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A Christmas Itch Script
A Christmas Itch Script
By
Sunny Davis
Draft 1 - 9/28/18
Draft 2 - 10/1/18
INT. LIVING ROOM - EVENING
MIKE, 50s, sits on the couch. SHERI, 50s and wearing an
apron, plugs in the Christmas lights that decorate the room.
The entire living room is fully decorated for Christmas:
lights, stockings, tinsel, and more. The doorbell rings.
SHERI
I think they’re here! Can you get
the roast from the oven while I
answer the door?
MIKE
Sure.
Mike walks into the kitchen while Sheri goes to the front
door and opens it. JAMES, 20s, and EVA, 20s, stand on the
other side. Eva sports a big cross necklace.
SHERI
James!
Sheri gives her son a big hug.
JAMES
Hi, mom! This is Eva, my
girlfriend.
EVA
It’s so nice to meet you, Mrs.
Brown.
SHERI
The pleasure is mine.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
SHERI
Oh, the sides! Thank you, dear.
Sheri takes the pan from Mike. Mike disappears into the
kitchen once more. After, James and Eva walk in.
EVA
It smells delightful, Mrs. Brown.
SHERI
Oh, thank you, Eva. Would you like
a glass of wine?
Eva nods and Sheri pours the opened bottle of wine from the
table into each glass. She hands a glass to James and a
glass to Eva, then picks one up for herself. She holds her
glass up.
SHERI (CONT.)
To a long and happy relationship!
MIKE
I am so sorry I have been hiding in
the kitchen! It is such a pleasure
to finally meet you, Eva, James has
told me so much about you!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
SHERI
Not my roast!!
MIKE
I am so sorry, Sheri.
SHERI
Accidents happen. I’ll go get a rag
to clean up the wine.
Sheri leaves.
EVA
Dr. Brown! I didn’t know-
MIKE
It’s okay, Eva.
JAMES
You two know each other?
Eva looks around, nervous. James takes a sip of wine.
EVA
Your dad is my gynecologist.
James spits his wine out.
JAMES
WHAT?! Dad?! Is this true?!
Mike nods apprehensively.
Awkward silence. Sheri comes back with a rag.
SHERI
Why so quiet? It’s just spilled
wine!
Sheri begins to wipe the table.
JAMES
Eva and dad know each other.
SHERI
Oh, what a small world!
MIKE
She’s one of my patients.
Sheri stops what she’s doing.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
SHERI
SHE’S WHA-
Everyone holds hands and closes their eyes. Eva takes Mike’s
hand apprehensively.
MIKE
Blessed be the Earth for providing
us this food.
Blessed be the Sun for helping it
to grow.
Blessed be the hands that helped
prepare this meal,
May those hands and our hands,
bodies too, be well and quick to
heal.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
SHERI
Thank you, sweetheart.
Sheri sighs. Mike is uncomfortable. Eva stands.
EVA
Excuse me while I use the restroom.
Eva leaves. James turns to Mike. He looks disgusted.
MIKE
So have you two...you know...
JAMES
C’mon, dad! You know I’m waiting
for marriage! Jesus is always
watching, dad.
MIKE
(relieved)
Thank God. She has chlamydia.