A young journalism student at Swansea

University was assigned to write a humaninterest story, so he went up into the

mountains, where he found a farmer sitting on his porch. He introduced himself,
explained his mission, and asked, Has
anything ever happened here that made
you really happy?
The farmer thought for a moment, then
said, I remember one time my neighbours
daughter, a fne looking girl, got lost, see.
So we formed a posse and went to look for
her, and when we found her, we all took
turns to screw her.
I cant print that! said the young student. Cant you think of anything else
that
happened that made you happy?
The farmer thought for a while longer,
then smiled. Oh! One time a neighbours
sheep got lost, see. We formed a posse to
look for it, and when we found it, we all
took turns to screw it.
Again, the young man said I cant write
about that either. Lets try another
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approach. Has anything ever happened
around here that made you really sad?
The old farmer dropped his head in
shame. After a couple of seconds he looked
up timidly at the young man and said,
This one time, I got lost . . .

At the World Womens Conference, a

feminist speaker from Germany stood up:
At last years conference we talked about
being more assertive with our husbands.
After the conference I went home and told
my husband that I would no longer cook
for him and that he would have to do it
himself. After the first day I saw nothing.
After the second day I saw nothing. But
after the third day I saw that he had cooked
a wonderful full roast with all the trimmings. The crowd clapped and cheered.
A second speaker from America stood
up: After last years conference I went
home and told my husband that I would no
longer do his ironing and that he would
have to do it himself. After the first day I
saw nothing. After the second day I saw
nothing. But after the third day I saw that
he had done not only his own ironing but
my ironing as well. The crowd clapped
and cheered.
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A third speaker from England stood up:
After last years conference I went home
and told my husband that I wasnt going to
do his laundry any more and that he would
have to do it himself. After the first day I
saw nothing. After the second day I saw
nothing. But after the third day I could see
a little bit out of my left eye.

Henry Lee Lucas, who in the early 1980s confessed to hundreds of unsolved
murders in the USA, is undoubtedly the most prolific serial confessor in world
history

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was no evidence of antisocial personality disorder from the score obtained on
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