The Real Housewives of Laidlaw

Group 2: Da $hit

Astasia, Diana, Hamilton, Kierra, and Sydney

Cast of Characters:

1. Lyle Miller

2. John Nara

3. Lars Tatom

Puppets:

- Miller: A flannel and jeans

- Nara- a sweatshirt that is anything but a South sweatshirt, probably a UA

sweatshirt

- Tatom- TALL, a button down of some sort and a sports coat that does not
match, if we could incorporate Boo, that would pretty fun

Setting: Production meeting that has gone on for about 10 minutes too long.
John is audibly aggressive. Lars is trying to maintain professionalism, but with
every passing second you can tell his patience is thinning. Miller says words of
two syllables or less, and everything he says does not help further the show nor
solve any existing problems. He is purposefully problematic to this situation, but
plays innocent.

John: What the fuck?!?!

Lars: Okay, John we get the point.

John: None of this is what I want.

Lyle: Well.

Lars: Well what, Lyle?

John: This happens every show. I am overly specific and I get shit on for actually
wanting to try.

Lyle: But I used the printer.

Lars/John: What?

Lyle: I used the printer to build the set but small.

John: THAT IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB

Lars: John, don’t yell.

John: He is gonna give me another stroke!

John and Lars look over at Miller for what seems like forever, only for him to
answer with:

Lyle: Well.

Lars: (sighing but trying to be calm) I think what John is trying to say is that he
puts a lot of effort into his show, and he wants all of the aspects that are not
under his control to put forth the same efforts. (trying to brush off the tension)
You know John, he gets bored easily, so he just wants to see something
different.

Lyle: You’re mean.

Lars: Excuse me?

Lyle: Well.