Life at School

[Students enter in small undisciplined groups]

A very good morning and a good day to everyone. We are the choral speakers from SMK Kota Masai 2, And we are here to tell you about something very very fun. Its all about life at school, what we see, hear and do.

Its 7:30 and assembly is starting! S: Order please! I want two straight lines! NOW! Whispers.Chattering. S: Silence please! Silence please! Assembly is starting. Sing Negaraku.

Next, a few words from our principal the honorable Nordin bin Mukri Everyone looks very formal. G2: Attitude! G3: Patience! G4: Cleanliness! G5: Courtesy! G6: Punctuality! Clapping. S: Please remember not to clap after an announcement. Clapping. S: Students! Silence.

Time for class! Very noisy. Chatting. Loose body language. Lesson time! Quick, get back to class! S: The teacher has arrived! S: Stand up class! Good morning teacher. [Sleepy] S: What? Are you sleeping? Do it properly. Good morning teacher! [Fast and lively.]

G1: Chemistry lesson! G2: Potassium plus water equals? G: KABOOM! [coughs]

G2: English class! G1: Boleh. G: In English please! G1: So difficult-lah!

S1: Students have you done your homework? S2: Teacher, may I go to the toilet? S3: Teacher, I was absent that day. S4: Teacher, I sold it to the Old Newspaper man. S1: Pay 1 ringgit and dont hand in slip-shod work. G1: Of course, teacher. Were in 4A. G2: And that makes you hella great?

G1: School. G2: Exercise books. G1: Textbooks. G2: Activity books. S: My bag is so heavy! S2: Why so many books? S3: Why so many exams? G: Please! Give us a break. G1: Our backs are breaking. G2: Our bags are bursting. G: Less books, less homework, thats all were asking.

S: When is the bell going to ring? Im starving G1: Our stomachs are growling. G2: *sniff sniff* Whats that smell? G: Time for recess! S1: Aunty, one plate of bihoon! S2: I was here first! Aunty, one burger! G1: Shhh. Dont yell and dont grab! G2: Eat faster, time to go back to class!

S1: Hey boy! What are you doing outside of class? S2: So sorry sir, Ill go back! S1: No, no, youre following me back to the office. G: Oooh, someones in trouble.

S1: Ive brought my scissors. Let me give you a haircut. S2: Not my beautiful hair! G: And now, the TORTURE! S2: I should have never skipped class

G: BRING RING RING. G1: Schools out, schools out! G2: Time to clean. Sweep sweep, wipe wipe. G1: Awwwwno.cant we just go home? G2: Be responsible! S1: Can you get rid of that trash? S2: Thats not mine! G2: Do your part, and throw it away anyway! G1: Tick tock tick tock. G2: So much to do, so little time on the clock. G: Sweep sweep, dust dust. S: Achoooo! S: Bless you. G1: Come on, lets go home now. G2: See you tomorrow morning. G1: *groans*

Its been fun telling you about our typical day at school Time flies when youre having fun, its a rule. Life at school isnt as dull as you think, In fact, each day passes in a blink

And before you know it, youre wishing youd never left school Or watched it go by with a slight drool Well thats all for now, this is where we end Well take our leave, so farewell friends.