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English Newspaper April 2013
English Newspaper April 2013
EASTER IN GREECE
EVERYBODY !!!
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Twilight
And now a few ……. English Jokes
Twilight is a vampire fiction novel
written by the American writer Stephanie
Meyer. She finished her writing on the 9th of B: What’s the difference between a smart
August in 2003 and was published by Jodi English man and a unicorn?
Reamer of Writers House. A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters!
The storyline of Twilight came to
Meyer in a dream, the dream being about a Q: What's the difference between the
girl and a vampire in love with her, who England football team and a tea bag?
thirsted for her blood. In the end she decided A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
to write a book based on this dream.
Stephenie never did plan to get this book Q: What's the difference between Princess
published, because she was more writing it Diana and Elton John?
for her own amusement. A: Princess Diana never became a queen of
However, when she asked for her England
sister's opinion she insisted that the public
should be able to read it as well. Out of the
Q: Why aren't the England football team
15 letters she wrote to various publishers 5
allowed to own a dog?
were not answered, 9 were rejected, but the
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
last one was replied to by Jodi Reamer, who
had decided to publish her book.
Q: What’s the difference between Cinderella
The story is about a young girl
and the England football team?
named Bella, who decides to go and live
A: Cinderella wanted to get to the ball!
with her father, because her mother and
(by Ilias Tsagarakis)
stepfather go a baseball trip. In her new
school she meets a vampire who is in love
with her, but has trouble being near her
because he thirsts for her blood. Once he
takes her to play baseball with his family
and unfortunately meets three other
vampires named Laurent, Victoria and
James. Throughout the rest of the story
James follows her to bite her. But Edward
and his family manage to get to her in time.
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