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Schultz, Sam.
Ivan to make you laugh : jokes and novel, nifty, and notorious names / by Sam
Schultz ... [et al.] ; pictures by Brian Gable.
p. cm. (Make me laugh!)
Summary: Presents a variety of jokes about peoples names.
eISBN: 1575058383
1. Names, PersonalJuvenile humor. 2. Wit and humor, Juvenile. [1. Names,
PersonalHumor. 2. Jokes.] I. Schultz, Sam. II. Gable, Brian, 1949 ill.
III. Series.
PN6231.N24I93 2005
818'.60208dc22 2003019243
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Luke. Luke, who?
Luke, Im standing on my head!
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Q: Who ate the first hot dog?
A: Frank Furter.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Rhett. Rhett, who?
Rhett-y or not, here I come!
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Dewey. Dewey, who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Isabel. Isabel, who?
Isabel louder than a knock?
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Candy. Candy, who?
Candy-magine why youd want to
know.
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Q: Who has scratches all over his face
from his mean cat?
A: Claude.
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Q: Who is the most fearless mountain
climber?
A: Cliff Hanger.
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Q: Who taught ranchers to mark their
cattle for identification?
A: Brandon Iron.
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Q: Who crossed the street without using
the crosswalk?
A: Jay Walker.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Francis. Francis, who?
Francis where the Statue of Liberty
comes from.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Mabel. Mabel, who?
Mabel Ill tell you, and mabel I wont.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Juan. Juan, who?
Juan, two, three, four.
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Q: Who can you always find in the sun?
A: Sandy Beach.
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Q: What do you call a girl who talks up
a storm?
A: Gail.
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Q: Who never uses butter on her toast?
A: Marge Orin.
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Q: Who has the most powerful weapons
in space?
A: Ray Gun.
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Q: Who drinks up all the water in the
bathtub?
A: Dwayne.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Benny. Benny, who?
Benny for your thoughts.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Carmen. Carmen, who?
Carmen over to my house!
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Cecil. Cecil, who?
Cecil have music wherever she goes.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Russell. Russell, who?
Russell up some vittles, pardner. Im
starved!
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Q: What do you call a driver who doesnt
look where hes going?
A: Rex.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Fido. Fido, who?
Fidont you call me on Saturday.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Everett. Everett, who?
Everett all the spinach on your plate?
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Q: What do you call a boy whos crackers?
A: Graham.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Rhoda. Rhoda, who?
Rhoda horse yesterday and fell off.
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Knock, Knock. Whos there?
Sarah. Sarah, who?
Sarah doorbell around here? Im
tired of knocking!
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Q: Who do people step on before they go
into the house?
A: Matt.
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