Kingswood Communist Party

Manifesto
 Introduction Contents
Dear friends, Introduction……………………………… 2
The Economy..…………………………… 4
We live in a time of crisis. Society is
plagued by danger after danger, Government Spending………………..… 6
from global warming to Energy…………………………………….. 8
unemployment to the recession. All
the other parties are struggling to Politics……………………………………. 10
find solutions to them, and yet they Kingswood………………………………. 12
have not seen the obvious: that all these problems are
generated by the capitalist system. Greed and self-interest
have for too long held the rudder of our country; it is high time
that someone took up the fight for equality and freedom.

Communism should no longer be seen as a radical, extremist

movement, but as a logical and essential part of the
government of Britain. We believe that with your support, we
can steer our nation into a glorious future, and that through
our example, the world can be ruled by interest in the common
good, rather than the selfish accumulation of wealth which will
prove ruinous otherwise.

Thank you,

Gabriel Penn

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MONEY.
It’s a crime.
- Pink Floyd
In accordance with Marx & Engels’ ideas, we intend to
distribute wealth and nationalise all businesses. They
will be owned by the state, but there will be few
changes to well-known companies. Through this we
intend to ensure that our principles of equality are
achieved, while at the same time people can still enjoy
a lot of the pleasures they are used to.
1. Wealth will be evenly distributed throughout the
population, for their free use. Other requirements
such as medication, education etc. will be provided
by the State.
2. All banks will be shut down, and replaced by one
State-controlled bank, for the sole purpose of keep-
ing citizens’ money safe. This means loans will
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only be made for the benefit of the State, to coun-
tries that can pay them back. If there are no banks,
there can be no banking crises.
3. All supermarket chains will be combined into one
State chain, where citizens will be able to buy
State-regulated food, which will be locally sourced
or Fairtrade, and chosen to promote the health of
the consumer.
4. Small businesses will be controlled by the State,
but the people who ran them originally may be al-
lowed to continue to run them, under State supervi-
sion and with all profits going to the State.
5. There will be no taxation, as it will be unnecessary
when all property is already at the State’s disposal.
6. Using its current financial weakness, we intend to
purchase Iceland. This will provide us with addi-
tional land and resources, and benefit in other
ways.
7. People will be put to work farming, so that eventu-
ally all our food will be British produce and we
will be self-sufficient.
 each
From according 4.
ducing road traffic, help curb emissions.
Old-aged persons will be given State-provided
to his care, and, along with children, will have priority if

ability, 5.
money is limited.
We will invest in the reclamation of land for agri-
culture, so that it is usable again at no risk, and so
each
to according we are making the most of our resources.

to
his need. - Karl Marx
While everyone will receive equal money, this will be
required only for food, household commodities, and
comforts. All other necessities will be provided by the
State.
1. Healthcare will be free, and we will use previously
private hospitals and medical establishments as
part of the NHS.
2. Education will be fully provided by the State. Pri-
vate schools will become public, but retain most of
their current resources. University will no longer
need to be paid for.
3. We will build new high-speed railroads to reduce
road congestion and create jobs. These will enable
the nation to become more connected, and, in re-
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Who vides a huge amount of potential for green
power.

RED 5. Money will be invested in fusion power re-

search, as it is clear to us that this is the fuel of
the future.

can’t be
6. These schemes will provide a great number of
jobs, so unemployment will be further reduced.

GREEN?
One of our major aims is to make Britain fully en-
ergy self-sufficient and sustainable. We believe that
to achieve prosperity
1. We will build new sustainable power stations,
thereby creating jobs and a source of green en-
ergy.
2. Windfarms will be built in higher areas where
wind is strongest, for instance Scotland, and at
sea.
3. Solar plants will be built likewise in areas
where their output is optimal.
4. Several geothermal plants will be set up in Ice-
land, where of course the volcanic activity pro-
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We the
against another party/group, whether or not they
do so to us.

rational
side of

Communism
Throughout our campaign we have been diplomatic,
efficient and tolerant. We want to prove that Com-
munism doesn’t have to be aggressive and belliger-
ent - indeed, it cannot ever work if it is.
1. We will NEVER attempt to make it impossible
to vote in another party. We believe this will be
unnecessary as we will soon prove how effec-
tive our policies are.
2. We will keep Britain in the EU - it is essential
that we keep our links to the continent.
3. The voting system will be changed to the
“Alternative Vote” to ensure total fairness.
4. We will never make ungrounded accusations
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year group.

happiness, 7. Activities will no longer be age-restricted

(unless this is absolutely necessary).

excellence,
8. There will not be a permanent headteacher, but
instead a Teachers’ and Pupils’ Council will
and elect a “leading teacher”, who will fill this role
for one term.

Communism!
Of course, it is important to remember that Kings-
wood has been the heart of our glorious struggle, so
we must have some special policies concerning this
great school.
1. Staff and pupils will be given equal rights.
Teachers will have to queue for lunch like eve-
ryone else.
2. The SAN will become a general hospital.
3. Homework will be reduced, which will also
mean less marking for teachers.
4. Hot chocolate will be made available at teatime.
5. Sixth Period will be abolished.
6. More racks will be built in the main school to
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