NANAY : Haynaku, Maria Viva!
Matagal na kita pinagbibigyan
diyan sa kalandian mo, ha?! Lantutay ka na nga, talipandas pa! Tignan mo
'yang ate mo. Nasa NBI siya ngayon para kumuha ng clearance. Bakit? Dahil
nakahanap na siya ng trabaho. Kung kaya niya, ba't ikaw hindi?
MELY : Sir, a blessing is waking up every morning knowing that I can
do things that are more important than me. If I make others happy, I'm happy.
That's better than me being happy alone
VIVA : (proudly) Uy, ate. Puede mo na rin ako Ingglesin.
Nag-aaral ‘ata ako. Eto... (clears her throat) Greetings!! I possess the birthname
Viva. I am educating to be prominent orator in the English. Much pleasure so
much to acquaintance you.
MADRE DE DIOS : You all know how difficult it is to find effective and sturdy help.
I've implored repeatedly to the Corporation that we just can't have one maid because
one maid has never been enough. Any maid who works here automatically
gets her life span slashed in half.
MELY : Sir...why do you say 'help?' I'm a maid, 'di ba?
LEADING MAN : Because that's your job. You're “the help,”
because your job is to help. But you could've been something else, you know?
Somewhere else? Why’d you choose to come here at all?
NENA BABUSHKA : You could've called me. I'm also a healer, remember?
And we could have been spared from that security breach months ago
if you had not become uncomfortably close to the cleaning staff.
WINDANG WOMAN : Well, if it weren’t for me, that robot's laser would’ve
burnt a hole straight through Leading Man's chest. And such a chest
should never be wasted, right, Nena?
BAZOOKA MAN : What the-- Leading Man's got ninety-eight percent
and I got eighty-three? I hardly got scratched!
POPOY PUSAKAL : Mother, I'm hungry. Can we have real food?
JERYC SANS RIVAL : Magandang araw po. Hinahanap ko po ang
isang napakagandang dilag na may napakagandang pangalan, si Maria Viva Moran.
JERYC SANS RIVAL : Ako po si Jeryc. Jeryc Sans Rival. Ang Jeryc na walang
karibal! Maaari po ba akong pumasok? Mahaba-haba po ito. Pero sigurado po
akong makikiliti kayo.
SENYOR BLANGKO : Saan naman tayo kukuha ng panibagong panggugol
para sa iba pa nating mga criminal activities, ha? Maawa ka, Henyotic!
Wala na akong makuhang pondo sa pork barrel! Bawa't kanto ng singit ko,
kinayod ko na. Para que pa ang pagligtas namin sa 'yo noon sa kamatayan,
inggrato ka!
HENYOTIC : Sumama ako sa inyo dahil ayokong sumunod sa patakaran na
ipinipilit sa atin ng mga batas. Kapag naging superhiro kayo, kikilatisin ang bawa't
galaw ninyo ng mga awtoridad at ng sambayanan. Hindi kayo makakagalaw
nang malaya. At ayokong masakal.
MARACAS MARKO : Matatalo na rin natin ang Punyemas Pilipinas!!
MARACAS MARKO : Walang magagawa ang manananggol diyan sa katangahan mo.
ITAK-ATAK : At siyempre, hindi niya ito sasabihin sa 'yo. Nag-aalala kami
na baka may masamang mangyari sa kanya kapag isinulong na ng Fuwerza Filipinas,
ang kalaban ng bayan, ang kanilang maiitim na balak.
