ORIGINAL LONDON CAST RECORDING

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MUSICAL NUMBERS
1 OPENING
2 ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT
3 THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL HISTORY OF MR. WILLY WONKA
4 A LETTER FROM CHARLIE BUCKET
5 NEWS OF AUGUSTUS
6 MORE OF HIM TO LOVE
7 NEWS OF VERUCA
8 WHEN VERUCA SAYS
9 NEWS OF VIOLET
bk THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
bl NEWS OF MIKE
bm IT’S TEAVEE TIME!
bn IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE
bo DON’CHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
bp IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
bq STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT
br THE CHOCOLATE ROOM
bs SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
bt AUGUSTUS’ DOWNFALL
ck AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP
cl GUM!
cm JUICY!
cn VERUCA’S NUTCRACKER SWEET
co VIDIOTS
cp PURE IMAGINATION
cq A LITTLE ME
cr IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN (REPRISE)

PRODUCED FOR RECORD BY

SCOTT M. RIESETT & MARC SHAIMAN

www.CharlieandtheChocolateFactory.com

 & © 2013 WaterTower Music, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522.

Photography: Brinkhoff / Mögenburg, Helen Maybanks, Johan Persson Music by Marc Shaiman. Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman. © 2010-2013 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP).
Packaging designed by DEWYNTERS TM © 2013 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Except ‘Pure Imagination’. Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley. © 1970, 1971 Taradam Music Inc. (BMI).

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 Warner Bros. Theatre Ventures
Langley Park Productions
Neal Street Productions
CAST CHILDREN
present Willy Wonka DOUGLAS HODGE Charlie Bucket JACK COSTELLO*
Grandpa Joe NIGEL PLANER TOM KLENERMAN
Roald Dahl’s ISAAC ROUSE
Mr. Salt CLIVE CARTER LOUIS SUC
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Mrs. Gloop
Mr. Beauregarde
JASNA IVIR
PAUL J MEDFORD
Augustus Gloop HARRISON SLATER
JENSON STEELE*
Mrs. Teavee IRIS ROBERTS REGAN STOKES
Book Music Lyrics Grandpa George BILLY BOYLE
David Greig Marc Shaiman Scott Wittman Grandma Josephine RONI PAGE Veruca Salt POLLY ALLEN
Marc Shaiman Grandma Georgina MYRA SANDS TIA NOAKES*
Mrs. Bucket ALEX CLATWORTHY ELLIE SIMONS
based on the novel by Roald Dahl Mr. Bucket JACK SHALLOO Violet Beauregarde INDIA RIA AMARTEIFIO
Cherry KATE GRAHAM ADRIANNA BERTOLA
Jerry ROSS DAWES JADE JOHNSON*
Executive Producers
Raymond Wu Mark Kaufman Kevin McCormick Caro Newling Mrs. Pratchett MICHELLE BISHOP MYA OLAYE
Mike Teavee JAY HEYMAN*
Marketing Directors Press Representatives Marketing and Design Production Manager General Management
OOMPA-LOOMPAS AND ENSEMBLE ADAM MITCHELL
Joe Public The Corner Shop Dewynters Patrick Molony Nick Salmon & Nia Janis for JOE ALLEN, DAVID BIRCH, ALEX LOUIZE BIRD, LUCA TOOMEY
Playful Productions
MICHELLE BISHOP, MIREIA MAMBO BOKELE, SIMON CAMPBELL, *children performing for this recording
Casting Children’s Casting Associate Director Associate Choreographer
MATTHEW CLARK, JENNIFER DAVISON, ROSS DAWES,
Pippa Ailion CDG Jessica Ronane CDG Annabel Bolton Ellen Kane NIA FISHER, KATE GRAHAM, DEREK HAGEN,
Orchestrations Arrangements Associate Musical Director CLARE HALSE, MARK ILES, DANIEL IOANNOU,
Doug Besterman Marc Shaiman Nigel Lilley KIERAN JAE, JANE McMURTRIE, NATALIE MOORE-WILLIAMS,
SHERRIE PENNINGTON, DAMIEN POOLE, ANTONY REED,
Lighting Designer Sound Designer Video and Projection Designer Puppet and Illusion Designer
PAUL SAUNDERS, JAY WEBB
Paul Pyant Paul Arditti Jon Driscoll Jamie Harrison
Musical Director

Nicholas Skilbeck
Set and Costume Designer

Mark Thompson
Choreographer

Peter Darling
Director

Sam Mendes

The Production gratefully acknowledges the permission of Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley for the use of “Pure Imagination”

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ACT ONE HEAR THE WHISTLE BLOWING
“HOW D’JA DO” HAS TO BE “GOODBYE”
HAD SUCH EPISODES AND DRAMAS!
GEORGE
GEORGINA
AH, BUT WHAT A WAY TO GO!
1 OPENING GOODBYE EVEN GANDHI GOT HIMSELF INTO A BRAWL GRANDPA JOE
On a cold autumn evening a boy picks through rubbish at a dump on I’m home! GRANDPA JOE Oh, but Charlie, then the spies came.
the edge of town.The boy is Charlie Bucket and he is looking for valuable FOR MR. WILLY WONKA... JOSEPHINE
things he can take home. Nearby, Mrs. Pratchett pushes her sweet stall Charlie’s home is a one room tumbledown shack under a railway arch. He ALL FOUR Ficklegruber…
and calls out her wares. Charlie watches hungrily as a crowd of workers finds his grandparents waiting, as they always are, all four of them in the ...WE ALL SING FOR HE’S THE KING OF THEM ALL GEORGINA
eat their daily chocolate fix. Also watching is an old Tramp sitting in same old bed. As they wait for their cabbage soup to boil Charlie notices GRANDPA JOE Prodnose…
a broken telephone box. there’s just time for a story, the only question is: which story should it be? THERE WERE SUGAR BALLOONS GEORGE
MRS. PRATCHETT CHARLIE GEORGE and Slugworth!
Chocolate! Chocolate! Rots your teeth and makes you fat! Get your Ten minutes till dinner, just enough time to hear The Story Of AND MACAROONS GRANDPA JOE
lovely chocolate here! Willy Wonka! JOSEPHINE Stealing every new invention as soon as it appeared. Wonka closed
TRAMP JOSEPHINE ‘T’WERE FEATHERY SWEETS down the factory and no chocolate was made for a very long time…
Look at this mess. People just guzzle up their chocolate and throw Didn’t we tell you the story of Willy Wonka last night? GEORGINA but then one night the lights came back on again and strange
away the wrappers without the slightest thought. CHARLIE AND MARSHMALLOW TREATS shadows appeared at the windows. Yes! The factory was up and
CHARLIE No... GRANDPA JOE running again… but how? – nobody’s ever gone in and nobody’s
I’m glad they do that. GRANDPA JOE TRANSFORMING WHEEZING GEEZERS TO A CHILD ever come out – and that is one of the great mysteries of the
TRAMP I have a distinct recollection of telling you the story of Willy Wonka GEORGINA chocolate making world.
Glad? just last night. AND LET ME SAY THAT MR. WILLY WONKA GRANDPA JOE
CHARLIE GEORGE WHIPS A SWIRL WHAT MAKES A GIRL GO WILD YES, THE SMOKE RETURNED TO THE CHIMNEYS
And the night before that. BUT THE GATES STAYED LOCKED AND CHAINED JACK COSTELLO
If people didn’t throw things away I’d have nothing to pick up. Well, he does.
TRAMP CHARLIE CHARLIE
AND STRANGE SHADOWS
Very philosophical, I’m sure. I don’t mean to be rude Grandpa Joe but you are getting a bit old THE OTHER THREE
Tell the one about the Indian Prince, the one about Prince
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and, well, maybe a bit forgetful? Pondicherry! GHOSTLY SHADOWS!
GRANDPA JOE
4 A LETTER FROM CHARLIE BUCKET
CHARLIE 3 THE AMAZING FANTASTICAL GRANDPA JOE
APPEARED AT THE WINDOW, UNEXPLAINED CHARLIE
LOOK AT THIS BENT UMBRELLA HISTORY OF MR. WILLY WONKA Oh you like the scary ones, don’t you Charlie!
THE OTHER THREE
Dear Mr. Wonka…
HARDLY KNOW WHY HE’D THROW IT AWAY GRANDPA JOE GRANDPA JOE I KNOW THAT YOU’RE A BUSY MAN
WILLY WONKA WENT TO INDIA YES, OUT WENT FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE, SLUGWORTH
I’VE A TRICK WITH SOME WIRE ‘N’ STICK HAVE WE REALLY NEVER EVER TOLD THE BOY ABOUT HIM? GEORGE YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF MAIL TO READ
SO I’LL SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY CHARLIE NEAR THE KINGDOM OF MADRAS I’M WRITING FOR MY FAM’LY CAUSE
WHERE HE MET PRINCE PONDICHERRY NO ONE WENT IN WHICH IS QUITE BIZARRE
HERE’S A GLOVE WITH NO PARTNER Not once! GRANDPA JOE THERE’S NOTHING SPECIAL THAT I NEED
JOSEPHINE WHO WAS RICH BUT AWFULLY CRASS
IT GOT LOST SO SHE TOSSED YOU ASIDE BUT BUT, THE FACTORY CHURNED THE TIME YOU TAKE TO READ THIS LETTER
I’VE A DATE FOR YA, WOOLY MATE WELL, FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE HE HAD WED A MAHARANI GEORGINA WILL BE TIME WELL SPENT
AND THE HALF-A-HEAVEN YOU PROVIDE THE TOT HAS NOT ONCE TOLD A LIE WHO CRAVED CHOCOLATE FOR EACH MEAL AND THE SWEET’S RETURNED! BECAUSE I’VE MADE A LIST OF THINGS
CHARLIE SO HE CALLED UP WILLY WONKA ALL FOUR YOU MIGHT WANT TO INVENT
ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT I told you so. AND HE SAID IF WE COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE BAR!
YES, IT’S NEAR ENOUGH TO NEW MR. BUCKET
GEORGINA GEORGE HOW’S YOUR HOMEWORK?
YOUR TRASH IS MY TREASURE “LET’S MAKE A DEAL!” SO, CHARLIE NOW YOU’RE UP TO DATE ON WILLY WONKA
BUT CAN WE ANSWER ALL HIS QUERIES? NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S ABOUT CHARLIE
YOUR “GOODBYE” IS MY “HOW D’JA DO” GEORGE “I WILL PAY A MILLION RUPEE THOUGH IT’S A CRYING SHAME THAT NO ONE’S GOING IN ALMOST DONE
HOW D’JA DO? HOW D’JA DO AGAIN? CAN WE COVER ALL THE THEORIES? FOR A HOUSE TO PLEASE HER BELLY AT LEAST THE CHOCOLATES STILL COME OUT MR. BUCKET
HOW D’JA DO? VERY WELL THEN… GRANDPA JOE WE WILL BE THE TALK OF PUNJAB GRANDPA JOE THAT’S MY CHARLIE, THAT’S MY SON
HERE’S A COIN, WELL, IT ONCE WAS ALL THE BED’S A STAGE SO DEARIES, AND THE TOAST OF OLD NEW DELHI!” NOW ONCE AGAIN EACH MOTHER’S DAUGHTER CHARLIE
ALL FOUR GRANDPA JOE FEELS HER MOUTH BEGIN TO WATER FOR DAD, WHO’S ALWAYS ON HIS FEET
NOW IT’S A SMASHED PENNY TOKEN
BUT I KNOW THAT MY GRANDPA JOE LET US TRY! “I WILL GLADLY BUILD THIS FORTRESS” JOSEPHINE YOU MIGHT PLEASE GRANT ME THIS ONE WISH
GRANDPA JOE WONKA SAID “BUT JUST ONE THING… IN BRAZIL THEY GAVE UP COFFEE TO KEEP HIS SHOES ATTACHED TO HIM
WOULD SAY “THIS IS ONLY BARELY BROKEN”
WHAT A CLEVER MAN HE IS THIS MR. WONKA IT WILL BE NICE FOR THE WINTER FOR A TASTE OF WONKA TOFFEE SOME BOOTSTRAPS MADE FROM LICORICE
HERE’S A TIN, LET ME AT IT THERE’S SO MANY TALES TO TELL
WHEN I RUN EVERYONE IS A FAN
BUT IT WON’T LAST PAST THE SPRING” GEORGE FOR JOSEPHINA I HAVE DRAWN
ALL ABOUT THE TASTY SWEETS ALL FOUR NOW EACH NOSE WITH SENSE OLFACTORY
HEAR THE ROAR AS I KICK AND I SCORE THAT MADE THE PEOPLE GATHER ROUND FOR JUST ONE SMELL A RECIPE BENEATH
FOR THE SUN WILL MAKE A RIVER THINKS THE FACT’RY’S SATIS-SNACK-TORY FOR MOLARS MADE OF MARZIPAN
THEN MY PICTURE’S ON THE LABEL OF THE CAN! GEORGE OF THIS CHOCOLATE TAJ MAHAL GEORGINA
CHILDREN GNAWED... WHEN SHE CAN’T FIND HER TEETH
IT’S ALMOST NEARLY PERFECT JOSEPHINE FOR A SINGLE WHIFF I MIGHT COMMIT A CRIME MRS. BUCKET
YES, IT’S NEAR ENOUGH TO NEW GEORGINA AND YOU’LL END UP IN HOT CHOCOLATE ALL FOUR & CHARLIE
...WHILE IN THEIR ROMPERS... HAVE YOU SCRUBBED UP?
YOUR TRASH IS MY TREASURE WITH YOUR CHOCOLATE FEMME FATAL YES MR. WILLY WONKA’S... CHARLIE
YOUR “GOODBYE” IS MY “HOW D’JA DO” GEORGE GRANDPA JOE GRANDPA JOE
...CHOCOLATE EGGS BETWEEN THEIR CHOMPERS YES, I DID
FOUND A BOOK WITH MISSING PAGES BUT THE PRINCE HE WOULDN’T LISTEN ...LIKE I SAID... MRS. BUCKET
JOSEPHINE GEORGE ALL FOUR & CHARLIE
NOT A PROBLEM, I KNOW HOW IT ENDS TILL A TINY BIRD WAS PERCHED UPON THEIR TONGUE THAT’S MY CHARLIE, THAT’S MY KID
GOOD KING CHARLIE IN HIS KINGDOM “USE A BON-BON FOR THE DOME! A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME CHARLIE
ALL FOUR I WON’T REST UNTIL MY MISSUS JOSEPHINE
LOTS OF CHOCOLATE, LOTS OF FRIENDS! YES, MR. WILLY WONKA… WHEN I WAS SMALLER THAN I AM
EATS ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!” I’ve still got it. I THINK ONE DAY WE SAW THE SEA
HOW D’JA DO LOYAL SUBJECTS! GEORGINA GRANDPA JOE GRANDPA JOE
BRING ME SWEETS, ROYAL TREATS FOR A KING! ...HAS A SEX APPEAL WHAT MAKES ME FEEL YOUNG! MY MUM, SHE HAD AN ICE CREAM
AND SO WONKA BUILT A SHOWPLACE I’ve slipped a disk. AND WAS HAPPY AS A MUM CAN BE
MUST BE PURE FOR A CONNOISSEUR There I said it! BUT WHEN SUMMER CAME AROUND GEORGE
OR THE EXECUTIONER’S AXE SHALL SWING!! GEORGE ALL THE WALLS BEGAN TO MELT I think I need a pee. FOR HER I WOULD INVENT
BUT TILL THEN I’M JUST CHARLIE Oh, you little minx! TILL EVERY CEILING HIT THE GROUND GEORGINA AN ICE CREAM THAT WOULD NEVER MELT
FULL OF TALK BUT NO CHOCOLATE BARS GRANDPA JOE JOSEPHINE I think I just had one. SO SHE CAN FEEL ALL DAY
BUT SOMEDAY WHEN I HAVE MY SAY FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD THEY CALLED ON MR. WONKA AND THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS PERISHED THE WAY I WISH SHE ALWAYS FELT
KINGS AND QUEENS AND PRESIDENTS Charlie’s father returns home dispirited. He’s had no luck looking for work
MR. WONKA WILL DECREE GEORGE but has managed to find an old chair leg to go on the fire and he’s found FOR GRANDPA GEORGE AND HIS GEORGINA
EVERY CANDY SHALL BE FREE JOSEPHINE DROWNING IN THE CHOCOLATE FLOW
EVEN DOWN IN ROME THE POPE LEFT HOME a notebook for Charlie. It still has a few blank pages at the back. As the SOMETHING NOT IN ANY STORE
THERE’LL BE WONKA CHOCOLATES FALLING FROM THE STARS!! GRANDPA JOE family go through their evening routine, Charlie tries to do his homework SOME PILLOWS MADE FROM MARSHMALLOWS
AND IN THE FACT’RY TOOK UP RESIDENCE YES THEY DIED
AND THAT’LL BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT GEORGINA but is distracted by thoughts of chocolate… TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN WHEN THEY SNORE
JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY CAUSE THEY WERE GREEDY
DALAI LAMAS AND THEIR MAMAS

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 FOR GRANDPA JOE WHO SOON IS TURNING
NINETY AND ONE HALF
A JOKE BOOK MADE FROM JELLYBEANS
CAUSE HE JUST LOVES TO LAUGH
GRANDPARENTS
OFF TO BED NOW
CHARLIE
COUNTING SHEEP
GRANDPARENTS
HOPE WE DON’T DIE IN OUR SLEEP
CHARLIE
I THINK I’VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING
FOR YOU TO ADD YOUR SPECIAL TOUCH
AND WHEN THESE THINGS ARE ALL COMPLETE
IF IT’S NOT ASKING FAR TOO MUCH
PLEASE DROP THEM OFF YOURSELF
SO WE CAN ASK YA “HOW’D JA DO?”
AND, WELL, I’D LIKE ONE WONKA BAR
THAT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU
SIGNED, CHARLIE BUCKET
THE FAMILY
GOODNIGHT, CHARLIE BUCKET
CHARLIE
SIGNED, CHARLIE BUCKET; INVENTOR
Charlie signs his letter, folds it into a paper aeroplane and sends it
flying out into the night.

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5 NEWS OF AUGUSTUS GRANDPA JOE UND FIFTY WONKA BARS WERE WAITING MR. SALT VERUCA
The next morning, Mrs. Bucket returns home carrying laundry and Five Golden Tickets have been hidden inside the wrappers of FOR A NICE MID-BREAKFAST SNACK THERE’S NO REASONABLE DOUBT “BUY!”
news.Willy Wonka is holding a competition. Buy one of his Wonka five Wonka chocolate bars. Your challenge is to find one. AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS… MR. SALT
BUT THE TASTE WAS KINDA DIFFERENT
Bars and you have a chance to find a Golden Ticket. A ticket means Charlie is desperate to win one but the Buckets have no money. VERUCA AND WHEN SHE FINALLY FALLS ASLEEP
LIKE A BRATWURST THREE DAYS OLD
a visit to the Wonka factory and a lifetime’s supply of confectionery. Fortunately Grandpa Joe has saved up 53 and a half pence. SO I SPIT IT OUT “FETCH!” WE’LL PRAY AND SAY AMEN
There are only five Golden Tickets in the whole world. That’s just enough for one Wonka Bar which Charlie will receive MR. SALT TILL TOMORROW WHEN IT ALL BEGINS
AND SAW I HAD STRUCK GOLD!
on his birthday. Eager for news Charlie brings out their homemade THERE’S NO TIME TO KVETCH VERUCA
CHARLIE NOW I’M THE PERFECT TICKET WINNER
television, Mr. Bucket pedals an old bike to provide power, and AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS… “AGAIN!!”
Oh, Grandpa, LOOK, the headlines! FOR ON CHOCOLATE I DID TEETHE VERUCA
GRANDPA JOE they learn from the news team of Jerry & Cherry of the first MR. SALT
Golden Ticket winner. He is quite enormous and his name is I’M EXCITED BUT KEEP EATING “OBEY!”
What headlines? “AGAIN!!”
Augustus Gloop… CAUSE I ONLY STOP TO BREATH MR. SALT
MRS. BUCKET
JERRY AND A LIFETIME FULL OF CHOCOLATE’S YOU’D BETTER FIND A WAY
Read it Charlie! TO MAKE A DOLLAR STRETCH FOR:
CHARLIE BREAKING NEWS! We interrupt this program to bring you A GESUNDHEIT FROM ABOVE
AND THERE’LL BE MORE, MORE, MORE OF ME TO LOVE VERUCA
Willy Wonka has announced an amazing competition – find a news that the first Wonka ticket winner has been found.
To find out more let’s go straight over to our chief ALL THREE “OUT!”, “FETCH!!”, “OBEY!!!”
Golden Ticket and you could win a dream trip MR. SALT
to his Chocolate Factory with a guided tour conducted by confectionary correspondent Cherry Sunday. O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE
TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE NOW, WHEN SHE HEARD OF WONKA’S PRIZE
Mr. Willy Wonka himself. Cherry – where are you? SHE STARTED TO ATTACK!
TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE
CHERRY TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE SO I TOLD MY PEANUT SHELLERS
Jerry I’m in Bavaria! “HERE’S A TOUGHER NUT TO CRACK”
O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE
Here in this sleepy mountain town it seems like a chocolate TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE YOU’VE EACH A THOUSAND WONKA BARS
dream has come true for local butcher’s son and three times O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE, O-DA-LAY-HEE START SHELLING THEM AT ONCE
regional bratwurst eating champion…Augustus Gloop! O-DA-LAY-HEE, TEE-O LO-DA LO-DA LEE FOR WHEN VERUCA’S HAPPY
MRS. GLOOP IT’S MUCH BETTER FOR HER PAPPY
Augustus my little pumpkin – smile for the cameras! After viewing “The Bavarian Beefcake” and his family, Grandpa
CHERRY George points out that one ticket gone means one less chance, FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS
Augustus – how do you feel? but Charlie remains optimistic.Then they learn that another THE LADIES TRIED TO PICK IT
AUGUSTUS ticket has been found. It seems a British billionaire’s baby ballerina AND ALWAYS TO THE MUSIC OF:
is the lucky one this time, and her name is Veruca Salt... VERUCA
(burp)
CHERRY “I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!”
Charming! So Mrs. Gloop. This story of hope. How did it
7 NEWS OF VERUCA “I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!”
JERRY MR. SALT
all begin? BREAKING NEWS. A second Golden Ticket has been found! AND THEN A GIRL CRIED OUT
6 MORE OF HIM TO LOVE And here to tell us all about it is our mistress of all matters AND IN HER HAND? A PANACEA!
MRS. GLOOP Wonka, Cherry Sunday! A GOLDEN TICKET ON DISPLAY!
OH WHEN I WAS JUST A GIRL Cherry – where are you? AND WHAT DID SWEET VERUCA SAY?
I USED TO DREAM OF A BOY CHERRY VERUCA
WHO WOULD BRING ME LOTS OF SWEETS Jerry, I’m in England. Our winner is twelve, she likes ballet, “DADDY...BUY ME NORTH KOREA!”
AND BE MEIN SCHWARZWOLD OF JOY she’s the daughter of a MR. SALT
MEIN HERR GLOOP WAS QUITE A MEAL peanut billionaire and her name is Veruca Salt! WHEN VERUCA SAYS
BUT NOW HE SEEMS JUST LIKE A CRUMB VERUCA
CAUSE IT TURNS OUT THAT DESSERT WAS YET TO COME! Mr. Salt – tell all! “BUY!”
MR. SALT MR. SALT
SO WE WERE WED AND IN MEIN MAGEN Well, as soon as Mr. Wonka made his announcement my
SOMETHING BIG BEGAN TO BLOOM IT’S LIKE A BATTLE CRY!
Veruca expressed a very keen interest in the competition. AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS
AND MY LIVER AND MY KIDNEY VERUCA
HAD TO VACATE TO MAKE ROOM! VERUCA
I want a ticket, NOW! “MINE!”
THEN THE BLESSED DAY ARRIVED MR. SALT
AND OUT HE ROLLED SO ROUND AND SWEET MR. SALT
How could I possibly refuse? WELL, I’VE JELLY FOR A SPINE
UND THE FIRST WORDS THAT HE UTTERED WERE
AUGUSTUS 8 WHEN VERUCA SAYS AND IF VERUCA SAID…
“LET’S EAT!” MR. SALT VERUCA
MRS. GLOOP WHEN VERUCA SAYS… “PLEASE?”
SO MIT STRUDEL HE’D CANOODLE VERUCA MR. SALT
HOW HE LOVED MY PRETZEL PIE “MORE!” I’D KNOW IT WAS A TEASE BEFORE A…
HE ATE THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE MR. SALT VERUCA
AND GREW WIDE AS WELL AS HIGH I BUY ANOTHER STORE “MORE!”
THOUGH HIS SIZE IS RATHER SHOCKING AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS… MR. SALT
HE’S WHAT I WAS TRAUMEN OF VERUCA A…
CAUSE THERE’S MORE, MORE, “NOW!” VERUCA
MORE OF HIM TO LOVE MR. SALT “NOW!”
THE SWEAT FORMS ON MY BROW MR. SALT
Go ahead Augustus. Don’t be shy. Schpill your guts. AND WHEN VERUCA SAYS… AN…
AUGUSTUS VERUCA VERUCA
LIKE MY MUTTER UND MEIN VATER “AGAIN!” “OUT!”
I ENJOY A HEALTHY MEAL MR. SALT MR. SALT
YES, MY OUTSIDE’S SOFT AND FLABBY NO MATTER WHERE OR WHEN A…
BUT MY INSIDE’S MADE OF STEEL WE’D BETTER ALL KOWTOW TO: VERUCA
WE RAISE PIGGIES IN DER BACKYARD VERUCA “MINE!”
THEN I EAT THEM LIMB FROM LIMB “MORE!”, “NOW!!”, “AGAIN!!!” MR. SALT
MR. GLOOP MR. SALT A…
WE DON’T LEAVE OUR DACHSHUND ALL ALONE WITH HIM! WHEN VERUCA SAYS… VERUCA
AUGUSTUS VERUCA “FETCH!”
SO THIS MORNING I WAS EATING “OUT!” MR. SALT
WHEN SUCH HUNGER DID ATTACK A…
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At last it’s Charlie’s birthday. His present is a Wonka Whipple MR. BEAUREGARDE NO MATTER WHAT SHE GAVE ME VIOLET WHEN HE STOLE THAT GERMAN TANK
Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight.The whole family are agog in the WE ALL ARE VULTURES IF THE CULTURE’S… I COULD CHEW WITH INSPIRATION YEAH, YEAH, YEAH… BUT WE NEVER WISH THAT WE HAD HAD A DAUGHTER
hope it’s a lucky one – ‘Is it?’ ‘Is it?’ ‘is it!? – ’No.’ says Charlie, ‘but it’s MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE I STARTED BREAKING RECORDS MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE MEDICATION SETS US FREE
still chocolate, it’s still the best present ever’. He takes the tiniest bite POP! WITH MY DENTAL DEDICATION THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS ONE FOR MIKE AND TWO FOR ME
out of it that he can. Charlie wonders if he can make it last a whole MR. BEAUREGARDE MR. BEAUREGARDE VIOLET AND AT SIX I POUR A SHOT OF “MOMMY WATER”
year. Just then, the ominous words ‘Breaking News’ are heard from WHEN YOU WANT DADDY, WHACHA CALL OUT? IT SEEMS SHE WOULD CHEW ANYTHING THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
the TV. Another ticket winner has been found in Hollywood and it is WELL, IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE HAVING YOU INSIDE OUR HOME
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE SHE GOT WITHIN HER CLUTCHES MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
wannabe gum-chewing star Violet Beauregarde... TO SEE HE’S JUST A LITTLE BOY AT PLAY
POP! VIOLET THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME AND THOUGH I BREAK OUT IN THE SWEATS
MR. BEAUREGARDE VIOLET
9 NEWS OF VIOLET AND SPEAKIN’ OF DADDIES, I’M THE PAW
AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS! YOUR STICKY CLAIM TO FAME
WHEN WE HIDE HIS CIGARETTES
JERRY ENTOURAGE MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
WE’VE GOT HIM DOWN TO JUST TWO PACKS A DAY!
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE
BREAKING NEWS! We have a third Golden Ticket winner! WHOO! SO DON’T YOU GIVE HER ANY TROUBLE AND NOW WE’LL GO TO WONKA’S
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS
Cherry – where are you? MR. BEAUREGARDE VIOLET VIOLET WHERE HE’LL MAKE SOME BRAND NEW FRIENDS
CHERRY WHO HAS A LITTLE DARLIN’ WITH A MILLION DOLLAR JAW THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS CAUSE, LET ME TELL YA I PRAY TO GOD HE FITS IN WITH THE GANG
I’m in California Jerry! Where lady luck has landed in the lap ENTOURAGE MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE I’M HERE TO POP AND STAKE MY CLAIM BUT IF THERE IS NO TV
of local gum celebrity Violet Beauregarde… here’s her father... YEAH! THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME MR. BEAUREGARDE IT’LL BE LIKE “WORLD WAR THREE”
Mr. Beauregarde, would you like to make a statement? MR. BEAUREGARDE VIOLET IT’S IN THE CARDS BUT FOR NOW, I’LL LET HIM GO OUT WITH A…
MR. BEAUREGARDE AND WHEN SHE GETS A-CHEWIN’ AIN’T NO WAY SHE’S GONNA… IT’S MY FAME ALL MIKE
As a matter of fact, I would. MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE YES, BEAUREGARDE’S THE NAME! BANG! BANG!
BEEN PLAYING NOW FOR FIFTY HOURS
bk THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS STOP!
MR. BEAUREGARDE
SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE WOO!!
WATCH CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER
MR. BEAUREGARDE VIOLET Grandpa George insists it’s best they all forget about chocolate.
THIS LITTLE STAR’LL MAKE YOUR… I’M ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE Without money there is no way Charlie has a chance. As if to prove MAKE THE LOSERS CRY
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LOVE? MRS. TEAVEE
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE his point the television announces another newsflash as we head to
JAWS DROP! AND SO, FILE IT Middle America to meet Mike Teavee & the Teavee family… YOU CAN BET FOR SURE THIS KID ‘LL WIN
POP! MIKE
MR. BEAUREGARDE ALL
People of the world, allow me to introduce a little lady who is VIOLET BEAUREGARDE’S THE NAME bl NEWS OF MIKE MOMMY, WHERE’S MY RITALIN?
royalty of the highest order. She’s “The Double Bubble Duchess”. CHERRY JERRY THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
She’s my daughter and her name is, well, her name is… Violet, what we really want to know is – how did you get Cherry, where are you now? MRS. TEAVEE
VIOLET your ticket? CHERRY Thanks for coming!
WELL, MY NAME IS VIOLET BEAUREGARDE VIOLET Jerry, I’m in suburbia.
AND I LIKE GUM WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE CONTEST
I CHEW SO GOOD IT’S MADE ME I JOINED THE CHOC’LATE WAR bm IT’S TEAVEE TIME
THE SENSATION I’VE BECOME I MAY LOVE CHEWING GUM MRS. TEAVEE
FOR OVER HALF A YEAR BUT I LIKE WINNING EVEN MORE Hello, hello, hello, welcome, my name’s Doris Teavee – cups on
WELL, I’VE BEEN BLOWIN’ THIS BAZOOKA doilies please – this is my husband Norman.
I BOUGHT A WONKA BAR MR. TEAVEE
IT’S FRUITY, NOT NUTTY AND THROUGH THE WRAPPER STARTED SLASHING
LIKE THAT STUPID GIRL VERUCA What..?
I WON A GOLDEN TICKET MRS. TEAVEE
YOU’LL FIND MY COMPETITION ALL We have a prepared statement.
ARE IN TRACTION OR ON CRUTCHES AND THE CAMERAS STARTED FLASHING!
AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS VIOLET OH, WELCOME TO YOU GENTLEMEN AND LADIES OF THE PRESS
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS SO NOW IT SEEMS I’M FAMOUS HOW WONDERFUL TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH YOU
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE I’M ALL OVER THE TV YOU’VE TRAVELLED FAR AND WIDE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS CORNELIA PRINZMETEL DON’T BE SHY, PLEASE, COME INSIDE
THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME SHE’S AS JEALOUS AS CAN BE I’VE PLATES OF PETIT FOURS AND CHEESE FONDUE
SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE THE MOVIES ARE ALL CALLING THE REASON THAT YOU’VE GATHERED IS TO MEET MY LITTLE BOY
AND SO, FILE IT AND THE NETWORKS ARE PURSUING THE HERO OF THE GOOD OLD USA
VIOLET BEAUREGARDE’S THE NAME I BET MY DAD COULD EVEN SELL SO NOW IF YOU’RE ALL STRAPPED IN
CHERRY THIS JUICY FRUIT I’M CHEWING LET THE PRESS CONFERENCE BEGIN
Violet, your addiction to chewing, where did it start? MR. BEAUREGARDE LITTLE ANGEL DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY?
VIOLET THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THERE MOLARS MIKE
WELL, IT STARTED AS A BABY MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE BANG! BANG!
CAUSE I TALKED A MILE A MINUTE AND IN EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES FUTURISTIC RODEO
MY MAMA THOUGHT MY MOUTH WOULD STOP VIOLET SEE CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER
IF SHE PUT SOMETHING IN IT AND THAT IS WHY MY TITLE IS HANG ‘EM ON HIGH
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS TAKE YOUR HARD DRIVES, BOOT ‘EM UP
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE FOR A CYBER SHOOT ‘EM UP
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
VIOLET MRS. TEAVEE
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS OH, MIKE IS JUST HIGH SPIRITED, THAT’S WHAT THE DOCTORS SAID
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE HE’S JUST A MINI VERSION OF MY SPOUSE
THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME MR. TEAVEE
VIOLET What?
IT’S MY FAME MRS. TEAVEE
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE AND THEY SAID IT WAS A PHASE
SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE WHEN HE SET THE CAT ABLAZE
VIOLET BUT THE AUTHORITIES REQUEST
AND LET ME TELL YA’ THAT LITTLE MIKE NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE
I LOVE TO SNAP, I LOVE TO CHEW AND SO WE LET HIM SIT AT THE COMPUTER DAY AND NIGHT
AND WHEN I’M DONE IT’S ON YOUR SHOE HE’S PROMISED ME THAT HE WON’T EVER BUDGE
I’M NEVER GONNA STOP CAUSE THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE
POP! WHEN HE CHLOROFORMED THAT NURSE
UM… DARLING, TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU TOLD THE JUDGE
I HEART GUM MIKE
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE HACK! HACK!
THE DOUBLE BUBBLE DUCHESS ATTACK THE WONKA MAINFRAME
THAT’S HER STICKY CLAIM TO FAME I’M CAPTAIN KNUCKLEDUSTER
SHE’S ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE I’M A SUPER SPY
VIOLET CRACKED HIS PASSWORD “GOLDEN STAR”
I’M ALWAYS ON THE BUBBLE NEVER HAD TO BUY A BAR
MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE THIS IS THE LIFE, NOW DIE!
AND SO, FILE IT MRS. TEAVEE
VIOLET BEAUREGARDE’S... IT WAS JUST A CHILDHOOD PRANK

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With all but one ticket gone, and no money to buy a bar, Charlie is
desolate. Mr. Bucket tries to interest him in looking for shooting stars
MR. & MRS. BUCKET GRANDPA JOE GRANDPARENTS bp IT MUST BE BELIEVED
BY YEAR I DON’T NEED A PINT OF WHISKEY SEEMED LIKE NOBODY COULD HEAR US
through the holes in the shack roof but Charlie isn’t interested. MR. BUCKET CAUSE I ALREADY FEEL DRUNK NO PARADE WOULD EVER CHEER US TO BE SEEN
Mrs. Bucket comes home from the laundry as Mr. Bucket leaves I WOULD THANK HER IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE YOU’RE INTOXICATING AS THE FIRST OF SPRING GRANDPA JOE ALL
to look for work. Both parents feel at a loss… Winter has come. Mr. Bucket, alone in the snow, sees a shooting star. AH, BUT MAJOR LUCK NOW PLAYS OUR BUCKET THEME WILLY WONKA, WILLY WONKA
YES I’M CREAKY AND I’M OLDEN WILLY WONKA
MR. BUCKET ALL
bn IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE Well Charlie, if you won’t make a wish, then I will…
BUT YOUR TICKET OH SO GOLDEN
BA BA BA BA WON’T YOU HELP ME PLEASE
MR. BUCKET ‘S’GOT ME FLOATIN’ LIKE I’M BOATIN’ DOWN THE STREAM I’M AFRAID THAT I MIGHT FALL
Charlie searches for treasure at the dump when Mrs. Pratchett’s BUT DON’T, DON’T, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE SO DON’T, DON’T, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
Well, there might be a hole in the roof, Charlie, but maybe GRANDPA JOE FOR MY EYES AND KNEES
we’ll see a shooting star and we can make a wish on it. sweet stall passes. A rich couple order a few bars of chocolate before I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM HAVE GROWN FRAIL BEHIND THIS WALL
dinner. Charlie watches them hungrily. As they leave, they drop some I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM
CHARLIE Come on Josephine, George, Georgina, get up, get out of bed… ALL
money. Encouraged by the Tramp, Charlie realises it’s just enough for LET ME COME TO YOU
Don’t waste a wish on me. a bar of Chocolate. He buys one.What he finds inside is so exciting we’re not going to take this lying down! YES, WE’RE FEELING OPTIMISTIC THOUGH IT APPEARS I’VE LOST MY PEP
MR. BUCKET that it prompts Grandpa Joe (as well as the other grandparents) to JOSEPHINE THOUGH A TOUCH SOMNAMBULISTIC BUT AS THIS ANCIENT RELIC READ
Oh Charlie… get out of bed and walk for the first time in forty years! Yes, Charlie TELL THOSE BLUEBIRDS DOWN IN DOVER PLEASE DON’T STARTLE US CAUSE WE MUST BE IN A TRANCE IN THE TAO OF CHING, IT’S SAID
IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE has a winning ticket! EMPTY BUCKET DAYS ARE OVER IT’S SO DREAMY THAT WE HOPE YA A “JOURNEY” OF A THOUSAND MILES
SHE WOULD SAY “THAT ONE’S MARS” GEORGE SOMEDAY VISIT OUR UTOP’YA BEGINS WITH JUST ONE STEP
SHE WOULD HANG YOU THE MOON bo DON’CHA PINCH ME CHARLIE WE’LL HAVE NO MORE CABBAGE SUPPERS WHY JUST WALK IN YOUR SLEEP BEYOND THIS DOOR’S A FACTORY
AND THEN SHE’D BOTTLE THE STARS CHARLIE NOW I’LL HAVE TO WEAR ME UPPERS WHEN YOU CAN SING AND DANCE!
MRS. BUCKET BEGAT FROM JUST A BEAN
SHE WOULD SAY “BRUSH YOUR TEETH GRANDPA JOE, HOW D’JA KNOW ALL
THAT I’D BE COMING HOME TODAY WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD TRAVELS STEERAGE BEYOND THIS DOOR
IS THAT DIRT BEHIND YOUR EAR?” Go on Charlie. SURPRISE IS IN STORE
YOU’D BE DREAMING IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE WITH SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING GOLD MR. BUCKET GRANDPA JOE
SOMETHING SPECIAL THAT I CAN HOLD WE’LL BE LISTED IN BURKE’S PEERAGE BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
MRS. BUCKET WITH BOTH ME FEET BACK ON THE FLOOR
Evening Love. MR. WONKA, HOW D’JA DO? GEORGINA IT’S LIKE THE DAY WE WON THE WAR BEYOND THIS DOOR’S INVENTION
MR. BUCKET TOMORROW MORNING, I’LL BE SEEING YOU! WELL, THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO AND THE VICTORY IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU WHERE MIND MEETS WITH MACHINE
Evening Love. GRANDPA JOE IS TO DOWN A PINT OR TWO!! ALL BEYOND THESE GATES
MRS. BUCKET Charlie…what is it? GRANDPA JOE SO NOW HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR ASTONISHMENT WAITS
How is he? CHARLIE FROM UNDERNEATH ME FALLEN ARCHES HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
MR. BUCKET Grandpa Joe…we won. I’LL LEAD MILITARY MARCHES GRANDPA JOE NO MAGIC SPELLS OR POTIONS
Not good. Maybe you could cheer him up? GRANDPA JOE MR. BUCKET HIP, HIP, HIP HOORAY FOR FORSWEAR LEGERDEMAIN
MRS. BUCKET CHARLIE GET MY UNIFORM WITH OUR LUCK WE’LL PLAY THE HORSES ALL MY KINGDOM’S CREATED FROM NOTIONS
I’ll see what I can do. FROM HIGH UPON THE SHELF GEORGE CHARLIE ALL SWIRLING INSIDE OF MY BRAIN
MR. BUCKET AND DUST OFF ALL THE YEARS SINCE IT’S BEEN WORN WE CAN EVEN GET DIVORCES!! GRANDPA JOE
See you tomorrow. I ADMIT FOR QUITE A WHILE MRS. BUCKET YOU’RE THE ONE WHO MADE OUR GOLDEN DREAMS COME TRUE BEYOND THIS DOOR’S A BANQUET
MRS. BUCKET I HAVEN’T BEEN ME SELF WE’LL BE ROYAL! ALL OF WONKA MADE CUISINE
See you tomorrow. BUT SPREAD THE NEWS! A NEW JOE HAS BEEN BORN! CHARLIE HIP! HIP! A LUCKY FEW
ALL WE’LL BE POSH! WILL GET TO PASS THROUGH
Hey Charlie, let’s have another look at that notebook of yours. GEORGINA On the great day, the Golden Ticket winners gather before Willy BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
(Gasp) Wonka’s imposing factory gates. Charlie & Grandpa Joe feel out of
I want to see all your new inventions. Charlie? Oh Charlie… GRANDPA JOE DOES THAT MEAN I’LL HAVE TO WASH?
place amidst all the hoopla on the red carpet. Finally, the moment BEYOND THIS DOOR IS MUSIC
IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE THOUGH I HAVEN’T WALKED IN YEARS GRANDPA JOE COME DANCE BETWIXT AND BETWEEN
of truth arrives.With a choral fanfare, the factory door swings open
YOU WOULD NOT BE IN BED CHANGE MY OIL AND CHECK MY GEARS A LITTLE TRAVELING MUSIC PLEASE and all eyes turn to see the mysterious Willy Wonka… silhouetted BEYOND THIS WALTZ
YOU’D BE ACTING OUT THE STORIES GIVE MY HAIR A CLIP AND WHIP MY SHAVING CREAM ALL in the smoke is an old man bent over a walking stick, about to totter IS A WORLD WITHOUT FAULTS
FROM THE BOOKS THAT YOU’VE READ BUT DON’T, DON’T DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE I’M SURPRISED WE STILL HAVE KNEES! down the factory steps... but he doesn’t totter for long! BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN
HE’D BE WALKING THE PLANK I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM JERRY
OF CHARLIE BUCKET BUCCANEER JOSEPHINE Cherry, where are you?
YOU’D BE SAILING IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE Joe! What are you doing? CHERRY
MR. & MRS. BUCKET GRANDPA JOE Jerry, I’m in a shack! Where unlikely urchin Charlie Bucket has
AND IF WISHES WERE HORSES We are going to visit a chocolate factory. won the very last Golden Ticket. Charlie, how do you feel?
WE COULD GALLOP AWAY GEORGE CHARLIE
AND IF CABBAGES WERE WATCHES But Joe, you can’t walk! OH WHEN THE SUN CAME OUT TODAY
I WOULD KNOW THE TIME ALL DAY GRANDPA JOE MY LIFE WAS STILL THE SAME
AH, BUT ALL WE CAN OFFER YOU ARE DREAMS IN EVERY SIZE Walk? I could run a four minute mile. Just like I did in the I PICKED THE SAME OLD RUBBISH AFTER SCHOOL
SO, CLOSE YOUR EYES CHARLIE BUCKET, CLOSE YOUR EYES… ’48 Olympics. THEN SUDDENLY A CHOCOLATE BAR
MR. BUCKET JOSEPHINA, GET THE THREAD WAS CALLING OUT MY NAME
Looks like he’s asleep. AND NEEDLE FROM THE KIT AND SHOWING ME THE WONKA GOLDEN RULE
MRS. BUCKET I’M SURE THE MOTHS HAVE HAD A WOOLLY CHEW I NEVER FLEW A KITE THAT FLIES
Any luck? AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO “ALTERATE” NEVER EVER WON A PRIZE
MR. BUCKET ME TROUSERS WILL STILL FIT WAS ALWAYS SICK
Not today. It’s getting colder tonight. CAUSE I HAVEN’T ET SINCE I WAS 22 WHEN THEY WOULD PICK THE WINNING TEAM
MRS. BUCKET WHILE YOUR MOTHER STARTS TO DRESS ME BUT DON’T, DON’T DONCHA PINCH YOUR…
Oh, we’ll manage. ALL
AND YOUR DAD CAN IRON AND PRESS ME
MR. BUCKET PRESS THE PEDAL TO THE KETTLE FOR THE STEAM! CHARLIE!
I’m glad he has you. CHARLIE
BUT DON’T, DON’T, DONCHA PINCH ME CHARLIE
MRS. BUCKET I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP FROM THIS GOLDEN DREAM
I’m glad he has you. JOSEPHINE Take it away, Grandpa Joe!
MR. BUCKET It’s a miracle. GRANDPA JOE
See you tomorrow. GEORGE WELL I WAS ALWAYS CERTAIN
MRS. BUCKET It’s an accident waiting to happen. THAT MY LUCK WOULD NEVER CHANGE
See you tomorrow. GRANDPA JOE I LOST THE WILL TO EVER LEAVE ME BED
MR. BUCKET OH, CHARLIE IF I’M SLEEPIN’ ALL
We’ll have to get you another blanket, won’t we Charlie…eh? LET MY DREAMING HEART KEEP LEAPIN’ EVER LEAVE OUR BED
IF YOUR MOTHER WERE HERE CAUSE THE CABBAGE-Y DAYS HAVE GONE WITHOUT A TRACE GRANDPA JOE
SHE WOULD BANISH THE COLD ALL ALL MY FOUR LEAF CLOVERS WILTED
MRS. BUCKET Woa! AND MY RABBIT’S FOOT HAD MANGE
AND YOUR DAD BRINGS THE SPRINGTIME GRANDPA JOE ALL
WHEN YOUR MUM’S FEELIN’ OLD AND IF I NEVER WAKEN MANGE
MR. & MRS. BUCKET WHAT A TRIP I WILL HAVE TAKEN GRANDPA JOE
AS WE’RE WATCHING YOU GROW YOU CAN BURY ME WITH A SMILE UPON MY FACE! THE GENIE IN THE BOTTLE TURNED UP DEAD
MRS. BUCKET ALL
WOA! CHARLIE GET MY DANCING SHOES
INCH BY INCH FROM OUT THE PULLMAN TRUNK QUITE DEAD
MR. BUCKET AND GET READY FOR THE BUCKET BUCK AND WING
BY INCH ALL
Joe!! DOUGLAS HODGE

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 BEYOND THIS DOOR’S A PUZZLE WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA MR. BEAUREGARDE
YOU’LL FIND OUT WHAT I MEAN PLEASE STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! How interesting. We could talk all day except we won’t. I’m joking of course. Eugene Beauregarde – Please smile for the camera!
BEYOND THIS GATE LET’S GET ON WITH OUR DAY I’m fascinated by nuts. I used to be one myself. And who’s this adorable tot And I guess you already know, The Double Bubble Duchess.
IS THE WORLD I CREATE Frau Gloop! in a tutu? WILLY WONKA
BUT IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN MRS. GLOOP VERUCA How delighted to meet you your Grace, and what is it exactly that you do?
Mr. Wonka, Guten Tag! Veruca. VIOLET
DESPITE THE MAN SEEN AT THESE DOORS
WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA I chew.
MY CHILDHOOD HOME WAS BLAND LIKE YOURS
Wilkommen. And you must be Augustus. Goodness, you look so faaaa…ntastically Like the wart? MR. BEAUREGARDE
BUT I KNEW HOW TO LOOK TO FIND
healthy. I could eat you up. Except I’m on a diet. Speaking of diets – I must VERUCA Same gum for the last three years!
A WORLD THAT WASN’T COLOR-BLIND
confiscate your sausage. The wart has two c’s. I’ve got one. WILLY WONKA
LET’S HOPE THAT YOU’RE A BIT LIKE ME
AUGUSTUS WILLY WONKA That’s quite an achievement.
AS YOU WALK THROUGH MY FACTORY
But that’s my lunch. One wart? MR. BEAUREGARDE
FOR IN THE END THERE’S QUITE A PRIZE
WILLY WONKA VERUCA It’s a jaw popping world record. She’s got her own TV show, line of perfume,
IF YOU CAN SEE WITH MORE THAN EYES…
Not anymore… One C! and we are opening boutiques all over the world. Isn’t she something?
Golden Ticket Winners! Gloop, Teavee, Beauregarde, Salt...Bucket! WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA
YOU’RE LIFE’S ABOUT TO CHANGE NOW YOU MAY GO FIRST, BUT LOSE THE WURST I see. She’s certainly something, Mr. Beauregarde. I’m just not sure what.
AUGUSTUS VERUCA VIOLET
SO DON’T GET LEFT BEHIND
DO THINGS APPEAR QUITE STRANGE NOW? THAT’S SAD BECAUSE I LOVE ‘EM U. C.! HEY, JUST LET ME IN, I’M HERE TO WIN
WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA
IMAGINE THE WONDERS YOU’LL FIND
TO LEAD OUR GROUP, AUGUSTUS GLOOP! U.C.! O.K. I see. I say, U.R. going to be fun. YOU LIKE TO BEAT YOUR DRUM
BEYOND THIS DOOR IS CHOCOLATE! FOR WHO COULD LOSE SIGHT OF ‘IM? YOUR CONFIDENCE IS QUITE INTENSE
SO TASTY, IT’S OBSCENE! THE CROWD IT’S A PLEASURE DEAR TO HAVE YOU HERE
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MINK? BUT JUST DON’T JUMP THE GUM
SO FOLLOW ME YES WHO COULD LOSE SIGHT OF ‘IM? THE CROWD
FOR I GUARANTEE MR. SALT VERUCA
ARE YOU FOR REAL? DON’T JUMP
THAT THIS WORLD I’VE CONCEIVED Wonka! Sir Robert Salt! Salt’s Salty Nuts! DON’T JUMP
AND ALL I’VE ACHIEVED WILLY WONKA MR. SALT
IT’S BABY SEAL JUST DON’T JUMP THE GUM
IT MUST BE BELIEVED Pleased to meet you, Bob. Peanut Business treating you well? MIKE
TO BE SEEN! MR. SALT THAT’S CLUBBED THEN TICKLED PINK
THE CROWD POW POW! Bye bye blubberboy.
Do come in. Well actually – WILLY WONKA
ITS CLUBBED THEN TICKLED
Good heavens!
ACT TWO CLUBBED THEN TICKLED
CLUBBED THEN TICKLED PINK MIKE
bq STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT Outta my way old man.
MRS. TEAVEE
Willy Wonka gathers the ticket winners in the Contract Room Michael play nice now!
of his factory. No one can go on until everyone has signed WILLY WONKA
a contract of agreement.The families are dazed as Willy explains the rules Mike Teavee, aren’t you the boy who got your Golden Ticket by hacking into
and regulations with his own brand of somersaulting words. my computers!
WILLY WONKA MRS. TEAVEE
Goodness, is that the time? Now Mr. Wonka, those are just allegations.
OUR SCHEDULE HAS NO ROOM FOR INTROS WILLY WONKA
LANGUID AND RUBATO SO, MIKE THE BRAIN, YOU MUST EXPLAIN
ACCELERATE RIGHT TO THE VERSE JUST HOW YOU CRACKED MY SYSTEM
AND PLAY IT MOLTO PRESTO AND STACCATO!! MIKE
SHUT UP OLD COOT, I’M TRYIN’ TO SHOOT
WHAT ZIGZAG ROADS AND FICKLE FATES THE FAT KID…SHOOT, I MISSED HIM
HAVE LED YOU TO MY CHOCOLATE GATES? THE CROWD
I’M SURE THE STORIES WOULD ENTHRALL FAT, SHOOT, MISSED HIM!
BUT TIME IS RACING BY US ALL WILLY WONKA
I’D LOVE TO RHYME A RIDDLE OR TWO IT SEEMS THAT I’VE LEFT SOMEONE OUT
BUT “THERE’S SO MUCH TIME, SO LITTLE TO DO”… WHO ELSE IS HERE, NOW GIVE A SHOUT
…so much time, so little to do…? CHARLIE
UH, MR. WONKA, I’M THE LAST
…PLEASE, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! WILLY WONKA
I MEANT THE OTHER WAY IS LEAST THE LAST TO JOIN OUR CAST
IT DOESN’T TAKE A SIGMUND FREUD Well who are you?
TO SEE I’M CHARMED AND OVERJOYED CHARLIE
BUT PARDON IF I START TO FRET Charlie Bucket sir.
WE’VE NOT BEGUN OUR JOURNEY YET WILLY WONKA
NO TIME TO BORROW OR DELAY Oh yes. Aren’t you the boy who got his ticket at the very last moment?
“WHAT’S HERE TOMORROW’S GONE TODAY”… Don’t leave it so late next time. And you must be his Grandpa Joe?
…what’s here tomorrow’s gone today…? GRANDPA JOE
…WHOOPS, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! At your service, sah!
MY TONGUE HAS FEET OF CLAY WILLY WONKA
Enraptured. Enchanted. Overjoyed.
YOU’VE BID THE TASTELESS WORLD ADIEU
TO CHEW THE GOO AWAITING YOU Is something wrong?
BUT SCURRY FOR THE WONKA CLOCK KEEPS TICKING CHARLIE
INSIDE THOSE DOORS THE FLOORS ARE SWEET It’s nothing sir.
THERE’S RUGS AND CARPETS YOU CAN EAT WILLY WONKA
AND BEST OF ALL THE WALLPAPER NEEDS LICKING! Nothing’s always something, Charlie, except when a person makes something
out of nothing. Now which is it with you?
THIS DAY OF PUNCTUALITY CHARLIE
IS SCHEDULED TO THE NTH DEGREE I don’t know.
I WISH THAT THERE WAS TIME TO SHARE WILLY WONKA
MY THOUGHTS ON MAKE-UP, CLOTHES AND HAIR Are you the sort of boy who makes something out of nothing?
Madam… CHARLIE
MRS. TEAVEE No sir, it’s just – you’re not what I expected.
Yes? WILLY WONKA
WILLY WONKA That’s a coincidence…I’m not what I expected either.
SINE QUA NON AND ENTRE NOUS NOW, MESSERS BUCKET, SALT AND BEAUREGARDE
YOUR FOOT IS ON THE OTHER SHOE MADAME TEAVEE AND SHATZI GLOOP
MRS. TEAVEE YOU’RE VISITORS IN MY BACKYARD
Oh my god! WHEN SHEPHERDING THIS TINY TROUPE

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 AND SO I LOOK FOR YOU TO LEAD br THE CHOCOLATE ROOM AND ME, I TAKE SWEET HONEY cu AUF WIEDERSEHEN OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ONCE GROUND, TWICE POUND
YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS
I MUST INSIST YOU HEAR AND HEED
WILLY WONKA AND MAKE A TASTEFUL ROSE
WHAT CAN I SAY, IT’S SIMPLY WHAT I DO
AUGUSTUS TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE
Ladies & Gentlemen… Welcome…to The Chocolate Room! OOMPA-LOOMPAS
MY RULES AND REGULATIONS I’ve never shown this room to anyone before…you’re the first SOME MEN MAKE POTS OF MONEY STRETCH, STRAIN, CAUSE PAIN
GLOOP IN SOUP! TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE
OUTSIDE MY DOORS YOU’RE FREE TO DO to see it. Everything you see…every tree, every flower and THEY’RE HAPPY, I SUPPOSE THAR SHE BLOWS!
every bird…is made completely and entirely out of chocolate. OOMPA-LOOMPA
THE CHARMING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU YOU BUT BE GRATEFUL THAT FOR JUST A LUCKY FEW… SLOWLY UP THE PIPE HE FLOWS
THE TRAITS THAT MAKE YOU EACH A KID CHARLIE I’M TELLIN’ YA…
…IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE TO THE MIXING ROOM HE RISES OOMPA-LOOMPAS
A MIRROR OF YOUR PARENTS ID GRANDPA JOE HOPE THAT PIPE CAN TAKE ALL SIZES
NOW I KNOW TO SEE WHAT ISN’T THERE SIFT, SHAKE, THEN WE BAKE
BUT ONCE INSIDE YOU MUST OBEY THE MIND IS SUCH A WONDER TO EXPLORE
“DO AS I DO NOT AS I SAY”… I’LL NEVER HAVE TO DREAM AGAIN IF HE’D LISTENED, HE WOULD NOT AND STICK IT WITH A FORK
AND THOUGH SOME NIGHTS I DREAD BE HEADED FOR THE FUDGING POT DON’T THROW AWAY THE SCRAPS TODAY
…DAMN, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT! FOR I’VE HAD DREAMS INCREDIBLE ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
OH, THE GAMES THE MIND CAN PLAY BUT HE WAS NOT OBEDIENT CAUSE WE LOVE CANDY PORK!
BUT HERE’S A DREAM THAT IS EDIBLE I’D RATHER BE THIS WAY THEN BE A BORE! NOW HE IS AN INGREDIENT! AUGUSTUS
AUGUSTUS ALL EXCEPT WILLY WONKA
WHICH WAY TO THE BUFFET? IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE MR. BEAUREGARDE I feel so lonely!
MR. WONKA, PINCH US PLEASE Are they your entourage, Wonka? OOMPA-LOOMPAS
WILLY WONKA SO WE CAN TASTE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES TO DREAM OF SOMETHING NEW
I’D LOVE TO LOUNGE AND LOLLYGAG THEN WAKE ON FIRE AND TRY TO SCULPT EACH DAY WILLY WONKA AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP
AND GIVE EACH TONGUE THE CHANCE TO WAG As the children explore this wonderland, the bewildered adults ask IT’S NO BLESSING, IT’S A CURSE! No, Mr. Beauregarde, they’re my workers. YOUR TOUR IS NOW COMPLETE
Willy what its purpose is.Willy bemusedly explains… WAIT, NO, STRIKE THAT AND REVERSE OOMPA-LOOMPAS YOU SHOW THE MEANING TO YOUR GROUP
BUT I MUST GET YOU ALL TO SIGN
THIS CONTRACT ON THE DOTTED LINE MR. SALT I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY CUT, DICE, MINCE, SLICE OF “YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT”
Look here, Wonka, the waterfall makes sense but what’s the TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE MRS. GLOOP
THERE’S NO REPRISE, THE WAY TIME FLIES, Veruca breaks the reverie with a scream. Augustus is drinking Oh!
TO “DOT THE T’S AND CROSS THE I’S”… point in all the rest of this stuff. the waterfall!
CHURN, CHOP, POUND, POP
WILLY WONKA TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE WILLY WONKA
…NO, STRIKE THAT! REVERSE IT!
PLEASE INK WITHOUT DELAY The point? bt AUGUSTUS’ DOWNFALL SNAP, SNIP, WHISK, WHIP SO MOTHER, COURAGE YOU MUST SHOW
BUT PLEASE DON’T HOLD A GRUDGE
MR. SALT MR. SALT WILLY WONKA LET YOUR STOMACH BE THE JUDGE
MAY I SEE THE DOSSIER? Well, what’s it for? Augustus NO! Stay away from the chocolate waterfall! BOIL, BEAT CAUSE AS A BOY HE WAS SO-SO
WILLY WONKA MRS. GLOOP WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
MR. BEAUREGARDE OOMPA-LOOMPA
AND NEGOTIATE HER PAY It’s my creation. Mr. Wonka. He’s just a little peckish! HEY, TURN UP THE HEAT! BUT HE MAKES TASTY…
MR. SALT AUGUSTUS OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ALL OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SIR, WHAT DOES THIS CONTRACT SAY?! How does it make money? Just one more handful. CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FUDGE! YES, HE MAKES TASTY…
WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA MRS. GLOOP
WILLY WONKA AUGUSTUS
WELL… It doesn’t. Augustus please! Help! Augustus!
MRS. GLOOP AUGUSTUS OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THE UNDERSIGNED HEREIN TO FORE MRS. GLOOP
CITE FRIPPERY OR FORCE MAJEURE It’s a little cupboard of treats for a midnight feast. Mr. Wonka, it’s wunderbaaaaarrr! Augustus! FUDGE!
NO PROPERTY BE TOUCHED OR CHEWED OR PEDDLED WILLY WONKA Augustus has fallen in. OOMPA-LOOMPAS Augustus is gone but Willy seems more concerned about the
PARENTS No madam. WILLY WONKA AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP possible contamination of bones in his toffee.The party are shocked
WHAT DID HE SAY?? MR. BEAUREGARDE Oh dear. Quick! Bring down the diversionary plumbing! IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE but nevertheless eager to carry on and explore.The next room is
WILLY WONKA You use it for photo shoots. YOU GREAT BIG GREEDY NINCOMPOOP The Inventing Room, full of test tubes and bubbling pots of coloured
Factory alarms sound and a vast array of pipes descend as Augustus
DE FACTO HABEAS CORPUS LAWS WILLY WONKA IT’S TIME TO FUDGIFY liquid.White coated OOMPA-LOOMPAS mix and stir.Willy gives
is sucked up the chocolate tube.The families look up and are
Certainly not. every child an everlasting gobstopper as a souvenir of the tour but
FOR YOU A NEW GRANDFATHER’S CLAUSE amazed to see, amongst the plumbing, dozens of tiny workers in YOU NEVER TRIED TO MAKE A FRIEND
MRS. TEAVEE Violet is unimpressed.Willy wonders if she might be interested in
SIGN THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE red boiler suits. Ladies & Gentlemen,The OOMPA-LOOMPAS! BUT NOW WE’LL HAVE SOME FUN
THANK GOD THAT’S SETTLED! It’s therapy. his latest creation, in which an entire Sunday roast dinner is
WILLY WONKA MR. SALT FOR THOUGH YOUR TOUR IS AT AN END contained in one tiny strip of gum.When Violet sees gum she
MRS. GLOOP
No. Dear God Wonka! What in heaven’s name… OUR JOY HAS JUST BEGUN! can’t resist popping it into her mouth.
What does he expect us to do? MR. BEAUREGARDE AUGUSTUS
MRS. TEAVEE MR. SALT Mamma, I’m stuck.
Well if it isn’t for anything and it doesn’t make money then Who in the name of POP are those people!?
I’m confused. MRS. GLOOP MRS. GLOOP
MR. SALT why on earth does it need to exist at all? Try releasing some gas!
WILLY WONKA Will they save him?
This tempo is preposterous! WILLY WONKA
KIDS You really don’t see do you?
No, but they’ll save my chocolate. Ladies & Gentlemen
JUST SIGN!
WILLY WONKA
bs SIMPLY SECOND NATURE may I introduce – The Oompa-Loompas!
WILLY WONKA
SO NOW THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST A PAINTER NEEDS NO REASON
TO PUT THE PRESENT IN THE PAST TO MAKE A THING OF ART
IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE GOLDEN TOUR YES, THERE’S NO SWITCH TO STOP AND START THE FLOW
AND TASTE THE TEMPTING TREATS DU JOUR
THE DAY IS YOUNG, THE SUN IS HIGH A GARDENER HAS HIS SEASON
AND SO IT’S TIME TO SAY “GOODBYE” HIS GREEN THUMB AND HIS HEART
ALL DON’T ASK THE MAN “WHY DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?”
Goodbye?!? A POET SITS FOR HOURS
WILLY WONKA WITH WORDS UPON HIS TONGUE
NO, STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT! HE CANNOT HELP BUT RHYME HIS DOOM AND GLOOM
THE NEXT TIME I’LL REHEARSE IT
GET READY, SET AND ON YOUR MARKS, LET’S GO! SO IF YOU TASTE MY FLOWERS
AUGUSTUS
YOU’LL SEE THAT I’M AMONG
YOU’RE STUPID! THAT CERTAIN GROUP, THAT LUCKY TROUPE FOR WHOM…
MIKE …IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
YOU STINK! TO WISH AWAY THE GRAY
VERUCA TO TAKE A LICORICE STICK AND MAKE A TREE
I’M WINNING! YES, THERE’S NO RHYME OR REASON
VIOLET I WAS SIMPLY MADE THIS WAY
YOU THINK? WHAT’S STRANGE TO YOU IS NATURAL TO ME
CHARLIE IT’S SIMPLY SECOND NATURE
LET’S GO! TO PAINT OUTSIDE THE LINES
WILLY WONKA & ALL IT MERELY IS THE WAY THAT I WAS BORN
ON WITH THE SHOW! YOU SEE I’VE BEEN SELECTED
With the contract finally signed,Willy waves his cane and reveals TO CREATE THE UNEXPECTED
a wonderful garden of candy delights.Willy invites the children to AND MAKE EACH DAY FEEL JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS MORN
enjoy the room but whatever they do, they mustn’t go near the PICASSO TOOK A TORSO
chocolate waterfall. AND TURNED IT ON IT’S HEAD
IT ISN’T RIGHT OR WRONG, IT’S WHAT HE FELT
AND DALI, EVEN MORE SO
WOULD POSITIVELY DREAD
EXPLAINING WHY HIS HANDS OF TIME SHOULD MELT
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cl GUM! OOMPA-LOOMPAS Violet explodes in a shower of purple goo. Once again the party are
horrified but Willy is unconcerned. He leads them on a high speed
OOMPA-LOOMPAS OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VIOLET SHE ALWAYS WANTED FAME VERUCA SALT VERUCA SALT
Tomato soup! NOW SHE’S ‘BOUT TO EXPLODE tour round the crazy corridors of his factory until, disoriented, they THE SILLY COW THE SELFISH TOT
WILLY WONKA (POP!) arrive at The Nut Room where the factory nuts are tested by a small HER MADDENING MANTRA WAS “NOW, NOW, NOW!” WAS NEVER GOOD WITH THE THINGS SHE GOT
army of trained squirrels sitting at a conveyor belt. Good nuts are BUT NOW HANG A BELL ON THE LITTLE BRUTE BUT IT’S NOT JUST VICIOUS VERUCA’S FAULT
That’s the starter – it’s quite traditional. WE’LL SCOOP UP EVERY CHUNK kept and bad nuts thrown away.Veruca demands a squirrel.When
VIOLET AND WE’LL SERVE HER A LA MODE AS SHE PAS DE BOURRÉES DOWN THE BAD NUT CHUTE THIS RANCID RECIPE DEMANDS
Willy refuses, she takes matters into her own hands.When she gets ANOTHER DASH OF SALT!
Roast Chicken! (MM HMM!) to the conveyor belt she is grabbed by a squirrel and tested. BAD YES, NOW SHE’LL JOIN THE TRASH BELOW
WILLY WONKA SO SPOILED AND SO ROTTEN MR. SALT
SHE’S GONNA HIT THE BIG TIME NUT! Suddenly the room fills with OOMPA-LOOMPAS riding on Veruca, Daddy’s coming!
Sunday afternoon – all the family in the parlour – pick of the WHEN THE BIG GUM DROPS (WOO!) the back of giant squirrels.They dance a nightmarish ballet before THE FISH HEAD FROM A WEEK AGO
pops on the radio. SOME GOUDA LONG FORGOTTEN OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SHE’LL FINALLY BURST HER BUBBLE ushering Veruca and her father down the bad nut chute. BLAME HER FATHER AND HER MOTHER
VIOLET ON THE “TOP OF THE POPS” A BACON RIND, SOME LEFT OUT LARD
Potatoes and Gravy! cn VERUCA’S THAT VERUCA WILL RESIDE
MR. BEAUREGARDE A LOAF OF BREAD GONE STALE AND HARD WITH THE RUBBISH AND THE OTHER
WILLY WONKA I’ve got an idea! Hello, Fruit Monthly...?? NUTCRACKER SWEET A ROTTEN TOOTH, A REEKY PEAR
Granny dribbling in the corner. WASTEFUL THINGS SHE’S TOSSED ASIDE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS SQUIRREL A THING THE CAT LEFT ON THE STAIR
VIOLET HER LIPS SAY NOTHING TO THE FURNACE WE BEQUEATH HER
Fizzy orange! BAD NUT! VERUCA SALT
AND HER HANDS DO LESS VERUCA SEE THE SQUIRRELS AS THEY ARE SWARMING
WILLY WONKA HER CLOTHES ARE YOURS
THE PAMPERED MISS THOUGHT RECYCLING WAS BENEATH HER
Violet whatever you do don’t hit pudding. Daddy, what’s happening? WILL NOW FOUETTÉ TO A FOUL ABYSS
CAUSE SOON SHE’LL NEED A TENT FOR A DRESS MR. SALT SHE’S THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING!
MR. BEAUREGARDE SO TAKE A WHIFF, FOR IT’S AWFULLY RIPE MR. SALT
Ignore him Vi! You chew, girl. Do it! HER STOMACH WILL BE PERFECT Wonka, she’s headed for the nut cracker! HER NEW ADDRESS: THE SEWER PIPE!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS Get away from me you dirty rodent!
WILLY WONKA WHEN IT’S SQUEEZED AND IT’S OOZED WILLY WONKA OOMPA-LOOMPAS
Violet no – HER BRAIN’S IN MINT CONDITION VERUCA SALT
THE DEBUTANTE Stomach in, chest out. VERUCA SALT
VIOLET CAUSE IT’S NEVER BEEN USED MR. SALT THE WICKED WITCH
Cheese and crackers! SHE’S ALWAYS SCREAMING “I WANT, I WANT”
HER LEGS ARE GOOD AND STURDY WE HOPE SHE WANTS LAST MONTH’S CHOW MEIN Wonka, for God’s sake, help her! WILL SOON DEVELOP A NASTY ITCH
WILLY WONKA CAUSE THEY RAN TOWARD THE SPOTLIGHT WILLY WONKA WE’LL SOON HEAR THE TWIT SCREAMING “MINE, ALL MINE!!”
Violet. Don’t get to pudding! AS SHE JETÉS DOWN THE GARBAGE DRAIN
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ‘EM BOTH VERUCA I can’t, her posture is terrible. FROM DEEP DOWN BELOW WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!
VIOLET TO SPLIT THEM UP WOULD BE NOT RIGHT SQUIRRELS & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
Oh my… Help!
BAD NUT!
MR. BEAUREGARDE BUT YOU HAD BETTER HURRY
What is it honey? IF YOU WANNA GRAB HER EAR
VIOLET CAUSE IN 15 MINUTES
Pie! SHE IS BOUND TO DISAPPEAR
WILLY WONKA MR. BEAUREGARDE
Pudding. Baby we’re gonna be rich!
MR. BEAUREGARDE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
What kind of pie, Vi? AHH!
VIOLET EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION
Blueberry pie, Daddy! Blueberry pie! EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
WILLY WONKA HER FAVORITE BODY PARTS
Pudding. WILL SOON BE YOURS FOR A FRACTION
MR. BEAUREGARDE HER INSIDES FLYING OVERHEAD
My god, Wonka, what is happening to her? WILL BE A DISTRACTION
WILLY WONKA TODAY NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT RAVEL OR DEBUSSY
Excess Fructose in the fluid sacs, I’m afraid. BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT
MR. BEAUREGARDE EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT…
What the pop does that mean? OHHHH….
WILLY WONKA “JUICY”!!
It means … it means … she’s turning into a blueberry!
As Violet spins about like a purple glitter disco ball, the
OOMPA-LOOMPAS break out their platform shoes to sing
and dance of her fate.
cm JUICY!
OOMPA DJ
And here she is, new in at number one, chewing up the charts,
she’s big and getting bigger, she blue and getting bluer – she’s
a fruit based sensation and she goes by the name of JUICY!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION
EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
VIOLET
Help me!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
DADDY WANTED HER TO BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION
NOW EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
JUICY IS A GIRL NAMED VIOLET B.
SHE DOESN’T HAVE A TALENT AS FAR AS WE CAN SEE
BUT SHE WANTS TO BE A STAR
THOUGH THERE’S NOTHING SHE CAN DO
WILLY & MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SHE’S GONNA BE FAMOUS NOW
FOR JUST TURNING BLUE
WILLY & FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS
SQUEEZE THAT MOTHER OUT!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION
EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
DADDY BLEW HER UP INTO A BIG TRANSACTION
NOW EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ ‘BOUT “JUICY”
VIOLET
Daddy!

MYA OLAYE & COMPANY

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Now only Mike Teavee and Charlie are left.Willy leads the AND THEN LIKE SOME BARBARIC HUNS OOMPA-LOOMPAS OOMPA-LOOMPAS OOMPA-LOOMPAS
increasingly nervous group through the dark cellars where all OUR TODDLERS ALL ARE PACKING GUNS WITH ALL THIS INFO AT A CLICK HE’S STUCK INSIDE HIS OWN DOMAIN WHEN THERE IS NEWER JUNK TO SEE
his mistakes are kept. Finally they arrive at a room he calls, NOW CHILDREN CURSE AND SMOKE CIGARS A BOOK WILL ROT UPON THE SHELF WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA
The Department of The Future, staffed by white suited OUR NURSERIES NOW HAVE PRISON BARS IF ALL THE ANSWERS COME TOO QUICK HE’LL CHANNEL SURF TILL WHEREUPON WHAT ONCE WAS VIRAL’S SOON FORGOT
OOMPA-LOOMPA technicians.Willy demonstrates Chocolate A CHILD WON’T THINK FOR HIMSELF OOMPA-LOOMPAS MRS. TEAVEE
Television.Where normal television sends pictures through THEY SCREAM AND RANT AND RAISE THEIR FISTS
AND FIRE THEIR PSYCHIATRISTS EACH DAY THEY TEXT ON THEIR NEW TOY HE’LL FIND THAT NOTHING GOOD IS ON BUT HAND THE CLICKER TO HIS MOM
space, this sends chocolate through space. Mike is intrigued MRS. TEAVEE WILLY WONKA
and despite Willy’s protests, he puts himself before the cameras, WE HEAR THEM ALL, THE TEENAGE HORDE THEIR THOUGHTS AND THEIR LOCATION
THEY SCREAM THE BATTLE CRY “WE’RE BORED!” BUT OMG, WILL THIS DESTROY AND THERE IS NO REMOTE CONTROL HIS FUTURE’S NOT COMPLETELY SHOT
presses the remote and disappears in a puff of smoke. OOMPA-LOOMPAS OOMPA-LOOMPAS
As a mortified Mrs.Teavee looks on,Willy and the THEIR MINDS WILL SURELY TURN TO MUSH THE ART OF CONVERSATION?
WILLY WONKA THAT HE CAN USE TO FIND HIS SOUL HIS NEW ADDRESS IS
OOMPA-LOOMPAS search for him on the monitors. WITH WORDS THAT MAKE AN EX-CON BLUSH WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY NEVER MIND THEIR P’S AND Q’S SO SING THE STORY MRS. T
co VIDIOTS THEY LONG FOR PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS OOMPA-LOOMPAS HIS SECRETS NOW ARE YOURS AND MINE
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
MIKE DOT COM
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
MIKE WHAT’S NOW BECOME OF MIKE TEAVEE
Hey Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send VIDIOTS! MRS. TEAVEE CAUSE EVERYTHING HE’S GOT’S ONLINE VIDIOTS!
a person too? THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS! FROM WASTING HIS ENTIRE BRAIN MRS. TEAVEE THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS!
WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA AND WHO WILL WATCH JUST MIKE TEAVEE VIDIOTS!
Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues – It’s years since I’ve been to a rave! THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS!
ALAS, ALAS, POOR MIKE TV
FOR OMG, HE’S A.D.D.
MIKE
You can’t stop progress, I’m doing it!
WILLY WONKA
Uh, Mike…no!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
HE’S LIKE SO MANY NOWADAYS
IT’S AWFULLY MODERN, THIS MALAISE
MIKE
Ladies & Gentlemen – Welcome to the Mike Teavee – TV Show!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
FOR EVERY CHILD THAT THREW A FIT
THE TV SET WOULD BABYSIT
MRS. TEAVEE
Mr. Wonka where is he?
WILLY WONKA
I’m looking, I’m looking! There’s so many channels.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ATTENTION SPANS HAVE GONE PELL-MELL
THERE’S ONLY TIME FOR LOL
MRS. TEAVEE
The little people are singing again. That’s never a good sign.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY NEVER STEP OUTSIDE TO PLAY
THEIR WORLD IS DARK BOTH NIGHT AND DAY
MRS. TEAVEE
He’s jumping from screen to screen!
WILLY WONKA
I think it’s called channel hopping.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THE SKIES OF BLUE, THE PINKS, THE GREENS
ARE ONLY VIEWED ON LAPTOP SCREENS
MRS. TEAVEE
Get him out of there!
MIKE
I’m on TV! Look at me! Look at me!
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEY ONLY MOVE AND EXERCISE
MRS. TEAVEE
What’s happened to him?
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
THEIR CLICKING FINGER AND THEIR THUMB
WILLY WONKA
He’s shrunk to fit the TV screen.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
EACH BRAIN CELL OVERLOADS AND DIES
CHARLIE
Will he ever go back to normal?
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
AS ALL THEIR LIMBS ARE TURNING NUMB
WILLY WONKA
No one ever goes back to normal after they’ve been
on television.
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
VIDIOTS!
THEY’RE JUST VIDIOTS!
THE AGE OF INNOCENCE IS GONE
ONCE CERTAIN SITES ARE CLICKED UPON
THE IMAGES THAT THEY REPEAT
ONCE IN THE BRAIN YOU CAN’T DELETE

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Charlie is the only child left. Grandpa Joe is anxious but Willy CHARLIE
has one last room he wants to show them,The Imagining Yes, Mr. Wonka.
Room. In it Willy keeps a notebook, full of all the ideas he’s WILLY WONKA
ever had, and some of the ones he’s never had as well. I love my chocolate factory, Charlie. I love it more than
Charlie is keen to look at the notebook but Willy refuses anything else in the world.
angrily. It’s time for them to go home.When Joe asks about CHARLIE
their lifetime supply of confectionery Willy casually dismisses So do I, Mr. Wonka, so do I.
them: ‘you got your gobstopper didn’t you?’ Joe is angry but WILLY WONKA
Charlie defuses the situation – ‘An everlasting gobstopper Well, I’m very glad you said that, I’m very glad indeed.
is still an amazing present.’ Do you want to know why?
Willy tells Charlie to wait while he and Joe sort out legal CHARLIE
details. He must not touch anything. Alone in the imagining Why?
room, Charlie can’t resist peeking at Willy’s notebook. WILLY WONKA
The book is full of drawings and inventions.When he Because, my Chocolate Factory is your special prize.
comes to the blank pages at the back Charlie draws some CHARLIE
inventions of his own, sketching ‘fizzy lifting juice’ and ‘hot ice But Mr. Wonka, why would you want to give away
cream for cold days.’ But his reverie is interrupted by Willy, your factory?
who has quietly returned. Charlie is scared, has he done WILLY WONKA
something wrong? ‘No Charlie,’ says Willy, ‘strike that I’m an old man, Charlie. I’m a lot older than you think.
and reverse it.You’ve done something right.You’ve won.’ I can’t keep running my factory forever. I’ve got to give
He invites Charlie into his Great Glass Elevator so that it to someone new. And that someone, Charlie, is you.
he can show him his prize.
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
cp PURE IMAGINATION SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
WILLY WONKA ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
Hold your breath … make a wish … count to WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?
three … THERE’S NOTHING TO IT
COME WITH ME AND YOU’LL BE WILLY WONKA & CHARLIE
IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TAKE A LOOK AND YOU’LL SEE TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
INTO YOUR IMAGINATION WILLY WONKA
LIVING THERE YOU’LL BE FREE
Welcome aboard my Great Glass Elevator. IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
CHARLIE
Wow! Willy lands the elevator outside the factory. Crates are piled
up by the front door containing his possessions. He explains
WILLY WONKA
to Charlie that he will be moving out because Charlie will
Push that button. be moving in. Charlie is confused – surely he’s too young to
CHARLIE run a chocolate factory? Willy explains why he’s perfect for
The one marked don’t push? the job and the OOMPA-LOOMPAS pop out of the packing
WILLY WONKA crates to welcome their new boss.
That’s the one.
CHARLIE
Something crazy is going to happen now, isn’t it?
WILLY WONKA
How did you guess?
WE’LL BEGIN WITH A SPIN
TRAVELING IN THE WORLD OF MY CREATION
WHAT YOU’LL SEE WILL DEFY
EXPLANATION
CHARLIE
Where are we going?
WILLY WONKA
Up … up … up!
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?
THERE’S NOTHING TO IT
Time to open your eyes and take a look around.
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
LIVING HERE YOU’LL BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
Look – Charlie – down there – my factory,
do you see?

DOUGLAS HODGE & TOM KLENERMAN

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cq A LITTLE ME CHARLIE GRANDPA JOE & JOSEPHINE At last, Charlie, Grandpa Joe and the rest of the Bucket family are reunited but
Willy is suddenly gone.The Buckets go into the factory to start their new lives. Outside,
WILLY WONKA AND I NEVER DREAMED THIS DAY A CHOC’LATE COMET IN ASCENT!
Goodness me – is that the time? – you’d better get ready. COULD EVER START AND END THIS WAY GEORGE & GEORGINA the Tramp returns. He reveals himself to be Willy Wonka. He takes one last look at his
CHARLIE WILLY WONKA WITH SPARKS OF SWEETS YOU’LL SOON INVENT! factory, full of light and life, and reflects on the possibility of new adventures.
IT’S THE DREAMS YOU’VE YET TO DREAM WILLY WONKA
For what?
WILLY WONKA THAT WILL WHIP YOUR WHIPPING CREAM! AND ANY JOURNEY WORTH THE SCHLEP cr IT MUST BE BELIEVED
Your new job. WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS MUST BEGIN WITH ONE SMALL STEP TO BE SEEN (REPRISE)
CHARLIE IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T YES… MR. BUCKET
What job? THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE ALL Come on, Charlie. Let’s go inside.
WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T CHARLIE
You are the new Willy Wonka of course! I always had a hunch it might be you. AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU JUST MY CUP OF TEA THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE Wait – where’s Mr. Wonka? We can’t go in without him. He has to show us
Let’s see how you measure up. OOMPA-LOOMPAS YOU’LL LEAD THE WAY where everything is.
CHARLIE DID HE SAY TEA? TO THINGS YOU’VE YET TO SEE MR. BUCKET
BUT I DON’T KNOW THE FIRST THING WILLY WONKA IT’S THE SCHEMES YOU’VE YET TO BAKE I think he’s gone.
ABOUT HOW A FACT’RY WORKS IT’S YOUR PERCOLATING MIND IT’S THE LEAP YOU’VE YET TO TAKE MRS. BUCKET
WILLY WONKA IT’S YOUR EARS STILL WET BEHIND THAT MAKES YOU YOU Look’s like he’s left you to it.
PERFECT! YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS WILLY WONKA MR. BUCKET
CHARLIE THAT MAKE YOU YOU AND… A WONKA THROUGH AND THROUGH Come on, Charlie. We’ve got work to do.
AND I DON’T HAVE A CLUE WILLY WONKA ALL CHARLIE
OF WHAT A CHOCOLATIER MUST DO A LITTLE ME THAT MAKES YOU YOU Come on Bucket, no time to dally when wonders await.
WILLY WONKA THE FACTORY’S YOURS, YES THAT’S YOUR PRIZE AND IN THE MIDDLE OF A RIDDLE WILLY WONKA
WELL CHARLIE BUCKET, IF YOU DID OOMPA-LOOMPAS WHERE A KID’LL BE A LITTLE… THERE COMES A TIME TO LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND YOU
THEN YOU WOULDN’T BE A KID WE’VE GOT A BOSS WHO’S JUST OUR SIZE THE BUCKET FAMILY & OOMPA-LOOMPAS AND AMONGST YOU IS AS GOOD A PLACE TO HIDE
MR. & MRS. BUCKET YES WE AGREE SO OUT THERE IN THE SHADOWS I REMIND YOU
IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T THAT MAY BE WILLY WONKA BY YOUR SIDE!
THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT A TREAT TO WATCH YOU RISE YOU’RE A LITTLE…
IT’S WHAT YOU DO NOT OWN THAT SETS YOU FREE CHARLIE & WILLY WONKA AND SO MY FRIEND, MY FACTORY
IT’S THE LESSONS STILL UNLEARNED …ME! CONTINUE YOUR ROUTINE
IT’S THE CORNERS NOT YET TURNED LET’S SAY GOODBYE
THAT MAKE YOU YOU AND…A LITTLE ME FOR TO NEW WORLDS I FLY
THAT ARE NOT YET CONCEIVED
Hat. THAT ARE NOT YET ACHIEVED
CHARLIE AND THEY MUST BE BELIEVED
Hat? TO BE SEEN…
WILLY WONKA
Cane. As the OOMPA-LOOMPAS and Charlie wave goodbye from the factory windows,
CHARLIE Willy Wonka disappears right before our eyes.
Cane?
WILLY WONKA
And last but not least, The Wonka Stirring Spoon!
CHARLIE
BUT I DON’T KNOW THE RECIPES
OF HOW MUCH THIS AND THAT
WILLY WONKA
DELUMPTIOUS! THAT MAKES YOU JUST DELUMPTIOUS!
CHARLIE
AND I’VE NOT SEEN A SINGLE FACT
OF HOW A CHOCOLATIER MUST ACT
WILLY WONKA
WELL, THE THINGS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN
MAKE YOU A FRESH GREEN BEAN!
IT’S ALL THE THINGS YOU AREN’T
THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE
YOU HAVE TO DIG A HOLE TO PLANT THE TREE
IT’S THE BOOKS YOU’VE YET TO READ
IT’S THE DOUGH YOU’VE YET TO KNEAD
THAT MAKES YOU YOU AND…A LITTLE ME
A SCULPTOR WANTS NO HARDENED CLAY
HE WANTS HIS MUD TO
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BEND AND SWAY
WILLY WONKA
AND THAT IS WHAT A CHILD CAN DO
BUT NOT JUST ANY CARELESS CHILD
WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS
TOO FAT OR SPOILED
OR CRASS OR WILD
WILLY WONKA
SO AREN’T YOU GLAD UPON REVIEW
THAT CHARLIE BUCKET I CHOSE YOU!
CHARLIE
WELL YES, IT’S QUITE AN HONOR
BUT I’M STILL A BIT AT SEA
WILLY WONKA
AHOY THEN
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
BA BA DAH
WILLY WONKA
YOU’RE JUST MY BOY THEN
OOMPA-LOOMPAS
ENJOY THEN

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ORCHESTRA RECORDING CREDITS
Conductor. . . . . . . . . . . . . NICHOLAS SKILBECK PRODUCED
FOR RECORD. . . . . . . . . . . . SCOTT M. RIESETT
Keyboards. . . . . . . . .JOHN GLADSTONE-SMITH & MARC SHAIMAN
JILL FARROW
NIGEL LILLEY Recorded at . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANGEL STUDIOS
Guitars . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DAVE HOLMES LONDON JULY 2013
Bass Guitar/ Recording Engineer . . . . . . . . . . . . NIALL ACOTT
Double Bass . . . . . . . . . RUTLEDGE TURNLUND Assistant Engineer . . . . . . . . . . JOSHUA THOMAS
Drums . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .MIKE SMITH Music Preparation . . . . . . . . . . . . HOTSTAVE LTD
Reeds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NICK MOSS JOANNE KANE MUSIC SERVICE
JAMIE TALBOT Orchestral Management . . . . ANDY BARNWELL
COLIN SKINNER for MUSICAL CO-ORDINATION
French Horn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MATT GUNNER SERVICES LTD.
Trumpet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JOHN BARCLAY Additional Engineering . . . . . . . . . GARY THOMAS
Trombone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .PHIL JUDGE JEREMY MURPHY
SCOTT M. RIESETT
Violin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MICHAEL KEELAN
CLARE TAYLOR Additional Assistant Engineer . . . .CHRIS PARKER
SHELLEY BRITTON Sound Design Elements . . . . . . . . . PAUL ARDITTI
ANN MORFEE
CHARLIE BROWN Mixing Engineer . . . . LAWRENCE MANCHESTER
LAURA MELHUISH Pro Tools Editing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IAN KAGEY
BRIAN WRIGHT Additional Music Production . . . . LUCIAN PIANE
NINA FOSTER Additional Mixing . . . . . . . JONATHAN CASTELLI
Cello. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DOM PECHEUR Mastered by . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .VLADO MELLER
VICKY MATTHEWS for MASTERDISK NEW YORK N.Y.
NERYS RICHARDS
Percussion . . . . . . . . . . . . . CORRINA SILVESTER Executive in charge of
Music Technology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PHIJ ADAMS music for WaterTower:. . . . . . . . . . JASON LINN
Tap Dancing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .NIKKI BELSHER

Music by Marc Shaiman. Lyrics by Scott Wittman & Marc Shaiman.

© 2010-2013 Winding Brook Way Music/Walli Woo Entertainment (ASCAP).

Except ‘Pure Imagination’. Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley.
© 1970, 1971 Taradam Music Inc. (BMI).

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 & © 2013 WaterTower Music, 4000 Warner Blvd., Burbank, CA 91522.

Photography: Brinkhoff / Mögenburg, Helen Maybanks, Johan Persson.
Packaging designed by DEWYNTERS.
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