School Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock Why did the children eat Teacher: Didn't you hear
Who's there? their homework? me call you?
Broken pencil Because their teacher said Pupil: But you said not
Broken pencil who? it was a piece of cake. to answer you back!
Oh, never mind it's pointless!
What did one math book say to How do you get straight Where do birds go to
the other? A's? school?
Don't bother me I've got my By using a ruler! High school.
own problems!
Why can't you do a math test What did the calculator say What's the best place to
in the jungle? to the other calculator? grow flowers in school?
There are too many cheetahs! "You can count on me!" In kindergarden.
Why did the new boy steal a What did you learn in What are you going to
chair from the classroom? school today? be when you get out of
Because the teacher told him Not enough, I have to go school?
to take a seat. back tomorrow! An old man!
Teacher: What is the shortest Why were the teacher's What do you call a boy
month? eyes crossed? with a dictionary in his
Pupil: May, it only has three She couldn't control her pocket?
letters. pupils! Smartie Pants!
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher, I can't solve this Why was the music
Teacher: Only if you can say problem. teacher not able to open
the alphabet Any five year old should be his class room?
Boy: OK able to solve this one. Because his keys were
abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz No wonder I can't do it on the piano.
Teacher: Where's the p? then, I'm nearly ten!
Boy: "Halfway down my leg."
What do you get when you Teacher: If 5 people gave Why did the teacher
cross a teacher and a vampire? you $20, what do you get? wear sunglasses?
Lots of blood tests! Pupil: A new bike. Because his class was so
bright!
What school subject is a witch Why did the clock go to What object is king of
good at? the principal's office? the classroom?
Spelling. For tocking too much! The ruler!

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