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By
Zak Wilkins
KYLE:
Please, don’t. Like, i’m a
professional actor - surely I
should be able to improvise
better than that?
HOWARD
It’s the biggest audience to ever
hear one of my songs - I hope it
went down better than the band.
KYLE:
Shit, I totally forgot, don’t
even worry. What are you doing?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
HOWARD
We’re heading up to River North
for the day, I’ve been promising
i’ll take her to the poetry
foundation for ages and I’ve had
dinner booked for a week now.
KYLE:
Sounds like somebody’s trying to
soften her up for a certain
question...
HOWARD looks immediately panicked.
HOWARD
Woah, dude, no. We’ve been
together for like three years.
KYLE:
And you’re both in your fourties
now, things have to start
speeding up man. Look at me, I
didn’t think I’d ever have kids
and I’ve had 2 in the past 5
years.
HOWARD
Yeah but you had a second because
you loved your first. I don’t
want to rush into a second
marriage.
KYLE:
You know Annie wants to right?
HOWARD
Yeah, but not now .. she said it
was cool I wanted to wait
KYLE:
Do you definitely want to marry
her?
HOWARD
I don’t know, I’ve not even been
thinking about it!
KYLE:
Yeah, that’s not the kind of
waiting she meant, man.
HOWARD
Nah, if she wanted to get married
she’d tell me ... she’d tell me.
3.
ANNIE
Good morning sweetheart
He leans in to kiss her but she turns her head slightly
ANNIE
Why were you so late back last
night?
HOWARD
I told you I was going out with
Kyle, mourning his opening night
tragedy.
ANNIE
Yeah, I assumed you’d have a few
drinks and at least be back
before midnight.
HOWARD
Well .. I wasn’t? I don’t know,
do you want me to be sorry for
going out with a friend?
ANNIE
No, you know that’s not what I
meant. Fuck Howard,we’ve been
together almost three years and I
still need to ask you to let me
know when you’ll be home?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
HOWARD
Well maybe I didn’t want to tell
you, maybe I wanted to have a
night off without you breathing
down my neck like Jane?
It’s the final straw, ANNIE throws her spoon at HOWARD and
storms toward the door.
ANNIE
Why don’t you stop hiding behind
old fights with your ex-wife and
realise i’m not her!
4 EXT - HYDE PARK - DAY
ANDI
Yeah hun, you are. I guess you
can’t even talk to him about it?
ANNIE
That’s the rub though, sometimes
he really seems to be listening
to me for once and like we’ll go
out more for a few weeks and talk
like people but then before long
I just find myself back in the
same place.
They stop, resting on a bench to rehydrate.
ANDI
Now I think that is the one of
the only real differences between
men and women - and I know it
sounds so stereotypical but they
never fucking retain anything
unless they think it’s their
idea. That’s how deeply rooted
their sexist inflated ego goes.
ANNIE
I don’t know about that .. do you
know how long he’s been saying
he’s gonna start a new band? But
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
ANNIE (cont’d)
two days later he’s certain it’ll
end as badly as the last one. Do
they just hate commitment?
ANDI
I think just two people trying to
live together and deal with their
own emotions, as well as their
partners and then like your kind
of ... joint emotions. It’s a lot
to fucking deal with. Me and Kyle
tried doing the open marriage
thing and that kind of scared us
back to each other for a bit.
Like .. I know I love him and
he’s who I want to be with ...
but there are times when I just
don’t know if I can.
ANNIE rests her foot on the bench, stretching her leg.
ANNIE
So if it’s not working then why
not ...
ANDI
Honestly .. we’ve discussed it.
We’re really trying to make it
work though, we’re going to
couple counselling - which is ...
yeah. But we’ve got the kids and
the house and all of our finances
are tied in together. Plus ...
not to be rude but I wouldn’t
want us to end up like Howard and
Jane.
ANNIE
I really doubt either of you
would let that happen. You’re
both actually mature adults and
if anything you can’t end up like
them - you guys need t at least
keep in touch because of the
kids.
ANDI
Howard and Jane don’t talk? Like
ever?
ANNIE
Not in years. I kind of wish they
would so she can have all of her
arguments back and I can have own
my life again
6.
HOWARD
Part of me wishes I was reviewing
it because it would have been
such a good story .. but I also
wouldn’t want to risk his part in
the play. It’s almost like the
critic’s biggest dilemma, what’s
more important - your career or
theirs?
LUCY
Of course it is. Acknowledge
negatives, sure, but don’t obsess
on them. When people ask how
Caitlin’s doing in school I tell
them that she’s lead of the
musical, not that I have to go in
and talk to her geography teacher
about her crap grades.
HOWARD
You do?
LUCY
Actually Howard, I think it might
be you. I just told you she’s
lead of the musical but you focus
on the wrong part!
HOWARD laughs softly as he thinks about that.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
HOWARD
Hmm. Sorry. What musical?
LUCY smiles, pulling out a picture of a small girl dressed
as a victorian boy.
LUCY
She’s gonna be Oliver and we’re
gonna be the proudest moms in the
whole school.
HOWARD
Caitlin .. is playing Oliver?
LUCY
Don’t piss me off twice in a
minute, Howard!
HOWARD
Sorry .. i am really, sorry.
LUCY sighs, turning back to her computer and putting the
photo next to her laptop. HOWARD turns to his own
computer, fingers hovering over the keyboard.
HOWARD
Can I ask you a chick question?
LUCY
For fucks sake.
HOWARD
Sorry! Can I ask a ...
relationship question, then?
LUCY sighs, turning back to face Howard.
HOWARD
How do you know if somebody wants
to get married?
LUCY laughs
What?
LUCY
You’ve been married before,
right? How did you know it was
the right time then?
HOWARD
Well .. surely the fact it ended
shows it wasn’t the right time?
But even so .. I don’t know -
we’d left college, had our own
place for a few years - it just
kind of felt like the done thing.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
LUCY
Wait .. what?
HOWARD
What?
LUCY
I don’t know, everything you said
there confused me!
HOWARD
Well why did you marry Sarah?
LUCY
Because I love her! Because I
wanted to start a family and
spend the rest of my life with
her.
HOWARD’s face twists slightly.
LUCY
What now?
HOWARD
Take it from somebody that’s
divorced .. good luck with that!
LUCY
You mean from somebody that also
just admitted they married for
almost all of the wrong reasons?
HOWARD
Well .. we wanted all that stuff,
you know: kids, the picket fence,
the bullshit that never happens.
LUCY rolls her eyes to herself.
LUCY
Wanna know how I knew Sarah
wanted to get married? I asked
her.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
HOWARD
Do I need an occasion to make a
lovely apology dinner for my
girlfriend?
ANNIE laughs as she takes off her coat and sits at the
table.
I wanted to say sorry for this
morning .. and for not telling
you when I’d be home last night.
I know I’ve been really crap
recently, I just ..
ANNIE
Hey, hun it’s okay. You really
don’t need to say any more.
(She gestures at the table)
Honestly, this more than makes up
for eating alone last night.
HOWARD pulls a face like he clearly hadn’t realised that.
It’s okay. Really. But shall we
eat before it all gets cold?
HOWARD laughs and nods, they begin to eat.
HOWARD
How was your day?
ANNIE
It was nice thanks. Me and Andi
went for a run before yoga and I
helped her with the kids for a
bit. I’m thinking I might try use
them in some poems.
HOWARD
Oh?
ANNIE
They’re just really open-minded,
intelligent kids, you know?
HOWARD nods, trying to smile with a mouthful of food.
HOWARD
They’ve got good parents.
ANNIE
Think our kids will be that good?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
HOWARD
So you want kids? Soon?
ANNIE looks up immediately, clearly taken aback.
ANNIE
What?
HOWARD
Kids. Our kids. Your kids. My
kids. You want kids?
ANNIE
What do you mean? You know I do,
Howard.
HOWARD
I didn’t realise you meant now!
ANNIE
I never said I want them now!
HOWARD
But clearly you’ve been thinking
about it.
ANNIE sighs, laying down her fork
ANNIE
I’ve not been thinking about
anything, Howard. Yes, I want
kids one day. Yes, I’d prefer
sooner before I’m too old to play
with them. But .. I don’t know.
HOWARD
Hey, it’s okay. You’re gonna be
able to play with them
She sobs again, hitting his arm softly.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
ANNIE
It’s not about being old! Christ
Howard, there’s clearly bigger
factors to worry about than age.
Why did you freak out so much, I
thought you said you wanted kids?
HOWARD strokes Annie’s hair, attempting to soothe her.
HOWARD
Hey, I .. I do.
ANNIE
(Against his shoulder)
You don’t sound very certain
HOWARD
Annie, I want kids. I’ve always
wanted kids. I just haven’t
thought about it seriously in a
while. I always thought I’d have
them with Jane but then we broke
up and Kyle and everybody started
having theirs and I just kinda
got use to being ’Uncle Howwy’.
ANNIE looks up.
ANNIE
So .. you wanted kids with Jane
but not me?
HOWARD
No, That’s not what I meant!
ANNIE
Then what did you mean? Because
every time I try and be serious
it always goes back to her! I’m a
different person, you have a
different life now!
7 INT - BEDROOM - NIGHT
ANNIE lays in bed, eyes shut and breathing gently, a
notepad and pen next to her. HOWARD enters and sighs
defeated.
HOWARD
Can we not do this please?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 12.
ANNIE
Howard, what - you want to get
married??
HOWARD
(Shouting)
NO! I don’t! Why would I want to
marry somebody that doesn’t help
me try to fix our arguments?
ANNIE’s face breaks at the outburst. She turns away from
Harold.
Well? How are we supposed to ever
solve anything if you’re always
pretending to sleep? What am I
supposed to do with that? I’ve
had a relationship where -
ANNIE stands up, cutting him off and pulling a pair of
jeans from drawers and pulling them on as quickly as she
can.
ANNIE
Well maybe if you ever actually
listened to what I said instead
of just assuming that i’m going
to overreact?? Do you remember
the last time we spoke about
something and you didn’t bring up
your fucking ex or mistakes from
your past that you refuse to let
go of?? I don’t! And it’s fucking
tiring! You know what most people
do when they make a mistake? They
change! And try to do things
better the next time. If you want
to have the same stupid arguments
you had with Jane then why don’t
you? If you want to wallow with
past mistakes then you do that!
She pushes past him, he follows but says nothing as she
gathers her bag and coat. Turning to face him one last
time.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 13.
ANNIE
Well?
HOWARD still says nothing, just continuing to stare Annie
in the eyes. She leaves.