SCHOOL LIFE

SOLO: Class, books! Turn to page eighty-eight.

ALL: YES SIR!

ALL: A good morning and a good day to everyone,

We’re here to tell you about something very, very fun;

It’s all about life at school – what we learn, see, hear and

do, every moment and every mischief we get into…

ALL: It’s 7.30 a.m. and assembly’s starting

SOLO: Order please! I want poker straight lines! NOW!

SOLO: Silence please! Silence please!

ALL: Here comes that prefect again!

SOLO: Eh! Stop talking PLEASE!

A- Time to pay attention and start singing our National

Anthem!!
ALL: And here comes the speech from the principal…

Attitude! Cleanliness! Recycling!

S- Hey boy! What are you doing outside the class

loitering around?

S- So-So-sorry SIR! I’ll head right back to class now.

S- No, no, no young man. You are following me back to

the office.

*very noisy, people going out of line*

A- The lessons have started! Quick get into the class!

S- The teacher is in!

S- Stand up, class!

*slow and sleepy*

A-Good Morning Teacher…

S- What?! Why are you singing to me?!

*fast and lively*

A- Good Morning, teacher!

A- Chemistry lesson!

S-Potassium plus water is…?

A- KABOOOM! *coughs*

S- Ei boys, have you done your add maths homework?

A- No, teacher…

S- No? Pay 1 ringgit lorh.

S- Class, please don’t hand in slip-shot work.

Understand?

A- Yes teacher…we’re in set 1, of course we understand.

S- You think you’re in class 1, you’re hell’uva great?

A- And now, the TORTURE!

S- Oh no! My Bag is so heavy!

S- Aiyo, why so many books one?

A- Exercise books…

A- Textbooks…

A- And Activity books…

A- So exam-oriented!

A- Please! Give us a break! Our backs are breaking and

our bags are bursting! Less books, less homework, that’s

all we are asking!

S- Oh man, when is that bell coming? I’m starving!

A- Our stomachs are growling and grumbling!

A- Sniff…sniff …

S- What’s that smell?

S- It’s food! Look at that! Hamburgers!

A- Yummy!

S- I’m so hungry! Come on, let’s go eat!

S- Aunty, Char Kuey Teow 1 plate!

A- Shhhh! Don’t yell, and don’t grab!

S- Guys, eat faster…and return to class.

A- Can’t you see we’re eating?

A- And in a blink of an eye, recess is over!

S- Oh, no! I forgot to do my homework!

S- Oh man, when is that bell coming? I’m starving!

A- Our stomachs are growling and grumbling!

A- Sniff…sniff …

S- What’s that smell?

S- It’s food! Look at that! Hamburgers!

A- Yummy!

S- I’m so hungry! Come on, let’s go eat!

S- Aunty, Char Kuey Teow 1 plate!

A- Shhhh! Don’t yell, and don’t grab!

S- Guys, eat faster…and return to class.

A- Can’t you see we’re eating?

A- And in a blink of an eye, recess is over!

S- Oh, no! I forgot to do my homework!

A- Uh-oh! Here comes the teacher…

S- I’m sooooooo DEAD!!!

A- Class, please hand in your assignments given out last

week.

S-Teacher, may I go to the toilet?

S- Teacher, I was absent that day.

S- Teacher, I sold it to the Paper Lama man.

A- School has just ended!

S- Now clean the class! We should clean, sweep, and

wipe till there is not a single speck of dust!

A- AWWW….noooooo…
S- Come on, let’s go home now.

A -See you tomorrow morning!

A-It’s been fun to tell you about our typical day at

school, But time flies when you’re having fun.

Well, that’s all for now, this is where we stop.

We’ll end by wishing all the teachers a very happy

teacher’s day!

Thank you.