I was overwhelmed by receiving so much attention for my birthday.

My FB account was
flooded with your warm greetings and appreciation yesterday but I am still hoping until now
that my bank account will also be reloaded with your gifts , just PM me with my number and
other details.. Kidding aside, I would like to thank each and every one of you so much for
your kind greetings and blessings. Also to my men for their effort in preparing our simple
yet very meaningful celebration that includes my first birthday tarpaulin and baloons. With
that thoughts I know that this year will be wonderful for me and my family.
Today is World Penis Day
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a
bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all
harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your
problem. What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a
mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus
making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
Send to ladies to laugh and to men to make them happy and proud of themselves.
⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And
that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra,
Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral:
In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the
man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
✅Now that I've educated. you, share this fun.
Happy penis day.