AT THE RESTAURANT

WAITER: Good morning Sir!!!Welcome our restaurant.

May I take your order, Sir?
CUSTOMER: Good morning, is there chicken soup?
WAITER: Yes, there is.
CUSTOMER: Are there fruit salads?
WAITER: No, there are not.
CUSTOMER: Then, I want Mexican salad with tomatoes.
WAITER: Im sorry; there are not any tomatoes in the Mexican salad.
CUSTOMER: Ok, dont worry, and how are the Hot dogs here?
WAITER: Well, They are not as good as the hamburgers with chips.
WAITER: And what would you like to drink?
CUSTOMER: I would like a juice of orange, please.
WAITER: Would you like something for dessert?
CUSTOMER: Yes, I want a piece of chocolate cake, please.
WAITER: Would you like something else?
CUSTOMER: No thanks. I'm full.
(AFTER DESSERT)
CUSTOMER: Could I have the check, please?
WAITER: Yes, here it is.
CUSTOMER: Hmmm. $23.55. Here you are.
WAITER: Thank you. Come again.
CUSTOMER: Thank you. Goodbye.
THE PATCH THIEF
THIEF: Good morning Miss!!! May I show you my beauty products?
CLIENT: No, thanks in another momentI would like to enjoy my lunch.
THIEF: It will not take much time. I insist that you will not be disappointed.
CLIENT: Ok, do you have some face creams that you can recommend me?
THIEF: Yes, of course. Here, I have good brand whitening creams. Can you choose?
CLIENT: Well, I want this. How much it is?
THIEF: It is only for you $10.00
CLIENT: Ohit is very cheap. Here you are
(AFTER THE LUNCH)
WAITER: How was the lunch?
CLIENT: Yes, It was excellent!!...Well, could I have the check, please?
WAITER: Yes, here it is.
CUSTOMER: Ok, Hmmm Not good. I lost my wallet.
WAITER: Oh, that's very bad. Was it stolen?
CLIENT: Yes and I know who was the thiefI will call the police right now
(WITH THE POLICE)
Police: Good morning miss Are you OK?
CLIENT: Yes, doesnt worry but I want to report a robbery.
POLICE: Ok, do you remember what happened exactly?
CLIENT: Yes, He approached me offering beauty products and he look like very polite and
kind.
POLICE: Could you describe him, please?
CLIENT: He looked like a man of 45 years, white, tall, black hair, with glasses, wearing a suit
and a black
briefcase where he brought his products.
POLICE: Oh miss!! You were the victim The Patch thief; he is a dangerous man stealing
wallets, watches, etc.
while he offers his products, after he goes to famous restaurants, shopping
centers and hotels.

Well miss your report was made. If you dont need anything else, let me take her
safely to her house.
CLIENT: Thank you very much.