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20 JAN 2018
worth with stamina and agility easily wrestling scene, but with his 210lb sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-
matching last year’s winner. Lutti’s frame he was expected to fare well ing my daughter’s car to the end of
experience paid off initially as he took against Johnson who weighs in at the road and back whenever I felt my
the first two rounds, but as John- only 90lb. However Johnson’s lithe arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy
son became more confident her su- and slender, some would say scrawny, added "I always knew she could do
perior strength came to the fore and figure belies her agility and strength it. She’s my grandma.". The young-
she clawed back two rounds to take which she demonstrated by holding ster is also her manager and has re-
the contest into a decider. By this Thompson above her head several portedly arranged sponsorship deals
time Lutti’s body language indicated times during the bout and throwing which will dwarf her one million dol-
that he already felt overawed by the him into the crowd once. With the lar prize fund. Her new contract with
pretender to his crown, and the new- scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the headband designer Nike alone is set
comer took advantage of this to en- contest went to a panel of judges to be to earn her fourteen billion dollars
gage a mutual headlock which she assessed. They awarded Thompson a over the next year. She will also be
held for three hours until the Vat- C grade whilst Johnson received an promoting Tupperware, Halliburton,
ican man retired from exhaustion. A, becoming the first grandmother to the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala
The next seven matches were barely ever win the title. Bingo. Her continued participation in
a contest as the news of Johnson’s The new champion explained her the sport is not assured as she wants
supremacy overawed all her oppo- success as the result of a strict train- to spend more time on her bungee-
nents who became too indimidated to ing regimen instituted by her coach jumping business, and knitting. Ev-
fight properly. and grandson five-year-old Sammy eryone here at the World Champi-
Nigerian Tommy Thompson is Johnson. "I’ve been drinking ten onships, however, hopes for her re-
also a relative newcomer to the raw eggs for breakfast every morning, turn.