THE INVENTION OF LYING- BAR Compiled Juan Carlos David

MARK: How do I explain this? I said something that wasn’t.

GREG: Huh?
MARK: I said something, that wasn’t. I… what’s the word for it? Erm There is no
word for it. Of course there is not, I invented it. Ah. Watch this. Jim!
JIM: What?
MARK: My name is Doug.
GREG: Your name is Doug.
JIM: Hi Doug.
GREG: It so weird I never knew your real name. Doug is good. It suits you.
MARK: Come on, Guys. What’s my name?
GREG: It’s Doug.
JIM: Doug.
MARK: No, it’s not. It’s Mark.
GREG: Your name is Mark.
JIM: Hi Mark.
GREG: Mark suits you even better.
JIM: Mark-o.
MARK: Okay, you’re not getting it. Erm
JIM: Mark-o.
Mark: I’m black.
GREG: I knew it.
JIM: You’re very light skinned, but I can see it.
GREG: I’ve always wanted a black friend.
GREG: me too!
MARK: I’m an Eskimo.
GREG: Fantastic.
JIM: I’ve never seen a black Eskimo.
MARK: I’m a pirate.
GREG: I didn’t know they still had those.
JIM: Are you a dangerous pirate?
MARK: I’m a lion tamer. And I am wearing a wig.
GREG: Aren’t you scared you’ll get bitten one day?
JIM: That’s a fantastic wig.
MARK: I invented the bicycle.
GREG: I love your work.
JIM: Can I get a discount on a ten speed?
MARK: I’m a one-armed German space explorer.
GREG: When’s your launch date?
JIM: Guten tag, it`s a very life-like prosthetic.
MARK: It’s incredible, come on, let’s up the stakes a little bit. Come on!

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mɑːk | ˈhaʊ du aɪ ɪk ̖spleɪn ðɪs | aɪ ˇsed ˳sʌmθɪŋ | ðəʔ ˋwɒznt |

ɡreɡ | ̗hɑː |
mɑːk | aɪ ˇsed ˳sʌmθɪŋ | ðəʔ ˋwɒznʔ | ›aɪ | ˈwɒts ðə ̖wɜːd fṛ ɪʔ | ›ɜːm | ðər
ˋɪz nəʊ ˳wɜːd fṛ ɪʔ | əv ˋkɔːs ðər ɪz ˳nɒʔ | aɪ ɪɱˋvenʔɪd ɪʔ | ›ɑː | wɒʔʃ ̖ðɪs |
ˊdʒɪm |
dʒɪm | ›ʍʌt |
mɑːk | maɪ ˌneɪm ɪz ˋdʌɡ |
ɡreɡ | jər ˈneɪm ɪz ̖dəɡ |
dʒɪm | ˇhaɪ ˳dəɡ |
ɡreɡ | ɪt ˈsoʊ ˋwɪrd | aɪ ˈnevər ˚nuː jər riːl̩ ˋneɪm | ˈdəɡ ɪz ̖ ɡʊd | ɪt ̖suːts
ju |
mɑːk | ˈkʌm ̗ɒn | ›ɡaɪz | ˈwɒts maɪ ˋneɪm |
ɡreɡ | ɪts ̖dəɡ |
dʒɪm | ̗dəɡ |
mɑːk | ˈnəʊ ɪʔs n
̗ ɒʔ | ɪts ˋmɑːk |
ɡreɡ | jər ˈneɪm ɪz ̖mɑːrk |
dʒɪm | ˇhaɪ ˳mɑːrk |
ɡreɡ | ˈmɑːrk ˚suːts ju ˚iːvn̩ ̖beɾɚ |
dʒɪm | ˌmɑːr ̂ koʊ |
mɑːk | ˌəʊ ̗keɪ | jɔː ›nɒʔ | jɔː ˈnɒʔ ˇɡeʔɪŋ ɪʔ | ›ɜːm |
dʒɪm | ˋmɑːrkoʊ |
mɑːk | ˈaɪm ˋblak |
ɡreɡ | aɪ ̗nuː ɪt |
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dʒɪm | jər ˈveri ˚laɪt ˯skɪnd | bəɾ ˌaɪ kən ˋsiː ɪt |

ɡreɡ | aɪv ˈɔːlweɪz ˚wɒnɾəd ə ̖blæk ˳frend |
dʒɪm | ˈmiː ˋtuː |
mɑːk | aɪm ən ˋeskɪməʊ |
ɡreɡ | ˈfænˋtæstɪk |
dʒɪm | aɪv ˈnevər ˋsiːn ə ˳blæk ˳eskəmoʊ |
mɑːk | aɪm ə ˋpaɪrəʔ |
ɡreɡ | aɪ ˈdɪdən ˚noʊ ðeɪ ˚stɪl ˋhæd ðoʊz |
dʒɪm | ər ju ə ̗deɪndʒərəs ˚paɪrət |
mɑːk | aɪm ə ̖laɪən ˳teɪmə | ənd aɪm ˈwɛ:rɪŋ ə ˋwɪɡ |
ɡreɡ | ɑːrəntʃu ˈskerd jul ɡet b
̗ ɪtn̩ wʌn ˚deɪ |
dʒɪm | ðæts ə fæn ̖tæstɪk ˳wɪɡ |
mɑːk | aɪ ɪɱˈvenʔɪd ðə ̖baɪsɪkɫ̩ |
ɡreɡ | aɪ ˋlʌv jɔ:r ˳wɝːk |
dʒɪm | kən aɪ ˈɡeɾ ə ̗dɪskaʊnɾ ɑːn ə ˚ten ˚spiːd |
mɑːk | aɪm ə ˌwʌn ›ɑːmd | ›dʒɜːmən | ̖speɪs ɪk˳splɔːrə |
ɡreɡ | ˈwenz jɔ:r ˋlɒntʃ ˳deɪt |
dʒɪm | ̂guːtən ˳taːk | ɪts ə ›veri | ˈlaɪflaɪk prɑːs ̖θeɾɪk |
mɑːk | ɪts ɪnˋkredəbl̩ | kʌm ˋɒn | lets ˈʌp ðə ̖steɪks ə lɪʔɫ̩ ˳bɪt | ˈkʌm ›ɒn