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The clubbing experience gets a tad Girl meets boy at club. Girl takes
too wild for our curious covergirl guy home to dirty apartment. Not-
so-clean fun ensues

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The English countryside plays backdrop
Count on the intoxicating properties of
to a troop of schoolgirls’ brush with out-
tequila to bomb this darling’s need to get
door sex, courtesy of the FHM favorite
randy

20 DANIELLE CASTAÑO 20 AVA JUGUETA

She may have the etiquette and poise of Singing and dancing may be her special-
a beauty queen, but when it comes to ties, but fooling around while watching
intercourse, she’s got one hell of a bite movies is how she spends her downtime

30 JEF GAITAN 12 DANICA TORRES

The Banana Nite mainstay takes elevator
sex to scorching levels of awesomeness She makes hot tub temperatures rise
by diddling her man mere meters away
from unsuspecting waitresses

38 PALOMA 2 KRISTEL MORENO

Our former sex guru shows you how Our covergirl is pulled over by the police
to work up an appetite before a buffet for breaking one major road rule: don’t
dinner distract the driver

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AHEAD OF THE CLASS
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HOLIDAY: CELEBRATE 47
On how to use lipstick in a kinkier BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL 57
fashion: on her man, before swapping WORKING GIRLS 67
spit OUT IN THE OPEN 77
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 19

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‘When I’m drunk, I tend to do

all sorts of things;
I lose control over my body’

PHOTOGRAPHY
PAOL O PI N EDA
OF M I DN IGH T BON K ER S

AS TOLD TO
M IC H R . L AGDA M E O

ST Y L I NG DEBR A BER NA L E S
MAKEUP A M A N DA PA DI L L A
F OR M AY BE L L I N E
HAIR AV R I L S E GU I N

P R O P S BY GEN I E R A NA DA-BA BI STA

 I DO AGR EE T H AT SE X IS F UN. I T DOESN’ T M AT T ER W HO INI T I AT ES I T BE-
T W EEN M Y BOY F RIEND A ND I —W E DO I T PAG T RIP L A NG N A MIN . A ND OF T EN,
I L IK E COS T UMES A ND ROL E- PL AY ING. M AY COWGIR L COS T UME PA NG A A KO
EH . BU T I USUA L LY JUS T DON SOME L INGERIE A ND DA NCE A ROUND SEDUC -
T I V ELY— PA R A NG PRODUC T ION NUMBER ! BU T M Y BOY F R IEND IS A CHOREOG -
R A PHER A ND I T HINK HE A PPRECI AT ES M Y DA NCE MOV ES IN T HE BEDROOM.
While I like to play around and have fun while
getting intimate, admittedly, I’m not experimental
when it comes to positions. I really enjoy straight-up
missionary sex—it’s more intimate because I can see
your face. Sometimes I’d go on top when I want a good
ab workout. Just kidding!
But it’s when I’m drunk that things between us get
even more fun. I admit that I like to drink; tequila is my
favorite. When I’m drunk, I tend to do all sorts of things;
I lose control over my body. And when I’m drunk, I
always feel the urge to do it.
One time, my boyfriend was taking me home from a
party. I was feeling “it” so I kept kissing him in the car,
letting him know what was on my mind. Nilalambing
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ko siya the whole way home. Sa sobrang lakas ng urge
ko, halos hindi na kami umabot sa loob ng house—sa
garage pa lang, we were making out so hard already.
Niyaya ko siya to go inside the house and he agreed,
but decided to take a quick shower first. Pang-tanggal-
amats siguro. So I proceeded to my bedroom to
wait for him. When he finally made his way up to my
room, he saw that I had fallen asleep. Wala na siyang
nagawa , so he just went to sleep beside me. When we
woke up, patay, may araw na ! We were a new couple
then so I had to sneak him out—buti tulog pa yung
parents ko. Kawawa naman siya—all that excitement
for nothing, and only to get kicked out pa . Blame it on
all that tequila!
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 S O T H AT ’ S W H Y
SHE L IK E S I T
S OBE R

“When I drink, my chaser is

always water. It takes a while
for me to get really drunk that
way and I get to enjoy more—
both the party and what
comes after.”

“But that being said, my

boyfriend and I prefer sober
sex kasi we last much longer
than if we’re drunk.”

“I’ve never hooked up with a

stranger either—parang hindi
ata safe yung lasing ka
and you barely know who
you’re with.”

“And more often than not,

you won’t have protection!”

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 S UR E Y OU ’ V E
S E E N HE R
BE F OR E
7, 2 0 1
Chloe’s combined Twitter and
Instagram followers

4 awards
in 2011 Miss World 2nd Princess, Miss
Kapuso World, Miss Petron Blaze, Miss
SMDC

Fish
Chloe’s spirit animal: she swims
effortlessly, says it’s her favorite pet, and
was born under the sign on the Pisces

4 3 ,10 0 h i t s
for ‘Chloe 26k girl’—she first stood out as
one of Deal of No Deal’s 26K girls

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‘H e was act u al l y b l e e d i ng , a nd hi s fa c e wa s s o
s er i o u s , b u t I j us t ke p t on l a ug hi ng ’

PHOTOGRAPHY
R I A R E GI NO OF FAT CAT S T U DIO

AS TOLD TO
K H Y N E L . PA LU M A R

S T Y L I N G DEBR A BER NA L E S
M A K E U P JA N I NA DI Z ON
HAIR R HOY C ERVA N T E S F OR L’OR E A L P R OF E S S ION E L
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S W I M S U I T S F R OM @ C E S A P H A N D
@N U D O S W I M W E A R
 Actually, I’ve bitten
all of my boyfriends.
I’ d tell yo u it’ s so meth ing I
d o t o g et o u t o f an awkw ard
situ at io n, o r t o keep th ing s l i g h t
and excit ing , b u t it co u ld j u s t
as easily b e any o f my qu i rks .
Medyo baliw ako eh . I lik e b i t i ng
a g u y’ s lip s— lig h tly o r p ro b ab l y
a little mo re th an so . I like
t aking a qu ick, p layf u l b i t e at
t h eir arm, t o o . It su rp rises t h em
t h e first t ime, b u t so o n t h ey g et
u sed to it .

This was over three years ago.

I’ve been single for so long and I’m
only just dating people now. I can’t
remember if it was at my ex’s place or
mine, but we’d usually be hanging out
at each other’s place. I had a little bit
to drink and we were getting intimate
in the sofa. When I kiss I like to
close my eyes; his eyes were closed,
too. Our kisses were warm and I was
fully into the moment, until he went,
“Aaaaaaaw!” We were still lip-to-lip. I
opened my eyes and he pulled away.
He licked and fingered his lower lip.
I was, like, “Oh my God!” He was
actually bleeding, and his face was so
serious, but I just kept on laughing.
It was nothing serious, after that he
was fine naman.
I still do it, I still bite people’s lips,
but probably gentler. I don’t bite it
right away. I suck at it first, and then
I bite. When I nibbled on that same
guy’s lips after what happened, he’d
go, “Ooooh” and he’d get anxious
and skittish. I think when you love
someone, you’re supposed to be
passionate and unpredictable—that’s
part of the excitement.

3 Arms
OTHER MAN-PARTS
DANI CASTAÑO
LIKES TO SINK HER
TEETH INTO

“That’s where I easily get

attracted to, it’s sexy.”

Tummies
“Hmmm…”

Thighs
“…And not anywhere lower.
Ayoko ng paa!”

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-
F— THE POLICE!
“A guy and I were kissing
inside a parked car, and we
were about to get into ‘it’
when a bunch of MMDA
officials got suspicious.
The car was unlocked so
when they lifted the latch,
the driver’s door opened
halfway and I pulled it back
really quick. They told us
to get out of the car, but
we drove off. They tried to
follow us, but they couldn’t
catch us. I know it was bad
but all we could do was
laugh.”
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CAS
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MAGIC NUMBER
B E CAU S E S E X W I T H MOR E T H A N ON E P E R S ON I S B E T T E R
G I R LS CAN B E VOYE U RS, TOO
My friends and I like to party a lot, but
it’s this attractive couple in our group
that are usually the last ones standing
whenever we drink. So one night, we
hung out at a friend’s house. Everyone
was already stoned and drunk. One by
one we passed out in random places
of the house. I happened to pass out
near the kitchen where the couple
was flirting. I could hear them fooling
around so I opened my eyes to get a
clearer look. They were both naked, my
guy friend fondling his girl down there.
I could see her muffling her moans
and the sight made me feel hot myself.
The guy then turned her on her back,
grabbing her breasts before entering
her from behind. It was my first time
to see a live show and I knew I just had
to do something. So I slipped my finger
under my skirt and entertained myself.
I did my own thing as my friends
finished each other off. They never
found out that I saw them. Maybe I’ll
only tell them just
when I’m ready to
join in next time.
By Voyeurista ‘ Hesit ant and
NOT YOU R drunk, I begged
AVE RAG E them to come o ne
HAPPY E N DI NG
My hubby and I are at a time. Being
the adventurous
type. One of our
extremely horn y ,
fantasies was to do w e all actually
it with somebody
watching. However, couldn’ t care les s .
we didn’t want to
do it with somebody
I st arted sucki ng
we know so we
decided to book
off my crush whi l e
a female home giv ing hand job s to
massage therapist.
And so, we did it. the other t w o’
Nearing the end
of my massage, he
suddenly removed
the towel covering my body to the
surprise of the therapist. He started
licking me down there; I was so wet
already by the time so I just let all my
inhibitions go. As planned, I acted as
if I didn’t want to do it so as not to
embarrass the therapist—but to our
surprise the therapist said, “Okay lang
yan, ma’am!” My hubby and I looked at
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each other and smiled. That made us
really hot and wild and wanting to do
the deed even more. Once in a while, my
hubby would grab the therapist’s hands
and make her massage me while doing
it. We tried different positions. After
everything, we gave her a hefty tip with
the reminder to keep what she saw a
secret.
By Sexylulu
IT’S PAYBACK TI M E
Some guys have a lot of nerve–ex-
boyfriends specifically. They inquire
if you want to have sex with them on
the side, while they are already in a
relationship with another. An ex that
cheated on me was asking if I wanted
to make love to him. I agreed, but I told
him I’d have to punish him. He didn’t
care what that meant. So I checked in
at some discreet place and texted him
the room number. He was surprised to
see my gay friend there—I said it was a
threesome and it was his punishment! I
told him that before
he decided, he’d get
to touch me first.
He drowned his
face into my ample
breasts, sucking
them and futilely
trying to get most
of them into his
mouth. He licked
me everywhere
until I climaxed. I
kept on telling him
not to stop, even
if his tongue was
already very tired,
until I climaxed
again. I told him
I wanted more.
He fondled me,
I came again. I
then found myself
stroking his shaft
and spitting on
it for lubrication, it was so hard and
engorged. My canal was also so wet and
I had a very strong urge to shove it in,
but I said he had to be punished first.
He was probably so horny at the time,
too, so he finally agreed. I told him I
didn’t want to watch, and that I’d wait
in the room next door. I instructed him
to call me when they were done–to his
relief I guess. After some time he called
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me up and said they were done, and
that my gay friend already left as he
showered. I couldn’t stop laughing after
I told him that I already went home too.
He cheated and broke his promise, and
I just did the same–albeit in a different
manner. And if he were ever to bother
me again, I would let his friends know
what had just transpired.
By Mshyde
TH R E E’S NOT A CROWD
I used to work for a big car company
as an insurance coordinator. Three
months into my job, I was called to
my boss’s office for being consistently
late. I was scared because being called
to his cube was like being called to the
principal’s office. Inside were the three
operations heads; one of them was
my crush. One of my bosses said that
considering I was under probation,
they needed to know what I intended
to do about it. Looking at my crush
with so much shame, I told them it
wouldn’t happen again. They all agreed
to give me one more month to see if
there would be any improvement. After
thanking them, my crush went behind
my seat and placed both his hands on
my shoulders. He told me we should
celebrate my second chance—blushing,
I said sure. We went to a bar in Ortigas.
I told all my guy friends that we just
had a late meeting. It was just the four
of us, and I was seated right next to
my crush. At first I was really shy to
be out with the three of them, but after
a few rounds of beer and body shots,
we all started to get along. After a
round, one of them jokingly said that I
tasted real good—I drunkenly taunted
them. After that, we all checked in at
a motel. I thought we’d be going to
different rooms but after my crush
and I went inside our room, the other
two followed. Hesitant and drunk, I
begged them to come one at a time.
Being extremely horny, we all actually
couldn’t care less. I started sucking off
my crush while giving hand jobs to the
other two. We did it all night long. For
the grand finale, when the other two
were tired, it was down to my crush
and me. I rode him hard and we went
doggy. After everything, I pulled him
close and whispered to him that he was
way better than the other two.
By Big_one
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 ‘I couldn’t resist, feeling more turned
on a s I hea rd t he d i ngi ng sou nd’

PHOTOGRAPHY
R I A R E GI NO
OF FAT CAT S T U DIO
AS TOLD TO
P ONG CA ST I L L O
S T Y L I N G DEBR A BER NA L E S
M A K E U P JA N I NA DI Z ON
HAIR R HOY C ERVA N T E S F OR L’OR E A L P R OF E S S ION N E L
S E T D E S I G N GEN I E R A NA DA-BA BI STA

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 I am a very
adventurous
and playful
person—always
up for anything,
anytime! And I
mean that with
everything I do.

I took up nursing a few

years back, and I lost count of
the times I got complimented
on how sexy I looked in my
nursing uniform—all white, fit
in the right spots, exuding a
kind of innocence that teased
my then-boyfriend. I found it
absurd, until things got steamy
one night after he picked me
up from class and showed me
that he was really turned on by
his naughty nurse fantasy. My
boyfriend, apparently, was more
adventurous than I was.
We were on our way to
Ortigas to meet his sister in a
condominium when he started to
give me this familiar look—the
usual look he’d give when he’s
in the mood. We rushed up to
the condo, not wanting to make
his sister wait long for us. Right
before we got in the elevator,
he suddenly grabbed me and
started kissing me. I couldn’t
resist, feeling more turned on coast was clear. We had the to go all the way. We were both
as I heard the dinging sound. hallway to ourselves…or at least so turned on, getting more
He grabbed me and pushed me until the next lift of the elevator excited at the thought that we
against the wall of the hallway. arrived. could get caught. Believe it or
I felt my back pressing on the He hiked up my white skirt, not, we both finished just before
elevator buttons. It was eight in pulled my sheer white stockings the elevator gave off another
the evening, just in the height down, as he passionately groped “ding!” We made it just in time
of rush hour in the Metro, but it me everywhere. By that time, to meet his sister for late dinner.
didn’t stop us from our naughty we really couldn’t care less if We were both smirking at the
sexcapade along the hallways people started rushing out of thought that we had done the
of the condo. As lucky and as the elevator. His foreplay got deed in the time it took for an
unusual as it may sound, the me started and I knew we had elevator’s roundtrip.

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AHEAD OF
THE CLASS
NAUG H T Y C O E D S , O R G M AT E S , A N D ST U DE N T C OU NC I L
PRESIDENTS ACHIEVE HIGHER LEARNING THROUGH
M I S B E H AV I N G

CLASS ACT and further down. A minute later I with his feisty younger sibling. To
This experience happened six years was on top, riding him hard and fast. make it even more deviant, I was a
ago. I was in fourth-year high school He caressed my breasts and flicked working girl and she, a college stu-
then. I had a boyfriend at the time his tongue on my nipples. It was such dent. She was also very good. It was
and I was studying in a co-ed school. an incredible turn-on so I pumped only afterward that I found out that
I can still remember the time we did faster until I climaxed like never be- unbeknown to her family, she was a
something really unbelievable in our fore. After I came, I gave him a major notorious lesbian in school.
English class. There were 36 students working over. Since I was still wet he By Noelle
and the teacher to be exact. My boy- took me from behind doggy style and
friend and I were both seated at the slammed me so hard. I kept exclaim- STU DE NT LEADE R R EVOLTS
end of the row. Suddenly, he asked me ing, “Oh yeah!” until my mouth went I was the student council president
to put my leg up. I did as I was told, dry. I came again. When it was his back in college, and one of the perks
then he slipped his finger inside my turn, I licked his balls until he blew was having an office to stay in. One
skirt. He teased me further by insert- his load. project of mine was a concert by
ing them inside my panties. I got By Baddasss MYMP, for which my boyfriend volun-
really wet. He bowed his head to cover teered as a committee member. Dur-
for what he was doing. It felt so good LITTLE SISTE R ing the concert
that I had to muffle my moans. After SCOR ES night, I was feel-
which he said, “Bigay mo sa akin I’ve always been ing electric and
yang suot mong panty.” I did—but
only when the class was dismissed.
“anti-experimenta-
tion” throughout ‘ I wa s o n t o p , wanted to get hot.
I approached him
We continued what we’d started back
in his place.
my academic life,
which turned out ri d i n g h i m in the entrance
booth and we
searched for some
By Mickey to be pretty ironic
because of what
happened when I
h a rd a n d f a s t . place to make
out. We found a
ORG MATES MATE
I had an experience with an orgmate
who’s older than me. He’s cute and
went to Caliraya
on vacation. I was
He c a re s s e d corner around the
gymnasium but I
gentlemanly. Turns out he’s a sexual
predator, too, and he drove me wild. I
there with my
boyfriend and his
m y b re a s t s thought of a bet-
ter idea: To do it
didn’t notice him at all in school until
our organization’s party. He told me
family—particu-
larly his younger a n d f l i ck e d in the office. We
hurriedly went to
the dark office,
that he had a crush on me, but I just
laughed it off because I thought he
sister. We drank
one night and
before I knew it, I
his tongue on locked the door,
and closed the
was just drunk. He offered me a ride
home, after which we exchanged num-
bers. We went out for drinks and chit-
was super drunk.
My boyfriend
my nipples. windows. While
students were
chat until our topic got intimate. We
started talking about our wildest ex-
wasn’t too keen on
turning in yet, so
It wa s s u ch happily singing
with Juris, we
periences. I was getting tipsy so I told
him I wanted to try car sex someday.
he sent me to bed,
a big one that we
a n i n c re d i b l e were there in the
office having sex
I didn’t know that “someday” would
come so fast. When we went back to
shared, along with
his equally inebri- turn-on so on my table. Since
then, we’d always
go to school early
the car, he kissed me and started to
caress my body. He touched me from
ated sister. Instead
of immediately
passing out after
I pumped and have sex. So
as not to be obvi-
my breasts down to my legs. He’s a
good kisser and he had an addictive
smell that blew me away. I kissed him
he left to rejoin the
party, something
faster until I ous because of the
shadows, we do it
deeply, wanting more. At first it was
a bit awkward seeing people pass by
much more inter-
esting happened.
climaxed like behind the door,
sitting on a mono-
but we were so horny. I took my top
off; he took off his bottoms. I kissed
I don’t know what
came over me but n e ve r b e f o re ’ bloc chair, with me
riding him on top.
him from his neck down to his navel I indulged my bi- By Chrissy
curious feelings

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 ‘I kept stroking
his neck, casually kissing his ears and
touching him down there’

PHOTOGRAPHY
EJAY L EU NG
OF M I DN IGH T BON K ER S

AS TOLD TO
P ONG CA ST I L L O

ST Y L I NG A SH L EY CAY UCA
M A K E U P A M A N DA PA DI L L A
F OR M AY BE L L I N E
HAIR JA N DR A BA BI ER A
 F HM G O T M E A S A S E X G U R U
B E C A U S E I H AV E T HE K N O W L E D G E
AND THE EXPERIENCE TO HELP
OTHER PEOPLE IMPROVE THEIR SEX
L I V E S . B U T A S M U C H A S I WA N T T O
S AY I K N O W I T A L L , M A S A R A P PA
R IN A NG B AWAT E X P E R I E N C E E H .
IB A PA R IN A NG B AWAT IS A .
My ex-boyfriend and I used to go to the movies
and dine in fancy restaurants. As much as I loved
cooking for him, we made sure to try something special
whenever we had the time. He took me to a buffet in a
hotel around the Pasig area, where we were reserved
to have lunch. For some unsurprising reason, I was
really in the mood to tease him on our way to the hotel.
I kept stroking his neck, casually kissing his ears and
touching him down there. Take note: We were going
to the hotel not to check in, but to dine in. Fast forward
to the parking lot, we were both in the mood to do the
deed.
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He parked the car and dragged me to the
nearest communal bathroom in the parking area.
It was a little past lunch time, so the chances of
someone who’d had a sumptuous meal rushing to the
bathroom were really big, but by that time we couldn’t
care less. We were both in the mood to do it right
then and there. We torridly kissed, him pushing me
against the bathroom door while I unzipped his pants.
I gave him head before he sat me on the sink and did
me. We finished in 15 minutes—just in time because
we could hear people outside. The adrenaline and
excitement turned us on. It was a good quickie
that made us hungrier and a lot more ready for the
buffet we were about to eat. You could tell we were
up to something naughty because we couldn’t stop
laughing it off at our buffet table.
People may misconstrue me as someone who’s
just in it for the fun, but I am actually very sentimental
and malambing. I may come off as a know-it-all when
it comes to sex, but what they don’t know is that
having the right amount of confidence turns women
on. Just like anyone who’s in love, I do the little
things, like cooking for my guy. And good sex, I must
say, is just the cherry on top of it all. I am a one-man
woman, and I wouldn’t have second thoughts about
giving him everything.
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 Choose no time
“I’d do it anytime with
my guy. I like guys who
know how to work
their way.”

Enjoy the benefits

“It makes you glow! Your
guy could actually help
you get smooth skin, if
you know what I mean…
I researched about it!”

Know when to play

“I still do it with my toys.
I like using sex toys,
but I think we should
always remember to use
it moderately. Masakit
masobrahan ng fun!”

Experience needed
“Unless you’re up for
nagging phone calls
and extra emotional
men, don’t do it with a
virgin. Naloloka sila!”

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ESM
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H O LI DAY:
C E L E B R ATE!
S U M M E R O U T I N G S , S TAY C AT I O N S , A N D E X C U R S I O N S
B R I NG OU T T H E K I N K Y I N T H E S E B A K A SYON I STA S

KWE NTONG BAR B E RO And then the night came. Though we even fuck while wearing the items
It was Holy Thursday when my guy wanted to be wild, we were hesitant from the shop. We’d do it almost every
invited me to stay in their house for because the place was so quiet that we day!
a family weekend. I didn’t go home might disturb other guests. But we By Nyb
to my province since I didn’t want to were thankful the next morning when
get caught in the holiday rush so I we heard the sound of a lawnmower HOT, HOT H EAT
decided to stay in my boarding house. that could muffle the noise. So we I went with two friends to the Hot Air
I prepared for my guy to fetch me began. He tied me to the four corners Balloon Festival last February—a guy
at around 1 p.m. When he arrived, I of our bed, put some cream on my (who I like and flirt with) and this girl
thought we would proceed directly body, from foot to neck, then licked who was also part of my photography
to their house, but turns out he had it all off of me. After that, I tied him group. It was a hot day, and after the
to pick up some DVDs his father up and used honey on him instead of morning show we went to the terminal
forgot at their barbershop. Most cream. We moved to the chair where and decided to check in at a nearby
establishments were closed that time, we continued our oral exploration. hotel before going back to Manila for
and we both became horny when we We proceeded with a 69 position and a quick shower. That was supposedly
went inside the shop. He sat down on I couldn’t contain my moans. He then the only reason we checked in. I took
the barber’s chair and asked me to climbed on top of me and entered me a shower first, then my girl friend
give him head. I enjoyed seeing myself in a missionary position. After, we did went after me, leaving me and my
reflected multiple times in the mirrors. it doggy-style till we both climaxed. guy friend alone in the room. After
We moved to the cashier’s table and he We rested for an hour, then we opened staring at me, he suddenly kissed me
penetrated me from behind. We ended the back window and continued our on the cheeks. I didn’t give him any
in the missionary thrilling, wild, and hint to stop; I guess the room just
position, our first romantic escapade. made me feel horny. I looked at him,
time ever seeing We were careful to then we started kissing. He started
ourselves making
love surrounded
‘ After, we did i t not let the other
guests on the zip
kissing my lips, down to my neck then
my breasts. He slipped his fingers
by mirrors.
When we arrived
doggy-st yle til l w e line see our crazy
activities. I felt
down and started to play around—the
feeling made me want more, but we
at their house, both climaxed. We tired. But things were afraid that our friend might
nobody suspected were definitely catch us. I wanted to say stop but we
anything. I spent rested for an hour, loud because that both wanted more, so he said, “Just a
the whole weekend
in their house and then we opened lawnmower had
stopped half an
quickie.” We did it standing up near
the door for five minutes. I never
nothing naughty
happened, there
the back window hour into things.
By Nyb
thought I could do it, that I could have
an affair. I was in a rocky relationship
was no chance and and continued our with my boyfriend that time. Our
no place. Even if ‘SOR RY, WE’R E friend never caught us and I was still
we were together thrilling, wild, CLOSE D’ in that mixed-up state, thinking if it
in their house,
we just kept on and romantic One summer, my
ex was invited by
really happened. On our way to Manila
I sat beside my girl friend, but we
texting about
how happy and
escapade’ his aunt to manage
a boutique for more
kept on exchanging text messages.
We started planning how we would do
enjoyable Thursday than a month. it again—we were both bitin and we
was. While his aunt both wanted more. So we pretended to
By Sweeths was on vacation, it go our separate ways. Then I met my
was only him and the helper watching guy friend again and we checked in
COU PLE MAKES NOISE the store. Of course, we’d always take somewhere for five hours. I like how
My guy planned our anniversary with advantage of the situation. Every day, he licked me—no guy has ever done
a special surprise: He booked us an he’d instruct the helper to go home. that to me, not even my boyfriend.
overnight stay in a mountain resort. There was a mini office on the second We met again after two days. I was
I allow my guy to be adventurous floor—we did it there and it was the confused but I know we were just
and wild during our special day—but first time I did it in front of a big friends with benefits. We still hang
with a few conditions: no anal and no mirror. Doing it inside the fitting room out with friends and pretend nothing
swallowing. We first enjoyed the place was an even hornier experience. We happened or is happening between us.
and its amenities as soon we got there. tried the stairs, too. Sometimes we’d By Kreyzhee

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 d
s t arte
y f u lly h’
a t
a n d pl ed mou
i s lips ed-lipp
i t on h h his r
t
m e ared me wi
s k
‘He o attac
t

P H O T O G R A P H Y:
R I A R E GI NO
OF FAT CAT S T U DIO

AS TOLD TO:
M IC H R . L AGDA M E O

ST Y L I NG : DEB BER NA L E S
M A K E U P: A M A N DA PA DI L L A
F OR M AY BE L L I N E
H A I R: GE OR GE A L I BEN
F OR K I E H L’ S S T Y L I S T S E R I E S
C L O T H E S F R OM @ C E S A P H , S P E C I A L T H A N K S T O J U DY DE E N
50 FH M LADIES’ CONFESSIONS 2013 VOL. 6 facebook.com/FHM.ph stwitter.com/fhmphil sfhmphilofficial www.fhm.com.ph
 O n e t i m e , I wa s h a n g i n g o u t w i t h a f r i e n d a t h i s p l a c e . O u r
f r i e n d s h i p wa s p l a t o n i c — we j u s t e n j oye d c h i l l i n g o u t . O u t o f
n ow h e r e , h e s t a r t e d r i f l i n g t h r o u g h my b a g , l o o k i n g f o r s o m e t h i n g .
I h a d n o i d e a w hy h e wo u l d d o t h a t ! M ay b e h e wa n t e d t o c h e c k o u t
w h a t wa s i n s i d e h o p i n g t o f i n d a ny t h i n g i n t e r e s t i n g o r we i r d ? I t
m u s t h ave b e e n n a ï ve o f m e t o n o t r e a l i z e t h a t t h i s wa s p r o b a b l y h i s
way o f m a k i n g p a - c u t e .

I didn’t know if I was going to get annoyed or
intrigued, especially when he pulled out my red lipstick
from my bag. This was where it got odder: He smeared
it on his lips and playfully started to attack me with
his red-lipped mouth! Naturally, I got into the spirit
of things and grabbed my lipstick back from him, put
some on as well, and got my revenge. It was a frenzy of
harutan, each of us trying to get as much lipstick as
possible on the other person!
It felt like a game, but there was this intense
energy surrounding us. From just chilling out, all of a
sudden we were really at it, laughing and jumping on
the bed. It was so funny, and so crazy! And it got even
crazier—in all that red lipstick-ed madness, the next
thing I knew, we had already started kissing for real.
Maybe the whole thing was an excuse for us to finally
get some sexual tension out of the way, or maybe it
was just a random, randy romp. But it’s pretty
obvious how that hang out session ended.
We both won the red lipstick game!

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 S A R A H ’ S INF INI T E
( R OMP ) P L AY L IS T
“ S O M E T H I N G A B O U T U S ,”
DAFT PUNK

“A L O N E ,”
XXYYXX

“ FAV O R I T E T H I N G S ,”
T H E G O L D E N F I LT E R

“ E V E R L A S T I N G B E A C O N O F L I G H T,”
ZECHS MARQUISE

“ D O I N ’ I T R I G H T,”
DAFT PUNK

“ S E X Y R E S U LT S ,”
D E AT H F R O M A B O V E 19 7 9

“ PA R I S ” ( R E M I X ) ,
AEROPL ANE

“ M I D N I G H T V O YA G E ,”
G H O S T L A N D O B S E R VAT O R Y

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 ‘ M AY B E T HE
W H OL E T HING
WA S A N E X C U S E
F OR U S T O
F IN A L LY GE T
S O ME S E X U A L
TENSION OUT OF
T HE WAY ’

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B L A M E IT O N
TH E ALC O H O L
TOO MUCH LIQUOR CA N GET YOU FLUSH E D AN D
STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE –BUT IT ALSO GOT
THESE LADIES IN THE MOOD

DRINKS LEAD TO GIRL-ON-GIRL good drunks. well because

I had a sexual encounter with a Sometimes we whenever we
girl one Friday. I met her over
drinks. She got drunk and ended
get so smashed
that we end
‘ S he go t dr unk were drunk,
he would
up spending the night in my condo. up parking
somewhere and
a nd e nde d up make naughty
advances. It
I didn’t expect the sex to be so
amazing. I licked her breasts down sleeping there s pe nding t he started one night
to her navel. Then I ate her pussy. instead of forcing after a dive trip,
She was really drunk, and the next a drive home. But night in m y when we decided
morning she woke up naked and
asked me if we had done anything. I
one particular
night, we decided c o ndo . I didn’ t to have a few
shots at another
told her what had happened and she
smiled at me. I was surprised when
to take advantage
of the situation.
e x pe c t t he s e x t o friend’s house.
The tequila was
she started kissing me torridly. I
couldn’t help myself so I started
My guy, his head
spinning from
be s o a m a z ing. going around
fast and suddenly
undressing to do the deed once
again!
the party we
just came from,
I lick e d he r the hands of my
diving instructor
By Kiki decided to pull
the car over on
bre a s t s do w n t o were getting
playful. He
MAGIC! a side street in he r na v e l. T he n whispered in
Quezon City. His my ear that we
It was Valentine’s Day and I was
hanging out at this dorm with car was tinted I a t e he r pus s y . leave and head
some people. It was a gathering of
single people, so this guy offered
and I thought
instead of it being S he w a s re a lly for one of the
empty rooms.
me a drink. I accepted it. He sat
down next to me and we ended up
a boring night
of nothingness,
dr unk , a nd t he Horny and
tipsy, I obliged.
talking. When I asked him what he
did for a living, he got his wallet
we should get
naughty. My
ne x t m o rning s he He kissed me
passionately,
and when he opened it, flames came
out. “I’m a magician,” he said. I’d
guy was passed
out so I pulled
w o k e up na k e d his tongue
caressing mine.
never met a professional magician
before so I was really intrigued, and
his zipper down a nd a s k e d m e He removed
and worked him. my pants and
also buzzed. I asked him to show me When it was fully if w e ha d do ne underwear and
more tricks and he said he wanted erect, I positioned started eating
to work on a new one that involved myself on top of a ny t hing’ me out like there
making my underwear disappear. him by lowering was no tomorrow.
Suddenly I felt horny so I said we the driver’s seat. I returned the
could go to his room where we could I rode him as favor by giving
practice. It was a dorm, and he had he slept; impressively it was hard him intense head, his moaning told
a roommate—who was asleep at the enough to last a couple of minutes. me he enjoyed it. When we were
time. Nevertheless, we had to do it But still I felt bitin, so I finished done with the pre-game stuff, I told
quietly. I had to bite his shoulder myself off with a vibrator. Where did him to mount me, missionary style.
the entire time to keep from making I get it? In his glove compartment, We lasted for about half an hour
noise and waking up the others. I because I am such a girl scout. before climaxing together in each
thought it was kinkier that way. By Tender-nina other’s arms. Every dive trip, we
By Amy Sina make it a point to secretly disappear
DEEP SEA DIVING and have a diving session of our
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE I had a crush on my scuba diving own.
My boyfriend and I are not very instructor. I knew he liked me as By Princessfishy

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‘I knew I was buzzed because when I saw the pictures afte rward.
my underwear was already on display for eve ryone to see’

PHOTOGRAPHY
PAOL O PI N EDA
OF M I DN IGH T B ON K E R S

AS TOLD TO
A SH M A H I NAY
S T Y L I N G A SH L EY CAY UCA
MAKEUP JA N I NA DIZON
H A I R GE OR M I M PER I A L
’ve been dating this guy for a while and if I could only say one thing, then it would
be that the chemistry between us is crazy, crazy good. We went out for his birth-
day party in one of those clubs that used to be so hot: Fiamma. It’s not there
anymore, but I have so many memories in that place. It was a big party and all his
friends were there, all my friends were there, too–which was great because I really
thought this guy was the bomb and I wanted to introduce them to him. We were all
having fun, and soon the alcohol started affecting our already good chemistry.

I don’t even remember who initiated it. At first holding-

holding lang. Chancing. Then kisses on the cheeks, later on
the mouth…then before I knew it I was already perched on
his lap. I knew I was buzzed because when I saw the pictures
afterward, my underwear was already on display for every-
one to see! But they probably didn’t notice since we were also
making out like wild animals. I had my red lipstick on and
it was getting all over his face. Little by little, his friends

‘I was way horny and I wanted it
so bad. I thought, sige na nga and
pulled down my tube top and put
his hands on my boobs’
started leaving because he wasn’t paying attention to them
at all. Obviously, he was too busy getting face-painted by my
lips. Note that he’s not actually the type to get freaky in pub-
lic, so it shocked his friends because he’s usually so prim and
proper. As for me…well, you can probably tell that I didn’t
care so much. So his buddies left without being able to say
goodbye–hiyang-hiya sila to pull him away to say goodbye
because we were so in the zone.
Eventually we had to leave, too, and he drove me to my
condo. Of course, I asked if he wanted to “fix up” at my place,
but we both knew I had something naughty in mind. When
we got upstairs to my room, though, that’s when I realized I
had a problem. My old condo was pretty dirty and messy—
make that very messy, it looked like a disaster zone more
than a living place. We got in and started making out in the
dark, but I was already so worried that if he saw the mess it
would be a massive turn-off. He tried turning on the light,
and in panic, I shrieked, “No!” and swatted his hand away
from the switch. He tried to lift me up onto a table instead,
and the reward he got for his effort was feeling something
sticky with his hands! He thought, “Oh my God, ang dumi
ng girl na ’to, pero okay lang. May potential.” I know this
because he told me afterward and I was so embarrassed.
In between all my damage control and fumbling in the
dark, we were still getting hot and heavy, we didn’t even take
our clothes off yet. Somehow we found our way to my bed
but then it was his turn to have a problem—he couldn’t get it
in. I started slapping him in drunken disappointment. I was
way horny and I wanted it so bad. I thought, sige na nga and
pulled down my tube top and put his hands on my boobs. The
boobs always work, ha ha! It was all the encouragement he
needed, and we had a lot of fun that night. Though, I made
sure to kick him out way before the sun came up!
‘They say if there are
three of you, it’s a
threesome. But if it’s
just two of you, it’s a
twosome. But if you’re
all alone, and you have
nothing to do, then
you’re handsome!’
 SHE’S A DOG
“ S e x i s fu n b e c a u s e
y o u b r i ng o u t t h e
a n i m a l i n you ! S o i f
y o u ’ r e a puss y c a t ,
y o u ’ r e a puss y c a t .
If y o u ’ r e a c u d d l y
te ddy b e a r, y o u ’ r e a
te ddy b e a r. I f y o u ’ r e
a ta r s i e r h o l d i n g
o n to th a t… st i c k o f
y o u r s , the n y o u ’ r e a
ta r s i e r ! It dep e n d s
w ha t a n i m a l , b u t
i t’s r e a l l y fu n . M y
s p i r i t a ni m a l i s a
d o g — b e c a u s e t h e r e ’s
o n l y o ne s ty l e , h a
h a ! B u t o ne t h i n g
I’ v e l e a r ne d i s t h a t
w e s ho ul d n ’t b e a s
messy as animals!
B e c a us e yo u n e v e r
k n o w w h e n i t ’s g o i n g
to h a p p e n … ”
 “What’s the difference
between 69 and 6.9?
Well, both are great,
kaso lang the other one
has a period!”

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WORKING GIRLS
C L O C K I N G I N O V E RT I M E R E A P S S E X U A L PAY O F F S

PE RVE RT TI M I NG friend for at least four nights. My guy buttons of my blouse. He caressed
I’m normally a jeans-type of girl, but I was to sleep in his friend’s apartment. my boobs and kissed me on the lips.
wore a miniskirt to work one time due The job fair was going to run for two I was getting horny so I kissed him
to the strong rain and floods. My legs days. After registration on our first back, torridly. As he undid my bra,
were super visible from my cubicle day, my guy and I spent the next he sucked my nipple while his other
and I just put a hand towel over my day at the job fair and the bar in the hand was busy playing with my other
lap to protect myself from getting evening. By the second day, I felt tired breast. He stopped and invited me into
ogled at. When lunchtime came, I and didn’t want to go because of the his office. I gladly obliged. He laid me
found myself eating alone due to the long lines. My guy whispered that down on his table, and this aroused
absence of my workmates. A client he knew about a nearby inn with a me so much. He teased me and told
approached me, trying to follow up on “love chair.” I asked him what a love me that he would do me whenever,
a business proposal. chair was, and he and wherever, he wanted. He lifted
We chitchatted just said I’d find out my skirt up, took off my panties, and
while I was having soon enough. We started licking my pussy. I moaned
my lunch when arrived at the inn loudly because I knew that there was
suddenly he asked
me why I was
‘ I continued right away, and I
was surprised when
nobody left to hear me in the office.
After eating me out, he inserted a
covering my legs.
He told me my legs
were gorgeous and
to work I entered the room
and saw it. Both
of us were tired,
finger in me, and moved it in and
out to torture me. I begged him to
take me after he inserted another
that I shouldn’t
cover them up. I
when he but after just ten
minutes, I couldn’t
finger inside. Nodding, he inserted
his cock inside me and I was shocked.
blushed and replied,
“Mahirap na, baka kissed my resist my curiosity.
We tried different
It was huge and I felt really full. He
started pumping me hard and fast
tigasan ka eh.” It
was so awkward and
I just followed it
ear. I tried positions, a very
memorable one had
me lying on my
as I madly kissed him. I moaned so
loudly because I didn’t care if someone
was listening anymore. When he was
up with a sheepish
laugh. He was
stopping back with both legs
hanging as if giving
about to come, he asked if he could
blow his load in me. I said yes. It felt
surprised by my
reply but laughed it him but I birth—with my guy
sitting below and
so good. As we fixed ourselves up, I
turned around to see if anyone had
eating me out. We seen us. I saw the half open door so it
off as well. Before
this, he kept asking
me out to lunch
was really checked in around
10 a.m. and left at 8
was possible someone had seen us do
the nasty. It turned out to be exactly
or snacks or just
to hang out. But
getting p.m. We made love
thrice, but I’ve lost
the case. As we left his office, a
janitor passed by and smiled at me.
despite his good
looks, I constantly turned on track of how many
times I came. When
By Kiki

turned down all his I got back, everyone CUSTOM E R IS ALWAYS R IG HT

invitations because
he’s married. As I
with what he
was packing my
lunch, he suddenly
was doing’
grabbed the towel
from my lap. I
assumed he saw
my undies and I
was shocked at what he did. I tried
to get the towel back but to no avail.
He tried to kiss me so I did my best to
avoid him. But then suddenly, right
then and there he opened his zipper
and started masturbating in front
of me. I ran out of the pantry and
notified the nearest person I came
across. He was so embarrassed and
since then, I didn’t see his face again.
By blazingshie
WHAT’S A LOVE CHAI R?
My guy accompanied me to an out-
of-town job fair. It was my first time
in the city we went to, so my mother
arranged for me to stay with her
was woried because
they’d been trying to
I’m a dancer at one of the local girly
bars in Quezon City. I’m used to guys
reach me since 7. I
told them my phone
ogling and groping me but sometimes
when the customer is cute, I can’t
was low batt and I help but give in, even if it’s against
just watched a movie our rules. One hot guy who always
to relax. asked for me invited me to his place
By Nyb after my shift and I agreed. He was
sweet and always requested for my
N IG HT DI FFE R E NTIAL company. We clicked because we
One day, my boss asked me if I could talk about almost anything.
could stay after work to finish some When we got there he couldn’t even
documents. I agreed. After all the wait and began working his fingers
people in the office had left, my boss on me while licking my neck. I was
entered my cubicle and leaned close so aroused that I bent down, pulled
to me as I was typing something down his boxer briefs and gave him
on my computer. He went near my the best blowjob I could. He was so
neck, inhaled, and said, “You smell sweet because he asked me to stop and
good.” I didn’t react and continued kiss for a while because he was in no
to work when he kissed my ear. I hurry because he really liked me. So
tried stopping him but I was really I gave him a hand job instead and we
getting turned on with what he was made out like teenagers the rest of
doing. In no time, he was in front the night…with some heavy petting of
of me. I was still seated in my chair course.
just staring at him as he undid the By Starbeam

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 ‘J u s t a s m y und e r wear was ab o u t to c o me o ff, we
he a rd s om e t hi ng make a n o ise b eh in d u s…’

PHOTOGRAPHY
EJAY L EU NG FOR MIDNIGHT BONKERS

AS TOLD TO
B.A. BOR L E O

S T Y L I N G A SH L EY CAY UCA
M A K E U P A M A N DA PA DI L L A F O R
M AY BE L L I N E
H A I R R HOY C ERVA N T E S F O R L ’ O R E A L
PROFESSIONEL

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One of the funniest experiences I’ve ever had was when my guy and I were in
the U K for a wedding. It was a Saturday and we were out in the countryside.
It was one of those magical English summer days, I remember the warm
sunshine and how I felt every breeze on my face and skin. It was so peaceful,
no hints whatsoever of any city noise, just the rustling of leaves and the
different sounds insects made. These kept us both in a good mood. We’d been
running late all day but we’re just too happy to notice it. We both knew that
this feeling would eventually lead us to doing something very naughty.

The wedding reception was in a

beautiful and romantic country house
with a huge garden adjacent to a forest.
I really can’t describe it better than to
say that it was like something out of a
fairy tale.
I don't normally drink much, but
things got a bit out of hand after we
toasted to the couple’s future. A few
glasses of champagne later, I was
feeling a bit tipsy. I was wearing a
little black dress—maybe not the most
suitable attire for an English wedding,
but it sure made me feel sexy. My guy
was looking so pogi in his suit; he
never gets a chance to wear one in
tropical Manila. I can’t quite remember
what happened next or whose idea it
was. All I’m certain of is that we both
got caught in the moment: the romantic
locale, the atmosphere, the alcohol, and
the mood this combination put us in.
We snuck out of the reception,
walking hand-in-hand through the
woods to look for the ideal spot to
satisfy our urges.
After a couple of minutes wandering
around, we found the perfect spot.
We felt so hot and horny out in the
fresh air. We were all over each other
soon enough: tugging at our clothes,
kissing, grabbing, pulling, and
touching. A few moments later, my
little black dress hung on a nearby
branch alongside my guy’s suit.
We continued to grope each other,
squishing our faces together, and
letting our hands wander freely.
They go there every Saturday for
the nature trail, taking photos of the
wildlife. I wonder if anyone documented
that day’s “wild” creatures? Ha ha!
We knew we had pushed our luck
enough so we quickly got dressed and
got back to the party. We spent the rest
of our time there sitting and giggling
uncontrollably. The other guests must
have thought, “These people from the
Philippines are crazy!”
Finally, we excused ourselves from
the reception and headed back to our
hotel. We weren’t tired or embarrassed
by what happened, we just wanted to
continue our botched plan. Only this
time around we did it indoors and away
from prying eyes—but I’m pretty sure
the guests next door heard everything
that happened!

‘We snuck out of the

reception, walking hand-in-
hand through the woods to
look for the ideal spot to
satisfy our urges’

Just as my underwear was about to

come off, we heard something make a
noise behind us. We both turned…and
there they were: Standing about 20 feet
from us were an elderly lady teacher
and around 10 teenage girls. We froze,
not knowing what to say or do. Neither
did they. We all just stood there and
stared at each other for what seemed
like ages.
Still in shock, I tried to grab our
clothes off of the tree, but my body
wouldn’t move right. My boyfriend got
a hold of me right before I fell on my
ass. It was then that madam teacher
finally gathered her thoughts. She said,
calmly, “Well, students, I believe I saw
some squirrels over this way. Come on
now children, move along.” And off
they went. My boyfriend and I burst out
laughing once they were gone. Only
in England could people be so calm
and polite in such an embarrassing
situation.
We later found out that the woods
were also near the local girl’s school.
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 Why is sex

“They say the best sex is the one

you have with someone you have a
special connection with. That’s when
you also find the fun and humor in
sex. At that point, sex is anything
goes—and you see the fun in almost
everything that you do. You can be
in a room full of friends, family, or
even strangers and still be able to
give each other a look that can both
remind you of that naughty little
secret you share. Try it out with your
couple friends—if you’re out with
them and they suddenly smirk at
each other, #alamna!”

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OUT IN THE OPEN
THE SE HONEYS ALL KNOW IT: THERE’S MORE TO
INTERCOURSE THAN THE FOUR CORNERS OF A BEDROOM

FRONT AN D CE NTE R my marriage to be with someone else. neck, all the way to my breasts. All this
My boyfriend kept telling me that he I thought I could contain my lustful time I was caressing his little fellow.
wanted to do the deed in a center near desires but I was wrong. Now, I have Both of us were experiencing extreme
his apartment. One day, after much a new FuBu and his name is Troy. We emotions but were distracted by the
convincing, I finally agreed to his idea. met in his office after I was raging, people passing by on the road. Feeling
We went there at dawn—I was wearing complaining of their bad service. When bitin, we checked in at a nearby motel.
a skirt over my undies and tape over he services me, though, I don’t think I We immediately took off our clothes. I
my nips. After checking if the coast can complain. sat on his lap and we proceeded with
was clear, we locked ourselves inside By Winna torrid tongue action. He carefully laid
the ladies’ restroom. We started inside a me down on the bed then licked my
stall but transferred to the floor because MOVI E R U B DOWN! body, from my breasts down. I also
the place was too cramped. We did it in I finally went out with a guy I’d been returned the favor by giving him head.
his favorite position: sitting and facing chatting with for a very long time one He asked me to be on top and then I
each other. Once we finished grinding, weekend. We had coffee and he kept rode him wildly. That really fired up
I went outside to on looking at me the night. After doing several positions,
check if it was okay as if he wanted to we went to the bathroom and did
for him to leave the undress me right the doggy, both of us moaning as he
ladies’ room—to ‘ We en d ed u p d oing then and there. He pumped me hard. He tapped my butt
my horror, a guard (he loves it), the mirror in front of us
popped into view. I
th e d eed u n d er t he told me he had a lot
in store for us that giving us a full view of what we were
hurried back to the m oon , i n a s t an d i ng day. We decided doing until we reached climax. It was
CR while mumbling
loudly that I left
p os i ti on b es i d e m y to watch a movie.
While watching,
such a superb experience.
Jomayel01, by email
something. I m otorcy cl e. I t wa s I placed my elbow
must’ve looked
suspicious, because
m y f i rs t ti m e ou t si de right next to his
and rubbed up
AT TH E DR IVE I N
While waiting for our turn at our
when I went back m y m ar ri ag e to b e on him, but after favorite motel, my boyfriend and I
out, the guard was
standing near the
w i th s om eon e else . some time, he started getting busy in his car. It
moved away and started with him fiddling me down
toilet entrance. I I th ou g h t I cou l d left me hanging. there. But I really wanted to make sure
went back in and con t ai n m y l u s tf ul So I tried to be a he’d do me like crazy as soon as we
out for a third snob and ignored got a room. So I took off my bra under
time—he wasn’t d es i res b u t I w a s him for about 30 my blouse and gave him a peek of my
anywhere in w ron g ’ minutes. I focused breasts. He was so horny that he took
sight, so I told my on the movie. After out his cock and told me to give him a
boyfriend he could a while, I placed hand job while he serviced me in return.
come out. Alas, the my right foot in In the heat of the moment, the bellboy
guard re-appeared again! My boyfriend between the chair in front of us and knocked on our window, which had
had to hide in the men’s toilet. After rubbed my legs with his. This time, I me hurriedly covering my boyfriend’s
half an hour we managed to escape the knew that I had gotten his attention. hand as my guy was still getting busy
center. I don’t blame the guard for being He touched my legs until the credits with his fingers. He told my boyfriend
suspicious, though—after all, I was still rolled. We just rubbed up on each other that a suite was available. It was kind
sticky and bathed in sweat. during the entire course of the film. I of expensive but my boyfriend agreed
By Ladi innocent knew he wanted more, but we saved it without thinking twice because he was
for another time. Sometimes, it’s best to so pumped-up already. As we parked
NOT-SO-DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE keep things nice and tense. in the drive-in, I was anticipating wild
I am in my late 30s—a mother of three By Misery girl sex from him once we entered the room,
kids, two of them already in their but to my surprise, my boyfriend asked
teens. Call me a bored housewife with SCH E DU LES: M ET! me to bend over and told me he’d do
nothing much to do. I had a few text My boyfriend and I hadn’t seen each me doggie-style right in the garage. I
mates and even had two FuBus at one other for quite some time due to our was so excited but a little nervous that
time. I would alternate between them conflicting schedules. So we had to someone might catch us but I realized,
and, once in a while, would even take make the most out of this one time hell, this is what we came here for! So I
on one-night stands. My first FuBu he asked me out to eat and have some turned around, held on to his car door
was Larry. We were just text mates bottles of beer. On our way back, he laid and bent over. He lifted my skirt up and
until the night I went to his place to his hand on my thighs. I could sense rammed me from behind for a good 20
have my motorcycle lights fixed. He his intense desire to do things beyond minutes! Although the garage door was
was able to fix them, yes, but then he that. He stopped the car and parked it half open, it felt so good, and I didn’t
started kissing and touching me. We at the roadside. We kissed torridly and care if a bellboy caught us and watched
ended up doing the deed under the passionately as he fondled my breasts. us. It was a fitting warm-up for the five
moon, in a standing position beside my He unbuttoned my dress, played with rounds we did later in the room.
motorcycle. It was my first time outside his tongue, and went down from my By girly29

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 Chloe Dauden
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C E L E B R I T Y D I A R I E S
 HOW TO WR I T E A C ONFESS I O N
We know you have something to say, ladies—here’s how to say it

H e r e ’s a s t e r e o t y p i c a l ( a n d s l i g h t l y s ex i s t ) Ve n n d i a g r a m o f
w h a t g i r l s a n d g u ys wa n t t o r e a d a b o u t :

GIRLS BOYS
Establish the setting
Lay out your time and place: was it first thing Small-town Zombies
in the morning, during your lunch break, or a countryside romance Drama
few minutes before midnight? Did it happen Death
in the passenger seat, on the kitchen counter,
Car/horse/
BFF bonding Redemption dinosaur chases
at a movie theater, or in a tent in the middle of
in a cafe
nowhere?
Happy
endings A sporting event
Make your perspective count What the that changed
You’ve heard it more than once, and not just from characters the protagonist’s
men who are trying to get in your pants: You are wore life
special and unique, which means your point of view
matters. Feminist and erotica writer Anaïs Nin said,
“We don’t see things as they are, we see them as
we are.” Own your story—and know that nobody else
can tell it better.
Make your characters sound like real
Know your audience people, not Nicholas Sparks fantasies
Are you writing for giggly, googly-eyed damsels
in distress looking for their fairy tale fix, or smart, “And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be
handsome, well-adjusted men (ahem) who need B ewa r e t h e
a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing
more action and adventure to be entertained? ox y m o r o n
would ever compare to that single
Confusing statements
moment when I first kissed the girl of my
dreams and knew that my love would last
…But not too
c r e a t i ve forever.” —said no normal adult male ever, Minor disaster
Presenting the eight except in Dear John , which doesn’t count Accurate estimate
worst food-related
Obedient defiance
euphemisms for sex:
Feeding the kitty Equally diverse
Stuffing the turkey Finish strong Close distance
G e t c r e a t i ve… 5 cliché endings that
Hiding the salami Clearly ambiguous
Gasgas : He was so hot, will make your readers
I gave in. Making a magic want to jump off a cliff:
sandwich
Okay: I had been “I stared off into the
Batter dipping the
resisting him all distance, knowing my
corn dog
night, and just world was about to be Share your work;
before a new day Bumping the turned upside down.” seek out brutal, constructive
began, I finally beef steak
caved. “The door slammed shut, honesty* from people you trust
Crashing *which you probably won’t get from these folks
the custard truck but I was sure a window
Cheesy but good: would soon open.” Your Your ex:
Desire tugged at my boyfriend: “Is this about
restraint, slowly but “There was nothing left “Wow honey, me?”
surely, coaxing me to but the deafening sound uh… wow.”
bend the rules—we can of silence.”
always write new ones. Your crusty
“And then we kissed.” college
Your girl professor:
friends: judgmental,
“It was all a dream.”
“OMG, this is
Have fun with it sooo cute!”
disapproving
silence
The same principle applies to writing …and 1 line you should
W OR DS : SA RA H M.

about your exploits and telling a dirty never close with:

joke: If you’re not having fun, your
audience probably isn’t, either. Your “Just
story is a badge of courage; it’s not a sayin’.”
walk of shame, it’s a stride of pride. Your parents: “Anak , bakit?”
 Blurred
‘I’d actually run of f with my boy friend
for that hot vacation without my parents knowing’

PHOTOGRAPHY
D O C M A R L ON P E C JO

AS TOLD TO
A L L A N P. H ER NA N DE Z

ST Y L I NG A SH L EY CAY UCA
M A K E U P RU V I EL CA ST OR
H A I R JAY M ER M A L L A R I
 SE X SHOULD RE ALLY BE AS
NATUR AL AS BRE ATHING. IT
SHOULDN’T BE A HE ADACHE. IT
SHOULDN’T FEEL LIKE A PROBLEM.
IT SHOULD BE FUN ! HOWE VER,
AS WITH ALL THINGS, SE X COULD
GO WRONG. AND WHAT’S RE AL
BAD IS WHEN ALL THE WRONG
ELEMENTS COME TOGETHER TO
MAKE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A
GRE AT E XPERIENCE A NIGHTMARE.
IT’S A GOOD THING I’VE NOT HAD
TOO MANY OF THESE DISASTERS
BUT I DO REMEMBER ONE THAT
HAPPENED FOUR YE ARS AGO WITH
MY BOYFRIEND—HE’S NOW AN E X ,
BY THE WAY.

We were driving home from a weekend

getaway. I can’t remember if it was Laguna or
Batangas, and it was night. We were doing
something in the car—or should it be that I was
doing something in the car? Ha ha! Anyhow, so
there we were out on the road doing “something”
so you can just imagine the distraction I was giving
to my boyfriend while he was at the wheel. The
distraction proved to be so much that he ended
up mowing down a bunch of road markers. And
that was how we ended up being pulled over by
provincial police.

We were able to talk our way out of the mess

by using the clichéd excuse of an artista : we were
in a hurry to get to a taping. But that wasn’t exactly
the entirety of the wrong things we’d committed
that time. I’d actually run off with my boyfriend for
that hot vacation without my parents knowing, and
I was hurrying so I could be back in Manila in time
for work. So put that all together: the afterglow of
my out-of-town tryst with my boyfriend, capped
by a spur-of-the-moment act of kinkiness inside
a moving car, followed by a messed up road
accident—okay I confess, we also had a little bit
of the drink that fortunately left us unscathed but
still got us into a sticky situation. And then I had to
make sure my parents wouldn’t know about it! Well
now you know, mom!

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 T H E O N LY P I C K U P L IN E
K R I S T E L FA L L S V I C T I M
TO BECAUSE OF ITS
S H A M E L E S S F ILT H I -
NESS—AND BECAUSE
IT’S A GIRL WHO
DELIVERS IT

G I R L: M A N T IK A
K A BA?
G U Y: B A K I T ?
G I R L: PA K I S AW S AW
N A M A N Y UNG M A NI KO !

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 ‘ T H E D I S T R A C T ION
PROVED TO BE SO
M U C H T H AT H E
E N D E D U P M O W IN G
DOWN A BUNCH OF
RO A D M A R K E R S ’

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 ‘ T h e w a i t r e s s e s w e re merely meters aw ay from us
wh e n m y b o y f r i e n d s uddenly got all kinky and s tar ted
t o u ch i n g m e d o w n there in an imprudent manner’

PHOTOGRAPHY
N I KO V I L L E GA S OF E D GE OF L IGH T

AS TOLD TO
M I K EY AGU LT O

S T Y L I N G DEB BER NA L E S
M A K E U P A M A N DA PA DI L L A F OR
M AY BEL L I N E
HAIR JA N DR A BA BI ER A

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 I
just can't get over this really kinky
story that took place in Bohol not
too long ago. My boyfriend and I
took a little out of town trip because
it was his birthday and I really
wanted to surprise him. Soon as we
got there, we did the usual vacay
stuff—swimming, diving, drinking—
nothing too fancy.
But when his big day finally came
along, I approached the manager of
the hotel to set up a special dinner
for us and gave him instructions
to amp up the whole thing and
make our dining experience more
romantic.
So here's the awesome part: While
the waitresses were busy setting up
his birthday dinner, my boyfriend
and I went for a dip in the hotel's
outdoor Jacuzzi—which, I must
admit, totally got me in the mood.
Imagine—the waitresses were merely
meters away from us when my
boyfriend suddenly got all kinky and
started touching me down there in
an imprudent manner.
After that I was, like, “Screw it!
We'll just skip dinner, thank you
very much." And you know what
happened next. The fact that anyone
could have easily spotted us fooling
around made that moment all the
more exciting and memorable.
To this day, I still get all worked
up every time I think about that
experience.

WE KNOW THINGS ARE

ABOUT TO GET KINKY
WHEN…
1 . She’s on an out of town trip with
her boyfriend for an anniversary.
2 . Her parents are asleep in the next
room.
3 . Her ex-lover texts her out of the
blue, and she wants a little bit of
revenge.
4 . Her handsome boss sends everyone
home for the day, but she chooses to
stay anyway.
5 . She and her boyfriend are joined
by her beau’s cousin in a drinking
session.
6 . They met for the first time after
texting and chatting for months.

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 AND THE
T R E AT S J U S T
KEEP ON
COMING

It took Danica a few shots to get that

first confession out of her, but a couple
more into it and she started to go guns
a-blazin’

NUMBER OF SHOTS

2
"I'm proud to admit that I've never
been in a one-night stand. Before I
sleep with someone, gusto ko at least
kilala ko na yung tao. I like sex, yes,
but I only like to do it with the person
I love."

NUMBER OF SHOTS

3
“If I were given a hall pass for a day, I
would totally sleep with Chris Evans. I
know it’s a long shot, but whatever.”

NUMBER OF SHOTS
‘Th e fa ct th at a n y o n e c o u l d h av e easily spotted
us fool i n g a ro u n d m a d e t h at m oment all the more 5
e x c i t i n g a n d m e m o rable’ “My favorite kind of sex is surprise
sex. And quickies.”

NUMBER OF SHOTS

6
“I may have a husky voice but I damn
well know how to scream in bed, ha
ha!”

NUMBER OF SHOTS

7
“I’ve never been in a threesome, pero
sure ako na mata-try ko siya someday.”

NUMBER OF SHOTS
To o m a n y t o c a l l
“We once tried to do it in the intersec-
tion of a main road, which led to a long
traffic jam. Pero don’t get me wrong
ha, we were in the car the whole time.”

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FRIENDS WITH
BENEFITS
T H E S E S P E C I A L B U D D Y F AV O R S G I V E N E W M E A N I N G T O
THE TERM “FRIENDZONED”

FR I E N DS DO IT TOG ETH E R my tongue, and putting it inside my I promised the guy a hot threesome
My boyfriend and I were at a bar with mouth. I paused for a few seconds at only after we used our sex toys on
a couple of friends. I was heading a time to look him in the eye before I him. He agreed. After a wild hour of
home to my boyfriend’s place after, started sucking him again. He started just hitting him from behind with our
when one of the girls asked if she to get really horny that he pulled me dildos and vibrators, we blindfolded
could stay the night with us. I told up and flipped me on my back. He took him and told him we had a surprise.
her we didn’t have guest rooms, and off my blouse and unhooked my bra, My lesbian friend and I snuck out
she needs to stay in the same room kissing my neck as he made his way of the room and went straight to my
as my boyfriend and I. I jokingly down my tits. My nipples quivered and apartment where we continued some
told her to get drunk because we I was moaning like crazy. He removed wild girl-on-girl action. I kissed (and
were planning to have wild sex that my shorts and ate my already soaking fucked) a girl, and I definitely liked it!
night. She laughed and agreed. On wet pussy. I thought I gave him mixed By Big_one
the way to my boyfriend’s house, our signals by shrieking “No, no, no”
other guy friend who drove us there because he withdrew from kissing me PU DGY N EW FR I E N D R ISES TO
asked if he could also stay because down there. I was startled when his TH E OCCASION
it was late and he’s a little tipsy to hard member suddenly entered me. The I just got through a very bad break up
drive back home. My boyfriend and last time I had sex was a year ago, so I with my boyfriend of three years, and
I agreed, but I was kind of pissed, was tight! Each time he rammed his rod it was really difficult for me to move
worrying how we’d get to do the deed inside me, I moaned so loud. My entire on. I resorted to online forums to look
with two other people in one room. body shook with for friends…and
It was almost dawn when I decided each thrust. After a find someone to do
to grab my boyfriend’s shaft and while, we both came the deed with. I’ve
and rested in each been chatting with
give him head. After crazy foreplay,
we decided to do it in all positions other’s arms. ‘ I pus he d hi m i nt o this guy for quite
possible, assuming we can’t be seen in
the dark. I was really horny and wet.
By Ana
be d a nd s t a r t e d some time when
we decided to meet
It was a challenge not to moan too LESB IAN
FR I E N DS AR E
t a k i ng o ff hi s up in a motel. I
fished about how
loud. When I was on top of my guy, I
noticed the silhouettes of two of our TH E B EST pa nt s , t e a s i ng he looked like so
friends. They seemed to be cuddling
in the dark. I turned on the lights and
My friend and I got
together a month
hi s t hi ng wi t h I would at least
have an idea when
was surprised to see them doing their
own thing while my boyfriend and I
ago after years
of dodging each
my t o ngue , a nd I see him. He told
me he was a little
were also getting it on. We completely other. We parted put t i ng i t i ns i de meaty and big,
ignored each other, turned the lights ways a few years which I actually
off, and continued on. We sounded back because I my mo ut h. I pa us e d preferred. Upon
like we were having an orgy, but it
was just two couples having wild sex
dated her then-
boyfriend who had
fo r fe w s e c o nds a t arriving at the café
across the motel, I
in the dark.
By Gia
been my crush
long before they
a t i me t o l o o k hi m immediately looked
for the meaty,
got together. In my i n t he e ye be fo re big guy. Before I
CYB E R B U DDY SCOR ES defense, I didn’t spotted my online
Years ago, I met a guy in an online know they were I s t a r t e d s uck i ng friend, someone
forum. I sent out feelers that I wanted
company, and we decided to meet. I
together then. We
sorted things out
hi m a ga i n.’ put his hand on
my shoulders from
invited him to my place since I was and got back to behind and said,
home alone, and didn’t want to do it being friends. She “Hi. Punta na ba
in a sleazy motel. I brought him to my confessed that she tayo sa room?” I
bedroom and we started flirting. Things became a lesbian a few years back and was shocked to meet a guy who’s way
escalated pretty quickly: he groped I told her that I was experimenting on beyond “meaty” and “big”, he was
my breasts and fondled my nipples the same thing, so we decided to have obese! To be polite, I ended up giving
through my thin blouse. I could tell fun while she was still in the country the guy a hand job. But he more than
he knew I liked it, because I started for a vacation. We plotted revenge on made up for his “shortcomings” when
breathing heavily. I returned the favor our former boy toy, so I flirted with he gave me some of the wettest oral
by kissing him with my wild tongue. I him via text. Convinced that we’re up sex I could ask for. What else was I
pushed him into bed and started taking for a threesome, the guy showed up at supposed to do?
off his pants, teasing his thing with our motel room. My lesbian friend and By Lalaine

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 o s t there
g u y is alm aw–but
h a t w hen a , masakit d
rd t ops gh’
‘I hea abruptly st elp but lau
and it I couldn’t h

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AS TOLD TO
A SH M A H I NAY

ST Y L I NG R EY SA N T O S
M A K E U P A N D H A I R JOYC E P L AT ON
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I a d m i t t h a t I h ave a l i t t l e
attention span problem–
y u n g f o c u s ko m i n s a n ,
n awawawa l a s a l u g a r . P u t
m e i n f r o n t o f a t e l ev i s i o n
and I’m guaranteed to zone
o u t eve n t u a l l y. I t h a p p e n s a
lot, which is embarrassing
e n o u g h , b u t i t a l s o g e t s f u n ny
b e c a u s e i t eve n h a p p e n s
d u r i n g h e a t e d m o m e n t s – l i ke
t h i s o n e t i m e w h e n I we n t
h o m e f r o m t a p i n g , a n d my
p a r t n e r i nv i t e d m e t o g o
o n a DV D m a r a t h o n . I s a i d
ye s , s o h e c a m e ove r t o my
h o u s e . I d i d n ’ t wa n t t o g o o u t
a ny m o r e , s o s t ay i n g i n wa s
perfect because I’m often at
h o m e a f t e r wo r k a ny way. Yu n
l a n g ka s i a n g t i m e ko p a r a
mag-relax.

It wasn’t an especially romantic hangout. We

just sat on the floor, instead of the sofa or bed.
We had chips and snacks pero walang drinks.
Even without all the mood-setters, siyempre sweet
naman kami, so while we were busy watching,
nag-start na . Kiss muna . Hug. Then later on it
moved to second base…third base.
This is where my problem came in. Slowly,
I ended up focusing on the TV again and
nakakalimutan kong may kasama ako. I don’t
even remember what movie we where watching
anymore. But I do remember it had Channing
Tatum in it, and super crush ko siya since he’s
a dancer just like me. As you can probably tell, I
got so engrossed in what I was watching na bigla
akong nawalan ng gana sa ginagawa ko kasi mag-
ka-climax na yung pinapanood ko. Unfortunately,
mag-kla-climax na rin ang partner ko ! It’s quite
hard to watch television and to please your man
at the same time, but I didn’t notice my growing
lack of effort in doing the latter. I can’t say it
escaped my partner’s attention, too, though. He
must’ve thought, “Ano ’to?” So he suddenly cut our
foreplay short and stood up.
I couldn’t blame him for feeling disappointed.
I heard that when a guy is almost there and it
abruptly stops, masakit daw–but I couldn’t help but
laugh! He just sighed and went out to vent on the
balcony. My lack of focus killed the mood that day,
and he left shortly after. I made it up to him the
very next day, though. We had a new rule: during
the act, the TV must always be switched off.

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 CHANCING
101
“Hindi mo maiiwasan ang
connection. Even if it’s just
your arms brushing together–
kailangan lang magkaron ng
something. Then puwede mo
na gawing akbay, then hawak
na ng kamay. Basta gawan
ng paraang mag-touch, lalo
na pag intimate yung setting.
Create body contact and don’t
talk too much. Pag masyadong
maraming sinasabi–tapos may
gusto lang pala silang gawin–
parang bolero ang dating. Mas
maganda yung ipa-feel mo na
lang na may gusto kang gawin
and depende na lang sa girl
kung kakagat siya !”
 H OT J O B S
Ava lists down her top three
bang-able professions

DANCER
“ Di ba sinasabi ng karamihan
na kapag dancer, magaling
sa kama”

BUSINESSMAN
“ Iba kasi sila. Ang
sophisticated ng dating, lalo
na the way they dress up so
perfectly”

POLICEMAN
“Gusto ko active ang lalaki
ko. Gusto ko rin yung may
angas”

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