Expect to be Blown Away by The

Interview

LOS ANGELESDecember 11th, 2014. James Franco, Seth Rogen, and Evan Goldberg emerge from
their limousine to address the much-anticipated uproar for the release of their film, The Interview;
however, utter nuclear devastation, fire, and insane radioactive levels greet them instead. The theater had
been nuked while the instigators sat safely several miles away, celebrating with coherence-debilitating
agents.
This is what could have been the result of the simple existence of the hilarious, hilariously controversial,
genuinely controversial film, The Interview. However, the world is able to harmoniously operate due to
the debatably honorable fearlessness of the United States, and infantilethankfully emptythreats of
North Korea.

You wouldnt have even needed to actually watch The Interview to have been aware of its repercussions.
The movie, produced by genius film duo Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, procured severe concerns of
national security. The movie is an inspirational piece of propaganda that had the ability to ignite an
exaggerated McCarthy-era red scare in the most mellow of American citizens, and provided them with a
specific target: Kim Jong-un. The Interview not only broadcasts the truth about North Korea, which the
government had mercifully hidden from its citizens and carefully hid from the world, but the film maps
out a specific plan of action to kill the nations sacred leader. This blasphemous, militant ploy caused
North Korea to react with necessary concern for the well being of their leader.
It began with the North Korean threat against the United States, if Columbia pictures released the film. At
which point, Columbia demonstrated a progressive sign of consent, when they decided to delay the release
of the film two months. They admitted they should adapt the movie to be more acceptable in North
Korea, so they chose to replace the buttons on military characters uniforms with fake ones meant to
simply mimic the real design used on the real North Korean military uniforms
too recognizable actual design, as originally planned. Also, they complied to
relax the death scene of Kim Jong-un, hoping he wouldnt feel as battered by the
amended explosion in lieu of a marginally more offensive murder they had
previously planned.

Are these
valid threats?
And, who
should
respond?

This initial debacle constituted a couple questions: Are these valid threats? And,
who should respond? Luckily, Robert R. King, U.S. Special Envoy for North
Korean Human Rights Issues reassured U.S. citizens that the statements were
likely without follow-up, besides we dont tell industry what to do. So, if we get
bombed dont blame the government, blame the movie industry, this testimony
cleared the anxious thoughts of many Americans, and they were relieved that their safety was now in the
hands of the film industry.
However, when the North Korean hackers electronically invaded Sony Pictures Entertainment, the public
were frightened by the unveiled information. Not only did the hackers threaten terrorist attacks against
cinemas, but Beyonce and Jay-Z were paid $10,000 each for cameos that did not even appear in the film.
And when the comfort of early access to black Annie wore off, people needed to hear from leadership.
Finally realizing the possible validity to terrorist threats, monumental and
scholarly societal figures began to pose progressive theories. Seth Rogen
I would never
proposed that if the DVDs were leaked into North Korea, they could ignite a
revolution against the intense communist regime. His strategy resembles the
want something
U.S.s previous experience with communism, like the successful defeat in
wrote to lead to
Vietnam and Cuba and near victory in the originally cohesive Korea.

some kind of
humanitarian
disaster.

A third wave of hazards finally arrived when Kim Jong-un described the film
as an act of war and requested it be pulled immediately or North Korea
would react with stern and merciless retaliation. Once this statement was
broadcasted, screenwriter Dan Sterling excitedly exclaimed, I couldnt
believe that the most infamous man in the world knew about my scriptbut I would never want
something I wrote to lead to some kind of humanitarian disaster. I would be horrified if anyone got hurt,
and later tweeted Kim Jong-un read my script!!.
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