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TEACHERS AND FACULTY EPISODE 3 MONDAY

INT. CHERYLS CLASS LUNCHTIME

CHERYL IS SITTING AT HER DESK, PICKING OVER A SALAD. BETH

WALKS INTO HER CLASSROOM.

BETH:
Hey you! How come youre not in
the lounge?

CHERYL:
Oh hi, Beth. I dont know, just
going over some papers and work.
How was your weekend?

BETH:
Oh my God, so get this. I
fucking got stood up on Saturday
night.

CHERYL:
You got stood up? Who would
stand you up?

BETH:
This asshole named Nick. He
works in some office somewhere.

CHERYL:
Howd you meet him?

BETH:
This free online dating app I
downloaded on my phone.

CHERYL:
Online dating? Come on, Beth.
You dont need online dating.
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BETH:
I know, I know. To be honest I
dont usually use them. But I
thought Id give it a try since
my date life has sucked balls
lately. Plus it had like a four
out of five star review.

CHERYL:
Where were you guys supposed to
go on your date?

BETH:
We were supposed to hang out at
that new bar on 17th street.
McGinnis Pub.

CHERYL:
I think Ive heard of it.

BETH:
So, to make a long story short,
he texts me and tells me to meet
him at 10:30, and he never
shows. I fucked waited until
after 11:30 and I finally said
fuck it and left. I had to pay
for three fucking cosmos.

CHERYL:
What the hell does this guy do
anyways? You said he works in an
office?
BETH:
Yeah. His profile said he is
some kind of technical advisor
to some bullshit.

CHERYL:
Well Im sorry to hear that,
Beth.

BETH:
How was your weekend?
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CHERYL:
It was stressful.

BETH:
Oh yeah you told me that Rebecca
was coming home from school for
the weekend.

CHERYL:
Yeah she came home. She told us
that she is pregnant.

BETH:
Oh my God. Did Tom flip out?

CHERYL:
To be honest he handled it
better than I expected. She met
his guy named Ryan. He is a
writer and a poet, apparently.
They got pregnant and Tom is
very upset. I tried telling him
that it was better that she came
to us rather than run off and
elope with the guy.

BETH:
Thats true. So Tom didnt
handle it well?

CHERYL
No he didnt.

BETH:
I would have figured that.

CHERYL
He also turned down sex.

BETH:
Really?

CHERYL:
Yeah. Fuck him. Pissed me off.
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THE BELL RINGS. LUNCH IS OVER.

BETH:
Well, we will talk more. I got
to get back to my house of
horrors.

CHERYL:
Alright, Beth. Ill see you
later.

BETH LEAVES THE CLASSROOM.

---------------- END SCENE 1.01 (4 MIN LONG)

INT. CHADS CLASSROOM. STUDENTS ARE WORKING ON A PROJECT.

CHAD WALKS THE ROOM OBSERVING. ANGELA WALKS UP TO KELLY.

ANGELA:
Hey stud.

KELLY:
Shut up, bitch.

ANGELA:
(Laughs) Im just teasing you.

KELLY:
Having fun yet?

ANGELA:
Not really.

KELLY:
Just imagine how lame this is
for everyone else.

ANGELA:
Yeah, no kidding. Were the
science nerds and even we find
this boring.
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KELLY:
Not all science is fun.

ANGELA:
So I heard that Jayden told some
of the guys he really likes you.

KELLY:
Whered you hear that?

ANGELA:
I just heard it through the
grapevine.

KELLY:
Great. Now everyone will think
Im into lesbian porn and a
whore.

ANGELA:
(Laughs) Fuck them. Do what you
want, girl. Its your life.

KELLY:
I know that. Im not sure it
will turn into anything, though.

ANGELA:
What makes you say that?

KELLY:
(Shrugs) I can just tell. I wish
hed be more interested but I
think he might just be a player.

ANGELA:
Well no offense, but I dont
think he was a virgin.

KELLY:
He sure as hell didnt fuck like
one.
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ANGELA:
(Laughs) Damn girl, you went
from bookworm to tramp
overnight.

KELLY:
(Chuckles) Fuck you bitch.

THE GIRLS LAUGH AND CONTINUE THEIR PROJECT. CHAD WALKS OVER
TO THEM.

CHAD:
Hey girls how is it coming
along?
KELLY:
We are doing well, Mr. Riley.

CHAD:
Enjoying our little project?

ANGELA:
Mr. Riley, let me ask you. After
we finish school and go out into
the real world, when will we
ever have to grow our own algae?

CHAD:
Thats actually a really good
question. The answer is I have
no freaking clue. But thats why
Im supposed to teach and thats
what youre supposed to learn.

KELLY:
Well we are learning it, I
guess.

CHAD LAUGHS AS HIS PHONE VIBRATES. HE PULLS IT OUT AND SEES

A TEXT FROM HIS WIFE MELISSA. IT READS, MEETING WITH MY
LAWYER NOW TO DISCUSS A SETTLEMENT. CHAD BECOMES VISIBILY
INTRIQUED BUT HOLDS IT IN AND WALKS BACK TO HIS DESK.

---------------- END SCENE 1.02 (5 MIN LONG)

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INT. OFFICE DAYTIME

INSIDE A DARK LAW OFFICE, WITH THE SHADES DRAWN, MELISSA IS

STRADDLING ON A MANS FACE. SHE IS BOTTOMLESS WEARING ONLY
A LOOSE BUTTON-DOWN BUSINESS SHIRT AND BLACK THIGH HIGH
NYLONS. SHE IS FACING HIM GRINDING BACK AND FORTH.

MELISSA:
Keep licking.

MELISSA HAS AN ORGASM ON HER LAWYERS FACE. SHE SLOWLY

DISMOUNTS AND STEPS BACK FROM THE MANS CHAIR. SHE PICKS
HER PANTIES OFF THE FLOOR AND HER GREY SLACKS. SHE BEGINS
GETTING DRESSED AS HER LAYWER, RUSSELL CREED, FIXES HIS
LOOSENED SHIRT AND TIE.

MELISSA:
Thanks. I really needed that
one.

RUSSELL:
Youre welcome.

MELISSA:
So you really think that this
settlement is a bad idea?

RUSSELL:
Look, Im being honest, some
divorce settlements arent
fifty-fifty. However, those
usually give the spoils to the
wife.

MELISSA:
So whats the problem, then?

RUSSELL:
In your case, Mrs. Riley, your
husband ends up with the house.

MELISSA:
Im well aware of that.
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RUSSELL:
Thats a big deal. I just would
advise you against settling like
this, and Im sure his lawyer
would likely be advising you the
same way, to be honest.

MELISSA FINISHES TUCKING HER SHIRT INTO HER PANTS AND SITS
DOWN IN THE CHAIR INFRONT OF HIS DESK, CROSSING HER LEGS
AND PUTTING ON HER SHOES BACK ON.

MELISSA:
Russell, I know Chad. He wants
that house. He will put me
through a living fucking hell if
I dont let him have it.

RUSSELL:
Wow. Is he really that attached
to it?

MELISSA:
Oh yeah, he is. He grew up
there. He had his entire
childhood in that house.

RUSSELL:
Wow. He never lived anywhere
else?

MELISSA:
Nope, not at all. I moved in
with him when we were dating and
we never even discussed moving
someplace new.

RUSSELL:
I see.

MELISSA:
When I would bring it up, Chad
would always get sentimental.

RUSSELL:
What do you mean sentimental?
About the house?
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MELISSA:
He always would talk on and on
about playing baseball with his
dad in the backyard, or his mom
cooking pies in the kitchen. He
is really attached.

RUSSELL:
I can tell.

MELISSA:
Dont get me wrong, its a
really nice house. I guess Im
just looking for something a
little more modern for myself.
RUSSELL:
You make pretty good money,
right?

MELISSA:
Thats right. Plus Ive been
saving a lot of money working as
a Hospital admissions supervisor
for over ten years now.

RUSSELL:
Your husband works as a high
school teacher.

MELISSA:
Exactly, and we both know they
make shit compared to other
jobs.

RUSSELL:
Well if you really want this
settlement, then we can arrange
a meeting between myself and his
lawyer to discuss it.

MELISSA:
Alright, Ill get in contact
with Chad and see when he wants
to do it.
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RUSSELL:
Sounds good.

RUSSELL GETS UP FROM HIS DESK AND WALKS MELISSA TO THE

OFFICE DOOR.

MELISSA:
We will be in touch.

RUSSELL:
Sure. Hey, by the way, would you
be interested in maybe having
dinner tonight?

MELISSA:
Oh no thanks, perhaps some other
time.

MELISSA LEAVES THE OFFICE. RUSSELL RETURNS AND OPENS THE

SHADES, LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW.

---------------- END SCENE 1.03 (7 MIN LONG)

INT. CHERYLS CLASSROOM

AS THE CLASS DISMISSES OUT, JACOB WALKS UP TO CHERYL AT HER

DESK AS SHE OVERLOOKS PAPERS.

JACOB:
Hey, Mrs. Boyett, what are you
up to?

CHERYL:
Not too much, Jacob. Just
grading some English papers.

JACOB:
Did I get an A?

CHERYL:
(Laughs) Too soon to say.
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JACOB:
Wow. Pretty tough, Mrs. B.

CHERYL:
I try not to be, but sometimes
thats all youve got.

JACOB:
I totally understand.

CHERYL:
So what are you up to this
evening?

JACOB:
Well, we have our first game
tonight out at the field.

CHERYL:
All finished with the practice?

JACOB:
Overall, we are finished but we
will continue doing practice on
and off during the season.

CHERYL:
What time is the game?

JACOB:
7PM tonight. Do you think youll
come watch?

CHERYL:
Is that an invite?

JACOB:
Sure, why not?

CHERYL:
Ill be there.
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JACOB:
Awesome! See you there.

JACOB LEAVES THE CLASSROOM AND CHERYL RECLINES IN HER

CHAIR, SMILING.

---------------- END SCENE 1.04 (2 MIN LONG)

INT. KELLYS BEDROOM AFTERNOON

KELLY AND ANGELA ARE IN HER BEDROOM, ON THEIR CELL PHONES.

KELLY HAS A BOOK OPENED BUT THE TWO ARE NOT READING.

KELLY:
This algebra homework sucks
dick.

ANGELA:
I know. Dont they realize that
in the real world people end up
just using calculators for this
shit?

KELLY:
Hand me my calculus book.

ANGELA:
Its not here.
KELLY:
Fuck. I left it in the back of
my moms car.

ANGELA:
Want me to get it?

KELLY:
Will you?

ANGELA:
No. Im watching videos.
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KELLY:
Lazy bitch.

KELLY WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM AND GOES OUTSIDE TO HER

MOTHERS CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY.SHE OPENS THE BACKDOOR AND
BEGINS REACHING UNDER THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE
BOOK. SHE PULLS OUT HER MOTHERS CRUMPLED UP PANTIES. SHE
BECOMES VISIBILY UPSET AND RUNS BACK INSIDE.

---------------- END SCENE 1.05 (2 MIN LONG)

INT. CHERYLS KITCHEN

CHERYL IS GETTING A WATER BOTTLE FROM THE FRIDGE; SHE HAS

HER OVERCOAT ON AND IS GETTING READY TO LEAVE. TOM WALKS UP
TO HER.

TOM:
Hey.

CHERYL:
Hi.

TOM:
How was work?

CHERYL:
Pretty uneventful. How about
things at the bank?

TOM:
Same old, same old.

CHERYL:
I made some garlic chicken about
an hour ago but I wasnt sure
when youd be home.

TOM:
Yeah Im sorry I am late. Jack
and I had to open lots of new
accounts this afternoon. Fucking
long ass day.
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CHERYL:
I left you some in the fridge if
you want to reheat it. Im going
to a school football game.

TOM:
Did you want me to go with you?

CHERYL:
You dont look up for a football
game? You look exhausted.

TOM:
Yeah, I am. Im sorry. I think
Ill stay in.

CHERYL:
Thats alright. Ill probably
run into Beth there or
something.

TOM:
Alright, be sure to tell Beth I
said hello.

CHERYL:
I will.

CHERYL GIVES TOM A QUICK KISS AND LEAVES.

---------------- END SCENE 1.06 (3 MIN LONG)

INT. KRISTINES HOUSE EVENING

KRISTINE WALKS IN. KELLY IS SITTING ALONE ON THE COUCH IN

THE QUIET LIVING ROOM.

KRISTINE:
Hey Kel, wheres Angela?

KELLY:
She went home.

KRISTINE:
Oh, already?
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KELLY:
How was your yoga class?

KRISTINE:
Stressful. Im really sore. Glad
I called a ride, it would have
sucked driving after that
workout.

KELLY IS UPSET. SHE GLARES AT HER MOTHER.

KRISTINE:
Kelly, honey, whats wrong?

KELLY:
Youre a whore.

KRISTINE:
Excuse me?

KELLY STANDS UP AND THROWS KRISTINES UNDERWEAR AT HER. SHE

BEGINS SCREAMING AND CRYING.

KELLY:
YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEATING
WHORE!

KRISTINE:
(Taken back) Kellyyou dont
understand.

KELLY:
WHATS NOT TO FUCKING
UNDERSTAND?!?

KRISTINE:
WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

KELLY:
DONT TELL ME TO WATCH MY MOUTH!
YOURE FUCKING MY BIOLOGY
TEACHER!
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KRISTINE:
Kelly, it isnt what you think?

KELLY:
I go to grab a fucking math book
and find my whore moms panties
crumpled up under the backseat!

KRISTINE:
(Crying) Kelly, please.

KELLY:
WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON DAD?

KRISTINE:
Kelly, calm down. Its not what
you think.

KELLY:
What else can it be, Mom?

KRISTINE:
Honey, your father has been
unfaithful for a long time.

KELLY BECOMES SILENT. KRISTINE SITS ON THE COUCH NEXT TO

HER, CRYING.

KELLY:
What do you mean?

KRISTINE:
Im trying to explain to you
that your father and I have had
problems for a long time.

KELLY:
How long?

KRISTINE:
Years. Id say probably seven or
eight years.
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KELLY IS SHOCKED, IN DISBELIEF.

KELLY:
I dont understand, Mom. What
the fuck is happening?

KRISTINE:
I know, sweetie. I know. Look,
your father and I are likely
going to wind up getting a
divorce.

KELLY:
What? Why?
KRISTINE:
Sweetie, weve both been
unfaithful to each other for
years. Im so sorry you found
out this way

KRISTINE LEANS IN TO GIVE KELLY A HUG, BUT SHE RUNS OFF.

KRISTINE:
Kelly, wait!

KELLY:
I just need to be alone right
now.

KELLY STORMS OUT OF THE HOUSE AS KRISTINE SITS ON THE

COUCH, VISIBILY SHAKEN.
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EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD NIGHT

CHERYL WALKS UP TO THE STANDS OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD, A

LIGHT CROWD, FILLED WITH MANY PARENTS AND STUDENTS. SHE
SEES JACOB RUN OUT ONTO THE FIELD. HIS FOOTBALL JERSEY
READS NUMBER 18. SHE SITS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BLEACHERS IN
HER TAN OVERCOAT AND SCARF AS THE CRISP AUTUMN AIR CHILLS
HER SLIGHTLY.

JACOB THROWS A PASS AND LOOKS AT THE BLEACHERS, SPOTTING

CHERYL. SHE SMILES AT HIM AND NODS. HE SMILES BACK AND
GIVES A WAVE.

SHE CONTINUES WATCHING THE GAME.

---------------- END SCENE 1.08 (2 MIN LONG)

INT. CHADS HOUSE NIGHT

CHAD IS SITTING ON HIS COUCH WATCHING TV, WITH SOME SCHOOL

PAPERS SCATTERED AROUND ON HIS COFFEE TABLE INFRONT OF HIM.
HIS WIFE MELISSA KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. HE WALKS UP AND LETS
HER IN.

CHAD:
Hey.

MELISSA:
Hi, Chad.

CHAD:
Come on in. Want something to
drink?

MELISSA:
No thanks. I cant stay long.

CHAD:
Alright, so what brings you
here?

MELISSA:
I just wanted to let you know
that I spoke with my lawyer
today. I want you to have the
house.
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CHAD:
What?

MELISSA:
Yeah. I know how much this house
means to you and I have other
plans, so I dont mind.

CHAD:
What other plans?

MELISSA:
Well, I have been staying at my
sisters house.

CHAD:
Monica? Yeah, I know. Is she
alright with that?

MELISSA:
Yeah, she doesnt mind. Its
just her and her son Bentley.

CHAD:
I take it that youll eventually
get your own place.

MELISSA:
Yes, but for now I just want all
of this to settle down.

CHAD:
Alright. Im cool with that.

MELISSA:
My lawyer said he wants to
arrange a meeting at his office.
Have your lawyer get in contact
with him. This is his card.

CHAD:
Russell Creed. Sounds like a
comic book villain.
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MELISSA:
(Laughs) Youre such a dork,
Chad.

MELISSA WALKS BACK TO THE DOORWAY.

CHAD:
You look good, Lyss.

MELISSA:
So do you. Goodnight, Chad.

MELISSA LETS HERSELF OUT. CHAD STANDS IN HIS DOORWAY,

LOOKING DOWN AT THE BUSINESS CARD.
---------------- END SCENE 1.09 (3 MIN LONG)

EXT. FOOTBALL BLEACHERS NIGHT

AS THE GAME WINDS DOWN, THE CROWD BEGINS TO BECOME SMALLER.

KELLY IS WALKING TOWARDS THE BLEACHERS. SHE FINDS A SEAT
NEXT TO CHERYL.

KELLY:
Hi, Mrs. Boyett.

CHERYL:
Oh, hello Kelly. Good to see
you.

KELLY:
I didnt know you come to these
games.

CHERYL:
(Shrugs) Meh, sometimes I do.

KELLY:
Yeah.

CHERYL:
What brings you here tonight?
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KELLY:
(Looks down) I just had a bad
night.

CHERYL
Anything I can help you with?

KELLY:
Im just so confused right now.
Theres family drama with my
parents. I think theyll work it
out, but I was just so oblivious
to it all this time.

CHERYL:
I understand, Kelly.

KELLY:
It just makes me feel like Im
an idiot.

CHERYL:
Youre not an idiot. You are 18
years old. Trust me, when I was
your age, I had so much drama
going on it wasnt even funny.

KELLY:
You had drama? Like what?

CHERYL:
Well, my father left my mother,
my mother dated a drunk, then
she left him. My brother
enlisted in the Army and went
off to the war.

KELLY:
The Vietnam War?

CHERYL:
(Laughs) Im not *that* old,
Kelly.
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KELLY:
Sorry, I am obviously not that
great with my history class.

CHERYL:
It was the Gulf War in 1991.

KELLY:
Ah, I see.

CHERYL:
He came back then ended up
moving away with his wife and
kids. I was all over the place,
fooling around with guys all the
time and partying a lot.

KELLY:
I cant picture you doing that
kind of stuff.

CHERYL:
We all have our wild times. But
my point is, things will change.
Things will get better. Im sure
youll be able to work
everything out.

KELLY:
Im sure I will, too. Thanks for
the good talk, Mrs. Boyett.

CHERYL:
No problem, Kelly. Anytime.

CHERYL AND KELLY CONTINUE TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME.

---------------- END SCENE 1.10 (5 MIN LONG)

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INT. KRISTINES HOUSE NIGHT

HER HUSBAND MARK, GRAY HAIRED IN LATE 40s/EARLY 50s, WALKS

IN FROM WORK. KRISTINE SITS AT THE DINING TABLE WITH A
GLASS OF WHITE WINE.

MARK:
Hey. Sorry Im late.

KRISTINE:
Its nothing new. Im pretty
much used to it by now.

MARK:
(Puts his keys on the
countertop) What the hell is
wrong with you?

KRISTINE:
Mark, we have to have a serious
talk.

MARK:
Tonight? Im exhausted.

KRISTINE:
MarkKellyknows that were
having problems.

MARK:
What do you mean she knows? What
problems does she think were
having?

KRISTINE:
She knows we havent been
faithful to each other.

MARK:
Why? What did you do? Who did
you do it with?

KRISTINE:
Thats not important, Mark.
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MARK:
Who did you fuck? Tell me.

MARK GETS ANGRY AND PUSHES HER GLASS OFF THE KITCHEN TABLE.

MARK:
TELL ME! WHO DID YOU FUCK!?

KRISTINE:
It doesnt matter!

MARK GRABS KRISTINE AND THROWS HER AGAINST THE KITCHEN

COUNTER.

KRISTINE:
Youve been fucking Alans wife
every fucking week! Youre a
fucking lying bastard, too!

MARK:
Why did you tell her!

KRISTINE:
I didnt! She found out herself!

MARK:
(Angry) WHY!? What did you do?

KRISTINE:
(Yelling) BECAUSE I FUCKED HER
TEACHER, ALRIGHT? There, you
happy?

MARK:
You fucked her teacher?

KRISTINE:
Yeah and he filled me up so much
it dripped out all night while I
cooked you fucking dinner.

MARK:
Fucking bitch!
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THEY BEGIN KISSING. KRISTINE PUSHES HIM AWAY.

KRISTINE:
Youre a fucking pig!

MARK:
Fucking cheating whore bitch!

THEY BEGIN KISSING AGAIN. THIS TIME IT BECOMES MORE INTENSE

AS THEY GRIND AGAINST THE COUNTER.

---------------- END SCENE 1.11 (3 MIN LONG)

EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD - NIGHT

AS THE GAME IS OVER, CARS BEGIN DRIVING UP WITH STUDENTS
AND PARENTS LEAVING. CHERYL WALKS UP TO JACOB.

CHERYL:
Nice job out there today, Jake.

JACOB:
Thanks, Mrs. Boyett. We still
lost, though.

CHERYL:
Aww, dont worry about it.
Practice makes perfect.

JACOB:
Yeah, Ill be doing a lot more
of that now.

CHERYL:
Do you have a way to get home?

JACOB:
Yeah, my Uncle Dan is picking me
up. I live with him.

CHERYL:
Oh you dont live with your
parents?
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JACOB:
No, my mom left town a few years
ago and my Dad lives elsewhere
so, my Uncle took me in. Its
cool though, I have an entire
basement room to myself.

CHERYL:
I see how that could be somewhat
appealing.

JACOB:
Thats him now.

JACOB WALKS TOWARDS HIS UNCLES CAR.

JACOB:
(Turns around) So, tomorrow I
have another practice, I could
use a ride and some company, if
you were interested.

CHERYL:
(Thinking deeply) Yeah. I can
give you a lift tomorrow.

JACOB:
Ill be getting off work at
Burger Crown. Say about 6pm?

CHERYL:
Thats fine.

JACOB:
Great. Ill see you then, Mrs.
B.

CHERYL:
See you tomorrow, Jacob.

JACOB WAVES AND GETS INTO HIS UNCLES CAR. CHERYL SMILES,
SEEMINGLY CONTENT AND WALKS AROUND THE EMPTY BLEACHERS IN
HIS OVERCOAT.
---------------- END SCENE 1.12 (3 MIN LONG)
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INT. HALLWAY OF KRISTINES HOUSE EVENING

KELLY WALKS THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND HEARS A GLASS BREAK.
SHE PEAKS AROUND THE CORNER ONLY TO SEE HER PARENTS IN THE
MIDDLE OF INTENSE, FRANTIC SEX. HER FATHER MARK IS
THRUSTING ONTOP OF KRISTINE, WITH HIS PANTS PULLED DOWN.
KRISTINES LEGS ARE RESTING ON HIS SHOULDERS WITH HER JEANS
WRAPPED UP AROUND HER KNEES. KELLY IS SHOCKED AND EVEN MORE
CONFUSED. SHE SLIPS BACK OUT THE FRONT DOOR AS HER PARENTS
CONTINUE TO HAVE FRANTIC SEX. SHE PULLS OUT HER PHONE AND
TEXTS ANGELA. CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE?

---------------- END SCENE 1.13 (1 MIN LONG)

------------------END OF EPISODE 3