, let me see. She shook her head stubbornly.
No!
He sighed. Tenten. Let me see. She gave up and slowly brought her hands down. Neji inspected her
nose and touched it softly. She flinched.
It's not broken, maybe just bruised. He stood and stretched a hand out. Tenten was hesitant but took it
with a silent huff.
Fine. What do you think we should do, Mr. Hyuuga. Neji glared lightly.
Put some ice over it.

I'll do it later, I wanna play a game.

Neji rose an amused eyebrow. Game?
Tenten grinned despite the throbbing pain. Yeah! Game!
Tenten trotted over to Neji's desk and plopped herself down on his huge, Ruler of The Universe, chair
while he sat himself on the edge of his desk.
Oooo, this chair's so fluffy! No wonder you could sit in it for hours on end! Tenten twirled in the
chair. Neji stared at her endearingly for a moment, before snapping his head away and frowning.
The game?
Tenten stopped. Oh! Right! Let's play Catch! She dug into her Pencil Skirt's pockets and pulled out a
soft, squishy ball.
Catch?
Yes! Catch! It's easy! All you do is throw the ball between us and... try not to drop it! Tenten
explained with a grin.
Neji nodded. Fine. When do we
Now! Tenten threw the ball. Neji caught it easily.
He glared. It's not nice to interrupt people when their speaking.
Tenten snorted. Aww, shove it where it matter's!
Boys: 2
Girls: 4
Neji smirked, This coming from you? If I do recall, you said the same thing before.
Liar! I never said that
Yes you did. I have a sharp memory.
Hey! It's not nice to interrupt peop....
Smirk.
... Scratch that:
Boys: 3
Girls: 3
It's a tie... Crapizoids.

Catch Sasuke-teme! Sakura grinned and threw him a pencil sharpener. Sasuke quickly caught it and
set it on his desk, without looking up.
Sakura pouted and looked around.
Catch Sasuke-teme! She threw him an eraser this time. Sasuke caught it and set it on his desk.
The pinkette growled. Catch Sasuke-teme! She threw him a water bottle. This time, Sasuke caught it,
unscrewed the cap, drunk it clean and threw it into the trash can a meter away from him perfectly.
Sakura gritted her teeth and tried so hard not to pull her nice, pink hair out of her scalp. Catch Sasuketeme!
Sasuke sighed and raised his hand up lazily.
Hehe, who's the idiot now?
OW! Sakura! Sasuke stood and shook throbbing hand while Sakura snickered silently. The nice,
China Vase lay cracked on the ground while Sasuke massaged his hand.
Serves you right for showing' off! Sakura chided. Sasuke glared and pressed his finger's into his
pulsing hand.
Stupid girl... Sakura murmured. That would've been a foul if we were playing Baseball... but you're
a girl...
Sakura twitched at the sexist statement. Shut up! Your social life's a foul!!
Ouch. Gotta hurt.
Boys: 3
Girls: 4
Catch it Neji! Tenten threw him the ball and he threw it back absently. His thoughts drifting to the
conversation he had had with the two Hyuuga Elders.
Tenten puffed her cheeks at Neji's blank face. He hasn't flipped me skirt all day! Somethings wrong
with him... Hey Neji-perv! You okay?
Said male nodded and threw the ball back at her. Hn. Yes, I am just thinking...
'Bout what? She probed.

Nothing that concerns you.

Tenten pouted and stopped throwing the ball. Neji! Come on! It's no fun when you're stuck in La La
Land!
Neji blinked and glanced at Tenten. Hn.
Tenten rolled her eyes. Whatever, catch!
Neji caught the ball a bit to late, making it hit his stomach. He absently replayed the order one of the
Hyuuga Elders had uttered during their meeting.
You need to get married in order to keep your place in the Hyuuga Corps... I would suggest you start
picking out the women who you think are worthy of you so Hiashi-sama can evaluate them and see
which one is fit to carry the Hyuuga name.
You do not have much choice in this. It's either you choose the women, or Hiashi-sama chooses them
for you and you marry the one he deems best. Either that or you quit. I assure you if you quit, you will
no longer be able to carry the Hyuuga name...
... eji! Come on! Hello, someone in there? Neji blinked and jumped a fraction when he stared into
Tenten's honey hazel eyes.
Tenten?
She smiled. There we go! What's wrong with you today? You've been out of it... you haven't even
flipped my skirt yet..
His ears perked at the last sentence before a smirk came to play. Ooh really?
Tenten paled. NO! I didn't mean it that way! N-Neji! What's with the look? She backed away when
Neji slid off the desk and neared her with a mischievous glint in his snow white eyes.
Tenten felt herself shrink when Neji cornered her to a wall. She could feel his hands slide down her
arms slowly while he smirked at the dark color that tinted her cheeks.
Aww, Tenten... He picked at the button that kept her vest tight on her. ... Did you miss me that
much?
Tenten said nothing, only shut her eyes while Neji continued to tease her.
N-NO! Too loud...
Neji smirked and lowered himself so he was even with her. He glanced at her color stained face before
snickering at her closed eyes. He lifted her chin up and stared at her lips for a moment before smirking
at her closed eyes.
Not today, Tenten-chan. Perverted kid. He stood, patted her head and left out the door.

Tenten opened her eyes slowly and blinked. Aww hell's naw! She puffed her cheeks and stomped out
of the room.
She could hear Neji's mocking laughter already.
Chapter 22
Problems When Dating
Hyuuga. Neji looked up from the hundreds, and hundreds of files and documents that lay scatted all
over his large-scale bedroom. Sasuke sat on his bed, staring idly at his distressed friend. We all know
who you want. Why go through all this trouble...?
Neji sighed, I have to. It's a requirement my stupid uncle made. I am in no position to object to it, so I
have to do it... no matter how much I don't want to. Neji frowned and dropped the file he had in his
hand. He went around the room, picking up random files.
Sasuke raised his brows, Have you gone mental already? The hell are you doing? And he manged
this in the calm, sleek voice that made Sakura squeal like a rabid fangirl.
Inwardly of course...
I don't want to choose, so I'll just do a random pick. He deadpanned. Sasuke scoffed and stood,
shaking his head.
This is a very bad idea, you know that right? Neji glared at his best friend.
Shut up, Uchiha. Or should I remind you how the hell you're going to pro Neji stopped when
Sasuke huffed and glared his famous glare.
He shrugged and organized the files in his hands.
... You're still screwed. Neji sighed and looked at the documents he had in his hands, all which
included a different womans personal information. He found out his uncle had already collected more
than a two hundred and ninety files a while ago...
Stupid old man... he had this planned. I was played! I am not screwed. Sasuke smirked.
You're picking up random files, then you're going to go ask Panda to join in the competition after you
take her to dinner and you say you're not screwed? Neji raised his brows, urging him to go on. He
didn't see a flaw in the plan.
Sasuke sighed. You, yourself, don't know what she's going to be up against. If I know correctly, which
I do, your uncle is one demented asshole and he's going to throw in the toughest, bitchiest and most
beautiful women out there. That means that your little Tenten might just loose on the first round, or not
even get past the preliminaries for all we know!
Neji chewed on his bottom lip in thought, True, but either way, she's still mine. Sasuke snickered.

Possessive.
Look in the mirror, now leave so I can gather my thoughts. Sasuke shrugged and grabbed his coffee
that sat atop Neji's desktop.
Hmph, this is not how you treat your best friends dammit... Neji slowly looked up at him, his
expression incredulous.
I got caught Drunk Driving on a Saturday, got arrested and called you so you could bale me out and
all you said was, 'Good luck with that.' and hung up on me, leaving me to call my uncle and face
public humiliation yet you dare say I'm treating you badly?
Sasuke stared stiffly, his lips twitching upward at the 'public humiliation' part, That was different.
Neji glared, How so?
Youneeded to learn from your mistakes, and I found that that was a prefect learning opportunity....
....
Go to hell Uchiha, and lock the door while you're at it.
Starbucks
I swear it to my pink, fuzzy socks Tenten! They're going to fire us! Sakura exclaimed with horrified
eyes.
Tenten rolled her eye's, No. They're not.
Gods! They are! Tenten opened her mouth, only to have Sakura cut in. They are! They are! They
are! The brunette sighed.
Whatever. Sakura silently panicked, looking from side to side like a paranoid, psychotic woman.
Tenten sighed and sipped her coffee, wincing when she burned her tongue.
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
Tick -Tock
Ding
And Sakura snapped.
OH GODS! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT! We're gonna get fired! Sakura wailed. Tenten
twitched, seeing the many people around them whisper and stare at the near-tear's Sakura with worriedslash-irritated-slash-scared expressions.

Nice combo, don't you think?

Shut up, we are not! They're not gonna fire us, Sakura! Tenten hissed. Sakura sniffed and jutted her
lip out in a pout.
Are so, and I'll prove it! Tenten raised a brow.
How?
... I'lldo something! Just watch, Ten! I had this planned since yesterday! And watch Tenten will do.
She just loved it whenever Sakura was wrong and she made a fool out of herself.
This is gonna be good! HAHA! I can't wait... Alright, prove it to me, Haruno Sakura. Tenten
demanded mockingly.
Sakura huffed, Gladly! Just watch Ten, you'll be eating all that... mocking-ness!
... Cool, you made up a new word.
Aww, shut it!
.:Sakura's POV:.
Okay! Okay! Okay! I can so totally do this! Just go up to Sasuke and tell him that I quit! Yes! It's the
ultimate plan! He shall never fire me, because I quit!
HAHA!
It's like suicide only less violent. 'Cause everyone know's that suicide is our way of telling God he can't
fire us, we quit!
Then again, we go to Hell because of it... soo....
I neared the door and felt my heart lurch in my chest. No! Bad heart! Don't do that, you might just pop
on outta there and I can't put you back 'cause I'll be too busy staring in awe at my still-beating organ!
Got it!?
Lurch
No... CRAP! I'm walking too fast! Crap! Way to fast! Slower, slower, slower! I gulped as Sasuke's
office door got closer... and closer and closer and closer and....

Wait, why is it getting closer to me? Aren't I suppose to be getting closer to it?
...
Oh.
SMACK
MOUU! OW! THAT HURT! I sunk to the ground and rubbed my aching nose. Stupid door! I'm go
chainsaw on you! That's right, cower! Cower!
Or in the door's case, get all dry and splintery and breakable.
Wait, that's a sorta like self-destruction, another name for it is suicide.
...
NO! I won't let you self-destruct on me! Sakura Haruno! Princess of Rock Fuuhh, you will not die
on me! I pointed at the door with a cold look on my face. You. Will. DIE!... By me.
Sakura, what are you doing on the ground? Stand up before you hurt yourself. I looked up slowly.
Past his long, muscular legs and up to his muscled stomach and up to his ripped chest and then I
slowly looked up the creamy porcelain tone of his neck all the way towards his squared chin and to his
perfectly full lips, to his straight nose and into his deep obsidian eyes.
Holy crap.
I am totally gonna miss that when I fire myself.
But, is it worth it...?
I glanced him up and down again, and again and again and again until Sasuke looked down to see what
was down there that I eying with sultry eyes.
Hehe, Sasuke you have no idea...
But, shit man, this is hard!
To leave his sexy body for other women to stare at and maybe have a go at it or to not leave his sinfully
hot ands sexy body for only me to stare at and maybe have a go at it?
... defiantly to have a go at it... heh.
Sakura? He raised a perfect brow and stuck his hand out. I stared at it before grabbing it and sighing
at it's softness. Argh, now I wanna kiss him...
But... he has aa... fiance. Which is somewhere getting somesome stupid...wedding... planners to
plan theironcoming wedding which will be held at some preppy church...

WHY!? Why are all the good one's either take, gay or fictional characters?! That little icon on the
Internet is right! So right it's depressing! Whaaa!
What about us!? The good looking, but somewhat plain looking girl's who are the real good guys and
not those mean, bitchy beauty queens!?
When will I get my happy ending!? Why does Karin, the bitch, the whore, the Slutty Mcslut slut who
always got what she wanted get the happy ending with the rich and handsome prince?!
That damn prince must be blind! And deaf... and touch-deficient... and basically a walking, talking
vegetable...
And the worst part is, that prince is suppose to be my prince! Wait... no! Not my price butbut, ugh!
You get what I'm telling you right?!
Right!?
Sakura? Are you alright? You're glaring at me... and I have yet to do something offensive... I snapped
out of my thoughts and smiled stiffly.
Must. Not. Snap. At. PrinSasuke's. Face.
Yes. I'm just peachy! I crowed out with fake enthusiasm and a large, freaky smile.
Whoops, Sasuke know's me too well.
.... Since when do you say 'peachy'? Now I know something is wrong with you. I puffed my cheeks.
Whaaa! He found out...
Since now Sasuke! I've been watching Glamor Girls! I chirped. Sasuke gave me a weirded-out look
and looked from side to side with a raised brow.
Isn't it... Gossip Girl? I stared at him, my mouth parted. Holy crap, how the hell did he know that!?
Even I didn't know that but I've heard of it from Ino! It's about some stupid girls and guys who... gossip
and whatever, along with that whole heartbreak crap that's so frigging clich it's hilarious.
Anyways...
Interrogation time! Whooo! My favorite part of the job... that I will no longer have.
Ugh.
.... How do you know that Sasuke? Panic swept through his feature's. HA! Now I know somethings
wrong with him!
Whoa, de ja vu much?
Isaw the AD outside of my window and I just thought that that was what you meant. Haha, right,
and I'm Paris Hilton's chihuahua squared.

... Eww. I don't wanna be a skinny, shaky, big-headed dog. They have big, nasty bug eyes like that
Shino kid...
Show me?
Sasuke raised a brow and pointed to his office's window with a bored face. And.... yeah there was a
billboard about Gossip Girls right outside his office window which was shining so brightly I flinched
and bumped into Sasuke about three times.
Damn, and I thought I got me some real good black mail material too!
... Whatever.... I mumbled at his haughty face. I'll get him one day! Just watch world... I will!
But I won't since I'm going to fire myself... yeah... fire myself...
He smirked and went to his desk where he sat down and sighed, and I followed him in because... well,
you know, the mission! The self-destruct mission? Yeah, that one! No, no! God dammit man! The one
with the me getting firedyes! Yes, finally! Gods, people these days! No wonder hardly anyone's
passing High School!
You guys are idiots! ... But not as much as Tenten was when she took Geometry. Now she really did
pass up as a moron.
Hehe, she thought the square was a rectangle! Haha! I mean, rectangles are long and squares are...
square-ish and block-ish!
Point is! Tenten passed Geometry by copying it off Sai, who get mega-wedgies every day until the 12th
grade because he called her Buns when he was really talking about the squared burger buns in his plate
but I didn't help him because I'm fucked up that way.
HAHA!
Run on sentences' rock.
And so do italics!
WHOOOO! IT LOOKS ALL SLANTISHLY AND SHIT!
Sasuke. He looked at me with a twinkle of curiosity at my strict voice. Gods, soso cute! No. Stop
Saki! Concentrate like you've never done in your life! I have something very important to tell you so I
would suggest paying attention. He stood straighter, his seemingly flawless face anxious.
I inwardly panicked.
Crap! Okay! Just tell him Sakura! He can't do anything at all to stop you because he doesn't own you!
Just tell him! I quit. It's easy! COME ON HARUNO!!
DO IT YOU SLUT! SLUTTY SLUT!

... Wait. I'm not a slut! SHUT UP!

Ugh, I'm talking to myself... but, I'm not a slut! So ha! Take that... me!
Are so!
....
....
... I.S?
Yeah! It's me you fucking moron! Howdy...
...I LOCKED YOU UP IN THE BOX!!
I FOUND THE KEY DUMBASS! And starting now! I'm gonna make you suffer you bitch! How
dare you lock me in a box with old magazines and burned cookies and a beat up Sai rag doll! DIE!
Aww, go fuck yourself! I screamed. I blinked and flushed when Sasuke stared at me with a disturbed
expression.
Sakura... were you talking to yourself... just now? I laughed and waved my hand at him dismissively.
Yeah, I will not tell him about the second voice in my head because he'll think I'm insane and he'll
probably fire me since I am mentally unstable.
Wait... fire?
Maybe I don't need to tell him! He could fire me and then I don't have to do it and I can tell Tenten I
was so right and finally win!
YEAH!
... Maybe.... He stared at me for the longest time he had ever stared at me. Jeez, I know I said I talked
to myself but that's no reason to look at me weirdly.
Yes it is! You're talking to yourself dumbass! Gods. I left youwell, you locked me up when we were
twelve and this is what happens?!
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT, HARUNO!
... Pshaw! I passed the Harvard Exam.
I did too.
NUH UH! I DID! HA!
... I am you, you are me, dumbass.

... Stop insulting yourself! Stop insulting yourself! Stop insulting yourself! Stop insulting yourself! Stop
insulting yourself!
Ugh, God help me!
Well, I suppose I'm not surprised. I snapped my head up and felt my eye twitch. He smiled lightly
and pointed at his file cabinet. You have a record for having.... multiple personalities.
I felt my mouth pop open. No way. My foster mom liked to me?! So... all this time.. I've had...
multiple personality disorder?
Sasuke raised a brow. Yes, why do you look so surprised?
I growled. My foster mom told me that the second voice in my head was normal and that I didn't need
to worry about it! She said it was normal! Bitch!
Sasuke coughed, Wellit's not normal but it doesn't interfere with your rational thoughts, or thinking
skills for the matter...
I glared. Right....
I don't dumbass.
Stop calling me dumbass, dumbass.
Pfft...
I sighed and puffed my cheeks. So, now I was a freak? I already knew that! Butnow I actually have
an excuse to be called a freak!
Crap.
I checked my watch and took a breath. It was past noon and I just found out that I am a freak of nature.
Again.
Not. Cool.
Sakura, why are you here anyways? I looked up at Sasuke's calm face. But, it wasn't the normal
calm, more like, the calm you get whenever you gaze up at the clouds or when you just passed a test
with flying colors. That kind of calm... Is there something you need to tell me?
It was now.
Now, or never.
I mean, if I don't do this! He'll fire me and I'll feel bad. Very bad. I took a breath to calm my racing
thoughts. It wasn't so hard. I had to prove Tenten wrong that was all!

So I can be right for once! And not be always wrong!

Liar.
You're doing this because of Karin. You can't stand her being with him, stop using Tenten as an
excuse.
I froze.
I swallowed the lump in my throat while Sasuke pushed some of his documents around, waiting
peacefully for my question. Which wasn't a question at all, but a request.
Admit it. You wish that it was you who was marrying him. Not Karin. You think you won't be able to
hold out long enough to keep all of your feelings of resentment and jealously hidden.
Pathetic.
My heartbeat accelerated. I took in a stream of air before lowering my gaze, my thoughts all jumbled
and wrong. I could hear my heart pound in my ears.
What am I suppose to do? KarinKarin won already... She has Sasuke, and even if she didn't, she
would. Because she's Karin, the girl who gets everything. And I'm Sakurathe nobody who's too nice
to get what she wants!
Is that really what you think?
No. It's what I know.
I glanced back at Sasuke, who sighed lightly, glancing at me briefly before signing some documents
and looking back up again.
Why did he look so attentive to what I had to say?
Are you seriously this simple minded? Can't you see it's what she wants you to do? To quit and
never come back?
She know's Sasuke likes you more than her.
I sucked in a breath.
No... He doesn't... like me that way. He loves Karin. That's why their marrying! Because he loves her
more than me...
No. He likes you. He does. And you're a threat to Karin. A very huge and very dangerous threat to
her. So, by making you feel horrible and inferior, she's manipulating you into leaving Sasuke.
And you're falling right into her trap like a scared little girl.

Fight back.
I stared back up at Sasuke, who's dark eyes reflected some amusement. I blinked once. Twice. His lips
were curved into a small, but content smile.
A smile.
Something he had never done to Karin. Well, at least while I'm around.
What do I do?
Sasuke... He looked up and put his pen down, his eyes brighter than all those times he and Karin had
been together.
Could it be that he really doesn't like her? Then, why is he marrying her...?
Could it be arranged...? No... but...
Yes, Sakura? He raised a brow at my slightly perplexed face. Which I felt soon turned astonished in
slow realization.
But he loves Karin! That's whyhe's marrying her! Because he loves her!... right?
I-I have something important to tell you...
WhatWhat do I do?
It's real important... and I would understand if you disagree with me... it's okay, I would understand
completely...
I can't do this! No! No way! I just can't do it! It'sIt's not me! I can't! Stop!
You can. Do it. Get it over with.
But... I have to know... and I have to tell you this before I seriously loose my mind, heh...
WHAT DO I DO!?
That... that I...
Fight back... and win.
Fight back?
Fight back.
I love you...
And win.

Hyuuga Corps.
I let out a breath and checked my watched. It was almost time to go home, I'd have to call Sakura and
ask her that I won't be able to cook for her because I have a date!
With Hyuuga Neji! Kyyaaa!
...
Holy shit did I just squeal?
No. No, no, no, no! I didn't just squeal. My voice box just slipped is all...
I stepped over the threshold of my office and checked both way's careful to not be noticed by the other
men and women that surrounded us. I sighed. This was stupid.
But.. was Neji really going to fire me? What Sakura heard... was it real!? But, wait, it could've been
anyone! Neji has over seven Personal Assistants'! He couldn't have been talking about us, right!?
Oh God.
I checked my watch, nodded to myself and walked out. Rushing towards the elevator. Getting out of it,
I walked towards the exit and took a deep breath, walking to my cycle.
Need. To. Go. Home. And. Change. For Date.
Ugh... why am I so happy?
Get a hold of yourself Tenten and stop acting like a brainless fan girl. I told myself as I put on my
helmet and started my cycle.
I stared at myself in the mirror. I hardly recognized the person in the mirror. Her hair was combed,
straightened and reached below her waist. She had on a deep rouge and her dress was black, making
her curves even more noticeable. She had one some low heels and a bag at her shoulder. Her pale skin
brought out her hazel eyes and made her rich chocolate brown hair glow.
And that someone was me.
I look so hot. I grinned. And I didn't do anything but slip on a dress, some heels, powder my face,
smear lip stick over my lips and add some eye liner and light green eye shadow.
Cool! I've got to remember this for later...
Ding Dong

OMG! HE'S HERE! OH GOD! Do I look okay!? Am I over dressed!? Oh God I'm over dressed! Wait,
he said it would be formal wear... is this formal!? Does this make me look like a slut!?
AHHH! I'm freaking out! Why!?
I took a breath and ran down the stairs, staggering as I reached the door. I took another breath and
smiled easily as I opened the door. Hello, Neji.
Hello, hello my hot prince! He was in a simple tux and he still looked hot... whaaa, I better not be
drooling! He stared before pointing to his car.
Let's go... Ooh, he's all shy! How cute. He thinks I'm hot!... He better or else I'ma smack him for not
seeing this fineness!
... Gods. I'm so vain.
I got into the car and smiled at him, he avoided my smile. Argh! That's offending! Seriously offending!
What'd I do to piss him off today!?
I glanced at him when he stopped at a stop light. He looks serious. Oh my God. I think he matured.
I'm... so proud of him!
... Tenten, why are you tearing up?
No reason. My eye liner is burning my cornea's painfully, why? Smooth Tenten. Real smooth.
Neji blinked but said nothing, Okay. Why don't you take it off, then?
Pfft, no way! Why would I take off some real expensive make-up just because my eye balls burn and
feel like they want to fall out?
He stared.
... I don't wanna.
Suit yourself.
I squirmed in my chair. I was in a really fancy restaurant with a really nervous Neji with a really nasty
itch in a place I cannot scratch!
Ugh. It's... itchy! I rubbed my thighs together in response, feeling the itch lower a notch or two. I
sighed and grabbed my menu, then twitched.
Err, Neji?
Yes?

Did it ever occur to you, if I can read in French?

... No, why?
I smiled sweetly, Well... I CAN'T READ FRENCH! I yelled. No one turned to see what all the
commotion was about. Yeesh, talk about politeness!
I need some rudeness...
Neji sighed and stood. Oh crap. He walked over to me, stood behind me and pointed at random dishes,
telling me the names of the foods in Japanese. But I couldn't hear him, I was too busy trying to calm
my rapid heart beat.
Wow... he smells... nice.. I thought as his scent filled my nose. I drooped my eyes at the warmth
radiating off his body. It smelled so good.. I just wish I could lay back and rest my head on his chest
and...
Tenten? Tenten...? I snapped out of my thoughts and straightened.
Y-Yeah!?
He leaned downward some moreI honestly hope he can't hear my heart beatand looked me in the
eyes. Are you going to order?
Aww crap! I didn't hear a single thing he said! Shit! I seriously hope he can't hear my heartoh! Duh!
He can! It's practically lurching outta my chest!
I blushed and pointed at a random dish. Erm, that one! He glanced to where my finger pointed too
and nodded in approval.
Not bad. Not bad at all... He looked up, spoke some French words to the waiter that I didn't
understand and moved back to his seat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck! What'd I order exactly!? Snails?!
It better not be snails! I'm allergic to bubbly saliva and squishy bodies.
Seriously.
Neji glanced at me, So, how was your day?
I jumped.
He rose a brow.
Shittards.
A-AH! Fine! Perfect! Hahaha!

Their going to fire us!

Damn you Sakura! I smiled widely, too widely. Neji kept his rose brows. ... What?
You're hiding something.
... No.
Crap. He's good.
Yes. You look like you've murdered someone... you didn't, did you? I don't think I can cover you in
that...
Murdered!? What the hell Nej!
He shrugged, You look like the type.
I am so ignoring that.
I sighed, Sakura has this real crazy idea... and it's getting to me, is all. So don't worry about it...
He gave me his full attention. WHAAA! Damn you Neji! Stop being my ideal boyfriend and do
something to make me hate you! Come on! You know you wanna...
MAKE MEH HATE CHA!
Which is? Maybe I can help you with whatever is bothering you. Oh! Oh! Sure. You can assure me
that you won't fire my sorry ass because I'm your little play toy!
Yeah. That'll make me feel a lot better...
Ahhh, no. I drawled out a bit puzzled. Yeah, I don't know why either.
I confuse myself. Well, isn't that annoying, huh? When you confuse yourself and then you don't know
what the hell is going on and everything gets all fuzzy because you don't know what the hell is going
on.
Yeah...
No? He leaned over, Why not?
BecauseI said so. Duh. He leaned further. Ahhh! I can see his chest muscles... real nice chest musc
Ugh! Get a hold of yourself Tenten!
So what if he has the body... of... a God... A Greek God. The Greek God Adonis... whaaa, so... hot...
I hate you hormones. I thought I killed you when I was in College Calculus. Apparently not.

That's not a valid reason, Tenten. I could feel his breath on my cheek. That was how close he was.
Close enough to kiss me. Yep. I am so not urging him to do so. Ew, no. No way. Nuh uh. That's sick. To
kiss a Greek God, pfft.
....
... Fuck it. KISS ME!
Wellerr, yeah. But my reasoning varies from subject to - I paused - subject?
Neji smiled crookedly and glanced sideways, then his gazed grew dark. Why? Well, why don't I just tilt
me head to the side andHEY!
Oi! Why'd you snap my head to the side like that! I barked. Come on! I was just about to turn my
head to the side so I could see what he was glaring at so badly and then he grabs my chin and snaps it
the opposite way!
If he doesn't want me knowing what he's glaring at, he could just say so! ... Though I would probably
look anyways.
Because.
Because is not a valid reason.
Well, my reasoning varies from subject to subject. Oh no he did not!
... How dare you copy me! Look, Nej, I know I come up with awesome phrases but you gotta come up
with your own, God! He smiled faintly.
Hn...
Oh my God! He did not just ignore me!... He did! He ignored me! Oh my God! That asshole. I scowled
and wretched my body to the side, searching for what he was looking at. I felt him try and turn me back
but I kept him at bay!
By sissy slapping him everytime he touched me.
MUAHAHA! It works everytime. It's so gay, even Neji won't do it.
Ooh, that sounds like a good 'Your Momma' joke.
I blinked, Kankuro? What the hell are you doing here?
My Ex from High school sat right besides us. He was dressed in a tux, which brought out the purple he
had smeared all over his face.
...
Oh, wait, that's suppose to make him look hot. Not. He looks like one of those crazy Indians that go

around chanting, 'OKLA! OKLA MY SON OF A WITCH!'.

Yes. They can't swear. I didn't know that til a couple of hours ago, when Sakura handed me a National
Geographic magazine. Why she's carrying something like that in her purse I will never know.
He glared at Neji and smiled warmly at me. Uhh, can anyone say, Bi-Polar?
I'm here for our date, Tenten. You said you'll meet me here because you didn't want me to pick you up.
Remember...?
... We had a date?
He gave me an exasperated look, Don't tell me you forgot Ten! Come. On!
That last part sounded so gay. I didn't forget! I just didn't remember... Besides, didn't I tell you I hated
your guts for cheating on me you dumbass puppeteer!
He glared, You didn't! You said you'd think about it!
I scoffed, Well you should know by now that when I say, 'I'll think about it', I mean 'No. So go fuck
yourself'.
Kankuro thinned his lips and Uh-oh I think I mouthed off way to much, Justcome on! Let's get
along with our date. He gabbed my hand and dragged me out of my seat.
Let her go! Neji grabbed my arm and I got pulled back into my seat. Kankuro shoved me to him,
only to have Neji shove me back to him.
Aww great! Tug-a-war: Tenten style!
Just my fucking luck.
HeOW! Let me goOWW! DUDE! I death glared Kankuro, who's fingers were digging into my
skin. I saw Neji glare harder.
You're hurting her! Let her go!
NO! You let go!
Let go Sabaku!
You let go Hyuuga!
Sabaku!!
HYUUGA!
I growled, How about you both let go!? I yanked my arms away and stumbled back, only to have
both of them come to me and try and help me stand.

I swear, I felt the electricity burn between them.

I think my hair frizzed.
Crap. I need hair spray!
Why don't you just go home! Tenten needs a real man. So go back to your dumb mansion and take
care of your sissy hair. Like a good faggot.
Ooh.
I glanced at Neji's murderous face, No, how about you leave. Tenten doesn't need a man who plays
with dolls.
OOOH!!
They both glared at each other, both grabbing me by either arm possessively. Kankuro smirked and
pushed me towards him. I fell on his chest. See? She prefers me.
Can't... breath...
... Dumbass, you're choking her.
L-LET GO!! I pushed myself off and flew back to Neji, who wrapped his arms around my waist and
pulled me on his lap.
Oh. My. God. I am on his lap and he is not having a boner!
Miracles do happen!
Wait. Never mind I feel it... wait, that's his belt buckle. False alarm.
Ha. At least I don't try and kill my future girlfriend. But, unlike you.. she's mine.
Whoa. Possessive. Cool...
Kankuro grinded his teeth, No, she's mine. She's been mine since Senior year in High School. I took
her to prom. I took her out on a formal date. I love her. Not some dumbass, girly-guy who can't fight to
save his life because -Kankuro pitched his voice- his hair might get messed up.
Ooh, Neji, you ain't gonna take that! I hissed.
He smirked, Honestly, you are simple minded. I, for one, do know how to fight. And the only reason I
don't punch your face in is because you and me might go jail. I pity people like you, who play with
dolls. You'll never make it in Prison.
I snickered, That's what I said the first time. He'll get raped right away... I deepened my voice,
C'mere doll boy!

Kankuro scowled at me.

Second, if you love her so much, why did you cheat on her? That is not a way to show your love and
devotion to a woman...
SO TRUE!
Third, why don't you just leave and let us continue our date. You're wasting your time trying to take
her away, I am not going to let her go. So just go home with your deranged, blood thirsty brother and
she-man of a sister and go play with your dolls like a good retard.
Kankuro's face got so red I thought he would explode. Serious to God.
Neji grabbed me, helped me up and turned me around, Oh, and while your at it, your make up is
smearing.
Oh snap! He's good! He hit the vital nerve!
It's. Not. Make up. It's. KABUKI PAINT!! I gasped when someone shoved me to the side. I landed
on my hip and heard something crack. Ouch! I swear, if it's broken I am going to break someone's
balls!!
Give her back!
Back off, Doll Boy! I gaped at Neji and Kankuro, who were... rolling on the ground punching and
kicking and strangling the hell out of each other.
Well, Kankuro was strangling. Neji was... the fuck!? He's poking the hell out of Kankuro?!
HAHAHA! I gasped for air while Neji poked and Kankuro slapped. Oh God! So sissy! So funny! So
Gay Rated!
I'll kill you!
You really are Gaara's brother!
Take that back you faggot!
Make me you transvestite!
Argh! Die Hyuuga!
My grin diminished and I gaped while they both grabbed knives and glared at each other.
Uh-oh.
-

Sasuke stared bewildering at the simmering tea cup in-front of him. Sakura slurped her cherry Icy and
happily hummed a melody.
Ino walked by, muttering something about her documents before raising a brow at Sasuke's seriously
faded face.
Whoa, what happened to you? You looked stoned, Sasuke. Sakura snickered and slurped loudly.
Sasuke's eye twitched, SakuraSakura said she loved...
Ino's eyes lit up, Loved what!? Loved what!? You?! Oh my God! I knew it! Kyyaaa! Congratulations
Sas
No. My slacks.
...Huh? Come again?
She said, that she loves my slacks.
Sakura grinned, Uh-huh! I love your black slacks Sasuke-teme!... Heyy, do you think you can tell me
where you get them at? Or better yet! Give me one of yours
No!
Aww! Come on Sasuke! Don't be messed up! Please!?
No!
Please! Sakura begged.
NO!
Ino sighed as they both bickered for his slacks. The blond blew a strand of hair away from her face and
chucked lightly, Jeez, those two will never learn.
PLEASE! I promise I won't take them to work! Pinky promise!
No Sakura!
... GIMMIE!
Ow! Sakura, stop it! Hey! Don't touch there! LetNO! DON'T UNBUCKLE IT!!
Chapter 23
Issues
.:Sakura's POV:.

I walked through the halls confidently. I could so totally so this! Just ask Sasuke to fire me! HAHA! I'll
show Tenten that she's so wrong!
But I have to tell her first...
Or else it beats the 'HA-HA-I-was-right-for-the-first-time-since-forever' victory chant-slash-dance that
I created when I was in High School.
Heh, but I will so, totally win! Because Sasuke's gonna fire me but I'm going to beat him to it!
ITS GENUIS!
I'll be getting the last laugh.
HA HA!
...
Wow, that was so weird.
I sighed and checked my phone. Seven thirty am. Perfect time to go tell Sasuke to fire me so it leaves
me just enough time to go get a nice, warm cup of coffee! But noo, Tenten just had to be to tired and go
right to sleep to drool and dream about Neji!
Eek! She moans his name out at night!
MOANS
It's not appropriate for someone like me! I get images like that one time I fainted in the hall because
Neji and Tenten were about to 'get it on' right on the threshold of the elevator!
SHE HAD HER LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST! And he had his hand over her breasts and stuff! Eww!
And I got so freaked because, next thing I know she'll be knocked up and she doesn't have baby names,
so her baby will come out like her! Well, not like her I mean, she will be like her since it's gonna be her
baby butOwh! What I mean is! The names.
Tenten's baby needs a real and cool name.
Like mine! Teehee.
I mean, Tenten.
Her mom was defiantly in so much pain when she was born that she gasped out, TEN!.... TENN!
Only she didn't mean 'Tenten' exactly but more like:
I NEED TEN PINTS OF MORPHINE!!
But no one got the message...

Ow! Ooh! Sorry about that! I apologized. In my blanking out, I had bumped into someone who was
now... glaring that shit outta me?
EEK!
I wanna hide under a rock now...
Because the person glaring harshly at me is..
Haruno, She snarled. I winced. What the hell are you doing here?! The fire-red haired woman
squeaked out in her high-pitched voice.
Karin.
Just my luck, there goes my good humor...
She looked at me with expecting eyes, her face smooth and flawless. Bright red lipstick smoothed over
her plump lips, making them look desirable.
Unlike me, who just wears lip gloss so my lips don't dry and crack...
I-I work here! I gasped silently. Why did I say that in a voice soso weak?
Like I was about to break any second now because of her. Just because of her.
And Karin seemed to notice, too.
She smiled widely, her bright, pearl-white teeth glowing in the buildings light. Her coal black eyes
reflecting suppressed malice. Oh, right. You're Sasuke's maid. I forgot. She flipped her hair over her
shoulder in a spoiled manner.
I felt a spike of anger flash through me. Excuse me, but I am not his maid! Karin raised her dark red
brow's with amusement.
This not a time to be playful and funny... if so, then why does she look so frigging happy?
Like nothing can bring her down. Not even if I tell her that I kissed Sasuke! Whichisn't true but...
Oh really? Personal Assistant don't mean shit, sweetie. It's just another name for saying Maid or Slave
even. She said a matter-of-fact.
I felt my hands ball into fists.
No. It's not. I help him with several important documents and I manage his clients meetings
professionally. I also have to organize his schedule so it doesn't
Blah, blah, blah! I glared while Karin crossed her arms over her chest, which looked bigger now that
I thought about it... It's the same thing. You do his work, more than half of it actually, so you're a

plain, simple maid.

No! I'm not a I cut myself off to control my anger. Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
People like her shouldshould disappear!
Ugh, calm down Sakura! Don't stoop down to her level!
Be mature! Like Tenten when she's about to beat someone shitless for objecting her!
Hehehe, that's some scary shit... but it's funny shit too!
HAHA!
She smirked. Angry? It's the truth, sweetie. She swung her hair, making his swish gracefully behind
her while she smiled withspite? Or anger? I can't tell... but why the hell does she love to make me
feel sosmall?
And why do I let myself?
Don't worry, we're hire you to take care of our children once we make some. She smiled at my
suddenly ashen face. And it will be soon, mind you. She sighed dramatically and walked passed me,
her shoulder bumping mine. In a few weeks, I'll be Mrs. Uchiha Karin and a few hours after the
wedding, once we get to Cancun for our honeymoon, I'll be carrying his child! Mmhm!
N-No.... I whispered, my eyes wide. I turned around so fast I felt my head spin, but I just had to
know that she was telling the truth.
And not just playing with me again. Please!
I stared at her, my brows furrowed in disbelief, the world around me spinning ever so slightly. She
smirked, loving my distress. What? It's true. I'm already planning the marriage! I'll be sure to send you
an invitation, Sakura-chan. She laughed and walked away, exiting through the glass double doors and
into her large, elegant car that stood right outside.
The marriage... was going to be a few weeks?
Weeks?
I only had... who knows how long! Probably less than two weeks knowing Karin and her impatient
attitude! I have to get going! I have to do something! I-I have to get him to love me
NO!
The hell am I saying!? Why should he even love me!? Is there even a such thing as love...!?
What's wrong with me? Why do I want to tear Karin limb from limb so slowly I'll also make her bleed
to death and also make her shrivel in pain?!

Where did that come from?!

Ugh! To many questions! To many! To many! To many!
Not enough answers...
I sunk to my knee's and stared at my lap while I inwardly panicked, oblivious to all of the employee's
coming through the front doors to get to their office, who looked at me with curious expressions.
I don't know how long I sat there, thinking and trying not to break out crying or worse...
Throw a tantrum that would injure the bystander's around me which would result in me going to Jail or
worse...
They'll call my mommyerr, Tenten!
Ooh, would she kill me if that happened.
I bet she'll start yapping about she not being my mom and that I'm old enough to know what's right and
wrong.
Pfft, she's got so much faith in me it's not even funny anymore.
Sakura? Sakura?! Are you all right?! I looked up and gaped at my bad luck.
Great. Just great.
It's Sasuke.
Just. My. Fucking. Luck.
First Karin. Now Sasuke.
What next!?
Pairs Hilton's Chihuahua!?
I'm fine, Sasuke! I chirped, and then my smile left my face. Karin's big and luxurious car was still
sitting outside. Making all the people that passed it eye it with envy or awe. That meant that she had
watched me melt and almost break.
Crap.
Could my day get any worse?
Crap again.
I think I just jinxed myself.

Sakura, stand up. I felt Sasuke's hand grasp my arm and tug me upward. I stood and dusted myself
off. Trying to keep my cheerful demeanor and not stare at the car Karin was in, who was probably
laughing her ass out and grinning evilly while I slowly break...
UWAA! MY LOVE LIFE'S FUCKED UP!
Almost as much as Tenten's...
I mean, damn! Neji's a pervert who's family is so rich they'll probably put him in an arranged marriage
and he's trying to get into her pants! And Tenten's letting him! Then, she falls in love with him and she
has no fucking clue if he really loves her back!
Ooh! Then comes the jealousy! I heard rumors that Lee was building up his muscles so he could blind
Tenten with his eight-pack (HAHAHA! I so wanna see that!) and then theres Kankuro! Tenten's ex
from High school!
I also heard he was building up his courage to ask her out since he's a retard and doesn't know Tenten
has an invisible sign on her back and a visible sign on her car that reads:
'PROPERTY OF HYUUGA NEJI. Anyone near an 10 foot radius with an intent to flirt will be shot
repeatedly. Survives will be shot again. The injured will be incinerated alive. And the bystanders will
be threatened.
Thank you and have a nice-fucking-day.'
.... I like that sign. I'm gonna ask Neji-perv if he can give it to me one of these days. I think he also
stuck it onto Tenten's motorcycle and her bedroom window...
Maybe that's why the men around her no longer ogle her! Because they fear for their lives...
Cool. Neji got them to stop trying to get into her pants because he's gonna get into her pants...
Wait that came out wrong!
But, ooh! It's like a soap opera only without the Mexican accents and gay acting!
Could you explain to me why you are sitting down in-front of the door? You're blocking the flow of
people coming in through there you know... I blinked and glanced, before laughing nervously.
Yeah... there was a whole mess of irritated looking people who finally got through the door... then they
glared at me before passing me by.
Ugh.
Attention. Something I don't want right now...
My good humor died on me again.
Crapizoids.

Sakura?
... No reason. It's just that my ankle hurts. I jutted out my lip childishly in false irritation. Sasuke
raised a brow, not believing me.
I had to deepen my lie. No matter how much I am against lairs...
Hehe, I am such a hypocrite aren't I?
Come on Sasuke! I'm a woman! I pointed at myself, well, my chest to prove my point. I poked my
fingers into my boobs and he stared at them with wide eyes. I wonder why... I have to wear heels! You
try wearing sticks under the soles of your feet for eight hour straight! I yelled and poked his concrete
hard chest.
Jeez, why is it so damn hard?
Oh, right, super sexy-ass abs and muscles.
Oooh...
Riiight...
He smiled softly and I felt my breath hitch. He ruffled my hair like a small child before turning and
walking towards the elevator with the same small smile he always had whenever I did something to
amuse him.
Let's go Sakura. You have to arrange some meetings for me today, and you must.... I droned him out.
He was doing it again.
Dazzling me to a point where nothing else mattered.
I hated this feeling. I've always been attracted to Sasuke. Hell! I bet Tenten thought he was hot until she
met Neji and found that soul mate connection that everyone talks about before they break up and start
over again.
But... with Sasuke it's different.
I loved him like a brother. Playing around with him and stuff. Until he kissed me. Then that line blurred
a bit before I got back to my brotherly love for him, sort of.
Then something happened between that small transaction and everything went haywire.
Now, I don't even know what he is me to anymore!
Friend or Foe?
Boyfriend or Brotherly Figure?

... Husband or Boss?

What and what?! Which is which?! What do I choose?!
Ugh, I hate love... it's all complicated and clich.
Like Mexican soap operas.
I stared at Sasuke's back for a moment. Just staring and trying to gather my thoughts to prevent me
from creating further questions that I will never answer.
Because then, they'll just be rolling all over my brain like waffles.
Yes. Waffles. I like waffles and I like to eat them! So in the questions case, I like to answer them! But,
sometimes, there's just that one waffle you can't eat 'cause it's burned and it taste's bad and it's all crusty
and yeah...
So, that's like all the questions I have in my brain. They're burned and crusty and therefor
unanswerable!
Admire my logic!
Sakura!
Uhh, coming! I power walked to him, my face nervous as he walked. He smiled the same, barely
noticeable curve of his lip, smile that was always reserved for me.
The hell are you doing to me? You have a fiance... a wife...
I can't have a relationship with a near-married man...
Or can I?
Hyuuga Corps.
.:Tenten's POV:.
Gah. I breathed and laid my head on my desk. Finally! Break! I am done with all my work! God,
these are the times I wish I didn't have to grow up so I could never work!
But that wouldn't be so fair to my parents...
Meh, since when do I care?!
Gods. I'm so cold-hearted.
I've been hanging around Nej-perv way to much...

Tenten I need you to arrange me a meeting with Hikaru Takishima immediately! I glared at the phone
across from me. I didn't hang up the phone because I already knew that he would be calling me every
couple of seconds.
.. We need one of those intercom thingy's that all the other rich and famous company's have...
Picking up a damn phone every couple of seconds puts strain on my wrists! And I need those to flip
through the channels on the TV!
I pressed the button and spoke into the speaker, Fine, fine! What time?
Whenever I'm free! But I need it before tomorrow afternoon!
I grumbled. Yeah, yeah. Would you like cheese with that? I didn't wait for him to ask me, '... What?'
since he has no sense of humor whatsoever!
He's a genius for crying out loud! He could figure out that it's heavy sarcasm!
If he can't, then WHOOP-DE-DOO! I actually outsmarted him....
BEEP
Ha ha Tenten. That's very funny. Now stop wasting your breath on lame, sarcastic replies and get me
that meeting!
...
Bastard.
I typed a the last few words onto one of the Documents and quickly saved before the computer goes
emo on me and dies.
I sighed in relief. I pressed some button that made my computer shut off because of some virus... Do,
da, doo...
Okay, okay! I downloaded some manga onto this computer because I didn't want mine all bugged up!
And yes, that manga file had a whole mess of viruses and this computer is trying to clean them out...
and it's failing miserably.
I better not tell Neji about this, hehehe...
I sent him the document when it unfroze and leaned back on my chair, blowing away a strand of my

hair. I closed my eyes and sighed.

Kankuro called me today.
The stupid guy who has the face that resembles a Special E.D. Kid and wears make-up... Oops! My
bad. It's Kabuki Paint...
And my response to that is, SAME SHIT!
...
Alright. So maybe his face doesn't resemble a Special E.D. Kid but he's still dense! He's one of those
guys who doesn't get things real fast like normal people do...
Besides. His family's weird too.
Gaara No Sabaku. Angsty, self-centered brat who'll go send someone to murder you for stealing his
breathing space...
Temari No Sabaku. Bitchy, wannabe-gangster who'll go send her little brother Gaara, who'll go send
someone to murder you for stealing his sister's breathing space...
Kankuro No Sabaku. Moronic, wannabe-Neji who'll go send Temari, who'll go send Gaara, who'll go
send someone to murder you for stealing his sister's, brother's breathing space...
Damn.
That's one fucked up family.
BEEP
I jumped, snapping outta my train of thought. I put a hand over my heart and answered the phone. Ugh,
this is going to cost me my wrists!
Tenten is busy at the moment being an emo-slash-loner, please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
I responded sarcastically. I could hear Neji chuckling at the end of the line. Alright, I'm done.
What'cha ya want Neji?
His chuckling stopped. And I waited. ... I swear if you fucking hung up I'ma
No! I didn't hang up... could you please come to my office? I have something very important to ask of
you.
I furrowed my brows and coughed, clearing my thick throat. Ahh... okay. I hung up, giggling when I
imagined Neji's pissed off face because I hung without saying bye.
I leaped up, skipped towards my door and slammed it shut. Grinning at all the door's that slammed
open to see what happened.

I grinned innocently, they glared.

No fun at all...
I went towards Neji's huge, office door and stood before it, taking deep breath's. Alright-y. I just have to
open the door and see what he wants.
Crap, I have a bad feeling about this...
I opened the door and grinned when Neji's head snapped upwards. Yo! What'cha want, Hyuuga? I
was busy trying to hone my emo-slash-loner skills.
This time. He didn't laugh or even crack a smile.
Asshole...
I saw him clear his throat and look to the side as if he was embarrassed. He isn't right? 'Cause if he is
that would be so funny!
What's he got to be all shy about?
He ain't gonna confess or something!
Tenten, I have something to tell you....
I smiled, Yeah! What is it? Come on! Come on! I have to go reject Kankuro's dinner plans with me!
He hesitated and asked, I wanted to ask if you wouldgo on a date with me tomorrow night.
I stared at him and felt my mouth drop open for a minute. I know that I was his pretend girlfriend but
he called it off once we got back from New York. I felt seriously heartbroken for some reason... and
now he's asking me out?
For real.
So what do I do?
... S-Sure Neji... I-I would love to go on a date with you.
I open my big mouth thats what I do.
Chapter 25
I Hate Being (SORTA) Tricked Into Doing Something, You?
... Kankuro...

Yes, my Tenten?
.. You're going to kill Neji...
Mmhm.
With a butter knife?
Yeah! I'm going to kill NejiHuh!? He looked down at his hand and twitch. Yep, it was a very nice
metal butter knife. Tiffany Silver maybe...? I don't know, I'm not a metal freak.
Ooh, double meaning!
Ha. Stupid doll boy, you can't even tell a knife from a butter knife.
Neji, shut up! You're being a jerk!
This guy here just wanted to take you away from me! What the hell Tenten?!
Aww, but Kankuro has issues, unlike you! You sell your issues, two for five bucksso leave him
alone! Me and him were outcasts in our old High school you know!
....
... What?
I can imagine that. Doll Boy and Miss Murder. I pity the people that had classes with you two.
... Shut up, jerk.
And don't come back here ever again! Sheesh! People these days! I gawked at the two restaurant
employee's who personally came and kicked us out with cat-like elegance. Sticking their noses in the
air and stalking back inside the 5 Star Restaurant.
But, still, what the hell man!?
Kankuro shifted to his right foot and flashed me a smile. Oh, I gave him one of my murderous glares.
Now, we were the main attraction out here and I'm getting uncomfortable by all the disapproving gazes
we're getting from everyone else who's staring at us through the wide window's of the restaurant!
Let's go, Tenten. Neji grabbed my arm and directed my towards the car. I caught a glimpse of
Kankuro's nervous face. That made me wonder what was going through his twisted brain....
Umm... uhh... See ya Tenten! I'll come pick you up tomorrow at seven!!
Oh, now I know what's going on through his twisted brain.

See, that was the thing about Kankuro, you always know what's he thinking! If it isn't written all over
his face, he blurts it out a second after I wonder what he's thinking! And, this what I love about Neji, he
doesn't blurt it out. He keeps you on edge. Thinking what's going on through his head. And, what he
thinks is never written on his face,
Unless it's a serious issue. Like right now that he looked all nervous. But I'm not the one to pry into
peoples personal lives like a nutcracker.
Get a life, you bozo!
Hahaha! Nice one! Remember, I love you!
Hahaha! I don't! Hope you get run over by a semi-trailer! I flashed him a smile. He blinked but
grinned.
Crap. He got the wrong idea again.
... Yeesh, Tenten. You are one violent woman to be saying such graphic things in public.
Shuddup, Neji. Or I'll wish something bad on you, too.
I saw him roll his eyes in disbelief. But he kept the humorous conversation going, Like?
Like, for you to get attacked by rabid squirrels on a nice, beautiful sunny Monday morning..
.:Tenten's Superviolentcompletelyfictionalbutfreakingamusing Fantasy:.
La la la laaa I'm Neji Hyuuga! An A-class bastard who deserves to be killed repeatedly because I
have a superiority complex and am better than you! So, like, bow down to me 'cause you are all, like,
n00bs and I am soo much better than you 'cause I'm a Hyuuga and I have cool, super-shiny hair and
my eyes are, like, white Mexican cheese and shit and like, yeah. Neji said like a she-bitch as he
skipped down the sidewalk like the gay faggot he is.
Oops! What's this?! My imagination decided to be a bitch and make hundreds of rabid squirrels
appear!
RAWR! DIE NEJI HYUUGA! They squeaked and they leaped on him and bit and bit and bit and
RAWR! THEY MUTALATED HIM AND BLOOD SQUIRTED ALL OVER THE PLACE AND HE WAS
SCREAMING LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL HE IS AND HE SCREAMED AGAIN AS THE SQUIRRLES
SCARRED HIS PRIDE AND GLORY AND HE ADMITED THAT HE LOVED ME BEFORE HE
FAINTED DRAMATICALLY AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER
.... Rabid... squirrels?
... He did not just interrupt my fantasy.
I grinned at his twitching face, my fantasy coming back tome. Yep...! Lee got attacked by squirrels
once. Hehe, it was funny. He got all bloated and red afterwards. And can you believe that one squirrel
was his pet? Poor guy... and all I did for the first two minutes was point and laugh.

I can imagine that too... He muttered as he clicked open the car. I skipped towards the passenger door
and opened it, getting inside while he got in the other side.
I sunk into my seat.
Oh man! I can not believe we got kicked out of the most popular and expensive restaurant for the rest
of our 'petty' lives! I whined. Damn Manager... she ain't ever gonna get laid with that attitude.
Neji snorted, It was your fault in the first place.
How the hell is it my fault!? You pig!
If you would have just picked one of us, this wouldn't have happened you know! He drove the car
out of the restaurant easily. I buckled in my seat belt and glared.
How could I?! I mean, you guys didn't even let me talk! You were too busy trying to kill each other
with butter knives and excessive poking!
... That was not poking, Tenten.
I smirked, Oh? Then what was it...? Punching with style?
I could see his eye twitch in annoyance from where I was sitting. .. No, it's a Special Hyuuga
Technique only our clan can use.
I laughed. Hyuuga Technique? Poking is actually a technique? What a joke! What's it called? I-PokeYou no Jutsu! Hi-Ya! I exaggeratedly poked him in the arm to prove my point.
Get it? Point!?
... Ahhh, who needs ya! No sense of humor at all!
No. And you suck at making up names. If you have kids... jeez I can only imagine... I glared at his
mocking face. Ugh! If I have kids what!?
Hey! If I have kids, I assure you they'll have great names unlike yours! I yelled.
What's wrong with my name?
I snorted, Please. Your name is Neji. Your mother named you after a metal bolt. And you tell me that's
not bad?
He glared, Hn. Your name it Tenten. Your mother named you after a number, so I wouldn't be talking
if I was you.
I gasped. So!? Being named after a number isn't as bad as being named after an electric drill!
Oh, so now it's an electric drill?

I rolled my eyes. Neji. Your name means screw. Mine means Heaven. Which one do you think is
better, huh? Give me a WILD guess! I threw my hands up to express my point, a smug smile on my
face.
He knew he lost. Ha!
I leaned closer to him as his switched lanes and grinned smugly when he mumbled a, Yours.
Exactly.
I saw him check his rear view mirror before muttering, Screwing with Heaven, eh? Nice name for a
sitcom.
... Oh, ha ha ha. Very funny. What happened? The person you sell your sense of humor to got a refund
or something?
Apparently so.
But you know what? Bashing our names was the least of my problems. What I was thinking of was:
Neji Hyuuga mentioned kids.
And that made me very happy.
.:Sakura's POV:.
.... I am so going to kill him. I said with a edge. Sasuke shifted uncomfortably next to me. So, here's
the deal. I heard from a little bird-y (coughINOcough) that Neji and Tenten were going out to a
seriously famous and expensive restaurant and that Kankuro was going to go too.
So, I draggedconvinced Sasuke to take me so we could spy on them and make them kiss each other!
Why? Because I love Bull shitting with everyone!
And... Sasuke is a Follower so he sorta follows me like a lost puppy.
Yeahhh... I'm not boasting or anythin' but... yeah.
Hn. Why do I have to be here again?
Because!... I need a ride, ehehe... yeah. ... So, maybe, I forgot to fill the gas tank. And what!? Huh?!
...
Fine. But this is going out of your pay check.
Yeah, yeahWHAT!? I gaped and turned to him. He smirked at me and kept playing with his super

expensive BlackBerry while I inwardly whimpered because of my paycheck. Sasuke?! Sasuke! No!
You are not going to take this out of my paycheck!
Yes. I am. He pressed something on his phone, making it glow random colors.
.... You know what! I grabbed his phone and threw it over my shoulder, but not before taking
something out... I watched with a grin as his face went from surprised, to shocked, to horrified as his
phone got run over by a truck.
Youthatwhat!? He sputtered before composing himself and saying coolly:
... That was my phone.
I nodded with a 'duh' expression. Yeah... and?
That was my six hundred dollar phone that had more than five important documents inside. Five very
important files...
Well, sucks for you, huh? I deadpanned and looked through my binoculars so I can check what Neji
and Tenten were up to. Ooo, what's this? I peered at them with a smile. Neji and Kankuro?! A stand
off?!
Tenten you lucky bitch!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Neji and Kankuro are fighting for Tenten and she's... laughing her ass out? Why...?
Sasuke said nothing. Just bore his eyes at my face while I mused at why Tenten was
HAHAHA! OH MY GOD! I dropped my binoculars and fell on my butt, clutching my stomach. NNEJI-PERV ANDAND HAHAHA! He's poking the fuck outta him and KankHahaha! I gasped
for air. He's trying to kill him with aa butter knife. I said quickly, so I could breath.
...
Oh... God... that was hilariouHAHAH! I fell on my back, gasping for breath as I waved my hands
over my face. TheyThey got kicked out! HAHA! What a blast, right Sasuke?!... Sasuke?
I propped up on my elbows. Aww, look at this, he's sulking! Oh boo-hoo! Is little Sasuke sulking
because I threw his phone away and it got run over?
AWWW!
Fuckin' fag...
....
Okay now I feel bad.
I sighed exaggeratedly and looked at him. He was glaring at the bush and completely ignoring me. I
sighed again and placed a hand on his shoulder. Sasuke? Hey, come on, Sasuke-teme! He ignored

my.
I rolled my eyes, God, you're such a baby! Here... I saw him shift his eyes to me as I dug into my
pocket and pulled out a small card. Here!
He turned to me and grabbed the Memory Card from my hand with a raised brow. What's this?
Your phones Memory Card. I said matter-of-fact. He looked better all of a sudden. God. Such a
nerdy-nerd! So... Cheer up Emo kid! I grinned with a thumbs up.
He chuckled and stuffed the card into his jackets pocket. He glanced over my shoulder with a bored
face. Isn't that Neji and Tenten leaving...?
... WHAT!? I turned and, on my knee's, I grabbed the binoculars and peered through them, watching
Neji and Tenten leave the parking lot, bickering. But, they both looked relatively happy.
... Oh my God. Tenten looked happy. Sure, she's been on dates before, I mean, who hasn't? But they
always ended up with her getting all worked-up or she came home she looked like she just came out of
a brawl. And now... she looks sincerely happy.
YES! Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes... I chanted while swinging my arms around girlishly. Yeah and what!?
Tenten finally got a winner!
... Sakura... stop... now... I paused my cheer and glanced at a perturbed Sasuke.
I brought my hands down and twiddled my fingers, coughing. Okay. So... youwanna go out for a
drink? I asked nonchalantly. Then something dinged in my head.
I, Sakura Haruno, was asking him, Sasuke Uchiha, out.
Oh my God.
Sasuke, on the other hand, smiled and stood. His six foot form towering over my smallish five foot
body. Stupid growth hormone.. I feel so small and insignificant!
Even Karin is taller than me... by an inch! Ugh! Can you believe that?1 By an inch.
Yes. That is a very big deal thank you very much!
He extended his hand and I took it. So we stood there, all awkward and uncomfortable. Then he said,
Sure. and everything got all mellow and happy.
So, now I'll party as he takes me to his car.
YES! HAHA! TAKE THAT KARIN! YOUR PRECIOUS HUBBY IS MINE! MINE! MINE! TAKE
THAT QUEEN BITCH.
Ahhh, victory.

... Sakura, why are you grinning?

No reason, why?
Ehehe, right... note to self: work on facial expressions while inwardly partying.
-Jeez, you are such a bastard. I huffed and crossed my arms. Neji snorted and drank out of his coffee
cup.
Hn. I looked out the window, taking a sip of my coffee also. After we got... taken out of the
restaurant, we went to a coffee shop and now we're drinking some coffee and eating some donuts and
watching the cars pass us by.
Per. Fect.
Tenten, can I ask you something? I turned to him.
What?
... How would you feel... if you joined a certaincompetition. I rose a brow.
Competition? I grinned widely. I love competitions! What kind is it!? Sports?! Science?! Ugh!
Come on! I whined and tugged on his jacket. Tell me!
He stared at me, Well... it's a certain competition that has to do with wining a certain something.... I
strained my ears. He was speaking so low! And, the prizes are... for life....
Something clicked in my head. Oh! This is one of those competitions that have to do with wining like,
a trip somewhere or something right? Or is it money? Ooh! Is it a house?! That's for life!
... Mayyes.
WHOO! I'M IN! I'M IN! That sounds so cool! I'll win for sure! Totally! COUNT ME IN! I
screeched, grinning. I saw him relax.
... Fine, you start tomorrow; no take backs. I blinked.
What thetake back? Why would I take it back...? I narrowed my eyes. Are you hiding something
from me?
His face was sincere. No, why would I do something like that? This is abusiness competition for
Personal Assistants and I choose you and you'll win something which I have no idea what it is... and
that's basically it.
... Hmm, good enough for me!
Okay! Fine! I hummed a tune and drank out of my cup. I am so gonna win! CHEYEAH! There is
nothing that I can't do! I am soo, soo, sooo gonna win this shit! Uh huh!

I can't wait to tell Sakura!

.:Sasuke's POV:.
... Hyuuga, you're screwed. I snickered. Ha. Hyuuga actually asked Panda to compete. But he didn't
tell her exactly what it is or what she wins.
... I know. He slammed his head on his small desk. Mine is bigger of course. Yes... Kill your
neurones Hyuuga, kill them. It only proves that, I, Sasuke Uchiha, am ultimately smarter and better
than you.
Ha ha.
-cough- I strained my voice.
What exactly are you going to do now? She will find out you know.... And when she does I will be
there. Hidden in the shadows, with a camera in my hand, ready to upload it on YouTube.
I'lltry not to die.
Well, that's a very high goal considering Panda is virtually murderous when she's mad... all well. That
will only mean that I, Uchiha Sasuke, am the best.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
-cough- I strained my voice again...
Hn. I checked my new BlackBerry; limited edition. I'm late. I have to go. I walked out of his room,
which is smaller than mine, and walked through his door, which is also smaller than mine. And was
about to exit his manor... which is smaller than mine.
Uchiha. I stopped.
What?
When are you going to stop stalling...?
I slit my eyes. My damned brother better have not... Stalling...?
I could hear his smirk. When are you going to propose to Haruno, huh? Or are you going to chicken
out like last time?
My damned brother did tell him...
You shouldn't be talkingforcing a girl to win you like a cheap, low-quality prize... and, who, might I
ask, told you that?

...A weasel. He glared at me, And she is not wining me like a cheap prize.. and if she is, who are
you calling low-quality, you douche bag!
I ignored his petty come back. I won anyways. I knew it....
...
... And who are you calling a douche bag, you man-woman!
Yes. I have to have the last word.
.:Tenten's POV:.
Sakura! Sakuraa! I called.
DID YOU GUYS DO IT?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Can I name the kid...? I jumped and twitched when
she smiled innocently. Yeah... how the heck did she get there?! And why didn't I feel her?!
... Do whaOh, you're sick. She giggled at me. Ha. Can't wait to put her down by using Sasuketeme.
Come onnn! She tugged on my arm. What happened?! I only saw up until the part when youahhh,
oops. She grinned sheepishly at my furious glare.
You didn't! I snatched my arm back and stomped toward the stairs. She followed.
Tentennn! I didn't mean to! It's that, ugh, well, what was I suppose to do!? Just sit back and wait!?
Yes!
Well... You know I can't do that! And besides, I was with Sasuke-teme and I kindasortamaybe asked
him out on a date... Her voice was low and shy.
... Serious?
Uhhh, yeah!
Sweet. But that's not important now!
So! I got asked to join in on a competition! It's one of those competitions that include wining
something for life! Oh God! I'm so gonna win... I said, my voice low with arrogance. Why? Because I
am gonna win.
There is nothing and I mean nothing that I can't do! Huh!
Sakura furrowed her brows. A competition...? Tenten... She narrowed her eyes, her voice edged with

warning. You better behave! Remember the last time I let you join the Sports Festival when we were
in Junior High?
I laughed absently, my smile airy. Totally.
.:Tenten's super-violent-awesomely-awesome-flashback-moment!:.
... I did not lose.
You lost, Tenten. Sakura patted my shoulder as the snotty girl took MY metal and threw an
ARROGANT and STUPIDLY NON-TRIUMPHANT smile at my direction.
I slit my eyes. Aww, HELL naw.
Sakura shrugged, her eyes dull and blank. You lost. Too bad, so sad. I wanna go home.. I need to
sleep and maybe cut myself... She walked away, I grabbed her shoulder, glaring at the blond with MY
medal.
Sakura, I know you're all emo and everything and that eventually you'll be a perky mess but I am
SERIOUSLY pissed.
She blinked blankly. Punch the wall, I do it all the time. It eases my inner pain
Oooh, I have something better in mind...
-NEXT DAY!I sipped my coffee and grinned. Sakura rose a brow and looked across the Lunch area, her mouth
popping open. You didn't.
I smiled cat-like. I did.
We watched the girl limp to her seat, her face swollen beyond recognition. Her right eye was tinted
black, her hair a complete mess. Her hand was in a cast, along with her right leg and a lame neckbrace engulfed her... neck.
She glanced at her through her drooped eye, her face growing alarmed. KYAAA! HELP ME! OH MY
GOD! IT'S HERRR! She stood up and ran.. well, she took three steps before falling and crawling
towards the door.
We watched as she was picked up by two of her crones and lifted outside. Sakura glanced back at me
dully, Sai by her drawing on his sketch pad. You're fucked.
I snorted. It was so worth it.
Five minutes later....
TENTEN JURANAI!! IN MY OFFICE THIS INSTANT!! AND I MEAN, THIS INSTANT!! YOU ARE
IN SERIOUS TROUBLE MISSY!!

..... Shit.
Hey! Have any of you guys seen my pastels? I seemed to have misplaced them
Sai. This is so not the time. Later you gay fag.
I DIDN'T DO IT!! IT WAS SAIII!!
... Eh? What did I do this time...? If it was about the time I was caught with Shino! It was an accident
alright! I tripped and fell on him!
... I told you Tenten; he's gay! Gay fag... You deserve to be a social outcast! Didn't you know being
gay is worse than being a murderer?! I don't know why either.... something about those child-molesting
priests saying it's in the Bible and shit... I read the Bible and I see nothing!
.... You're seriously Emo aren't you, Ugly? Hey... isn't it about time you go to the bathroom and cut
yourself, Ugly? Or is your blade dull? Here, lemme sharpen it...
I swear Sai.. one more word, and I'll be sharpening my blades on your broken and bloodied and
mutilated fag of a body!
Meanwhile...
I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT! I SWEAR IT ON MY STUDDED BELT I DID NOT BEAT
HARUHI UP BEYOND RECOGNITION! I wailed, being dragged by an angry, big-busted woman
into the dreaded... DEANS OFFICE!
NUUUUU!! NOT THE CHAIR!! ANYTHING BUT THE DAMN YELL CHAIR! WHAAAA!
Sakura shook her head, hiding a sadistic grin as she bonked Sai over the head repeatedly. Dumbass.
Can I trust you won't do something like that again? She asked me with the 'You-shall-obeyme-'cause-yeah-I-can't-think-of-a-good-reason-why-so-OBEY-ME' tone.
I smiled charmingly and placed a hand on her shoulder. She looked at it oddly. Sakura... you know
that if I loose I'll end up beating the woman that beat me shitless. So no, you can't trust that I won't do
that again.
Sakura blinked. Oh.. okay then. Well... err, go for it! And she tapped my shoulder and jogged upstairs
screeching something about straightening her hair because she was going on a Coffee date with
Uchiha...
Wait, doesn't she always have those? Every time they go out for break...?
Sakura!
Yeah?

.... Don't you always go on Coffee dates with Sasuke? For break...? There was a short pause before
she gave me her ingenious response.
Yeah, but now it's official.
Jeez, if it's official now what was it before?
Hyuuga Mansion.
Next Day.
9:15 am.
... I stared at the huge room full of women. They were of all races, sizes and shape! Some blond,
some fat, some slender, some black! I gulped and looked down at what I was wearing.
Skinny Jeans. Above-belly red-laced black corset with a Gothic Cross. Vans. My hair up in two, tall
pig-tails. Eyeliner. Lip gloss.
What a bad day to come Gothic, dude.
The women that passed by me sneered, some smiled politely, but I saw the disgust behind the pleasant
smile. I just walked with my head down, my hands stuffed in my pockets, as I mumbled incoherent
profanities.
Neji. Lied.
No, He didn't lie; he CHEATED!
And it all started this morning right after I had gotten my coffee... which is in the trash now slowly
dying...
.:Tenten's Super-cool-and-sorta-short-flashback-which-includes-a-whole-mess-of-shit-you-don't-reallyhave-to-read-but-yeah-I-want-you-guys-to-waste-about-a-minute-of-your-lives FLASHBACK!!
WHOOPEE.... okay me stop now:
Whaaaa! I yawned, stretching my muscles as I sighed. I stood up from my chair and walked outside
of my office, leaning on the door as I yawned once more doing my famous kitty-stretch.
And it's exactly how it's sounds; kitty-stretch.
Fucking sexy to look at I tell you!
So, I walk down the hall and then this happens:
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO WIN TWO FREE IPOD NAN
SMASH

I glared, my arm out-stretched as the lady twitched slightly. I huffed and walked around her, sticking
my tongue out at her out-cold form. I mean, I thought they only did that on the Internet! And even so,
it's annoying!
Hello, are you Miss Tenten Juranai? I blinked, turned and came face to face with the cutest face I
have ever seen. It was boy-shaped, with an innocence someone can only dream of having. His pearl eye
were friendly yet wary, his smile welcoming. He handed me an envelope, which I took dreamily since I
was gazing at him with curiously lustyerr wary eyes.
Umm, yes, and who might you be? I asked, picking at the elegant envelope. I swear, the thing just
chomped at me! Like saying, 'RAWR, RAWR! YOU'RE MIDDLE-CLASS, I'M HIGH-CLASS. OPEN
ME AND FACE THE HUMILIATION OF.... HIGH-CLASS, RICH-PEOPLE AT THEIR BEST!'
Oh, right! How could I be so rude... His cheeks flushed. Aww, I just wanna pinch 'em! My name is
Haruki Hyuuga. Main Branch Section C, Level 1. I blinked.
What. Da. Fuuuck?
Oh, well, My names Tenten, as you know. I smiled. Just call me Tenten!
He smiled at me and gestured towards the door. May you please come with me? We must go, Nejisama is waiting for us...and he might get angry if we do not
I rose a brow. Neji-sama? I snorted and grabbed his arm cheerfully, Honey, Neji ain't governing
you! Chillax and let me handle this little situation! I pulled him with me, ignoring his sputtering and
anxious eyes.
I spotted a sleek black, elegant and completely Environmentally-Lethal 2009 Mercedes-Benz SLR. I
mean, I'm not car-geek but...
That's my shit right there!
I walked up to it, peered through the darkly tinted windows and growled, Neji! Neji get your fine ass
out here right now!
It took a couple of seconds, but a tall, lean man stepped out of the car. I was about to shout at him,
when I noticed...
Neji was not that old or tall.
Miss Juranai, I presume? I stood, baffled. Who the hell is this guy!? In fact... who the hell are these
people who are picking me up from work?!
And... WHERE'S NEJI-PERV?!
Uhh, umm, yes...? He glared. I felt my lip twitch, seriously perturbed.
Come with us... The cute, innocent-looking guy that I was dragging along turned out to be this

macho-man, seriously disturbed child with a tragic background since he shoved me in the car, smiled
grimly and waved as the door shut and I stared with my mouth ajar.
W-What thewhat is this?! I screamed shrilly. The Neji-lookalike simply huffed and looked away,
muttering, What does he see in her....? as I stared.
Do not fret, girl, for it will all be over soon enough...
And that's how I got here. Leaning coolly against the perfectly white walls of the Hyuuga Manor with
my gut twisting and twirling inside. And guess what?
I still don't know why I'm here.
Ladies, ladies! I looked up, at the gay-acting man that stood atop the flight of stairs, hitting a spoon
on an expensive-looking wine glass. May I have your attention, please? As the room quieted, I wiped
my hands on my jeans to rid them of sweat and God knows what else. Thank you. As you all know,
Neji-sama will be wed to the final competitor. In this 3 week course, you will be put through vigorous
exercises. Ranging from beauty contests to sport events. And the last woman left... well, will be Nejisama's new bride! The others will be able to attend the wedding if they wish, and will be granted a one
month vacation in a 5 Star Spa for at least trying.
I felt my throat constrict tightly. As the women haughtily puffed their chests and stuck their chins in the
air, I felt myself grow faint.
Compete!? Is this what he wanted me to do!? Compete for him?! Like, wining a fucking prize? And
he'll be my bright and shining trophy-husband in the end?
Uh uh, Tenten don't roll that way.
I heaved a sigh and glared at the Butler that walked passed me, impassive. I ran a hand through my
bangs and hissed, Mother fuckhow dare he enter me in such a stupid competition? I raised my
voice a few octaves, I quit...
As I turned my heel and walked towards the door, I heard one of the women scoff, Well then, it seems
you do have some sort of brain in that head of yours.
I froze, almost stumbling, but catching myself and coolly turned to face the beautiful blond-haired
American. Her icy blue eyes tempting to stare at, as well as her bulging chest and creamy albino skin;
her Japanese perfect.
What was that, Blondy?
She went unaffected by my glare, The less women that drop out, the better chance I'll have of
becoming Neji-kun's bride.
I snorted, making several girls wrinkle their noses in displeasure. Honey, please Neji don't dig white
chics. I deadpanned.

That seemed to hit a nerve. Her eyes flashed and she slit them menacingly. Oh? And how would you
know, you drop-out failure.
I flashed her a sassy grin. Because. I've made out with him, I've messed around with him if you know
what I mean, and... I widened my smile at her ashen face. I work for him. I walked passed her,
patting her shoulder as I chirped, Thanks for convincing me otherwise, white trash pansy!
So, I lied a bit... I didn't havewe never, you know, done the deed.
But, who would know?
As I walked towards the punch bowl, I noticed many of the women backed away from me, their eyes
narrowed in fury. Wow, news travels fast. I heard things from He only did it for pity! to I bet she
raped him! which only made me burst out in a fit of giggles.
And then something caught my eyes. A woman. She stood at the far corner of the room, her pale skin
reflecting gorgeously in the dim lighting. Her hair was straightened flat, reaching below shoulder level.
It was streaked a neon purple, her out fit matching perfectly. Though it was a bit odd, her outfit. Her
shirt over three years outdated but fitting perfectly on her, her jeans baggy and streaked with white,
black and purple paint.
Her pearl eyes were trained on me. A smile building on her seemingly perfect lips. Then she burst out
into a fit of uncontrollable giggles.
I blinked, The hell...? Is she on crack? The woman grinned widely and skipped back behind the
curtain.
... I only have one thing to say.
She looked cooler standing on the wall that way.
And, somehow, I think she annihilated that cool-side of her the way Sakura does whenever she has her
moments.
.... This sucks balls.
'Nuff said.
Chapter 26
Oh Shit
I slipped on the dress and blinked when I put my hand through the wrong hole... Okay, yeah, I know
that sometimes happens to you gals out there so Shuddup!
Ladies! Ladies! Please hurry and dress! You're all up in exactly... five minutes! A man yelled. Chop

chop! He patted each girl on the shoulder, including me, and exited through the other door with a
smile.
So, you guys wanna know what happened? I'll you what happened... after the blond bitch put me down
we had to go to the dressing rooms, which is where I am now, and we have to change into seriously
model-like clothes so we can get chosen by our beauty first.
Serious. Beauty. How shallow can these Hyuuga's get?
Anyways, that's the first competition. And by God I am going to win! Even if it means I get Neji in the
end! But I can always give him away to some Neji-crazed, fangirl once I win. I mean, all I want is the
satisfaction of seeing all the girls crushed and saddened faces while I stand on the stage... grinning...
while they mope and sulk because they suck and I don't because I won and they didn't.
Buhahaha... I can smell victory already!
I zipped up the dress and looked at myself in the mirror, ignoring the disgusted looks the other girls
gave me and each other. I knew they were just trying to make me feel bad.
But I know I looked hot!
.... I better because they guy just came back and my five minutes are up.
Alright ladies! Please get into alphabetical order! When I give the signal, you will put on your best
smiles and walk down the aisle and then come back. He informed. Pfft, we're not idiots!... Well, I'm
not an idiot.
But I sure as hell am looking like once right now!
Damn.... clip... won't... STICK!
I growled and tried to put the clip on while the rest of the girls left. Before I knew it the room was
empty and the... girls... where... walking the stage already...
Oh shit.
I rolled my eyes, threw the clip on the ground, took my hair outta it's pony tail, shook my head crazily
and combed it with my fingers before I dashed out and stood in line.
... Yeah. You guessed right!
I looked like a witch who just got electrocuted by lightening.
Shiticles.
I took a deep breath and walked that damn long aisle and ignored the views I was getting from the
people below... now that I think of it... why is there so many people
Oh.

Shit.
I swear I froze for a moment before I went on autopilot. There were so many PEOPLE! Like, a stadium
full of Hyuuga's and some other people! And... OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN!
Neji... hehe was sitting all the way in front staring at me like I was the first women he had ever seen
in his whole entire stuck-up, rich-bitch life!
And every girls knows that that could mean one of three things:
One, he's in love with you. (HAHAHAAww I wish, dude. I'm done hiding I don't like him. I mean,
he is charming)
-bangs head on imaginary wall in mind and takes out chainsawTwo, he's going to lure you out of your room later at night and rape you in the a dark corner when no
ones looking. (.... WHOOOWait... SHIT!!)
And Three, he's holding in his laughter because you look so ridiculous that he could die of amusement
right about now. (Aww, hells and, no! Have you looked in the mirrorokay, maybe thats not the right
put-down for Neji..)
And a rough estimate was that he was doing Number 3 right about now.
I turned and walked back, my face steaming red as Neji tilted his head so he could see me go off back
inside the dressing rooms. How'd I know this? Because theres a mirror to my top right corner where, if
these girls are smart enough, they can the crowds reactions.
God... THEY HATE ME! SHITICLES!
I bet he did it so he could get a final glance at my UGLINESS!
When I finish this, he is so going to get a MEGA-WEDGIE with chocolate and extra CREAM! Ugh!
Courtesy of moi.
I hurried towards the bathroom and avoided the gazes those stupid brain-dead girls gave me. I sighed as
I leaned on the stupid, smallish sink. Ahh, crap. I think I fucked up when I accepted this challenge....
stupid Neji... HE CHEATED! I yelled at the mirror reflecting my horrible hair.
... He did? I gasped.
Oh shit.
I mean, I thought he, like, told you that when you accept this challenge you have to, like, win him! I
mean, did you see him out there?! I swear, my little cousin had a hard-on because of you! HEHE! A
girl chirped with her high pitched voice.

Oh my gosh.
.... Hey! You're that girl with the weird outfit and purple hair!
YUP! Long-ass pause. ... Wait! That was insulting! Hmph! She turned her head and crossed her
hands, pouting. I blinked.
Oh no...
She looked at me, her face strained and then did this:
KYAAA! KAWII NO DESU! She leaped on me and... stuck... my ... face into her... overgrown...
chest...
MPHH MMMHGH PPHH! Can't... breath.... boobs... too... THICK!!
AIRRR!!
KAWII! KAWII! NEJI-CHAN IS SOO LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A KAWII GIRLFRIEND! Oh my
fucking God... She stopped rubbing my face into her boobs and let me BREATH while she thought
about something that I didn't bother to check because my lungs were gasping for AIR!
Yes, this creature right here needs air as much as any other person...
But apparently this... thing that was latching onto me like aa leach didn't know that and let me go
without for TWO WHOLE MINUTES!
Gods. She's worse than Sakura and that's seriously... bad.
Well, at least she doesn't jump to conclusions.
.. Neji-chan is going MARRY YOU! KYAAA! Scratch that last part.
She squeezed me and I heard something crack then I felt something else crack and then I felt something
squish uncomfortably and if I get breast cancer 'cause of this SOMEONE'S GONNA GET THEIR
BALLS SMASHED INSIDE OUT!
And I'm not implying anyone! Except Neji... he might be a good candidate for that.
Wait... Oh no... the long-ass pause followed by the evil glint of the eye!
Oh shit.
LET ME PLAN YOUR WEDDING, TEN-NEE-CHAN! Ooo! This'll be soo fun! Yay! Yay! YAY!
NEJI-NII! I WANNA PLAN YOU WEDDINGGGG!! She took off running with me in her iron-grip.
Let me rephrase that:
... Oh shit squared.

I sighed and shook my arms out. Ouch. That girl has a grip on her! I looked at the rest of the
contestants. Okay... so, how do we get picked out again?
I blinked. Uhh, does anyone here... know who's out?
They stared. And one, short, pudgy girl said in a friendlily, voice, Oh! They're about to decide that
now, doll!
I smiled. Thank you.
Then something happened and I don't know what but her eyes turned dark and she spat. Fuck you
bitch. You're going down.
...Oh shit...
.... Right. I squeaked.
The pudgy girl smiled again all happy. Have a nice day now! And she skipped down passed me and
to the exit.
No one said a word.
Oh fuck that was scary.
And guess what? Everyone, including me, agreed to who ever had said that small, intelligent phrase.
Wow, lotta time skips, huh? Well, get used to it! This makes my appearances a lot less sloppy mind you
readers! Hmph! Oh... right... I'm not suppose to know about you til after the story.... wait.
Who the hell am I talking to?
Oh fuck, Sakura! I hate you...
Her stupidity is contagious after all.
Pfft, she better get to work on the Anti-Stupidity serum or it might become irreversible. Heh...
I felt someone poke me on the shoulder, and I saw a small girl looking at me with hate. We're gonna
pick out the losers now... and she left.
I barely caught what she said! She was speaking so low I thought I heard mumble out mmmfhshfhjs
bitchy weird haired girl...
But she probably did. Who knows? Only God. Which is luck on her side since I coulda' crammed her

face in with one swing...

I sighed and touched my aching feet. Ouch. They feel all fake and... achy now. This is why I don't wear
really high high heels. They literally murder your feet slowly and painfully.
Tenten...
... Look it's Neji!
... I mean, It's the Hyuuga. Ahem...
... N-Neji. I stammered. I stammered. I. Stammered. Why did I stammer? No. Not because his
hotness is still there. Or because he's smiling. Or because he's in a good mood for once. Or because he's
pushing me towards the wall and leaning down. Or because his leaning in a bit too close to my lips. Or
because there so close to touching.
Okay maybe because of all of those Because's up there.
And I would have enjoyed this if it wasn't for that one girl with purple hair was standing by the
threshold of my door with her mouth gaping like a fish and her eyes shiny.
And now Neji never made contact with my lips 'cause he was too busy staring at the girl with dull eyes.
... Katana.
... What the fuck? Who names a girl Katana?! Honestly! Hahaha!
NEJI-NII! O. M. F. G.! And then... she left running out of the room?
I stared at the stop she stood and drew in my brows. She's... got to be the most intricately wired woman
I have ever met.. not counting Sakura.
I felt Neji stand straight and look annoyed.
... You look mad.
I'm not.
I snorted. Sure.
He looked down at me and rolled his eyes. Why did you accept this stupid challenge?
Oh shit. Should I just lie...? Naw, that'll make things worse I think. S-So I'll just, err, oh crap. What do
I say!? BecauseI like you! I confessed and looked down, ready to face regret and humiliation
because I blurted out my deepest, darkest secret!
... Oh shit. I blurted out my deepest, darkest secret.
NOOOO! FUCKKK! WHYY ME?!

Tenten. He demanded, his face not amused.

.... He-He didn't take me seriously.
...
So, I-I tell my lie. Why? Because I don't want this to end up all sappy and I feel seriously disappointed
and a bit empty right now.
... I like challenges.
Thought so.
He didn't take me seriously.
But.. so what? I just confessed and he didn't take me for serious. HA! When he asks me again, and I say
'I already told you' then he'll be the one all confuzzled.
Yeah! ... He'll be the one all confused and-and sad!
I frowned. Yup, Now you know. So get out.
He blinked and raised a brow. Hmm?
If so, then why am I kicking him out?
I sighed frustratingly. Get. Out. I looked away. Now. I pushed him out to the door, still looking
down, and shut the door. So mad I could just about drown a kitty and laugh about it.
... Too violent. Maybe not, but I am pissed.
How come men are such idiots? I mean, I was completely serious when I told him that! How come
when you lie, they believe you, but when you don't, they don't believe you? I mean, it's not because
falsehood is more believable than the truth.
Because I know that! Though sometimes it happens..
I walked towards the vanity and glared. Then something popped into my head.
The Disqualification.
Oh shit.
MOVE IT!
MEOW
GIRL SCREAMING

BARK BARK
CRASH, CRASH
MANLY ROAR
.... Car Alarm?
I panted as I reached backstage. Okay! Now all I have to do is hear for
And those were the top 20! Please head back to your rooms now and we will start the next set of
competitions at exactly six am sharp! I hope you all could join us!
... me...
I dropped my head. Oohh, shit...
I watched as the girls smiled falsely, some truly, and walked back into the backstage, glaring daggers at
me while they walked by. I justed stared.
They glared hard and mean at me! Like I killed someone very important or something! So I just stared
until... the white blond chic named, Tiffany strut to me and flipped her blond hair in my face.
BITCH! IMA SMASH YOUR PRETTY FACE INTO OBLIVIAN
Nice try. She said in that overly sultry voice that actually sounded good... But not good enough. I
still came first. Like always.
I blinked. Eh? What was that Blondy?
Came... FIRST!?
She sent me a scathing look but answered. You came second in the Top 20 girls left in this
competition. I came first though. Which signifies that I will better be suited for Neji for my looks are
impeccable. She flipped her hair again and smirked, resting her hand on her hips which held an hourglass shape...
Bitchy, anorexic hoe...
I narrowed my eyes. Oh really? I know why you came first... Totally...
She stuck her hip out and raised her brows. Oh?
Yeah... I nodded my head. First. You're blond. Blonds are pretty. She smiled. Hehe... idiot.
Second. You dress like a slut. Of course you're gonna come first! The guys that voted for you might
get laid since they thought that if they voted for you, you might just open your legs for them! She let
her mouth fall melodramatically. And third. You have big silicon-filled boobs in which attract
attention. While these babies. I squeezed my boobs together are real and genuine! I grinned and

walked off, tapping her shoulder as she tried to claw at my hand.

.... Oh shit. Those things are big. Those nails resemble cat claws, fudge.
Yeesh! Temper, temper!
She sneered and her icy blue eyes were blazing with fury. Get back here you disgraceful slut! She...
snapped in English?
.... I failed English so I have no clue what she said. But I understood some words. She called me a slut!
Pfft, she should look in the mirror.
Me no speak Americano! I laughed and skipped away. Watching her pant in anger and slap the tray of
drinks from the bus boy walking passed her to deliver them to the fellow Hyuuga elders outside.
He fell if your wondering. And got soaked with wine and liquor.
Then I stopped and sighed. So, I won. In second place. Second. The last time I came in second... well,
the girl got her face crumpled into something indescribable.
I'm a sore loser. Bite me.
I sighed and then turned to go back into my small-ish dressing room so I can sulk and there she was.
That one girl with purple streaked hair. K-Katana. No, I did not laugh when I said her name.
She grinned, her teeth super white like a Hyuuga's teeth are suppose to be. Tenten right?! She asked
loudly.
I nodded slowly.
She squealed and jumped and twirled and squealed again then stopped and grinned sheepishly when I
was backed up against the wall with my 'NO-SAKURA'S-ON-CRACK' expression.
Kay! My names Katana Hyuuga and I'm going to be your new sister-in-law! Isn't this greaticles?! (1)
HAHAH! She twirled and ran towards me. LETS GO SPREAD THE NEWS!
..... Oh shit.
.:Sakura's POV:.
I hummed to myself as I drank down my mug of coffee. Ahhh, there's just nothing like a good cup of
coffee in the middle of the night.
Yup, yup, yup!
... What you ask? What the hell am I doing at the Uchiha Corps at... wait, lemme check... one am in the
morning?

Well... it's a little thing called:

SKULKING!
Yeah, Google that shit it's an actual word you dumbI mean, I'm drinking coffee andand it's hot and
it's real bitter and there's no sugar in the box thingy.
Blank Stare.
.... Oh God. I'm talking to myself again! NUUU! INNER SAKURA! I need you're wise advice once
more for I have sinnedwait, wait... that's wrong situation. Sorry.
I mean, I need your... adviceonce more... 'cause I am stupid and I am in need of... advice! Yeah!
There.
................... Dude, I think I, like, totally killed my Inner with my stupidity.
Wait...wait! Yeah, I don't hear a pulse.
... All well! At least I shan't ever hear her annoying voice again!
Teehee!
Change of topic: I swear, one day... one day! I'm going to create a vaccine against Stupidity! Everyone
laughed when I first mentioned it when I was in the Tenth Grade but when I succeed... oh yes... when I
succeed... I will and when I do...
There will be blood!
Buahaha!
Sakura, what are you doing here all alone at two am in the morning smiling like an idiot? Aren't you
suppose to be at home? Sleeping? Like a normal person would be..?
...
Damn. Sasuke totally killed meh BUZZ!
...Maybe, what's it to you? I asked with narrowed eyes.
And you wanna know what he did?! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID?!
... He laughed.
Yes. Even Uchiha Sasuke is capable of laughing. Since he did the impossible... -cough- that stupidity
vaccine doesn't sound so impossible and stupid now, now does it?
HAHA!

... Hehe, I sound like that dude from the Simpson's. Hehe... HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! ... Okay,
now this is seriously stupid.
Now, what are you doing here at... I checked my watch. Too dark to see it. Check the wall. No clock.
I stood up and grabbed Sasuke's hand. No watch. I stuffed my hand into his pocket, took out his
HOLY CRAP! BLACKBERRY LIMITED EDITION! KYAAAand checked the time. two am in the
morning?! Oh crap, it's late!
... No shit, sherlock.
Cork it, Sauce.
He shrugged and led me to his office, where he started to turn on his computer while I looked at all the
gay-ish art he had hung up. Jeez, this guy has no taste whatsoever!
Hey, Sauce! Who put these pictures up? I asked, pointing at them with my...pointing finger called an
index finger. Yeah...
He didn't look away from his computer. Rude! Karin.
No wonder! She's got no taste! I yapped. Sasuke looked up and to the pictures with dull eyes. I
mean, who the hell in the history of... colors said that orange looked good with purple splatted all over
the place?! And, what the hell is that suppose to be? I screeched, pointing at the picture above his
head. A naked lady!?
Sasuke looked up and scoffed, No, they're lines.
...
... It looks like a naked lady to me.
Lines.
Naked lady.
Lines
Naked Lady.
Lines
NAKED LADY!!
Lines.
Oh crap. You can't beat bold except with italics and I still don't know how to do that... hehe.
So I did the only thing that we woman know how to do best! And if any guys are reading this (probably

not. Boo-hoo!) this is a secret make-you-succumb-to-us technique only the skilled will use! And when
you see this coming! Watch out for the either, sticking our foot out, looking hurt or the dark, mean
glare.
(2) We do not mean it, by the way. It's like... we're Ninja Brain Monkeys, okay? We grab our little
shurikens and kantana's and then invade your brain. Making you go crazy with One. Little. PHRASE.
I know, awesomeness, huh?
Stare and be amazed by our intellect to make you guys feel like you've gone insane with questions and
be astonished by how many friggin times you guys fall for it in your lifetime! HAHA!
I pouted and turned around, staring at the wall while Sasuke stared confusingly at my silent treatment.
Yup, I am giving him the silent treatment: Uchiha-style. I kept quiet and didn't move and inch!
God. So... hard... must... create.. some sort of havoc!
Fine. Karin is right.
And now, watch the magic.
Stage 1, Scoffing and overall ridiculousness of what I said.
.: Sasuke's POV:.
Karin is right? Pfft, how can she be right? I looked at the pictures hung all over the all and thought
about where she was at the moment. Right. She's with the blond Sabaku in Suna probably tanning for
our wedding or something...
Not that it's going to happen.
But, how can Sakura just say that? It's absurd!
Very, very absurd... yes. Karin is right... pfft.
SheShe's not right. Right? Karin? Right? Ha! That actually made me laugh a little inside while I
puked a little outside.
Stage 2, Anxiousness.
Heh... Right? Right?! Oh shit... does she mean that I think Karin is actually right?! No, Sakura has
more common sense than that! Of course she does! She might act a bit disturbed and impaired but she
is actually very intelligent.
Too intelligent.

But, does she really think that I think that Karin is right about the drawings I had to post on the walls?
Maybe I should have just left them blank.... but...
Crap.
She's mad at me, I knew it! I knew it! She's mad and now she won't talk to me... I heard Buns mention
that when she gave someone the silent treatment it lasted for weeks and maybe even months!
Crap.. crap...
Oh God... what if it's about everything else too? Is that why she won't talk me anymore? Wait, wait.
She's been talking to me! That can't be it...
Then what is it?!
What is it?! Karin is right?! How can she be right... no, no. Wait, I can not believe it. I'm confusing
myself! This is not possible. I betshe's just playing with me.
But if she's not then....
Stage 3, Simple, Illogical Conclusion
What if she's not? And if she's not playing with me then she'll never talk to me again! Oh shit... then the
proposal will be screwed up!
Thisthis isn't like me! Why am I obsessing over a small little phrase she said? It's illogical! Hmph, I
bet she's just being a bitch again. Buns mentioned that also.
Then again, Buns might be lying to me too! Because she's known to do such things in order to mess
with me! But... I will not fall for it.
Yes. This is allshe is messing with my head! That's it! Messing with my head and shebut she's not
capable of doing that.
She can't be that smart. No. No, no, no.
Then what is it?
Goddammit, this is driving me insane.
Karin is right... pfft. But.... what if she is right? Is that what she's trying to tell me? That's she's right?
Am I just overreacting?
Yes.. yes, I'm just overreacting.
Karin is right!

That's it.
Done.
Final Stage, Breaking Point.
My Favorite of all!
....
....
....
....
SAKURA! I leaped up from my chair and watched her turn and stretch a feline-grin on her flawless
lips. She knew... she knew.
No. She's just smiling! She always does that... oh crap. I'm screwed.
And confused... FUCK! SAKURA!
I ran to her and slammed her back onto the wall and she grinned even wider. Why. Is. She. Grinning?!
Can she not see that I am trying to register a very important thing here?
Karin is right... but she's not because she's slutty whore with no life and only using me to pay off her
family's debt but Sakura said she's right even though she's not but she said that Karin was right when
she's obviously not and if she said that Karin was right then that means that they're at some sort of truce
right?! But no. Sakura wouldn't like her even if God offered her another 50 years to live but she said
she's right/
GODDAMMIT SAKURA! I tightened my grip. Why... Why is Karin right!? She's not right because
you hate her but you still said she's right but she's not and if she's not then why did you say she's right
when she's obviously not but you still said she's right, and that would mean that you have formed a
truce with her but that's not possible butbut--ARGH! DAMMIT! I let my head drop on her shoulder.
Fried.
I think I just about incinerated a few hundred neurones in this ten minute time lapse.
Exactly.
I felt my face fall into something akin to incredulous.

What?
She blinked and smiled cheekily. She looked cute. Too cute. And this is not the time for these
inappropriate thoughts for I am trying to comprehend her abstract logic.
What?
What...?
What?
Uhh...?
Huh?
Sakura.
The ceiling.
-.:Tenten's POV:.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
I shut my eyes tightly at the array of lights that flashed from the stage when this stupid girl pushed me
onto. I blinked. Oh crap. The Hyuuga's and friends again. I coughed nervously while the girl next to me
grinned ecstatically.
HI HI! MY NAMES KANATA AND I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY! She
sang and squished me into her boobs again. I swear, I heard of the guys in the crowd whimper when I
tried speaking making it look like I was... uhh, yeah. You have an imagination right? Well, I assume.
She took a breath.
Oh God.

I could see it now.

It's in her eyes! NOOO!
TENTEN'S GOING TOMMPHH!
And I made the biggest mistake of my life there while I tried to cover up the biggest misconceptions of
my life.
I kissed her.
And it wasn't pleasant either.
-Chapter 27
Battling It Out The Hard Way
I walked into the back of the stage and dropped my head into my hands. I peeked out of the cracks of
my fingers to see Katana stare at the wall blankly.
... Very blankly before something snapped, which scared the blood outta me, and her eyes glowed.
T-Ten...Ten-onee-chan... She whispered over dramatically. Very over dramatically. You... You kissed
me. Me. You... you robbed me of my first kiss.
...
Click
... EH!?
What!? I screeched, grabbing her by the shoulders to see her mushy gaze. Ick! I did what?! How
How is that even possible?! Oh... how is that even possible?! Didn't you? I groaned.
Crud, this is very bad.
.. WHY THE HELL IS A HYUUGA STILL A KISS-VIRGIN?!
She's got a body to die for, a steady boyfriend, and she looks experienced! If she means I stole her first
kiss because she's never... kissed a girl before than that makes two of us!
Smiling cutely, she responded. Well... you kissed me! That's how it's possible!
But I didn't mean it!
Her eyes turned quizzical. You... you don't like me anymore? Is that it...?

... Wait, what?

Eh!? What are you talking about?! The only reason I kissed you was to shut you up before your ruined
my whole working career or worse!
Katana sighed in relief. Oh, good, 'cause I don't swing to that side of the swing set, doll! She giggled.
But seriously, I wasn't gonna ruin your career! Psha, don't, like, assume things!
I blinked. ... Eh?
Katana wove an arm around my neck and snapped her fingers coolly. I was just going to say that you
were going to become part of the Hyuuga Family Syndicate! Which is a cool online RSVP game
created by my own daddy to entertain me! YAYYYY!
... A... An online... game?
WHAT!?
Katana cringed back, Whaaat? I'm telling the truth! She whined. I was gonna have you married to
Neji-nii-chan over it! She turned smug, 'Sides, he'd never know! He hates that game with a passion
because we made him act all Romeo on it, teehee! He says the most corniest things and it P.Oed him so
bad he burned about 10 copies of the game. She sniffed.
I banged my head on the wall. Why, oh, why good Lord in Heaven would you thrust such a difficult
life upon me?!
Katana popped up besides me, Maybe 'cause a dramatic life is better than a bland life?
Ugh! Point out the obvious why don't you!
.:Sakura's POV:.
I stood by a fountain in downtown, right next to a cafe. Alright-y! So, considering the last time I asked
Sasuke out on a date... which was when Neji and Tenten got kicked (hehehe) out of the restaurant...
then I asked him out... and now here I am! Standing by the fountain, half an hour too early!
Gah, how embarrassing.
I sighed and plopped down. I'm sad. I'ma straight out tell ya. Tenten hasn't been back in, like... over 2
days! She's filled me in that she got second place in the Beauty competition. Pfft, I don't know how she
got second place! Tenten's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!
... She just, you know, doesn't know how to dress herself. Ahem.
Grr, stupid... shirt! I grabbed my shirt and stretched it before crossing my arms and grunting. What? I
threw a tantrum, and...?

Bzzz Bzzz
... Oh Gods... my boob is vibrating.
THE WORLD MAKES SENSE NOWWW!
...
I slapped my hand over my chest before laughing at myself. Silly me! That's my cell phone! Duh. I
opened it without looking at the number.
Hello! Sakura Haruno speak
Sakura! It's me, Sai. Listen... I need... yourhelp. And... I also have somethingvery important and
pleasing to tell you.
... Sai... need my help!? What the hell?! How could this happen?! GAHHH! THE WORLD IS BEING
TORN APART BY A MAD SCIENTISTS INVETION!
No. The world isn't being torn apart by a mad scientist's invention, now, listen to me and listen well
because I will only repeat this once.
Party pooper. ...I'm listening. I put on my thinking face. I saw an old woman nearby furrow her
brows and whisper something to heraww, that bitch. You know what she said? I hope she doesn't
hurt herself.
BITCHY OLD HAG! She shouldn't be talking! Bet when she has sex with her husband, it's like seeing
whales migrate and hunt.
BORING and overall sick.
I think that I might be... crap, I think that I might be liking Ino-san a bit too much for my liking. I
froze. I just don't think that... that Shikamaru person is fit for her. All her does is hurt her! He might
be very intelligent but for a genius he lacks common sense! You're suppose to treat a woman with
respect and... and not hurt her everytime you see your EX around the corner... and pay attention to her
when she's speaking, and when she's upset you comfort her....
I slipped a hand over my mouth. S-Sai... That wasyou just grasped the concept of being a man! I
sniffed. I'm so proud of you, son!
... Yes, I don't care. ... MEAN! Now, part two of this phone call. Karin has been... a bit quite lately
and she looks troubled. Now don't get mad, but I think somethings up. She hasn't talked about Sasuke
ever since she came to the Spa and she's been a bit too chatty with my co-worker Suigetsu...
I blinked. Wait... Sai, what the hell are you doing in Suna?!
... Idiot, I live here!
Oh, right.

I chewed on my lip. Okay... now that I got that outta my systemOh! That's a song's name by
Ugly!
I pouted. Finee... and who you calling ugly, you fag?!
That's just it! I don't think that I am... gay anymore.
Click.
I leaped to my feet. OH MY FUCKING GOD! SAI DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH... WITH INO
YAMANAKA!!?
Crowds halt.
People stare.
And stare...
And stare...
Andright...
... No, Ugly, I started to have feelings for a turtle.
My ears perked. Really?
NO! I have to go now, my shift is up. Now, go talk to Karin and settle this absurd bitterness amongst
you both! I'm getting tired of holding you back...
I huffed. No! She's a bitch and wants to take away my man!
I heard him sigh.... hehe, Sai sighed. HAHAH! Sakura, she thinks the same of you because of Sasuke.
Sasuke this, and Sasuke that. I think you both would make very good friends and did you not hear me
tell you about Suigetsu?... Right. You're practically flaunting your suspected ADHD.
... What is that suppose to mean?
Talk to Karin. She'll be back in town today at 5 today. I have to go, Ino's calling me...
Oh, alright butWAIT! INO?!
Click.
... He did not just click on me!
I held the phone in front of my and shook it angrily. How dare you click on me! Gahh!

And it was then I noticed a pair of finely crafted legs and something else that could be considered fine
if it wasn't covered up by pants and boxers... assuming his a boxer person. Ahem.
I looked up.
Crud.
Sasuke-kun?
He looked a bit upset of me ignoring me, probably, but he smiled faintly. Sakura? Who were you
speaking too...?
I quirked a brow. Ehh.. Sai?
Sakura, I have to tell you something important, so please, let's go inside the Cafe now. And he looked
very serious with a hint of nervousness.
Uwaaa! My day is just filled with awesome surprises, huh?!
.:Tenten's POV:.
I twisted my fingers around my shirt nervously. I hated this part! The Educational Part of the this stupid
competition! I mean, sure I'm smart.
But I don't do well under pressure!!
Alright... okay, no time to panic. I need to try and do my best! Yeah!.... Gods, that sounded so gay and
enthusiastic. Who am I kidding? I'm in for the count...
Alright! Take your positions behind the booth who has your name on it! A bulky man instructed. I
stood behind the booth with my name just in time to groan. I was the one facing the crowd. Great. Now
everyone can see my bulging stomach... haha.
Alright then! I jumped. Oh Gods. The exaggerating announcing voice. I can feel my face pale
already. Thank you all or coming to see these lovely ladies compete for the ultimate prize! He
pointed at Neji, who sunk into his seat. NEJI HYUUGA! Give him a round of applause!
And everyone claps while Neji's pride slowly gets stabbed and incinerated.
Teehee... it's funny to watch his horrified face go white... whiter than it's suppose to be anyways.
Yes, I can tell. Gosh, I've stared at him long enough to notice the changes in tone. Hehehe. Gahh, so
boring, and there are only, like, 6 to 8 girls left here! How boring! None of them look like the type to
beat someone up!
... Lies, I know. But it's interesting to think these things... hehehe.

I'm bored.
.... Now! Tenten Takara! We shall start with a basic knowledge question! ... What the hell? NO!
How many states does the United States have?
... Uh, 50.
CORRECT!
Wince.
Next question! Which are the three primary colors of light?
... Um, Red, blue and green. Don't.. make... it... sound.. like... question!
COR-ECT!
Twitch.
Next and final question! What is the chemical equation... for WATER!
... What the fuck? That was a stupid question dumbshi -sensation of evil glare- H two O...
... CORRECT! He forced on a smile before screaming, And, you solved all of the questions
correctly! Now, back to Tiffany...
Fuck. That was close! Those questions were stupidly easy! And... who the hell was glaring at me!? That
fucker...
I turned to see who's looking at me... wrong. A lot of people were but Neji looked guarded. So, he was
the guy glaring at me. I scrunched my nose, stuck my tongue out faintly and looked away, huffing.
Now I can feel him laughing at me.
GAH!
... WRONG...
Neji needs to get jumped, I swear! He's way to cocky for his own good and, he lied to me! No, he
CHEATE AND TOLD ME I WOULD WIN A HOUSE!
... WRONG, SORRY...
I WANNA CONDO DAMMIT!
Next question...
With a jacuzzi and a freaking huge backyard where I can ride a horse in and do my daily jogs! And it

has to have a forest right next to it! 'Cause I read Twilight and it would look so damn cool when I get
lost and I worry Neji! Ha! Ehh, not saying that I'll win of course.
Cough.
Right then! Tenten Takara! You're questions will be a tad more difficult! Hereee, they are! He
screamed into the mic which woke me up from my fantasizing.
Right then! You must answer these questions in a time lapse of 30 seconds to get credit! There are
three, slightly difficult true or false questions which you will answer the best you can! You ready!?
I smirked. Bring it.
Alright then! Here.. we.. GOO!
Growl.
Two ducks and two dogs have a total of fourteen legs! True or false?!
False.
A pie can be cut into more than seven pieces by making only four diameter cuts through the center!
... How the hell are these slightly difficult?!
Hurry, you're time is running out! He ignored my question. Useless twat.
It's true, duh!
You are on a role! Hurry! Only ten seconds left! Two of the following numbers add up to thirteen!
True or false!? One, six, three, five and eleven!
How are these easy! You brainless twat! You and the director should go to hell! These aren't slightly
difficult for some of us here! God! And why math?! You want to damn me?!
... He looked weirded out.
5
4
3
2
.. Oh, right, the answer. It's false. I grinned and enjoyed the audiences muffled laughs. Ahh, the sound
of idiots.

Refreshing.
I put my hand over my mouth to cover a cough.
The man grinned but I saw the hate in his eyes. HAHA! CORRECT! Now then! You and Tiffany seem
to be the only ones who succeed through the second round! Person who gets the most questions right,
wins this section!
I blinked, Ohh, wow. Blondy actually got something inside that head of hers?
Tiffany glared. Oh, why are you so surprised? You're the brainless woman.
I snorted. Nice comeback. You see the kids in the back? Even their laughing at how stupid it was and
they're only FIVE! I grinned sharply at her narrowed eyes.
God! Don't you have anything else to do than pick a fight with someone?!
I scoffed. Woman! Might I remind you what you did to that poor bus boy?! He was just passing by
and you just had to slap him with those massive claws of yours! RAWR! I said with a lash of my
hands. I heard the crowd laugh. Perfecto!
She grit her teeth visibly. You liar! You aggravated me!
I rolled my eyes and set my hands on my hips. Review the tapes! You almost ripped my shirt off with
those cat-claws of yours! Gods, control your temper, you might just castrate Neji when he's not looking
and that's my life's achievement! I growled while tapping my finger sharply on the top of my booth.
Tiffany gasped and looked at the crowed as if trying to make them see the mistake I did. I simply
cocked a brow. What? It's true! He's too cocky and he's too arrogant for his own good and he needs
someone to put him into place before his ego inflates to the point where it consumes the world and we
all die!
I made exaggerated hand movements to prove my point. Imagine them. All wild and loony.. hehe.
The man holding the mic seemed to smirk. And what else do you think is wrong with him?
Well! Everyones human! Everyone has their errors, some more than others! Like his, he's a pervert
who's gone out of his smallish closet, who overworks himself and has a tendency to overuse smirking
and he drinks way to much coffee! That affects his deduction skills and focus by over twenty percent at
the rate he's going! Plus, he's not getting enough sleep! Because coffee keeps him awake and if he
doesn't get enough sleep he is grouchy and mean and snappy the next day! Not to mention he gets all
emo on me for no apparent reason!
He read something off a card. ... And, what would you do to fix those... errors?
I blinked and ignored Tiffany's attempts at trying to say something by interrupting, hehe. Well, first
off! Instead of having him drink coffee, he's going on herbal tea whether he likes it or not! I paused.
Or just decaf to not be difficult. Second, I am going to organize a freaking schedule for him because
obviously he can't figure to make one on his own so he could manage his work and, for once, turn it in

on time and not five minutes later! Yes, I am a perfectionist and as a perfectionist everything has to be
right and on time, dammit! Third, if he doesn't lower that huge ego of his and starts to respect me, I will
shackle him and bring in the whip because the only way to make a Hyuuga swallow his pride is to put
him in a life or death situation, I now know... I took a breath. ... Or just humiliate him, but that makes
them take revenge and a Hyuuga's wrath is worse than me on my rag, I should know, yeah. I nodded
and smiled, taking a huge swallow of air.
Tiffany stared jaw-slacked.
The man at the microphone bit down a grin. And, to what you said, how would you treat him?
I raised a brow and tried not to cough. Ahh, this got awkward really fast... Rephrase it...?
He smiled. Great. He doesn't hate me anymore. Fabulous. I mean, if you were tobecome his wife,
let's say, how would you treat to hisneeds?
I stared for a few seconds before taking a breath, twisting my lip so it's forming a sorta laugh-smile and
swashing my hands around. By 'needs' do you mean...?
He blinked before it registered. Ahh, yes that too.
I grinned and slammed my fists onto the table. DAMN WELL! I then coughed and said all coolly,
pointing at him lazily. But, that's just assuming, right?
He just grinned and turned to Tiffany, asking the same questions, getting over-sincere answers. I swear,
they sound so... typical. She's a home-wrecker, but she just won't admit! There, I said it.
Probably nice for a good fuck before she turns into a useless bitch.
Tiffany snapped her head to me and stuck her chin up with her brows raised and her full lips stretching
back into a snarl.
Ahh.. crap.
It's... soo.. silent! It got all dead like some Mob Boss came in here abruptly! And who knows! Maybe
one did...
I did a once over discreetly.
Nope... no Mob Boss. Damn...
I glanced down out of curiosity.
... Oh.
Wait...! Oh!... OH! Theres a MIC HERE! I yelled and pointed at it obviously. I tapped the top,
hearing my taps resound through the enormous room. Well... this got awkward very quickly. I
coughed a few times and smiled sheepishly. Was I voicing my thoughts again...? My bad! Pay no heed
to me and keep listening to Tiffany's oh too-typical responses while I inwardly laugh because she is a

home-wrecker and I am a bitch.

... Better than being a home-wrecker though.
Insert Public Laughs Here
It seems Tiffany had enough because she barked. You know what?! You have me up to here! God! Just
shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I swear, why don't you just fall into a ditch and die?! Neji doesn't want you,
he wants me!
Now it got deathly quiet. Really deathly quiet.
I coughed. Crap, I must be getting sick now. And... how do you know that?
She slit her eyes. Know. What?
I leaned on the table in front of me and asked again, How do you know he wants you? I mean, I can't
be sure. So... did he tell you...? Or...?
She flipped her hair over her shoulder. Psha, it ain't that shiny. I know because, I know. Who does not
want me?
I don't. I muttered before coughing again. I sniffed and grimaced. See? Now look what you did! I
coughed again, this time covering my mouth with my shirt. My cheeks felt like they were heating up,
and not from blushing either. Your stupidity caused me to get sick! Nice going blondy! Why don't you
stick a mirror in the bottom of a pool and dive down so you could drown?! This time, my throat stung
and I coughed for a long amount of time, sniffing at the end and having the urge to go into another
coughing fit.
I heard someone shift from the crowd, but I didn't turn because Tiffany was talking again and being all
conceded...
... Plus, you are too... Oh, manly! I froze.Look at how you dress! Ugh! How horrendous! Black is
such a negative color and, how do you do your hair! Urgghh! It's just.. it's just all over the place! Don't
you at all comb it at all?! And your make up! All wrong! All wrong! All black andand it just makes
you look years older! I don't know how you could possibly
I rose a hand. Hold up, girl, don't trip! My make up is fine. It makes me look dark and it makes me
less susceptible to fights because everyone's too scared to tell me off. It benefits me. Black? Well, of
course it's dark sweetie, it's BLACK. It's a deep in tone color, dumbshit! I don't care! It's your way of
how you interpret it because it's cold here and black absorbs heat so it keeps me warmer! And, my hair?
It's fluffy because thats how the stupid bitches in the room fixed it! I fix it everyday for your
information, ask Sakura-chan and everyone else I know! Plus, black is a very soothing color for your
information and if you can't accept it thenhey! I'm not done yet!! I screamed, covering my lips with
my mouth as Neji removed me from the stage quietly.
I noticed how many Hyuuga's leaned to each other and whispered something.
... Weird how they did it all at the same time.

Reminds me of the Simpson's somehow...

He pushed me to the back, while I pointed and yelled. Look in the mirror, Tiff! You dress like a whore,
act like a whore and are a whore so you shouldn't be talkin'! And... thats all I managed before I got
dragged into the room and broke into a coughing fit.
I let him walk me to one of the three couches so I could sit and keep on coughing. I sniffed and kept on
coughing. Gods, I hate coughing fits! You can't talk 'cause you'll cough, you laugh and it's like a
strangled dogs cry! You suck in a breath and you feel like letting out a strangled dogs cry.
Gah!
Something got pushed into my hands and I looked down enough to seeEWW! PURPLE GOO!
YUCK! I pushed it away. I'd rather.... cough... than drink.... that...! I said between coughs.
Ow, now my throats starting to hurt!
It was quiet except for my petty imitation of a tortured dog.
I heard him sigh. Tenten... look up.
Like an idiot I did what he said without asking. Yeah... his lips crashed into mine and something icky
and slimy and sour slipped into my mouth. It took me a few seconds to notice he drank down the gross
medicine to give it me... by mouth. And now I am sticking my head into my arms and coughing forever
before groaning as the medicine's aftertaste stayed.
I-I hate you... eww... I grumbled. This.. tastes nasty! How you could dunk it into you mouth?! ICK!
I kept whining into my arm, trying and failing to hide my blush. Gods. He just had to do it that way,
huh?!
But... can't admit I wouldn't have it any other way. Yuck, too corny.
I heard him snicker and then I felt a blanket get thrown over me. I slipped it over my head, thanks.
Hey.. I wasn't done talking shit to that blond! She really needs to get slapped...
I couldn't help but to gulp when he leaned down to hug me. Yes. He hugged me. YES!! YAY!I, uhh,
God, so corny! No, because then you'll get disqualified and Tiffany, since she has the highest score
besides you, will win.
I sniffed. That's the only reason why don't want to drop out. I want to rub it in her face that I won, I
could always give you away later.
I heard him scoff. Once you win, I'm stuck with you.
I couldn't help but to grin. I'm sticking you inside a glass case! Trophy husband, nice.
Anything for you my, darling.

.... CRAP! HE'S BEEN READING TWILIGHT! ... And it's making my blood vessels in my cheeks
expand.
I growled. Stop acting like Edward, 'cause you're not.
He snorted. I might as well be. You're Bella with a bit more bite.
I rolled my eyes. Hah! Very funny! Bite!
At least you got the joke.
Hn! I coughed lightly this time. Well... it didn't hurt to breath now at least. We stayed like that for a
while. He wouldn't let go of me and I didn't object so everything was happy.
Til he brought the question in the unwritten book of questions you're not suppose to ask.
... I have a question.
I furrowed my brows. Uh oh. Somethings going to give I just know it...What is it?
He leaned close to me and said in a voice just above a whisper. Did you mean it when you said you
liked me...?
...OH! OH, NOW HE BRINGS IT UP!
After 3 fucking hours. GOD MEN ARE DENSE!
I tried my best to snort. Ick, it came out all wrong. No.
He was cut off by the door slamming open. I raised my head in time to see Katana pointing and
squealing and taking out her phone to... snap a picture?
NO! No, no photo's! I swished my hand around. Wow. That didn't stop her at all from taking another
photo, and Neji didn't even move.
Now she got all panicky. She started to jump and point and and repeat the same process several times
til she groaned loudly and took a deep breath.
Just spit it out woman!
You! Gah! Sakura Haruno andand Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Sasuke Uchiha!
GAAHH! Important!
I moved up and paid no attention when I sat on Neji's lap. Comfy... ehh, right! Sakura! What about
her?! What's wrong with Sakura?
She's! She'sGAHH! SAKURA AND KARIN ARE HAVING A SHOWDOWN!!
At that I felt my anger spark. What?

Yeah! They'rethey're going to fight and thenthen someone's going to get really hurt! Tenten, go
help her! Katana cried desperately.
I scowled. Help I was! Okay! I'll be there!
She left running and I went to my stuff and started to pack. Luckily, my bag hadn't even been hardly
open. I felt a hand grab onto my wrist and I looked up to see Neji. Don't go.
I drew my brows in. Whatwhat do you mean, don't go? I have to go! It's Sakura out there! She's
never been in a fight that serious, she might get seriously injured! I have to go!
He took a deep breath. Justdon't go. If you do, you'll be disqualified.
I halted. Crap, I would. I shook my head and ran my hand under my nose. No! I have to go! I'll be
back before tomorrows final round, I promise!
There is no final round.
I looked up and shook my head again. What did he mean? What...?
You finished the final round today, there was going to be more, but the Hyuuga elders agreed it was
between you and Tiffany. Also, most of the woman didn't know the basic knowledge questions and I
arranged it so if you got one wrong, you would be out. You and Tiffany were the only one's who got
them right. Thus, when you moved onto the topic about my ego, the ---- moved onto tomorrows
questions and you both finished them with fantastic responses. His eyes looked troubled.
But... I... Sakura! Ugh...
But.. I have to go see Sakura! I told him firmly.
Neji squeezed my wrist and brought me up and into his arms. I just froze. Confused. What was I
suppose to do?! Stay here with him until they announce the winner or go to my best friend Sakura...
and help her... like she asked for... but, Neji!
I suddenly got an off sense of dejavu...
You promise? Sakura grabbed my hand and looked me in the eye seriously. Right before we left to go
to our new bosses office. Right before we started bickering like little girls. Before everything. All the
drama, all the moments, all the confusion.
Of course, Sakura. I promise with my life. I smiled at her.
She didn't smile back. You won't let anyone get in-between our friendship? No one. Not some other
girl, or even guy. Especially not a guy.
I rolled my eyes. Do I look like the type? Honestly?
She smiled this time. Yeah... yeah you don't! Butyou'll never know right?

I snorted and ruffled her hair. Yeah, right, you little freak! Come on, we're gonna be late! I laughed
as she growled and leaped atop of me playfully.
WHAA! TENTEN!
I bit my lip. What was I suppose to do!? I don't want to be disqualified but... but...
Promise..?
I shook my head and grabbed my stuff, wrenching my hand out of his grip. I'm sorry! I am so sorry! I
promise, I'll be back before they announce the winner! I promise! I repeated, looking straight into his
eyes.
He didn't reach out to grab me again. ... It's tomorrow at ten am.
I nodded. I promise.
.. I believe you.
But the worst thing was, he didn't, and I still walked out that door.
-Chapter 28
UCHIHA With An ! At The End
So, what's up Sasuke-kun? I asked as casually as I could. What? You try to talk when a God is staring
at you intently!
I... have to ask you something. I rose a brow. He always has to ask me something. And it is very
important and I would be pleased if you
BZZZ
BZZZ
BZZZ
I stared at the phone ringing on the table, looked up from my lashes and smiled cheekily. He glared at
the thing and I cowered against the evil aura surrounding him.
I answered. H-Hello?
.... Haruno. I gulped. I recognized that voice. It was Karin. The... The next Uchiha. Humph...
Err, Ka I looked at Sasuke's impatient face. Rightt. How did you get my number?

I have connections, now get over here this instant!

Whoa, mommy flashback from when I was little.
But... But I
Now dammit! Do you think I have time for your silly excuses? Get over here right now. I bit my lip
and glanced at Sasuke, who was twirling the spoon used to mix his tea blankly. He caught my stare and
rose a brow.
Wow... if there was a light shining from the window besides then I would have so eaten him alive.
... Erm, no. I am not turned on by his awesomeness if that's what you're thinkin'... nope.
I stood. Uhh, Sauce? I have to go now, I got an important phone call and I have togo?
He looked even angrier now. Do you have to attend it?
Well.. uhh..
YES! I jumped and dropped the phone on the table. We stared it before I picked up and smiled
sheepishly.
Err, what the person on the other line said. I grabbed my coat and bowed repeatedly. I swear, I am
so sorry but I really... have to... I ran down the small passage way and out the cafe's door.
SORRY!
I saw Sasuke sigh and slap a hand over his face in what seemed to me like... I don't know, it could be
compared to regret and thoughtfulness.
Meh, emo-boy's having a breakdown.
I made my way to the Uchiha household... but first, just in case Tenten...
-.:Tenten's POV:.
I ran up the house stairs and panted. Alright! I got a ride from a Hyuuga Elder who liked my Comedy
Act and he took me to my house where Sakura and Karin were apparently meeting. Thank God that
old Hyuuga was half deaf or he would have heard my muttering about his big, nasty, icky mole
AHEM.
I want a smoothie, I did not just rip off a Hyuuga Elder; nope.
I rushed to the door, threw it open... err, stuck the key in and then threw it open and screeched.
SAKURA! DON'T DO IT!

.....
I twitched and looked around the house me and Sakura share. Empty except for a little piece of paper
on the coffee table. I snatched it and read it as quick as I can.
... Is a that an O? Or a ... Oh.
...
SAKURA!! You idiot! I threw the paper on the floor and ran out the door again.
That stupid girl! Making me go all the way back into my car and making me go to Sasuke's damn bigass, defies-The-Laws-Of-Physics mansion!
I stopped. Wait, I don't have a car. Sakura took hers and mine is out of gasoline.
...
DAMN IT ALL! Stupid luck left me like a bastard! I ran down the block until I reached the main
street and made my way to downtown, which thankfully was only a couple of blocks down. Alright,
alright! All I have to do is get a freaking taxi cab
ZROOM
... And one just pass by me.
I panted, my hands on my waist as I waited for another
ZROOM
One.
Okay this is messed up. All the cabs that have passed me were empty and didn't even look at me! Gah, I
thought I was prettywhats up with this?
OH! I SEE ONE! YELLOW! ITS LIKE HAVING A TARGET ON YOUR BACK!
I waved, Hey! Wai
ZROOM
T
...
I stomped my foot, clawed my hair into my hands and yelled, THIS IS SO DAMN UNFAIR! into the
Heavens so that the crowd behind me would stare at me like an escapee from the mental institution.
I sighed and did the breathing exercises my teacher used to make me do because she got tired of me

breaking her rulers on my forehead (1)

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU! STOP AND TAKE ME TO A PLACE! I screamed at the taxi man who
turned to look at me.
Wait... wait for it.. he's stoppingDAMN!
OH YEAH?! WELL, YOU LOOKED LIKE A HEMAPHRODITE ANYWAYS! ... Ooh, he flipped
me off.
How kind of him to leave me with this rather wasteful memory...
...
How dare he!? GRAWW! NO ONE FLIPS THE GREAT AND MIGHTY TENTEN OFF AND GETS
AWAY WITH ITOh, a taxi stopped in my grudge anger.
I smiled widely and threw open the door. Closing it behind me, I quickly told him to take me to the
Uchiha Estate!
Oh... The Uchiha's place... right... Uh...
Why is he staring at me like he's going to kick me out any second now? Did he see me screech bloodymurder just a couple of seconds ago?
... What?
Err, nothing Ma'am.. it's just...
What? It's just what?
Ahh, nothing! Nothing at all! Erm...
Gah, spit it out alreadyI'm late!
He coughed. TheThe Uchiha's have the right to arrest any taxi-cabs carryingFangirls and other
uhh, people whoyeah.
...
You... You think I look like a fangirl and other people?
Uhm, no miss! No, it's just.. well, the other people one.. I'll be quiet now.
Fuck that, he just signed his death warrant.
You think I look like a fangirl?
NO! Uhm... Uhm... UHM?! UHHHH!!

Thats right. Go mad with thinking peasant. Go mad.

Bitch, I'm Hyuuga Neji's future wife, don't compare me to those brain-dead girls skulking in the dark.
I looked out the window. See? There's an Uchiha-Follower right there standing by the corner in very
skimpy clothes, calling down a taxi.
She's by the window now... she just got shot down and is now covering her face with her hair and
calling down another one.
Yes... that's all they do all day, everyday until a poor taxi-cab takes them to the Estate.
Fascinating to watch if you're bored.
And yes, this sounds strangely familiar to one of those National Geographic Documentary's about
animals stalking their prey.
Odd. Very, very odd.
I looked back snickering and saw the mans awed face. He pointed at me. You're the woman who
humiliated Tiffany Harujuka on live television! You must be
Well, fuck. I was on TV too! I groaned and sunk into my seat. What else didn't they tell me? I just
humiliated myself on live T.V.!
LIVE!
Live.
Live.
Need I emphasize more?
The taxi man decided not to watch me wither in humiliation and drove down the street and to the
Uchiha Estate! And yes, when you say Uchiha Estate! It was to be with an exclamationthey're so
rich, they bought the exclamation mark and put it at the back of their name.
Whoo.
I hear the enthusiasm, you?
-.:Sakura's POV:.
I took a deep breath and wiped my hands on my professional knit-skirt. Eww, now I have human fluid
all over my thighs... hehe, I shall now rub my thighs all over Karin's FURNITURE!

HAHA! I'm so evil I surprise myself.

I walked up the steps and whistled lowly. This place... was HUGE. I did a once-over and noticed
Sasuke has over 6 fountains in one lawn! Which is one of about 6 lawns in the Uchiha Estate! Or so
I've heard...
This guy... was drowning in his own CASH.
And loving every moment of it!
... Sniff.
What? No. No, no, I'm not feeling sorry for myself. Nope.
I just have something... stuck inside my nose. SNIFF.
SNIFF.
SNIFF.
SSSNNNIIFFF.
... Haruno, what are you doing standing there sniffing the dust rising off the ground?
...
... Hi, Karen!
She threw me a snarl, It's Karin, to you simpleton!
I stuck my lip out and crossed my arms over my chest. I synchronized her critically. Her long, fire-red
hair was in a low pony-tail and seemingly plain and without gel or spray. Her face was mopped of all
that paint which we gals call 'Make-Up'; she looked prettier without it, I'll admit. She was in a long
sleeved shirt and some baggy sweat pants.
Overall she looked like
Shit.
Karin blinked, her coal black eyes looked really tired and wasted. What was that?
I said, you look like shit and like you really need an emotional trash bin right about now. I smiled. I
dunno, for some reason, it seemed like Karin might actually be starting to become kinder. Or maybe it
was because I was a kind person. Ahem.
Oh my God, the world is starting to stop rotating.
Her eyes narrowed and she sneered, turning and walking inside. I stepped up the small flight of stairs
and

BAM
Let yourself in when you get the chanceoh and wipe your filthy feet on the carpet, I just had the
maids clean the floor!
... Oh, look at that. The world didn't stop spinning after all.
.:Time Skip:.
I messed with my hands as Karin paced back and forth, passing me every couple of seconds. I watched
her from under my lashes, she had her thinking face on.
Dear lord, I hope she doesn't hurt herself. I can't afford to pay for the medical bills.
I can barely pay my half of the rent and still have enough to buy a medium-sized, 75 cent, coffee!...
What? I waste my money on useless things, don't all of you do?
.. No? Well... TOUGH LUCK.
I... I need your help. I looked up from the expensive china cup in my hand.
She... needed my help?
The freaky, weird pink-haired girls help?
Whoa. Brain-Overload.
I blinked and flicked my eyes all around the big... royal blue... room I was in. Nope, nothing seemed to
be falling but this might just be a trick of the eyes! I used to wear glasses... nothing is as it seems
anymore..
As I silently panicked, I saw Karin chuckle a bitterly and look down at her hands. Now I know why
Sasuke-kun likes you so much...
I blinked and put on my best 'Ehhh?' expression because I didn't know what she was actually saying.
Karin flashed her eyes back to her fidgeting hands. I saw her face soften the first time since I met her
and then you know what happened?
She twisted it back to her usual meanness and snorted. But you are a complete moron, not to be
mean. She stood again and paced. I still can't believe Sasuke-kun likes you better than me. I mean,
why you.
I frowned. What's that suppose to mean?
Karin rolled her eyes, Look at you! I did and she slapped a hand over her face.
What? You asked, I did.

You have pink hair, might it be glossy and silky it is still abnormal.
Whoa, double compliment and she still managed to make it sound wrong.
You're clothes. What, are you trying to look more of a nerd than you already look like?
Hey! I thought these clothes emphasized my curves... damn was I wrong.
Ugh, and lets not get started. Your forehead. Oh my God, do you want someone to slap a billboard
poster on there?
... Oh no she did not.
Only Ino-Pig can make fun of the HEAD!
S'cuse me, but you ain't so perfect either! I yelled back at her... pretty good points. Karin stopped
pacing and slit her eyes.
Oooh, scary!
... Okay, yeah... Scary....
I never said I was perfect, Haruno! She barked. I sorta stood there with my finger pointing at her and
sortakindamaybe awkwardly lowered it and sat back down and played with my cup.
She started at me for a long time. Then sighed and dropped onto the couch, her hand over her eyes. I
still... don't understand how my Sasuke-kun can like someone who has the maturity level of a two year
old.
I grinned. You're the first who didn't say three year old!
Groan.
Grin.
Louder Groan.
Smaller Grin.
Screech.
Hiding Behind Couch Now...
I peeked from the top to see Karin ripping and shredding up all the pillows around the couches. And
trust me, there are A-LOT of pillows.
Ooh, look at the maids and butlers as they watch in horror at the mess they'll have to clean up later,
Hehe. Idiotic people.

Meh, thats what they get for dropping out of high school and crossing over the boarder.
Oh my God! I'm becoming as cynical and mean and greedy andOoh! OH MY GOD! I FOUND A
PIECE OF TISSUE PAPER!
WHEE! FLY PAPER FLY!
I giggled and let the paper fly down to the red marble ground. Then I picked it up and let it drop
AGAIN! O.M.G.! It's so FUN! HAHAHA!
... Haruno, what are you doing?
PLAYING WITH THE PAP-AR! Watch it go down in slow-mo, hehe. I chirped, being very childish
and giving Karin an opening to attack me with.
I know her fighting style; she observes before she attacks.
Truly wild indeed.
Teehee!
And then she surprised me.
She laughed.
Not that 'HAHAH-Look-At-The-Idiot-' sorta laugh, but the 'That-Was-Actually-Funny' kinda laugh.
She held her stomach and leaned down to laugh, gasping for air.
I shifted. Hey... it wasn't really that funny...
HAHAHA!
Uhm... ItIt wasn't
HAHAHA!!
Uhm.. Yeah, I give up. I sat down, crossed my arms and blankly watched Karin release herself from
all the laughs she had been holding in order to keep her Queen Bitch title.
There's a reason why Queen Bitch sounds upper-cased.
It's actually a title.
.:3 Minutes Later:.
HAHAHA! OH... OH, OW... HAHA!
I checked my watch, Damn... I missed the movie I wanted to see!

Twilight rocks. I don't know why every one is saying it sucks; I guess I just like watching Edward
strain himself to act monotone.
I still think Sasuke should've played Edward and Neji should've played Jasperrr.
Ahem, but thats just me.
.:8 Minutes Later:.
.. Aww, I missed the grand opening of that new smoothie place down in downtown! WHAAA! I
sniffed, I heard their fruit was great and fresh.
... HAHAHA.
Sigh. This is really getting old, really, really fast.
... I could use a smoothie right now but noo, Karin has to be un-drowning herself of painful emotions at
this very moment and I should be comforting her before she goes mad with laughter.
You know? That would be a very funny sight, let's watch.
Watching.
Laughing.
Watching.
Laughing.
Analyzing.
... Laughing Harder At Squinting Face.
Processing.
Registering.
Done.
.... Still. Laughing.
Whoa, you've gone off you're rocker, haven't you Karin?
HAHAHAHAHA!
... Ah-ha-ha, touche. Point taken.
:.3 Minutes Later:.

....
My... earsthey bleed!
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT I GET IT!
HAHA... Huh? Karin blinked, panting from how hard she was laughing. God, she's such a drama
queen!
Just... shut up! I yelled. I get it now! You haven't laughed in decades, I know and I would appreciate
it if you spared my ear drums please.
There. I made my point.
Her eyes started to grow glossy andOh I know what comes after the quivering lip, I use it all the
time. And it works too, ladies, you should know. Hehe.
WHAAAAA!
Crap.
Ehh, Karin! Get a hold of yourself! Karin! KARINNN! I held her down and she stuck her face into
my blouse, crying her eyes out and shaking like a new-born kitten. I awkwardly patted her back and
after about five minutes of that she looked up, sniffling.
I... I need your help!
Blink.
I-I don't want to marry Sasuke anymore!
...
EH?! What do you mean you don't wanna marry Sasuke anymore?! I gasped down at her pouting lip.
She ran a hand under her nose and sniffed again, drying her eyes with the edge of her shirt. She looked
back at me andoh, there's the glint of malice I've come to love.
NOT.
I like the weak Karin bettershe's more cool than the bitchy one.
She took a deep breath and sighed. She flipped her hair back and it slapped my face. Ouch, I need that
to have proper conversations with, Queen Bitch. You see... when me and Temari went to Suna to get
our facials done
Why'd you go to Suna? We have pretty good spa's here.
She snorted. Please. It's not like you'd understand, now as I was saying, I met this guy.. Um, let's call
him Sui-chan!

I bit down a laugh.

She frowned at me. What?
N... Nothing it's just thatPfft, Sui-chan. Hahaha... I stopped laughing and put on my best 'I-Don'tCare-And-I'm-Not-Laughing' face. It.. It was funContinue.
Thought so, so, anyways! I met him when Temari didn't tell me she was going to go into the Sauna's,
so I had to wait outside for about an two hours because Temari started to flirt with some guy named Sai
or something. ANYWAYS! This guy named SuigetsuWhoops, gave his name awayAll well, like I
was saying, he comes up to me and starts a convo, so I obviously reply back. He started to ask me what
I was doing here, all alone so I said 'My friend is in the Sauna' and he said 'Oh really? Is she as pretty
as you' and I BLUSHED! Can you believe it? I haven't blushed since I met Sasuke-kun. So...
I stared, mystified.
How is that just one woman can recite all of those said sentence in a time lapse of 2 minutes?
Now I know how Tenten feels when she has to deal with me. So I listened and I didn't need to really
pay attention since I knew what wads goin' on already.
SEE HOW SMARTICLES I AM?! SEEEE?!
Ahem. Karin is crushing on this Suigetsu guy. Badly. And Sai and Temari got a bit physical in the
story... hmm...
Karin? She stopped mid-rant and glared at me.
What?! Hurry it up please.
Twitch.
Uhm, my friend Sai said that Ino was there talking to him... and all I hear is 'Temari, Temari, Temari!'
I said in my best chic voice.
... I am.. err, manly?
... God that sounded like a gender-bender.
Karin blinked and rapidly took out a nail filer and started to sharpen her already feline-like nails into
something that could be considered a lethal weapon in the US. Oh, thats because Temari lied and said
'Ino' by accident since she was pissed off at that blond slut.
Stare.
Stare.
Stareee.

Oh right, she's your best friend or something, right? Yeah, sorry. So, anyways... She didn't sound so
sorry... jeez, conceded bitch.
I sighed and listened, amused. Okay, okay. I admit it, although Karin can be... meanokay thats the
understatement of the year right there. She's a snobby, bitchy, haughty, self-centered, egotistic son of a
bitch who really needs to get jumped but... once you meet her half way, she's kinda cool.
OH MY GOD! I glanced at her. She looked frantic. Suigetsu is going to get here in 5 hours! I have
to get readyandand... She looked at me and pointed one of those goddamn pointy nails of hers at
me. You... GoI can't believe I'm saying this butget Sasuke-kun to call off the marriage!
Eh?
You heard me, stupid child! She started to run all over the place, picking up random articles of things
as she spoke and I stared like aa 'dumb child' as she oh-so nicely put.
But... But it's not that easy! I mean, do you know how much money was put into that marriage! To call
it off like isI don't we can
Snort.
Stare.
Oh right, you're poor...
Long Pause.
Sorry, forgot about that too.
BITCH.
-.:Tenten's POV:.
Ooh man. Why the hell does Sasuke have so many damn stairs! He makes stair-cases likes it's his job
or something!
I rested my hands on my knee's and closed my eyes. A drop of sweat fleeted off my forehead as I
straightened and stretched out my weak muscles.
Damn, I knew PE would come in handy sometime, but did I take it? Nooo, I had to ditch the class or
talk back and get sent to the office everytime... that or fake an illness. I thought with a pout. My legs
HURT and my thigh muscles felt as if they were going to burst at any given moment.
... Takara, what are you doing here? Aren't you suppose to be competing for the Hyuuga's
acceptance?
I turned and saw Sasuke Uchiha standing right behind me, staring blankly, with a bottle of wine in his

hand.
Why do you have a bottle of wine?
I believe I asked you a question.
Conceded asshole. Uhm, I heard that Sakura and Karin where going to meet up and I don't want
anything to happen to Saki since Karin can be verywhoa, where you goin'? HEY! I jogged up the
steps to reach him. God, and he hasn't even broken a sweat yet!
Sakura... mustn't meet with Karin.
I frowned, Why not? I imagine Karin slapping the life out of herbut she can handle
His steps grew slower and soon it wasn't hard to keep up with him. Because, Karin has a rather large
grudge against Sakura because I happen to... He frowned and increased his slow pace into a quick jog.
I tried to keep the best I could without ripping a muscle. You what?
Nothing. Follow me and do not slow me down, Takara.
Twitch.
Don't worry, I won't. I muttered stiffly. I could barely see his lips upturn the slightest bit. He muttered
something that I couldn't hearbut that might just be my imagination going wild again.
We came face to face with a door and before I could even ask, Sasuke already had the key out and
inside the keyhole. And then we were inside the grand, luxurious Uchiha Mansion...
.. Why is this whole place composed of the colors of the US flag?
Sasuke glanced down at me, They're the primary colors of the Uchiha clando not compare them to
that of the United States flag. They coincidentally happen to be the same, but they are in a different
order.
Hehe, sure. What a nice way to show your mighty patriotism, Sauce.
Glare.
Smirk.
Slit Eyes.
Wavering Smirk.
Death Glare.
Cowering! Cowering...

Look away, Uchiha! I pouted as his glare intensified. I'ma tell Neji!
Glare, Paused.
Blink.
Haughty Look.
Glare.
Hn. I could care less.
GAH! ASSHOLE!
I twitched as I did my best impersonation of a cat ready to claw it's pray to the ground. M-Meanie!
He snorted and we turned another corner until we met up with a door. He quickly slammed it open and
I rushed inside before him.
SAKI! I'M HERE TO... Help you? I stared at the scene that unfolded before my eyes.
Karin.
Sakura.
Make-up Kit.
Applying.
S M I L I N G.
It was greatest taboo of the century.
Sakura looked up from the bottle of who-knows-what and smiled cheekily. Oh! Hi, Tennie! How was
the competition?
I felt my face melt into twitching disbelief. How can she say that so calmly?! U-Uh... Kantana told me
that you and Karin were having a face-off so I assumed you would... need my help?
Sakura snorted and waved her hand at me dismissively. Puh-lease, Tennie! I might be a bit brain-dead
but that doesn't mean I can't make a life-threatening situation into a good one! And who the hells
Katana? Hyuuga relative or something.
You might as well be signing your death certificate, Saks. R-Right... so, no violence?
She smiled proudly and pounded her fists to her chest. No violence!
Um, can you like hurry it up Haruno?! I have 3 more freaking hours before I meet Sui-chan!
THREE! Karin screeched, sitting upright and glaring at my poor little disturbed child. HURRY IT

UP, YOU LAZY-BITCH!

Sakura shrunk and laughed nervously. R-Right! On it!
I turned to Sasuke and he had the most adorable What-Happened-While-I-Was-Gone? Expression. I
patted his arm. He looked down at me.
I don't know what happened here either.
He nodded and looked down at his feet.
.... Are you done being a woman now? UCHIHA! I screamed the last part like I was suppose to and
everyone snapped their heads to me in question. Sasuke looked annoyed, Karin snobbishly confused
and Sakura genuinely mystified.
... Yeah, I don't know why eitherit's not such a ground-breaking moment.
Yes, ground-breakingheart-breaking is for another situation unlike this one, don't you agree?
.. What?
Why'd you yell out Sasuke-kun's surname? Sakura asked, her finger under her lip adorably. What?
Admit it, it was cute in your mind's eye.
I leaned on the doorway. Well, isn't that how it's pronounced?
Karin opened her mouth but shut it when Sakura said, No. You say it normally, dumbbutt.
I glared. What was that!?
Nuu-thin'!
It'd better have been nothing! I sighed frustratingly and looked at my exposed toes. You're little
stunt just put me in a big predicament
Karin raised her perfectly shaped red brow. What stunt, Takara?
Ooh, Goody, she know's my surname. Better to kill me with when I say the wrong thing. I thought that
you were going to claw Sakura's throat with those sharp nails of yours, your graciousness. I responded
with heavy sarcasm.
Her brows drew in and she twisted her mouth into a snarl. Well
ACK! NO VIOLENCE PLEASE!
I flicked my eyes to Sakura, who separated us apart with a wry smile. Oh, I just noticed I was walking
closer to her in attempts to slap her face to her ear.
I huffed and Karin looked away, scowling. I opened my eyes in time to see her look at Sasuke with the

slightest expression of remorse before it went back it's 'I-Am-Holier-Than-Thou' expression.

Hey! I just noticed! You and Neji and have the same facial expression! You both look like dicks! I
chirped as Karin seethed.
Shut it, Takara!
What was that, Steamy?
Steamy?! What in Gods name does that
Yes, Steamy! It's your new nickname since you tend to steam in anger when you're being a bitch
which is all the time!
You fuck
GUYS! STOP IT! NO MORE, NO MORE! Sakura slammed herself to the ground and rolled into a
small ball, sniffling as me and Karin stopped in mid-action to watch her slowly go mad. Uhh... what the
hell? How random.
She suckled on her thumb and I could see tears start to form on the edges of her eyes. Y-You guys are
are so volatile!
... Sakura, where did you learn the word volatile? I looked up at Sasuke, who had been silent this
whole time, ask her with a hint of amusement. Aww, he knows that a mad Sakura is a cute Sakura.
Heh, he's almost like Neji... 'cept Neji's more social unlike this fine example of an emo-boy.
From me, UCHIHA! I yelled. He glared down at me.
Why do you yell out my surname, Takara? I don't yell out yours. He asked with a questioning look...
only it looked like a hybrid of murder-intent.
Creepy.
Backing... to the side... slowly...
'Cause, in every single thing I see that hold your surname, I always see the exclamation mark at the
end and I assume you guys are so rich you bought it. I stated firmly.
Now watch Sakura fuck it all up and Karin shred it to smithereens of ridicule.
HAHAHAH! T-TENNIE! THAT'S SOO... HAHAHA!!
Snort. You just as moronic as Haruno here. Humph! HonestlyHarvard graduate? I see that Harvard
has been lacking in selection!
I so kindly flipped her bird.

Lip twitch. ... We didn't buy the exclamation mark, Takara.

I shrugged. Glaring the two snickering girls down to silence. You might as well have. I sighed and
looked at the clock above Karin's abnormally large head, ignoring the cruel teasing in her eyes. I could
feel my blood freeze directly in my veins. My careless mood got flushed down the drain and my hands
started to shake as I stared in horror.
Please... Oh no, please let it be...
Please... tell me that clock is wrong. I whispered as I began to move closer to the door. Sasuke looked
at it for a moment.
It's accurate. All the clocks in this house are accurate. Haha, nice fun fact but that's not important
right now.
I raked my hand through my hair in desperation. Neji! SHIT! TIFFANY-BITCHANY WILL NOT
WIN! She can't butugh, how could I have been so careless?!
Hehe, Bitchany... I shot a glare at Sakura, who pouted and continued to sip her... is that a smoothie?
I stared, shocked. Sakura.
Yah?
Where, how and when did you get that smoothie?
Diana Banana, by car and before you guys go here, why?
I felt a grin grow on my face. Good sign, by the way. Is the car still here?
She shifted and took another sip. Umm.... yeah... I think so, why?
Give me the keys.
She frowned and turned to the side, No way! It's my car, you car-stealer! You have your's at home
growing old.
I sighed and stared into her eyes. Sakura, this is between life or death here...
Stare.
Lies...
SAKURA!
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT ALREADY!
--

I slammed onto the car after running down Sasuke enormous drive way and frantically stuck the key
into the door. Thankfully, it didn't fall like it usually does when I'm in a hurry.
Sakura and Karin quickly caught up and were now panting on the ground.
Sissy's.
Karin looked up at me, her glasses falling low on the bridge of her nose. Takara, you do know that you
are suppose to be there at ten on the dot, right?
Sakura's face was horrified. You'll never make it! It's thirty minutes til ten and the Hyuuga household
is an hour's drive away! Not counting all the stop lights and traffic you'll surely run into!
I threw open the car door and hoped inside. I slit my eyes in determination. Watch me. I revved the
engine and threw it in reverse. Sakura ran up to the passenger side window.
Tenten! You'll never make it! You barely have time to make it passed the freeway, how do you expect
to get there with time to spare?
I smirked. Sakura, this is me we're talking aboutI'll find a way.
Her worried expression didn't leave. But...
Haruno. I looked up at Karin, who was now standing at full height and with her hands on her hips.
She inclined her head and smiled lightly. Get over hereyou're wasting her time!
Sakura complied and watched me with wry eyes. Ten...
I smiled confidently. Don't worry so much SaksI can make it! I glanced at Karin's haughty face.
YouI'm not done with you yet, if it weren't for Sakura we'd probably be in a fight right now.
Karin smirked lightly. Go, we'll finish laterBuns.
Oh yeah, at least I've got something to look forward through after all of this is done.
As I drove out of the Uchiha complex and sped down the street, I couldn't help but to let a queasy
feeling gnaw at my stomach.
What if I really didn't make it?
-.:Neji's POV:.
Hyuuga Complex.
Finale of Competition.
9: 30 AM.
I kept my gaze down and ran my hand through my hair for the hundredth time. I glanced at the clock

thirty minutes before ten. Where was she?

If she was still at her house then she should have no trouble getting here on time; it was only a ten
minute drive from here to there. But if she was at the Uchiha's house...
I shook my head to relieve all doubt and walked out of the door of my temporary room. My house was
located elsewhereaway from the Hyuuga Estate. It was located by my jobmaking it easier on me if
I wake up late or if a complicated situation arises.
Neji-nii! Neji-nii! I turned to see Katana rushing towards me with a paper in her hand. Look!
Look! Her worried face made my stomach knot tightly. I took hold of the paper and quickly scanned
it. What I read didn't please me at all.
Shit. I crumpled the paper in my hands. They were the results of the competition. And they weren't
very good on my account.
Katana's worried face saddened. This is bad, cousin. What if she doesn't make it on time?
I took a deep breath to calm my nerves. She will. She'll come.
Katana didn't look convinced. But what if she doesn't!? You do know that when our Uncle Hiashi
entered you in this competition... it wasn't about what you wanted it was about what they choose!
You're opinion has no meaning at this point! All you were able to contribute too was pick some women
to throw in there! You choose the weakest ones so Tenten-nee could have a shot at winning!
I stared at her. How did she know? I was so sure that no one would figure that out... not counting the
Uchihahe knew from the very start what my tactic's would be.
Katana bit her lip. But Uncle Hiashi choose Tiffany... and she turned out to be better than Tenten-nee.
I glared. Don't compare her to Tenten. She is not better, nor does she compare to Tenten.
My cousin stared at me for a moment, and her expression softened. I know thatbut they have yet to
know that.
I sighed and rubbed my temples. I know.
Chapter 29
I Told You I'd Come!
So, I'm going to be blunt about this. I'm trying to make it to the Hyuuga Household in less than half an
hour and it's clear to me I am not going to make it. It's... impossible. So now... I just ran a red light and
I saw the camera located above a light pole flash...
Well, there goes about 500 dollars out of my wallet.
I sigh and try to keep my eyes focused on the threat. That Neji Hyuuga is so going to marry that Tiffany
lady and I am so going to end up ruining everything somehow.

I smile despite being bitter. At least I get to crash a Weeding, right?

And there goes another red light.
And here comes the thought where it's not possible I haven't yet caused an accident.
And look, I see something familiar....
I squint my eyes. Yes, it is something I recognize. I'm almost there! Yes! Yes! WHOO!
I have a little party in my head before I slow my speed just a little bit and try to keep my eyes focused
on the road, lest I cause a car wreck. I really, really don't need that now.
Oh, screw it. I flore it and let out a scream of joy. I'm almost there! Ye-e-e-eah!
CAR BRAKES
DISTANT SCREAMING.
... Whoa, that was close.
Whoa, indeed.
.x.
.:Neji's POV:.
I try to scare the old maid tying my bow by glaring at her. She didn't seem the least bit affected.
Sometimes I wonder why the Hyuuga's maid's no longer seem to take our glaring seriously.
To test out a theory, I glare at the younger maid and she stopped fixing my other clothes and gulped.
No... my glare is still effective.
I glare back at the old hag now licking back may hair with some gel.
Maybe she's just blind.
I swat her hand away and walk out of my room, glaring at everything I see. It wasn't fair. I was tempted
to remove my white suite since I was not going to marry the blond haired woman who is... now next to
me dressed in wedding attire.
Neji-kun! Aren't you so happy? We're going to be married now!
I twitch.
No. I want go to drive my car over a cliff and hope it bursts into flames before it hits the water... If
only. But I don't think I can use anything right now. I was forbidden from using a knife to cut an apple.
Yes, the Hyuuga Elders are smart.

They know I would do anything to escape, and thus they prevented anything that comes in, out.
But then how would Tenten get in?
.... mean? Why don't you like me!? I looked down at the woman near tears. She looked so pathetic it
made me feel a bit guilty.
It wasn't her fault that she fell for my sexiness.
... Do you really want me to answer that?
YES! Yes I do! It's not fair! Is it because of that brown haired girl? Is it? Because I still don't see what
you like in her. She comes from a poor family, she's hideous without any forms of make up, unlike
myself, shes has no manners, she speaks vulgarly, she seems to have no feminine character whatsoever
and
This would be a good time to sweat-drop.
I.... know that but I still love her.
She gawked.
.... Really?
... Yes?
Really, really?
Yes.
She looked like she was about to burst into laughter and then die. That doesn't sound like such a bad
idea though...
Oh... my. That's reallysomething. For you to like someone like her. She sighed dramatically. I
thought you weren't serious. Oh, but now seeing how miserable you look. I'm willing to reconsider.
.... What?
What?
She let a smile come to her face. I can call it off and that girl can keep you. If you can't see what's
right in front of you, then you're best with that filth.
I glare at and she yawns.
I hope your hair falls off.
I hope your eye color indicates your blind.

Current status: Trying not to slap her.

What do you want then?
She grinned. Cash. And lots of it. I wasted so much time trying to get you that now I'm weak and
tried. She sighed melodramatically. I demand at least three million!
...
I stare.
She stares back.
... Are you serious? My eyes caught movement behind Tiffany. It's my cousin Katana... waving her
hands around like an idiot. I tilt my head slightly. She slaps a hand over her face. Yeesh, it's not fault
she's not being understandable.
She gets a white board... and a marker and.. oh.
Why didn't she say that before?
... Alright then, Whoa, I almost stuttered there. That would ruin my image. three... million..... it is.
My uncles going to kill me slowly and donate my to science after this.
She smirks. Perfect! Now that thats all over withBring me my water! She yells at the top of her
lungs. My throat is parched! I want my water maids! WATER YOU STUPID PEOPLE!
She walks off and I stand in the middle of the hall bewildered.
Neji-nii-san!! I stare at my cousin Katana. Oh my God, did you see that!? I worked everything out!
HELL YEAH! Ohh, who's smart now Uncle! She dances one of those little she does whenever she
does something right.
... What?
... Gawd, you're so slow. A Hyuuga must never be slow!
Pfft, she shouldn't be talking; the idiot.
She earned the title Air-Head when she was 12. Now thats an achievement worth gasping at.
Of course, a Hyuuga does not gasp, so I snickered and never let her live it down.
It got me into the hospital for 'falling' down and it also got half my CD collection burned in the oven
somehow.
I got revenge by burning her Jonas Brother's poster and getting rid of her Fluffy Animals collection.

Ha. She should not have messed with a Hyuuga... even though she is a Hyuuga so that give her a reason
too but still she is a girl so she has no...
I confuse myself.
I look down at her smugly. Oh really? Then recall the last time we had a Hyuuga test and you failed
with flying colors. You even got your name wrong. And more over, you forgot to add an extra U in our
surname. They asked for a specific spelling, Clan Idiot.
Oh, she's glaring.
It's so scary I want to hide under a rock and die...
That... my cousin, was because... Uhhh... My eyesthey got distracted by a shiny object.
... If it's the desk, thats no excuse.
Shut up, know-it-all. If you keep this up, Tenten-nee will leave you and then you'll be a mess and I
will not be the one to help youuu!
I snort. As if Tenten will ever leave me once she gets together with me. It's impossible. I will not let her
anyways.
... Don't think Tenten won't leave you either, Cousin. She huffs. Tenten's... uhh... whats the word...?
Uhh... independent? .. YEAH! INDEPENDENT! So... she will leave you and when she does I'll be at
her hours comforting her... and stuff.
... You really need to curb your stupidity, it can honestly endanger someone.
Pfft, like you?
Yes. Like me.
Well... I GOT A NEW COLLECTION OF FLUFFY ANIMALS, EVIL DEMON! And she runs down
the hall wailing about how she's going to burn my training tools and then laugh about it later on in life.
Please. They're made out of steel with a fire-proof plastic shielding. Plus, It's in Hiashi's Training Room
and only he and I have the key to it. How much damage can she do with fire?
CRASH
FSHHH
BUHAHAHAHA!
..... Shit.
.x.
.:Sakura's POV:.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God... Oh. My. God.

TENTEN'S GONNA CRASHH! I wail and slam my head onto the dinner table. Sasuke yawns and
Karin continues filing her ever perfect nails...
Why aren't you guys worried? I whine. TENTEN'S GONNA CRASH AND-AND NEJI'S GONNA
KILL US AND... Oh my God. I stand up and Sasuke looks at me. I'm going to be... alone.
Its the end of the world. I'm waiting for the roof to collapse now.
No, you'll still have me. Snort. Karin, Rolling eyes. Temari, Laughing. Sai, Grunting. Ino,
Whining again. and many more.
But... They're not TENTEN! I WANT TENTEN! I crossed my arms and let myself fall back on my
seat to grumble. I hate you all...
Don't worry, I hate you too.
And so the red haired witch talks.
No one... was talking to you!
Then who were you speaking to?
.. Sasuke.
Pfft, who you trying to fool? Do I look like Tenten?
I pout. No! 'Cause Tenten has much better hair than you and isn't as bitchy and doesn't wear glasses
that makes her look like a nerd!
Sasuke holds in a snicker.
Karin glares.
I smile triumphantly.
You know it's true!
Shut. Up. You know nothing.
Shut up, NERD!
She glares at me, Repeat that.
NO! Cow-butt! I turn around and slap my butt, HAHA! Cow- butt, Cow-butt, Cow-butt!
She gaped and slammed her nail filer on the table. I stare with open eyes. Scary. What did you just call

me!?
Cow-butt! You're ass is the shape that of a cows, I said philosophically, turning serious. I think you
need to try and exercise so your ass doesn't try and suffocate me. I can't get passed you without that
thing trying to bounce me back to Heaven.
You bitch.
Now I gasp. Take that back, Cow-butt!
Make me! She narrows her eyes. And now I see Sasuke inching away slowly from our angry stances.
I get into my sumo pose and wriggle my fingers, a slow smile creeping onto my face.
Ooh... I will, and I'll make sure to name a planet after your big ass!
RAWR! DIE HARUNO!!
COWWW-BUTTTYEOUCH, NOT MY HAIR! NOT MYUGH, MY ASS!
MEGA-WEDGIE!!
COW-BUTT, YOU'RE INSANE!!
.... TAKE THAT BACK!
.:A Couple of Minutes Later:.
Sniff.
The naming after her butt after a planet won't happen after all.
She permanently damaged my spleen! Oww!
Oww.... I cry inside, yes I do. My face.. it HURTS. Sasuke slowly dabs some disinfectant on the
slash marks on my face. Yeah, I took on Karin. She clawed me. I clawed her. And in the end, no one
seemed to win but we both got hurt pretty badly.
I just HAD to try and push down the stairs and she just HAD to grab me and take her with me and she
just HAD toto mega-wedgie me as we fall down the stairs.
By stairs, I mean the three little steps before going to the backyard. So now my arms hurt from trying to
not and slam face-first into the floor and Karin's big, enormous ass saved us from doom once more!
WhooOW!
Sasuke! I whine. That hurts!
It was your fault for picking a fight with Karin! Ooh... he snapped at me. He must be mad now.

... But her big ass

Sakura.
Yes, sir.
Yeesh, is it me? Or is Sasuke a bit moodier than usual?
I shift under his angry gaze and then he sighs. What? I was just moving 'cause my normal ass was achy
from falling on it several times during me and Karin's sissy fight...
Sakurawhy did you pick a fight with Karin?
She was being mean!
Sakura...
She was! With that stupid 'I-Am-Holier-Than-Thou' attitude, I am shocked she is not dead yet! I huff,
standing. I still don't see how you're engaged to her! Ugh, she's impossible and icky! Very Icky! Icky,
icky, icky! And, eww. She uses those sprays that they use on animals! It kills them and it kills her hair
slowly! SLOWLY! Eww, and she uses fur! FUR! Does she know where that fur comes from?! Our fury
little friends down by the river, thats where! I start pacing, oblivious to Sasuke's amused eyes.
They're always amused.
I know. It freaks me out too. I mean, who's eyes can always look amused? Santa Clause doesn't count.
He ain't REAL.
I know, it made me cry too.
Who the hell can I beg to give me presents when I obviously don't deserve them? Santa Clause was
basically the only guy I could beg to get me some French fries in a middle of a snow storm.
Sakura... are you jealous?
....
Whoa, that caught me off-guard. I gap at him and shake my head feverishly. Hells no, woman! He
cocks a brow. Why would I be jealous aboutabout her, I huff. I'm just pointing out the blank out
fudge, captain crunch!
... Excuse me but what?
I don't know. I beam.
After a few seconds, he starts to shake. And it took me a while to notice that he's shaking in laughter. I
stare, mystified, as he laughs audibly and slowly puts his hand over his face, shielding the beautiful
smile on his handsome face...

Is it me? Or does Sasuke look better... with a smile on his face...

My lips form a sad smile. Why doesn't he smile? It makes him look so... happy. So.. So.. I'm lost for
words as he takes his hand off his face and smiles genially at me. His onyx eyes were glimmering with
amusement and I felt my legs turn to Jello.
Uh oh.
... Sakura!?
Uwaaa....
Yup. I'm going to have to think about this for a while. What better way than to just slip into a short
coma? Teehee.
.x.
So, I'm driving there. I get out of the car, right? You're still with me? Perfect. I run up that Godforbidden hill and practically slam my way through the door so I can dash out of the way of the guards
and make it inside the Hyuuga Main Branch. And I sniff the air and I smell something funny...
Something like... burnt plastic.
And I hear: BUHAHAHAHA! Followed by a cool and smoothed with fury: Katana! Put the torch
down! and then it occurs to me that's Neji's voice and that he's deadly close to me.
....
Now what's so bad about that? I didn't stop running and I crashed right through a screened door and
into the Hyuuga's meeting room in which a lot of Hyuuga's are having.. well, a meeting. The door is
under me and my boobs have no been damaged.
I swear, I abuse them so.
I stand up and dust myself off, grimacing at the broken door and the bill that will appear on my door
step in just a few seconds. I look up and gasp. Hyuuga's... everywhere.
... It's like a swarm of bee's... ready and lethal.... And I need to get my running shoes on before I get
stung and stung badly.
I blink at their astounded faces.
Cough.
... Awkward.
Err... Hello everyone. I inch to the door. Um. Ignore the chick who just crashed through your door
Oh shit, I'm not paying for that! I quickly say and start my way out the door, smiling innocently at
their murderous faces'. Do-de-do-de-do...

Stop. I do. Turn around. I cringe, but I follow and smile sheepishly at the head honcho in this
place. Hiashi Hyuuga, who was glaring at me with his pretty pearly eyes which I now think are no
longer pretty but pretty scary.
What... He clears his throat, and demands in a big, booming voice thats suppose to scare me but he's
stutter sort of lowered the effect: What are you doing here, Ms. Tenten?
Oh, no. He knows my name. Now if I commit mass murder he'll have my name in the recording of it
all. Darn. Do you hear my wonderful sarcasm?
I clear my throat. Well... Uhh... It's a bit embarrassing
Say it now.
Yeesh, alright, alright! I put my hands up defensively and start fidgeting. I can't straight out say, 'Oh,
I burst through your door to stop the Tiffany from taking my man Neji Hyuuga because I made it on
time and she's not winning!'.
.... Hey, that doesn't sound so bad. Huh?
Cough. ... Um, I hear you guys have great pie! Is that true?
FIRE ALARM
Twitching eyes
Nervous Smile
Andthere's my call! I dash out of the room, sweating bullets and run down the corridor only to
bump into, you guessed it, Katana. Who's face was frozen in nervousness and holding a lighter and a
burnt... shirt?
Katana? What are you doing with aoh no you did not woman.
She grins, her nervousness suddenly gone. Oh, I did, Tenten-nee. Now, excuse me but I happen to be
running away from my hell-bent cousin, Neji-kun. She smiles, grows anxious again and pushes by me
and down the hall where she disappears around the corner.
... Again, awkward.
Uhh, okay? I answer late. I'll just be here... looking for Neji... running away from the Hyuuga's...
Um. Shit.
Okay, I was screwed. I didn't know where I was. I kept smelling fire. And, the Hyuuga's were out to get
me. Can this day get any worse?
TENTEN-SAN! I freeze. Turn around just to see several Hyuuga elders stalking up to me. Oh, look
at the time. Time to scadoodle outta here!

I run down several halls, until I can no longer hear those old men's voices. Panting and man, I climbed
several stair cases; the smell of fire far from my nose now. I was about to turn the corner when a room
caught my eye.
Bi-ngo. I think as I strut right up to the room with a smirk. YEAH!
Tiffany. With a heart and girly lettering all over it. Hot pink in color and royal crap basically, hanging
on the sleek white wall with two nails securely thumped into the expensive wood.
I grin. Bu-ya!
Hey, Blondy! Open up!
Oh.. In a second! I hear her call back shrilly. The door opens and I take a deep breath to yell at her
only for it to get lodged in my throat.
Ho-ly Shit.
I stare at her half naked form. Lip twitching at her exposed breasts and trying to ignore the long haired
man in the back of the room, groaning in annoyance and obviously not Neji because Neji has a sixpack and that guy looks around 17... and his face was arranged in a way that could be considered fugly.
Hehehe. Fugly.
What? What do you want, bloody civilian!? She yells at me, huffing and crossing her arms over
her.... boobs.
Cough.
... IUh... The hell is going on in there? I squeak.
She cocks a brow. Well, what do you think is going on in here?
... You'reyou're having, umm.... yeah. I leave off awkwardly. She huff's a laugh and glances at the
man now sitting on the bed, buckling his pants and glaring at me for interrupting.
She rolls those icy blue eyes and spats. I'm shagging this guy here, since Neji's out of my life for
good. She pokes around in her pocket and shows me the nicely written check in her hand. I take it.
Stare and gape at her.
She smirks. And it's all mine. I get the cash, he leaves solo and you win. She yawns. Now go, before
I get tired and then sleep. I really want to screw something
Wait, be kind, rewind. WHAT!? He... He basically cashed his way out of the marriage?!
Blinks. ... Oh, right. You don't know... Ugh, poor people these days.
Cork it, blondy. Mind wanting to fill me in or would you rather go and have a nice screw with me as
your witness?

She narrows her eyes but grudgingly complies. Ha. I win. Twice.Sure, call me Blondy one more time,
though, and I'll be sure to pull out all that lovely hair of yours.
Nice... very nice. You're improving. I complement, carefully avoiding seeing her... uhh, nicely put
assets?
Oh crap man, how can she just open the door?! And like that nonetheless! Sick! At least she had her
underwear on! Or else...
I can feel my stomach begging to react.
What if I caught them in 'The Moment of Ecstasy'?
Oops, there goes my Orange Juice.
Ignoring the green of my face, she grabs me andNOO! NOT THE BOOBS PLEASEUh huh, now
get in here before someone sees you!
WHAAA! BOOBIES! NOOO!
.x.
.:Sai's POV:.
I tighten my hands around the broom in my hand and make my way towards Temari's suit. I had to do it
now. I was positive she was the one for me and if she was she would feel the same...
Right before reaching her room, a door opens andholy shit I almost got rammed by a door. I stare at
the door and glare as Ino struts out with a refreshed gleam in her eyes.
Bitch, I'm walking.
Quick to reply, she says. Well, now I'm walking. Move it, you gay fuck. She sticks her nose in the air
and pushes pass me. Christ, what crawled up her ass and died today? I glower for a moment, before
making my way towards... Temari's room.
I take a deep breath and poise my hand to knock. And... then the door opens and I'm going down.
Oh my GOD! SAI! I hear a melodic voice call frantically. I press my hand to my nose. Oh, I can feel
something warm leaking... Crap, now it hurts.
T... emari. I croak. She's kneeling by me, her hand on my back.
Oh my God, I so did not see there! Are you okYOU'RE BLEEDING! She shrieked... straight into
my ear.
Yeah, thats not the only thing bleeding, doll. I think as my ear rings. Ow. As if Sakura didn't yell in it
enough in our young years. I was so damn sure I was going to be using a hearing-aid by the time I
reached twenty.

I look up and see her frantic face, two shade's paler. I'm.. alright, Temari. I stand up and smile at her.
See? PerfectlyOhh, dear.
I look down at the straight string of blood leaking down my nose. Temari's shrieking again and my nose
feels watery and broken.
... You've got a strong hand on your Temari...
OH MY GOD! BLOOD! OH MY GOD!!
.... Yup, I've always like... women with.... strength...
SAIWE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!
... I find them really.... sexy and.... hot....
...
Really.... really... sexy... My vision is getting blurry now. Too much blood loss, great. I slump down,
Temari right next to me, tense.
You... find... mesexy? She squeaks.
Oh, what the hell! I mean, I might as well tell her! Whats the worst that can happen? Yes. I find you
very, very sexy and very, very beautiful Temari.
Oops, I'm getting delusional, because she's smiling like she won the lottery... probably has, she has
connections that way.
NO WAYYY!
SMACK
UGH!
.... SAIIII! Oh, I'm so SORRY!
O-Ow... I hold my cheek. She swatted me when she was throwing her arms in the air.... st-strong...
back-hand.... defiantly.
.x.
.:Ino's POV:.
I stomp pass Sai, who sent me a glareI can feel it in my back and lock myself inside the sauna this
spa place has. I mean, it's the only place I can chill without having someone come up to me and yelling
about the magazine going bad or something.
I need a BREAK.

Too bad working for that bastard means no break. Ever. And with Sakura getting all lovey-dovy with
the bastard is gave me just enough time to TOAST.
AKA. Take Advantage Of The Situation.. rearranged.
Yeah, so now I'm going to chill here in the hot water, laying my head on the small, square moist rag and
let out a sigh of relief.
I really did need this.
Ahhh... paradise! I squealed at myself. Okay, bland. Now what? I stared at my rose toe, stirring the
watter with my foot. Shikamaru appeared in my mindugh, lazy bastard! He made me work for days
on end! 'just following Sasuke's orders.' HA!
I bet he enjoyed seeing me so stressed! Ugh, did no wonders on my hair. And my skin, oh my. My
beautiful, perfect skin had been riddled with WRINKLES.
I shuddered. Winkles. My mortal enemy.
I reached over to get my cell phone. Psha, no electronic devices in sauna my sexy ass! I opened my
phone... and saw no text messages. Great, what now?
Shi-ka-ma-ru... I thought, making bubbles in the water as I sunk my head, leveling my eyes with the
swishing water. Cool... hey, cool! I just remembered.... water has like.. air in it right? So I'll be able
too...
GACK! OH GOD! I stood, choking on water. Ohhh, now I know why people can't stay underwater
long enough... no air.
But, like, water has air, right? So... ugh, never mind! My had hurts... ouch.
I walked out of the water, wrapped a towel around myself and checked to my cell phone.
YEAH! RING, BABY, RING! I grabbed the phone and hastily opened it. Hellooo? I answered
pleasantly.
Ino?
.... Oh, it's just you.
Not happy to hear me?
Nope. Not at all.
..... Troublesome woman.
Shikamaru Nara! What did you just call me?!

Back to the topic

Grr, don't 'back to the topic' on me mister
I need you to come over this instant, theres a problem
...Insufferable twat! GRAAA! NO I WILL NOT CANCEL MY
... and we will have to resolve it together so meet me at Sizzlers at seven o clock.
I HATE.... huh?
Meet me at Sizzlers at seven o clock. Wear something nicedon't over do it, woman.
You... are you asking me out on a date? I asked coyly. OMG OMG OMG! TAKE THAT TEMARI!
HE'S MINEE.
I'm back in the game. Yeah!
.... Troublesome. Just come.
No. Tell me!
Ino.
Shikaaaa.
....
....
Sigh. ..... Yes.
WHOOHOOO!
Chapter 30
CRACK finale
It had become a game, I told herself as I crept around the halls, a game of cat and mouse...
Okay, perhaps that was exaggerating it. But I really was hiding from the Hyuuga elders and still
looking for Neji. But it pleased me to know he wasn't marrying the blond she-witch anymore. It
was another weight off my chest, that was for sure!
'Okay... you can do this, Ten. I told herself, squinting my eyes. 'Go in for the kill...'
RAWR!
What theUGHH!

THUMP
T-Tenten!? What the hell? Katana stuttered, glaring at my blank face, while I crouched into a
pounce-like stance.
Shhh... the walls, they listen...
Okay, that has got to be the most stupidest thing I've ever heard. Katana huffed, crossing her
arms.
Yeah, but it's too make this situation dramatic, ya know?
No.
I snorted, standing up and dusting the invisible dust off myself. Where's Neji?
Katana shrugged, rolling her shoulder blade. Dunno, last I saw him he was mourning for his
burned weights. Something about getting fat...
I nodded absently but caught myself. Burned...? Burned?
Katana grinned widely, Yeah, burned. I burned them. You know, with a torch and gasoline and
Did you put out the fire afterwards?
... Her eyes got really, really big. Like, really. Like she got stoned or something.
Oh, God, you didn't put out the fire, huh?
Um... what would you say, if we go to Jamba Juice right now and just forget this ever
KATANA!
GOING! she ran back down the hall in a sprint and I sighed.
That girl will never learn.
Hey, wait... Katana! Question...? I called lately. Damn. My thought's have been real slow ever
since Neji popped into my life. Stupid coffee-rabid Hyuuga... I thought about the coffee-rabid
Hyuuga..
Where's my coffee-rabid Hyuuga? I mean, he's usually the one who pops right by my side like a
vampire. Hmm, he certainly fits the characteristics of a vampire.
Oh, my God! What if he's one and when he gave me that hickey he converted me into one?!
I glanced at the shiny, silver platter hung on the wall. Nope. I can still see my refection...
Wait, wasn't that proven as a myth?
...
OH MY GOD I'M A VAMPIRE AND I EAT BLOOD FOR A LIVING AND I'M GONNA BE A MURDER AND
I'M GOING TO HAVE AN OVER-ACTIVE SEX-DRIVE AND... Thoughts like those flooded my mind
while my eyes widened considerably.

Uh oh.
I'm of a different species now...
Nooo! I'm an outcast!
Yeah, Tenten? Helloooo?
I jumped. Oh... when did you get here?
Katana shrugged, picking at her nails. Snob. I never left, Tennie-dear.
... Lies. I narrowed my eyes, trying to bring out my cool vamp fangs. Come onn.... POP OUT!
Okay, okay! she held up her hands. Haha, victory! So, I just sorta ducked into a cabinet and
waited for you pass by so I could leap out and extract my revenge and all.
I stared. Be entranced by my cool, abnormal eyes 'cause Vampires have that mystic thing going
on.
Katana gave me a sheepish grin. Yes.. it's working. Hey, being a Vampire isn't so bad. Ahh, what
did you want?
... How do you know Sakura, I narrowed my eyes. Fangs... do your magic! I remember you
calling her over and I don't recall you ever meeting her. My eyes widened. YOU'RE A STALKER!!
I'll hunt her down with my awesome sixth sense and super running powers!
Oh, my God... and maybe bang Edward Cullen while I'm at it. He's a vampire, I'm a vampire. It all
works out... oh, wait, he's an angst-ridden mess so I can imagine he'd stare at a diploma or read
a book while he bangs...
I can imagine him being the Comes When Enlightened type.
I can bet Neji isn't like that... oh, and he's a vampire too! Yes!
She gasped in reply. NEVER! I JUST WENT THROUGH YOUR PHONE!
I WILL SUE THE MOTHERwhat? I stared at her openly, my mouth slack. She giggled and
pointed at my back pocket. Your phone falls out a lot so I, like, plucked it out and went through
your contacts and, like, Sakura was in your BEST FRIEND category and basically the only person
who calls you... well, Neji does too but not as often
Katana.
Right, soo.. Yeah. she coughed, overlooking my glare. Don't put addresses inside the contact
info, doll.
Piss of, Katana.
Whaaa... Oh, look, fire. She said blankly, pointing behind me.
I turned, Where? I blinked and turned back... only to see nothing but air and hear a distant
crackling.

... KATANA!!
BUHAHAHA!
I rubbed my forehead. Ahh, blast it all. I'll never be able to catch with a girl who dances like a
bunny. Seriously, ever seen a bunny dance? It's quite interesting, they just leap around really
quickly.
I glanced at my hands. Yeah, I'm probably not even a vampire, huh? Totally blew my bubble,
man.. all well, in my mind I can be a vampire.
I SEE HER! I froze. GET HER! HURRYBEFORE SHE RUNS AWAY AGAIN.. I need my pills...
Uh oh. Hyuuga Elders.
.x.
.: Flashback: Tenten's POV :.
So, I was sneaking through the halls of the Hyuuga Manor when BAM I came across this one door
at the end and hear the murmur of peoples voices'. So, what did I do? I did what any other
American would have done...
I totally eavesdropped.
Like, totally.
I didn't even bother to hide it. Come on, Hyuuga conversations are seriously interesting. They
over-analyze everything andOH, GOD, NO!
... Think she is pregnant! That is the only logical explanation for Young Neji's infatuation for the
young girl. Who clearly does not fit Hyuuga standards.
I beg a differ, she is very lovelyOW!
We're suppose to be against the marriage, you dolt.
Right... Of course.
I can feel myself gaping.
Me? Neji? KID?! Something does not add up. Oh, yeah. SEX. Because I would have remembered
something that exciting...
Silence. Go find her now and bring her to my officeI must have a word with the girl.
Yes, Lord Hiashi.
Uh oh.
... I still think she should just marryOW.
Well. Time to bolt on outta here...
And, well, I scrambled down the hall yelling at the top of my lungs while two, confused, Hyuuga
elders watched me run before running after me themselves.

Took me ages to get them off my back. And when I did, I found myself on the second floor,
panting, tired, and sweaty and then they found me again and on with the chase.
And thats how I found myself on the fifth fucking floor, sneaking around, and bumping into the
maids and surprisingly never getting caught...
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
GET HER! I SEE HER!
.. Crap. Not again.
.x.
,: Neji's POV :.
I stared at the flames that rose up the walls and quickly began to consume several of my precious
weights. But that wasn't important at the moment... what was important was the fact that there
was fire inside the Hyuuga Manor and it was quite quickly growing into a very large fire.
.. Oh, shit. Katana, you are going to get disowned.
I glanced up at the ceiling, frowning. What was up with the fire alarms? Weren't they suppose to
go off no
RING
...w.
I winced and covered my nose, the black smoke beginning to drift into my nose. It smelled
terribly awful. That would be the fault of the suppose inflammable plastic that Hiashi had
customarily made for my weights...
So much for inflammable.
As the fire alarm rings in a deafening pitch I stumble out and check down the halls, seeing no one
there. The alarms should be going off everywhere... warning the Hyuuga's of a fire.
I frown. This was going to be troublesome.
Leave me alone!
Slow down, miss!
No!
Please..!
... No!
I turned to see... Tenten sprinting down the hall, looking deadly tired, and slide passed me as two
Hyuuga Elders yelled after her.
... Uncles?

And they stopped, turned, and sent me a tense smile.

Hello, sir.
What are you doing?
... Why, nothing, young sir.
I narrowed my eyes. That's a lie.
...We're chasing after Miss Tenten, sir. they both said in a dull unison.
Why?
Lord Hiashi wishes to see her, that's why! the one on the left huffs.
Yes, and now we must go find her. the one on the right sighs. Apparently, he noticed her lack of
presence in the room already.
Well, isn't he quite special. Even I noticed she'd left... then again, I am hyper aware of her
presence... always.
I inwardly coughed.
I'll look for her, I told them, signaling to the fire behind me with a wave. And you both put out
the fire before it reaches... a worse level.
What fiOH, FIRE!!
Jesus, slow, isn't he? I shook my head and gestured to the fire once more. I mean, it was just
fire. And the Hyuuga households walls were inflammable... or so Hiashi told me. He probably lied.
I was stiff for a moment.
If he lied, then the house will burn down. And if the house burned down then I'd be homeless and
if it did burn down then Tenten would be stuck inside and it'd be a tragedy and it'd be the worst
time of my life and I'm going to have to live as an indifferent, dull, and emotionless old man and
marry some slutty woman because my significant other burned and died in my manor. And then
my kid will be like me when I was 13 which is an emotional mess with major issues and probably
eventually commit suicide because I don't care because Tenten is dead and I'd die alone and
lonely and then go to Hell.
Oh, God. How horribly clich that sounds.
I shook my head of those thoughts. Yes, fire. I repeat dully and departed with a Now, if you
excuse me... and strut passed their shocked forms and wide saucer eyes at the flashing flames of
orange.
I needed to find Tenten. Now. Before my brain works up ways of how my little short movie can
come true...
.:Tenten:.

.x.

She panted. I think I lost them already. Or not. No, yes, I did loose them. But this is just great.
Now she didn't even know where she am and why did she smell smoke again? She creeped up the
hall and peeked over the corner.
Huh.
Yellow-orange flames with black smoke surrounding the ceiling...
And, it looked really really bad.
Oh, Katana, you are going to get disowned, girl. Tenten muttered, backing up from the lashing
flames. Um, not cool. They were getting a bit too close for comfort andAH, OH MY GOD IT
TOUCHED MEEEE!
She darted back and grabbed her hand, which prickled with pins. Ow, flame-hugs hurt. As she
silently cursed my stupidity (Sakura must be rubbing off on me... next thing you know, I'll be
standing on the tables at a pub singing Peanut Butter Jelly Time in a banana suit and maracas.),
She failed to notice the small whimper that came from past the flames.
But she did eventually.
Tenten blinked. Uh, hello?
There it was again! Someone was on the other sideAH, FIRE-HUGS!
Tenten jumped back and stared fearfully at the rising flames. It was getting hard to breath now
that she thought about it; the black air heavy with smog. And the heat, oh God, it was so damn
hot she thought of the time Sakura put her head near an oven (don't ask).
H-Help me... the voice said, pitched and quite girlish. She guessed it was one of the Hyuuga
girls trapped on the other side of the flames.
Tenten became worried; really worried. Those flames looked really lethal. Oh, what to do... what
to do. Jump on right in there and save her or wait like a coward and hope she doesn't die.
She bit her lip.
Time to decide the macho-man way...
She plucked out a coin from my pocket.
Yep, nothing like a good play of Head's and Tails to help you decide. Hehe, this is how I failed my
High school exams, She thought with a snicker.
Heads: she saves her.
Tails: she waits it out.
I've got three chances... let's see my luck!
She flipped it.
Tenten grinned; Tails!
She flipped it again, the heat making her sweat badly. She felt something rather slimy dribble

down my temple and guessed it was the black smoke pasting onto her face.
Take note, she felt disgusted.
But she had to hurry; the girl was about 10 steps away from the flames and she bet it wouldn't
stay that way for long.
Heads.
Okay, last one decides it all!
As she positioned the coin on my thumb, she flipped it and heard a loud yelp of pain at the same
time. She looked up to see a flash of chocolate brown hair from the veil of flames.
Uh oh.
HeyHey, you alright in there? she called.
Help me! she cried, Hurry up and help me, please! Hurrythe flamesKYAAA!
She checked the coin.
Tails.
Oh, looks like she'd have to wait it out...
Don't worry! I yelled. I'll go get some help right now, meanwhile you wait
NOOO she wailed, a clear sob rising up her throat. Ouch, girls got some vocals on her. Help me
out nowOWW.
Butbut if you would just...
Ow, she cried, sobbing now. Ow, ow, ow! It hurts, please help me out! Please!! Just take me
out.. please!
She frowned. She couldn't help itshe sounded so scared and desperate... while maintaining the
snobby note in her words.
Tenten sighed. Sorry, coin, but not today.
Preparing herself to dash through the flickering flames of doom, she raised her arms to her face
and shut her eyes. This was going to hurt so badly. She began to run when something thrust her
back and into a hard wall.
A very warm and soft wall.
Ah, craptastic timing, Neji.
What the hell do you think you're doing? it asked. That was defiantly not a wall, she thought
with a pout, it was Neji's chest. I've felt it too many times to not be able to recognize it.
.. I was about to run through the fire.
She didn't look at his incredulous face. Why?

Because.. Because someone is on the other side and in need of help thats why! she countered,
pushing herself off and pointing. Hurryshe's hurt!
She saw the conflict of emotions in his eyes. Oh, now wasn't the time to be all genius! Hurry!
He was still by her. No. Those flames are too strongwe would get very badly hurt if we were to
just recklessly run through them.
Tenten frowned. But we have to do somethingthe girl's going to die if we don'tAHH! FIRE!
She jumped closer to him, watching as the flames erupted violently.
WHAAA! I WANNA GO HOMESCREW NEJI!
As the flames grew she felt something wrap around mecooling her down a fraction. She noticed
it was the velvet curtain hung by the window. She looked up at Neji, who bared a grim
expression.
Err, Neji?
What?
... Why are we wrapped in a curtain like a taco?
Like awhatsigh... because if we don't then we'll burn, Tenten.
Oh. she frowned. but aren't we suppose to be trying to save the chick on the other side?
Yes, thats what we're about to do now.
She grew nervous at his determined face. Uh oh.. I don't like the sound of that.
He smirked down at me, You were the one who persisted we go save her... or are you too scared
to do it?
HA! ME? SCARED? More like him, the pansy! Psh, no!
With the same smirk he said, Well then?
C-Can't we just
No. he said simply and ran through the dancing orange and yellow flames while she screamed at
the top of my lungs, I DIDN'T SIGN THIS IN THE CONTRACT I MADE WITH YOU!! and then they
stopped.
... Tenten?
NO! NOI DONT WANT TO BURN!
Tenten, it's over. he said dully. Staring amusingly at me.
She blinked, peeked out, and grinned. Way to go, Neji! You didn't kill me while at it either! Ooh,
that's a bonus. she winked.
He smirked. That reminds me... I have a question to ask you.

Ask away, Neji-bro. she replied breezily.

He took a breath, I noticed, before saying: Tenten, this is a very serious question and
Cousin Neji! She turned to see a very pretty Hyuuga female jump up from her kneeling position
and leap onto Neji, throwing me out of the way as she clutched onto him. She looked no younger
than 10 and tears streaked her face. Neji held her lightly, patting her back.
Hoshina.
C-C-C... she didn't finish before she burst into tears again. Tenten felt bad for the child before
glancing at the black doorway. The flames seemed to be stableno, more like simply dancing
away and not growing. Tenten could see several curtains catch fire now and the furniture was
burning too. Fire alarms were blaring all around and the emergency sprinklers hadn't been
installed in that part of the household, meaning they had to put out the fire in their own way.
Tenten leaned away upon seeing the fire slowly consume the carpet in front. Too close to her. She
just kept backing away. Um, Neji? I think we should go now... the fire's not waiting for us to
finish up our little chat. she said in a pitched voice, backing until she bumped into a wall.
Wh-What? Tenten turned to see a very blank all. Um... Neji, do you happen to have more of
that curtain?
Neji shook his head, throwing the cloth on the ground; burnt and unusable now. No. It's too
damaged and small to hold the three of us. he said, hoisting Hoshina up on his waist. Tenten took
note on how well he handled kids.
Then how will we getNEJI WATCH OUT! Tenten screamed highly, watching Neji slam to the
wall, the flames deathly hot and close. Hoshina let out a scream and clung to him.
Damn, he glanced at the burn mark on his arm; the searing almost unbearable at the moment.
Neji! Oh, my God, are you okay? Tenten screeched, running to them and checking the nasty
burn on his forearm. He shrugged her hand away and strained: I'm fine. It's just a slight burn.
She snorted. Slight burn my coffee! That's a really bad burn... she sighed. Let me see.
No.
Neji...
No, you'll hurt me even more. he deadpanned and hoisted Hoshina up farther. We have to get
her somewhere safe...
But where?
Up! Hoshina squeaked, pointing upward at the handle. Upinto the ventilation system so I can
can go to the other room.
I don't know... that looks pretty risky.
Psha, Tenten waved. Let her hop into the vent system! She can crawl over to the next room and
whoa, what was that!?

CRACK
They stared at the ground, which was weakening with the fires intense heat and the fact that
there was a DO NOT ENTERFLOOR IN REPAIR sign catching flames just steps ahead.
When did that get there...?
I don't know, Neji responded, shoving Hoshina on his neck and standing again. But we need to
go he moved Tenten closer to him as the flames erupted with a deafening SHHH.
CRACK CRACK
Neji, Tenten said nervously, grasping his shirt sleeve as Hoshina strained to push the opening
open.
I can't open it! the small girl cried. It won't open.
Push harder.
It won'tKYAAA! she screamed when Neji lost his balance. Tenten was now in hysterics, pushing
Neji back as the fire got closer, coughing and crying as the smoke damaged her eyes. Neji's were
worse as they were sensitive.
Owshit, my eyes!
GASP! NEJI. LANGUAGE!
Glare. Tenten. Not now.
Huff. Yes, now. She's the next generation so stop staining her with ugly words!
Jesusforget it..
Tenten shrugged.
POP
.. Hey, she opened it. Way to go mini-Hyuuga!
Tenten.. he said in exasperation.
What?
... Nothing. Nothing at all.
Noo, tell me, Neji!
No.
Tell meee!
No. I forgot.
Gasp. Lies...

Tenten, drop it. Neji snapped, pushing Hoshina through the smallish hole until she squeaked an:
Okay!
No, come on.. tell me!
CRACK
And the crack went unoticed by the duo...
No.
Yes!
No.
Come onn...
Neji sent her a scathing glare. NO.
Aw, she went unaffected. YES! Oh, come on Neji! What were you going to say!
And then there went a small bloop in little Neji Hyuuga's head...
I was about to say why the hell I was about to propose to you today! he snapped, sending her
lethal glares.
You were what...?
Neji then froze. Oh, crap.
You were.. going to propose... to me? Tenten swallowed, staring at him.
Neji sighed, running a hand through his hair and lifting his shirt to cover his nose again. Tenten
had it the same as well, only her eyes were watering. He was straight out crying and would be
called a pansy if it wasn't for the fact they were in a life-death situation.
This is defiantly the most crap-proposal any woman has ever gotten but... marry me, Tenten?
Well.. it depends
CRACKK
Tenten didn't even know what hit her when she felt the floor sink beneath her with one lurch.
Tenten watched as a deep, printed indent began to form and slowly... the floor tore open and they
both tumbled down the steep hole.
I BLAME HYUUGAAAA!!
UWAA! Came their screams as they fell through the flooring. Tenten landed straight on the metal
table, stomach first and with a agonized OOF! while Neji landed near her legs and on his side.
He gripped his thigh with a painful groan as Tenten clutched her stomach.
Oh, damn.. Tenten wheezed. That really hurt.
Hn.

Tenten looked up, freezing up. She tugged on Neji's shirt sleeve repeatedly until grasping his
attention to the shocked-silent crowd in front of themselves
They both stared at each other, bewildered. Had all of that really just happened? The question
stayed locked in their minds as the entire Hyuuga Clan watched in silent amusement at the couple
who fell through the.. ceiling and onto a table... where the food was utterly destroyed.
Tenten stood up, coughing and dusting off the smudges of black and dirt that had stained her shirt
and skin, before taking a shaky step forward.
Neji had already been standing up, his white shirt streaked black and hair still perfectly made...
Tenten frowned at her own hair; she'd bet it looked horrible. How did Neji manage to look like a
first class pedigree doggy? Oh yeah, cause he was, Tenten grumbled inwardly.
N-Neji?
Hn?
What just happened?
The fire consumed almost all of the west wing and we put a stop to it and you saved Hoshina
from burning to death in the midst of it all.
She nodded, dazed. Oh, thats what I thought happened...
... And I proposed to you.
I knew it. she said arrogantly.
But you never gave me an answer.
Tenten let her lip curl into a sly smirk at his stony tone. I don't have to give you an answer. she
said bluntly, stalking off the still-standing table, cracking her back and glancing at the hole in the
wall where they had fallen down toI am not going to pay for thatand smiling idly as Neji
stared with blank eyes. Before scurrying down to follow her.
She loved the way he was smitten with her.
Or not.
Either way, she had control somehow.
Tenten, give me an answer.
No.
Tenten.
N-O.
Tenten, now.
Make me.

Juranai Tenten, I demand an answer now.

She grinned and threw a sly look over her shoulder, Think, Hyuuga, think. What would Tenten say
if she got proposed to the most hottest, richest, and most arrogant, ice-cubish bastard this world
has ever know... aside from Uchiha Sasuke?
He managed to keep his chuckle to himself.
She would say yes.
.x.
Meanwhile...
3 Hours Later...
Umm... Sasuke? Sakura asked, sticking her tongue out of the side of her mouth as she rotated
the map in her hands. They had been trying to reach the Hyuuga Manor for about three hours and
no such luck.
And, Sakura had quick hands.
She did carry the map after all.
Karin sniffed and huffed, turning back to filing her nails.
What?
I think... I think we're lost.
... Wha
WHAT!? YOU STIPID COTTON CANDY
LALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, FAT COW!
UGH! Karin slouched back and sent daggers of glares to the rosette in front, who was pouting
innocently.
Sasuke turned back to her, what are you talking about
Hahaha! Look, the sign says 'NEVADA'. We can't be in Nevada, silly sign! We live in Los Angeles!
Sakura laughed kid-ishly, pointing at the sign and oblivious to both Sasuke's and Karin's shocked
and bewildered faces.
YOU FUCKINGGAHH, forget it.. Karin slumped back and pressed the heel of her palms into
her eyes.
Sasuke slapped a hand over his face.
Why did he like her again?
Sasuke, you know you could always go back, Sakura smiled brightly. I mean, it's a wrong turn
somewhere. I bet we can retrace our steps and go to the Hyuuga Manor! So, come on! Turn this
sucker around, baby!

Oh, yes, because she was just simply adorable.

Sasuke grimaced.
He was in for a bumpy ride. But then again.. Uchiha's were most known for getting what they
want. When they want. Even if they have to fight for it..
SASUKE! OH MY GOD! CHUCKY CHEESE! Rest stop! Rest stop! Rest stop!!
He responded by slamming his head to the steering wheel.
.x.