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Flirt:
"I think it's pretty clear we need to hang out considering how fun we are"
"On a scale from 1 to America how free are you tonight?"
Just Matched:
"I hope you're cool with telling people we met volunteering at an old folks home"
"Hey so I know this is a fake profile but could I get the name of the model you used for your pics?"
Just met:
"Try not to call me too much because my wife might get suspicious"
"Testing, testing... is this thing on??"
"Last night was fun. Do you have a Yelp page I could leave a review on?"
"You get home okay? Usually you can't stop calling or texting so I got worried"
Respond to flaking:
"Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I'm unhappy but I'm still cool as fuck"
"The AT&T subscriber you are trying to reach is no longer in service"
"You seem fun! Let's hang out to see if it carries over in person"
"Filling out my calendar for the month, which weekend should I put you down for?"
"This is so us. Me doing all the talking and you just sitting there..."
"When should I expect my next drunk text from you?"
Casually chat:
"I'm feeling kinda wild.. I think I'm gonna knit both of us matching sweaters"
"You seem like you like to live dangerously... like wine and a painting class on a Tuesday kind of dangerously"