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Hercules Scriptf
Hercules Scriptf
Narrator prologue/set up
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KING: The great Hercules has been sent to me? I was expecting someone bigger
HERCULES: Zeus wants me to take orders from you? You’re a pathetic excuse for a king.
KING: Pathetic excuse for a king? How dare you!? But be as you will… your first task is to…
KING: the Nemean Lion. You’ve never heard of it? It’s a Lion that ravages the land. It has claws
sharper than any mortal’s weapon and shreds all men it encounters and leave the bones for
Hades. It should be no trouble at all for a warrior of your stature, I’m sure
KING: Alright then it’s settled. Go and bring me back the Nemean lion. Make sure its dead.
NARRATOR: So Hercules set out on his quest to slay the Nemean Lion. After trekking
throughout the land, We join back up with him at dreaded cave of the Nemean lion..
[Lights back on, Hercules walks to the middle of the stage and looks all around for the lion. ]
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HERCULES: Here kitty, kitty. [clucks tongue] here kitty kitty kitty…
The lion and Hercules circle each other. Hercules shoots arrows at it and they do nothing.
They circle in the opposite direction. Hercules lets out a battle cry and changes with the club.
[bashes it] The lion gets back to the side of the stage and then knocks the club away and chases
Herc to the opposite side of the stage [don’t stop running]. Music gets louder and more dramatic.
Circle a few more times. *HERCULES: Boo!!!* the lion flinches and reels. Herc jumps on the
lion and chokes the lion out, then rips off the skin and raises it in victory.
Lights out.
Narrator: Hercules, victorious over the lion, returns to the king, who thought the lion would
surely be the death of our hero. As Hercules returns to the throne room with the pelt, the king
Lights back on. King sitting on throne playing with dolls on a table. Hercules enters from a side
door loudly. The king quickly tosses the dolls off the table and hides behind his throne.
KING: why aren’t you dead….what are you doing back! I mean here! Already! I told you to kill
the lion.
HERCULES: I did.
Hercules lifts the lion skin to show the king. Kings jaw drops for a minute.
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KING: Oh you did kill it didn’t you. [aside] He killed the lion, what’s more dangerous then the
lion… hm… oh perfect. the hydra. [to Hercules] alright next task. Go kill the hydra. And next
knock before you come in here. On second thought, don’t come at all. I’ll send someone to you.
NARRATOR: So Hercules set off to find the hydra and kill it in search of redemption. For this
task he brought his eager nephew Iolaus. After a long arduous journey, the two of them arrived at
HERCULES: From here on in I must go alone. The Hydra is very poisonous and even its breath
Hercules disappears back stage. Crashing noises and animal roaring sound effects.
Hercules dives out from behind the curtain wrestling with a snake head.
HERCULES: Iolaus help me! Every time I kill one head two more pop up in its place!
IOLAUS: I’m Coming uncle! [runs back stage goofily with torch in hand]
NARRATOR: so with his second task completed, Hercules returned to the king.
Lights on. King on throne eating. Hercules barges in through side door again. Kings splits out
food in shock. Hercules closes door, knocks loudly then opens it again.
KING: [facepalm] you have to be kidding me… you can kill to huge monsters but you can’t
KING: wow, you’re a quick. If it was just a random deer, then it wouldn’t really be a challenge
Lights on, Deer enters skipping across stage. Hercules follows, skipping as well. Follows it
NARRAOTR: After a year of tracking the deer, Hercules finally caught it as it crossed a river.
[Hercules dives and grabs the deer then puts it on his shoulders and carries it off stage, light
focus on narrator.] After a brief confrontation with Artemis and Apollo, Hercules returned to the
King in throne room again. Enter Herc kicks through the door again, king cowers behind the
throne.
KING: How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing that!
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HERCULES: [lays the deer in front of the throne] lets skip the banter this time. Just tell me what
Lights to narrator
NARRATIOR: So yet again Hercules sets out in search of another ferocious animal in another
part of Greece.
HERCULES: [to audience] Shhhhh….. I think I hear it. [creeps back stage]
Boar comes charging out from behind curtain with herc close behind. He chances it off the front
HERCULES: Not quite what I had in mind but it’ll work. A dead boar is still a dead boar.
NARRATOR: on his way back to the king, Hercules encountered another obstacle he was not
expecting. The centaurs whose territory he had been crossing through attacked him. [Two
centaurs come out and pelt him with rocks] Hercules fought back and used the poison arrows he
had gotten by killing the hydra and shot them. Many of the centaurs, including Hercules’ old
Enter Hercules to the king’s throne room. The king isn’t there. Hercules loks around and walks
over to the throne. The king creeps out from backstage and as Hercules looks around the throne
KING: BWWAAAHH!!!
HERCULES: Not fair? I’m the one doing a bunch of meaningless tasks for a king to scared to do
KING: Scared? Well who about this for a “meaningless” task. Your next assignment is to clean
KING: Its not. But King Augeas is you know… a friend of a friend… and there’s a lot of poop…
KING: [mockingly] “Well that’s not fair at all” well guess what? Your going to do it anyway.
NARRATOR: To his great disgust, Hercules went to the stables as the king ordered and arrived
to perform his horrid task, of cleaning the mountain of manure. [lights of Hercules walks on
stage] as he looked around him at the every growing mounds of horse dung, he pondered how it
was possible to even clean it all up. Finally he realized that he could use water to clean it. He tore
down a near by damn [tears down the wall, confetti and balloons fall out] and diverted the water
to flow to the stables and they were cleaned. [directly to the audience] thankfully this is a myth
so there is no need to wonder about the fact that none of the horses were harmed and that the
stables were still standing after an entire river was sent rushing through. Anyway, after solving
KING: I could have sworn that would have taken you at least a few months. How are you
finished already?
HERCULES: I’m not only a Great hero, I’m also a genius [taps his temple] bet you didn’t know
that huh.
KING: Well, we’ll see about that. Any way next task, get rid of some birds. The Stymphalian
Birds to be exact.
KING: Close but not quite. They’re giant man eating birds. What fun would it be if there wasn’t
KING: It all depends on your view point. It’s perfectly entertaining for me.
HERCULES: [grumbling]
NARRATOR: Having a hard time with getting rid of the birds, Hercules obtained a noise maker
Hercules comes in banging pots and pans. The bird get up and start flapping around and attaking
him
Hercules starts shooting arrows at the birds and they all drop to the floor and twitch
As he turns around, one bird gets up and attacks him. Hercules turns around in slow motion and
in one movement punched to bird in the face and it falls to the ground
NARRATOR: so Hercules defeated yet another deadly adversary. He returned to the king to
finish up his 10 tasks on his quest for immortality and redemption. He battle the Creatan bull,
killed the man eating mares of Diomedes, stole the belt of the fierce some Amazon and brought
back the cattle of the monster Geyrom. He returned to the king successful after each task. After
finishing his 10 super human labors, he returned to the king, but to his dismay the king refused to
HERCULES: What do you mean you wont recognize two of them? For the past 8 years I have
risked my life on every stupid task you have assigned me and I’ve completed all of them.
KING: But you had help on two of them. That wasn’t part of the bargain.
Finish
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NARRATOR: So the king had just commanded Hercules to bring him golden apples which
belonged to Zeus, king of the gods. Hera had given these apples to Zeus as a wedding gift, so
surely this task was impossible. Hera, who didn't want to see Hercules succeed, would never
permit him to steal one of her prize possessions, would she?
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These apples were kept in a garden at the northern edge of the world, and they were guarded not
only by a hundred-headed dragon, but also by the Hesperides, who were daughters of Atlas, the
titan who held the sky and the earth upon his shoulders. So Hercules being the brilliant hero he is
went to the titan Atlas himself for help with the matter.
HERCULES: I’m in search of the Golden Apple. I’ve heard that you might be able to help me as
you have some… connections
ATLAS: Ah… the golden apples of zeus. I might be able to help you with that… but of course
I’m busy holding up the world. If you would hold it up for me I could go get you the apples my
self.
HERCULES: Seems like a fair deal. I’ll hold the world up for a bit and you get the apples.
NARRATOR: So atlas gave the weight of the world to Hercules [gives him the globe] and went
to get the apples. Now atlas had no interest in taking the globe back from Hercules. He did
however return with the apple.
ATLAS: Hercules! I brought you the apples. But… there’s a catch… I have no interest in
carrying the weight of the world on my back any longer. Instead you’re going to.
HERCULES: Fine I’ll hold the weight of the world, but allow me one thing. Could I have a pad
for my shoulders if I’m going to hold this thing for the rest of eternity.
NARRATOR: When he gave the world back to Atlas, Hercules grabbed the golden apple and ran
leaving Atlas back to the job of eternally carrying the world. He returned to the king, apple in
hand and received his 12th, final and most dangerous task. Hercules was instructed to bring the
Cerberus, the guardian of the underworld back to the king. Hercules journeyed to the
underworld, a journey which no mortal had ever made. Once in the underworld, he spoke with
the ruler of the underworld, Hades, who agreed that if Hercules was able to overpower the
Cerberus, he could take it back to the king.