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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

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Category: F/M
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Relationship: Severus Snape/Lily Evans
Character: Severus Snape, Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James
Potter
Additional Tags: Quidditch, Marauders' Era, Art, Fanart, Illustrated
Stats: Published: 2015-03-07 Completed: 2015-03-08 Chapters: 5/5 Words:
11202

By Any Other Name

by Didodikali

Summary

An illustrated 1970s Marauders' era Sev and Lily fic, written way back in 2002. This was
written before HBP, back when we all assumed all Slytherins were pure-bloods.
 The Set Up

Juliet: That which we call a rose

by any other name would smell as sweet.
~Shakespeare

I can't believe they think I'm gay. Yes, it's true that I'm the only girl to play Seeker at Hogwarts
since Miss Hooch dueled for the right to play years and years ago. And, yes, it's true that
Gryffindor boys keep challenging me to Quidditch duels and that I fly circles around them and
kick Quidditch arse as I defend my place on the reserve team.

Yeah, I'm on the reserve team. I'd be on the regular team if it wasn't for James, who could go
professional if he wanted. He's my friend, so I try not to hope too much he'll fall of his broom and
give me a chance. As if! He's too good; it'll never happen. You can tell that I'm not playing for
glory though, but because I love the game. The reserve teams barely get any attention. Most of our
games there's no one in the stands. Well. Except for the Marauders, but they're so rabid about
Quidditch, I don't think they count.

But anyway, standing here in this boys' locker room inhaling the sweetsour smell of boys leaning
into manhood, pushed almost beyond endurance by a good game, naked and dripping sweat...
Whhhoooaaah! Yum.

I can't believe they think I'm gay. I reckon if I told all the other girls how dee-lish the boys' locker
room was, I'd have to fight twice as many Quidditch duels, so I suppose I'll live with my slightly
suspect girl-jock reputation.

However, since I am the only girl on any of the teams, the school has no girls' locker rooms. Most
practices and games I use the Hufflepuff boys' locker rooms. I don't tend to use the Ravenclaw
locker rooms because they are filled with annoying posters about Quidditch strategy and talking
mirrors which constantly list all the Quidditch fouls one should avoid and, for Merlin's sake, if
there was ever a game that shouldn't be over-intellectualized it's Quidditch!

So, on those occasions when the Gryffindor Reserves play the Hufflepuff Reserves, I go change
in the Slytherin locker rooms. I like the Slytherin locker rooms; they're green and quiet and those
hot, sweaty Purebloods smell just as yummy as the hot, sweaty Huffies. ....God, I can't believe
they think I'm gay!

Right. Anyway. The Huffies, who are sweet and trusting and chivalrous gave me a key, but the
Slytherins ....duh! ...did not. Every time I use the snake rooms, I have to ask a Slytherin to open it
for me.

And I usually ask Sev, because he's my lab partner in Potions and he's slightly less of an arsehole
than the rest of the reptiles. He's well trained now, too. I say, "Is it going to be a long fight ending
with Dumbledore giving you a direct order or are you just going to give me the goddamn key right
now?" and Sev sneers, hands it to me and says,"Back in my hands the second you're done with it
or I'll poison your pumpkin juice."
It's a working relationship. Yeah. So you can see why Sev was my first choice for assistance
when I had that tit versus Bludger problem.

No?

Okay, let me explain...

I found Lily in the back of the seventh year student lab in the middle of a sigiled chalk circle. She
had her wand in her hand and was gesturing to the four quarters. "If you're summoning demons,
then I'm telling," I said.
Lily didn't bat an eye. "Well, I'm not, so you can relax."

"Good, because you're in the circle. That's the way you end up getting chewed into little bits."

Lily turned and drew a final sigil in the air. "Awww. Are you worried about me, Sev?"

"No way! Absolutely not! It's just I'm sure I'd get stuck with the detention and have to mop your
sticky remains off the classroom floor. Couldn't you do this in the forest and let the bugs eat you?"

"Needed a nice stone floor to draw a perfect circle," she said. Charms is Lily's best subject. I have
no idea what she is doing for her Final Project, I'm certain it's nothing Dark or demony, but
whatever it is, it looks hard.

"Ah. ...Wanna make a postmortem mopping potion for homework, then?" I said.

She rolled her eyes at me. "Oh, Sev." I keep telling her not to call me that, but it makes absolutely
no difference. The girl does whatever she wants.

Lily cleaned up her Charms project, and pulled out the ingredients for our Potions homework. I set
out some glassware and did a quick ignition charm under a beaker. We got to work.

An hour later we had a vial of something roiling and pink that smelled terrible. "Eeurg. Here, you
drink it, Lily."

"No way! You drink it!"

"Hey, why me? I thought you were one of those women libers and wanted to do stuff like this."

Lily looked balefully at me. "That's libber, not liber, and I want the opportunity to kick your arse,
not the opportunity to puke all over your shoes. That is the wrong colour. I'm not drinking it."

"Yeah. Me either. Let's start all over," I said. I think we turned the heat down too soon. Boil
exactly 10 minutes, not nine and three quarters. I looked at the 10 minute hourglass I'd been timing
with. Faulty, I bet. I reached under a counter and swapped it for a different hourglass.

Lily grabbed the beaker and the vial and poured them out in the sink. "Have you ever wondered
where dumped out potions go?" I said and then answered my own question. "To the lake. To be
ingested by the giant squid."
"That poor thing," said Lily and she laughed evilly and skipped over to the cabinet to fetch more
ingredients, while I washed up the glassware so we could have a second go.

I help her with Potions, she helps me with Charms. It's a working relationship. So you can see
why when she asked me to help her with her tit versus Bludger problem, I eventually said yes.

No?

.....Okay, me either.
 The Pitch

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

~Mums everywhere

Sports, it has always seemed to me, prove that the best things we hope for in life are in fact true.
Life really is fair. The team who plays the best that day wins and winning is glorious and
wonderful and very easy to tell apart from losing. But even losing is okay because there is plenty
of honour in having good sportsmanship and shaking the winner's hand politely and there's always
the very real possibility that the loser might win the next time.

And, of course, sports are fun. I love being part of a team, I love the strategy, the excitement of a
good play. And I love going fast! The problem is that sometimes you just don't go quite fast
enough...

Only the most rabid Quidditch junkies at Hogwarts come to watch the reserve team games and
unfortunately I am good friends with these junkies. The Marauders are utterly craptastic
cheerleaders. They yelled and attempted to spell out my name with their arms. Peter's L was
backwards.

....I should never have taken the time to notice that. The game of Quidditch is even more brutal
and violent than rugby. I mean, have you read the rules? The Beaters are charged with trying to
knock the opposing team members off their brooms. They are supposed to use clubs to hit rock-
hard balls at us, supposed to try to injure and take out the players. Exciting, eh!

Now, although I haven't been knocked off my broom since I was 13, I have broken my arm once,
my ribs five times, and my fingers too many times to count. Most games I get at least a few
bruises. Nevertheless, you can tell that I am quite the superior player (really, if James wasn't
professional level, I would be on the regular team) because I have never been knocked
unconscious and I still have my own unmagicked teeth and my original nose instead of some
medi-wizard's bad copy. As a matter of fact, I am so good I have avoided getting hit in the head at
all, either by blocking (which explains all those broken fingers) or by dodging.

So when, like an idiot, I actually took the time to notice my friends' pathetic cheerleading attempt,
some Ravenclaw Beater took that excellent opportunity to zing a fast one at my head. I ducked
that one only to see another Bludger coming straight for my face. One of the Gryffindor Chasers
was right below me, Quaffle in hand enroute to a goalpost, so I couldn't duck down. I zipped
upwards.

This was generally a good strategy. After all, an injured Seeker can usually still catch the Snitch,
but an unconscious one just falls uselessly to the ground. This time, though, I didn't have a chance
to bring my armoured forearm up to block even a little bit of the blow. The Bludger took me
directly in the right tit.

The pain was utterly unbelievable, like no injury I'd ever had before. I saw so many stars that my
vision faded to a blur of white. For a few seconds it was all I could do to keep hold of
consciousness and my broom. But of course, a few seconds is all it takes...

There was a small cheer from the three Ravenclaws in the stands. The Ravenclaw Seeker had
caught the Snitch. The Gryffindor Reserves had lost.

The Ravenclaw Reserves were flying their victory circle. I didn't care. I spiraled down to the
ground, hunched over and howling, with tears streaming out behind me into the wind.

The medi-witch gave me ice and handed me over to my friends, telling them to take me to the
infirmary to get some willow bark. Crying and in pain I threw myself into the comforting embrace
of the Marauders.

I didn't know it at the time, but that was a big mistake.

Sirius bent and looked down my blouse. "Well, you're looking perky today."

I glared at him and mashed my book of spells to my chest. "Could you please stop talking to my
breasts."

He wasn't listening to me, as usual. "Never fear, mon ami. Your jewels of womanhood shall never
be endangered again. I fixed it."

I frowned at him. Remus, James and Peter behind him looked embarrassed. "Whadya mean, you
fixed it?" I asked.

"You mean you haven't noticed?" Sirius shook his head at my lack of understanding. "And I went
to all that trouble for you. You really ought to thank me, you know."

My voice rose into ultrasonic registers. "That was you?!!"

My teammates on the reserve team, under somebody's dubious leadership, had united in an effort
to keep me from harm. At the last couple of practices they had all fluttered around me trying to
protect me from Bludgers. We'd lost our game with the Hufflepuff reserves since I'd never had a
chance to even spot the Snitch around my aerial bodyguards. I had spent the better part of two
weeks carefully explaining to my teammates that I wanted them to back off and treat me like one
of the boys. They had backed off, but no one would hit a Bludger in my direction. Practices had
lost a lot of their zing. And a lot of their fun.

Sirius bent over me solicitously. "Ew, you're turning all funny colours. You want me to take you
to the nurse? I bet she's got something that would even out your hormones."

I shook my fist at him. "Hormones! Come here and I'll even out your face! I can't believe you'd do
this to me!"

Sirius sighed. "Women. Just show no appreciation for a chap's efforts. You-"

I pulled out my wand and pointed it at him. "Petrificus Totalus," I said. Sirius froze, mouth open,
mid-inanity. I stuck my wand in his mouth. "Interfere in my Quidditch game again and I will pull
your balls out by your throat. Do you understand me?" Since the whites were visible all around
his bulging eyes, I assumed he did. I left Sirius immobile there and turned back to the rest of the
boys. "Did you all have anything to do with that dumb plan?"

"Not us, no way," said Peter quickly. Liar.

"Um," said James.

Remus smiled placatingly at me. "Why don't you come on up to our dorm and have some tea. I'll
get out my guitar. Nothing like music to soothe the savage breast... er, beast."

I eyed him. "No offense, Moony, but if you make me listen to you play Kumbaya on that
transfigured ukulele ever again, I shall exsanguinate you." I thought you were supposed to be the
voice of reason who kept these morons in line. What happened?

"Oh," said Remus. He took a half step back.

"Um," said James again.

"I'm going to bed. Good night," I said.

As I started up the stairs to the girls' dorm, I heard one of them whisper to the other, "Bad PMS,
do you think?"
"Aaaaaaaaagh!" I screamed. "Men suck!" I pelted up the stairs, careened into my room, slammed
the door and flung myself on the bed. I screamed into my pillow until my throat was sore.

Finally I pulled my pyjamas out from under my pillow. I started shucking my clothes off, but a
moving red glint seen out of the corner of my eye stopped me. I turned and faced my half-dressed
image in the mirror. I stared. Slim with bouncy little breasts and a solid muscled bum. Bright green
eyes, dark red hair and - let's face it - most of the time I strut around this school with a big grin on
my face.

No wonder the boys are all over me like flies on shit. There was no doubt about it; I'd turned out
quite pretty. Hmmm. Maybe I could charm up a wart or three? Grow some hair on my upper lip?
A big aerosol can of boy repellent? I made ugly wicked witch faces at the mirror. Maybe one of
them would stick.

"How about a pretty smile?" said the mirror.

"Screw you," I told it.

"Humph," it said.

I sat on the bed and looked down at my traitor body. No wonder the boys don't want to zing
Bludgers at me. I need a solution. I'm losing my edge. I can feel it. If things keep on like this, one
day soon someone will challenge me to a Quidditch duel and I'll lose my place on the reserve
team.

I need a real practice.

What I need is someone who is not the least bit chivalrous, someone who has no compunctions
about causing pain in order to win even against a pretty girl. And he's also got to play a more
than passable Beater.

...There is only one student in this school who fits this description.
Severus was writing his DADA essay in the library. Since he was sitting at the Slytherin table
surrounded by other reptiles, he had his arm carefully draped around his parchment so no one
could copy off it. Paranoid git. I sat down in front of him. "Hi, Sev," I said cheerily.

He looked up at me suspiciously. "Why are you talking to me, Evans?"

"Evans? Why, Sev, you should call me Lily. We've known each other for years." I'm so, so
charming.

"It's Severus. Not Sev. .....Lily."

"There now, isn't that much more companionable?" I smiled at him sweetly.

He sneered at me. "The part where you stop wasting my time and tell me what you want comes
next, right? The answer will be no. Feel free to save your breath and go away now."

"Aw, c'mon, Sev! ...Severus. Five minutes of your time." I leaned forward across the table and
gave him the sparkling smile I had practiced all morning in the mirror. I'm so, so charming. You
can't say no to this pretty girl, Sev. You're going to say yes, Sev.

Severus looked around at the other Slytherins who were all openly staring at us. I swung around
and beamed my lighthouse smile at all of them, too. "Five minutes," said Severus and he stood up.
He folded his essay and put it in his back pocket. Then he walked out into the hall. I followed
him.
him.

I explained my situation and what I wanted from him. He looked unconvinced. "Why should I
help the opposing team improve?"

"Hey, it's not like you wouldn't be getting some practice in, too."
I'm so, so charming. Your resistance is crumbling. You're going to say yes, Sev.

"....Hmmm."

"Are you really going to pass up the opportunity to zing Bludgers at me for an hour? Maybe you'll
be able to put me out of commission for the season, in which case you'll win!"

".....I suppose that's remotely possible," he said slowly. "All right. An extra practice or two
certainly can't hurt."

Yeeeeeees!!!!!

I don't know why I said yes. I think she put a spell on me.

Damn, those are pretty eyes.

Sev had his own practice Bludgers, so I didn't have to fuss with signing up for equipment at least.
I signed us up for the only practice slot available on short notice - 5 o'clock in the morning. My
alarm went off an hour before dawn. I walloped it a good one, sighed mournfully and got up. I
dragged my sorry carcass out into the dim grey light. Remus met me on the steps and walked with
me out to the field.

Sev was already there, dressed as I was in a Hogwarts sweatshirt. He didn't look at all happy to
see that I'd brought Remus with me. "What is he doing here?"
I said, "Remus has kindly volunteered to be our spotter today. His Leviosaaaaah is very good."
And he owes me.

Sev shook his head. "You know, you're not going to dispel the idea that you're a wuss if you go
getting a spotter for every little practice."

"Hey, today I'll be pulling off such death-defying, hair-raising Seeker moves that I'll need a
spotter. Won't I, Sev." I put my hands on my hips and looked at him meaningfully.

Sev raised an eyebrow at me and smiled. "Fair enough." He unlocked the Bludger box and hefted
his club. "Run for your life, little girl."

I jumped on my broom and fled. A Bludger whistled past my head before I'd gone fifty feet.
Perfect!

With only two players on the field, Lily and I got a rather intense workout. I loosed both the
Bludgers and, because they had only two targets to concentrate on, we were both dodging much
more than usual.

Since Lily wasn't looking for the Snitch today, she had much more attention to devote to
defending herself. Perhaps she was a little sluggish for the first five seconds, but I soon inspired
her. I managed to keep her moving constantly. I eventually got her with a couple of glancing
blows, but I didn't land anything solid on her. She really is damn good.

The hour was up; the next players who had signed up for the field were waiting below. Lily
looked pretty tired. Not many Seekers actually volunteer for target practice like this. I'd never
spent an entire practice hitting Bludgers every few seconds. I was out of breath and my arm
actually hurt. Best practice I've ever had. I whispered the disactivation spell; the Bludgers sulkily
returned to their box. Lupin waved to Lily and loped off in the direction of breakfast. Lily
followed me down. I shut the box and turned the key.

"Well, you weren't too appalling. Next time we should add the Snitch into the equation," I said.
Lily looked thoughtful. She said, "I have an idea, something I want to try. Solve this whole
Bludger problem with the other boys once and for all. It might take me a couple of weeks to
implement it though..."

"Oh. Do you want to keep practicing then or not?"

She looked up at me with bright green eyes. "Oh, yes! Absolutely! Friday same time?"

I looked away from her magical gaze. "Um. Fine. Maybe you can try to sign us up for something
better than 5 in the morning for next week though." I wonder what she's up to now...
 Quidditch Equipment

When you look at a garden, do you look at the thorns or the flowers?
~Rumi

Lily was supposed to meet me later on in the dungeons so we could work on our Potions labwork
together. I arrived several hours early so I could work on my independent study project.
Everybody does their Potions labwork at the last minute so I had the whole morning and into the
afternoon all to myself to...

"You're playing. Oh, that's so cuuuuuute!" Lily had entered silently and was looking at me
surrounded by scrolls and cutting boards and cauldrons and... Actually I'd made quite a mess.
Over the course of the day, my project had taken over several tables. And I still hadn't gotten it to
work.

I glared at her. "Sod off." I looked at the familiar clipboard she'd pulled out of her bookbag.
"How's your project coming?"

Lily sat down next to me and grinned. "My Charms project has mutated. You want to help me for
minute?"
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. "Sure," I said. One day I will learn to trust my instincts. Just
...not yet.

"Okay, watch this. Nothing up my sleeves..." Lily stood, pushed up her sleeves to show me her
bare arms and giggled. Strange girl. She pulled a bunch of grapes out of her bookbag and set them
on the table. She rifled through the pages of her clipboard, took out a small square of tinfoil and
showed me both sides; they were written all over with runes in red ink. They looked like the
figures she'd had drawn around the chalk circle from the last time I'd had a glimpse of her final
project.

She plucked a grape, wrapped it in the square of foil, set it before me and tapped it with her wand.
I missed whatever words she said, entranced by the way the runes on the crumpled silver foil
lightened and spread until the entire sphere was mirror bright. "All done," she said. Lily reached
into the shelves under the lab table, pulled out a heavy granite mortar and pushed it towards me.
"Squish it," she said, nodding towards her foil-covered grape.

I picked up the stone cup and slammed it down on the grape. It went TINK and did not squish.
Interesting...

She marked something down on her clipboard. "Again."

I repeated the TINK a couple more times at her request and on the fourth TINK it failed, leaving
grape juice splattered across the table. The foil disintegrated into flakes of silver light and was
gone.

Lily leaned forward excitedly. "Hey, it didn't explode! Good to know."

"What! It might have exploded? And you asked me to test it!? Nice, Evans, real nice!"

"Relax, Sev. There was only a 0.000025% chance that the last hit would've made the universe
collapse. Nothing to worry about. Here, have a grape." She nudged the bunch over to me and
scribbled on her clipboard furiously.

I regarded the green fruitlets and then her with belated paranoia. "Are they poisoned?"

I swear, her laugh drives me right up the wall. She grabbed a handful of the grapes and crammed
them in her mouth which mostly smothered the laugh, thank Merlin.

I started cleaning up my mess so we could get on with our lab assignment. Lily watched me box
the leftover ingredients I had prepared. "You think you'll win the Potions award this year?" she
asked.

"I don't know. I don't really care," I said. I didn't quite get the highest marks in Potions. I could
"I don't know. I don't really care," I said. I didn't quite get the highest marks in Potions. I could
have, but I didn't. The girl who did had a deft hand and great memorization skills, but she was
quite happy just following the directions. Poppy was never tempted to fiddle with a recipe,
whereas it pissed me off to just blindly follow a book when I already knew I could do it in my
sleep and if I just changed some little thing it might maybe... Yes all right, my occasional
classroom improvisations didn't always work, but sometimes they did. Poppy is a drone and I'm an
artist. If the idiots who run this school weren't going to give the award to me then it was an empty
honour anyway.

I poured my experiments for the day down the sink and started scrubbing the cauldrons. Lily was
still watching me. She said, "You're going to continue with Potions after you leave school." It was
not quite a question and it made me laugh.

"Yes," I said, grinning. It was like asking me if I was planning on doing any breathing later. "Of
course."

"You're lucky. I still don't know what I want to do," she said sadly.

I stood there with my hands in the sink, looking at her out of the corner of my eye. Lily was my
partner in Potions by default. Despite the extra points I pulled in for whoever got partnered with
me, no one else was willing to put up with my experimenting that led to occasional eruptions and
frequent cauldron meltings. And I did rather appreciate having a partner who didn't complain
about what I just couldn't help doing. And she'd been my partner now for years. I said, "I bet you
do know what you want to do, but it's just so bizarre that you won't tell anyone what it is."

She flushed a violent pink that clashed rather badly with her hair.

"Ha. You may as well just tell me. It can't possibly be any worse than being a sticky little Potions
geek."

She looked at her feet. "I want to be a Quidditch coach," she said.

"Like Miss Hooch!? Merlin! No wonder you won't tell anyone!"

She looked rueful. "I told James. He said it'd be a waste, that I ought to be an Auror or something.
But I think I'd make a great Quidditch coach. Or even a Quidditch commentator."

"Well, hell must be freezing over right now, but I have to agree with Potter. You'd make a great
Auror."

Her brows came together. "It's so weird that you and James don't understand. I mean, you both
play. Why can't you see the attraction of a job that has something to do with our favourite sport?"

"Quidditch is not my favourite sport," I said and went back to scrubbing the cauldrons.

"What is? Cricket? Footie?" she asked. I think she's trying to change the subject, poor girl.

I cocked my head at her. "What's footie?"

"You're failing Muggle Studies again, aren't you."

"I am not!" Bloody hell. One failing mark back in second year and the reputation sticks with you
for the rest of your life.

"So, what is your favourite sport? Give me a clue," said Lily.

"Um... Well, I've done six years of summer camp at Durmstrang."

She wrinkled her nose at me. "You call that a clue?"

"Forget Muggle Studies. You must be failing History of Magic. They only have one sport at
Durmstrang. Well, besides ubiquitous Quidditch..."

"Are you any good?" she asked.

I looked down my nose at her. "What do you think?"

And then some other students came in to do their Potions labwork and Lily and I stopped wasting
time talking and actually did our labwork, too.

"Is that a muggle elastic band?"

It was actually. I'd bought it at a Sainsbury. With a blasphemous Muggle tuppence even. "It's an
elastic band. Why do you even give an airborne intercourse, Lucky? You need to get out more," I
said.

Lucius purpled and disappeared behind a row of lockers. Merlin, I hate filling in for the regular
team's Beater. There's no camaraderie on this team.

Remus was sick, but I decided to take practice with Sev without a spotter anyway. I was
intentionally going to let a Bludger hit me today and why worry Remus by letting him see that.

Our practice hour was almost over. Time to do it. Even though he was my only opponent on the
field, Sev is quite a good Beater. It was very intense to be the only focus of all that vicious energy.
It wasn't a question of waiting for a likely ball to come near, just picking when I'd like to stop
dodging. I moved so that the next incoming Bludger hit me right in the breast.

CLANG!

Sev's black eyes glared at me from across the Quidditch pitch. He swooped over to fly beside me.
"I couldn't help but notice. ....Clang?"

"Yep," I said.

"May I ask? Are you carrying your wand or have you done some kind of transfiguration?" His
voice was implacable. Wand use and most other assistive magics are illegal during a game and
Sev plays Quidditch strictly by the rules.

"Neither. Aluminium undershirt. I made it myself with my new armouring charm. It just doesn't
seem fair that it's only the boys who get to wear protective underclothing."

"Um...right," he said and blushed. Aaaw. Looks like Sev doesn't want to talk about whatever
unmentionables he's wearing under his clothes.
I had no such qualms. I was quite proud of my invention. I hit my chest with my fist and made it
clang again. "It makes me feel like such a Valkyrie, too. I'm telling you, all I need now is a big
furry hat with horns. Dum dum dum! Dum dum dum!" I sang.

Sev, who, let's face it, looks like the kind of unfortunate bloke who's been force-fed German opera
since he was a tot, almost fell off his broom laughing.

And then I saw a golden glint and I streaked past him. I grabbed the Snitch. "I win!" I screamed. I
flew a loop-de-loop and followed Sev and the Bludgers down to the ground.

"Well, of course you win, you dingbat. In Beater versus Seeker, I can't score any points," he
grumbled. He plucked the Snitch out of my hand and boxed it. Then he tried to pick up the
Bludger box, the Seeker box, his bat and his broom. He didn't quite have enough hands.

I pulled Sev's broom out of his awkward grasp, slung both our brooms over my shoulder and
followed him into the Slytherin locker room. His locker was in the corner and he stood so I
couldn't see how he charmed it open. "What's on your agenda today?" he asked.

I smirked at him. "I am on the Planning Committee as a matter of fact. We've got in a shipment of
fairies for Valentine's Day. We're going to charm them pink this afternoon. Want to go?"

I'd only invited him for the pleasure of listening to him decline the invitation and rant about the
stupid, repulsive pinko holiday and for a second Sev looked like he was going to oblige. Then he
said, "I don't suppose there are any extra? I hear dripping fresh faerie wings are much more potent
than dried."

"Eeew. Forget it. I hereby uninvite you."

Sev opened his mouth to say something to that, but right then Malfoy walked in. Uh-oh. I don't
have my wand on me. More snakes coming soon, I bet. I should leave.

Malfoy gaped to see a Gryffindor girl in the Slytherin boys' locker room. He turned to Sev.
"You'd said you'd been taking some extra practice, but you didn't tell me it was with this -this
thing. What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Sev and I have been practicing together now for a while. It's been really great for both our
Quidditch games. Not that it's any of your business," I said to Malfoy, even though I knew he was
never going to talk directly to me.

"Snape, why are you wasting your time with this Mudblood mutt?"
"Um," said Sev.

That sounded like the perfect moment for me to jump in, so I did. "Didn't you hear me? He's
trying to improve his skills so he can take your position, you inbred poodle," I said to Malfoy.

Sev's eyes bored coldly into mine. "Evans. Shut up."

"Ooh, ooh! Did I guess right?" I clapped like a trained seal. "When's the duel? Can I watch?"

Malfoy glowered at me. "Knock her off her broom next time, Snape."

"I'll do my best," said Sev, not looking at me.

Hmmph. "Well, it's been fun. Buh-bye, reptiles." I sketched a salute, grabbed up my broom and
left before I could embarrass Sev more than was good for him.

Captain Baldric thinks that part of being the reserve team's captain is coming up with ... interesting
ideas. He hands out incomprehensible diagrams and tells the team, "This is what we're gonna do."
Yeah, right. The plan always falls apart five minutes out of the locker room and is forgotten.
Baldric and I end up just bludgeoning the other team's Keeper to death as usual. Then our Chasers
go to town and when our trainee Seeker gets around to it, we win. Again.

So maybe we've got no finesse, but our morale is good! If you want a good stomping, play us!

"Good morning! Happy Valentine's Day! May I borrow your invisibility cloak for an hour?"

From the shocked expression on James's face, he had not known that I knew he had an invisibility
cloak. "Uh....What do you want it for?"

"I wish to walk around the school unseen," I said. James opened his mouth, no doubt to ask for
more details. I raised my eyebrows at him. He paused and seemed to realize that that vague
answer was all he was going get.

"I'll be right back," he said and he gently shut his door. I'm in Gryffindor, he should know I
wouldn't stoop to blackmail, but either he hasn't logicked that out yet or he doesn't mind doing me
a favor. Hmmm. Rather hard to tell how he's taking this. He's getting me the cloak, but he's not
showing me where it's stored.

James re-emerged holding a glistening heap of cloth. I took it, threw it about my shoulders and
pulled up the hood. "Thanks, James," I said. I kissed his cheek. "Back soon."

James touched his cheek and looked blindly through me. "Yes. Sure."

I hurried off. No one saw me as I slipped out of Gryffindor tower and ran across the common.
There was no one in the owlery. I sat on the floor with a scrap of parchment, alone except for the
staring owls. I uncorked my bottle of ink, and giggling, began to write.

Valentine's Day dawned, evil and pink. Merlin, save meeeeeeeee...

My stupid roommate spent far too long primping in front of the mirror. "How do I look?" he
asked.

"Like a complete dick. Why not add pink robes, platform boots and an unnecessary walking stick
to complete your pimp ensemble?"

"Not an ounce of romance in your soul, is there," said Lucius, but he charmed the pink ribbon in
his hair back to Slytherin green. He stuck the pink flower Narcissa had given him defiantly in his
button hole though and said, "I'm ready."

"Great. Let's get it over with."

"And here I'd thought that Durmstrang girl dumped you because she couldn't hack long-distance
relationships. Nice attitude, Severus."

We walked through the dungeon and into the dining hall. "Aaaaaaagh," I said. The hall was
blindingly pink. Ow. I don't know how the headmaster manages to outdo himself every year like
blindingly pink. Ow. I don't know how the headmaster manages to outdo himself every year like
this. Quite honestly, I think he eats a lot of mouldy rye bread. Hideous little enchanted fairies, pink
of course, flitterered about delivering vile paper hearts.

I ate my breakfast with my eyes mostly shut against the nauseating goings on. I was almost
finished and preparing to make my escape when a school owl landed on the table before me. I fed
the owl a kipper and untied the parchment off of its leg. It flew away and I unfolded the
parchment.

Dear Sev,
You grew up sort of handsome
IF a bit of a you-know-what.
I can't quite pin it on the nose,
You're just the kind of arse I like. BUT
It seems the point is more than moot.
Alas, I'm probably not your kind.
It's enough to just admire you,
Especially from behind.

Happy Valentine's Day anyway!

love
The Invisible Girl

Whoa. I reread the remarkable epistle several times, flipped it over and looked at the back. No
address, no watermark, nothing. Of course. I flipped it back over and looked at the script again.
Girly purple ink. And it didn't quite scan. And no Slytherin would ever dot their Is with little
hearts, even for a joke. Well, maybe Malfoy would. It looked genuine though.

I looked over at the Gryffindor table. Lily did not look at me, did not turn her head even one iota
in my direction. Heh.

Nice try, Lily. I can count the number of girls who call me 'Sev' on one mutilated hand. You're not
invisible to me.
I really thought I would get away with it. I really did. Severus left the dining hall without looking
at me and several minutes later I gathered up my books and set off for History of Magic with
James.

Severus was standing out in the hall. When he saw me, he moved into the doorway I was
planning on passing through. He smiled at me all the long way across the marble floor.

Aaaaaagh! What am I going to say?! No, I didn't write that Valentine poem. No, It wasn't me. No,
I don't know what you're talking about.

"Hi, Lily," he said.

"No!" I said.

Sev grinned even more. "Excuse me? I said 'Hi' not 'Can I be your love slave?' What's with you
today?" he asked.

Aaaaaaaaah! Now would be a good time for the earth to open up and swallow me. Now? How
about now? ...Now?

James snarled at him, "Back off, Snape! You're not wanted here!"

"Shove it, Potter. See you later, Lily." Sev let us go past and he disappeared down the steps to the
dungeons.

James looked at me suspiciously. "What was that about?"

"No idea. ....Um. So, you ready for the history exam?" I said. "I suppose. It's always the same old
thing anyway," he said, still staring at me. I wonder if my face looks as hot as it feels. Oh, dear.
Goooooooo Lions!
 Strategy and Tactics

Red and gold are royal colours.

Peasant colours are green and brown.
Green is the corn in the brown earth when it's growing.
Red and gold when the harvest is cut down.
~Fairport Convention

"Heavens. I'd have lost money if I'd bet on that one."

"Shoo! Shoo! That goes for you too, Narcissa!" I said.

"You want me to get you a jar so you can squeeze all that drool out of your sleeve and use it in a
potion?"

"Sod off, Baldric."

Care of Magical Creatures has got to be my least favorite class; it's even worse than Divination.
Merlin! Why does this kind of thing always have to happen to me? ...Just one of those days.

At least Lupin and Black didn't see that. The class was finally over and I followed Lupin and
Black back into the castle and stood with them outside the DADA classroom waiting for Potter,
Pettigrew and, most especially, Lily to emerge.

Black didn't appreciate the company. He leaned against the wall and sneered at me.

"What are you looking at?" I said, which was a mistake.

"Possibly a baboon. When they were handing out noses, did you forget to say when?"

I don't hang out with the other Houses much and no one in Slytherin would dare to talk to me like
that. Well, except for Malfoy and I'm used to him. I've got status in the Snake Pit, though. I'm on
the reserve team, my marks are excellent, I bring in points. And us Snakes are all armed to the
teeth with Dark curses and such, which encourages a respectful courtesy all round. Home among
the polite Slytherins, I can forget that it's only my mother who thinks I'm cute. ...And it's more
than likely that Mum is just being polite.

Which is all very different from being out in the real world. I have cause to look in a mirror every
now and then. You'd think that by now I'd be used to being ugly, but, goddammit, I'm still
sensitive. I must get over this. It's probably just as well to have this weakness pointed out by a
stupid Gryffindor. A Slytherin out for blood wouldn't have failed to follow through and finish me
off after the first successful jab. Merlin! I can't believe I've been walking around with such a
tempting opening in my psyche. A needed correction.

Lupin put his arm on my shoulder. "Ignore him. He's a dunderhead."

If there is anything worse than being insulted by Black, it's got to be consolation from Lupin.
Eeeurgh.

I deliberately dropped my hand back to my side. I look at Black and said, "Thank you," as my
teacher had taught me.

Black looked at me with blank confusion and then with disdain. Ha. No one's ever thanked him
for being a rude arsehole before. He probably thinks I'm some kind of masochist now. Idiot.

I should hang out with the other Houses more. It's good for me to get another perspective. And
more practice is always a good plan. I looked up at Black and mounted a late defense. "Not
everyone gets to be smart, talented and pretty. Two out of three isn't bad, and it's more than you
got."

Black's defenses are impervious, of course. He laughed. "Which am I, then?" he said, "Pretty or
talented?"

Lupin leaned into the conversation. "What I find interesting is that you already know you're not
smart," he said to Black.

Black giggled. "I think I'm pretty. You're smart," he said to Lupin. "Maybe even talented, too."

"Gee, thanks. But am I pretty?" asked Lupin dryly.

"Eeennngh," said Black and shrugged. Potter, Pettigrew and Lily finally escaped the DADA class
then and we collected together in the hallway among the milling students.

"Hmmph," said Lupin. "Apparently some of us are scholars, some of us play Quidditch, and some
of us just look good in tight trousers."

Black laughed at this and turned around and around, trying to get a good look at his own arse.
Lupin rolled his eyes. Lily glanced at me and then looked away, blushing. Oh. My hand drifted up
to the inside breast pocket of my robe which still held an anonymous love note with words both
encouraging and complimentary.

If only I could have a moment alone with her, without these loud imbeciles constantly getting in
my way. But she's always surrounded by people. Could I get her attention despite that? I do think
she likes me... I think... assuming it was her who wrote that poem... I don't know.

They set off down the hall, and outsider though I was, I trailed after them listening to them discuss
the idiocy of classes like History of Magic, Divination and Muggle Studies and how much they
hated them.

"I don't know about Muggle Studies," I said, "I rather like that thing we started reading the other
day. Seemed to have some nice ideas in it. 'Two houses, both alike in dignity'..."

Lily glanced back at me. "Er... Have you read the whole thing yet? Everybody dies."

I looked at her in surprise. "What? Everybody?"

"That's right. Romeo and Juliet both kick the bucket. Everybody dies," she said.

"Well, what about Mercutio, the cool best friend?" asked Remus, who was taking that class with
me.

"Dead. Stone dead. Everybody dies," said Lily.

I said, "How completely useless. I do hope the next one is better. That one with the picture of the
nicely dressed chap and the girl with the flowers and sopping wet dress on the cover, what about
that one?"

"...Hamlet. Looking into my magic eightball, I see disappointment in your future. Sorry," she said.

I jammed my hand into my pockets and growled, "Pettigrew is right. Muggle Studies is a load of
tosh."

Lily laughed. "Stick to Potions, Sev. You're not bad at Quidditch, either."

I'd thought I was following them to the Dining Hall, but they passed right by that passageway.
"Where are you all going?" I asked.

Lily hand flew to her mouth. "Oh! Uh. We were going to sneak out to Hogsmeade and start the
weekend early. Have butterbeer and fish and chips. Um. You want to go?"

The boys groaned and so, of course, I said yes. I even got to walk to the village by Lily's side.
Hogsmeade was empty of students except for us and we easily found an empty booth at
Rosmerta's.

Lily slid onto the bench first. I swept past Potter and slid in next to Lily. Lupin pressed in next to
me. Pettigrew, Potter and Black slid into the opposite seat. They ordered butterbeer and food and I
listened to them casually badmouth my House in passing Quidditch conversation. Although the
Slytherin Reserves had won our last game with the Gryffindor Reserves, the Slytherin Regulars
had lost to the Gryffindors. Why can't we talk about something else? Bite your tongue, Sev. Think
about the wriggly girl mashed against your leg. She really can't sit still at all, can she. Oooh.
about the wriggly girl mashed against your leg. She really can't sit still at all, can she. Oooh.
Don't think about that too much. Think about beer. Yum, beer!

"Like it, eh?" said Lily.

"It's all right. I've made better," I said.

"You made butterbeer? In class?" she asked.

"No, our Professor isn't quite that oblivious. I made it in the dorms. Under my bed."

"Oh, don't be telling us about your swotty little personal projects. I don't want to know what's
under your bed. Eeeew!" said Black.

He's been sending digs my way all evening. "What is your problem, Black?" I said.

"My problem is that you are an annoying little goody two-shoes, the sort of freaky savant who's
idea of a being a bad boy is brewing a little semi-alcoholic fizz under his bed. You're boring. And
greasy."

"That is so not true," I said. Bloody hell. That is true.

Black sat back with a self-satisfied smile. "Then prove it. Do something marauderish."

They all looked at me with anticipation. Even Lily. Oh, Merlin! "What does marauderish mean
exactly?" I asked.

The answers came from all around the table. "Dangerous." "Naughty." "Exciting."
"Mischievous." "Unconventional." "Funny."

"Oh. Funny," I said. "Um. ...Well." I looked at Black's arrogant grin, threw my breeding,
deportment and dignity out the window and said, "The Hufflepuffs spent six months doing a
group research project and they discovered that there is a magic knob on the end of a man's penis.
The Professors awarded them 20 points for their project.

....The Ravenclaws spent two months researching and they discovered that the knob on the end of
a man's penis was for the man's pleasure. The Professors awarded them 30 points for their project.

....The Slytherins spent one week researching and they discovered that the knob on the end of a
man's penis was for the woman's pleasure. The Professors awarded them 40 points for their
project.

....The Gryffindors spent two days researching, were awarded 200 points, and won the house cup
for their discovery that the knob on the end of a man's penis was so that the man's hand doesn't fly
off the end and hit him in the forehead."

I punctuated the end of the joke with the appropriate gesture and looked around expectantly.
...Nothing. When I'd told this joke in the Snake Pit I'd brought down the house. But now... cold
silence. Huh? Talk about no sense of humour. ...Oh, what am I, stupid. Of course Gryffindork
jokes aren't going to go over very well with Gryffindorks. Gryffindors. Right. Oops. And what am
I doing telling a joke like that with a girl present? ...Shit.

Lily looked up at me in confusion. "A knob? I don't get it," she said.
It was Lily's innocent question that got the laugh from the boys around the table and dispelled the
tension. I relaxed as they guffawed at her and Lily tossed her head in good-natured annoyance.

"You need to get yourself an anatomy book," said Lupin to her.

"Or a boyfriend," I said. There was another speechless pause. Four Lionboys glared at me in
horror. Oh, dear. My terminal case of foot in mouth disease strikes again. I wonder if I'll make it
back to the school in one piece? Maybe I should just take a vow of silence now and be done with
it...

Lily glanced at me, giggled and blushed. I gaped at her and then shut my mouth and grinned. Yes!
The waitress brought another round of butterbeer and our dinner and the conversation slowly rose
from the dead. We ate, drank, paid and left. The Gryffindorks didn't let me get anywhere near Lily
on the walk back, they guarded her every flank, but I didn't care. She likes me. I will get around
them somehow.

I loooooove Quidditch. The grey mist had burned off revealing a bright spring morning that
smelled of the promise of summer. "I wonder where the next players are. They're late,'' I said.

Sev was locking the Bludgers in their box. I heard him take deep breath. "They aren't coming.
This next hour is mine. I signed up for a Friday afternoon a few weeks ago. Everyone wants a
Friday practice before a game. I easily swapped it for this slot yesterday when I heard you taken
the earlier slot."

"Why'd you do that?" I asked him.

"So we wouldn't have any distractions. No classes, no schoolwork, no classmates, no Quidditch."

He pulled my broom out of my hand and dropped it on the grass.
"Give me back my broom!" I said and then realized he hadn't let go of my hand. "Give me back
my hand!"

"Uh. I.... You don't want to hear me out first?" he asked.

I looked up into his diffident face, noted how he had to keep forcing his eyes back up to hold my
gaze. And finally I cottoned on. He's arranged for an hour alone with me... Uh-oh. "So, talk!" I
said.

"I must admit, I have nothing coherent to say," he mumbled.

I tried to pull my hand away, but he just stepped forward, following me. "Oi!" I said. "Oi!"

He pulled me close and put his arms awkwardly around me. "Sev," I said warningly. I pressed my
hand flat against his chest to push him away and felt his heart running hummingbird fast, 180
beats a minute at least. Laughing, I looked up into his face. "You're terrified," I told him.

He could not deny it. "Well. Well, I'm not a Gryffindor, am I?"

"No," I said, agreeing and disagreeing at once. Aaaah! I've never been this close to him. Touching
him...

"Yes," he insisted. "I know you feel as I do. Just try me. Come on. Try me."

I drew a breath to argue with him, but then held it, tasting my desire. The fresh sweat that soaked
his grey Quidditch practice shirt and dripped through his hair smelled of new grass and hot musky
overheated boy. It made me drool. Why not? A small try. Just a little taste...

I tentatively wrapped my free arm around his waist, tipped my nose into the open neck of his shirt
and inhaled. Oh. Oh, yum.

My other hand was still trapped between us and I felt his fluttering heart slow and settle. I pulled
my arm out from between us, ran my hand up his arm and over his shoulder. Our guarded knees
clonked together, my armoured breast poked him in the chest. We moved against each other,
adjusting ourselves and finding a comfortable fit despite the impediments of defense. His hands
settled at the small of my back. I curled my fingers around the back of his neck into the short wet
hair that had escaped his ponytail.

I leaned back and looked up again. His eyes aren't black in the shock of morning, but dark
unsweetened chocolate brown. He grinned at me delightedly.
"...Well?" I asked.

"Well, what?" he said.

"Are you going to kiss me or are you just going to stare at me?"

"Oh, I am going to kiss you," he said.

"...Well, when?"

Sev laughed at me. "Impatient girl. We have a whole hour." But he shut his eyes and leaned
closer. He brushed his nose upwards along my cheek. I felt his breath tickle my chin. I clutched
him closer and practically sobbed in desperation, waiting for him to touch my lips.
We were tackled then by four boys under an invisibility cloak. I hit the ground hard and my breast
plate failed. Silver flakes of light spilled out from under my shirt. And then it seemed that time
compressed or expanded because too many things happened within too few seconds. The
Marauders, having found a gleeful excuse for violence, were visible and pummeling Sev, but he
was mauling them back.

Peter went flying from the dogpile to land a few feet away with a loud crackling sound. Sirius
hauled James to his feet. Sev rolled back to his feet with his Quidditch bat in his hand and an ugly
expression on his face. Remus rose off-balance to his knees and Sev trampled him into the grass,
going over him to reach James and Sirius.

I watched Sev parry Sirius's fist with the bat and then backhand James in the solar plexus. James
fell retching into the grass, the wind knocked out of him. Remus was up again and Sev dipped his
shoulder in a feint that Remus was suckered into going for. I watched Sev strike him with an
unbelievable quickness and drop Remus a second time.

And suddenly I realized just what sport Sev had been practicing for the last six summers at
Durmstrang. I'd read in Hogwarts, a History that long ago all the schools of Europe taught dueling
the ancient way, not with Quidditch balls and bats, but with wands ...and swords.

"Sev! What are you doing?" I shrieked.

"Four against one!" he yelled back, not taking his eyes of Sirius, who attacked again. I watched
Sev judge the speed and reach of Sirius's arm, step back out from under it and then lunge forward
to fetch Sirius a cracking blow to the side of his head with the bat. Sirius fell as if boneless.

I seized his elbow. Sev shook me off. "They're not armed! And you are! And not just with that!" I
said, pointing at the Quidditch bat that he has always, always held slightly incorrectly ...for
Quidditch. But Severus wasn't listening.

The only Marauder still moving was Peter, who was scooting backwards on his elbows in
desperation to escape. Severus whirled around and honed in on that motion. No! Enough! I ran to
stand in front of Peter.

Severus tried to step around me and I blocked him with my body. We did the kind of ridiculous
dance one does in narrow hallways. "Get out of the way!" he yelled.

"No! You'll be going through me first," I screamed.

And at that the mad light in his eyes went out. He stood still and stared at me unbelieving. "...Five
against one?" he said. Only then did he notice he'd been hurt and he touched his bleeding mouth.

You've already won, you beserking twit of a Slytherin! I thought, but all that came out was, "You,
you Slytherin!"

He finally dropped the Quidditch bat. There were shocked tears in eyes. He uncovered his mouth
and looked at the blood all over his hand. "This looks green to you? Well, never mind then!" he
said around broken teeth. He stepped forward and swiped his bloody thumb across my lower lip.
Then he turned and left, a quick stalk that halfway across the field turned into a run, leaving me
alone surrounded by bloody Quidditch equipment and broken Gryffindors.

And I... licked my lip and tasted him, bitter copper and untempered iron and mad bull rages and
salt and yet... still sweet. It was a sweet kiss. It was not how I'd wanted it. And it was all I was
going to get.
 Endgame

Love imposes impossible tasks,

Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Perhaps far more than any heart asks,
He once was a true love of mine.

I used Mobilicorpus to move my friends to the Hospital wing. The nurse was in there, washing
blood off her hands. "What happened to you lot?" she asked.

"Quidditch accident," I said.

"Oh, really?" said the nurse. "That's what the last one said."

I was too rattled to say anything more to anyone. I escaped up to my room and heard later that
James was too sore to play the next day. As I was the Gryffindor Reserve Seeker, I took his place.
We won. ...I suppose I was happy to have won. But it wasn't... well... Maybe I will be an Auror
or something after all.

That should have been the end of the whole horrible business. Oh, it should have cut off right
there, but it unravelled and sent messy tendrils curling around us all. I tried to explain it all to the
Marauders. I screamed at them for a long time, but my friends did not understand. "I like him. You
ruined it." I may as well have been speaking Swahili.
They did not understand my tears, either. Sirius took them as license to go after Sev again. And so
something ugly happened in the dark between Severus and the Marauders, something that left
Severus skittish and angry. And it left the Marauders at odds against each other, Remus angry at
Sirius, Sirius angry at James, Peter wanting nothing to do with any of them. And since somehow it
was all my fault -No, it wasn't!- none of them would talk to me.

Sev wouldn't talk to me, either. Well, he would talk; he'd answer questions with monosyllables.
But when I sat down next to him, he'd shrink from me as if I were some kind of revolting slime-
mold.

I couldn't take it; I asked to switch partners in Potions class. My Professor looked at me with
disgust. "Mister Snape has already asked and the answer is no. You've done fine together for four
years. I'm not switching around the whole class for you two. Try to act professionally, you little
idiot."

So, with grim fabricated politeness, I suffered through hours of Potions working with Severus,
fleeing immediately after our class or labwork was done. I could hardly wait for the lecture portion
of each class to finish and the practical lab to start. I mean, if one's eyes water a bit while you're
hovering over a caustic cauldron, no one's going to notice...

And things got better -with the Marauders and even with Sev. After a while, once we were elbow
deep in a potion, Sev would forget that he hated me. He would measure out bits of things for me
to prepare saying hardly more than "Here," or "Chop that one finer." He'd foist all the icky parts
off onto me -I hate deboning slugs- and he'd play. And he'd lose himself then.

I watched him add in different amounts of components and in a different order from what all of
our classmates were doing, a thing I've seen him do many times before. It usually means he's
trying an alternate recipe, replacing an expensive ingredient with a mix of several other cheaper
ones. Sometimes this works. Sometimes not.

"Hmm. Uh-oh."

"Is it going to explode?" I asked.

"Hand me the diced-" I put it in his hand. He threw half of it in. "Well, it's not going to explode
now."

"Are we making something even close to the assigned potion?"

"Oh, sure. Well, sort of..."

I don't think he's eating. I tried to get a better look at him, something more than a glimpse of nose
and cheek. Sev noticed me staring; he bent his head and hid behind his hair. Aaagh. He's
remembered that he hates me again. This is hopeless.

He quit playing after that. We worked fast and efficiently, almost silently and I avoiding looking at
him. One day we were working with thrice-killed mandrakes. We'd already drowned them and
baked them and now we were cutting them up. Severus watched me take mine apart with a wry
laugh.

This just isn't fair. "What?!!" I snapped at him.

"I don't think I've ever seen anyone enjoy flaying a mandrake more. You want a go at mine?"
And I finally looked at him, really looked at him, and caught the ironic glint in his eye before he
looked away, and realised that he was laughing at me. Laughing at me and my uncomfortableness
and anger and unhappiness. And his. ...Oh.

I sighed and smiled and held out my hand. "Give it here. I'd love to destroy that for you."

And after that, if we were never exactly the same kinds of friends we were before, then at least we
were able to work together in some kind of limited, circumspect peace until the end of school.

And when finally school ended and exams were finished and our time at Hogwarts was really,
truly over and we all stood on the platform waiting for the train to take us all away into summer,
Severus came up to me and shook my hand and said, "Have a nice life," and "Goodbye," and
"Thank you."

I don't believe it. He shook my hand. Is that it?! A handshake? Is that all!?

*
 *

After a few years of development, I sold my shielding charm to the Ministry. They're armouring
Aurors with it now and I get a residual. I presented another idea to the Ministry last week. Sounds
like they might be interested if I can get it to work. I came into town today to deposit my latest
payment in my Gringots vault -and my, isn't that stacking up nicely!- and wandered down Diagon
Alley with the intent to buy something fuzzy and cute for the baby.

And there on the street, I walked past a stranger, a man I didn't know. A man I'd known once as a
boy. He didn't even glance at me.

I stopped and turned around. He kept walking.

"Sev!" I yelled. He kept walking. "...SEV!!!"

My shout echoed off the stone and brick. Passersby averted their eyes. Oh, god, he's not going to
stop... But he did. He stopped there at the crossroads and turned his head to look at me. I raised
my hand in salute and stood waiting, feeling like an idiot, my hand in the air. Sev looked at me, at
my swollen six month pregnancy. He flashed me a brief smirk, an ember seen over a frozen sea,
gave me a bare nod of the head and stepped around the corner. Gone.

That was the last time I ever saw him. Though I am no seer, I knew it would be the last time at
that moment. I was still crying when I apparated home.

James and Sirius were on the front porch and they stared at me and my streaked face. Sirius dug
his elbow into James's side. "Must be hormones again," he said.

There is no point in me telling them anything. They'll never understand! Never! "Shut it, you
mangy mutt!" I said, "Moron!" I kicked the dog as I ran past.

Sirius said "Oooph!" when I kicked him. James said, "Lily!"

But I slammed the door and ran into the kitchen.

I'm not unhappy with the life I've chosen, but I do see that of all the choices that I could have
made, none were right or wrong or black or white and all could have worked. Maybe the obvious,
popular choice wasn't the better choice, but simply the easy choice. I could have chosen to try
harder. And if my choices define who I am now, my circumstances defined my ability to make
choices then. Who knows what I might have chosen, had I... had I... had I been an entirely
different person.

What is the matter with me? I am such a fool. It probably is hormones this time. This is so stupid.

The laughter out on the porch called me back to the present moment, the one in which I am
married to sweet James and pregnant with his child. And I've just kicked James's best friend. I
drifted out the door onto the porch, leaned against the wall and said, "Sorry, Dognose."

Sirius winked at me. "No worries, Gingersnap. Go make yourself a nice avocado and kipper
sandwich like what you pregnant ladies eat."

Sirius is an idiot, but he's such a nice idiot. I flipped my hand at him in a rude gesture, smiled at
my husband and walked back into my House.

*
That was the last time I ever saw her. She always was the sort of Gryffindor to walk smack into a
fight.

I still have that silly little love letter. The creases in the parchment are brittle and delicate now. The
purple ink has faded to sepia tinged with blue.

It looks like blood.

Ah, well.

*
 Littera scripta manet.

The written word remains.

"No screaming in the halls! Five points from Slytherin!"

"...Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

I think Draco leaps out of bed every morning and yells, "Ta-daaaaa!" I certainly don't remember
Lucky... -Lucius being this loud as a student.

The annoying student currently haunting the chair next to my desk gawped at what I'd written on
some cretin's truly execrable essay. I don't remember me being this annoying, either.

"This is not your essay, so enough with the codfish face. And I am not going to dig your essay out
of the pile and grade it right this second, you impatient girl. So run along. Slytherin is playing this
afternoon and I'll not miss that. ...And knowing my luck, maybe I should dig out a pair of fire-
proof trousers first," I said and grimaced meaningfully at the buck-toothed little Gryffindor.

She blanched and skittered backwards out of the chair. She hit the edge of the doorframe and
pelted away down the hall.

Well, that was totally uncalled for, Sev.

................................Muahahahahahahahahahaha!

I grabbed my robe and scarf and headed out to the Quidditch pitch so I could get a front row seat.
I do so love a good game.
 "Are we going to be friends forever?" asked Piglet.

"Even longer," said Pooh.

~A. A. Milne

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