Ad Mad Script

Scene 1. Baba entry scene.

(Baba ji sitting above table. Table covered with some cloth.)
Baba ji : jai hauman gyan gun sagar jai kapi
(Koi table ke neeche se ajeeb se funny look pe nikalta hai)
Babaji: tilooooooook uajjgarrrrr (in thoda comedy tone with ajeeb surprising
expression as in video)
(Jo aadmi bahar nikla tha wo Thoda ajeeb se look m ajeeb se style m stage exit
karega. )

Scene 2. Bhakta entry n product introducing team.

(Song plays koi sa bhi)
(Team members except baba enters at stage as bhakt)
(Entry will be a little attractive. As girls can do that.)
(Like one fashion type cat walk n one like gangu bai type)
(Songs stops)
Bhakt: baba ki ho.. Baba ki jai ho.
Baba: aao deviyo aao. Tell me your names bachha (tharki style mai)
(Both bhakt khade hojate hai)
(Song play mera naam chin chin chu baba chin chin chu, raat chandni mai aur tu
hello baba how do u do baaaabaaa baabaa)

Baba: (reacting as mad)

Bhakt 2: Baba What u thinking? That..!! na baba na (in chakka reaction)
Bhakt: mai chi cha aur ye chu
Baba: oh kya samasya hai bhakt
Bhakt 1: mere facebook mai likes nahi aate
Baba: kya tumne baba ka page like kia hai?

Bhakt1: nahii toh

Baba: like it now... Krupa barsne lagegi
Bhakt2: baba i dont gets enough marks in english
Baba: tata sky ka active english pack suscribe hai?
Bhakt2: nooooo (in funny n long reaction)
Baba: suscribe that.... Kripa will start coming on you
Bhakt2: baba baba
Baba: han bacha speak up
Bhakt2: mai bahut pareshan hu (wo tv ke teleshopping wale ad ke reaction mai)
mujhko bus stop mai ladte chedte hai mujhe bachao baba
Baba: kya kya kya (serial reaction baba got stand's up h n in anger reaction)
Baba: jab jab when when in the world atyachar hua in female tab tab ek yodha
ne birth lia. Ye hai wo yodha (showing product) (product name jo Bhi ho wo). It
will make u safe bachaa.
Bhakt:baba ki jai ho baba ki jai ho. (Song plays in background. Baba and bhakt all
dancing n exit from stage)

Scene 3. Bus stop scene

(Girl standing in bus stand. Girl in deep thinking.) (backgroung sound: mere
khayalo mai wo aae.. Aake...)
(Goons entry)
(Goons sings)
Goon1: aake tujhe koi ched jaeee
Goon2: aaaaeehhh (houseful 2 akshay kumar reaction)
(Out of both goons one will have a language ascent of bihari and one will have a
language ascent of south. Goon 1 will be south ascent n goon 2 will be bihari)
(Girl will have a normal english and marwadi language ascent)
Goon1: wat an item
(In mean while girl ignore goons)
Goon2: baby ghar pa jawogi ya jawogi club... Hamra matlab ghar ya club (hunny
singh song blue eye style)

(In mean girl start feeling little awkward & uncomfortable)

Goon1: bdw aiyo whats your namehhnaa??
Goon2: it would be laila bcz my friends call me majnu.
(Goons will make funny reaction funny expressions after their each dialogue)
Girl: a tea man became pm of country, bullkart developed into audi but u still the
same. Hahahhaha (In a reaction like making fun of them)
Goons: (apne kadam aage badate hue towards girl) hahaha.. (ravan hasi)
Girl: (girl took out the product show them as in way police show id card)
Goons: (laugh) Awwwww jio wif (reacting as girls react when they see their fav
hero with happiness)
Goon1: Anna will uhh share jiof password with me anna
(Goon2 takes out the mobile)
Girl: just a min. N girl press the button of device.
Just after some seconds (police siren sound in background)
Goon1: aiyo Dazabaazi... background sound: dazabaaz re hae daza baaz re)
(guys tries to run n suddenly goes into statue mode)

(Girl comes into front of stage. Show the product and describes it)
Girl: har nari ka rakshak (marwari ascent) har lafangi ka bhashak
Ye hai mera (product name).
Pressing a button once... And a help me out message with your location and
contact details goes to your 3 registered contacts and the nearest police station.
Toh le aaiye apke ghar apka apna (Product name) (showing Product to audience).