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    This document provides 25 ways to decline or say no to something in a creative or humorous way. Some examples include saying "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes" or "My ladyballs are not that big" to indicate a lack of confidence or ability. Many of the responses poke fun at overly positive or enthusiastic ways of declining by suggesting alternatives like "Fuck no" or jokingly asking to be shot. The overall tone is lighthearted and aims to offer colorful yet straightforward ways to decline an offer or proposal.

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    This document provides 25 ways to decline or say no to something in a creative or humorous way. Some examples include saying "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes" or "My ladyballs are not that big" to indicate a lack of confidence or ability. Many of the responses poke fun at overly positive or enthusiastic ways of declining by suggesting alternatives like "Fuck no" or jokingly asking to be shot. The overall tone is lighthearted and aims to offer colorful yet straightforward ways to decline an offer or proposal.

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    Badass Ways To Say 'NO'

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    This document provides 25 ways to decline or say no to something in a creative or humorous way. Some examples include saying "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes" or "My ladyballs are not that big" to indicate a lack of confidence or ability. Many of the responses poke fun at overly positive or enthusiastic ways of declining by suggesting alternatives like "Fuck no" or jokingly asking to be shot. The overall tone is lighthearted and aims to offer colorful yet straightforward ways to decline an offer or proposal.

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    25 NO

    BADASS
    WAYS TO SAY

    BECAUSE YOURE A CREATIVE BADASS

    1 The idea is bad


    and you must be punished.

    3 Id rather stick
    2 Its not a
    priority for needles in
    me at this my eyes.
    time.
    4 Or your eyes.

    5 My schedule is up in the air right now.


    SEE I T W A FTI NG GENTL Y DOW N THE C OR R I DOR .

    8 I would
    prefer a night
    7 I would prefer another
    with Keanu
    option.
    Reeves, but
    9 I love it, but I know in
    my gut Im not the
    thats just me.
    person to execute.
    6 I dont love it, which
    means Im not the right
    person for it.

    10
    I would be the

    NEVERMIND.

    absolute worst person


    to execute, are you on crack?!

    11 Life
    is too short
    TO DO THINGS YOU

    dont
    LOVE.

    12
    I no longer do things
    that make me want to
    kill myself.
    13
    You should do this
    yourself, you would be
    awesome sauce.

    14
    My ladyballs

    are not that big.


    15
    I would love to say
    16
    yes to everything, but

    Fuck no.

    that would be stupid.


    17 I am disturbed by your excessive use of smiley faces. :)
    18 Some things have come up that need my attention.

    20 There is a
    person who
    totally kicks
    21 It would cause the
    slow withering death of
    ass at this.
    19 My instincts tell
    me Im just not
    suitable for this.

    my soul.

    I AM NOT THAT PERSON.


    22
    We should rethink this.

    23 We should have the wild monkey sex.


    I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

    24
    Shoot me now.
    25 I didnt mean literally shoot me,
    you moron.
    WWW.JUSTINEMUSK.COM

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