Neighbours Top 10

G’Day Mates!
We thought it was high time to address one of the most
debated issues of our generation, one that has caused
many a drunken argument in the pub……

Just who are the Top 10 birds from

neighbours of all time?

So after much deliberation we have come up with this,

the DEFINITIVE guide to the best monkey Ramsey
Street has ever seen, enjoy!!!
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10. Lauren Carpenter
Lou’s daughter enjoyed a good ride, although her
horse saw more action than most of the lads in
Ramsey Street.
Brad pulled her though and ruined his engagement
to Beth in the process.
Can now be seen in the Tetley beer ad’s.

9. Amy Greenwood
How the fuck did Lance ever pull her!?
She was an Air Hostess but never
joined the mile high club with Lance,
instead preferring to get broken in by
some random bloke and then got
pregnant.
Got sacked from the show for getting
monkey out in a magazine. RESPECT!!!
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8. Dione Bliss
The source of much controversy…
Although she is ill proportioned and
often said to have skinny arms, shovel
hands and pasty skin, “Dee” has got
cracking baps!!!
Plus she’s a nurse!!!

7. Tess Bell
Tess joined the show as the new teacher at
Erinsborough high and we’d all like to learn a thing
or to from her, that’s for sure!
Blantantly had some lesbo action with Dione in the
flat until Darcy completed the menage-a-trois.
Lucky bastard.
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6. Sarah Beaumont
Sarah was the sexist secretary the surgery has
ever seen.
Successfully tempted “The Doc” away from the
ultimate OBG Susan Kennedy for some action on
the side (remember the golf course session?)
Showed an unhealthy interest to her dog Bob.

5. Joanna Hartman We thought we had it made with Analise but

when her little sister turned up unannounced it
got even better!
Her voice used to bug but at the end of the day
we all knew how we’d like to shut her up.
It was a sad day when she left the show but
Hugh Hefner done us proud by persuading Miss
Harrison to show us her monkey as a Playboy
centrefold.
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4. Analise Hartman
Analise was a model and was by far and away
the best bird in neighbours in her day.
She got jilted at the alter by Mark who went
on to become a priest!? Christ!!!
Lou got in there and so did stonefish until
his mum caught them in bed together!

3. Charlene Mitchell
I just cant get this one out of my head,
spinning around on a night like this,
especially for me? I should be so
Lucky!
Grade A monkey, well worthy of a
podium finish.
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2. Beth Brennan
We really were torn between the top two, but
in the end “our Nat” was beaten into second
place.
Was very fit on the show but has got better
and better after leaving and rightly deserves
her high standing amongst the all time greats!
So who is number 1 ? . . .
1. Felicity Scully
Everyone’s favourite school girl (we know
you love that uniform Stevie!), we’d all love a
kiss kiss with her!
Moving on to bigger and better things with
the new single, (that Video!!!) holly might not
be in Ramsey Street for too much longer.
DIFFERENT GRAVY!!!